The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - The Trump Effect: George Washington Reconsidered

Episode Date: September 29, 2018

Just like with Brett Kavanaugh and now George Washington, Trevor knows that any time President Trump vouches for someone, their reputation suffers. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to Comedy Central. John Stewart here. Unbelievably exciting news. My new podcast, The Weekly Show. We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. A lot of people ask, they go like, why doesn't President Trump regularly hold press conferences or briefings?

And a lot of people don't realize it because you always see him on TV, he doesn't actually hold formal press conferences, right, where journalists get to ask him questions in a, you know, a predetermined time and space. And today he held a press conference slash is holding a press conference, because I think it's still going on. I don't know how long it's going to last for. their, right, right, right, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, to, tto, to, tttto.e.e.e.e. And, ttel.e.e.e. And, to.e. And, to.e. And, thea. And, th. And, thi. And, th.'s still going on. I don't know how long it's going to last for. No, and you're reminded whenever he does it, why he doesn't do it and why nobody wants him to do it on his team. Because it's the crazy, I don't even know if any of you've seen any clips from it. It is the wildest incoherent ramblings of words put together. It's just him, I don't believe them, all of them will see. Why did she wait so long to come forward?

And you're like, are you still asking this court? You're the president of the United States? And you're up there. And then he's slamming everything and everyone. And one of the craziest, they would block him. They would say, no, we're voting against him. We're voting against him, because they would look into his past and they would say, he's got some bad, oh, he might have some bad things in his past.

Does he have some bad things? Does he have some bad things? And then he goes into things. Maybe he has some bad. Does he have some bad things? He has some bad well maybe he does have some bad things. And in one moment you're just like, wait, are you confusing like Jefferson? Are you like, what are you doing in your head? And also are you trying to bring Washington down into this thing at the same time? Because there's like there's so many thoughts that they were running through my head. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. thri. thri. thri. thri. throooo. thean, thri. thean. thean. the. the Washington wouldn't be approved today like because if he got there and they were trying to confirm him today I would hope someone would ask him they'd be like now now it says yeah you have 300 slaves like by today standards you would hope that the

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I feel like Trump is the one person who would nominate the one woman who has multiple sexual assaults against her. Because I don't know if you've noticed, he has this insane and innate talent for destroying people's lives when he vouches for them. If Donald Trump ever says anything nice about you, it is over for you. Like remember when he said the doctor in the White House was the best doctor ever,

and then all of his records came out and then everyone started to be. The same thing happened now with Brett Kavanaugh, like, this is my choice. Brett Kavanaugh went from being the guy no one knew anything about, to people from his college and high school coming out, because now people have come out because of the story of him being a saint. That's been really interesting to me. Is Brett, I'm a saint. I'm a saint. hold that oh this on bullshit oh hell no oh I wasn't going to say nothing about this but uh no no no so people are now being like Brett you know who you were in school you know what kind of person you don't run around acting here

like you were a saint like the saints of alcohol maybe but like so now Brett Kavanaugh's life is be you don't know like Trump like I wouldn't be the truck truke tru like I wouldn't be shocked if George Washington th you true like George Washington tr now he's like George Washington and people like maybe we should look into George Washington and then we're going to find things and then it's like George Washington and now like everyone hates George Washington. Now he's off the dollar bill like strippers are like no give take that back. No I don't want it. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no. The Daily Show with Krevernoa, Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show weeknights at 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central and the Comedy Central

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