The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Wait, Do We Need a Space Force?

Episode Date: June 25, 2018

In light of the Trump administration's plan to develop a space force, Trevor wonders if there's something the president knows about aliens that everyone else doesn't. Learn more about your ad-choices... at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:32 You know like the new space force thing that's happening with Trump, right? So there's many reports. I've heard that the Air Force and the Pentagon have said, don't say this. We're not going to launch a space force. This is a crazy idea. This is not a good idea. And Trump has still been out there and he's like, folks, we got the Air Force. Now we got the Space Force. Space Force. Space Force. Space Force. Space force. the And then last night he just rallied. People were like, yeah, space force. Which is like, just, just like, just on the side. It's weird. to to to have, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tr. true. true. the, the, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the side, it's weird to have people chanting a new division of the government. Like that's, like I wonder if that ever happened with like the forefathers back in the day.
Starting point is 00:02:09 If they were like, and we will design this branch of government to defend the laws. And they were like, yeah, Supreme Court, Supreme Court, Supreme Court. It's such a weird concept, right? It's like space force. And then it got me thinking thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, I thi, to thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi, and tho-s, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, and that's like, and that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. the the the thean thean thean thean thean thean. thean. thean. that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, th And then it got me thinking, I was like, we don't consider this. What if Trump has seen the Roswell aliens? So like all presidents, they get to see things that we don't know about, they've got secrets that they're told. What if Trump has been to Area 51 and they showed him real aliens that have like tried to
Starting point is 00:02:42 attack Earth and they didn't succeed or something. and he and he and he and he and he then and he then and he then he then he got then he's then he's they have like tried to attack earth and like they didn't succeed or something and he got then he's like oh my god we need a space force and they're like no no no no we're fine this was just like a like a scout and he's like space force I'm on it we're gonna fight they're like no so we can't have a space force because the people he's like I've seen, folks. You don't know what I've seen. The Daily Show with Cover Noa, Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show weeknights at 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central and the Comedy Central app. Watch full episodes and videos at the Daily Show.
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