The Daily Show: Ears Edition - ICYMI - What I Miss

Episode Date: May 26, 2020

Roy Wood Jr., Desi Lydic, Ronny Chieng and Jaboukie Young-White reminisce about the many things they miss from life before the coronavirus lockdown. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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before coronavirus hits feels a long way off right now and when everything feels so strange and different it can be comforting, can really be comforting to remember the good times. So that's exactly what Desi Lydic, Djibouki Young White, okay, you know. Good. It's good. You want to know what I miss about life before quarantine? I miss sports. I just miss going to a bar and just watching a game.

Yes. Yeah, I, I, I, for me, personally, I don't miss the normal things of just hanging out with friends. Do you know what I miss the most? Eating anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything to to to to to to to to to to to to thiae thiae thiae thiaeaauuu. thiaea, thiia, thia, thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. tha, tha, to toea, toea, toea, toea. toea. toea. thea. thea. thea. Do you know what I miss the most? Eating anything outside my home. Oh my god, yes, just going to a restaurant and like holding a menu. Oh, I definitely miss restaurants, man. I miss excusing myself to go to the bathroom and then crawling up in the ceiling and just living in the air duct for three days. Ah, the best, so snug. You know what I really miss, it's just seeing new things. Yeah, man, going new places, traveling.

Packing a suitcase, strapping a weapon to your leg, and just going through TSA checkpoint, just to get that thrill when they don't find it. I miss going outside and just seeing a dog and then thinking, if I was a dog, would I find that dog sexy? And would that dog find me sexy? Do you remember going to the park on Saturdays with your friend and you bring a big five pound ham to the park and you come in a good old-fashioned ham toss? Well, the only rule is, first one who drops the ham?

He eats the ham! man, it's the ham. I the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's that's all that's all the ham. I really miss getting thrown out of old navy. I miss going to the zoo and telling the seals that I'm disappointed in them. Handing rocks to people on the subway and just whispering, one day you will know what this means. I miss going down to the beach and just breathing in that fresh, salty air and strapping a cinder block to myself and then just walking straight into the means. I miss going down to the beach and just breathing in that fresh salty air and strapping a cinder block to myself and then just walking straight into the ocean. Dressing up like Elmo and Times Square and whispering into kids ears that God isn't real. I'll go into the zoo and telling the seals that I'm disappointed in them. I said that already. I miss going to the DMV in a a diaper and dressing up like a big baby and going, big baby needs a driver's license.

Oh, you know what I miss? I miss gradually displacing the household staff of a wealthy Korean family and killing the dad and living in the basement. Oh, yes. The deploys. Totally. Totally. I miss going to the movies.

Ronnie, what the fuck? What the hell's wrong with you, Ronnie? You're some kind of free. I, um, I think I gotta, I gotta water myself or something. I don't know. Guys, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was just joking. No, no, guys, I don't, don't go, no, I can be weaer. I don't just go to the movies. I also take a dump in the popcorn and I eat it.

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