The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Exercise Bikes vs. Actual Bikes - Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

Episode Date: October 14, 2022

What’s a better way to stay in shape: exercise bikes or actual bikes? A sunny day and a scenic route gives you the full, bike riding experience. But wouldn’t it be better to have a Peloton to use in the comfort of your own home? Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson debate the two primary forms of cycling.  Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan and Josh Johnson is a new podcast from The Daily Show. Check out more episodes of Hold Up wherever you get your podcasts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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there. Anyway, two of my good friends, Daily Show correspondent, Dolce Sloan, and Daily Show writer Josh Johnson, are known around the building for their water cooler conversations. And they turned it into a podcast. This is your chance to hear these two people go back and forth the way we get to hear it all the time in the hallway. The podcast is called up. Hold Up. Have a listen. Hey everybody, welcome to Hold Up. We are the show that brings you the hard-hitting topics that you don't think hit hard, but we know do. You know, it's a big opinions about small things. It's things that make us upset that you probably haven't even thought of. We go against each other every episode. I'm Josh Johnson, writer for the Daily Show, joined by Doolsay Sloan, correspondent

for the Daily Show and one of my best friends. Yeah, I am? Yeah, I mean, wow. I guess if you have to ask, then like, no, no, no, you know, sometimes you realize that like the way you think about people is it always the way they think about you. So like I consider to to say you to say you to you to to you to you to to to you to to you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes. their their their. their their their the realize that like the way you think about people isn't always the way they think about you. So like I consider you one of my best friends, but you're always glad to hear it when somebody says it out loud. The confirmation is nice. I get you because honestly, this is the other thing. I've watched it happen at real time where it's like, oh man, that's my best friend. Yeah, I mean, we cool. I this this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other other other other other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other. I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was the other. I was the other. I was the other. I was the other. I was the other. I was the other. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was thing. I was thing. I've thing. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've the other the other. I've the other. I've the my best friend. He's like, yeah, me, we cool. It's, ooh. Listen, I was sitting there, I was at a show,

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with a fierce debate that both of us feel pretty strongly about exercise bikes versus bike rides. So at home bikes versus cycling out in the world. Okay, now, listen, what side are you on? I'll tell you right now I'm on the side of bike rides out in the world. Okay, I am on this side of indoor bikes. As someone who works in this industry, my face is very important. And I have been on a bike as an adult and was very worried about my face the entire time. When you're riding a bike to your neighbor as a kid, like I would do this like sometimes if I was on my bike and my mom would come on from work.

I would like try to like race my mom while she was in the car. This woman had every ability to beat me she's in a car but she would always like be like I almost got me and I was like I looked at her was like you can go a hundred miles an hour I don't I want to play this game with you she's like not in this neighborhood I'm like you're, but like riding a bike as a kid one your body is way more Uh, Your body is younger your body is more supple. Okay. Yeah, you bounce back like I still have a scar on like my right arm from falling off a bike. Mm-hmm. Like I still have like falling off bike scars and stuff like that, but like if you fell off a bike in your neighborhood It wasn't like detrimental but like, if you fell off a bike in your neighborhood, it wasn't like detrimental,

but like, we both know grown adults. In New York, the number of people that I know that have been, and they said they were hit by a parked car, which, the logistics on that don't make any sense to me. I have a hair stylist who, someone on a bike ran into her and broke her arm. Geez. And I was like how fucking fast was someone going on a bike? So it's like, think about like the number of times you try to call like that bike lane in New York, like trying to get out of a car or trying to cross the street. This fuck is a lawless. They're trying to take you out. Then there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the street. These fuck are lawless. They're trying to take you out. Then there's the electric bikes now, which is just like a fancy moped. I don't care what anybody says.

But like, I know people that's like, remember the dude who broke, we know who broke both of his elbows, it was basically in half a hula hoop? Yes, yes. I do know, yeah. So this losers and a half of Hulu because he didn't want to take a car. He thought he was too good for the subway. I mean, the subway is a hellhole. It should be again filled with concrete and ended immediately. But it's like- I feel like you're coming from a place of fear, all right?

No, I'm not, it's not about fear. It's people have died on a bike too many people because like there's a childhood nostalgia like going to a corner store whatever like I had fun riding bikes as a kid but I was also in a suburban neighborhood we were riding down like streets that didn't have people roaring down them we were riding through cul-de-sacs we were like in nice area where people had decent jobs like I wasn't delivering food in a city. It's just like, once you put a bike in a city, the whole game changes.

Okay, but I think that you're assuming I'm talking about just riding bikes in New York. I'm talking about outdoor cycling. I'm talking about being in nature, being one with the elements. Okay? I feel like exercise bikes is too stationary. Huh? Something like riding trails and stuff? I'm talking about any bike riding outside. You know, exercise bikes, they're limited. Okay? They don't actually give you the full bike ride experience. You're doing all that pedaling to go nowhere. You're doing all that pedaling to get off and still be in your living room. You you, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, okay, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, t, t, t, t, t, t, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, peddling to get off and still be in your living room you're not talking about biking in a city because we both know that's a dangerous dangerous situation I mean I'm talking about all of it I I see some people bike in the

city that impressed me very much now maybe they get car-dored once a year but there are people that have navigated this city with a bike the entire year. Anytime you order food, that's usually a bike. That's usually a dude on a bike, living a fast lane lifestyle. Or a little man on a little like little scooter vespa kind of situation. Why does he have to be little? No, he's not little. The thing is little. Oh, I thought you were saying a little man on little vest but I was like no. Because I've seen men who they both have to be little? No, because I've seen men who are too big to be on him and that's my favorite. There's nothing like a man that's too big to be on the bike he's on.

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So I should promote his business if you're in the Great State of business. If you're in the Great State of Georgia. If you're in the Great State of Georgia and you need a bike? Yes, go to Jarrett's Place, bike park. Hey, if you didn't think I was going to get on here, you got your damn mind. Also the last time I was on here, I should have promoted the one woman show, producing, don't reach in the bag, written by, and the, and the, and the, and the great, and the great, and the great, and the great, and the great, and the great, and starring, and starring, and starring, and starring, and starring, and starring, and th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, if th. If the great, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if the great, if the great, if I. the great, the great, I. the great, I. the great, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the that the the the that the the that the the threate. the that that threatea. that that that the last time I was on here, I should have promoted the one woman show, producing Don't Reach in the Bag, written by and starring, Shilay was sharp. So that's my own fault. It's my own fault. It's my own fault.

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I'm like, that don't seem good either. Mountains are very, very, angular. They're very much not for. This feels like you have a point, but then you didn't quite formulate all the sentences structure together so now you're like you know mountains they got those curves that's hard like you've ever gone like a hiking trail mm-hmm you've gone hiking before and been like oh this is very precarious and that's on the feet that God gave you you understand so it's like if it's precarious on these two here feet, it's got to be more precarious when I put wheels into it. So it's like

it just there's so much danger. It just seems so dangerous to like be in these places and you know it's not fear. It's precautionary, it's danger. It's me wanting to to keep my face. All of the teeth that you have all the the the teeth. the you. the you. you. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's, thi. that's, that's, thi. that's, thi. that's, that's, that's, that's not, thi, that's not, thi, thiol-I's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's, that's, that's, thiol-I I I's, it's got, it's, it's, it's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's got got thi's got thi's got thi's got thiaa. thia's got got thia. thia. theeeea. I's got got got got teeth that you have are all the teeth you're gonna have. You understand? I mean that's not really true lots of people got fake teeth now. That's what I'm about to say you lost your baby teeth and these new teeth came in and like hey he's the only mouth bones which is first of all them can't. Which is first of all the ones can't describe teeth like that that, and that's that's that's, I heard the one describe teeth like that and it fucked me up so bad. It makes me not want you, mouth bones? Teeth are bones!

I know, but woof. Thank you! Isn't it weird? Isn't it weird? So this is where I'm gonna come at you right now with the logic you came at me with last episode where you were like, hey, you're not making points for diners. You're over here just attacking Walthouse. That's, I mean, that's how I'm feeling right now. You're just talking about the downsides

of riding bikes outside. I'm not hearing any great points about these exercise bikes, sitting down, looking like clothes, lo-rise skirt holders all in American homes. Low-rived skirt road holders is hilarious. Listen, I'm just saying that if you, Peloton seems to have changed the game, right? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Because before we were just on these stationary bikes, watching TV, right?

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in the crotch, nothing, some lips might hurt, but I'm not breaking things. Like these boy bikes, because I had guy friends growing up, they would run over something in their bikes, they would hit something or whatever, and like this straight across bar would cause some problems. I just thought it never made sense. Also it didn't make sense for there be different designs for girl and boy their to ba and boy, their, thages, thages, thages, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm thi. I'm thi. I thi. I had, thi. I had, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's thi's thi. I had thi. I had So from what I was told by my grandmother when I asked this question when I was little, the dip was because, especially back in the day, a lot of women would ride bites and skirts. So if they didn't have to lift their leg over the bar and they could just lift their leg

over the lowered bar, they wouldn't flip their skirt in the air, whereas the boys always wore pants and jeans so nobody cares, they flip their leg over. Wow! Dude, shout out to your grandma? Yeah, just grandmas be knowing stuff. She's a blessing, truly. Tell her, I said, hey. Because when I asked my mother, she was like, girl, I. No. Ha ha ha. Finding great candidates to hire can be like trying to find a needle in a haystack. You might get a lot of resumes, but not enough candidates with the right skills or experience.

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No, I like that you can see the different landscapes and stuff like that. Not everybody can choose the class part. That sounds like it costs extra. Oh, it does cause extra. Yeah. But I thought that's what you meant when you were like that changed the game because they changed the game through community. I thou they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th changed the game because they put a screen on it bitch. I don't know if they were the first.

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So if your arms are sweating and you're flailing your arms about. Now, someone can definitely flick sweat on you. That's a I'm talking about. Okay, I thought that you were talking about just steam coming off of somebody. No, not like a cartoon. I'm talking about like the slit, like the, you know, you got your arms going and then there's sweat getting flicked.

And you got 30 people flicking sweat. I don't sweat like that. But I have seen people flick some sweat. you know what let me go to the next row. So let me both tell you okay so I'll let me I'll go back to the unicycle thing first and then I'll tell you about the exercise class thing. So with the unicycle thing it was two dudes on a unicycle each in Brooklyn. They both have their own unicycle. They both have their own unicycle. Oh! Did you think did you think they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. tho. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to the toe. the toe. the the their. their. their. their their thought you think did you think they were holding hands? I know what I'm saying is you said two dudes on a unicycle. Yeah. So I thought it was two dudes on a unicycle that's why I said where they stacked up like kids at a

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hipster day like he's just looking around. The other guy sees him coming and and it's like hey hey hey hey hey and then they perfectly run into each other. Perfectly, it's like the wheels come together first and then the body's it. For a split second, they were a bicycle. And those bid... For a split second they were a tandem bike? Those beds scissored in the air and then fell down. My question is the guy that saw it coming, why did he not move? I don't think he really got control of that unicycle. I think that they're actually there each other's yin-yang

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it's like a car with no power of steering fluid. It's like you just have to body this thing. That's always how like, unicycle always like you just have to scooch. Like you're just sliding across a really big booth in a restaurant, looks to be how you turn on a unicycle, and it all seems very dangerous to me. Yeah, I think that- Like too dangerous? I think unicycling outside, if that was the argument, you'd have me, but cycling outside.

Well, okay, what about unicycling inside? Unicycling inside means you just don't care about your stuff. What do you mean? Like you're gonna fall and you're gonna fall on your own stuff. No, it's a stationary bike, so it's a stationary unicycle. A stationary unicycle? I guess, I guess if you're already not going anywhere, that does make sense. Have you seen the under desk bikes?

Yes, and I don't... Tell me what you think about these things. I don't know if I believe them. Because I don't know if I do either. I think that when you just are kicking, to me, there's something about being on exercise bike and cycling outside where a body is already positioned to like really throttle that pedal, you know? Like you're really able to kick it as far as possible until it comes back around until you can do it again.

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If you saw a car that could just fully drive on its side you'd be like I don't don't know if I need that. I think I'm good with all four wheels on the ground sitting horizontal. You talk about a car that just always existed just on two wheels? Yeah, I think if a car just was on two wheels driving sideways down the street, I'd be like they're in danger. And that's how that lay down bike makes me feel. Because like I like the trikes but like the ones where you're like sitting down also I guess that to me it still feels like one I'm sure it's much better for your back. What? They'll sit down bikes than being on like a regular ass bike. Oh maybe maybe so. I I don't know about that. My thing is it looks like you are lost.

Like there's never a time where I've seen someone use it where I was like, man, they're burning calories and working. Crazy. Every time I've seen it, I've been like, you look crazy. Just imagine kicking under your desk like a baby all day to burn six calories. I mean, that's why I don't like sitting in really high chairs at restaurants because I don't like to eat where my feet can swing. Well, this feels like a different problem. I don't know. It's like, you know, when you're just, my legs aren't, it just feels like, you know, like you sit on like a really like high chair and your legs can swing, you just

don't feel like grounded. Okay. I'm a short person, so I'm five four and nobody will believe me. Because all my friends are like, I thought you were taller than that. I was like, I don't know what that's supposed to be. Are you, you're 5-4? Mm-hmm. I'm 5-4-and-a-half. You know what it is?

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was trying to smash? You know there was somebody that was like shut up? I saw this TikTok where I guess this guy was being like they gave Paul Revere who was going to her like hey girl you know the British is coming right okay? Okay, goodness, like it was this, it was hilarious. Just like, like, it sounds like magic. Girl, girl, the British, I mean, they come in. And I laughed so hard. So, like, when you think about these like little things, history, because it's like, everything's fucked up.

So you can just take some little things, like something silly is like Paul Revere just like I don't know Ben Franklin that damn kite just out I'll tell you right now Paul Revere probably would have had an even smoother ride on a bike he would end up and the best ride in a car what we're talking about yeah yeah but you can't just bring cars into it. You know what we're here to do. You out here, and if he had a jet, if he had a private jet, then you know what I'm talking about.

Imagine if he had a drone, it was a- and then you undercut it with nonsense. But isn't that what I do? Like it's... Like it's... That's what I always do. You make a valid point and then I undercut it with not. That's what... I bring it to you every episode. What are you confused about?

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If you can give me somewhere flat ground, no obstacles, no car doors, no grown men on a penny farthing and a dirty beard. Joe, did you read the article? Most men's beards are disgusting. Yeah, I mean, I didn't expect them to be clean. And that was our fault. That was our faults. You expected men to not be men, idiots. Not to say that all men aren't clean.

I'm just saying that the ones that they've talked to who seem to have beards are out here giving people face rash. But I digest. So we've got... I've been doing that for years. You were literally like one of like four people who was caught it. You know? Most people probably just think that I'm dumb. No, no, I'm just paying attention, you know. Thank you so much. Because when people don't catch it. I'm just like, do you not know I'm wrong or do you know what? It is wild that you say it but you judge people. that you judge people. thi? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I, I, I, I, I, no, I, no, I, no, I, I, I, no, no, no, no, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I, no, no, I, I'm, no, no, I'm th, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm th, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I I, I, I I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm catch it. I'm just like, do you not know I'm wrong or do you not? It is wild that you say it but that you judge people. Not judge. Not judge. I just want to see if I go, hey, wait a did she? Did she? I feel like without being a judgey person. I feel like there are instances that are quite

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So, those things are very hard to get out of. So I know of a person who was trying to like really get out of them, like wiggle out and everything but their feet were stuck. They're also very tired from the ride that they just had. And so then they fell, they're very they're very they're very their they're very their they're very they're very they're very their they're very their they're very they're very they're very their their their they tired tired tired tired thired thired thired thired thired tired tired tired from thired from their thired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired tired thired their their their they're very their they're very they're very they're very they're very they're very their thired thir ti. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. ti. ti. ti. t then they fell, they like stood up but fell backwards and fell off the bike backwards. And so now their feet just locked in. Like now they're just, now someone has to come find them. Like now they're at it.

Oh, yeah. I was talking with Logan about this because I was like, what do you do with that situation? And Logan is who is who? Logan is my buddy. Logan and I do the Josh Johnson show together. And the Josh Johnson show is what? Oh, it's my podcast. I do this podcast with you and I. Always be promoting!

Josh Johnson has another podcast called the Josh Johnson show. Hope we don't cut this out. Hope we don't cut out the promotion for my friend Jared. Listen, we can promote other things. We can do commercial breaks and drops and shit. So listen, Josh, I understand how nice it is to ride a bike. Listen, I was on a date on a bike, uh, I think, and then I think after that, the dude, might just to have my credit card information, but that's even here nor there. So I was on a date on a bike through Central Park. Mm-hmm. And I was talking to one of my friends about it.

And she was like, you went to get ice cream? And then you wrote a bike through Central Park in this day. She's like, bitch, we had a Drew Barrymore date where you want. And I was like, it's a great real romcom date that I was on but I never saw that man again one of the reasons that he had duck teeth second reason think it might have sold a credit card but that's not that's how do you how do you think a person stole your credit card where they're not charges that what you don't recognize it's they because my my card company sent me a new card like out of no way and like I remember like I than to the try the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th to to to to to to to to their their to to to to to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tra. their their their their their their their we were on the day and I had somebody in my card and then I said to sign for it on a package this was like you know This was the summer of like 2020 we were just like startly slowly

I've got to do everything outside and I remember saying to me is that always how you sign your name and I was like what? Man you know your birthday is such an interesting number. Is it also your pen? Right, and then like literally like a month later, I got a new card. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, I mean, maybe he stole your credit card.

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Okay. Because there are no cars. Mm-hmm. The ground is even. You're not trying to go up a mountain. There's no bike jumps. There's not doing this BMX extreme sports X games shit. Because like all those bike tricks and things are really cool. Lowrider bikes, very cool. But like, I think for me, if you can give me a bike in a controlled situation, like a bike where I'm not going to be, I'm not facing all of these road hazards, there's no loose gravel, all of these things.

If you could give me just a nice cul-de-sac, or maybe like an indoor track, even an outdoor track, or a nice park, but something where I'm not dealing with like the hazards of being on a bike. I'd be on a bike outside. The problem is most of the time people are on bikes as an adult, you're not in that situation. You through a whole city that's trying to kill you in any way that it can.

So maybe other cities aren't trying to kill people, but New York is definitely, like New York is a Lake Lanier of cities. It's always trying to kill somebody. So I guess we've come to a slight consensus. You're into exercise bikes mostly because of the controlled environment. But if you get the right conditions outside, you'll go for a regular bike ride. If you can get me park on like a nice day. Mm-hmm. And a helmet. And a face shield, I get on a bike. Gotcha, gotcha. I get on the bike.

I like being like being outside on a bike as nice, but it's like there's too many ways to die on a bike. And I can concede that an exercise bike inside is better for tracking progress and making sure you're keeping pace. Because when you get tired on a bike outside and you're doing it for exercise, you just give yourself that little bit to slow down. But on an exercise bike when you're on like a peloton, you can tell that you're dipping in your cadence, you know? Plus the other thing is like if you're on a bike outside outside outside outside outside outside outside outside outside outside outside...... I I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. thi. to to to thi. the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. to to to thi. to to to ty. to to try. to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. the other thing is like if you're on a bike outside for exercise you're traveling a distance. So like if you go five miles from your

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you're like, they don't know how to ride a bike. No and they're probably just tired. I get that they're just tired from cycling as much they've been cycling but another part of you is like you have a bike it's like being on the train in your car. You have a means of transportation. What are you doing now? You have other wheels why are you on these wheels? Get off these wheels. I don't have those wheels. I have these wheels. thie. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the. to they're to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. tho. the. tho. the. I don't have those wheels, I have these wheels, get off these wheels. That does make sense. Yeah, it's because now they have those tiny bikes that you can like fold up so you can bring them on the train with you. But then when you see a grown man on one of those, I'm just like, you're not comfortable with, seeing you on this bike. So now there's really nothing to do but to give it to you the listener to let us know in the comments, let us know in your write-ins, how do you feel exercise bike versus biking outside, just regular, you know, cycling in the world with nature. We appreciate you listening very much.

I'm Josh Johnson. And I'm Dulce Sloan. And we're here with Hold Up. We're here every week and we look forward to holding you up in the future. RIP Jack Knight, we love you. Listen to Hold Up wherever you get your podcast and watch the video version at Daily Show.com, backslash, hold up. This has been a Comedy Central Podcast.