The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Eye on Australia: Animals, Ronny Chieng & Mandatory Voting

Episode Date: September 3, 2021

In Australia, a massive cow becomes a viral sensation, Ronny Chieng explores the country's mandatory voting policy, and high school students take on greedy pharmaceutical heads. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We have to talk about the big news of the day. And I meanthe big news of the day. And I mean big news. A man in Australia believes he owns the largest steer in the country. So this is the herd. Wait for it. Look at this thing. We're going to see it in just a second. Oh my goodness. Whoa, his name is Nickers. He is six feet, four inches tall, and weighs almost 3,000 pounds. That's almost as tall as Michael Jordan

and as heavy as a mini Cooper. Sweet Jesus. I know there's tons of news happening in the world right now. I know there's Trump. I know there's things in Brexit with Britain. But look at that thing! What is going on in Australia? Why is every animal down under so weird?

Every animal, their ducks have fur, the kangaroos have a built-in tummy purse. Like I feel like Australia's doping all their animals like they're rushing to athletes. This is like some crazy guy in Australia's like, oh yeah, I'm finished with my super spiders. Now I'm like a cow the swords of Michael Jordan. What are you guys doing down there? And honestly, I like, that cow is so glorious, right? I bet it's so glorious that last night the Pope converted to Hinduism. He was like, you know what they're right, cows, man. I've been rolling with Jesus for too long. Now, when I when I when I th when I tho tho th th, when I th, when I th, when I th, when I th, when I th, when I th, when I th, when I th, when I th, when I th, when I th, when I th, tho, tho, tho, this is like, I'm like, tho, tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, tho, I'm tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this is like, thee, theeeeeean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean. It's is just just just thean thean thean thean., when I saw this giant cow, the first thing I thought was, this is some dog weed.

But a lot of other people saw that cow, and they took it to a really dark place. Now, his massive size is also what saved him. Nickers is too big for the meat processing facility, so he will live out his life with his herd. He's too heavy for the abattoir, so he'll live out his days in the paddock. Unfortunately, some bad news if you like an extra big tea bone steak. Why are you trying to eat the giant cow?

The world only has one giant cow, and your only thought is supersized me. Just eat two normal cows. It tasks the same. Why people people he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he two normal cows. It tastes the same. Why people try to kill the cow? And you know what, luckily even if they want to, they can't kill him. He cannot fit inside the Abbottspa. Which by the way, such a white people problem to have. Because in Africa they'll be like, no, we can't kill that cow. Don't worry about the machine. We can't kill that cow. But luckily in Australia, they can't kill him. Yeah. So Nickers, the cow, can do whatever he wants. Like, what are you going to do about it? He's unkillable. Yeah. Like, I'm hoping that one day the farmer is going to come home. She's going to find

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When all this went down, I came here to pet a quaila bear, and all this stuff started happening, so I'm stuck in a hotel room right now, and I spent like $2,000 on mini- bar peanuts. Damn. Yeah, yeah. That's, you gotta be careful down there and there's a lot of corona cases down there. Yeah, it's increasing just like everywhere but don't worry. I've been tested. Wait, are you being, like are you being serious?

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I did every exam I could in that place. Wow, okay. That sounds unnecessary. I don't know why you did the pregnancy test. Oh, but you'll be glad to know that I'm not pregnant, by the way. Well, I mean, to be pregnant. I'm also not whatever the PAPS knew a test. I'm not that either. I don't think it's testing for a thing to be. I think that... Well, look...

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Yeah, but not, it feels like, uh, it feels like someone's trying to scratch your brain. Damn, oh, that sucks. Well, I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry that you're stuck in a hotel distancing. I'm sorry that now, that that that you you you you you you you you you you's you's that that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's thii's they're they're they're the pain. No, no, I'm fine man. I love social distancing. I love this is my jam. I love this stuff. I got to watch TV all day.

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That is a broken system. Some politics nerds are proposing a solution. Jury duty and taxes are mandatory, so why not voting? But America is the land of the free, where the whole point is to do anything you want, even dressed up as fat Ironman in Times Square on a Tuesday afternoon. So can you really force Americans to vote? Do you think in America voting should be compulsory? I think it should, but it's not going to happen because people won't even wear masks.

If we were told to do something, at this point, exactly, fuck it, we wouldn't do it. Do you think America would ever accept mandatory voting? Definitely not. Why not? Because Americans are lazy in general. America is the land of the free. People come here because it's a free place. And that includes the freedom to not participate? Yeah, pretty much. Do you think mandatory voting can happen in America? No. I do not. I do not. I think that American values are like a toxic version of what freedom is. Isn't that what makes America great? It's not so great at the moment.

Maybe Americans think it's impossible, but mandatory voting does exist in 22, including one that's even drunker, crazier and whiter than the US. I'm talking about Australia, where they've had it since 1922. It was quite a small step for Australians to think, well, we want the majority of people to be selecting our government. And that gives it greater legitimacy. So basically in Australia,

you force people to exercise their democratic rights. That's right. I don't think people in Australia regarded as a particularly big deal. You've got to turn up on election day, which is a Saturday. You know, it might take you like 15 minutes and the parents and teachers association will be there selling sausages and that's where we get the term democracy sausage. Okay, for Americans the term democracy sausage has had a bad taste since the Clinton administration. But for Australians, consuming child intestine meat on bread has been a voting tradition since the 1940s. But what about the people who don't think a sausage sizzle is enough incentive to vote?

What kind of punishment do you have to enforce to make it so that over 90% of people go and vote? What, jail time? Public spanking? You have to wear a I didn't thenenenen $20 fine. That's it? That's a bargain, I think. Look, there's big advantages in our system because the political parties don't have to get the vote out. And that means they don't have to appeal to the base. So you don't get the same sort of extreme ideological appeals. And so it makes our democracy, I think, more moderate.

Doesn't that make your election process very boring? Well, it doesn't make it boring. Look, I don't know that that's a problem. For me, what democracy means is that the majority of people participate, and I find the extent of voter suppression in the United States, truly shocking. I don't understand how the Americans can call themselves democracy at all. Damn, political science world star is going to love this. But how do everyday Australians see it?

I took a 25-hour flight and spent two weeks in quarantine just so I could talk to them myself in sunny Brisbane, Australia. What do you feel about the fact that voting is compulsory in Australia? I feel very proud that it is. And for people who don't want to vote, they should go and live somewhere else. Everybody has to decide and they are it's mandatory to vote. So if the result doesn't go your way you can't th th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. the, the, thee. the the the the to to the the to theeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the tho. tho, it's mandatory to vote. So if the result doesn't go your way, you can't complain if we lose, oh we're sad, but at least we've had a chance to vote. And that's it, brother. Done. You just do it. It takes five minutes. You just go in there and get out. No time, no no ever. Just shut the f-up. Just shut the time. What do you the time, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, no, no, just, no the time, just, no the time, just, just, no the time, just, just, just, no the time, just, no the time, just, just, no the time, no the time, just their their the time, no their their their their their their their their their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their, their. their, their. their, their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. We th. their the the th. the the the the the the the the their their their think it's pretty bullshit. Yeah, I'm not a fan of it. We don't care what we vote for

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But for America, the good news is that voter turnout in 2020 is on track to hit record levels. All we needed to get people to vote was to elect Donald Trump. And then guess what? People turn up. We don't need to force people to vote. Well, that's a pretty big price to pay. I'd rather pay a $20 fine than have to put up with President Trump for four years. Tushay, Judu-Judu-J, Judu-J, Judu-J, Judu-Ju-Ju-Ju, Judu, Judu, Judu, Judu, Judu, Judu, Judu, Judu, th, th, th, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, thu, thu, thu, thu. thu, thu, thu. thi, thi, thu. thu. to to to to thu to to to thu thu to thu thu tru tru tru to to to tru Americans will also learn to enjoy the sweet, sweet taste of democracy sausage, as much as our drunk, vote-loving mates down under.

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Pick up for Ronnie Chang. Right. 25 milligram, Darryprin for tuxoplasmosis. I got from my cat. It's not you have to do anything weird to get it. Okay, you just need to have touched cat feces and not wash your hands and then put it in your mouth, which happens more than you think, okay? Okay, so that'll be $45,909.10.

Wait, did you say $45,909 and $10? How is that even possible? How did this medicine become so expensive? I went home to do research? Yes, this is how I do research. It's the future, okay. Deal with it. One tablet of Deraprim used to cost $13.50. The drug maker recently increased the price to $750. Apparently in America, drug companies can do whatever the hell they want. And that's exactly what this asshole did. Remember Montesrelli? He was the one who raised the price of the life-saving drug Darraprint. In response to all of

this attention, are you going to change the price? No. I also found out that a group in Australia managed to replicate the same drug for just two bucks a pill. At that price it's cheaper for me to fly to Australia than to buy it in America. So I did I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did I did it I did it I did it to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to buy it in America. So I did. And guess what? The scientist's responsible were These high school nerds! Meet the young chemist from Sydney Grammar's All Boys High School. Man, I love it. All that time you could have wasted going on dates and having a life, you guys channeled into your science.

Yeah, I guess. What we're trying to do is just to demonstrate that this drug doesn't deserve to be price hikes to $750 a pill. I think like people appreciate it's a bit more now. Except for one guy who went on a tweeting rampage against them when their success started to make headlines. Never ever compare your cook game to mine. Highest yield.

Best purity, most scale, I have the synthesis game on lock. We were able to do this in a school lab with cheap school equipment compared to a fully-fledged facility that he has. And we compared the spectroscopy, we got very high yield, very high purity. So our synthesis game is also on lock, Scrally. Oh snap! They talk science and trash. And at just two bucks a pill, they must be bowling. So, so their theirahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. So, so, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. their, their, th. thi. th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, toge. toge, toge, the. toge, the. their, their, their, their, their, their, they must be bowling! So how did you guys celebrate your newfound wealth? We didn't make money from it.

We're just making it to prove a point, really. Hang on, wait a second. So you created a drug, and you made no money from it? No. What are they teaching you at this school? Science? Well, maybe they should be teaching some basic economics. Why is this magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic stuff this magic stuff this magic stuff basic economics. Why is this magic stuff you made?

There it is. Wonderful little, beautiful white powder. That's it? And how much is that worth? It's about worth of a bit over $100,000. The street value of that is $100,000. In the US, yeah. Can you show me how to make it?

So, we started out with chlorofenolophenylytril, to which we added ethyl propaneuate, potassium, turtutoxet, to get the ketoin nitroxite, to get the ketoinethyl. Then we added guanodinhydrocyloreid and sodium bethothoce. Clearly these kids were only in it for the science and not working on their own. So I arranged to sit down with the real mastermind behind this operation, the hardened criminal that was profiting over these students. Uh, Rani? So the drug lords were actually the scientists, working for the open source malaria cartel, and they were cracking the code behind dozens of drugs, including Deroprint. The aim is to try and make medicines more accessible to people.

It only takes a few steps and high school students can do it. So why is it so expensive? Why is it so expensive? Well, Schrelli bought the marketing rights. It's because of a loophole in the state. The loophole allows this company to charge whatever it likes for this drug? Isn't th isn't th isn't th isn't th isn't th isn't th isn't th isn't th isn't th isn't th isn't th isn't they they they they they they they they they thue they they thue they thue thue thoom they are they th it likes for this drug. Isn't that a good thing they can put that money into making the drug itself better? Well, there's been no development on this medicine for over 60 years. I mean it's off patent. It was invented in the 50s, so there seems to be no reason to raise the price of a drug by over 5,500 percent.

But you guys are sitting on here. I'm not saying stuff for 750 a pill. Okay, we're not animals. Like 500 a pill. But we don't want to. But you could. But we don't want it. For a bunch of geniusers, they should don't know anything about supply and demand. Luckily, I too know smart stuff, which takes us back to where we were. I needed a large supply of pharmaceuticals to bring back

to the states to make a million, I mean save millions of lives and I knew just the people to make it happen. All right listen your Australian genius brats I need drugs lots of drugs keep mixing that go. Why are you in underwear? Look I don't know much about chemistry but I know you got to take a pants off when you do it okay that's basic science. What is this? That's a great beam. But I need a great A. You hear me? I want your synthesis game on lock. If you got something for herpes, I want that. You don't have to do it right now, just write that down for me. I'll take it home and figure it out. Science, bitch! Now that I have my product, keep working. All I had to do was smuggle it into America.

And I had a foolproof plan. Okay, so you take this, right, and you put your pocket. Turns out the best drug mules aren't even mules. Right, that's it. Go. Go and save lives, you beautiful medical marsupials. If you make it to America, meet me in Times Square. Now, do any of you fucking kangaroos know I can get an Uber? Let's talk about animals. They can sit up, they can roll over, and some of them can even sing like Beyonce. But when animals pop up in the news, oftentimes it's because they've done something bad.

So to help us cover the biggest animal stories we turn to our very own daily show animal expert, my Australian cousin with the segment th segment, th segment, th segment, th segment, th segment, th segment, th segment, th segment, th segment, th segment, th segment, the, the, the, the, to to to f-up, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the. to to to to to to to tothe biggest animal stories, we turn to our very own Daily Show Animal Expert, my Australian cousin with the segment he calls, F''eto the show. I'm Australian Trevor and you can tell that I'm Australian because I have a hat. As a wildlife expert, I love animals, but the truth is, some of them are downright dicks. Animals like this kangaroo. Look at this creature, half rabbit, half fanny pack and 100% wanker. And a paraglider gets a rude awakening, get it, while landing in Australia. Take a look. What's up, Skip?

Hey, f-feeh-feehaw. Go away. Go away. A GoPro cam, catching the moment, the angry kangaroo charges at the man. Thankfully, it hopped away seconds later, leaving the man with barely a scratch. Jumping Jaguars at a Jamboree. This bike was just peacefully paragliding, and then this hopping hooligan comes at him like he's Liam Neeson and this guy took his kid. This kangaroo has a particular set of skills, being a dick! That's probably why this kangaroo got fired from the job at the airport. He kept fighting the planes every time they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their j-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-s. their their their their their ch chared. their th-s. th-s. th-s. theajajauu-s. tjageageageageageageageageageageageagear-s. thg-s. their That's probably why this kangaroo got fired from the job at the airport. He kept fighting the planes every time they're trying

to land. And if it's not ass-old kangaroos punching paragliders, it's criminal bears grabbing your garbage. A bear's attempt at dumpster diving ended in furry frustration. It walked up to a Colorado marijuana dispensary looking for some munchies. The bear broke through a fence and started sniffing around. It tried to get into that dumpster, but the dumpster was a bear-resistant container. The bear decided right there to roll it down the street before eventually giving up. What? Whopping wallabies at a wal-mark? This bear stealing a dumpster from marijuana dispensary. That's not only criminal, it's bloody dumb.

Anyone with half a brain knows their pot smokers never leave food behind. There's no food in there, mate. This would be like searching for porn mags at Mike Pence's house. Yeah, he doesn't read porn. He gets off to the LL Bean Winter Catalog. Ah, look at that insulation. But at least that bear had the decency to do this crazy shit at night. Animals in Africa have the unnuded balls to terrorize you during the bloody day. What would you do if an angry elephant charged your jeep during a safari?

This was the scene when a raging elephant charged a safari tour jeep. The stunning video was taken by a tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist tourist the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their,.. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat theat theat theat their the. the, but safari tour jeep. The stunning video was taken by a tourist sitting at the back of the safari's jeep. The driver desperately tried to reverse away from the charging animal, as you can obviously see here. Jumping, Jeffrey Epstein on a pogo stick. That crazy elephant needs to calm down. What's he chasing them? All these nice people wanted to do was barging to home and snap photos of him while he's taking a bath? What's the big deal? If anyone wants to watch Misha, they're welcome. That's why I set up a webcam.

And also, what's the bloke who's live streaming the whole thing? Instead of trying to get followers, mate, you should be calling your mom goodbye. Yeah, busy out there. thus' the the the th's the th's the th's their th's their their their thi's their their thi's thi's their thi's thi's their their thi's their their their their their their their their their tooom- their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the. the. the. the. thto elephants, or you'll end up with a tusk so far up your bum, it becomes an extra tooth, mate! But let me tell you, these safari goers got off with just a scare. In Yellowstone National Park, there's a bison that got a lot closer, and luckily no one was badly hurt. A harrowing experience of a nine-year-inspiring encounter turned to horror. A crowd of curious tours getting a close look at a massive bull bison. Then suddenly, it charges, plowing into a nine-year-old girl, launching her several feet into the air.

The girl rushed to a nearby clinic. Rangers say the child is lucky she was not seriously injured. Diggering dingoes, that bison is a downright prick. How are you going to go flip a poor little girl, you bison? You should be going after her coward parents. Look at them! They ran away faster than a cheetah lad on his child support. Yeah, I'll tell you what mate, that, you're never getting any respect from your kid. Yeah, tomorrow night, that mum will be like, Katie, you left the dishes in the sink. And she'd be like, oh, kind of like how you left me for dad, while they're bisoned, use me as a god-dam hacky sack. Feeck you, Mom. Thanks, Australia, Trevor.

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