The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Who Bit Beyonce?

Episode Date: March 31, 2018

Trevor can't stop wondering which unnamed celebrity allegedly bit Beyonce at a party, and he calls on members of the audience to help him solve the mystery. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. The biggest news story that we need to cover, I mean it's troubling me and it's a tough issue and I'll figure out how to get into it, but it's the big story about who bit

Beyonce. As a pressing issue, it's been plaguing me every single day. I thought it was like a little story that was going to go away but it's really big. I don't know if you know the details of this but Tiffany Hattish was I think it was a GQ interview and she said that she offered to fight someone on behalf of Beyonce because she was at a party and someone bit Beyonce on her cheek apparently and now everyone's like who bit Beyonce. There's all types of speculation and I'm trying to figure it out in my head, I'm trying to like go through it all. Like I don't

think that it would be a black celebrity. I'll tell you why I just don't think any black person thinks that they would be like comfortable enough to bite Beyonce. If you ever see black people with Bionce, everyone is just like the queen. We. We. We. We. We. We. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we're, we're, we're, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, th. There, th. There, th. There, th, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. There, thinks that they would be like comfortable enough to bite Beyonce. If you ever see black people with Bionce, everyone is just like the queen. We're here, we're here, we're here, we're just like stand around. There's like a force field. So in my head I'm trying to figure out who I've heard rumors of like Jennifer Lawrence which I could see. She seems like she seems like she would pull something like that she just be like like, the like, the like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're th, we're th, we're th, we're th, we're th, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th th th th th th th th thi, th th th th thi, th thi, we're thi, we're the, we're be like, oh my god, it's so tas, er. I can see it, but yeah, we're going to be on the case. Does anyone have like any suspicions? Who? You think it was Chrissy Teagan?

No, she said she didn't do it. Well, she said John Legend told her she didn't do it. She was so like, if she gets like really drunk, tells her what happened during and he's like no You didn't do that he probably would have made her turn herself in or he would have stopped her she would be like I'm gonna bite Beyonce and he would be like no no no no oh no Oh no. I don't think it's Chrissy Tegger. Who else do you think it could be? Who? Mike Tyson? Mike Tyson. No, I bet Mike Tyson would be but I wouldn't bite Beyonce. I never buy it Beyonce.

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