The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - What Ever Happened to Teddy?

Episode Date: January 28, 2019

Trevor gives an update on Teddy, his childhood friend and former shoplifting buddy whom he describes in his book "Born a Crime."  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Streaming soon on Paramount Plus. This is Dr. Frazier Crane. I'm listening. He's back again. Hey dad, I got a question about punctuation. Ooh! No, stay on task. And he's more Frazier than ever. How do I look? Rich.

Just what I was going for. Oh my God, they traded your baby for wine. Do you really think we would trade John for white Zinfandel? Or any wine? Frazier, new season streaming September 19th on Paramount Plus. What happened to Teddy from my book? What was funny is, randomly one day, I was driving to a car dealership. I bought an Audi, and I went to the car dealership because I needed them to help me with something? And they said, um, we will, um, we will, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, uh, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to the car dealership because I needed them to help me with something.

And then they said, we will call our top mechanic. And just to give you a bit of a back story, Teddy was my best friend in primary school. And him and I used to go shoplifting together. And then one day, we were busted shoplifting, and then we ran't they. they. they. they. they. I, they. they. they. I, they. I, they. they. I, they. I, they. I was, they. I was, they. I was, they. I was, tied, tied, tied. I was, they. I was, tied. I was, their. I was. I was. We were. Wea. Wea. Wea, we were. Wea, we were. Wea, we were. Wea, we were. Wea, we were. Wea, toeded. We were. We were. We were. We were. We were. We were. We were. We were. tied. We were. tied. tied. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t t t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. then we ran away and then they caught Teddy but then they didn't catch me. And then they got that security footage of what happened and they went to all the schools in the area looking for who was shoplifting with Teddy. And then they didn't know it was me because the security camera was black and white. And then they didn't know it was like, the security camera, they're, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and the camera it just in black and white it chose the camera chose white so then at the school they asked me they were like Trevor coming here

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And I was, yeah. So that's what happened to Teddy. All right, let's do this. I was different, and he was just like, what are you crying about? I was like, dude, we're stealing chocolate bars. Why would you be thinking, why would be th??? th you, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, the the the the the the the the the the the the th you th you thi, the th you th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, the th. T, the th. T, th. T, tod, tod, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, t you crying about? I was like, I'm so happy. It's like, dude, we're stealing chocolate bars. Why would you be thinking, why would you think I go to other you weren't the day of her life?

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