The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Happy Hour vs. Brunch | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

Episode Date: March 5, 2023

“My opinion is that happy hour makes life easier and better through discounts, while brunch makes it harder and more bougie for no reason with orange juice and vodka.” - Josh Johnson   “The thing about brunch though is one, your mimosas are bottomless. Also, we have changed the lifestyle when it comes to brunch. Now, it's not just orange juice. We done expanded the juices.” - Dulcé Sloan   It’s happy hour vs. brunch this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.   Hold Up  is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDaily ShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to Comedy Central. What's up, Years Edition, listeners? It's Josh Johnson, writer for the Daily Show. You are about to hear an episode of one of our original Daily Show podcast, Hold Up, hosted by me and Daily Show correspondent, Dulce Sloan. It's where we take our office banter into a weekly war words about topics big and small. In this episode, we debate Happy Happy Hour versus brunch. Which lifestyle do you prefer, one that offers bombless mimosas or Happy Hour specials? Tune in to find out which

side of the debate we each land on. It's a great one and we hope you enjoy it. And if you like the show, check out the Holdup podcast, wherever you get your podcast. Hey everybody, welcome to Hold Up. This is the show with big opinions about nothing, things that mean the world to us that maybe other people don't care about at all. I am one of your hosts. I'm a co-host. My name is Josh Johnson.

I'm a writer for the Daily Show and I am joined by... by. Dulce slown! Brah, bra, bra, bra, bra, brah, brah, insert more noises here. Great. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You rude. Don't be a hater, I'm rude. Make a noise, you can make a noise too, shit. Come on, just go.

Bra, bra, bra, bra. No, negro. Rrat, brack, just go. Bra, bra, bra. No, Negro. Rat, bra, you gotta rar, you gotta ra. He get a ra-brak. You can't, err. I, I, maybe. Try it. Hrrh.

Hrrh. Ha- You can't roll your tongue. I can I can roll but this night with episodes about. No do it we're gonna talk about this to you do it. Rah R R R R R R Ruh. It's it's not working. You can't do it. That's okay a lot of people can't it. It's genetic. Hey you know what, just, give me time. Give me time, it's fine. It's genetic, it's literally genetic, my mom can't do it, but. Crattah, ta, see?

Well, today, on the show, we're gonna be talking about something that's, uh, that's close to both of us. I think people will be surprised be surprised be surprised be surprised be surprised be surprised th be surprised th be surprised thied thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's. that's. that's. that's. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. that's the. thee. thea. that's the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the. th know now there's been 30 some odd episodes to get to know us if you didn't before the show start if you don't know us from stand up if you don't know us from the show you know our personalities now and so I think they're gonna be some shocked faces that we won't see because this is all audio yeah and now it's on the YouTube oh okay this is on. Oh, okay. Yes, it is on YouTube. Yep. All happened. Where are your titties, Josh? I am working on it. Okay? Ever since my injury, I haven't been able to bench the same that I was benching before. You broke your titties.

Today's episode. For those that don't know Josh had it did muscle injury to his pectoral muscles, which is if you don't know the titty muscle. Yes, yes, it is the meat. So today's episode is Happy Hour versus Brunch. By the way, this comic came from Little Sailboat. We check out the comments when you leave them, so shoot us a suggestion on what you want to hear us talk about. Anyway, Dulce.

Get into it. Do you want to tell the people where you land it? No, I think you should start. Okay. All right, I'll start. What I want to do. What I want to do. What I want to do do do do do do do do do where I's gonna be, I want to give the people time to think What do you think Josh picked? What do I think I what do you think I picked? Play the music! Okay, we're done. Joshua. Um, I'm happy hour. Wow, y'all didn't expect that, did you? No, no, you probably didn't, because I don't drink, but I feel like happy hour has more benefits to society than brunch does. Well, I thought it was because of your love of discounted apps. It is partially, but it is half-priced because you can get the

half-price appetizers that at happy hour but you don't have to buy alcohol to get them. I know that this is the other thing is that I that obviously means that you're on the brunch side. Yeah! And my opinion is that happy hour makes life easier and better through discounts, while brunch makes it harder and more bougy for no reason with orange juice and vodka. Okay, first of all, a mimosa is orange juice and champagne. Oh, champagne. Okay, that's my bad. I was thinking of screwdrivers. Yes. But still not worth it. First of all, breakfast on a Sunday. Lasting till 2 p.m. Blessing 2 sometimes 3. I've been places that did brunch till 4 o'clock because they know people party in the city. Right. And church was till 2

almost so you need brunch to go till 4. Right. That's why I don't like the fact. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. the fact. Still. the fact. Still. Still. Still. Still. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still still still still still still still still still still still still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Still. the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the th. S. Still. Still. Still. Still. Still. But. Still. the. Still. Still. Still. the the the the the the city, right? And church was till two almost, so you need brunch to go till four. Right, that's why I don't like the fact that Golden Corral on a Sunday, their breakfast ends at 11, sir, that's only the third hour of church. Yeah, you're trying to miss people with that breakfast. You're missing people. Like the golden crowd, like we were at golden in Atlanta in in in the the the the the the the the the go to Corral, like we were at going crowd in Atlanta and you're like breakfast in there at 11 and my mother went, what? Why? And she literally said, but people are still in church and the

lady went, I know. Yeah. Everybody that worked there knew it was wrong. Mm-hmm. But it was like corporate, like no, even white church in Georgia is still in at 11 Yeah, yeah you got to get people to one o'clock come on now. Yeah at least to get there to get dressed Sunday you supposed to be able to chill and get your breakfast I shouldn't be in a hurry on Sunday to get some videos that sounds wow the thing about the thing about brunch though, is one, your mimosas are bottomless. Also, we have changed the lifestyle when it comes to brunch.

So now it's not just orange juice. We don't expand it to juices, okay? It's not about orange no moat. We are here listen I one day have bottled fomimos and they have pomegranate juice baby girl you know how expensive how pricey Yeah, oh juice did a pomegranate. Oh have you heard that in the Bible it might actually not be an apple that Eve is? the tempt Adam with it's actually a pomegranate. Oh, have you heard that in the Bible it might actually not be an apple that Eve is The tempt Adam with it's actually a pomegranate. That's what I heard too. Yeah, which would be very difficult to bite into That's so crazy.

So you see why they changed it? I think honestly, I think that that's why they got kicked out of the garden is because like Adam bit into a whole pomegranate and the guy was like, you too dumb to be here. This is paradise. What are you doing? You too, you bit right into it. I told you not to eat it at all and then you bit it in the face. I told you not to eat it at all. Anyway, yeah. I told you leave it alone. Maybe it's my pomegrant is so hard to open and it stains your fingers. But I got to, I know how to do it. Sin. You stained with sin. But like just a sin. It's like. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a the. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a.to do it. It's sin. You stained with sin.

Like just a scarlet letter on your fingers. On your fingers. Sticky and guilty. For those of you that don't read anything, uh, you missed all of these references. For those of you that don't read anything, uh, you missed all of these references. Yeah, yeah, this. To the Bible, the scarlet letter, to sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin. the sin. the sin sin. the sin sin. th th th th th th th th the sin. the sin. th th th the sin. th th the sin. th th th th th the sin. the sin. thin. the sin. the sin sin sin. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that I I th. that I tha. that. that tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha of these references. Yeah, yeah. To the Bible, to the Scarlet Letter, to the sin, in general,

get your books up. Call your mama because something is off. So- Get your books up is probably the most ratchet way I've heard. So it'll be told to become literate. You'll get your books up. so would be told to become literate. You'll get your books up! You ain't never read the Prince by Machiavelli? Get your books up.

Oh, you've never read the Count of Monte Cristo? Why don't you get your books up, kid? God, well, there was a lot of books I didn't read because Wishbone was on TV. Yeah, yeah. Wishbone nullified the need lot of books I didn't read because Wishbone was on TV. Yeah, yeah, Wishbone nullified the need to read several books like because yeah, even though Wishbone there's no way that they covered all the details, you still spoiled the whole story because we got the gist. I know it's a thorough. Yeah, I know it was when they did Cyrano DeBursar, I was like, you know what? When they did Ulysses, when they did the Odyssey, I was like, okay, but you know the dog, because the dog can't shoot the arrow because he hadn't have any thumbs.

Oh, so they had the fake little, you remember one more of the fake? Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! To make it look like a dog shot a arrow! I remember they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were th. th. th. th. th. th. they were tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeeean. I thean. I was like theeeean. I was theeeanan. I was theeeeeeee. I was like, they at a arrow. I remember they were doing Romeo and Juliet, my mom walked by and was like, see, you can go too far. You can go too far. Yeah. That's, I mean, my mother fucked with, uh, wishbone who she didn't fuck what was

Clifford. That's when my mother did not. The idea of, you know what it is though? Clifford was a bad influence. Because Clifford they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the they they. they. they. they. they. they, they. I they. I they. I was they. I was they. I was they. I was they. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was th. I was th. I'm. th. th. I'm. too. too. toe. toe. too. toe. toe. to the the the th. I was. I was.though, Clifford was a bad influence. Because Clifford is why to this day you'll go to a friend's house and they got a rabbit dog that doesn't have any home training and everybody thinks it's cute. Because that's what Clifford was. Clifford would destroy a whole town, leave bodies mangled, right? Houses and shambles.

And we were all like, he's big and he's red. Isn't that cute? It's like, nah, no, there's an entire city living under threat of devastation from this dog who is what, a Doberman, a red golden? What is it? A dog? Yeah. And so now I'll go to a friend's house and its dog will be...

pissing on the wall. And they're like, no, no, Pookie, don't. Oh my God, you know, he's a puppy, he's only five. And I'm like, that's so grown. That's so grown. But don't we go by dog years? In that dog, in that dog, in the dog 35? Mm-hmm.

That's just a drunk uncle. Yep. And nobody has home traded all their dogs because we grew up on Clifford and we were like, oh, it's normal for your dog to be a terrorist. Listen, I remember as a little girl. I was like six years old and I came home with a Clifford book and I'm just sitting there like reading a book from the library at school And mom was like, what's this? I say, it's Clifford a big dog? And she goes hmm that dog is too big and then she just walked away. Yeah, but you you're also talking about somebody who had been an adult for too long When you were an adult for enough years, you're like, I can't even, this is not fun. When I was six years old, she was 27. That's an adult. She's been a full adult for five years,

right? She's been an adult for a while, as soon as I showed up, but like, every time she was like, that dog is too big. I don't see what the point is the dog is a social security number in a job. So when the cartoon came out, remember they were like, mommy, they got a clip for cartoons? She said they gave that big ass dog a cartoon for what? And say I said what they get a damn dog, like she is not. And they came with a live action movie. She's like, don't you come up to be talking about that movie with that big ass dog? Like she was th. th. th. they. th. th. they. Yeah, th. th. th. th. they, they, they, th. they, they, they, they, they, thi, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're they're they got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got. They got. They got. They got. They got. They got, they. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They, they. They, they. They, they. They, they. They, they. They, they. They're, they. They're, they're, they're, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're not, they're like, they're like, they're they're they're like, they're like, they're like, they're they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they's plugging in that okay like as a kid you're like wow what if I had a giant dog wouldn't that be cool when I could ride them and stuff and then she as a grown woman is like if there was a dog that big there's no way it wouldn't be problems yes because now now the dog's too big to even protect. Because now all a burglar has to do is run between his own legs

and the dog won't be able to catch him. But then a dog could just step on him. Maybe. Clifford clumsy. That's true. Clifford might step on the front porch trying to kill the burglar. You know it wouldn't be helpful if you try to ride that dog from brunch. This is my thing about brunch. Because I do remember we were still not talking about Clifford. Clifford versus Wishbone.

Clifford versus Wishbone is for another day, yes. Write that down. Clifford versus Wishbone. What? What? Nigger? What? You know who's gonna win.

I'm not gonna tell the people. I'm not gonna tell the people. I'm gonna let them hear it. Yo, somebody send me a DM with a huge list of topics. And now I can't find the DM. Oh, dang. So now I gotta hunt it down. Also, some rude assass person DME, yo, first of all, when you're demon people, watch your fucking mouth.

How about that? Watch how you fucking talk to people. If you gonna take the time to find me on the internet to talk to me about this podcast, watch your fucking mouth. You talking to me crazy on the phone that I pay for? You gotta take a screenshot. Whoever's watching on YouTube take a screenshot of Dulcey pointing and be laughing. Because I... Watch your fucking mouth, you understand? Somebody was like, well how can you say you don't read you two comics,

comments, when, you know, that's how you get topics for the show. You can't say that, and I'm just like, first of all, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, th. th. th. thi, thi, you get topics for the show you can't say that and I'm just like first of all bitch I said I don't read to YouTube comics about my stand-up second I don't want I don't read the YouTube comments on the show either that's literally somebody else's job but I do read some of the comments but I'm not somebody who goes to scrolls through. I'm not somebody who sits up and looks at every single comment because in between good comments, you'll get bad comments and people are fucking mean. Yeah, yeah. So for my mental health, you goofy ho, I don't read comments on out course internet. This is another get your books up. Yes, get your fucking books up.

Because you're also being like, really bring a world together. Like for my mental health, you goofy ho. Like, geez, all right. Wow. Have fun. You know what, you know what, for my, for my, for my blood pressure, I'm gonna have to whip your ass. It's like, well, wait, why, how does one help with the other? On G.P. On G.P.

Get out of my internet. I mean, the way that people talk to people. One, I don't need your input. You'll fuck about your opinion, right? If you're a fan of the show, thank you so much. But the comment of my DMs and then just try to one check me or insult me. Because I rarely read my DMs anyway, because a lot of times I don't know where they are. And then they have so many different the different the different the different different different different different different different different different their their their their their their they don't to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to don't know where they are. And then they have so many different... Where who is? There are different like categories of DMs. Oh I see I see. So like people you follow, people you don't follow and then more people you don't follow but then there's like top requests

to people you don't follow and then all requests of people you don't follow. I'm like, ah! I'm not reading this. No, no, I'm I'm with they I'm with they I'm with they I'm with they I'm with they. I'm with they. I'm with they. I'm with they. I'm with they. I'm with they. I'm with their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. So it. So it. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. So. their. So. their. So, their. their. their. So, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their there's like. there's like. there's like. there's like. there's like. there's like. there's like. there's like. there's like. So, there's like, their'm not reading this. Yeah, no, I'm with him. So it's like, if I'm sitting at brunch enjoying stuffed French toast, mm-hmm. I'm talking about... For $16, by the way. It, eh, eh, 25. Step your pussy up. Uh, listen, the day that you realize that you're gonna pay $16 for eggs, even though the egg, y'all, I didn't, everybody was talking about the eggs and I didn't realize what was going

on and the eggs that got so. No, that the eggs are expensive. The eggs, real eggs have caught up to brunch prices. Oh, so now, now they got to be that expensive. Just so that the restaurants can stay open.. The. The. There. There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, their their their their their their their their their their their $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $16s their their thi $16s thi $ $16s, thi's $16s, thi's $16s thi's $16s thi's $ $ $ $16 $ $16 $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $. their their their their their thi. thi.16.16.16.16.16.16.16.16.16.16.16.16.16.16.16.1.16.16.16.16.1.16.1.16.16.1.0.0.0.0. their. their. So now now they gotta be that expensive. Just so that the restaurants can stay open. There was just a shortage. Yeah, there's a shortage. What happened to the chickens? I mean, it's a good question. I'm not gonna act like I know exactly the ends and else.

Wait a minute. So we had a wing shortage and now we got an egg shortage? Egg shortage at the moment. Oh it's bird flu. Lord don't y'all tell my mama that bird flu is back. It's been said that nice guys finish last but is that really true? I'm Tim Harford, host of the the cautionary talesue? I'm Tim Harford, host of The Cautionary Tales podcast, and I'm exploring that very question. Join me for my new miniseries on the Art of Fairness. We'll travel from New York to Tahiti to India on a quest to learn how to succeed without being a jerk. We'll examine stories of villains undone by their villainy and monstrous self-devaring

egos and will delve into the extraordinary power of decency. We'll face mutiny on the vast Pacific Ocean, blaze a trail with a pioneering skyscraper and dare to confront a formidable empire. The art of fairness on cautionary tales. Listen on the Iheart radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. As someone who was an avid bruncher, I would go to this place called Marlowe's Tavern in Atlanta all the time and we keep me and my home girl will literally go like every Sunday to the point that the people

that worked there, because it was like a buffet too. But what they would do, which I think was probably against some health regulation maybe. And this is also a very popular brunch spot. And their bottles of splumos was, let's just say one day my home girl, tholome, brunch because your girl couldn't do it because the server kept doing the math Mm-hmm because it was $15 bonus is limosus and he was like listen I said I had to he's like yeah but that's like $750 a piece See if you have another one there's only five dollars a piece and I was like oh, he's right. Hmm, okay, and I had another one. And I had another one. He's like, see, now there only $3 a piece. Hey, you could get it down to $1.50.

He said it. And I was like, sir, I don't have it in me. I'm not drinking 15 mimosa. I'm not drinking 15 mimosa. Plus he was cute, I was like, you could have your way with me anyway. I ain't gonna drink 15 mimosas. Don't you want a 50 cent mimosa? That would be 30, you'd have to drink 30 mimosas. You'd have to be a hero, yeah.

Oh, yeah. 50 cent mimosas are a possibility. If you want your stomach pumped. If you don't have anything to do on Monday, go ahead and get that 50 cent Mimosa. Go ahead and live your life. We're getting down to 50 cents, 5th and 15 as I wait, it's 15 daughters bottomless. The other thing about a mimosa, it's the most, the most acidic thing. Yeah, yeah, I feel like that. Exactly, yeah. That's got a burn. It does sometimes.

But that's why you need that good breakfast. That's why you need them grits. It's why you need the French toast. The thing about Happy Hour is happy Hour. It's Happy Hour. I also found out in certain states Happy Hour is illegal. I know because it's dangerous because it's sexy because it's a rebel okay happy hours every day no happy hour that clearly not every day because it's not allowed some places there's some places that they won't even let happy hour come through because they're scared of what it'll do to the community from four to six p.m. From four to six p.m. They're like hey we can't let people have a happy hour it's like foot loose in real life all right if people just start

dancing what might happen you might lose the youth okay thing is like you you worked in a restaurant so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Come on, this next generation is lost, okay? There's too much happy hour. All right. I'm gonna tell you, so Morris Chestnut was the guest last night on the show, and I will tell you this, we don't make niggas like that no more. We don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, fucking him.

Michael, Strayhan, like we don't make black men like that we don't, fucking him, Michael Strayhan, like we don't make black men like that we ain't printing them out no more. We're just not. Wow. They're both in their 50s and I'm like, come and. Morcesta is fine, thii. Okay. But you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you see him a person. The way this nigger, this nigger, thick, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, th, like, like, th, like, like, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, thi, th, th, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, tha, tha, tha, thi, black, thi, but you're like a more chest, that's fine

You like yeah, yeah, yeah, and you see him a person the way this niggis smelled? Bro This man's cologne was a pin you understand like we don't make this dude Anymore? Hmm. We don't like you look at the whole class of dude like the young black like the younger black actors? Okay, like, the thank. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I I I I I, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, the, the the thi, the the the tha, the tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, the whole class of doing, like the young black, like the younger black actors. Okay. We ain't making no more Morris Chestnuts, right? We're not making any more Tarran's Hours Hours. But that's neither here nor there. What I'm saying is that.

Sometimes I just got to let you go because I also don't know what you mean. So I'm like, we'll find it. What I'm saying is that like Morris Chestnut is like that's the man it'll take you to brunch because he wants you to have a nice Sunday. He wants to get to know you you. You know this is like how dare you. How how how how in the full dare how dare you? You mean how very dare me? Look you cannot just try to attach Moor's chest to brunch. You like it's to to to to you. You like it's you. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You want. You. You. You. You want. You want you want you. You want you. You want you. You want you. You. You want. You want. You want. You want. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. It it it's. It it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the to. I to to to to to the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the to try to attach Moor's chestnut to brunch you like it's an upcoming script okay You can't can't be like no branches here was chestnut is attached you can't do that right brother. That's a brunch that's a brunch happy hour happy hour happy hour is taking you to a happy place all right trying to get you as drunk as possible in rush hour traffic. You understand?

There you mean in rush hour traffic? You're inside. But once happy hours over you have to take your happy ass home. No, you don't have to leave at happy hour. Happy hour is just how you start the night. You have to go home eventually. Eventually. If you're drunk and shit at 5.30, OK. What else are you finn to do that day? No, no, no. But it's not about, you could say the same thing

about brunch with all the mimosas, OK? I'm saying. Brunch, we chilling. Brunch we're chilling. Brunch. Yeah, brunch was the reason that Uber and Lyft with nightclubs. Brunch are the reason Uber and Lyft was invented, right? Happy Hour, first of all, if you notice, you worked at restaurants before, right? Yeah, yeah.

Happy hour is during that time in a restaurant where no one's there. Like a lot of restaurants were closed from like three to five. Happy hours at time where no one's there. Like a lot of restaurants were closed from like three to five. Happy Hours at time where no one's at a restaurant. So like, hey, how do we get people in here? Would I rather have no money or would I rather sell these potato skins for $7 instead of $14, right? All I'm saying is, happy hour brings people together in a way. In a way that is pressureless unlike brunch. See the drawbuck. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. the the the their the the the their the theogether in a way that is pressureless unlike brunch. See the drawback of brunch.

The drawback of brunch is maybe you went to happy hour the night before. Maybe you did get a little too hammered. Ain't no happy hour on Saturday. Happy hour is Monday and Friday. Delicious, but Saturday can have brunch on Saturday. You can have brunch on Saturday, but you can't have happy hour on Saturday. But you have a happy hour on Friday. Right.

Yeah, so I'm saying maybe you went hard on a happy hour. And now brunch is something that's hard to make it to. Brunch, you've got to get up. You're like barely pulling yourself together. You're barely holding until you get your food in you and everything, you're not feeling well. Nobody's like that for Happy Hour. Nobody goes so hard before Happy Hour that they can't make it to Happy Hour.

Because they were at work. Exactly. Bunch, sometimes it's a trial to get there. Listen, first of all, that's why I last till two. Uh-huh. Because you know your constituents. Your customer base might have been up late the night before. Might have gone to bed until four in the morning. Mm-hmm.

You pass out four in the morning, you get six hours to sleep, baby girl, it's only 10 a.m. Hot! And brunch lasts till too? You can still get some eggs. You can still get some of that French turst. Still got, still get to omelette? Your brunch is trying to drain the people's wall. It's dry. I'm trying to keep money in those pockets with happy Hey, hey, hey, hey, they have brunch specials?

What would you wrap? Bottomless mimosas are the special Why would I buy five mimosas at $15 a piece when I can pay the $20 for the bottomless mimosa and then you can tell them hey hey let me get a little more orange juice let me get a little less orange juice let me get some cranberry juice just give me a class of champagne mommy's breakfast juiced whatever you need to do they will adjust those memosos for you accordingly. Unless they're a bunch of cheap fucks who pre-mix their mimosas. Which lets me know this is mostly fucking orange juice anyway.

What I'm saying is that, if it's a good Sunday morning, don't nobody want to get dragged out of bed early to go get grits. Ew. Ew. I don't know why people get th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theep theep the the the the the the the the theep they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's th of th of th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the to get to get to to to to to to toeeeeeean toean toean toeean toean thean thean theanneanneann' the the the the to go get grit. Ew. Ew. I don't know why people get up so early on a Saturday. It makes me, it drives me mad. But, but a good brunchie, see this is the thing. Happy hours have a lot of tension in a happy hour. All right? Because somebody just got off of work. Mm-hmm. You've been stressed out all day and now you bring in that tension. To be released at a happy hour when you get happy.

Next to my half-priced cheese fries. I'm over here trying to eat my disco fries and you over here talk about some merger that didn't go through. Look here Brian, take that peen on the war energy to the end of the fucking bar and let me enjoy my Monte Cristo and peace. Okay? So I'm fuck with Happy Hour because too many people getting right off of work. Right off of work. And you know what Happy Hour is meant for people that did want to go home. You just got off of work, you don't want to go home. I wish you wouldn't to try many people. to to to to go to go to go to go to go to go people to go people to go people to go people to go people the people to go people to go people to go people the people to go people to go people to go people to go people to go people to go people to go people to go people their people to to to go their people their people people their people people to to their their people people people people people people people to to go to go to go to to go to to to to to to to to to to to to go. People to go. People to go. People to go to go. People their to go their people their people their people their people their people their people. People their people. People to go to go to to to to to to that. People who. People who to to to that that th. People who their their their their their their their their their to to to to their. People who. People who don't want to go home I wish you wouldn't have brought up the too many people thing because now brunch oof oh you want to talk about too many people it's about that what what about that line what about that line just sit down get a reservation get a reservation get a reservation they don't all do reservations they don't all do reservations they don't all do reservations they don't so you don't have to wait in a line in a line the hungry, tired, hungover.

Yes. No, no, my place brings you no line. My place brings you... Happy hours can have a line. If it's bumping? They might have a line. They don't definitely have a line. Bunch places on...

Yeah, if they're good. If they're good, and don't get me wrong, I've waited in line to have a brunch place I had never had before because somebody told me how good it was, and I got in there and it was as good as they said it was. I'm not saying the line is wrong. I'm just saying if you're already a little tired from the night before, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a to, a to, a to, a to, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, a to, to, to, toe.e.r.r. toe.r. toe.r. toe.r, toe.r, toe.r, toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. then that's the other thing too some of these places have a line so long that you end up really being pressed like it's like all right we're about to get in at 155 so I hope everybody knows what they want at the table because we need to order as soon as we sit down because some of these places are strict and what I don't like I was in the airport the other day trying to get to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the the the the the to to the the the the the the the the the to the the to the the the to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. I I I they. I I they. I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. they. they. the the the the the the was in the airport the other day trying to get breakfast and I just wanted a chasant just to cheat whatever croissant

cheese and whatever on it. So I was taking a cheque chasant. And the guy was like, oh we're not really doing breakfast anymore. I said what is it 1040? He said it's 1035 and I walked the fuck away. I just didn't eat. I was like I'm not going to I'm not gonna have your early hamburger Also, I'm looking at the fucking cressants. Yeah, it's 10 if it was 1055. I can give you that 1035. Did the sausage just turn off? Did the sausage decide to stop being sausage? Right. Did the sausage just turn off? Did the sausage decide to stop being sausage? Right, did the sausage just become a honey baked ham? Like what the fuck are you talking about? So I think there should always be like a five, I mean five to ten minutes grace period and some shit like that.

But the whole like, oh it's ten, so my question is like, when you stop serving breakfast 1031 or was it 1029? Why do we pick that's oh that's my favorite when somebody when somebody pulls that I want to lose my mind because if I'm already there like let's say if I'm just walking in I have no rights okay I'll give that up I've worked in a restaurant I know it's like if I walk in at 1031 and I want to sit down get my waters get myself the the the the the the the the to to the to to to to to 10 to 10 to 10 to to 10 to 10 to 10 to to 10 10 to to 10 to to 10 to to 10 to to to to 10 to 10 10 10 10 to to to to to to 10 10 to 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 to 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to the to the the to the te. te. te. te. tte. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te.'ve worked in a restaurant. I know it's like if I walk in at 1031 and I want to sit down get my waters get myself situated and then order a whole breakfast and y'all stop doing breakfast at 1030, then I'm with you. I'm fully with you. I don't even try it. I don't even try to push my love. But my thing is if I walk in at 1028, tell me, tell me, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the their, their their their their their their their their their, their, they, thin, thin, thin, thin, theea'''''''''''''''uuui's, toea'uuuuuuuuuuuu, thi, thi having to go, listen, did you come here for breakfast? Because breakfast is about to end. And I've had places get us served breakfast, even though breakfast had ended.

Because we were still in the, they let me know. Or because you were still, you were in the line still, breakfast ends at two. We had a very long wait longer than we anticipated. You waited for like an hour, and now it's 155 when you're sitting down, we will honor the breakfast. Or it's two something, you've been in line for an hour. But it was anybody who got in line after two o'clock could not get breakfast.

And they were like, hey, it's after two o'clock could not get breakfast. And they were like, hey, it's after two. This is the last batch of people. We're not doing any more about it. We're not doing anybody else for breakfast. That I can respect. Mm-hmm. Everybody that was in this line waiting, okay, all the all get breakfast.

No new people. We're not doing this. That I can respect. I've been happy, hey, happy hour ends at six. Coming here at 5.55, be prepared. Know what you want to drink now. Right, and be prepared and I get these half-rice chicken fingers. That's on you, baby, girl. It's been said that nice guys finish last. But is that really true? I'm Tim Harford, host of the Cautionary Tales podcast, and I'm exploring that really true? I'm Tim Harford, host of The Cautionary Tales podcast,

and I'm exploring that very question. Join me for my new miniseries on the Art of Fairness. We'll travel from New York to Tahiti to India on a quest to learn how to succeed without being a jerk. We'll examine stories of villains undone by their villainy, and monstrous self-devaring egos, and will delve into the extraordinary power of decency. We'll face mutiny on the vast Pacific Ocean, blaze a trail with a pioneering skyscraper,

and dare to confront a formidable empire. The art of fairness on cautionary tales. Listen on the I-Heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. If I know when breakfast ends and then I get there and have the time to get there, sit down, get served water, everything before breakfast has ended. And so I'm still like within five, ten minutes before breakfast ends and you tell me there's

no more breakfast? I'm like, oh, then there was never breakfast here. Because if it stops at 10.30, I showed up at 10 and then by the time you're ready to take my order, it was like 10, and the th. And the th. And th. And th. And the th. And th. And by th. And by the time th. And by the time th. And by th. And by the time th. And by the time the time. And by the time. the time. then, then, the time. then, the time. And the time. then, then, the time, then, the time. And the time. And the time. And the time. And the time. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be. And, to be. And, to be. And, to be. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And th. And, then, te. And, te. And, te. And, te. And, te. And, te. And, the the the the the te. And, the th. And, the time you're ready to take my order, it was like 10, 10. And you're like, oh, we stopped doing breakfast. It's like, okay, is this also a gas station? Like, help me out here. I do think it's very interesting that people can pick and choose. It's like, well, tech, you know, we start serving breakfast at 10 o'clock now. Mm-hmm. Well, but by the time, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, the th, the th, th, the th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. Okay, thi. Okay, thi. Okay, thi. Okay, thi. Okay, thithe time your food is ready, then I was like, I'm ordering at 10. I'm ordering at 10.

You telling me the pancake batter just throws itself out at 1029? The thing that ends up happening though, and since I've been at restaurants before, I can genuinely say there will be things that take the one, the there are some dishes where I'm like, oh, okay, I can, I can see how this is over because there was like a dish that it took a while to cook because they did the whole, they would do like pans of it at a time. Yeah. And so it's like, okay, that takes 20 minutes to cook. So it's gonna be just barely past breakfast by the time we serve it. What time did you start cooking it?

Oh, but they ran out. That's the thing. So it'll be like, it'll be 10.20 and they'm like, oh yeah let me get this whole breakfast casserole thing you guys are talking about. You seem so famous for it, right? And they're like, ooh, that actually takes 20 minutes to make. And if, and if we make one for you, that's fine, we sold one, but now the other eight people that it can feed won't know to order it. So it's just going to go to waste and I'm like it's not just tell those people they can order it I've worked to restaurants before and I'm just like there's a lot of things that happen like I'll be at a restaurant they're like I'm like hey can I get this and they'll go actually we don't I was like I'm gonna stop you right there I'm just to give me different cheese to the to you th you th you to to to to the the to the the to the to the the the to the the the the the the to the the the the the to to to the the to to to to to to the the the the to to the the to the the to the to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the th th the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the an the an things the a things they. the a thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the an really do substitutions. I'm just asking you to give me different cheese.

It's hard to when a place doesn't do substitutions if they are not doing them because they don't know how to do anything better or if they're not doing them because they're not doing them because they're not doing them. Because they're that like per snickety about it. Some place are just per snickety. Which makes me you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you to you you to to to you you, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to I I'm just to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to give to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the to the the the to to to me to me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. I to me to to to to to to to to to the the doing them because they're that like pernickety about it. Some places are just pernickety, which makes me feel like that you pre-make everything. If you're that person, like, oh, I can't. Because like one of my friends, she has a joke about like Daniel Perez, she has a joke about like being at brunch and just starting it with like, is it possible? Is it possible? Yeah. That's how she'll start everything, but it's like, I'm changing an order, it's because I'm getting tomatoes taken off of something. I'm getting croutons taken out of something.

I'm getting avocado taken off of something. Mm-hmm. For the most part, I'll eat this however you make it. But don't look me in my face and tell me.. And look like I I I I I I I I I I just like I just like I'm just like I'm just like I'm just just just just just just some some type just some type thome type thome type type just some type just kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind of kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm th. I'm th. I my face and tell me I'm and look like I'm on just some type of asshole because I'm like, yo, can I just not get tomatoes and croutons in the salad? And sometimes avocado makes me sick so can I not get these things? Well actually also, I don't like it when anybody who works at a job acts like it's their, it's their establishment. Oh, that you're bothering them at their house. You're bothering them at their house.

Yeah. If I didn't come in here, you can't pay your rent. So I don't understand why you're getting an attitude with me. And I've worked at a server before. Yeah. Oh, you think that way because it's like what I don't like is when people treat, I know how to treat weight staff because I've been a waiter before. I've been a server before.

Mm-hmm. So when I get somebody who, if I see you split a check three ways at another table, don't come over and tell me you can't split a check three black people's..... the the the the the the the the the the th. th.. th. th. th. I th. thinks, threat threat threat threat threat threat threat threats, threats, threats, threats, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm threat, I'm threat, I'm threaths, I'm threatha, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I I I I I I's, I I I's, I I's, I I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm treaten, I'm treats, I'm treat, treat, I'm treats, I'm treats, I'm treats, I'm treats, I'm treats, I'm treats, I't split a fucking check. Mm-hmm. Okay. I just saw you split the check at that table. Do you not want to split a check because you don't want to take three black people's credit cards? What the fuck is happening in here? Mm-hmm. There's a lot of times I've been around I know I just saw you split the check or people be like oh no, you can do thi. throwne it it it it it it it it it it thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi. thi's thi. teean. tean. ta. tea' tea' tea' tea' ta' ta' ta' ta'-a, people are very timid around the idea of like, no, you need to do this. This is like really important. I'm an American, I can't do this man. Also, when we started, they were like, do you want to separate checks?

And you go, yes, your friend's like, no, and I said yes. Well, he don't want him to do that much work. Why the fuck not? He's not doing any work. It's the computer Mm-hmm. It's why we have computers So when you get to a restaurant, they're like we don't split checks Oh, you don't want to make no money because if you don't split a check you just created a problem. I mean, I'll throw this out there right now. I'll throw this out? I'm throw. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tho. their their their te. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their therow this out there right now. This seems like a brunch problem. I feel like Happy Hour. No, it's a restaurant. No, it's a restaurant problem. I feel like Happy Hour. You don't have the same issues. You don't feel like more than one person at a time goes to Happy Hour? No, no, no, I just mean that at Happy Hour, it's like everything's so cheap. Spilling a check is splitting a check You've seen people just split a check at fucking Applebees. That's not expensive Sometimes people let you know who they are and you can't act surprise later, you know

Sometimes people tell you hey I'm the brunch type person I need to be taken out wind and dined in the early parts of the afternoon and then there's some people who are like hey I'm over here at happy hour to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to the at. at. at. the at. at. at. the the at. at. the to the the to the to get to get to get to get to get the to get the the the the the the to get their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. te. te. te. try. tip tip try. tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip. tip. tip. the te. taken out wind and dined in the early parts of the afternoon and then there's some people who are like, hey, I'm over here at Happy Hour, trying to get in as much as I can off of the man, all right? Because as soon as it turns 601, you know the happiness is shutting down, we're going full price on all the chicken wings. Let me take advantage of them before they can take advantage of me. That's hilarious. You know, well, let's let's let's let's kick it to the listeners because I I I I feel like neither one of us Made in a salad.

And maybe we didn't defend that well. No. Our position. Because you know what? Bunch is bougy, right? But Happy Hour ain't for the poor either. It's not fully. Yeah.

There are some, I, here's the thing. Happy Hour has the same vibes as try and get into a club before a certain time because because that's when the cover charge charge charge charge charge charge charge the cover charge the cover charge the cover charge the cover charge the cover charge the cover the cover the cover the cover the cover the cover the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. try. try. try. try. try. ttry. try. ttry. th. th. th. th. th. Yes. Yes. Yes, okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. eating there. You know, look at God. That's true, because a lot of times you're on the road, look at God. You're just like, all right, well I just flew in and it's four o'clock. Yeah. My show is that eight. I eat at the closest place. What is the Ruby Tuesdays? I honestly, I'm a kid in the 90s. I enjoy a salad bar. I just fucking do. Tied. We have. the. I. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the their. I their. I have their. I their. I their. I just just just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I just. I. I just. I'm. I'm. I'm. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I'm. I just. I just. I'm. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I justhmm. Well listen, listeners, I want to know, are you bad and bougy? Or... Sensible. Are you pinching panics?

Are you bad and boozy? Are you bad and bougy or are you Josh? It's really where I, uh... Sensible. Are you Josh is really where I uh sensible I want to thank y'all to listen in another episode of hold up Uh, what I've expected you to do this week is you know Stipe your books up. All right. You can your kind on your phone. You can be out here being literate you don't have to be looking at tick toc all day long Unless you're watching them, uh, then people make stuff and that's cool. But otherwise, put a kidney on your phone, put a candle on your iPad, read a book, okay? Learn the classics. All right, learn a word today.

You know your word, everybody's word for today? Look it up. Y'all, please read, take care of yourselves. And if you're looking to catch up with us, you can find Dulce, Sloan at Dulce, Sloan on everything. And if you're looking to catch up with me, you can find me at my other podcast of Josh Johnson show, wherever you get your podcast. We love you, we appreciate you, and have a safe, happy, healthy, and bushy weekend. Get they behind me, Satan! This has been hold up. We've covered conscious rap versus clubbangers, bar soap versus body wash, diners versus waffle houses, all sorts of things.

What else should we be talking about? We want to know from you. Let us know, drop us a comment, or hit Hold Up on Social at the Daily Show. to the Daily Show. Explore more shows from the Daily Show podcast universe by searching the Daily Show, wherever you get your podcast. Watch the Daily Show weeknights at 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central Central and stream full episodes anytime on Fairmount Plus. This has been a Comedy Central podcast.