The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Dulcé & Josh vs. YouTube Comments | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

Episode Date: September 2, 2023

Dulcé and Josh are reacting to their favorite comments from this season. Moderated by Roy Wood Jr., Dulcé and Josh respond to comments from “Conscious Rap vs. Club Bangers,” “Summer vs. Winter,” “Vanilla vs. Chocolate,” “Diners vs. Waffle House,” and “Chicken Soup vs. Tomato Soup!” It’s Dulcé and Josh vs. the YouTube Comments this week on Hold Up.   Original air date: May 4, 2023See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as

podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. You're listening to Comedy Central. What's up here's edition and listener? It's Josh Johnson, right for the Daily Show. You're about here an episode of one of our original Daily Show podcast, Holdup, hosted by me and Daily Show correspondent Dulce Sloan. In this episode, we're responding to our favorite YouTube comments from the season. We have some loyal fans who take our nonsensical arguments just as we do, and they have a lot to say. We hope you enjoy our season finale.

And if you like the show, check out Holdup podcast, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome to Hold Up. It's not Josh Johnson. It's not Dulce, say Sloan. It's me Roy Wood Jr. And on this episode, we're going to be talking, wait, why are you all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all,

be talking wait why you all looking at me like that because it's not you're gonna say it's not us and we're here if you if we weren't in the room if you were in the room and you were like alone and you say it's not don't say slow it's not not but it's like with the news like when you hear a new voice they be like where the fuck is the other anchor I'm just saying when you have a guest on a podcast you the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the guest the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the guest. The guest doesn't introduce you. Like when you have visitors, they don't open the door to your house. I did. First off, I thought since I had already moderated your special episode a while back, which one was that? The one a while back I came in. We did before. What? I came in on a previous episode and moderated some shit between y'all, so I thought that I already had keys to the crib and that y'all wouldn't mind me coming back on the episode.

Well that was what I'm saying, that's what it meant. But it was an episode. Is that one before we figure out what the format of this was? A promo counts as an episode. I know it was just little commercial. Okay that don't count. No negro it don't count. Okay hey everybody it's Josh Johnson I'm around for the daily show. Hey hey what you not gonna do what you're not gonna do what you're not gonna do is come on this podcast and tell Joshua Ezekiel Johnson that he is not introducing the intro like the way he need to be introducing Icities. I feel like I'm introducing it the same way I'm if anything if anything, every time. Somebody has not listened.

Oh. Accusations. How many episodes of the podcast have you listened to? I will say that I am team spaghetti. Wow. Okay. Wow. It was spaghetti versus lasagna, right? Yes. Yeah. Spaghetti because it's more pliable, it's easier to make. Lasagna is a whole ordeal. That was my whole point. Yeah, yeah, but you were wrong. Look here. What? You think just because we in this tiny room? Hey, hey. That neither one of y'all can get it?

I know both your mamas, you understand? I am not afraid. I have had dinner with both your mothers in the city of Atlanta because that's where black people live. Okay? Yeah, that's where you're thee pain. Yeah, we had dinner with Tepain. Yeah, we had dinner with Tepain. Damn, you're right.

Yeah, you do know my mom. barbecue with your mama. Okay, my bad Josh go here with your introduction. Oh, okay. The disrespect. How you gonna come in somebody else's house and tell them that they wrong. In a trailer where we pay rent. My name is Josh Johnson. I'm arrived for the Daily Show and I am joined by Duce Slane! Brap! Listen, just imagine that as a fireworks. Okay, yeah, with a pop pop. With the... Pshoo-ps. Yeah, because apparently... You know what?

Fuck it. I did what I said. Okay. Listen, y'all trying to act like I'm not out here, making these noises. And I'm where, Josh? You're in here? No? Um, noise making. In the mall? Oh, okay, with your father. Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't know. That didn't feel like the tee-up that you thought it was. You just said one word. So I was like, in here? I'm in here, I'm out here. We out here. We out here. Yeah. I apologize. I did not give you the proper... I'm, I did not give you the proper... I'm, I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ball. I'm the ball. I'm the ball. I'm. I'm the ball. I'm the ball. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. the. the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. the. I the. I the. I I was like in here. You know what? I'm in here. I'm out here. We out cheer. I apologize. I did not give you the proper, the proper information, the proper tea up, as you say. This episode is a very special episode. This episode is where we get the most interaction that we've had with all of you. You know, this is this is the episode is the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode is the episode is the episode the episode the episode the episode th, the the the the the the the the the the, the the, I'm theate. the. the. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the. the the the the. the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that's. the. the. the. th most interaction that we've had with all of you. You know, this is the episode where we get some of that feedback,

some of these opinions about what we said and who's on our side and who's right and who's wrong and everything. And who's supporting a good Christian woman? And then Roy is here to moderate because if it it left to our own devices. Oh dear. As good of friends as we are, I feel like per comment, per subject, we would get too distracted. I'm a walking tangent. I'm a mad try. I am not helpful.

A lot of the time. I have so many things going on in my brain. Because I was a creative person. You know the person who has like that things like just the synopses like pop it off the what's listen I've been hanging out with PD the album but you but you see the way I'm used to people touching the temple I'm not used to this and then this over and then this back well see the thing this over and then this back. Well, see the thing, this is just thinking. Okay.

This is synopses firing. You understand? Somebody told me one time. Do you mean synapses? Is what I said? It's what I said? I thought you meant like, Yeah, that's what I thought.

What? What? Let's go on to the first YouTube comment. Now I make it plural. Y'all not gonna do me like this. How you making plural then? Look, it's a pleasure to be here and take a walk down memory lane of some of the biggest arguments that you two had. And the, da, da, da, da, conversations. Hey, look, whatever synopses you want to put to it, you go right ahead. I have have a a a a whole a whole a whole a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole. I have a whole whole whole whole whole whole whole bowl. I have a whole bowl of whole bowl of a whole bowl of a whole bowl of a whole bowl of a whole bowl of th. I have a whole bowl of th. I have a whole bowl of the whole bowl of the whole bowl of. I have. I have a whole ball. I have. I have a whole bowl of fruit that I will throw. The first comments come off of the very first episode, Conscious Rap versus Clubbangers. Let's get to that.

I'm not a huge Kenzler Klamath fan because I think he sounds like a Muppet. So you could have stopped it not a huge fan. See this is what you do. This is this is your whole vibe. You like to put your foot on the line and make sure your toe is over it. Like, what? Ten toes down, baby. Why, why would you even need to include that? I can respect you not being a huge fan.

I'm just saying I think that... But when you say you're not a big, like when you say you're like a Kendrick, people are like, people want quantifiers, well why? Well, what is it? And my reason is, his voice sounds like it's being done by Jim Henson. Y'all didn't even play the best line of that where Josh talks about his hatred for the song, Nuck If You Buck. Oh, that's a literally man time to get into crime mob in the club, baby. Josh, how do you feel about the song?

You know, at the risk of losing the people who I have, I'm just going to say it's not for me. I'll tell you what he said. He said that Nuck if you buck sounds like a GED being thrown down the hall of a juvenile detention center. That's pretty good. I recall something to that effect. It's pretty good. And of course we have to now you can finally confront Roy about the award. Oh yeah, yeah, you did betray me. Listen I'm not here to unpack all this shit. No! I'm here to talk about the YouTube comments. I hear you but you got to acknowledge that. How did I betray you? When I made the award I was going to say first place and you told me to change it to run her up. Yeah, yeah. Because second place stings a little more. Yeah, no matter what it is, it just stings a little

And it was a betrayal because you didn't have to say anything You know what I mean? That's the first piece of mail I got in this building That's why he's always so upset about it the runner-up for the nuck if you buck? Yeah, yeah for knucking and bucking and being ready to fight And I expect this type of thing from th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, the thu, the the thi, the thin, the thin, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the thin, thi thing from Doolsaid, but like when she told me that you, I was like not, not one of my heroes. Just imagine, imagine if Babe Roove signed your baseball then spit on it and threw it in the other direction. You feel like, wow, I'm showing up his fresh face, excited to write and work with Roy Wood Julia

I've been watching him for years and everything and then Dulce they tell me like oh the last part the part that's the worst that was Roy's idea tel Cerci I wanted to know it was he Conscious rap versus club hits here's some of the YouTube comments number one I would go straight for Josh, no joke. We should clone him. There needs to be more people like him in this. Thank you, Sarah.

Thank you, Sarah. I appreciate you. What? That's nice. Do you engage YouTube comments? Sometimes? No, I like having self-esteem, bro. I'm already working hard enough. I keep it on my own. Like people talk about Instagram

and Facebook stuff. I like YouTube and I like Reddit because they got the time. Let me tell tell you get a critique from somebody on YouTube or Reddit, oh it's been thought through. Social media comments are just stupid. Yeah, social will be mean for no reason, but when YouTube is mean, at least in my experience, because I'm not surfing the internet as a woman, right? So I'm not getting the level of toxicity. A lot of the stuff that I get is pretty well earned.

And I remember I did a Comedy Central set years ago, and it was when I had my Afro, right? And it was not at its biggest but at its second biggest. So we're talking like pre-pandemic Afro. Ron Taylor fro and right the first comment, top comment was because you know in the thumbnail I'm smiling just like given like you know happy days and everything and the first comment was, Josh looks, had shaved as well. And they were like, Josh looks like a single mom just trying to make it.

And it was, because then when you click it, I was wearing like a shawl. So, because I don't know it's fashionable. I felt, I felt swave in it, you know. Oh, Lord Lord next comment Thank you, Rebecca Johnson says so this is where Josh Johnson went. Yeah, you went in on little Wayne? This is where you went on this topic. How dare you Josh? Well as someone who's also from Louisiana. I feel like I can, you know. And then for someone who has ears, I feel like I also can.

I'm not speaking to his lyrical ability or his level of success or his business acumen. I am speaking to his voice that I can hear. And we all hear it. You know what I mean? When he does that little like I was with the ball that that thing right there is drugs I have no problem saying it you know the death of bag boy right yo don't boy it look it slaps yeah but before the drugs really got a hold of his first time I heard lollip I thought aliens were landing. Yes, yes exactly. We were at

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Now, we don't know what, hang on, but we don't know what color J. Peterson is. He's white. We don't know that. He's white. There are other colors. No person a color would say they just say, can I just say Josh is my doppelganger? Here's my question to you off this comment, Dulce. It has nothing to do with conscious rap versus any of this other shit.

Have you ever met your white doppelganger? No. No. You never met a white woman with a fro. I've never met a white woman with my face. Tusha. Tusha. I wouldn't love to believe that it's Jordan Peterson. Yeah, I love that it's just Jay Peterson. Yeah. What's the last one? What's the last one? I think we have one more.

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I mean, there was some girls in there shaking their ass out there in the desert Which a sidebar that California love video not sexy like even even when you talk about beaches. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea, thea, thea? thea, thea, thea thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. It's thoes. It's thoes. thoes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's is is is is is is is. It's is th. It's is th. It's is the is the is thea. It's thea's thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea'a'na' is thea'na' thea' thea' thea' thea' their ass out there in the desert. Which is sidebar, that California love video, not sexy. Like even when you talk about beaches, it depends on the beach because stranded is not sexy. Yeah, I mean, if we're just out somewhere, no matter how nice it is, if we can't get home or where we want to get. You got to find a lagoon or something. Sex is not on my mind. You know what is on this one.

I'm just like... I was like, where could I be stranded and would want to have sex? But it's like we stranded when somebody coming to get us, I'd have sex. I think what it is with a song like Brenda's got a baby. I think the issue with conscious rap is that what are you listening to the music for? Are you listening to music to emotionally school? School? Or are you listening to music to escape? You ain't escaping nothing if you listen to the Britons having a baby, he pulling you to

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Yeah, that's true. And that city high, that group. I think Jay Cole's middle child was good. And that group ended up breaking up because of like love and drugs. They had their own drama so to say that they weren't aware of the horrors of the things they were singing about. So yeah, you know that shit came from the heart. Yeah. All right, new topic. Now, this was another one that you all got into. The debate of summer versus winter.

I am team winter, just for the record. The fuck? Why? Because I grew up the same place as you, D. The South. Yes. Everything I did was outdoors my entire childhood. I don't think I was even inside until school. That's the only time I was in air conditioning in the South. And then I grew up playing baseball, so I'm just outdoor, the heat, you could be butt naked. It's still 100 degrees.

But you can dress properly for a 10 degree, wouldn't you? Drenched, dehydrated, heat stroke. Oh, you have them mama that wouldn't let you inside. Oh, 100% I spent every summer Mississippi outdoors from 11 a.m. till 6 p.m. Literally. No, my mama wanted us to come inside. No. Also, we lived in Miami, too.

Let's, let's, that's different. See, you had a fucking beach. I was outdoors in Clarksdale, Mississippi. Hey, hey, hey, you think niggers went to the beach all the time? No, I know people in Miami that's never seen the water. Like, it's wild. Yeah, niggas, they would go to the beach with their hair and nails done and never get in the water. Yeah, be like, I can see it. the comments. Your most fun activities are in the summertime. Oh so you enjoy snowboarding? You enjoy to bargaining? You enjoy skiing? It's not about snowboarding or skiing, all right? It's about having like a nice nature walk in the winter. If I'm in the woods in the winter when it's snowing. It's 30 degrees outside. Go inside. What do you mean? It's fucking freezing.

People act like you can't gear up for the winter. You could be you could be so comfortable if you just gear up for the for the temperature in a heat wave there you can't take off the skin. You can take off everything but you'd be naked and still hot all right but in winter you gear up enough and you're just comfortable. Until you go inside somewhere and then you're sweating your life away because that's the other thing about the winter time is. It's so hot indoors. Let me tell you something. I hate being hot. I hate being cold outside and I hate being hot inside.

I can't believe that line got me twice. What? I sweat your life away. I was actually laughing on beat with my last laugh. I love what Abby Y said here though Josh because I didn't think about what you said in that context. Abby said quote, I never thought Josh might be a serial killer until he mentioned nature walks in the winter. That is some killer shit. Now I ain't say nothing about going on a nature walking the snow. I I just said I prefer I'd rather go to war with a wind chill than than heat index. Yeah I I enjoy the snow. I think the snow is great and I think the place that the snow is the

best. That's because you grew up in the weekend. That's a conversation about winter winter. What do you like to do during winter? I'm just saying if you like to make snow angels and shit have snowball fights yeah yeah yeah why are you humming like that suspicious you ever had a good time in the snow like did you know it's fun yeah than. Snow is fun yeah thank you the first two days and then it's like to the first two days and then it keeps being there yeah so it's like to be a to. the cune the cune the country snow is the the the the the the th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the is the is the is the is the is the is the is to to to to to to to to to the the is to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to the. to the. the. the. th and pissed. And then it's like dark. It don't stay pretty. You're talking about city snow though. Oh country snow? Country snow is great. Gatlinburg.

You ever go to Gatlinburg? You ever make that trip with the other black folks to do the pajama weekends every black history month? That's like a southern thing. I wasn't on. I wasn't. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was that. black college so no I went to a very no no I went to a very white school I have no student loans next comment must be nice can't relate eighty five thousand dollar degree baby these white folks pay for a thing look at God Philip Loren said quote I knew it I saw the topic and I said to myself there's no way she's not a summer girl

staying out on those late summer nights and sunshine and beaches and Mr. staycation is definitely a winter girl. Oh, stand out on those late summer nights and join the sunshine and beaches and Mr. Stacation is definitely a winter person. Oh, he listens. I love this show, but feel bad for Josh sometimes. Damn. See, this is what them YouTube comments get deep and they start breaking your ass down. I love this show, but feel bad for Josh. How does he ever expect to win an argument against this woman? Damn. Easily.

All right. This comment could have ended at sunshine and beaches. 100%. And the thing is, okay, look. He did came but that slow knife in your ass. Look. Bro, you stabbed you with a spoon. Because this is what happened though. I think over the course of the season, yeah. There were a lot of things th. T th. T th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoes that. thea. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to to. to. thooooooo. theea. the. the. th is what happened though. I think over the course of the season, there were a lot of things that we chose to talk about

where Dulce's opinion as well as her, you know, her point, appealed to the people in a way that, look, I was by myself. I could not appeal it the same way. Somebody called you a serial killer, bro. I've never been called that. I've been called Sass-thing. Yeah. No one ever said I was taking lives repeatedly.

So later in the season, you'll see where I start to pick up some steam, all right? Why? Dexter Morgan from Miami PD. This is a wild. I'm really just try to you know stick to the overall topic like stay on the show The Grind MLG Yes, I would wait for somebody to bring this up jumped in the grind is officially a running gag in these debates and we'll never get tired of it because I'm dying from the absolute creative improv going on there. It's summer is about a lot of payoff you know you're out in the world you're getting to see your friends going vacation stuff like the winter the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ti. ti. tria tria tria tria tria tria teau triau teau tea triaug. te of know, you're out in the world, you're getting to see your friends, going vacation,

stuff like that. The winter, the winter time, is about the grind, all right? It's about staying home. It's about staying home. It's about staying home. It's about no days off. It's about doing, it's about doing what the other people don't see because you're inside grinding okay now that's true mm-hmm that's very true thank you like a grasshopper in an ant situation yeah the winter is where you like work

summers where you show off the work summers also where you recruit the friends you need during the winter yeah yeah yeah it do be too cold to make friends I can't tell you as a big bitch as as thu the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to to the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t winter. Yeah, yeah. It do be too cold to make friends. I can't tell you as a big bitch, as much as I love summer summers when I have to take a knee, because wintertime is a big bitch gig. Cuffing season? Big bitch gig. Oh, so you got to put in work. You got dudes trying to hollering all that. My ex would act right from Labor Day to St. Patrick's Day. Nice. And once the weather started to change, once that little bit of pollen, snike. At first pollen sneeze, you know he gone. Niggis gone. Hitches go. Yeah, and all of a sudden he ain't answering the phone. But December? Oh! Wait, what is this?

Explain this to me from E. Schwartz. Quote, the minute Dulce said New York is hot wrong, I knew what she was talking about. I love sitting outdoors, but also I know that New York is hot wrong. What do you be? It's building hot. It's not nature hot. Oh, that's a good point. Oh, somebody else likes nature. Oh, it's that concrete heat and then the phone. Don't throw nothing. I saw you about it. All I have was an apple. Also, we're on camera. I can't disrespect a man like that. We want an award. Also, I think also with New York. It's an issue of the heat odor. It's the garbage juice in. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. that. that. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th.. Yeah you're right. Also I think also with New York it's it's an issue of the heat odor it's the garbage juice in the curry. But it's truly it's truly the fact that. Yeah cement heat is different. It's

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Now I'm looking at some of these YouTube comments, and I think that there needs to be a second podcast where we just allow people to give Josh a hug. Like it's not even an audible podcast. It's just video of you receiving hugs so that people know you got a hug. Listen, I'm just tell you what the streets are saying. This is the streets. Okay, what's this comment? Corinne Hernandez? Thank you for another great episode. Dulce is a great comedian. I don't think Josh will ever win a debate against Dulse. Josh is a gentleman, I like the tone of his voice and his smile. I vote for summer. Yo, people have been talking to Josh like your voice is a pantydropper, dog. But this is what happened.

But you just be abusing the shit out of it. Hey, hey, ain't anybody abusing nothing. All right? I make valid and salient points. It is not my fault. That pretty voice over here Luther Vandross can't keep the fuck up. This is, I will say, in this scenario, to convey that you're not abused of the shit-eyed someone you might want to just have the tone even so that way it's more believable. I know I'm not being abused, but now I sound abused on behalf of the tone you took just now where you were like a-a-a- It's like it wasn't an a-a-a-a-you know you could just be like no one's abusing

Are you mansplaining me? I'm I'm maybe maybe a little bit just try to help just try to throw it out there so wait so since people oh Oh god I even a microphone thought you were. Yo, let's go to the next comment because apparently I am abusive. You know what? This is racist. This is racist. This is sexist. I will not be as a black.

I am, I have won multiple NACP awards. I have been very black, A. I have been very black pajama weekend. I have been very black pajama weekend. I've never even heard of it, Uncle Rick. You never with the black pajama weekend. I've never even heard of it. Black people always be going to Gatlinburg.

That's what they do down south. We go hang out at white stuff and pretend to be white for three days. If you come back home to racism just do shit in the city. We have pajama jams in the city. Vanilla versus chocolate. Yeah, that's what I thought. It's the next debate. I don't know. Hey, man, I've been to Dollywood.

It's all right. That's right around the corner from the shit. I know what I'm talking about. Well, I only went to Dolly the dolly Park. Vanilla versus chocolate was the next debate that you two had this season. Vanilla knows who vanilla is and vanilla is like, listen, I'm flavoring things, okay? Chocolate is heavy, okay? It's gonna sit on the tongue. But vanilla on the other hand, hey baby, I'm a bean and you put me in shit, okay? Your face. I'm doing cakes,

I'm doing creams, there's way less processing when you're dealing with vanilla chocolate came in to be heavy. Chocolate came in to step on your feet and be like, hey, what's going on? What's doing? Anybody sitting up getting caught with vanilla vanilla all on their face. It's not happening. Vanilla is better pressed because vanilla is a more refined situation. Vanilla's the in your whole Halloween. That's what vanilla's doing. Vanilla's a classy bitch. All right, vanilla the sister-in-th-classy-girls like, hey, yeah, vanilla can't be in everything, okay? You got triple chocolate cakes, you got chocolate on chocolate on chocolate. Vanilla comes in, boom, that's the flavor.

There's vanilla and then there's a little vanilla bean. Chocolate, on the other hand, is letting you know it has stepped on like a motherfucker. Chocolate for sure is trying to be a start. Chocolate is like what macaroni and cheese is turned into. Mmm. I'm an entree. No, you're a side. No, but what if I got lobster?

What if I got lobster? What if I got breadcrum? I'm an entree now. I've got bacon in me. You're a side. Let's be clear about something. Chocolate is holding all this shit together. Okay? I'm tired of the disrespect.

Actually, I told Roy up top what was going to happen. I told him how the season went, all right? You got ahead of me. I'm not going to lie. You got ahead of me a few times across the season, but then I caught up. You know, I feel like we landed pretty evenly. Dr. Braxie chimed in on this debate you think. M.D. Maybe, it could be one of them fake doctors like Heather. Hey, man, you can get a doctorate in math.

History. The way they typed this comment, they clearly have a doctorate in chocolate. They said, uh, Dilsay says stop the video and answer who I think will pick what? I'm going to say Josh will go for chocolate because reasons. Not a doctor because if they had a doctor it, they'd have made a dissertation. This is a lot. We'll say will go for vanilla because it can be mixed with everything. Whereas there are some add-ins that don't blend well with chocolate. So Dr. Braxie got it, right? Wow! And psychology.

A doctor of the future. Forreed, Farid charmed in. This is the first time watching the podcast on YouTube. I normally listen to the podcast. Is it just me who thought Josh was white? I pictured him to be a white guy with glasses for some reason. What the fuck does this have to do with vanilla or chocolate for Reed? Why are you in the comments? Also why do we pick this comment to talk about? No, but maybe

Farid thought there was a vanilla versus chocolate on Josh's race. Maybe that's what he thought it was. We were just trying to do a night way to do white versus black. And if you listen to the podcast for read, my fucker, there's a picture of Josh and the goddamn icon in the podcast. Wow. Watching these two is like watching a pair of siblings arguing over the wildest things. That's literally what created this podcast. You two yelling in the hallway. In Josh's office, which we could hear in the hall. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was, th. I was, th. th. th. I was, th. I was. th. th. I was. th. th. th. th. I was. I was. I was. th. th. I was. I was. th. I was th. th. I was th. th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I th. th. th. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th. tho. I tho. I th. I we could hear in the hallway. Listen, I knew we were having a good conversation when everybody in the writers would close their doors. Yes, because they were trying to make a fucking TV show. No, no, no. You two in the office argued about spaghetti versus lasagna. We would only do it. This was after rewrite. Oh, yeah. I thought you was getting it on at like 11 o'clock in the morning. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. the, the, th. the, the, th. the, th. the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the the, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. te. tell, th. the. the. the. thi. the. I, th. the the th. I thought you were getting it on at like 11 o'clock in the morning. No, we was working. No, no, no.

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Because I'm boozy. Okay. Look, all I'm saying is, when someone tells me that they're about to give me steak, I just wanted to be steak. You know, when I get steak at a dineer, I know that that's steak. When I get steak at a waffle house, that's a that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, That's just burger. No, Waffle House, one, has steaks, two. Why are you ordering a steak at a diner or a Waffle House in the first place? You have set yourself up for failure.

This is why, this is my issue with, that's on you. You wanted a high-quality steak from somewhere whose menu is thick, like an encyclopedia? You mean to tell me that you have a turkey dinner, a lobster, Florentine or whatever, but also disco fries. What the fuck is happening in here? I'll tell you right now, what you think is the beast, I think is the beauty. All right? So when I see that chapter book laid out in front of me, I'm like, wow, I really have options in life. I could try something and get something that I already like as a backup.

So am I gonna get a, you know, a pasta with a burger? Maybe. I'm crazy like that. I'm crazy like that. I can get wild like that because, I can get wild like that because I'm at a diner right now. I'm not limited to the, to the limited thing. You're gonna get a grilled cheese and a chicken Alfredo, you fucking child. I'm gonna get a grilled cheese, I'm gonna get a grilled cheese, I'm gonna get spaghetti, I'm gonna go ahead and... No. I'm gonna get grilled cheese, I'm gonna get spaghetti. And you know what? You know what, just to top it all just because I care,

because this is what options in life do for you, you know, because when you go to a diner, you're your own little little Jelan Musk, you're your own little Jeff Bezos. They're going to space. I'm out here having an orange juice Chocolate milk with a Monte Cristo sandwich a side of France at a Monte Cristo sandwich over for your stomach This how you train your stomach. I gotta say it's Waffle House. Yeah. I gotta say it's Waffle House all day for a lot of reasons. All day, everything. Get your life together. Rebecca Wilhelm. Quote, I feel like Dose and Josh need to take a road trip together

in order for each other at Waffle House and diners. Love this. Now that. That's wild. That's, yeah. You two on the road would be good. That's like some... Yeah. Like, I don't like the word, I don't like the Bordain comparison, but I think it was some Stanley Tucci find in Italy. But y'all just like, find it south.

Bro, Stanley Tucci can still get it. Okay, now that was needed to take. I'm just full up the next comment. You need to know. You all try to act like. Stanley Tucci, if you listen, and the Daily Show offices are located at the corner of the left. I'm a Louisiana girl, team Waffle House. Love you, Josh, but I'm with D. Waffle House for the win.

I like to watch my food being fixed. When a hurricane shut down the whole city down for weeks, Waffle House was still open and we were able to eat and charge our gadgets. All-star breakfast, scrambled eggs, baking grist with cheese, toast and a piquan waffle. Let me tell you something. We talked about the Waffle House index and the fact that the government uses a Waffle House to figure out how dangerous and what's going on in a city when a hurricane when the Lord himself has spun through your city and made everything stoke a fucking wet. How dare you? How dare you? You know what Josh? This lets me know that you don't, you don't support

convicted felons. That's what that means. Because nobody supports someone. No one keeps recidivism down better than a waffle house. Here's the thing with diners that I think. That I can't appreciate that I think that I think Josh is also gravitating towards. It's a more communal experience. And this is having worked at a Shonies, worked at getting around. Shonies ain't none but a diner, low-key. It's just a diner that's, I'm just saying it was marketed as a family restaurant. But it's straight up Denny's the Dynie's the dine. It's straight up.

Is Denny the diner? Yeah, Denny It's a high end diner. Denny's is a diner? The seats are too comfortable so it makes you think it's not a diner. But it's diner vies. Because I've been all these diners here and I can tell you I'm very unimpressed. The songwriting cat, why is there so much attacking Josh in this, in these comments. I feel like Josh lost when he was describing his diner order. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thine. thine. thine. thine. thine. thine. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. thin. I's. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. I's is is is is. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t t t t t t t t t ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. I's th. It's. It's. It's order and I remembered how many times he's admitted to having food poisoning. Yo people really listen to this podcast. Yeah, yeah, I mean the food poisoning was on my other podcast.

So yeah, I think that's a crossover. Yeah, this is a fan. Yeah, it's been quite a few. It's been it's been a lot, you know, because I'll get adventurous. Listen, I saw you fight a piece of fish in Miami. I mean, I just think diners, it just, it all is what it is. You're not going for any real experience. All I'm saying is that I know diner food can't be fresh because there's too much stuff on the menu. Yeah, it's too many options. It's too many options. Like I said, you cannot have a full turkey dinner.

So stuffing, cranberry sauce, gravy, all the, so you have a turkey dinner and fixings. It's July. Yeah, you just got dressing in the cut like that? Because I know y'all ain't made this dressing fresh today. I mean maybe y'all need to hope hope to hope to hope to hope to hope to hope to hope to hope to hope their to hope to hope their to hope their to hope.. to hope their their to hope to hope Okay maybe y'all need to hope for something bigger. Listen, all right? You eat that. You eat some dressing in July. It's going to open your ass. Look, I'm... Your stomach is close for business on a regular basis so I can't even... I eat at Waffle House, says Ajak. When I like to have my food. I like it with a side of danger

Now listen have I been to a Waffle House and seen a fight a fight in a bar? Yes have I also seen a fight in a Benigan's absolutely. Yeah, I think Waffle House gets a bad rap on them. They act like they're the only restaurant that has fights. Wait wait wait wait a bad rap though have you ever been in a sports lounge? I've seen. I've been to bad rap on the house. They act like they're the only restaurant that has fights. Wait, wait, wait, a bad rap though. Have you ever been to a sports lounge? I've been to Google Burger King fight. Burger King fight almost nearly as many results as waffle house. So it goes to me, it goes from searching the fights. I love fights every weekend. You do like the fights in the middle of the week week. And I th. And I th. th. And I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the thi. the the the thi the the the thouse. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the th. I I thou. I thou. I thou. I thou. I thou. thou. thou. thou. thou. thou. thou. thou. thou. thou. thou. thou. I thou. I th. I've th. I've th. I watch the fights every weekend. And then I watch the fights in the middle of the week and I'll watch the Waffle House fights, the Burger King fights. It goes McDonald's because they have the most

locations. Burger King because they have some of the, they have the angriest employees and also the customers at Burger King really are a little bit trained. Like when the fight kicks off at Burger King, there's leg kicks thrown, there's like attempts at chokes and stuff. Waffle House. Dude, the fight like a judge. Let's go to the card.

Waffle House, Waffle House feels like it has more of a street fighter vibe. Yeah, because you'll see little Hadukin's throne you'll you'll see like jumps you'll you'll see moves that don't make any sense the waitress who caught the chair that waitress who let me tell you something yeah that girl that girl the white girl the way that white girl caught that chair I was like is she at the house somebody flung a chair at a while house wait at least ten feet and she the the the th th th th th th th th th at th at th at th at th at th at th at the? Somebody flung a chair at a Welfast Waitress from at least 10 feet away and she caught

it by the leg. Caught it by the leg mid-air. The way Thorne catches his hammer and an Avengers. And then threw it back. The way Thorne throws his hammer in and the victim. Let me tell you something. Somebody hire that girl. Her skills are wasted. Now, here's one I need some explaining, because I didn't listen to this episode.

Neoran wrote, Josh, you nasty for that one. I'm not dipping my Spanakopita. Spanacopita and anything except some Tziki. So, Spanacopoda is a Greek dish. So basically, think of, it's a pastry. So think of like,'s layered so it's like like like phylo dough. Yeah so phila dough and then it's a spinach and cream cheese no spinach and fetishes and it's in layered and then it's all encased and like

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To people hear you say, dip the span of copida in the chili. You are a wild man. I love you. But that was a phrase. That was a wild phrase. Dip the spanicopita in the chili. Oh, the Lord can't bless you living like that. I knew people are going to lose their mind. Only thing you're supposed to dip in chili is grilled cheese. Or crackers? Yeah, that's pretty much it. You can dip grilled cheese into the chili.

Yes. I'm just never done it. I don't know. I was always crackers for me. Yeah, I mean, either or but's, I mean, or you dip to grow cheese in the tomato soup. I know people do it. Yeah, yeah, I've done that. It's better. Yeah. Also, oyster crackers.

Are they on oysters? Or is it because they're built-like oyster. Yeah, it's like a puffed out in the middle. Here's a here's one thing I will say in defense of a diner though. Like I do appreciate the fact that you can have multiple options if you don't know what you want. So like when you're drunk, we went one night myself and I can say this publicly, we've talked about it in the past. Myself and a bunch of the impractical jokers, this is pre-daily show. And for whatever reason I always end up at a comedy festival and would hang with them. I love Sal. So it's me, Sal, Jogado and Murp. Q is the responsible one of the four because he's a firefighter.

Oh, the square-headed one with the go-thing. Yeah, he's very much, well, let's do what's right. We were drunk at a Denny's and Phoenix. And when I tell you, we ordered everything, we had breakfast, we had a steak, we had a salad, we had a moons over Miami. Moons over Miami! We had at least 15 different things, and we just sampled from all of them,

and you can't do that at a Waffle House. You can't. Like, Waffle House is very much a lock-in on one thing type of thing. So when you're drunk and your palate expands, and you kind of want chocolate cake, but you kind of want some chili, You kind of want some chili. You kind of want some adventure. Yeah, you go, fuck it. What would it tas shit to chili. Waffa's chili. But Waffa's don't have spanoccoopita.

Waff House ain't turkey and dressing. What do you want chocolate cake and turkey and dressing? You want to throw up because you're drunk? You're fucking irresponsible. Maybe you just like options. Maybe you just like gastric bypass. Also, you're going to bypass all your gastric. Also, the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck type of concession for everybody that you're hanging out with.

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And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. You know what's interesting about YouTube is that you will force people to think about things they've never thought about at a depth that they've never had to analyze it and then actually have an opinion. Chicken soup versus tomato soup, of which I am team chicken soup, because there are enough

varieties of chicken. There's ways to augment and freestyle chicken soup. You can add noodles, you can add extra meat. You can change the viscosity. Tomato state tomato. Let's just see what you two had to say. If we're really bringing chicken noodle soup up up viscosity tomatoes state tomatoes let's just see what you two had to say if we're really bringing chicken noodle soup up against tomato soup that counts everything all right I didn't say chicken chicken I'm talking chicken marinares wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you're saying any liquid that's tomato base tomato is tomato to tomato soup all and anybody like salsa you're counting salsa as as as you the the the the the to to to to to to to to to that to to that to that to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toma the the tomatoes to tomatoes to to to to to to to to to tomatoes toma toma tomato-based. Any liquid tomato is tomato soup, all right? And anybody- Like salsa?

You're counting salsa? As tomato soup. Let's do it, okay? So any tomato-based anything. Tomato soup. Cato soup. Cato soup. Cato soup.

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Tomato soup. So if someone opens a can of ragu, pasta sauce. Okay. Those are in a bowl yeah heats it up tomato soup tomato soup soot I am saying this because I feel like I feel like in the last episode with the diners versus the waffle house what ended up happening because I got eat alive by the way did you yeah yeah which is why the the the last episode to. Yeah which is why the tape the tomatoes the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. the the ttom. tom. tom. the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Waffle House what ended up happening because I got to eat alive by the way. Did you? Yeah, which is why now, A, everything is tomato soup. We're going all tomato soup, okay?

I will not lose again. And you flew too close to the sun, I'm sorry. Your wings melted, you understand? Them feathers fell from the sky like a goose that got hit by a plane. I think that's the thing though, but that's a fair point that Josh brings up. Tomato soup is just a base in the viscosity or whatever, right? But once you add onions and carrots and they'll cookers... Have you tried to make it?

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So I feel like what was actually happening. Is that Roy is the first person to truly see what I was acting like I was crazy. No. All right? No, no, no. But Roy didn't say, ketchup was tomato soup. He just said if you add real like vegetables to, because like there's a rustic, there's more rustic types of tomato soup now, where if you keep messing with it, it's going to be marinaura sauce. Correct. It's a little thicker thicker thicker thicker thicker thic thicker thicicicicic thicker thic thicker thic thicker thic thicker thic thicker thic. thic. thic. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's a that's a that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to they. they. they. the they. they. the to the. to to to the. to to to the. to to ththicker and lumpier but it's still just tomatoes. I was here I also heard what Roy said what Roy said it okay. If you take chicken soup if you took chicken soup and put noodles in it it is chicken noodle soup it stays soup if you put noodles in tomatoes

it's pasta which somehow the pasta takes precedent you see what I'm saying? Yes Yes exactly the soup is diminished because the pasta takes precedent. Do you see what I'm saying? Yes, yes, exactly. The soup is diminished because the pasta showed up. Because, because when I said that... Because that's why you say the tomato soup is better? Because it can't, because you put one thing in and it becomes something else? No, no, I'm not even talking about better their soup. Yeah, I'm not even the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the title of soup when it becomes something else. You're saying that no matter what it is, it's always going to be soup.

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Let me, if you don't, you have, not only do you have to go to Southern church. Because I don't know if Yankees have intercessory prayer. Somebody is waking up at 6 a.m. to pray for you, Josh. And I appreciate it, all right? But we've already established what happened. What? I wasn't running around the streets of New York saying that ketchup is tomato soup.

Like the British were coming? My back was against the wall. Your back had plenty of space. And I had to fight back. And so we ended up with a little bit of like- No, no, no, no, no. I was testing how far you would go. You said anything to tomato-based. Yeah. Because I said ketchup.

You could have say ketchup. No, you can say ketchup, ketchup is too far. And I'd have gone, you're right, and thank you for coming back. You, coming back, okay. You, Wily, Coyote, jumped off a cliff. And that's why point of sounding ridiculous. What about purple ketchup? Is that still tomato soup? That's just food coloring. So it's the same as before purple ketchup? Yeah, why don't they make ketchup from green tomatoes? I don't think it has a right sugar contact.

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Or were you saying these things because you actually believe them? I'm saying these things to make a point that helps tomato soup keep up with chicken soup. Because exactly what Roy is saying, the tip is you you said it yourself. I remember you made a very great point that every culture over time has had chicken soup right but what I'm saying is that those same cultures had tomato soup but they didn't know it because what we do it culture had tomatoes. Not everybody had chickens. Not not every culture had

tomatoes but tomato soup was coming through with a lot more than just that one blended Campbell's can. Tomato as a whole serving the culinary palette across different cultures is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying that a lot of cultures didn't. Didn't have tomatoes, I understand. But as soon as they did, though, they would they make, little bit of salsa what they make a little bit of spaghetti what did they make tomato soup I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying there are more cultures that have chicken soup than have tomato soup and I can't fight you on that I'm just try to show you it's not one versus ten you know

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You understand? Summertime beach. We're not supposed to even be in this climate finally somebody standing up for Josh spwaf writes that's the person that house spwaf yeah that's running did you write this comment no that wasn't me why why would it this is the first time anybody's been accused of writing one the comments and it's me and it's for some backing up what I'm saying wait Joshua is kind of right technically all that stuff that's that? th th th th th th th th th th th th th that stuff that stuff th that stuff that stuff th th th that stuff th th th that stuff that stuff that that that that stuff that's that's that's that's that's that's that that's th it's for something backing up what I'm saying Wait, Joshua is kind of right Technically all that stuff is tomato soup

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Yeah. How are we mean? It's literally just a change in the level of of of water and salt vinegar and sugar. So then isn't everything ketchup then? No you have with a spoon? You can eat ketchup with a spoon? That depends on how you look at it. You can eat salsa with a spoon. Okay. Then how is everything not salsa? If you want to reverse things? That's that's up to you? I'm just saying what I'm saying is how is everything not everything? How is everything? the the the the......... the the the. the the. the. If if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if the. If? the. If the. If the. If. If the. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If, the. If the. If, the. If, the. If, the. If, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the reverse things, that's up to you. I'm just saying we were arguing. How is everything not marineris? Well, the episode wasn't chicken soup versus ketchup. It was chicken soup versus tomato soup. Then I can just say chicken soup is ramen.

Then I can just say chicken soup is ramen. It's ramen with less noodles. But you don't have to put noodles in chicken. Everything is noodles. If you don't put ramen in noodles. I don't have to have, no, it says who? Who set these rules? It's ramen. That's like saying you can have spaghetti without having noodles. You can't have spaghetti, you just have poverty.

I see why you do this every episode this shit is fun bro. You're looking for riling her up for no reason. I'm not riled up. You can't have ramen soup without the noodles. You can't have spaghetti without noodles. Look can't you have lasagna if there's no noodles? It's like you can't win with her. It's like she's always ready. Yeah. You can't. I have a brother bro. I have a brother bro. See the thing thing th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th th th th th. You th th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. I tho. I to tho. I tho. I bro. Yeah. See the thing about this is what y'all don't remember is Josh has no siblings. Oh. You coming in at a disadvantage. Truly. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Fighting for my life. What did you tell me all my life I had to fight? Is this Matilde? Matilda Vargon. In his evil, must be evil. Desired to win at any cost. Josh has gone too far. All caps. That's the only sensible reaction anyone could have to his silly self in this debate. Chicken soup win.

Not his silly self in this debate. Chicken soup win. Not his silly self. Yeah. Listen, Josh, I applaud you for being willing to take up this mantle. Because you knew it was wild when you said it. Well, look, we could, we could go on to another episode. We could go on to a whole other episode. We probably should. Where I'm at least making... I've never been called evil. Not to my face.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the the to the to to the to to the to the to the the the the the the thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. the th. thi. thi. thi. the'm at least making... I've never been called evil. Not to my face. Well, not on the

internet. Well, nonetheless, this has been a joy for you all to have me here and listen to you to go back and forth. Yeah, we did it. Listen, Josh, you know how to wrap us up. Well that wraps up our season finale of Hold Up. Dolce and I can't thank you enough for tuning in each week, sharing your love for the show, and even helping us decide which topics to debate and get way, way too mad about. We're about to take a little break, resting, recuperating. That's a lie. We're grinding, right you already know we won't stop we can't stop feel free to bringe all hold up episodes on Apple podcast Spotify or wherever you get your podcast while you're in there make sure to check out our other shows

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