The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Dr. Peter Hotez on the Importance of COVID-19 Vaccines | Eddie Murphy

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

Governor Andrew Cuomo's harassment scandal mounts, Jaboukie Young-White discusses COVID-19 vaccines with Dr. Peter Hotez, and Eddie Murphy talks about his sequel movie "Coming 2 America."In honor of Women's History Month, help level the playing field for girls of color in STEM by donating at dailyshow.com/BlackGirlsCode. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Anyway, on tonight's show, police are causing problems on two continents. Jabuki Young White learns the truth about the COVID vaccine and why Andrew Cuomo might have to update his LinkedIn. Plus, the one and only Eddie Murphy is joining us on the show. So let's do this people. Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world. This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah. Ears Edition. Let's kick things off with a story out of Oklahoma involving two of America's favorite pastimes, basketball and racism.

High school basketball announcer in Oklahoma is blaming his diabetes and a spike in his blood sugar for the racist comments he made during a live stream state basketball tournament. The Norman player started kneeling during the national anthem. And that's when the announcer, Matt Rowan hurled, horrifying racist insults at the Norman team that were caught on Mike.

I'm there to be one. F. B. the t-o'n'n'er. Rowan later apologized, saying in part, and I quote, I suffer type one diabetes, and during the game my sugar spikes, it is not unusual that when my sugar spikes that I become disoriented and often say things that are not appropriate as well as hurtful. I'm not racist. I just suffer from diabetes. I bet the royal family wishes that they thought of that one.

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NEEG, go back is my favorite band. Oh, that was so close. So close. In more sports news, cheerleading. It's the only socially acceptable way to stand on other people. If you watch cheer on Netflix 10 years ago at the beginning of 2020, you know that cheerleading is a super competitive sport. But one cheer mom took to to to to to to their back back back back back back their back their back their back to their their to their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to their. to their back. their back. their back. their back. Go back. that. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. I. I. I. I. I. It. I. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to. I super competitive sport, but one chair mom took her competitive spirit a little too far. Now to that disturbing case involving deep fakes videos that are manipulated to make it look like someone did or said something they did not. It's a troubling new take on cyber bullying. A mom in Pennsylvania is accused this morning of using so-called deep fakes to anonymously harass members of her daughter's

cheerleading team. Police say 50-year-old Rafael Spone digitally altered photos and videos of three members of her daughter's cheerleading squad known as a victory vipers depicting them naked, drinking and smoking from a vape pen and then sent the images to the girls and their coaches. The essence of it was to knock them down, essentially to try to shame them or get them knocked off the team would appear to be the motivation. Wow. That is really impressive. I can't believe this 50-year-old mom learned how to make deep fakes. Meanwhile, your mom has to call you up every to to to to the to the to the the to the the to to their their their their their to their their to their their their their their their their to their their to their their their their their their their girls to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their. their their their their their their their tome. tipe. tipe. te. te.e.ea.efficient. tea.ea. tea.ea. tea. their their their the. It. It is. It is. I. I can't believe this 50-year-old mom learned how to make deep fakes. Meanwhile, your mom has to call you up every time she forgets her Paramount Plus login. Really, I have to say Paramount Plus. Obviously, using deep fakes to bully teenagers is messed up.

And not only is it criminal, but it can also backfire. Because you can't trust moms to know what's not cool for teenagers to do. Honey, I know you hate Trisha, so I posted the deep fake of her doing shots with Megan the Stallion backstage. Mom, that's the coolest thing she could do. Not on a school night. And honestly, were the deep fakes of the teens using vapens really necessary? I mean, you've already got them naked and drunk. You don't need to be to be to be to be to be like to be like to be like, I to be like, I to be like, I to be like, I to be like, I to be like, I to be like, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their, I their their their, I their, their, their, th. thi, thi, thi, tha, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi. tra-a-a' tra' tra, I tra, I thipans really necessary. I mean you've already got them naked and drunk. You don't need to be like, and they're also basic. But this is a sign that the future that awaits us with deep fakes is going to be petty as hell. You know, people are worried that deep fakes will be used to influence elections,

but 90% of them are just going to be people pretending to find mice in their tacosk. tacosk. tacos. tacos. tacos. tacos. tac. tac. tac. tac. to be. to be. to be. their. to be. to be. their. to be to be to be to be to be th th thi. their. th thi. th th their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th th the the the the ttthe the tttthe teea. ttea. tttea. tea. the th th th the thea. thea. their tacos just so they can get free food. So I mean, the only solution to this is to never trust any video that you ever see ever again, including this video. I mean, I think I'm Trevor Noah, but there's no way to know for sure. Let's move on now to an update about America's criminal justice system. This weekend, the country marked one year since police in Louisville, Kentucky killed Brianna Taylor. And while there is still much more work to be done, the police have been willing to make at least one change. It could soon become a crime to taunt police officers in Kentucky. The AP reports Kentucky lawmakers passed the proposal through the state Senate this week. The bill says anyone who

taunts insults or challenges a law enforcement officer would be guilty of a misdemeanor and would face up to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the their the the the the their the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their work their work their work their work work work work their work work work work work work work work work work the their work work their work their work their work their work their work their work their work their work their work their work the to to to the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the state Senate this week. The bill says anyone who taunts insults or challenges a law enforcement officer would be guilty of a misdemeanor and would face up to 90 days in jail plus fines. That's right. 90 days for insulting a police officer. So whatever you do, don't say to a cop, wow, I thought strippers would be in better shape or nice riot gear and face shield. You look like if a GI Joe had sex with a Chipotle sneeze guard. And whatever you do, do not try and tell Kentucky police any knock-knock jokes.

You know they don't like knocking. Look, understandably, people are pretty angry about this. But just put yourself in the position of a police officer in Kentucky. Huh? You're just doing your job, breaking into someone's home and shooting them in bed, and then that person calls you a jerk? It's like, hey buddy, I've got feelings too. But obviously there are a lot of problems with this law.

I mean, first of all, any protest against police could land peaceful protesters in jail. And secondly, if you're married to a cop, you basically have to let them win every single argument. Plus, you know that now cops are going to try to get people to taunt them just to meet their arrest quotas. Hey, what are you looking at? You'll see anything funny? Huh? Uh, no? You sure?

Huh? Now, of course, it isn't just the United States where there are tensions between communities and the police, as we are seeing in Great Britain where women are up in arms. There is growing outrage and concern about women's safety in Britain after the killing of a woman. 33-year-old London resident Sarah Everard was kidnapped and murdered while walking home earlier this month. The suspect in connection with Sarah Everard's kidnap and her death was actually a serving member of the Metropolitan Police Force. There was a vigil on the weekend. Even Kate, the Duchess of

Cambridge, made a private visit to lay flowers. But later on Saturday night, the police tried to break up the crowd. The vigil was against lockdown rules but thetheir heavy-handed tactics, and these images have horrified the nation and helped fuel more protests last night. Sexist police on our streets, they shouted. Okay, what are these cops thinking? Getting violent at a vigil over an officer murdering this woman? The only way those cops could have been more tone-deaf is if they had mansplained the protest chance back to the women.

You can't be going around breaking up a vigil. A vigil is by definition the most peaceful of all gatherings. No one ever says, you've got to come through, this vigil is about to be wild! I swear, the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police is just is the police is the police is their is their is by their. A their. A visual is by thoe. A visual is, thiol, their, thiol, thiolomeaugh. A. A visual, thiol, thiol, thiol, thiol, the most, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, the the the the the the the the the thiiia. thia. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. t t t te. te. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. th th this vigil is about to be wild. I swear, the police could avoid so many headaches if they just hired one person whose only job is to ask, is this something the good guys would do? That way, when the police chief says, okay, tonight, we're gonna go to a peaceful vigil and tackle women, then that person can raise their hand question................ th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. thathe. the. the, the, the, the, thoe, thoe, thoe, thi. thi. thi. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. their. thi. their. the. the. the. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toea. toea. toea. toda. toea. today, today, today, today, today, their, today, then that person can raise their hand, ask their one question, is this something the good guys would do? And we can avoid this entire situation.

And part of the reason people were protesting in the first place is that after Sarah Everard disappeared, police went door to door, telling women to stay home, thrown, to their own, which led many people to wonder, why don't the police tell the men.......... the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and, their, and, and, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tooomorrow.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. And, their, their, their, their, their, their, to wonder, why don't the police tell the men to stay home, since they're the ones going around murdering people. But instead, they're telling women, listen, lady, there's men on these streets, so you better stay home, yeah? Although there could be men in your home, too, so you can't stay there either. Tell you what, just hover in the ground, and that should keep you safe until we decide to do our jobs, love.

But let's move on now to our main story. Andrew Cuomo, governor of New York, and the only person who wishes it was still 2020. A few weeks ago, Cuomo was hit with sexual harassment accusations from two former staffers. But much like coronavirus in New York nursing homes, the allegations have only been getting worse. In recent weeks, seven women have accused the governor of sexual misconduct or harassment. The six accusation came from the Albany Times Union, which reported that a female aide to Cuomo alleges the governor aggressively groved her late last year while she was alone with him in his private residence.

And today, New York Magazine says it interviewed more than 30 women who have either worked with or interacted with Cuomo and found that bullying was a defining element. Jessica Baikman, a journalist, said Cuomo's hands had been on my body, on my arms, my shoulders, the small of my back, my waist. Another woman, Caitlin, said she was hired as an aid for her looks, and that she was verbally and mentally abused by him and his staff. Today's New-time th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and tho, and tho, and tho, and th. And th. And th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thi, thi, thi, toe, toe, toe, toe, too. too. too. toea. tooooo. toe. toe. too. toe. toe. tho. the. And, and that she was verbally and mentally abused by him and his staff. Today's New York Times says its investigation showed Cuomo's office is afflicted with a culture still rooted in the Mad Men era, including an expectation that younger female staffers wear makeup, dresses, and heels, because it was rumored, that was what the governor liked. Whoooo, These allegations are some serious shit.

Bullying and groping women, a madman office culture, and pushing women to wear dresses and heels. I mean, it sounds like Cuomo basically thought of himself like a bouncer outside a nightclub, which is convenient for him because that might be his job in a couple months. And practically every day now, there are more and more accusations piling up. It's getting so bad that he's going to have to bring back his PowerPoint slides just to track the harassment claims.

I mean, just in the past couple weeks, we've heard about him harassing staffers, journalists, wedding guests. It seems like no women in New York were safe from this guy. At some point, we're going to find out the Statue of Liberty only holds that torch so she can fend him off. Now, Cuomo insists that an investigation into these allegations will exonerate him. And while President Biden is willing to wait and see where the investigation leads, he might be the only one left.

Governor Cuo is digging in despite a cascade of demands from politicians, many fellow Democrats saying that he needs to step down for the good of the state. Almost all of the state's Democratic Congress people are calling on Cuomo to go, along with its two US senators, Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand. Governor Cuomo has lost the confidence of his governing partners as well as the people of New York. Long-time Congressman Jerry Nadler says, Governor Cuomo has lost the confidence of the people of New York.

Governor Cuomo must resign. Congresswoman Alexandria, Ocasio Cortez and Congressman Jamal Bowman jointly said, Governor Cuomo can no longer effectively lead in the face of so many challenges. That's right. No one wants anything to do with Cuomo. AOC wants him to resign. Shuma wants him to resign.

His brother renamed his CNN show from Quomo Prime Time to just, it's just Chris, okay? But yes, many Democrats say that Quomo can no longer effectively lead New York, and photos like this one aren't helping. I mean, if you're walking around outside wearing a blanket, you don't look like you're on top of things. It looks like you either got saved from a drowning car, or you live with 100 cats. Or maybe, his strategy is just to go in disguise.

Maybe that's what he's trying to do. Andrew Cuomo, no, I'm an old Italian grandmother, Nona Maria. Okay, Granny, well, let's get you back into a nursing home. Oh, shit, that backfired. And remember, while all of this is going on, New York is still in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic. The state is even dealing with its own New York mutation, which makes Corona easier to catch, and also makes you weirdly defensive about bagels. And if you want to convince people that you're still focused on Corona, it's probably a

bad idea to have your vaccine czar, spending his time doing this. Now a report in the Washington Post makes claims that one of Cuomo's top advisors and vaccines are Larry Schw, may have crossed ethical lines accused of making calls to county executives questioning their loyalty. One executive was so upset by the call, the person filed an ethics complaint with the state attorney general's office. According to the report, one official believed getting vaccines to his area could suffer if Schwartz was not pleased with his response. And the governor's office then, Schwartz, denied that the governor did anything wrong.

Schwartz told the post that when he made those calls, it was not in his role as a vaccines Zar, but only as Cuomo's friend. Oh, that response is so gangster. I'm not calling you as the guy who has all the vaccines your area needs. I'm just calling you as the guy who has all the vaccines your area needs. I'm just calling you as Cuomo's friend who has all the vaccines your area needs. I just want to know if you support him or if you like getting COVID. It's just a question. And look, he can say that he was just calling as a friend, but he is the vaccine, Zah. Like, he should be doing vaccine shit. Like where does he even find the time for chitchat? Because I'm spending all my time in an alley behind Walgreens

trying to lick the insides of used syringes. Although, I guess it's not entirely his fault. It's like it's not completely his fault, you know what I mean? They didn't make him the vaccine, Zah. If you don't want people rulers from the old days? That's your job now, but like, be nice, okay? So, Cuomo's attempts to stay in power are only giving people more reasons to call for his resignation.

But Cuomo says it's never going to happen. And he has a very dumb explanation for why. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo reiterating his innocent amid mounting allegations and ongoing investigations into his alleged misconduct. The governor also saying he isn't going anywhere. People know the difference between playing politics, bowing to cancel culture and the truth. Let the review proceed. I'm not going to resign. Part of this is that I am not part of the political club. And you know what? I'm proud of it. That's right. From the time he became governor ten years ago to his years as

attorney general, back to when he worked in the Clinton administration, Andrew Cuomo has never been part of the political club and if you disagree you can drive your ass out of New York on the bridge they named after his governor dad. But yes, Andrew Cuomo thinks that holding him to account for his actions is cancel culture, which is obviously making people pretty angry especially nursing home residents. They're like, bitch, you canceled Gladys. And I gotta be honest, if this is cancel culture,

well then, I have no idea what cancel culture means anymore. I guess it's about letting Dr. Seuss' books be racist, but also not letting politicians get away with sexual harassment. Cancel culture feels a lot like watching One Division. Every time I think I get what it's about, the next scene is like, now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now thi, now thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, if it's thi, if it's thi, if it's thi, if it's thi, if this this this this this this, if this, if this, if this, if this, if this, if this, if this, if this this this this this this this this this this this this is this thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, time I think I get what it's about, the next scene is like, now it's about a purple witch who's only pretend possessed? But this is the new playbook.

You know, it's the new playbook for all these kinds of scandals. You just refuse to step aside, and you hope that things eventually blow over. It worked for Donald Trump. It worked for Ralph Nam and Andrew Cuomo hopes it'll work for Nona Maria. All right, when we come back, Djibuki Young White decides whether to take the COVID-19 vaccine or not. And the one and only Eddie Murphy is still joining us on the show, so stick around. Finding great candidates to hire can be like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

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have been given access to the treasures in our archives. Really? But that's all about to change. Like none of this stuff gets looked at. That's what's incredible. I'm Seth Done of CBS News. Listen to 60 Minutes a second look, starting September 17th, wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome back to the Daily Social Distancing Show. Now that the COVID-19 vaccines are here, everyone is scrambling to get one. Well, not everyone. Our own Djibouki Young White has some concerns.

For a year, I've been talking to my good friend and vaccinologist, Dr. Hotas, about one thing. So where's this vaccine? The vaccines won't be to be out be out the the the the won't the the otez, about one thing. So where's this vaccine? The vaccines won't be out until the middle of 2021. But now that the vaccine's finally here, I'm not sure I want it. There's too many unanswered questions and concerns. We've done this in less than a year. Does that mean that safety is being compromised?

If anything goes wrong with the vaccine, the drug makers that produce them aren't responsible. Yet, Hotez is making it his mission to get everyone vaccinated. We can and have to vaccinate half a billion people by the summer. We've got to vaccinate the American people ahead of these variants. We need more vaccines. Well, enough is enough. Dr. Hotez. I've been seeing you everywhere promoting this vaccine. You got to stop. Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. W. W. W. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thean. thean. thi. thean. thi. thi. thi th I've been seeing you everywhere promoting this vaccine. You gotta stop. Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. When we spoke last year, you were begging for that vaccine. I barely wanted the vaccine.

You're exaggerating. Give me a little taste of that sweet little vaccine. I will take three boxes of the Ostendaya Oxycottin please. Well, you didn't pronounce it quite right. Okay, okay, Dr. Holtz does what I've heard. Just give me your secret snatch of Ascot Zendaya ostrich farm, please. Okay, sure, but that was before I heard this. There's a lot of misinformation about vaccines. I have accurate sources.

Horoscopes, memes, this guy who yells things outside my window. The world is ending in 2012. I've been giving you the most accurate information that the scientific community have to offer. The best they have to offer isn't going to prevent this. I don't want Bill Gates putting a microchip in me. I want Apple put in a microchip to me. That way I'll look all sleek and cost like four gram more for no reason. Let me tell you something those anti-vaccine sites, they're saying not only Bill Gates, but they're saying me and Tony Fauci were out there in Area 51 putting those chips in the vaccines.

Oh my God. What's Area 51 like? Are the alien's cute? I've never been to Area 51. You can't believe everything that you hear. I heard the vaccine will turn you gay. Now how would something like that happen? And if that is true, how can I get the vaccine personally distributed to some celeps? I have a list. And I want to know if they've already gotten it. Um, Michael B. Jordan, Timothy Shalamey, Pete

Davidson, Logan Lerman, Daniel Kalua, Stephen Yun. There's no even plausible mechanism by which that's going to happen. Huh, how about the fact that they're rushing the vaccine like a couple on 90-day fiance. Rushing. We've been working on coronavirus vaccines for over 10 years. So a decade of research, and you still haven't found a way to turn people gay? What is science for or even? Now look, vaccines don't modify your DNA. Nobody's sticking chips inside, and they certainly are not going to change your sexual orientation.

How do you know all this information? Well, I spent my whole life developing vaccines, and I've also gotten the coronavirus vaccine. Wait, wait, you were vaccinated? Are there any fun side effects? Any fun side effects? I know I'm not going to go to the hospital or the ICU or going to lose my life from COVID-19. Oh yeah, I was so worried about the side effects. I forgot about the main effects, not dying.

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of color. So now, going on just about every African-American talk radio station I can to talk to them about the importance of getting vaccinated. Okay, Dr. Hotez, no offense, maybe you're just not the best messenger. Maybe I can help because I'm me and you're that. Yeah, exactly. Even though Dr. Hotes has the best intentions, he can't help the fact that the black community doesn't trust white nerds. That's why I'm here thoakakakakakeeaaaaaaa. the the thiaa. thiaa. thiaa. thiaa. thiia. thia. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th. I's tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. t. I'm t. t. t. toda. to toda. to to today. today. today. today. today. today. to help. Hello, I am Dr. Djibouki, here today with a very important message on why we need to

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or wherever you listen to the Daily Social Distancing Show. Earlier today, I spoke with legendary comedian and actor Eddie Murphy. We talked about making the sequel to Coming to America and when we might see him back on stage. Eddie Murphy, welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. Oh, thanks for having me. I feel like you, you know, you seem like the kind of person who's almost the least affected by the pandemic, because I feel like you always always th th th th th th th th th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like the the the thi thi the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be too, too, too, too, the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the daily the daily the daily the daily, person who's almost the least affected by the pandemic because I feel like you always stayed at home before the pandemic. I've been sheltering in place and washing my hands constantly using Peralt for over 30 years. Yeah that's something I've known about Eddie Murphy washes his hands like that was a thing I knew about I knew

Eddie Murphy, comedian, jokes, actor but then the third fact I knew about you was Eddie Murphy washes his hands. He's terribly clean, man. I'm very clean. When was the last time you were sick? Sick? Sick? Yeah. Uh, maybe about two years ago, I caught the flu at the Golden Globes.

That's why Eddie Murphy doesn't go out. And the time before that, I caught the flu at the Oscars, like two or three years before that. It's those big crowds of people getting trophies. The virus has been the room. People have grown up with you. People have emulated you. There's no stand-up comedian who hasn't been touched by you. There's no film or there's no comedic actor who doesn't have a little bit of Eddie Murphy in how they perform We see them coming to America now, you know, it's like it's like a celebration of a movie that was genre defying back then

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movie. If I could figure out a way to connect those dots, there's an audience for a sequel to the movie. That was, you know, 25 years into it it thi thiii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, you thi, you thi, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you're th, you're th, you're thi, you know, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, t. toteeat. toteeeat. tote. tote. tote. tha. thaea. thae. thi, thi, thi connect those dots, there's an audience for a sequel to the movie. But that was 25 years into it. People started dressing up this on Halloween. People get dressed up to some of the characters. And they have a restaurant in LA, I think it's called Fat Salz. They turned their restaurant into a McDowell's restaurant. Right, right. And on VH1 shows coming to America, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, Right, right. And on VH1 shows coming to America 24 hours straight on Christmas. So it's stuff like that, you know, so that's what made me go, there's an audience for the

movie. I loved how the movie, it was, it was new enough to be like, you know, new for a new generation, but I love that you guys brought back so many of the same characters. I mean, like my favorite characters easily are the Barbershop fellows. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th fel, th. th. th. Like, same characters. I mean like my favorite characters easily are the Barbershop Fellows. Like I mean, you know what I mean? Everyone from Seoul to the dudes in the chairs. Did you ever go out into the streets as those characters just to test the characters in real life? Oh yeah, when we first put them on, we go out and play around in those makeups. Like you would go out and then those makeup just to talk to people and you know see if the makeup is working. Because I don't know

if the story is true or not but Arsenio told me that you wanted to see how convincing you could be as an old man and you you decided to go and like flirt with older ladies just to see if you were in like the right brackets. No not not for it not to see how convincing the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their is is is is is is. their is is is. their. their is is is is is is. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o. their.o.o.o.o. their. their.oo. their.oo. their. their. their. their. were in like the right brackets. No, not for, not to see how convincing I was, to see how convincing the makeup would be. Right. So I flirted with some older, older woman when I was an older man. And, and I got the pussy. No, I'm just kidding.

Oh, man. Actually some of the easiest pussy I have had. He's surprised how easy old women are. Oh man, you, you, you, you, you, your back is so strong. Did you ever feel like living like that? Oh, like, not living like that, but going out like that, because Eddie Murphy is an insane superstar. I mean, I remember there was a time when you went around with bodyguards, but it was like for a short moment in time

and then you were like, I don't do this. But I wonder if Eddie Murphy, like have you ever told you, I just gonna go out as a different character back in the early days when I toured or when I was at the club every night around people drunk every night and you're one of the faces you should have some people around you. But after that period I never you know you know I got rid of them and I kind of don't really go out that much you you know, so I kind of have my little world that I'm in and I'll be doing a lot of going out.

And if I do it was just some control place. Right, right, right. It feels like you were always... First part of your question was what? No, I wanted to know if you just went out like that ever, you know, if you, just to be like free as Eddie Murphy, just to be like, yeah, I can just do whatever I want. Yeah, I could just go out as me, you know, to control places, you know, for the most part. And I never put on the makeup because you're not really free if you go out in those makeups. It's like, I'm the the th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You're not th. You're not th. You're not th. You're not th. You're not th. You're not th. You're not th. You're not th. You're not th. You're not th. You're not thi. that. thi. thi. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the. the the. theat their theat the first theat theat the. the. theat the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I'm this other guy. You know what? I thought the movie called Norbit years ago, and I had no mustache. It's the only movie I've ever done in my whole career where I had no mustache.

And I'm with no mustache I'm unrecognized. Like me just walk, if I cut my mustache off, I could walk into, I literally have gone to Mr. Childs with no mustache and walk past, you know, photographers and all this walk right back, going up to people that I knew with famous people and the them to them for a second and they'll be like, who is this and they realize? I'm a total person. It's just that. I don't like it. I didn't like the whole being just a guy, you know, I was just, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th, I've th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi thi. I thi. I thi thi. I thi. I thi. I've thi, I'm th. don't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like the whole being just a guy You know, I was just I think I'm ugly The way they were acting I think without my mustache. I may be not just regular guy, but an ugly regular guy Because the girls wouldn't give me no kind of energy enough that I walk around it was very shit. I hated I grew my mustache back as quickly as possible. When we look at your career now, you've done everything and you've always talked about how your family's your legacy, but selfishly your fans want more stand-up from Eddie Murphy. Are you coming back to the stage? Yeah, that, the plan was I took off from making movies in 2011. Right. Six, seven years go by it. I'm like, okay, okay, all right. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I've. I've. I've, I've, I've, I've, I've. I've. I've, I've, I've. I've the plan was I took off from making movies in 2011.

Right. Six, seven years ago, buy it. I'm like, okay, all right, I've recharged my batteries and I want to go do some stuff. And I was like, you know, it would be really cool to do some stand-up. But I don't want to just jump back out there, having not had a new movie out in years. So I was like, let me go do some stuff,to kind of remind them that I'm funny. So I did a Dolomite and then we went back to Saturday Night Live. And then the plan was to do coming to America. We did that.

Then the plan was to go and do stand-up. But then the pandemic hit. So this last year when we were all sheltering, that was the year I would have been out trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying trying, trying, trying, trying, to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the.... And, the. And, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. We. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the, the, the, to get my shit back to the right right right so as soon as we get back to you know people could sit in the room again and you could go then I'm gonna go start workshop and getting the act together and the plan is to do it again. Yeah I'm well we're looking forward to it. It's a it's been an amazing journey having you in our lives. Thank you for releasing the movie. Thank you for getting back on stage and thank you for being you. Oh, no, you're being in the movie. Oh, no, you kidding me? Tati, Diviniana? Tottis, it's a great name.

I was like, I know it's authentic because he's from South Africa, so I know that's made up all those other names. Those are not real names. Most of them like, my mother's name and it was a that tototototot name. A totally made that name, Jaffe Jofa is it? Totally made up name. So Tatsy Bibignana sounds very authentic. It really does. Well, Bibignana, a lot of people, Bibiana is actually like, it's a play on, technical, if you say it properly, it means small penis. So, there was a little joke, inside joke for South African.

Exactly. Yeah, like my brother came up to me and he was like, hey man, who called you? I don't know if these Americans know what they called you. And I was like, oh no, that was on our side. He's like, oh, because that sounds like like. It sounds like that. It sounds like like it. No, no, no, no, that was just that was that was that was like that. That was like that. That was like that. that. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. Yeah, like. that. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. that sounds. Yeah. that sounds. that sounds like. that. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. Yeah. that. Yeah. that. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. that. that. that. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that th. that that that that that that that that that that that th. that that that th. th. th. th. th no, no, that was just like a South African, it was just like play on the name, and then it was a last name that sounds like it. It sounds like it. Little Dick, Totatsy, that's what you're in there,

Bibbinian and me. Totality. Well, it sounds, it sounds like it. It sounds like, but it isn't. But it's just for doing it. I'm excited to see you on the on the stage again Eddie and yeah man keep washing your hands, keep doing you and I appreciate you. Yeah man I appreciate you too and thank you for having me and congratulations for all the success you've been having man. You really are funny brother. Don't forget coming to America is available now on Amazon Prime

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