The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - People Are Like Chocolates

Episode Date: February 4, 2019

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on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. So in my family, my two younger brothers are, so from my mother's second marriage. And so I'm still the only person in my family who looks like this. So my mom is African woman, black possa woman. My father's Swiss from Switzerland, so he was a white man. And so I look like this, and then my mom remarried a black man, so my brothers don't

look like me either. And I remember what was really beautiful was, my brothers, we always spoke about this stuff, so my parent, they were like, yeah, different dads, we get how this works. So my brother one day, I pick him up from school, right? He's like, he's really young at the time, I was like, maybe like, I'm trying to think, maybe 10 years old, and he gets he he they's, and he, and he, and he they's, and he, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, they's, they's like, they's like, they's like, they's like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th......... So, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, what's going on, Isaac? And he's like, hey, Trevor, he's like, oh, kids, man, I can't do this, kids. Kids. So I go, kids? Tell me more.

And then he's like, I just don't know what to do with kids, Trevor. You know, like today me up. Then he said, ah, who's your brother? Then I said, Trevor. Then now when we're walking he sees you in the car. Then he says, who's that? Then I say it's my brother. Then he says, but how can your brother, then it's my brother? Then he says, but how can your brother? How can your brother? then he's not white. He's not white. Then he's mixed. Then he said, but he said, but he said, but he said, but he said, but he said, but he said, but he said, but he said, but he said, but he said, but he said, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, who's he says, who's he says, who's he says, who's he says, who's he says, who's he says, who's he. Then he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says. Then he says. Then he says. Then he's he. Then he's he. Then he's he. Then he's. Then he's. Then he's. He's. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he says, who's he says'm gonna have to like go through this. So then I'm like, so what did you say to him? And he's like, Trevor, like I'd have to explain it the way kids understand. He said, I just say to him, I said, Zwee, you've got to understand. Like, people are like chocolates, okay? Like you can have like a white chocolate and you can have a milk chocolate. But it's all Nestle, okay? The Daily Show with Cover Noa, Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show Weekn, Watch the Daily Show Weekn, at 11th, 10 Central on Comedy Central and the Comedy Central app.

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We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're gonna be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.