The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Trump's Weird Dad Logic on Walls and Dogs

Episode Date: February 16, 2019

Despite the president's alarming immigration policies, Trevor can't help but be amused by Donald Trump's odd tangent on dog ownership during a rally in El Paso, Texas.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. That whole rally was hilarious. I don't know if you watched it.

Trump was in El Paso fighting for the wall. And like he just, I mean like one thing about him is he's terrifying but he's hilarious at the same time. Right? And he goes on this rant about like all the technology that America has and how like sometimes old things are better than new things. That's why walls work great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great tha thi work work work work work work work work work workthan new things. That's why walls work great instead of other technology. Then he starts talking about how they showed him new technologies that can find bombs in airports, but then dogs are still better than the technology. And then he's like I love dogs. And he's like I love dogs. And he's like, you guys have dogs? I don't have a dog? I don't have a dog. I don't have a dog. Can you you you you you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th can't imagine th can't imagine th can't imagine th th th th th th th th that can't imagine that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't can't can't can't can't can't can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can't that can can can't. Can you can't that. Can you can't that can't that can't that. Can you can you can't th. Can you can't th. Can you can't th. Can you thu. Can you the. Can you the. Can you can't th just goes, he's like a dog that just saw a squirrel. Just like, he's like, I don't have a duck.

Can you imagine me with a dog, folks? Can't imagine me with a dog, no dog. Some people say I should get a dog. I don't want a dog. I can't, I can't, I can't. Can you imagine me on the White House lawn? me folks. That's not me. I could never do. And I was just like, it's so funny. But if you if you are an immigrant, especially an African immigrant, Trump reminds you of every African father you've ever come across in your life. Because that's like the exact same reasoning that they have. Like they just be like, like a little kid would be like, Daddy can we have a dog? You be like, a dog? You want me to own a dog? And then what is...

Am I working that? Can you imagine me walking a dog, huh? Now this animal is pulling me, I'm a grown man, but the animal is pulling me, huh? Oh, the dog wants to go pupoo, huh? Now I must take the dog to poop. Then when he pupu, who must pick it up? Now I'm picking up them? Now can you imagine tell tell tell pupoo, huh? Is that what you're going to tell them? Is that what you're going? No, I don't, no dog for me, huh?

There's no dogs here, no. There's no dogs for me. No, no, no, no, no. No. best life. I don't, a dog folks, I can't see it. Can't see it, not me, no. And then like one of the guys in the crowd screams like, Obama had a dog and he's like, yeah, Obama and then the crowd was like, oh, booing dogs? It's just like, that that was the craziest thing. What, what he's saying? They were trying to say Obama had too much time in that moment? That he has too much time on his hands? That's right, okay.

This is from the same guy who just built a full golf simulator in the White House. That's what literally, today the news came out, Trump just built a brand new golf simulator, like a full state-of-the-art golf simulator in the White House. Yes, because because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the th-because, th-because, th-so-so-so-so-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s-s-s-s-s-s-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-a-s'-s, tho'-s, the-s, the-art golf simulator in the White House. Yes, because Obama... Yeah, it's inside. What's funny is that actually Obama had a golf simulator as well, and then Trump bought a new one, like a super state-of-the-art one, like the latest model. And we were like, why would he do that? And I was saying, it's probably because he couldn't beat Obama's high score. The Daily Show with Cover Noa, Ears Edition.

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All the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient-to-bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.