The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Mike Pence's Non-Viral Space Force Address

Episode Date: September 1, 2018

Vice President Mike Pence delivers an underwhelming speech about President Trump's U.S. Space Force proposal, and Trevor finds himself oddly grateful. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast. The Weekly Show is going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, TGID. Thank God it's Thursday we're going to be talking about. All the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about

ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. We've got bigger things to focus on, man. Like Space Force. I, you know what I, what I love about space force is that nobody knows what it is, nobody

knows why it's happening. Everyone's just going along with it, it's just like, space force, space force! It's like, man, this administration really hates aliens, all of them. Just, you're an alien, there's like, no, I don't want you. It's going to go into space and fight. That's what Mike Pence was saying today is we got, we got enemies in all. It's like, which enemies where? What are you talking about? I will say this when I watched Mike Pence delivering the address on Space Force today, I realized this is going to sound crazy. I realized how lucky America is that Donald Trump is president

and not him. And I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Because Mike Pence was talking about Space Force. It didn't go viral. Nobody talked about it. No one cared. When Trump says Space Force, it's all, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi. thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's going thi. It's going thi. It's going thi. It's going thi. It's going thi. It's going thi. It's going thi. It's goinged about it. No one can't. When Trump says Space Force, it's all anyone could talk about. People in the arenas were cheering.

Space Force! It's rock and roll. I was like, Mike Pence was president. I promise you he'd be able to get away with all the things Trump is doing, because he's just quiet. Do you know what I mean? He would be like, we're going to build a structure on the southern border to impede people from crossing over in a manner that... And it's like, is he saying they're going to build a wall?

And then they would just build it. And no one would know. And like, he would implement every single structure, whereas Trump, because he comes out with a build a wall, ban all Muslims! And you're like, we need to stop that. Like if Pence was a serial killer movie, he'd be like one of those quiet serial killers that like, you know, like just like walks behind

and then it stabs you out of nowhere and you wouldn't know. Whereas Trump is the kind of serial killer who'd like make his own scary music. Like, Trump would be sneaking into the bedroom, me like, da-da-dan, da-da-dan, tent, ten, tent, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, then, then, then, then, then, then. You're like, thank God. Thank God. A Daily Show with Cover Noa, Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show weeknights at 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central, and the Comedy Central app.

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