The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu

Episode Date: December 6, 2024

Ronny Chieng covers Biden’s potential pardons for Trump’s enemies, the NYPD’s hunt for the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter, and Grace Kuhlenschmidt’s takes on airport security. Michael Kosta investigates Florida’s top book banner, Bruce Friedman, and the impact of his censorship crusade on schools. Charles Yu discusses adapting his novel Interior Chinatown into a Hulu series, working with Taika Waititi, and breaking stereotypes as an Asian American storyteller.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? Listen to The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcasts. You're listening to Comedy Central. From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. This is The Daily Show with your host, Ronnie Chang. Welcome to The Daily Show.

I'm Ronnie Chiang. We got so much to talk about tonight. Joe Biden takes a farewell tour. Florida tackles the scourge of reading. And an NYPD is hunting for a master criminal who loves pumpkin spice lattes. So let's get into the headlines. Let's start with Joe Biden. Who's that?

That name sounds so familiar. Anyway, what did he do? President Biden is continuing his historic trip to Angola as he becomes the first U.S. president to visit the Southern African nation. Biden is expected to announce new U.S-backed infrastructure projects in the region, including the redevelopment of a major railway that carries critical minerals that are used in batteries and electric vehicles.

Oh, I know that look. That's the face I make when I ask someone how their weekend was, and instead of saying good, they actually answer the question. I mean, he looks so uninterested, it would have been less rude to just put on a VR headset at that point. It's like, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm still listening to you. I'm just on a roller coaster, whoa!

But hey, don't worry, Biden might have at least one fun thing planned for his last few days in office. Tonight, Politico reports that the Biden administration is currently debating preemptive pardons for prominent figures who have spoken out against Trump. Those who could face exposure include Senator-elect Adam Schiff, former GOP Representative Liz Cheney, and Anthony Fauci. White House officials, however, are carefully weighing the extraordinary step of handing out blanket pardons to those who've committed no crimes, both because it could suggest impropriety and because those offered preemptive pardons may reject them.

Man, pardons are getting so confusing. I mean, it used to be that you had to commit a crime to be pardoned, but now Biden has to do this weird, like, minority report pre-pardon thing where it's like, hey, we know you didn't do anything, but Trump thinks you did something, so I'm gonna pardon you for anything you did, even though you didn't do it. It's what our founders would have wanted.

Also, who in their right mind would reject a presidential pardon? I mean, do you want to go to jail? That's where Diddy is. Okay, look, if you're gonna reject a pardon, just give it to me, okay, I'll take it. Hand it over, I'll probably need it if Donald Trump comes after me for political satire, speaking truth to power, or opening a credit card

in my roommate's name, all right, any of those things. Anyway, let's move on, because the story that everyone is talking about isn't in Washington DC. It's right here in New York City! Where manhunt continues for a man accused of carrying out a targeted hit on a health insurance CEO and investigators have been finding clues in some surprising places. Urgent manhunt. Police looking for the man who gunned down the CEO of UnitedHealthcare.

NBC News has learned that the words deny, defend, and depose were on the shell casings at the scene of the shooting. Investigators believe this could be a reference to what's called the three Ds of insurance, a known reference made by critics of the health insurance industry. To write something on something this small, and I mean, John, picture how you would try to do that. Would you take a fine point Sharpie?

Would you try to scratch it in? Would you train a mouse to write on it with some kind of mouse crayon? I mean, who gives a f*** how he wrote it? It's not important how he wrote it. What's important is that he wrote it, okay? This guy knows that there are so many bullet casings on the streets of New York,

and he wanted to make sure we knew which ones were his. Right? And now, yeah, I don't know if we should be applauding that. And now, and now they're trying to interpret what deny, defend, and depose means. And it looks like it's either a criticism of the health insurance industry, or this guy was just trying to solve the world

all on his bullets or something. Honestly, I think all bullets should probably say stuff on them. I mean, how else are we going to get Americans to read again? Right? We should load up a machine gun with a tale of two cities written in it. I mean, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But now, the cops just need to narrow down their list of suspects to anyone in America

who hates their healthcare plan and has access to guns. It should be solved in no time. And there's one other thing that might help them piece this together. The NYPD is processing forensic evidence the suspect left behind at a nearby Starbucks just before the shooting.

Okay, you stopped at a Starbucks on your way to your assassination. I mean, it's like, ugh, you know me, I can't even think about murdering until I've had my coffee. This is helpful though, because the guy went to the Starbucks, so we now know he's either a tourist or a local

who really needed to take a shit. And if he did use the bathroom, they'll definitely have his DNA because 99% of Starbucks bathroom users somehow missed the toilet. But that's not the only major crime story today. We also have crime in the skies. New questions after an airport security breach.

Federal investigators are looking to how a stowaway Boarded a flight from New York to Paris at the height of holiday travel It's that Lana Dali managed to bypass the document check podium as well as the gate agent before boarding Delta flight 264 from JFK to Charles de Gaulle Airport Dali was caught when a flight attendant noticed that she was going from bathroom to bathroom because she didn't have a seat on the plane that she was going from bathroom to bathroom because she didn't have a seat on the plane. Okay, first of all, that's not what a stowaway is, okay? A stowaway has to hug the wheel or hang onto the wing like Tom Cruise.

If you're just inside the plane without a seat, you're not a stowaway. You're just losing at musical chairs, okay? And if security is so lax, hey, maybe I should have just left that bottle of shampoo in my backpack instead of trying to smuggle it up my ass. I mean, am I crazy?

Like, how did she do this? Airport security is so complicated now. Like, they have ropes and the dogs and the machines and people and the scanner that, like, takes your naked photo and posts it on the internet. Like, what kind of secret agent acrobatics did she have to do to get past all of that? She first used a lane reserved for flight crews

and then skirted the standard ID check. But she went through a body scanner and voluntarily removed two bottles of water that officers discovered in her bags. Oh, that's it, that's it. We give TSA $10 billion a year, and all they got was her water. TSA is like, hey, we literally don't care who you are

or what you plan on doing. Just do not stay hydrated. For more on this story, let's go live to the airport with Grace Kuhlensmey. Grace. Grace. Grace, how did this woman evade airport security? Beats the f*** out of me, Ronnie. The way she did it made it look like they don't pay attention if you sneak through the flight crew line, but they do pay attention, especially when you yell, made it!

Okay, what the hell, Grace? We sent you down there to interview the TSA. Why are you under arrest? Because I'm a reporter and I wanted to report on what it's like to get a free flight to the Bahamas for two weeks. That's how dedicated I am to the pursuit of the truth. Okay, Grace, it's not your job to get arrested

sneaking through a flight crew lane. I didn't. They almost arrested me, but then I pointed at a guy and told him he had 3.1 ounces of sunscreen. They beat the living shit out of him, and I got to the gate. Okay, but you didn't have a boarding pass. Yeah, it turns out if you put your phone down on that ticket scanner and just say beep They'll totally let you through. Okay What but but you didn't have a seat? I actually was able to find a seat way up front But apparently only the pilot is allowed to sit in the cockpit

Which seems super strict. Did something like happen? Oh, okay. Wait Wait, so once you got on the plane, that's how they got you? No, I guess they thought I was the pilot, so they let me fly the plane. But my landing, it was a little bumpy, and that's when they caught me. They're super sharp, these guys.

Okay, Grace, do you have anything to report on at all? Yes, it turns out there is an interesting new wrinkle to this story, which is I need a pardon. Yeah. Did you know all of this was a federal crime? Okay, yeah. I hear Joe Biden's hanging them out right now. Grace Kuhlman-Smith everyone.

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Water skiing while intoxicated, mentioning climate change in government records, reading Maya Angelou in public schools. These are all things that are banned in Florida. That last one is because in March 2022, Ron DeSantis signed the curriculum transparency bill, which made it easier for anyone to request that any number of books be removed from public school libraries. And if there's things like pornography,

the parents have a right to say it should be removed from the school. One individual has made more use of the law than anyone else in Florida. Conservative activist and dirty bookworm Bruce Friedman. You are the number one book banner in the number one state of book banning. You're the Michael Jordan of book banning. Well, in the last two years, I challenge more than one book every calendar day. How many challenges have you made, would you say?

Over 900. So let me ask what your qualifications are for determining this. Do you have a doctorate in literature? No. Do you have a degree in child education and media? No. So why are you the arbiter? A book with blatant sexual activity

and over-the-top grotesque excessive profanity doesn't belong in any of our schools. That's what this is. I f***ing hate profanity. Let me offer a counter. The internet. Phones. Lyrics and songs, movies.

Do you think kids aren't seeing that shit? What does it take to control what's coming at your children? Desire, you have to want it. Okay, and do you have kids in the school system? Yes. You do. He's not allowed in the public school library, so it doesn't matter.

Hold on, your son doesn't use the library at school. That is correct. It's polluted. So you're doing all of this work for all the other kids? Correct. That's right. Bruce is so good at protecting his own kid that he needs an even bigger challenge

protecting other people's kids. But how do those parents feel about it? What is the big deal about having a random man named Bruce determine which books your kids read? I want my children exposed to different mindsets, different points of view. So if some random person tells me that, no, this is not how you should parent your children, I have a problem with that.

First of all, when we're talking about anything that involves sex at all, it's not children. It's teenagers. These are in high schools. And that's what so all. It's not children, it's teenagers. These are in high schools. And that's what so many of these book challenges do, right? They take issues of racism, discrimination, sexual assault, and they label them as pornographic, just because it makes it easier to remove the book.

And he brags about having a list of over 5,000 books that he wants out of our schools. Are there even 5,000 books that he wants out of our schools. Are there even 5,000 books? Yes. In the world? I'm not a big reader. So is Bruce protecting innocent kids or forcing his own beliefs on others?

To resolve that question, I'd have to do the one thing I had sworn never to do. Join a book club. We've all read this book. Not me. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, written by Maya Angelou. Maya Angelou is a poet laureate. F*** that part.

She wrote porn. But I know a pornographic book. Really? Because it's like, f***ing, and his f*** is f***ing, and he shoots f***ing all over her. F***ing. All of those would be disqualified content.

Right, but that's not what Maya Angelou's I Know Why the Caged Bird sings. It's pornography. The content violates law. So Bruce would rather the caged bird just shut up. And some of his other targets are even more surprising and particular. Okay, mixed or colorful story. Two male characters getting married. That's it. Oh yeah. Look at their big old dicks. Those two. They happen to be male if you read the rest of the crap. Okay, so they're getting married, and then here's the most offensive part.

Look what happens here. They have a green baby. What do they do, shit it out of their butt hole? That's their problem. I don't want to get lost in the mechanics. All right, so what happened to the challenge? Failed, I was appealed. And you immediately appealed.

That's what I do. So in your opinion, there's an alien creature in this book, and it's neither male nor female, and you believe it's part of a greater agenda. That is correct. I'm thinking of a person. Is it a boy? Nope. Is it a girl?

Nope. Is it me? Is it you? Okay, now I'm thinking of a planet. If your child was unclear on their sex, how would you resolve the issue? But this is not the issue. No, it's not. I don't even know what the f*** you're talking about

by challenging this. Okay, then it fails and we move on. Right, but it did fail, the challenge, and you immediately appealed it. Right, I always do. Anything that fails a challenge, I file an appeal. And due to Florida law, books are removed while the challenge is appealed. So the little perverts who get off on color blobs and Star Wars aliens are out of luck.

But there is a cost attached to Bruce's relentless drive. We have spent more time and resources on Bruce Friedman than any other person in the history of Clay County. And how were you personally affected by Bruce Friedman? Well, essentially I was the only librarian in the district who was speaking out against the book banning. And I guess I got to be too much trouble and they decided to have me removed from the library. So Bruce had you banned? Maybe, I guess you could say that. Yeah, Bruce's campaign has been so effective, he's not only been removing books and money

from the school's budget, but also people from the library. But even Ron DeSantis may be questioning this strategy for helping Florida children. Earlier this year, the governor signed a new bill limiting the amount of challenges any one person can submit. It's been mentioned that it might cost $100 to challenge a book. Yeah. Would that deter you?

Nothing's going to stop me. Bruce, do you think you'll one day write a book about this experience? Sure. And would that book be banned from a public school library? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Michael.

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at ca.skylightframe.com slash comedy. That's C-A-dot-S-K-Y-L-I-G-H-T-F-R-A-M-E dot com slash comedy. Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday. We're gonna be talking about the election earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're gonna be talking about ingredient to bread ratio

on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? Listen to The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart, wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight is the author of the bestselling novel, Interior Chinatown.

He's also the creator and executive producer of the Hulu series. Please welcome Mr. Chow Ji! I met you on the stage. Amazing. Yeah, thanks for coming on the show. Thank you for having me. Man, it's so good to see you again. The first time I met you was on the show. It is, yes. All those years ago.

When you were on with Trevor. Yeah, that was Trevor. And you came back. It was really nice. No, I come back to meet all the Asians. Only. Yeah, so you are my show runner and executive producer on this TV show. And there was a lot of stuff I couldn't ask you at the time. But now that you're a guest on my show, I got some questions for you.

First of all, between me, Chloe Banner, and Jimmy O'Yang, who got paid the most? You don't have to be specific specific but just indicate who was the highest paid one and I'll be sure. Okay Taika Waititi. Oh okay that makes sense. Oh yeah Taika was also the director of the pilot and he was the EP on the show as well and you have a working relationship with him? I do I do as we as we all do right we had fun. Yeah. He directed that scene that you just showed. But how did you get to work with him? You know, I think a little bit of luck. I mean, I had been working with him on a project

that I can't really talk about yet, but the script for this, I think, maybe his manager, somebody sent it to him, and somehow he read it and liked it enough that he wanted to do it. Oh, so he actually worked on this based on the strength of, it wasn't a pre-existing relationship,

it was something you showed him your work on this project. I think so, yeah, I don't know. No, it must have been, right? You didn't know him before. You're too modest, you don't wanna tell, you showed him the project and it wasn't like, you guys were friends before. We weren't friends, but no, but we had, sorry, we had been working together a little bit.

A little bit before? Yeah, we never talked about it. I never mentioned like, oh, I have this thing, because I felt too weird about it. Maybe like because I'm Asian, I felt weird about like, here's this other thing that you might be interested in. And then all of a sudden I was hearing word like, oh, Taika Waititi might be interested in the pilot. I just couldn't believe it.

I was like, sort of descended from Marvel heaven to like come in, like, you, Taika Waititi might be interested in the pilot. And I just couldn't believe it. I was like sort of descended from Marvel heaven to like come and like, you know, be part of our project, which was really amazing. And that really gave it all kinds of momentum. Right. And how was it like working with him? I asked you last. I asked myself.

That scene is, how was it? Oh, it was great. Thanks for asking. It was great. I was sitting around. I thought he was great. I thought he came and he was like so creatively free. Yeah.

You know, I mean, I've never seen someone who was that. Like, I think we all aspire to be as free creatively as him, right? Yeah, he's wild. He has the kind of wild creative energy. You can't really harness it. You don't want to, you know? Sure.

I think that scene is such a good example. Like, it was one of the funniest clips. You showed it. I didn't write that line. Right. Right. I just came to set a little bit late from, like, I don't know, lunch or something, and you guys were filming that, and I was like, that's really funny.

I wish I had wrote it. Oh, right. So I don't know who came up with it, you, Jimmy, or Tyco. I mean, it's a creative collaboration. It was me, really, who came up with it. I remember when that... No, I'm just saying. I know. No, no, it's a creative collaboration with me, really. I remember when that... No, I'm just saying. No, no, it's a creative collaboration.

Well, I mean, we kind of launched into it, but, you know, the problem is, like, I feel like... I did the press tour with you for this show, and everyone wants, like, the elevator pitch for this show, which is so annoying, because it's just like, tell me in five seconds, or I won't watch it. But now that we have time and this is my show now, so freaking,

you know, f*** the elevator page. Tell us what the show's about. Speaking of which, I have to show, I'm wearing Ronnie Chang socks. Oh, okay, okay. Show it for the camera. We've had this. Can you get it?

Yeah, show him my, by the way. Can you make it clear that, oh Christmas colors. We got the Christmas colors. I got green and you got red. I don't know if I can get my leg up there. Thanks for trying to sell that. We sell these socks enough on this show everyone's really angry about it. Paramount's like trying to take a cut of this.

What's the non-elevator pitch for this show? You would think I would have it down by now. You know, it's a show. I think it's about roles. I think it's about how people... Like, imagine if you woke up one day and you were living inside of a universe where Spider-Man was real.

And, like, Spider-Man was on the news, and you weren't a superhero. You were just like, uh... Oh, they're Spider-Man, right? You're just some Asian guy. You're just some Asian guy in a Spider-Man movie. Right. That's sort of what this is like. It's like Willis Wu, the main character

played by Jimmy Oh Yang, wakes up, not wakes up, he lives inside of a show that is basically, like, law-and-order type police procedural, and that's his reality. And so, essentially, what he's, what this season is about is he has a very small role to play, which is really no role. Like, he's a waiter at this restaurant

that's in the background of this police show. He has no lines, he's not really in the story. And in the course of the pilot, he says he's kind of drawn into the story. And he has a chance to say, I don't know if I want to accept my role. He's kind of dealing with both how other people have defined him and limited him and he's also dealing with his own internal kind of limitations. And so he basically breaks out of his role, which is, you know, the tagline of the show, break out of your role. But in the course of doing that, he sort of disrupts the whole ecosystem because when

this guy sort of starts changing his lines, everybody in the kind of world he lives in is a little bit messed up now. And so it kind of has these ripple effects. And that's sort of the non-elevator pitch, which is to say, like, you know, I wrote the book, you know, wanting to kind of tell a story about what it's like to be someone like Willis Wu, you know? And... A background character.

A background character. Someone who doesn't feel like their story really matters. And, you know, what does it look like if you take the background character and say, you know, this story could be yours now if you choose to kind of accept that mission. Right. And how much money did Jimmy make on this show per episode?

He's still going at it. Yeah. Okay, so, because it'll help my contract negotiations. Did he get a companion ticket for this? Because sometimes I try to bring my wife on the day. Let's talk about the contract stuff after. One thing I really love about this book is that it's not written, in my opinion, it's not written in a traditional narrative.

And as someone who, narrative structure, I mean, you know, because it starts off as a screenplay, and then it kind of, you know, it becomes like a, I don't want to spoil it, but it becomes almost like a legal drama. In my opinion, it doesn't, as someone who's, or anyone out there who's watching, who's trying to write something original,

it's kind of out of a template, you know? Because oftentimes when we're making stuff now, I feel like we're just kind of reduced the feeling in a template for how a story should go at one act, to act three, you know, whatever the Dan Harmon hero's journey. So how did you manage to break out of that rule, you know, when you're writing this book?

Yeah, I mean, I think it felt like, I don't know, I follow the rule of like, not right towards my strengths, but right away from my weaknesses. And I'm like, I just always am interested in trying to subvert or change the thing that I'm playing around with. To me, I get bored of my own writing almost immediately. You know, if I try to put on a serious writer hat and I'm like, oh, this is gonna be a good novel,

it's like, by the second page, I'm already bored. So I always have to kind of find a side door into something. I also have to take, I just enjoy taking things and sort of just tweaking them. And so for me, that's what this was, is just, like, taking the idea of a police procedural, which we all sort of know, and I love them,

you know, because it's this really kind of comfortable, well-established form, and then you sort of can play around within that. And then, meanwhile, the audience can just be like, oh, I'm watching a cop show. This is just a really weird cop show. Right. And it's also rare that someone who, you know,

wrote the book on it and it got adapted into a TV series. It's kind of rare for, like, the author of the book to be so intimately involved in the making of the TV show. You know, not just showrunning, but actually writing it. We have a team of writers, but you are head writing it. So, I mean, would you have trusted anyone else to adapt this, I guess is the question. I should have.

Oh, okay. It's harder than it looks. I... probably not. It's so personal in a lot of ways. You know, I think the original inspiration for that book was my mom and dad, who are immigrants from Taiwan. And I had these pages. I didn't know what to do with them.

It wasn't even a book yet. I sent it to my agent. She was like, this is great. And I thought, oh, I'm almost done. And then, like, eight years later, I finished the book. And I think then Hulu called, and they're like, let's make that a show. And I probably should have said,

get someone who knows how to do it. But I wanted to do it myself. And it was an incredible journey, but it's, yeah, it is pretty special they let me do it. Well, I thought you'd do a great job on it. I was there the whole time. And... Technically, I'm not your boss right now,

so you don't have to say. Oh yeah, I know. That's how you know I mean it. That's how you know I mean it. Yeah. I got a few more questions for you here. I think this is the only time we'll ever be able to talk about this on American TV,

but why is it so difficult talking about being an Asian man in America? That's a good question. I don't think you're having difficulty. I think... I don't know. I'm trying. I don't know.'re having difficulty. I think... I don't know. I don't know. I watched your special. I think it was during the pandemic,

Asian comedian Destroys America. And I remember feeling like I kind of, like, got inspired. I got really just like, you know, you just lit a flame under me because I do think it's really hard. I think you don't... I don't want to, like... It's not a... I'm not asking for, like, pity or trying to be sort of like, oh, woe is me at all.

You don't want to play a discrimination Olympics here. Definitely not. I would lose at that. I mean, I think I'm an, like, incredibly lucky, privileged person. My parents came to America. They are, you know, lived two-thirds of their lives in America. They're Americans, you know? And so I've only lived here.

And it's an incredible, like, thing that they could come here and that I could be talking to you here in front of, you know, like, about this book that I wrote about them learning how to play the role of being an American. You know, that's an amazing thing to me. So, to me, it's hard to talk about because you sort of have to be able to hold two ideas in your head at once, which is it

can be hard being invisible. It can be hard being marginalized. And I'm not a victim at the same. You know, I mean, it's like I want to talk about how this guy, Willis, and his family have stories worth telling. And there's no trauma necessarily. There's no necessarily, like, some huge tragedy.

It's just a story of these people, you know, assimilating and becoming Americans. And, you know, I think it's a complex story. Maybe that's why it's hard. Well, there is some trauma in it. I mean, it's not completely no trauma. You're being modest again with the discrimination. I, you know, your background is also very interesting. I mean, I'm just, right now, I'm just trying to get a raise from you, again with the discrimination.

Your background is also very interesting. Right now I'm just trying to get a raise from you, so I'm just going to keep complimenting. So people don't know this, but you... They're applauding that. Yeah, I know. They're capitalists. They know what I'm trying to do.

Yeah. So you majored undergraduate. You are majoring in molecular and cellular biology. Then you got a law degree. Then you worked in corporate law and then you became a TV writer. So your level of expertise here is just out of control. So I got, I need some advice from you. Okay?

Okay? Sure. Just speaking to expertise. Please. Do you think that the Delaware Supreme Court's recent decision in the match case expanding the scope of the MFW framework to include entire fairness review for non-freeze out control shareholder mergers will make market responsive consolidation too efficient? Yes. Okay. That's it. Also, while we're talking about legal issues here, like the fridge in my apartment broke and like the groceries like went off.

So like who's responsible for that? Is it my landlord or do I have to pay for that? Or like what's the tenant law in that? I don't know, I was kind of a B student in law school. It's been a long time Ronnie, you're a lawyer. Yeah, I'm a lawyer, I don't even know what the answer is to that. New York landlord law is so crazy.

Here's another question for you. A new system-level model revealed that transcriptional scostasticity is required for hematopoietic stem cell differentiation. Are you shocked by these findings? Laughter To be clear, I was also a B student in biology. Laughter

Okay. That's why I'm a writer. Yeah, and Asian B means A. We know what that means. No, no. Just mix. Tell us something about biology. I majored in biology, it's true, at Berkeley. And it was hard. Go Bears. Go Bears. And then I did not get into any medical schools.

So then you went to law. So I went to law school, yeah. To my parents' disappointment. And you worked in law and then you went to a law firm and you worked for years and then you became a writer. I gotta ask the obligatory, like, so any quick advice for all these people out there who are in the corporate world

and they're trying to get into creative industries? Yeah. Any words of wisdom? Yeah. Get Bs in biology. Be a bad student and you too could end up on The Daily Show. That's right. All right.

Listen, Charles, you wrote a great book. You made a great TV show. Thank you so much for having me on it. It's a story that needs to be told. I really appreciate it. Interior Chinatown is streaming now on Hulu and the book is available everywhere. Hey, Charles Yeh, everybody.

Thank you. We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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