The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Ilhan Omar Gets Hit with Trump Insults & Vinegar While Nicki Minaj Turns Mega MAGA | Gov. Mikie Sherrill

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

Desi Lydic dives into the Trump administration's scramble to blame each other for the handling of Alex Pretti's shooting by federal agents in Minnesota, Trump's rally against Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, who was attacked at a town hall in the wake of his demonizing rhetoric, and the president's rollout of Trump Accounts, which he announced alongside MAGA’s newest spokeswoman, Nicki Minaj. In this edition of In My Opinion, Whitney Cummings profiles the Democratic politicians lined up for the 2028 presidential race, from Josh Shapiro to Gavin Newsom, and the quirky penchants for cosplay, veganism, and convicted felons that they bring to the table. New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill, who recently became the nation’s first woman veteran to be elected governor, sits down with Desi Lydic to discuss how her time serving in a gridlocked Congress motivated her to run for governor and the difference she’s already seen in her ability to create change, like signing an executive order to freeze utility rate hikes before her inaugural address was even over. She also discusses what she’s doing now to prepare her constituents against the threat of ICE, why Trump should listen to her when it comes to unfreezing infrastructure funding for the Gateway Tunnel Project, and her advice to Democrats for the midterm elections. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and Nikki Minaj helps Donald. Trump announced investment accounts for babies, which is real news and not just a madlibs I did. So let's get into the headlines. Trump administration is still scrambling to cover their asses after the unrest in Minnesota. And that won't be easy. Some of them have a lot of ass to cover. But this administration is ready to step up and take accountability. This morning, the blame game inside the Trump administration.

You have the president of the United States blaming Christy No. Noam is saying that she was just repeating what the White House told her to say that this was the narrative that Stephen Miller had come up with. Stephen Miller attempting to shift scrutiny to Border Patrol agents. So you have Trump, Noam, and Miller all pointing fingers at each other. It's like a Mexican standoff for people who hate Mexicans. Clearly getting extremely ugly inside the Trump administration. And bear in mind, it started extremely ugly. But, you know, par for the course.

It all makes sense. No further explanation needed. I just want to hold up a flowchart, friend, of my understanding of the blame game here. I'm going to say CNN is struggling financially, but this is the channel that used to talk to holograms of Will I.M. And now they're just scribbling things on a napkin. Oh, that's why Wolf Blitzer's been selling his nudes online. Yes. So the Republicans are in disarray.

Trump is doing exactly what you would expect him to be doing while his cabinet is falling apart, redirecting our attention to an election that happened two years ago. We did so great in the election with Hispanic voters. We did so great with black men. We did so great with white everything. White everything. All the whites, Jeremy Allen whites, Betty White, White, Walter White, Snow White, White, White,

White. That's a tofer because it's black men dressed as white. Hold on, I'm white and I didn't vote for Trump. So does that mean I'm black? Yes. Got invited to the cookout. Famous crazance potato salad. What's that?

I was un-in-versation. I thought that Trump would use this rally as an opportunity to lower the temperature in Minnesota. Well, you are stupid. They have to show that they can love our country. to be proud. Not like Ilhan, Omar. Did you see what? Did you see that wise guy? You know, she's always talking about the Constitution, you know, provides me with the following. I will say if Trump was going to do an impression of an African woman, it could have gone a lot

worse than that. So let's just be grateful. This is, this is such a weird thing for him to make fun of. The President of the United States is roasting people for knowing the Constitution. This is like the president of Nike being like, oh, I'm Michael Jordan. I like playing basketball in shoes. What a fucking loser. It's not surprising that Trump was mocking Congresswoman Omar. He's been viciously attacking her for months, calling her garbage, saying that she and other Somali Americans should go back to where they came from.

And last night in Minnesota, after Trump's rally, someone took his verbal attacks to the next level. Overnight a chaotic scene at a Minnesota town hall. A man charging Congresswoman Ilhan Omar moments after she took the podium using a syringe, police say, to spray her with what witnesses describe as an unknown, strong-smelling liquid. New reporting that it was apple cider vinegar. Cider vinegar? What the fuck, dude, are you trying to pickle her? I'll show you, your skin's going to glow and you'll never get a cold.

More importantly, can we just go back to the footage and watch how fucking boss. Omar's reaction is. Look at this. What happened to me, I would be terrified, but Omar was like, this is dry clean only, bitch. Now, let's be clear. We don't know why exactly this man squirted Ilhan Omar.

And we would not be a trustworthy, reliable source if we just speculated wildly. Anyway, here's Donald Trump speculating wildly. Speaking to ABC News, he suggested without evidence that the attack was somehow staged, saying, quote, I think she's a fraud, I really don't think

about that, she probably had herself sprayed knowing her. Yeah, yeah, totally. She was probably like, oh, I forgot to wear perfume. I know I'll have crazy Jeff, spray me mid-speech. Now you might be wondering how the president could react to an act of political violence this way, but it's pretty simple here. Let me just explain.

Okay, see, dumb thing Trump's brain, Trump's mouth. I take it back, these things are great. So Trump didn't spend much time thinking about Congresswoman Omar because he had something much bigger going on today. He held an event to promote his new Trump accounts, featuring a lineup of guests that includes Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank, Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Michael Dell from the computer you buy when you can't afford a Mac, and Ted Cruz from your nightmares. And then there was one truly special guest.

There's a certain person that's here who's the greatest and most successful female rapper in history, Nikki Minaj. And I said, I am going to let my nails grow because I love those nails. I'm going to let those nails grow. No, no, no, no, no. Mr. President, don't let those nails get near your delicate hand.

Seriously, look at this. Oh, one slip in Trump's hand is going to start leaking like a busted waterbed. It's like a chainsaw holding hands with a Ziploc bag of chili. Things could get real messy. Real quick. Now, honestly, these accounts aren't the worst idea that either Trump or Nikki has endorsed. Basically, it's like an IRA for babies. Trump accounts will give $1,000 in federal money to every baby born

between January 1st, 2025 and the end of 28. The money will be invested until the child can access it when they turn 18. Wow. I didn't expect this from Donald Trump. Mostly the part where he says you can't touch something until it turns 18. It's actually a rare, objectively, okay, Trump policy. And if helping children so generously seems off-brand for the Trump administration, don't worry. This new ad promoting the accounts makes the bigger picture much more clear. Introducing a new Trump policy to give you $1,000 when you turn 18. If you can make it that far, from the twisted mind of Donald Trump comes the Trump

account challenge. You'll get $1,000 if you can live long enough to turn 18 in Donald Trump's America. You'll have to survive no vaccinations. Environmental disasters. And so many microplastics. And what else? Oh yeah, guns. Bing, bing, bing, bing.

They're everywhere. School. The airport. The cheesecake factory. Only America's strongest will make it to 18 and take home the grand point. prize of $1,000. And if you don't want to participate, too bad, bitch, should have thought of that before being born.

The Trump Account Challenge. Let the funds begin. Got great opinions, but I'm not the only ones. Studies show that other people also have opinions. So here with another installment of, in my opinion, is our good friend Whitney Cummings. Desi, I love you. I am here to talk to you tonight as a liberal. That might come as a surprise to some of you.

Some people think I'm right wing just because I look and sound exactly like Kimberly Gilfoyle. I'm a liberal, okay? How do you not remember this? I had blue hair for like a year, and that was that was mostly to try to get my dead dad's attention, but I still couldn't go near a bookstore without people asking me to help them find Lena Dunham's biography. But I just want to give you a little heads up. And in 2028, we're going to have some candidates for president and they're not going to be perfect. They're going to make some mistakes. They're going to make mistakes in speeches. They're going to make mistakes on social media. I've never done that before. But I've heard it can get pretty bad. Look, look, we got to look past some of these things, because the alternative could be pretty

terrible. Like, we could have President Squidward. Please give these Democratic candidates a shot. I'm warning you, there's a lot of them. So many people I don't recognize. I feel like I'm watching the Grammys. There's so many candidates. I bet you didn't even notice that we added some guy from the Just For Men box. None of them are the dream candidate. They're all going to have issues that you're going to have to deal with. Like Cory Booker, I know he's not very exciting, but he gets the job done. He's like the sketchers of candidates.

Your aunt probably loves him, right? But he does have a big problem. If Cory Booker became president, America would have its first vegan president. I love making a good fruit shake, you know, throwing a bunch of different fruits in a blend. banana. I would love to show you a great vegan meal. No thanks. It's hard to imagine a vegan president. I agree. Comes off a little week. You don't want our president in the situation room.

Like, hey, before we attack, are these muffins made with coconut butter? You know what, though? It is not precedent. You know what? It's not unprecedented. Bill Clinton turned vegan after he was president, and Joe Biden was an actual vegetable. What about all the good things that Corey does? He supports women. maybe even too much. 130 sympathetic letters of support for former billionaire and convicted felon Elizabeth Holmes from friends, family investors, and even New Jersey Senator Cory Booker. Booker wrote that Holmes, quote, has within her a sincere desire to help others to be

of meaningful service and possesses the capacity to redeem herself. I know, I know. I'm sorry. Liberals do this thing where we believe all women. Even the one who made an easy bake oven that told people they had HIV. But then again, none of these people are going to be perfect. Like this guy, Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker, you might not recognize him, unless you've maybe run into him at a spirit Halloween. Governor J.B. Pritzker and the First Lady celebrated Halloween dressed as Shrek and Fiona. Governor J.B. Pritzker dressed up as a convincing Professor Dumbledore.

And lightsaber in hand got into the Star Wars spirit for the unofficial. May the fourth holiday. May the fourth be with you. Okay. We cannot let Vladimir Putin see any of this footage. None of these candidates are perfect. Stop holding out for another Obama. The best we can do is Josh Shapiro,

who clearly is trying to sound like him. Let me tell you something. He's pretty afraid. Y'all sees, he's backing out of the debate now. It's not just because she's a skilled debater. It's not just because she's got the right positions on the issues. that matter most to the good people in Pennsylvania

in this country. It's because he can't run away from his record any long. And you guys were worried about AI plagiarizing? This is a real liberal conundrum, isn't it? We get mad for white women when they say spirit animal, but we're fine with this guy doing vocal blackface. Like, we got to... But if you can look past that,

I will look past my own personal problem with him that I just can't really picture us having a president named Josh. You know what? But I think Josh, I think like guy with three jugs of protein powder who lectures you on a first date about how monogamy's not natural. But we can get through this. We can get through the name Josh. Our vice president is named J.D. Like, if Josh is the guy at the frat who's pledging, J.D. is the senior who's branding FI Singh on Josh's nuts.

There's no perfect names here. There's AOC. I mean, she doesn't even have a name. She doesn't even have a name. I love her, but it does rub some people the wrong way. that she goes by a three-letter acronym, you know, like she's in the company of luminaries like MLK, FDR, and DMX. But focus on the good things.

Focus on the fact that she was elected at 29 years old. At 29? What you were doing at 29? At 29, I elected to get a nose ring. That had changed the world? No. But it did keep a lot of stable, responsible men from dating me. And they went on to do great things because of it.

But, of course, the candidate that we really need America to settle for right now is the likely Democratic frontrunner, Gavin Newsome. You might be surprised that he's running for president because based on how he's traveling, he already seems to think he has the job. Gavin Newsom. The California governor dashed off to New Hampshire and Nevada. Governor Newsom, he toured some small towns in South Carolina. California Governor Gavin Newsom took the fight to Texas this weekend.

Burnishing his foreign policy credentials in Davos. Jetting down to Brazil. California's governor, Gammona. Kevin Newsom, guess where he was? He went to China and sat down with the president Xi Jinping. To be fair, the only reason he was sitting down with the Xi Jinping was to try and book him for his podcast. I can't wait for him to tell Xi Jinping that, hey, America won't back down. Also ask him, do you mind just looking into the camera and say sponsored by Blue Chew?

But look, Gavin also, he does unite both sides. Liberal likes him because he's mean to Trump, and conservatives like him because he let Los Angeles burn down. And that means something, okay? And what I guess I'm trying to say, America, is that we're not a young country anymore, okay? Look at our bridges. They're sagging. Our lakes, they're drying up.

We're drying up, okay? We can't just pick apart every candidate and think that everything's going to magically work out. This is the real world, not Nancy Pelosi's stock portfolio. No one candidate is going to check all the boxes for us. And if you keep holding out for Mr. Wright, We're going to end up with Mr. Altright. So maybe we all just stop approaching politicians like we're looking for a soulmate

and approach them like we're on Grindr. You know you're going to get hard, but you still want to be able to walk home. But hey, that's just my opinion. A clear financial picture is essential for achieving long-term goals, but it's often complicated by having funds spread across multiple accounts and institutions. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitor your spending, and helps lower your bills so users can grow their savings. The app solves the complex problem by consolidating checking, savings, loans, and investments into a single dashboard.

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Huge win. In Landslide, when you have such an impressive resume. Former Navy helicopter pilot, federal prosecutor, served in Congress, first woman veteran ever to be elected governor. You've been on the job for eight days now, but you served in Congress for eight years. How are you adjusting to the freedom of actually being able to get shit done? Quite well. Quite well. I'm loving it. Yeah, it is lovely. I don't have to work with the Freedom Caucus.

Hey. So that's a benefit. And you can actually chart out a plan and execute it. Who knew? Right? Which is really a joy, really a joy. Right. Was that part of the inspiration for wanting to run for governor? Just the fact that it is so, Congress is so gridlocked sometimes? Congress is so gridlocked usually sometimes and now so gridlocked all the time. Right. Yeah. It is really a difficult place, which I think, you know, the people that are there now working so hard to just hold the line until we can take back power in November, which I'm

so impressed with them. But you're exactly right. I probably should stop saying this. But when I told people I wanted to run for governor of New Jersey, their first inclination was Please don't. Because we need you in Congress. Well, and because they said, look, why would you do that? The buck stops there.

You're so accountable. You know, you can sort of, in Congress, there's, you know, 434 other people. And I said, that's what I love about it. I love the idea that it rests with me, that I can chart that course and that I can figure out a path forward for New Jersey. So that's what drew me to it, actually. And it, yeah, my first eight days. So far so good. And very strongly on affordability for the people of New Jersey.

And you wasted no time. Day one, signed two executive orders addressing utility rate hikes. Is that right? That's right. Why focus on utility costs? And how does something like that work, walk us through that? Sure. So I was speaking to thousands of New Jerseyans during my campaign.

And the number one issue, not surprisingly, was a force. affordability. And it was key in several areas. And one of those areas that just seemed like there was no relief was in utility costs, electricity cost. And speaking to a couple like Herb and Mary who are on a fixed income and their utility bills had doubled. I was hearing that across the state. It's not just an impact on homeowners or renters. It's an impact on small businesses who have small margins and are just trying to make it. So it was really an issue. that was impacting people across the state. It was getting worse and worse, and there was no relief in sight. So I said, look, I'm going to stop dumping this on the back of the rate payer. We know the utility companies have made billions over the last several years. We know that our grid operator has really not done a good job getting power to the grid. We know the state hasn't acted in the way to expand power generation drive costs down.

And yet all of these problems just kept getting dumped on the rate pairs. So I said, you know, I'm freezing that. I'm going to freeze rate hikes. And I told people, I'm not messing around. I'm not doing, like, a 10-year study. I'm not, you know, writing a strongly worded letter. And I just... Thank God.

Chuck Schumer. Chuck Schumer needs to hear that. Yeah, I was sick after Congress of strongly worded letters. Exactly. So I kept hearing people, though, that were like, yeah, Mikey, everybody says they're going to do X, Y, or Z. So it finally got to the point where I'm like, all right, you guys are driving me crazy. I mean, that's a common feeling in New Jersey. But I said, okay, you know, I'll show you.

So I didn't even wait till my inaugural address was over. In the middle of it all, I said, all right, guys, you know, sick of the status quo, me too. Here it is. And then we sign the executive orders. Right in the middle of your inauguration speech. Didn't even wait until it was it just got it done. Got it done. Don't you, I mean, why work so hard right out of the gates?

Don't you want to just lower expectations in the beginning? just over, you know, you can overperform later. No, that's very, very impressive. And I think it definitely sends a strong message. You know, I want to ask you about the fact that it feels like right now our federal government is failing us in so many ways and people are turning to the states to protect them.

We have what's happening in Minnesota right now, the horrific events that have happened there. We have DHS sending memos saying that ICE can come into people's homes without a warrant. I imagine you're studying yourself to have to face the administration. How do you prepare for something like that to protect the people in New Jersey? So I served all over the world in the Navy, and I've seen what secret police forces look like or the fear of certain populations live under.

And I'll say I knew where this was headed when we started to see DHS, people taking loyalty oaths to the president not the Constitution. We saw people in the street with masks and no insignia, so not accountable at all, hiding from the population. And we saw again and again an undermining of what law enforcement should do to keep people safe. And so I saw where this was going, but to come to the point where someone like Renee Good,

a mother of three, who drops her six-year-old off in her Honda pilot and that gets shot and killed, To see someone like Alex Pretti, who was an ICU nurse at the VA, I saw his official photo, and I've seen a million of those, right? You know, with the flag in the background, I know those guys. And I saw it again when you watch the video and you see him standing up to protect those women from tear guests, and he gets taken to the ground, sat on basically by three agents, and then shot point-blank execution style by not one evidently,

but two different ICE officers thought that they could shoot him in the street like that, that is unacceptable. And so you're exactly right. I've already met with AG. We are putting out information on helping New Jerseyans know their rights. We are not going to allow any iced raids

to be staged from state properties, and we are also going to be standing up a portal so people can upload all their cell phone videos and alert people. Like if you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out. We want to know. They will pick people up.

They will not tell us who they are. They will not tell us if they're here legally. They won't check. They'll pick up American citizens. They picked up a five-year-old child. We want documentation, and we are going to make sure we get it. Great. You're in another showdown with the federal government right now.

You are passionate about this infrastructure project, the Gateway Tunnel Project, right? That sounds so funny, but yes. Guys, she's so hot for tunnels. Super hot for tunnels, this governor. Federal funds were allocated for this project, and then President Trump came in and froze those funds. Is that correct? That is correct.

I would say illegally. Yes. Seeing as how Congress has denoted those funds for the Gateway Tunnel Project, yes. So as governor, what can you do about that now? Can you unfreeze those funds? Well, that's exactly what I'm working to do. So I have a call on to Trump. I haven't heard back from him yet to flag for him

that this is about 100,000 jobs in the region. And by the way, his numbers aren't looking so good in that area. That this could be about $40 billion of economic impact to one of the most important regions economically in the world, certainly in the nation. And this could have such a just good impact on emphasis. on actually effectively running government, which doesn't seem to be something he's that concerned about, but I do think he should listen to me. I think he should listen to me because I just won back all his voters.

Yes. So I see. Exactly. Is it true that New Jersey gives seven, did you say 70 billion in federal funds to the government? That's just what we don't get back. So there, yeah, we get, we send 70 billion dollars. more to the federal government than we receive back. Then you receive.

Then we receive back. So the fact that now the federal government's attempting to cut the Gateway Tunnel project, that they are cutting health care funding, that they are cutting education funding, that they are doing these made-up investigations to try to hold off more funding in different areas. It's just at this point, we're looking at ways to claw back as much funding as possible because if we are going to send that much money to the federal government and they're not going to actually do their job, then what are we paying for?

Exactly. Exactly. Well, that's a fair question. I was going to ask you, can you withhold the New Jersey taxpayer dollars and not pay the federal government? I mean, it's a two-way street, right? We, you know, it's very hard to do. We have been looking at every way,

and most of that's clawback. It's in the courts. You know, that's how we're going to fight. should the president not kind of see reason, you know, how we'll be fighting this likely. But at the end of the day, I'm also, I think we are in a time where we have to rethink some of how this is operated. We haven't been at a time in my lifetime where the federal government actually is acting to attack states. That is unusual, to say the least.

And so I think we need to start looking at expanding. This is a time when I think we're going to see a large extent. expansion of state power because the states are the rational actors in the space taking care of people funding good programs and the more effective that we can run our states and we've seen some really effective leadership in many of our governors that I think is where we will see good results for the country oh god I hope so I have to just acknowledge and congratulate you on your win you won by 14 points 14.4 but you know I don't think everyone's I'm not sure by 14 points you moved Every district to the left, you clawed back all the demographics that Democrats lost last time.

Your election is looked at as kind of a bellwether for the midterms potentially, giving Democrats a lot of hope. If you had any advice to the Democratic Party for the upcoming midterms, what would you tell them? Listen. It's, you know, that's where you start every good campaign, is listening to as many voters as possible. I think over time, you know, people in politics have gotten real cute about, you know, doing all this modeling over who are voters or who aren't. You got to talk to everybody.

I was at an event and there was, you know, we had heard all these stories and I have four kids, two teenage boys. And we'd been hearing all these stories about how Trump is making so many inroads into teenage boys. And I told my son, I said, you've got to watch it. It's all over, you know, social media. people are after you guys and you have to be smart. And my youngest said, don't worry, mom, I'm a lib. And I'm like, I'm like, good. So I was at this event, you know, hundreds and hundreds of people there.

And I'm talking to the event. And out of the corner of my eye, there's this group of teenage boys. And they're like taking all these selfies and they're going like this. And I'm thinking, are these guys trolling me? Like, is this, like, what's going on here, you know? And sure enough, I said to the event organizer, I said, you know, who are these young men? And she said, oh, my gosh, they love you.

They have knocked thousands of doors. And I, that's my reaction, right? Like, oh, my gosh. And that's what we wanted. I mean, we were trying to get to everybody because that's bringing everyone together around this vision for the future and the people that, you know, we most need to engage

engage our kids. That's right. And that's where I think, that's when I felt like, wow, we are really creating something special here. I still haven't gotten my own teenage sons to come to these events. One day. But we'll know. One day.

It's amazing how it doesn't matter how accomplished and impressive you are as a mom, you're never cool to your kids. There's nothing you can do to be cool. That is correct. Yes, yes. I have a 13-year-old daughter and that keeps you humble. Yeah, it does. Oh, God love our children.

Before I let you go, I just wanted, I want to play a quick game with you if you're willing. It's a New Jersey game. Rapid fire. I'm going to ask you some questions, and you have to choose one. I'm going to name two New Jersey things, and you have to pick which one. Uh-oh. Okay? These are hard-hitting questions, all right?

No softballs for you, Governor. All right. What's more New Jersey? Tony Soprano or Snooki? Oof. So, Sopranos was filmed. in my old congressional district, so I'll say Tony Soprano.

Oh, yeah, Tony Soprano. Okay, great answer. What's more New Jersey, hating New Yorkers or hating Pennsylvanians? Hating New Yorkers. Hating New Yorkers. Oh, oh. Okay, what's more New Jersey, Wawa or Diners?

Oh, geez. Oh, no. Oh, my God. All right. I'm going to say diners because of disco fries. Oh, there you go. to go at diners. Okay, I can get on board with that. What's more New Jersey going, oh, or going, and you have to do both. But which one is your favorite? I'm going to get her to say it again.

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