The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Jordan Klepper vs. Trump Supporters - The Complete Collection

Episode Date: December 25, 2020

Jordan Klepper's on-the-scene coverage of Trump rallies spans four years of lunacy, revealing Trump supporters' undying devotion during the president's increasingly unhinged term in office. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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His success has baffled the mainstream media. But it turns out the secret to Trump has been right to change to the to tru-a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. the to the victory in New Hampshire. His success has baffled the mainstream media. But it turns out, the secret to Trump has been right under their noses the whole time. This is a circus unlike to anything that we have seen in modern American politics. This is the greatest show on earth. Now if you want to understand the circus that is Donald Trump. Don't ask these idiots. Ask the guy with a sword down his throat. Circus performer, Adam Real Man. People like the danger element of a circus

and a sideshow. You know, when the lion tamer sticks his head in the lion's mouth, tell me, you want to see a lion just chop his head off. Yeah. The audience I think always wants to know that this stuff is real, and it is real. We're watching a loaded gun on stage, and it could go off at any moment and say, Mexicans are rapists. Boom, it could say anything. So there's a dangerous tel. Mexicans are rapists.

Okay, so maybe he hasn't been to many Trump events. But real man taught me that the greatest show must have a ringleader who can work a crowd. You have to give them the pitch. You have to impress them. You have to impress your crowd, exactly. Your poll numbers, super hot. Correct. I'm leading every Paul nationwide. You're the best. That's it.

Best businessman you've ever seen. Yes. I make great deals. Look at this show. Gentlemen, we are going to, hey, let's bring out the snake charmer. We bring out the snake charmer. You bring Palin out. Okay. You betcha. It has to be something that an audience will want to see. Everybody had a good old time.

You bought a hat. Hell, I want to see this freak again again. Exactly. This guy got it. Trump really is the greatest show on earth, you're kind of insulting a lot of the circus world. Okay. Regardless, I had to see Trump up close, so I headed to one of his rallies and got to hear from some die-hard trumpeters. I think he's the only candidate on the Republican side who's actually going to build a wall. And who's going to make him pay for it? He's going to make China? You know what, people say, oh, you can't make a the the the, that's a bunch of horse crab. It's pretty easy to make China pay for it.

China will be paying for the wall. Should Mexico pay for the wall? Oh, Mexico, sorry. Either way. It doesn't make, yeah. One of those countries is paying for that wall. Donald Trump has inaugurperated. that curtain. Take one of my car. Deficion of ISIS. Deficion of ISIS. What should we do to ISIS?

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Takes guts to run for president, believe me. You've been number one in the polls every single week. I've been on the cover of Time magazine so much lately. When I was on last week, I didn't even know they were putting away the cover. That's when you're really hitting it big. He made the audience recoil at the freak show. Look at it back there, look at these people. Look at them. Six. They start booing. He whipped the crowd into a frenzy with a high wire act of political incorrectness. She said he's a pussy. Let's go.

Who's it? And then something strange happened. We're going to do something that's going to be whether you like Dwight Eisenhower, no matter what you do, Dwight Eisenhower, I like, everybody said. He started to meander. I just asked the tickets, I wanted tickets for the debate. The post office in Washington, D.C., right? People got bored.

It's an incredible building. But then, like any great showman, he pulled them back in with his greatest routine, a feat of xenophobic strength. Who the hell is going to pay for the wall? What? What? What? Ha-aq-haust.

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when we passed the 17th Amendment. So like back when women couldn't vote? Yeah, well, back up again. Like, that was kind of your sweet spot right there. Absolutely, but 1913. What year was America great? When it was founded. Except for the slavery stuff.

Except for the slavery stuff, you know? I think we were probably our strongest immediately post-war two. So around the 1950s? Yeah, mid-40s, 50s. I mean, I think the 50s was great other than, you know, segregation and women's rights. We could sit here and paint negative faces of all times in America. Correct. It's Make America Great. So when was the last grade? It's always been great. So we're, so if it's always been great, what are we trying to go back to? We're not going back, we're going forward. Well, I guess the 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80, I, I the 80, I the 80, I the 80, I the 80, I the 80. I the 80. I the 80. the 80. the 80. the 80. the 80. the 80. the 80. the 80s, the 80s, the 80s, the 80s, tha, th. th. th. th. th. th. thia. thiae. thia. thia. thia. thage. thage. tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, to, tha. to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to the. the. the. the. the. the. the is, thea. We're, theea. We're, theeeee is, the an thee an thea.a. Wea. We're, thea. We're, tha. What are we trying to go back to? We're not going back, we're going forward.

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to build a country based on laws. That was greatness. That was awesome. Other than the slavery, obviously, that was terrible. We did have that. And the Indian thing, right? That was terrible. And the women's voting thing. But other than that, that was awesome. A few hiccups along the way. Like they say, you know. That was nobody that was nobody that the women the women the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, the women, and the women, the women, and the women, and the women, the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, the women's women's women's women's women's women's women's women's women, and the women, and the women's women's women's women's women's women's women's women's women's women's women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, and the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, the women, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, th. We're, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, wo, and women, the, the, that, that was awesome. A few hiccups along the way, you know. Like they say, nobody made it to the top without breaking a few pieces of China. That wasn't an insult, by the way. Donald Trump's new ideological screening test will weed out extremists with... Extreme views about religion, such it's oppression of women, gays, and non-believers.

That's right, Trump wants prospective Americans to embrace religious freedom, gender equality and gay rights. At a recent rally in Wisconsin, his fans were on board. I am for extreme vetting. I am. I think it is a good idea. Extreme vetting. I think that's a good idea? Of course, he forgot, he he he forgot he forgot he forgot he forgot he forgot he forgot he forgot he he he he he he he he th got th got th got th got th got th got th got th got th got thi thi thi thi thi tho tho- tho- thi thi. thi. thi. thoes, thoes, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. te. tha. t idea. Extreme vetting. I think that's a good idea? Of course. He forgot one thing, just make them eat some bacon. These guys were pumped about America's values of tolerance, so I knew they'd passed Trump's test with flying colors.

Fill in the blank for me. Two men getting married is blank. Disgusting. Actually, the answer is legal in the United States. It's legal, but I don't like to's important to believe in you know to have respect for everyone's religion. So you respect Christianity? I do. Judaism? Yes. Islam? No. Can a woman be president? The presidency is a man's job. I have women are qualified to be president? No. A female has more hormones. She could start a war in 10 seconds. If she has hot flashes, whatever.

Boom! Haven't all wars been started by men? Yes. Do you think a gay couple should have the same rights as a... No, I don't. I really don't. I don't think it's fair. To the gay couple? Well, no, but the regular couple, they work so hard, you know, and the gay couple, they want more. When you say more, do you mean equal?

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That's an American ideal. Tell me about your shirt. What's it say? It says, huh? Hillary sucks. But not like Monica. Hilarious. So we were talking about treating women with respect.

It's American ideal that we treat women with respect. You got to give me the back of that shirt one more time, that's too much fun. Trump, that bitch! We don't even see the irony in it. I love it, right? As passionate as these guys were, they just weren't passing Trump's ideological test. Luckily there was still time to study. This will just help you prep for the test. So if you take it again, you'll be more welcome here. This is a DVD of the third season of Will and Grace. It's a really likeable and not too gay, gay people. This one is going to be good for you. Gloria Stineum.

This really like humanizes women. Because as feminist, you have so much work to be done. You are feminist? No. Obviously, extreme vetting was necessary to weed out extremists, but until this plan was in place, were any of us safe. Are you afraid the extremists are already here right now? They could be anywhere.

They could be right here. They could be over there. You can be that guy or this guy. He could be anybody anybody anybody anybody anybodythis guy. He could be anybody. It could be anybody. This past summer, Trump flagwavers spouted a lot of theories about Hillary Clinton's health. We see the coughing fits. She's had, it seems like a number of blood clots.

What on earth could be the reason behind Hillary Clinton's bizarre behavior. Look, it almost seems seizure-esque to me. Turns out they were... sort of right. We're now learning she's been diagnosed with pneumonia. If the crackpot's halfway nailed one theory, maybe their truth fingers were in, deeper than mine. I had to find out. I headed to Trump rallies in the crucial swing states of Ohio and Wisconsin

to discover what his supporters know that the rest of us don't. Do you think it's worse than pneumonia? And way she looks, yes. So what do you think's going on? It could be Parkinson's. It could be MS. It could be AIDS. What makes you think she has AIDS? Uh, way her husband used to be. So you think Bill Clinton get AIDS?

So how did Bill Clinton get AIDS? Probably messing around with that Magic Johnson. That's the natural conclusion? Yes. Interesting. The Clintons and Magic Johnson. What else do they know? They were saying there's like a double of her? Do you think there was a Hillary Clinton double?

Yeah. I think anything's possible when it comes to doubles. Wow, a Clinton double. Who knew? So I printed out two identical photos to see if they could see what we couldn't. Which one's the body double? I'd say that one. So what is it about this one that makes sure they think it's not Hillary? That little thing on her cheek is very obvious and the scarring or whatever this is down in her throat is different. They look a today. thu. thin. thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and the thin, and thin, and the thin, and thin, and the thin, and the thin, and the the thin, and the the thin, and the sco- thin, and thin, and thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' their thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the the the the an thoan, which thoan, which the an the an thoan, which the an the an thoan, the an thin' thin, thin, throat is different. They look a ton of like, right? This looks a little bit younger. You think this looks younger? Yeah. But don't you think if you just look at something for long enough and you kind of have a paranoid mind, eventually you'll find a difference and make a big deal of it? Yeah. I think something like

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But how do you, what's your proof? Well, their parents? But no, but they're biased. I'm talking about like you. Okay. He acts like a Muslim. He talks like a Muslim. He also does the Muslim principles as far as jewelry is concerned. Jewry? Yeah, jewelry. Certain months of the year, not wearing his wedding ring.

That's a deep cut. You want me to connect your necklace to your Christianity? Why would you do that? Well, you just taught me it. I didn't even know people were connecting jewelry to religion. Muslims don't wear... Is that a Jew watch? And one of the most unbelievable discoveries yet. Brock Obama had a big part of 9-11.

Which part? Not being around, always on vacation, never in the office. Why do you think Barack Obama wasn't in the Oval Office on 9-11? That I don't know. We'd like to get to the bottom of that. Wow, mind-blown. They also had new truths about the media cover-up of Trump's surging popularity. I don't think the media really portrays all the African-Americans to support Donald Trump as much.

So what should we be portraying? Where are these African-A Um. When you literally look out across the 400, 500 people here, we don't see any. They'll wave. Wave white people. Yeah. It's like a Dave Matthews concert. Except Dave Matthews actually has African Americans in his band. Tell me when you see somebody who is not white.

Here, right here. Thank you, brother. Donald Trump don't even know how much a loaf of bread or a dozen eggs cause. So you don't even support Donald Trump? No. Okay, so he didn't work. Turns out they got one wrong. But the rest of their theories can be backed up with ironclad sources. What's your source?

Just Facebook or Twitter, I mean everything. And I... So you'll look at like facts and bullshund you put it all together. Exactly. So outside of having no proof, what proof do you have? I don't have any proof? Do I have any proof? Your opinion? Do I have proof? No. Do I have articles? No. But your mind is made up? My mind is made up. Good enough for me. Good enough for me. According to the mainstream media, Donald Trump's lewd talk and recent sexual assault allegations are eroding his Republican support. The GOP is abandoning their nominee in droves. The exodus of Republican support continued. Republicans are deserting the sinking ship.

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Well, I'd like to grab al-Qaeda by the pussy and shove some Yankee-Doodle dandy right up its ass. Also a no, but how were they okay with a presidential candidate bragging about sexual assault? Wait for it? I think it's just locker room talk. They're really... What does that mean? Guys in the bar talk that way when they see a pretty girl. What do you say?

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Was there any line Trump couldn't cross? Is there anything Trump could say that could come on up that would make you not vote for him? No matter what he says or does I will vote for Donald Trump. What if he said the N-word would you still vote for him? Um it wouldn't be right but I would still vote for him? What if he said everybody should go flick little pigs would that would you still vote for him then? I would still vote for him? Wow the media's fingers? the media? to the media? to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the media? to to to tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. true? true? true? true? true? true? true? tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. true? No? No? No. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. the media's fingers were nowhere near the pulse. They had gotten it wrong. People here knew Trump's comments weren't sexual assault. They were something completely different.

Just ask this man who conducted a highly scientific survey. I got news for you. I got news for you. That is news to me. One man's sexual assault is another man's flirtation. You must be quite the charmer with the ladies the ladies the ladies the ladies the ladies the ladies the ladies the ladies the ladies the ladies the ladies the. That is news to me. One man's sexual assault is another man's flirtation. You must be quite the charmer with the ladies. I used to be. You know, I got the ring down. One of them landed me. She even squeezed it so I can't get it off because she's sort of like took it off once and it was a little mark there so she's no dummy. Oh well I think she's a dummy if she that she th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is she th is th is th is a th is she th is she th is she thin thin thin thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's a th. I's a thi. I's a thi. I's a thi. I's a thi. I's a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a tru. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm try. I'm try. I'm thi. I'm a thinks somebody else is gonna fuck you. Sorry, bro, just a little bit of locker room talk.

This has been a divisive nightmare of an election, but in the spirit of moving forward, at one of the debates, the candidates themselves took an opportunity to say one positive thing about each other. I hitched a ride to a Trump rally to see if his supporters were also ready to rise above the anger and reach out to the other side. Can you say one nice thing about Hillary Clinton? Not really. Not one. No, I have absolutely nothing nice to say about Hillary Clinton. What about people who support Hillary? I think they're idiots. No I can't I'm sorry. I'd like to be a gentleman and say, yeah, she got a nice kid. But, uh...

She has a nice kid, right? I guess. She hasn't proven herself to be guilty of anything yet. I'm sorry. Jordan, what can I tell you? You're bumming me the fuck out, man. Wow, together, and teach those hateful Trump voters a thing or two about kindness.

What do you like about Donald Trump? Nothing. He's an asshole. Is there any good thing about Donald Trump that you could say? No. No. No. I'll give you time. Okay, let me think. um. You didn't. You changed your hair a little bit and then you said the same the same the same the same the same the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thioomor. thioom or thi. thi. thi. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, yes, I think. All right, no, you didn't. You changed your hair a little bit, and then you said the same thing. He has economic background. Okay. Whether he can put it into a plan that will suit our nation, I don't know.

Stop. The first part was a nice compliment. You weren't loved enough as a child. Oh, baby. Be nice, be nice. So both camps have a ways to go. Maybe they just needed a little push. What if I gave you $2? Would you say something nice about Hillary Clinton? No.

What if I gave you $10? What have I told you it will help our society to put aside your partisanship and actually say something kind about somebody that half the country supports? Not Hillary. Okay. How about this? Democrats like expressing their feelings. Maybe that was the way in.

We're going to do a I feel statement. Talk to Donald Trump. So I want you to say, when you say, when you, blank, I feel blank. When you say grab her by the pussy, I feel like a disrespected woman. Okay, that's good. When you say let's build a wall, I say let's build you into the wall. Okay, see what you did right there? You didn't say I feel. What you did is you use that as an opportunity to be negative. Mm-hmm. Now that's something, you know who would do something like that? Don't do this. This wasn't working. If I couldn't unite the people, maybe I could unite the slogans. Wait. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to toee. toe. toee. toe. toe. to toe. the. the. the. the. the not it. Good. Okay better that can work Make America Make America the stronger together again

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God bless America. Not even a month since the campaign ended with victory, Donald Trump was getting the band back together again for... Something. The President's elect planning to visit those states that helped him secure a win for the White House. A Trump victory tour. Now they tell us, they want us to call it a Thank you tour. They're calling it a victory tour. They're calling it a thank you tourist. Right. No one in the media or Trump's camp seems to know exactly what this event is. So I went to Cincinnati to find out.

What is this? Oh, we know what? We got a bunch of people who are really excited about Trump. They said we're going to get tired of winning. We're not tired. was still campaigning about, he's still going on. I mean, it's, it is. It's obvious if he doesn't know when the campaign ends. That's right. What is it again? It's a victory tour.

It's a victory tour. It's a victory tour. Yeah, take another lap, why not? How many of these rallies? Do you think you'll see all the time all day long all day long 24 seven Somebody's gonna have to run the the country. Yeah, well just think The trumpster is our president from apprentice the president. I love I love Trump. It's incredible right Ways you want to blow your brains on it's so mind boggling

Nek Jesus was right. This was a hell of a bash. While Trump has changed his tune on things like locking up Hillary and draining the swamp, these people were partying like it was October 2016. They had their signs and their background dabs and they knew the lyrics to all the hints. We're ready. We're ready. Yeah, build the wall? Build a ball during the swap. Lock her up?

We're going to lock her up, of course. Of course. Some people are saying she's a good person shouldn't be prosecuted. Well, they're liars. Well, that person is Donald Trump. Right, that's wall. At least we know, Donald Trump's not going to stand for having Hillary's elitist New York bankers anywhere near the government.

None of the bullshit. Except for bringing in some billionaire bankers in the conference. It's going to happen. Yeah, sure, sure. So some of that bulls. Sure. The Goldman Sachs guy, I mean, that is the swamp we want to drain. the swamp, the swamp, the swamp they're the Treasury. Oh yeah. The swap will be drained now. He does have a couple people like Seed Manitian who was Goldman Sachs.

You gotta fill the swap. You gotta, yeah, there's parts of the swap they're gonna come in, there's parts of the swap, they're gonna, you know? That's just not as catchy to say, so yeah. It's not. It's not, yeah. member, lobbyist or whatnot, is that not the best thing to do? Somebody who's the most qualified for the job, has the most experience, even if some of their background is suspect, that's the person who should have that job. That's right, a common sense way of looking at things. That was, I think, Hillary Clinton's entire platform. The point is, instead of spending time learning how to run the country or following through on campaign tha a rally like this just feels so good.

The bottom line is, we won. We won. We won big. I love you, too. Look at this place. Oh, you're going to be happy. We're all going to be happy. And I was finally starting to see exactly what this was. It was a big self-congratulatory pleasure fest, in the round.

This is kind of our triumph. And so you guys wanted to like kind of get together in a big circular area and just kind of help each other release some of the tension and celebrate. Yes, exactly. It's important for you guys to just all come together at the same time. It's a sense of community. Yeah, it's a circle jerk. If you are, call it that, sure. Yeah, it's a circle to you. Well, good talking to you. Good talking to you. Get ready, America.

Your forearms are gonna be huge. Four years ago, I hit the streets to get the unfiltered truth from America's most engaged voters. Trump, that bitch! Ha ha! We don't even see the irony of it. Now we're heading into an historic election, and I'm excited to get out into America and embed myself in the middle of the campaign trail. First stop, rain-soaked Hershey, Pennsylvania.

their spirits. But even Mother Nature couldn't dampen our spirits. It's eight hours before Donald Trump arrives. It's raining, and there are people here. How's it going? Good to see you. Good to see you again. You guys excited? Absolutely be here for Congress, 20-20, baby. You're running for Congress? Yes, I am. I bet you are.

Anybody can do it. A lot of familiar faces. Doris, Carol. Nice to be out there amongst my people once more. How's it go, guys? F. You can do. Here we go again. Since my last Trump rally, there have been roughly 37 Marvel movies and one very combative impeachment

trial. But what else has changed? So what's new this season? Um, everything. Honestly, we got this baby Yoda shirt. Great America Keep. Well, I get it. It sounds like something Donald Trump would say.

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Dickless. Elizabeth Warren? Scummy. Bernie Sanders. Bolshevik. Pete Budgech. That's just a joke. What's the punchline?

Who, man, trying to be politically correct here, but you know. So I said Budijjjjj I thought the word you were going to pick was vet. Pete Budgege. Pete butte. Peat but. Pete butt? That's two words. I can't say the whole thing on camera. What's the whole thing? Peep-up Club. Beepopop. Oh, it's homophobic. That's why you can't say it. Homophobia aside, there was one big new thing hanging over this rally.

The impeachment. What do you think about this impeachment? It's bullshit? Burschart. Why is it bullshit? It's total bullshit, it's total nonsense. And Trump has been grooming his supporters to push back on any impeachment talk with this simple demand. All you have to do is read the transcript. Read the transcript. Read the transcript.

Read the transcript. Read the transcript. Read the transcript. Right. Yeah, read the transcript, right? Yeah, look at the transcript. Have you read the transcript? Uh, I trust the word of our president, yeah. Read the transcript, right? Yeah, absolutely. Did you read the transcript?

I've, I mean, I've written most of it, but there's, there's nothing to- Skim the transcript. impeachment, all that bullshit, you know, but uh... How long have you been waiting out here for Donald Trump? Since 8 o'clock. Hours? A lot of free time. Absolutely. I read the transcript. Read the transcript. Yeah.

Did you read the transcript? I don't have to. Everyone else. to read the transit. I haven't. Right. But it is just important. Yeah. Don't be a sheep.

Think for yourself. But again, just to be very clear, you have not read. You have not read. I have not read. you've read. You're just true. Right, don't be a sheep. It was a message these people who were being herded through gates and corralled into pens to then be guarded over by men on horses, knew all too well. These totally not sheep are ready for 11 more months of this.

Whatever this is. And so am I. Campaign 2020, here we go again. When 60 Minutes premiered in September 1968, there was nothing like it. This is 60 Minutes. It's a kind of a magazine for television. Very few have been given access to the treasures in our archives. But that's all about to change.

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Trump train, chuteo, true. It's just awesome. But he's fucking local. Yeah! Megan! Oh shit! I've had nightmare for that shirt. Been to a Trump rally before? No, sir. What are your expectations? Truth. Truth. At a Trump rally? Yeah. Good luck. However, all anyone's been talking about is the impeachment.

And while 69% of Americans wanted to hear from witnesses like John Bolton, Senate Republicans wouldn't allow it. So what did these folks think of the trial as it nears its end? I think the impeachment trial itself is a joke, period. It's a shit show. We think it's a complete sham. He hasn't done anything. He hasn't done anything. He didn't do anything.

He didn't do anything. Well, that's it right should testify? No. Why not? Well he could testify but I think he's vengeful for getting fired from his job. I think he's a liar. John Bolton's a liar. Absolutely. There should be a system set up where he takes an oath and then under oath he tel us the truth. Otherwise he's punished. I think there should be, yes. And maybe there's a a a judge is a judge is a judge is a judge a judge a judge a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. S. S. th. th. thoomoom. thi. toe. tooom. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. tell us the truth, otherwise he's punished. I think there should be, yes. And maybe there's a judge who's put in charge, like the highest judge in the land, appointed by a Republican. And then we can all see what he has to say. Would you be for a system like that? Sure.

While they seem to want first-hand information from witnesses, they definitely didn to Trump's favorite old defense. I've read the transcript for verbatim, not verbatim, but I've read the transcript meaning like, I've watched everybody read it on the news. I haven't seen the transcript. You know that's not what reading the transcript means. But you've watched people read the transcript. Right. I haven't personally read the transcript? I have, spoiler alert, he asked a foreign country to interfere in our election. It's crazy, right? It's crazy.

You know what, I've explored this one before. But luckily, Trump has two or five new airtight legal defenses. There's no, whatever that word is, quid pro-cro. My lips are cold. It's hard to say. It's even harder to convince other people that it happened. New word I just learned, yeah. There's no crime that's been, there's no, a crime that he's been accused of.

What? What? What? What do you mean? They've not make an accusation or brought an actual penal code. Um, yeah. You can tell he hasn't done anything wrong just by his demeanor. I mean, he would be trying to hide things.

If you were blocking witnesses or evidence or something like that, you'd be like, oh, you're hiding something. But otherwise... Right. He's saying let him see everything. Let him see anything. I'll prove whatever you want, want me to prove. Right, but Trump is blocking witnesses. I don't care. Oh, but we were saying earlier that if you're blocking something, it shows that you have something to hide.

Didn't Obama hide his birth certificate? He did. And Trump found that thing. And I said he was an American citizen. Yeah. I know, so who's got egg on their face? Yeah. You know, who has egg on their face? Well.

So what do these supporters see in our impeached president's future? They're going to impeach him again. Is it going to another impeachment? Probably all the way to for five more years. Did you feel the impeachment was a distraction? Not at all. I don't think he's got a skin that is about as thick as it gets. Donald Trump is. Yeah, thick skin. He gets mad if a celebrity makes fun of him on Twitter. Well, the, uh, it's good. I like his tweeting. He should take a victory th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's got thi's got thi. thi. thi's got thi. thi's thi's thi. thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's got th. He's got th. He's got thi. He's got thi. He's got thi. He's got thi. He's got thi. He's got thi. He's got thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thweetings. He should take a victory lap. It should have already happened. Yeah, yeah. What should he do?

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when nothing's been done. Who's at Donald Trump's way going forward? The only people that would be in his way are other Republicans trying to get in office. Yeah, he's finally, he's evolved this presidency into a into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into a dictatorship into into a dictatorship into into a dictatorship into into into a dictatorship into a dictatorship into understand. Exactly. Yeah. Wow. Do these folks care at all about our president declaring himself absolute ruler? I think I might know the answer. I don't care. Exactly. In the era of COVID, social gatherings come with a certain amount of risk, but Trump supporters have found safer footing on water.

So I charted a boat and went to New Jersey, baby. The site of a Trump rally on boats. While the president himself isn't there, he shouted out to his beautiful boaters, and it's the perfect way for me to get back out into the field. To get my sea legs under me, I had to talk to a real deal Maga Yotsman like Captain John of Tom's River. Safe social distancing practices meant staging an interview that was not awkward at all. We're going to the Donald Trump parade today and Raleigh. As we're expect over a thousand boats.

I've got to say I'm getting a little bit a bit a bit of of of of of of of of of of of a over a thousand boats. I gotta say I'm getting a little bit of boat envy here. Well, boat envy, penis envy, you know. I was making that connection too, yeah. Enough land talk. I wanted to see just how impressive these beautiful boaters were. It is a line of Trump boats as far as the eye can see. It really just keeps going. It's like an election polling place in a minority district. Who are you voting for? Who are you, I can't, who are you voted for? Donald J. Shore.

Must be undecided. I'm usually not so worried out on the water, but technically this is an entire armada of Jersey drivers. Hey, this is an entire armada of Jersey drivers. Hey, thank you, too. A little history about the area. We're here on the Jersey Shore. That's the cove where Snooky got finger. And over there is the beach that Chris Christie hogged to himself.

We're thank America Great Against. Fake America Great again. It's a weird slogan for an incumbent. Yeah, it's hot. I'm worried about COVID. I'm all right. Boaters absolutely love him. And the president loves boating.

But why? Well, because a lot of beautiful women and he's always been, loves women, you know. That was obvious when I first met him. And, you know, as another man I could tell. You could tell. He was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, he was way, the way, th wa, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoes, thoes, tho, thoomome. thoomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomome. And, you know, as another man I could tell. You could tell. He was like... It was way, I was looking at a woman and, you know,

what another disrobing him with your eyes. Oh, yeah, that's the kind of guy you wasn't in charge. It was on his motor yacht down in Atlantic City. He had to threw a party on it and I was, um, I was a guest, I was a guest, I was a guest, I was a guest I mean, it was really a who's who, you know. Now, what Trump wife was allowed to be on the boat, what Trump mistress and future wife was on the boat? Well, I met both of his wives in past years and everything, the first one and the second one. But I remember the first time I met him, his aura came in the room before he did. So if you had to rank Trump's energy from tran energy tran energy tran energy tran energy tran tran tran tran tran tran tran true true true, if true, if true, if true, if true, if true, if true, if true, if true, if true, true, true, true, true, true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what tr, what tr, what tr, what tr, what tr, what tr, what tr, what tr, what tr, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, what true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, what tr scale of zero to 130,000. What would you rake it at? The top of, you know, top of the spectrum.

130,000? Yeah, close to it, yeah. 140,000? These numbers keep going up. Yeah, I know, but he's that powerful. I mean, he's getting bombarded from all sides and he's just standing there. He's not flinching. Yeah. the they. they. they. tha. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. to. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. top. top. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. Do you support the basic tenets of the Black Lives Matter movement? Oh, okay. You understand that systemic racism is something that we all together have to collectively work together to dismantle?

I don't know if they're understanding. I'm going to try something more of their speed. What's your favorite by Jovi song? I don't know if they're understanding. I'm going to try something more of their speed. What's your favorite by Jovi song? I wonder what the relationship is between number of flags and midlife sexual insecurities. One to one? If you can't beat him, join them. So I used maritime signal flags to speak the beautiful language of the tunnel tell. As the day wound down, it was clear the event was a success.

Of course, the threshold was pretty low. I don't think we saw one fire and one thing broke. Yeah, or one minority, to be fair. Well, not true. You look closely, you'll see everybody here. You'll see everybody that brought in here. It's very diverse. I see yachts. I see skiffs.

I see jet skis. Sure, the rest of the country is suffering through a historic pandemic and a major economic and racial reckoning. But out here, for the bare-chested admirals, the jet-ski, and the Frosé Pirates, there's still only one man suited to be president. He doesn't speak or you know like a normal you know politician but he talks like a billionaire and a businessman at a New York. Yeah I know a lot of people I mean because I'm a businessman I have lots of friends that are very successful business people, and he, you know, he's really perfect for the job right now.

Do you think you're speaking from a position of privilege? No, not so much as privilege, but just my instinct, again. To be clear, your position is on the front of a 50-foot-long yacht. 70. Yes. But you're a common man. I am. You might think hours in the hot sun, bouncing on choppy seas, listening to choppy arguments, might take its toll on a liberal land lover like myself. And you'd be right. On the day Donald Trump most likely contracted COVID at an event in the Rose Garden, he hosted another slightly different kind of super spreader event, a campaign rally.

These rallies are a known vector for spreading many of Trump's favorite lies. So I traveled to the battleground state of Pennsylvania to see just how many people had caught Trump's version of reality. I'm here to Trump rally in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. We are weeks away from the election, months away from finding out who wins and probably about a year away from losing the loved ones at the inevitable civil war.

Let's do this. Yeah, make America great again. Make America great again. Who? Woo! Rambo flag, classic. How's it going? You might if I check out some of your stuff? Yesterday we did $5,400,000 and sales.

What is selling now? Is there anything 200,000 deaths later that doesn't quite work as well? Not with the Trump stuff. It's almost as if the Trump stuff isn't affected by that doesn't quite work as well? Not with the Trump stuff. It's almost as if the Trump stuff isn't affected by that at all. Exactly. Yeah, uh-huh. Tell me about these shorts. Well, we got the Donald Trump short.

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You feel like people are going to feel this effect for weeks to come. Why no mask? Frankly, I forgot it in my car. I forgot to grab it on the way out. Honestly, it's not even for COVID. I just think all of the sharpy fumes are not super healthy for it. Probably not. What do you think about the whole mask situation right now?

Are you worried about COVID? For me, like me personally, I'm not worried, but my dad is underlying health conditions. So if he gets it, he's getting me in trouble. Why come here and take that risk if your dad has health issues? Just to see Trump. So it's worth a little bit of risk. Yeah. Nice flags, man.

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That's freedom. That's freedom? That's freedom? That's freedom? Are you excited about? the court's going to fill the court with constitutional loving Americans again. That court has been too liberal for too long. Really?

Of course, it's important for Americans to do whatever they can to protect a human life. Yes. Why aren't you wearing a mask? I mean, again, it's a personal choice I think. If everybody was wearing them and everybody said put a mask on, I would respect everybody's wishes and put it on. We're not cheap. You're not cheap. But if everybody was wearing masks, if everybody was wearing a but we're not cheaper. You're not cheaple. We're not. So you're gonna look at what everybody's doing and you're gonna

follow along. That's it. Yeah, but not cheap. Not cheap. As the not sheep were bravely running into a tightly packed airplane hanger to see patient zero, I couldn't help but think of D-Day and the beaches of Normandy. Well I don't know which side they're on. As I traced the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their s s s s s s s s s. their s. their their. their. their. their. the. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm not. I'm. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not t. I'm not t. I'm not t. I'm not t.a.a. I'm not te.a.a. te.e.e. te. te.e. t. t. t. t. I'm. I'm side they're on. As I traced the spread of bullshit, I was fearful for those most vulnerable, whose defenses were already compromised. About two months before COVID started, somebody put me on to Q&N. And I believe some of it, and I don't believe some of it, but I believe only so much can be a conspiracy. I think a lot of it's true. You know about Q&N is the anything you can't that you can can can can don't know? JFK Jr. is still alive. What? This guy is always behind Trump at the rallies? So you're saying

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He mails it in. That's different. Yeah, it's different. How's it different? I don't know. I honestly know that. I don't know what you're talking about. But you do know it's different.

But you do know it's different. After hours in the heavily contaminated parking lot. and chill, but I still had one burning question. Are you in a better place than you were four years ago? Absolutely, absolutely. Is America a better place than they were four years ago? I believe absolutely. We have higher unemployment, we have 200,000 people dead due to COVID, and we have riots in the streets. Yes, let me just tell you this much.

Yes, I'm doing much better. I'm literally making four times as I was making when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when I was making the the? I work for a debt relief company. Yeah. So now as a debt relief employee, you make more money under Donald Trump. Yeah, I do, yeah. Yeah. It's good to be a white debt relief collector. After an historic 227 year campaign, I found myself at another Trump rally, one of three he was having in Pennsylvania that very day. And while there was still some of the usual totally realistic expectations, I'm calling 47 states for Trump.

At this rally in the final week of election season, I noticed something different. It was... quiet. Are people just tired? You know, I think people, I think people are exhausted. Me too. And I'm ready to move on. I've been to a lot of Trump rallies before, and I have to say this is probably the most subdued rally I've been to. It's eerily quiet.

You can hear a Q-a-Nan push notification ding in someone's pocket. This was a chance to hear Trump make his final case, and frankly, for Maga country to do the same. It's about the economy. He provided jobs. When people are working and not, the true, the fact, that's not. that's not true. He has not.

He has not. Tony, I need my sheet. I'm going to give you facts. Give me facts. Give me facts. What's on the fax sheet? I'm going to show you. The fax sheet is that in my car. We have not had a fact sheet before. This is good. Oh, really? Bring it it. I'm bringing it. I hope it doesn't have the the the the that. I the th. I th. I that. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'll that. I'll that. I'll the fact. I'm the fact. I'll that. I'll the facts. the facts. the facts. I'll the facts. the facts. I'll the facts. I the facts. I the facts. I the facts. I the facts. I the facts. I the facts. I the facts. I the facts. I the facts. I the facts. I the facts. I the fact. I the fact. I the fact. I the fact. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll the th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll that. I'll that. I'll. I'll that. I'll. I'll that. I'll that. I'll that. I'll the the the the dead because that thing's going to be huge. Okay, jobs added 4 million under Biden and Obama, negative 2.8 million. What is the website you're on? I don't know. I'll have to Google it. Okay, so her friend didn't have the facts, but she did have the Zinfandel. Let's talk about African-American communities and all the things we've done for that. Great.

What is he doing? With the jail thing. You know, where he was corrected the, uh... You gotta help me out here. Tony, come here. While I waited for Tony to get her shit together, I wanted to wrap my head around their Hail Mary October Surprise. And that's, th his, well, I'll just let them explain it. You can see on Fox and One American News about the laptop, the Hunter Biden's laptop, and

then all the corruption taking money from the different countries, you know, from Russia and China, then Joe Biden would do whatever these countries needed. What did he do? Well, either what he did or did not do? What did he do? Well, so you have to be determined exactly what he did. I saw pedophilia in China, something like that? Do you believe it?

I don't know. That's something I have to look into a lot more. We see about like the Hunter Biden scandal. What exactly happened with that? I think they found a laptop that had emails in. Who did it? Who was the FBI? They found a laptop with like emails and pictures of, you know, Biden talking with like Ukraine and China about business deals and stuff like that.

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As the horn rang and the masses filed into the last rally, there was a bittersweet feeling in the air. Folks are heading on in, this is the last chance for them to get unfettered access to the President of the United States. After this, after this it might be through plexiglass, maybe with a telephone. If this somber attitude was a reflection of what could happen on election day. Are these folks prepared for a world post-Trump? Trump could totally win. If for some chance he doesn't win, what happens to all of this afterwards? Me personally? Sure.

I will not live under a socialist government. And just look up the three red flags. On the Biden campaign poster, there's the three red lines. Yeah. Look it up on Google. Well, I think it's an E. It's supposed to be an E, but look at the three red flags or three red banners.

And they mean? Communism. He's stuck communism right there on the flag? You got it. You don't want to be in a place of socialized medicine? Nope. So where would you go? I'm going to look at Costa Rica. Which has universal health care? Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I'm not going to live under socialist rule. I don't think Biden's going to make the four years and the camelback, forget it. The camelback. Who's at?

Camala. Oh wow. That's a tum- That both mispronounced the name and xenophobic. Yeah, absolutely. Wow, that's a toufer. If they don't take you in Costa Rica, I'm sure Argentina would welcome you and your point of view with open arms. So the pitches have been made and the escape routes planned. Nothing left to do other than vote your asses off and hope we get the results soon. Until then, I'll be hiding out right here. Good luck, America. Trump's people were gathering.

So I went to Washington, D.C. to the self-proclaimed and self-counted million maga march, where moms for Trump, maga dads, and free jazz instrumentalists for Trump, with the... Converged to do what exactly? We are here to celebrate the winning of Donald Trump. Oh, you're four years too late? Huh? You're four years too late. No, no, no. He won this time. This time? You won.

It's not the size of the flag that matters. It's how manytime? This time? You won. Not the size of the flag that matters. It's how many votes you get the electoral college system. They were here to celebrate the fact that America is a rich, diverse nation, with so many different kinds of alleged election fraud. There's people that's changing votes. Who? People across the United States.

Where did you hear this? All over. We can't ignore it. We're talking about having dead people vote, number one. Should Trump have appealed more to the dead person vote? Should he appeal? We just need fairness. To me the biggest fraud is unfortunately the millions of voters that voted for Biden that were brainwashed by the millions of voters that voted for Biden that were brainwashed by the media. Everybody said that they think. It's a big flag.

It's a big flag. Yeah, it's not an American flag. It's also not an American flag. The stars and stripes on a brother, just appreciate if you don't stand up. It feels like it's mostly Donald Trump. Be honest, if anybody's disrespecting a flag, I thr-I'm the the the the the the the flag. I'm still, I appreciate if you don't stand up. Be honest, if anybody's disrespecting the flag, I think it's the 10-foot high Donald Trump. I have an analogy.

In the NFL, there's a close play. What do they do? They really review it, right? And sometimes it takes some 15 minutes. There's delays the NFL. There's a game. Okay. It's the Lions versus the Packers. The lions lose. Everybody goes home. But the lions stay on the field and they say, we didn't lose. And everybody's like, well if you look at the scoreboard, it's like, uh-uh. He didn't lose. Who didn't lose? Trump. But he had less votes. Oh, yeah, yeah, but you got to take California out of the national. If you definitely discount certain people, then the numbers add up in your favor. Okay.

For what? You want a flag to stop to steal, bro? That's what's it. Stole it blatantly. What's the evidence? The mail and ballots, first of all, the the mail and ballots out to steal the election, along with the voting machines are all compromised. So wait wait wait wait a wait wait a minute was created to

create the Democrats are working with the communist Chinese to put Biden in because because China has blackmail on Joe Biden that is a fact you have that on any t-shirt no people are stealing our election this is our country People are stealing our election. How are they stealing the election? Because they're putting voter fraud, it's suspicion. How are they putting voter fraud? Department of Homeland Security said it was the most secure election.

Who's that? That's one guy like you and me. That's Donald what it is. That's the government, and the court, Trump's lawyer said there's no fraud. Don't try and twist me, baby. I'm in politics for a long time, don't try and twist me, baby. You're in politics. I am the regional tea party, chairman, the Frenchman. We are Patriots. Let me get this straight. You're yelling to me to fight a safe space,

and you have elevated yourself with a megaphone and you have a shield. They were having trouble facing the reality at hand, though, though there were occasional signs of progress. Something fitting about a U-Haultruck here. Yet no one seems to acknowledge that Trump's thru some battles never end. What is that, is that Trump? That's Trump on a Confederate flag? That's a Confederate flag, yeah.

See that's CNN? You see that? Dixie still lives. Buddy, you don't know how to pick a winner. You might as well put a Jets hat on. If they don't trust this election narrative, which the rest of the world is seen. What do they trust? I trust Trump and what he says and what he knows. I don't trust the media that much.

So the only person you really believe is Donald Trump himself? That's not the only person I believe. Who else do you believe? I mean, ultimately I believe Jesus and the Bible. That's like Jesus and Trump. No, I trust a lot of people, my friends, my family. What do you say the critical of the... Tucker Carlson, Jesus and Donald Trump. And more, I can go on and on if you know. No, I think I get the picture. We used to like Fox, we don't like Fox, we don't like Fox. We don't like Fox. We don't like any of the fake news channels because they lie all. What the their. they're are are. they're are. they're are. they're. their. they're. they're. their. they're. they're. they're they're their. their. they're their. they're their. they're they're to to. to just. to just. their. their. to just. to just. to just. to just. their. their. I their. I their. I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. I just just. I I just. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. their. their. t. t. t. t. Just. t. Just. t. Just. t. toke. toke. toke. tuc. tuc. toke. tuc you off? No. What about Hannity? I like Hannity. Tucker. Tucker. Tucker.

So just two hours every day of Fox News, otherwise it's a complete boycott. Yes, absolutely. Even Fox wasn't welcome at this Magapalooza, which was feeling less like the peace and love of woodstock and more like the buzz. Funtifa. Signaling the end of an era complete with actual knife violence. Are you guys the liberal media? I have one word for you. You are controlled by the deep state.

That's like four, five, six words, ten words. That's even two. That's even two. Push the fake news. Definitely. And I have one more for you, thin,in, thin. And I have one more for you, thin, thin. Two words. That's two words.

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