The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Trump Gets a Lawsuit and an FBI Report for His Birthday

Episode Date: June 16, 2018

On his 72nd birthday, President Trump was slapped with a lawsuit by New York's attorney general and received news about possible bias against him within the FBI. Learn more about your ad-choices at h...ttps://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Comedy Central. John Stewart here. Unbelievably exciting news. My new podcast, The Weekly Show. We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Donald Trump's birthday today.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Yes. What do you get the man who has everything? A pair of handcuffs? Handcuffs? Yes? Handcuffs? He did have a bit of a mixed birthday today because on the one hand, the New York Attorney General served him a lawsuit, which is Trump's... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Which is, which I feel is Trump's favorite kind of suits. Baggie suits and lawsuits, the only ones I like, folks. Yeah, because apparently one of his charities was involved in some shadiness. So we'll see where that goes. And then obviously they're making it, Trump is making it seem like that's like a partisan thing. But then on the flip side, he did get a sort of birthday present because the IG released a report. Remember James Comey was being investigated and remember the FBI had those texts that they had sent out amongst themselves. And so they had found And wherever Hillary was, she was like, mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Mm-hmm. And but they did say that he wasn't politically motivated. If anything, they said what he did hurt Hillary. And like he wasn't working to protect her, although some people still argue that. And then there were texts that were found, and these are like, this is like the worst part of the finding really between an agent, I think it's Peter Strzok, I think his name is, and a lot, and his lover in the FBI, and they had sent text to each other, and she said, like, do you think Trump is going to win? And he basically goes, no, he's, th....... And he's, thi. And he's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I's, I's, I's, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I's, I's, I's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I's, I, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I th... And, I thi, I thi. And, I thi. And, I think, I think, th. And, th. And, th. And, th? And he's like, we'll stop him. And people are like, oh. Yeah, what does that mean?
Starting point is 00:02:08 It's like, we'll stop him with the power of the vote? So yeah, that's, but, and so the report ruled that it's, the, the, the FBI agents showed a willingnessto stop trump but they didn't actually do something but i don't care what anyone says it looks bad you know i'm not gonna stay as long as you know and be like and there's some people i've seen online where they're going like they're gonna like they didn't do anything it does i'm like you know can't you can't imagine if you found out the fdn't a fn't f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f i i i i i it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it i it i i it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it m m m m m l l like don't worry he'll be born in Kenya. The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show weeknights at 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central and the Comedy Central app.
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