The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Chelsea Handler Takes On Tucker Carlson Thinking There's Too Much Diversity | Ashley Graham

Episode Date: February 8, 2023

Chelsea Handler takes on the latest news including the Taliban not liking their 9-5 lifestyle, Tucker Carlson complaining about the amount of POC federal judges, a Singapore man suing a woman for being friendzoned, and a TikToker mocking the SKIMS micro bikini. Supermodel and entrepreneur Ashley Graham shares why she chooses to be honest on social media.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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If you watch the show last night, you'll know that I was on ecstasy. And I'm back for night to toe the Daily Show. If you watch the show last night, you'll know that I was on ecstasy. And I was way too high to find my way out of the building. So I am back here again tonight, and I am now on Iowaska. Thank you. And let me tell you, I can now see that all of us are part of one infinite consciousness, together in one soul, all of us part of the same holy universe, except for Tucker Carlson.

Which brings us to tonight's headlines. Here's what Dipsy Doodle had to say about Joe Biden's court appointments. So the point of diversity equity inclusion as you often heard is to wind up with the leadership class that quote looks like America. Now we think you should hire on the basis of merit but that's kind of an appealing idea. The people who run the country should look like the country. That's not what it's about at all. Because no administration has ever looked less like America just by the numbers than

the Biden administration. It's not about making the administration look like Americans, but discriminated against certain classes of people who don't vote for them. Period. And now it's provable. 97 federal judges confirmed under Joe Biden. Total number of white men? Five. 22 are black women.

So this is race-based hiring. It's illegal, but it's also not about looking like America. I wish Tucker Carlson would go back to talking about which M&M's he likes to fuck. What are you even complaining about? Having diversity in power is a dream come true for guys like you. Now you can blame all of your problems on women and black people. Maybe if your inbred fingers could work a calculator, you would see that the reason Biden is nominating so many black women is to make up for having men having a 200-year head start.

Even after Joe Biden's appointments, there are only 44 black women serving as federal judges out of 784. I mean, what is this, Wakanda? 44 out of 784? That is not a lot. You need 20 black women just to make up for Clarence Thomas. And this raises a more important question, Tucker, which is, why are you always such a whiny little bitch? All you do is complain, complain, complain, and now I have to spend my time here complaining

about you. I could have been up here talking about real issues, like how celebrities were filling up their asses and faces with fat, but now suddenly they're all taking out the fat in their asses and faces. And where does all that fat go? And how do I get in on it? I'm 47 and I need to start figuring out what direction I'm going in. And I wanted to use this time to get some audience feedback on it, but no, now I have to spend my time talking about how you're mad that white men only control almost all of the country.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a woman? How long am I supposed to keep this charade going and pretend that my face isn't melting in front of everyone's eyes? Anywho, let's move on. Because speaking of dissatisfied men, a man in Singapore is suing a woman for putting him in the friend zone. That's right, he wants $2.3 million because he says her rejection caused him sustained trauma. And this is why I don't date anyone from Singapore.

He said getting friend zone caused him sustained trauma. How hard is this guy masturbating? This would never happen the other way around. Women would never file a lawsuit just because a man ghosted us. No, we would just spread a rumor, you know, that he's got a small penis that's riddled with STDs because we are adults. I just hope this guy doesn't win because if rejecting losers becomes a crime, I'm looking at a class-action lawsuit against myself. Let's move on to some fashion news. Even though it's only February,

a lot of people are already starting to wonder if they're going to be ready for bikini season. And if this is the bikini everyone's wearing, I'm starting to wonder the same thing. A woman is going viral for her reaction to a micro bikini that she brought from Kim Kardashian's Skims line. The $28 bikini claims to fit everybody but it's barely covering a trader Joel's tortilla chip. So if you've been eyeing the Skims micro bikini and wondering about the size, these

are tortilla chips for a scale. I can't really bring this up any higher normally a bikini have we're like probably up to here. This is most comfortable at like this level because if you look, this is all string. It's not gonna work for anyone. Okay, first of all, that's not a helpful comparison. Okay, nobody you can fit into a bikini that small has ever eaten a tortilla chick. And that aside, who is this bikini for?

It doesn't even cover all of your genitals. If someone is sitting around going, my vulva's extroverted, but my clitoris is shy. In order to wear that bikini, you have to borrow a baby's vagina. This thing is also going to go right up your Pikachu. It's the only bikini that comes with a box of monostat because you're gonna need it. I'm speaking from personal experience when I say, this feels like a bottom that you are going to have to throw in the garbage right after you wear it. I feel like you're pranking us Kim Kay.

I mean, one day you're wearing a tortilla chip bikini, the next you're showing up in a Batman onesie. Which one is it, Kim? You need to tel you to to to to to to to to to to to tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel their to tel tel their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tell. tell. tell. tel. tel. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. tel. tel. tortilla chip bikini, the next you're showing up in a Batman onesie. Which one is it, Kim? You need to tell us you're our leader! Anyway, I bought one. And finally, let's talk about a group that's definitely not buying any tortilla quinis, the Taliban. These assholes fought for 20 years to get back in control of the Afghan government, but now that they have it, it's not nearly as fulfilling as they thought.

Meanwhile, to the Taliban. It's been almost a year to have since the U.S. left Afghanistan, and apparently the ruling Taliban is, now they're bored. Interviews with former Mujahideen reveal that they're not happy holding down government jobs in the city. We had a great degree of freedom during the war, said one fighter. However, these days you have to go to the office before 8 a.m. and stay there till 4 p.m. Others complained about traffic and crime rates in the city and worried that easy internet access has gotten everyone addicted to social media. Okay before you laugh I follow a bunch of jihadists on Tick-Tock and they do really have good life hacks. I mean a lot of it involves actual hacking but still it's something to think about. I can't believe this the Taliban is addicted to social media hates traffic and they're

scared of the crime rate in the city? Are they a terrorist group or a white girl from the valley? Who knew the Taliban are such whiny bitches? You sound like Tucker Carlson. Actually, you guys do have a lot in common. I'm no matchmaker, but it sounds like a swipe to the right. The far right. Apparently, the Taliban really hate living in the city.

Well, guess what? None of the Afghan people in the city wanted you there in the first place. All the women who liked going to school and driving and working won't miss you. If you hate the city so much, go back to your cave and work by Zoom like the rest of us, okay? I'm not even in this studio right now. I'm using a Zoom background because I'm really at Burning Man and that's why I'm on Iowaska. For more on the Taliban we go to Afghanistan where Desi Lydic is reporting live. That's right, Chelsea, I'm here on the front lines with the Taliban and for the record, these

guys are not like them all Santa. Their beards are 100% real. Found that out the hard way. The front lines? Of what? I mean, I thought the war is over. Yes, the war with the United States is over. But an office job is its own type of war that the Taliban is not prepared for. Getting hit by American missiles is bad, but compared to everyone finding out that you're the office pooper?

I think we'd all rather take the drones. But isn't this what the Taliban wanted? Why would you spend 20 years taking over a country if you didn't want to run the country? Oh, they want to run the country. But they didn't know what working is like these days. I saw one veteran fighter accidentally log himself out of slack. Then he tried to log in, but it said he had to verify

with his phone, but his phone said that he had to verify the phone with slack. Then he tried to call IT, but they only used slack. Long story short, by the end of the day, he beheaded himself. Not to mention, this is a whole new power structure for them. They have to answer to an HR person now. The Taliban has HR? Oh yeah. Someone's got to handle all the complaints about the women in the office. Mainly that there's women in the office.

That makes sense. It's bad, Chelsea. They can't do anything right. They try to throw an office party, but they don't allow alcohol here. No alcohol? So what, just beer and wine? No, no, I mean no, no, no, no, no to their own. Can you imagine having to interact with coworkers without drinking? No, that sounds awful.

It's miserable. Oh. Thank you. Well, now that the Taliban is demoralized, maybe this is America's chance to go back in and defeat them. Well, the beauty of this is that we don't need to do that, Chelsea Taliban is demoralized, maybe this is America's chance to go back in and defeat them. Well, the beauty of this is that we don't need to do that, Chelsea. We can just sit back and let the monotony of the 9-5 office culture take its toll as

their cubicle walls close in on them and the fluorescent lights drain them of their will to live. So what Americans basically is is is is is is basically their totally different, because in America we let women do it too. Thank you so much, Desi. All right, when we come back, we will bring some other people to tell like trying to find a needle in a haystack. You might get a lot of resumes, but not enough candidates with the right skills or experience. But not with Zip Recruiter. Zip Recruiter finds amazing candidates for you fast. And right now you can try it for free at Zip Recruiter.com.Sip Recruiter finds amazing candidates for you fast. And right now you can

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but I think the truth is that he probably is dating a 19-year-old woman. And he has this pattern, rightue to 19. So he's always dated women that are 25. I have the opposite problem. I've only dated men that are in their 50s, whether I'm in my 20s, in my 30s, or in my 40s, I always like older man. So I have like a glass ceiling, and he has a glass basement.

But do you take offense too? But do you take a faaffffiheffihea, I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I mean, I, I, I, I mean, I, I, t, t, t, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. that, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, to, to, to, toeat, toeat, toeat, toeat, that, that, that, that, that, that, take a, I mean, obviously, I mean, do you take offense to, I mean, I don't understand what the problem is when a man can only date somebody that is like that young, like they don't matured with their own age, you know? As a gay person on Grindr they always say, it's just a preference. It's just a preference. Yeah, no, for real. I feel like Leo always does it like he keeps it, like, like, like, like what I mean? Like he doesn't go too low where you're like, criminal. I don't have a problem with him specifically, because I'm his age. I'm 47, I think he's 48, I'll

be a 48 at some point, hopefully. But I don't have a problem with him doing that because I think he's just does so much, you know, good stuff too. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, he's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to, to, to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, to, to, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, too. too. too. toe, to to to to to to to, does so much good stuff too. Like he's such a big environmentalist, you know, it's not like he's a Scientologist or something. My question is like he's on set, he's dealing with agents, he's in some movie and then he's like, how's your day? She's like, my locker mate's the worst. Like, she's 19. Tom Brady's also in the news today, because he posted a picture yesterday, it was kind of a thirstrap picture. Gay. Just on the record, Tom Parady has not come out as gay, okay? When he does, tell me. Pictures speak louder than words.

My issue with Tom Brady is less about his gayness. And more about the fact that he let his wife leave him with his children. He broke up his entire family so he could play an extra season on whatever team he's on. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is that the team he's on? Oh, Sam's gonna- Oh, she's from Boston to lunch. I'm so offended by whatever this is. He let his wife leave him so he could go play the to play to play to play to play to play hea hea to play to play the hea to play hea to play the to play hea to play the to play the to play the so offended by whatever this is. He let his wife leave him so he could go play wherever. He achieved greatness.

He became a football god. That takes time. Yeah, but not, yes, okay, you can clap for that. Go ahead. But that's not what happened this year. And that's why he's showing half his package. And it's the half package that bothers me. Why are you covering up the goods? I know he's sitting there like a kid who's got to be like a seven-year-old in church who has

to pee. Like that was his sexy poem. Or he's sitting there like a Greek Adonis with a lot to show you. Okay, let's not say things we can't take back. And the brown underwear, those look like skims. They look like skims. It's a quality product. He's every gay Instagram ad just in one photo. There's a nine-year-old named David Bolligan.

He graduated from Reach Cyber Charter School after taking online classes. So he's nine. He started high school right before COVID hit and then he graduated in three years with a 4.0 GPA and he wants to be an astrophysicist. I mean this kid is annoying the shit out of me. Yeah. He completed a semester at Bucks County Community College, which is the only thing I have in common with him. I also completed one semester at community college.

I don't like when kids get like, I don't like, when kids get like, I don't know, like, how is he the tridunding college? You know what I mean? I just want to say when I was nine years old, I was watching ex-men pretending to sown, because, I'm, the thah is he already graduating college? Well, also during COVID, when everybody else is making excuses about not getting anything done because of whatever, because we're sad or lonely or alone or we're not alone enough. And then this kid is just hitting it out of the park. This is another reason not to have kids. Yeah. Do not send him to college, send him to the streets, okay?

We need no more geniuses making AI, okay? We need gangsters. There's been another new discovery. Jupiter, the planet, uh, has 92 moons, 12 of which they had missed prior, and they just found 12 more moons surrounding Jupiter. This is a very confusing time for me because if you know me well, you know that I am very confused about the galaxy. I just wish like we would all get to a point with scientists would just be like, hey,

we don't know shit and just stop there. Yeah. Like, it's just all, it's like, y'all don't know shit and just stop there. Yeah. Like, it's just all, it's like, y'all don't know. I don't like finding out about planets or that aliens are coming. I know that there are aliens out there, but I don't want to commingle with them. You know what I mean? I'm not looking to meet them, and I don't want to find out any more surprising things about the galaxy. It just all kind of annoys me. It's just like, NASA's like a really expensive program to look at rocks.

I agree. I agree. Why are we sending all this money to Joplina or whatever? And we can't get the, we can't get the piss smell out of the subway? Priorities people! I know, they're like, look at all this water that's on this moon off Jupiter. I'm like, doesn't Flint need better water? Like, what are we doing? Thank you, because when we come back to remodel, Ashley Graham will be joining us on this show.

So, don't go to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is a supermodel and designer who's become a fixture on every major magazine cover and fashion runway. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is a supermodel and designer who's become a fixture on every major magazine cover and fashion runway. Please welcome my friend Ashley Graham. I like this audience so nice and lively. I know, isn't it a wonderful, beautiful audience? Hello, audience? Now, am I just sitting really tall and you're sitting short?

Because I feel like... Yeah, you feel like you're a little taller than me? Yeah, that's okay. Are you, are you on... you want to go down?, that's okay. Are you on, you want to go down? No, it's okay, it's fine. You want to go downtown? It just is, you know, it's like, whatever, it's fine. It doesn't matter. I don't mind that you're overpowering me. Sometimes, sometimes I need to be cut down to talk to you because I always love talking to you because you're real and you're not full of shit like all these other models.

Well, thank you. You know, I like to keep it honest, keep it real. I don't know what the other models are lying about, but I do know what I'm telling the truth about and it's me. So I mean, I think that everybody needs to just have a little honest honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to be to be, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to be to, to be to, to be to, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, Yeah, and I feel, absolutely, I feel the same way because I find it very frustrating, especially when we think about young girls coming up and growing up and watching everybody on social media. Now that everybody's dirty laundry is there to see,

it's such a crappy example to let them believe that everybody looks perfect all the time where people are walking around in those tortilla ship bikinis you know without getting some major things done to their bodies to afford that to happen you know what I mean 100% and you're all about body positivity. Yeah I mean I like to represent myself as someone who's just happy with who I am and I've had a journey like it is a journey body confidence being okay with who you are is a journey and there's been waves of it that I've had you know mental issues with my body or just physical issues with my body and but you go through it and I think that that's the whole

thing is like talk about it and I don't ever want to lie because I think about when we were younger. I think we think thr. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th. th. thin, thin, thin, thi, th thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. thin, th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the is the is the is throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes, th. right I think we think about when we were younger what were the celebrities and influencers and those people that we were looking up to and there wasn't enough being talked about then but now we have the platform we have the we have the space to be able to talk about it so we don't have to deal with it but it just is such a problem. Well there was no phrase first of all there were influencers when I influencers. I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th. th. th. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. I was was the. I was I said influencer and I was like what nobody was in and that was celebrities. Yeah and that was a more pleasant time I would argue. But I know before social medium was a lot easier wasn't it? It was a lot easier but I mean there's a term and then and the term body positivity wasn't even around when we were growing up. So now there's body positivity which which means, you know, you're very happy or you embrace all

of your shortcomings. I feel positive about where I am in life and it has gone up and down. Then there's body neutrality. Which is what? Body neutrality is like, I'm just happy to be in my body, period. Like I wake up. On my podcast, pretty big deal, I interviewed Demi Lovato. And she said, I can't lie to myself. Like, I just want to wake up and know that my body is surviving and working. I'm not going to lie and say like thick thighs, I love you.

And that also is very honest. And I think that that's the most important thing is that you're being honest to yourself. You're being honest to the people that you're speaking to. So you're not giving this idea of perfection because I mean the whole like altering your body through just one click or one pinch. That's a lie. That's a lie to everybody that's following you. It's not nice. Yeah, no it's not it's not nice. But body neutrality I don't think I'm even there yet. Like I don't wake up and go oh that's th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the whole the whole th. the whole thi thi the whole thi the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole, I the whole, I the whole, I'm the whole, I'm the whole, I'm the whole, I'm the whole, I'm the whole, I'm the whole, I'm the whole, I'm the whole, I'm the whole, I'm the whole, I'm the the the the the the thi, I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the'm even there yet. Like I don't wake up and go, oh my God, my body's a vessel. You know what I mean? Like I mean, that's layers to this? Well, there are layers to it, even for a grown woman like myself.

I mean, I can't believe I just referred myself as a grown woman, but I guess that's what I am. You are, honey. say hello. We always, we just always go in for the titties. You came back stage and we were just like, ah. We're both well known for our boots for separate reasons. You're feeding your family and I'm just entertaining people. Yes, and we are so here for it. We're here for something. Give us more. You had, you have a set of twins and you have another son. So you have three children and and that happened quick. That was a little bit like a blitz th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to th. to to to to to th. to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say to say to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say. We to to say. We to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say. to say. to to to say. to say. the the the the the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the te. the the the the the. the the the. the the. the. the. the. you have three children and that happened quick that was a little bit like a Blitzkrieg for me. Yeah it was overnight my whole life changed and yes it felt like I was just like feeding a nation but and on Instagram because she's very you know you're normalizing breastfeeding

for a lot of people that are not comfortable with it you have your boobs out you're constantly pumping feeding these kids, or not pumping, feeding them, you know. It's all of the above. There's not one thing that I wanted to kind of be left in the dark, especially with like how your body is changing when you're pregnant and stretch marks and then saggy skin and formula, breastfeeding, because there's also this thi. told the the. tooomorrow, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I the, the, the, the, the, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I they. There, I they. There, I they. It's, I they. There's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I they, I the, I they, I the, I was like, I can only breastfeed. This is the right way. And then I had the twins. And I was like, I'm not doing this. This is not working here.

Like, both of you want both of these? Like, this is a lot of work. So I saw breastfeeding when they should be feeding their tips. But my hair fell out like it was this has been a journey like now I think I've got like little bangs that like they come like that. What is that so your hair falls out when you have a baby? Yes because you get all of these amazing, it's like your body just fills up with nutrition and then the baby the baby the baby th the baby th. the baby th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they they they they they they th. they they they they they they they th. they th. they they they they they they they they they're they're they're to be to be they they they they they should they should they should they should they should they s. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're th. to be th. th. I th. to be to be tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip a baby? Yes, because you get all of these amazing, it's like your body just fills up with nutrition

and then the baby sucks it out of you. Yeah. And then the baby comes out and then all of a sudden you're just fully depleted of everything. So your hair falls out. I mean, this is just my experience off, it's just like your boobs go down to here when you're done. I have two braws on currently. It's fine. And I know Fashion Week starts this week which so are you walking any shows? I'm gonna walk, I'm gonna sit, I'm gonna join the parties. I already did a

few things. You love Fashion Week or you know it's like a love hate right? because fashion is you you you you you you the fashion the fashion th? th? the fashion th? the th? th? the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th. I th. I th. I the the th. I've tho, tho, tho b- tho b- thoo- tho- tho b- tho b- I've tho b- I've tho b- I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've tho, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, th. I've th. I've to join the parties. I already did a few things. You love fashion week or? You know, it's like a love hate, right? Because fashion is so much fun. Like I'm wearing a baumman dress tonight right now. And it's like, thank you, Olivier for making my size. And then you find a designer that you're obsessed with, and they don't make your size. And you're like, what am I supposed supposed supposed supposed supposed supposed supposed supposed supposed supposed supposed performative act of putting one curve girl on the runway or one curve

girl into a campaign and then you can't find the clothes when you go to the store. So there still is this long journey, I think, ahead of us with designers because for whatever reason there's just like this cycle of issues when it comes to making sizes that can fit the US majority which is a size 1416 that's the that's the majority of US women that's the size we are so why are you missing out on this like billion-dollar business why don't you want to dress us? I don't understand that. Yeah right and I'm here to support like I love fashion but the biggest problem is is that there just isn't enough designers making clothes our size Well, you've done amazing things for a lot of models. So I appreciate everything you're doing on behalf of all women. Thank you. Yeah, absolutely

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