The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Kristi Noem's Husband Gets Busty & Lindsey Graham Spotted at Disney World | Julio Torres

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

Desi Lydic dives into Lindsey Graham’s wartime day off at Disney World, Pete Hegseth's poetic take on the Iran War, Trump's flailing on the Strait of Hormuz as gas prices reach over $4 a gallon, and... the leaked sexcapades of Kristi Noem’s husband that make her f**k plane look tame. Ronny Chieng and Michael Kosta drive each other March Mad over a UConn buzzer-beater win against Duke and go head-to-head over big news in baseball, including instant replay for umpires and instant diarrhea for ballpark foodies. Award-winning filmmaker and comedian, Julio Torres, sits down with Desi to discuss his new HBO special, "Color Theories." Torres invites viewers into an immersive experience in his whimsical world; he explains how Democrats and Republicans embody navy blue and burgundy because of what they hide, why everyone has a little bit of synesthesia, and whether anyone knows what color “puce” is. -- Stream full episodes of The Daily Show on Paramount+: https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/the-daily-show/ The Daily Show airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central. -- Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Apply today in just minutes at https://meetfabric.com/daily Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:08 Major League Baseball is giving you a stomach ache, and Pete Hexeth gives a speech that makes you hope he's drinking again. So let's get into the headlines. Kick things off with Christine Nome, former Secretary of Homeland Security, and the inciting incident in All Dogs Go to Heaven. She's had a bad time recently. She lost her job.
Starting point is 00:01:33 We found out about her affair and how it happened on a taxpayer-funded f***lein. She really needs to just lay low and stay out of the headlines. Sorry, what's that? Former Homeland Security Chief Christy Knoem is sad to be stunned by reports that her husband may be leading
Starting point is 00:01:51 a cross-dressing double life. According to the Daily Mail, Nome's 56-year-old husband, Brian, is a secret cross-dresser who wears gigantic fake boobs and wears pink hot pants while he chats online with fetish models who have gigantic breasts. I can't believe the lady banging her employee on a plane is the less messy one in their marriage.
Starting point is 00:02:24 You know what? You live your truth, Brian. Oh, she can dress up and you can't. F' I have an affair. You have a free pass. You can do whatever you want. I support you and your beautiful lazy-eyed balloon nipples. No, truly, I have never felt more seen.
Starting point is 00:02:48 You know what they say. Sometimes they're sisters, not twins. Let's move on to a different type of inflation, the one at the gas pop. All right, the breaking news this morning, gas prices in the United States now higher than $4 a gallon for the first time since 2022. Part of the reason, basically the full closure of the Strait of Hormuz, almost no oil has passed out over the last month. Yeah, this sucks. We're supposed to be drill, baby drill.
Starting point is 00:03:16 We're supposed to be self-sufficient. So how is the gas prices going up? It's too spencer, puppy. You know, I might buy me a horse or something. Her is a great idea. Horses drink much less gasoline. By the way, this is how much Americans hate Tesla's now. They're just like, how do I stop using so much gas?
Starting point is 00:03:37 Maybe a horse? It doesn't matter how many horses we buy. Oil prices won't come down until the Strait of Hormuz is as open as Christy Nome's marriage. President Trump, President Trump, it was your stupid war that closed it in the first place. Do you have any suggestions for how to open it back up? All of those countries that can't get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, I have a suggestion for you. Build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait and just take it.
Starting point is 00:04:07 You'll have to start learning how to fight for yourselves. Go get your own oil. Just to get this straight. You started a war that caused the strait of Hormuz to be closed, and now you want someone else to figure out how to open it? It's the Middle East. It's not a toilet in the second floor office bathroom. If you clogged it, it's your job to unclog it.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Unless, unless no one saw you go in, and then you blame it on Michael Costa. But forget him. Maybe someone else can help us figure out exactly what's going on with this war. Pete Hegseth, you're smarter than Donald Trump. Well, you're more qualified than Donald... Well, you're... You're not Donald Trump. So what's your type?
Starting point is 00:04:59 This new regime, because regime change has occurred, should be wiser than the last. Wait. New regime? You killed the Ayatollah, and they replaced him with an even more hard-lined son. That is the opposite of regime change. That is regime maxing.
Starting point is 00:05:20 He is good. Give us a plan. You were in the region this weekend. What did you see? I had a chance to bear witness, and I witnessed the best of America. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Pete, don't try to be poetic.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Don't do that. In my mind's eye, I'm actually looking out at the groups I met this weekend. Those maintainers who we walked up at sunset with the chill and the air on the flight line. I met a junior airman as the sun was going down and a chill was setting on the tarmac. I did the same with his boss, a colonel with a heart the size of Texas, and a beautiful deployment mustache to match. Kind of got weirdly horny at the end. A heart the size of Texas, an ass as tight as Idaho, and a penis the shape of Rhode Island. Okay, you know what? Forget Pete Heggsett.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I know who can help us figure out this war, Lindsay Graham's. Senator from South Carolina and Living Confederate Monument. Because when I tell you that he has been wanting to go to war for a long time, I mean a long time. I would urge President Trump to go all in to make sure that when this operation is over, there's nothing left standing in Iran regarding their nuclear program. We're going to blow up all your oil refineries. Hit Iran. Blow it off the map.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Don't underrate, killing them all. The interesting, yeah. That gives everybody's attention. I don't know. It's now time for them to pay a price. We'll use military force, destroy the Air Force, sink their Navy. We need to look at military option. We should destroy their ability to make conventional war.
Starting point is 00:07:15 I think it's better to use military force than it is to allow them to have a nuclear weapon. The most dangerous thing in the world, in my opinion, would be the regime in Iran possessing a nuclear weapon. And if military force is necessary, then so be it. Okay, he's been going after Iran since before I was even born. Don't Google it. Don't believe. Seriously, Graham is more excited about blowing things up than Christy Noem's husband. The point is, surely this guy knows what's going on with this war.
Starting point is 00:07:54 In fact, he's probably sitting in the situation room as we speak. Republican Senator Lindsey Graham spotted by TMZ at Disney World. You can see him carrying a bubble wand at the Magic Kingdom, dining at Chef Mickey's, and even in line to ride Space Mountain. Fucking kidding me? Lindsay Graham went to Disney World? I know going to war with Iran was important to him, but I didn't know it was a Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:08:22 By the way, for any Jets fans out there, the winning team at the Super Bowl traditionally goes to Disney World. Also, the Super Bowl is the last game of an NFL season. You know what? We don't have time for all this. I'm sure he was there to do all the normal things adults do at Disney World, like eating your body weight and dip in dots or showing your boobs on Splash Mountain. Or maybe you went to see that new Olaf robot
Starting point is 00:08:52 that everyone's talking about. Olaf, the animatronic here at Disney apparently had its first public malfunction just dropping back. But if you're angry that Lindsay Graham is at the Magic Kingdom, while the country is in a war he pushed for, don't worry. He has an almost plausible explanation.
Starting point is 00:09:32 He says, look, you know, I was in Florida because I had a meeting with Steve Whitkoff, one of President Trump's people, where they were talking about normaling relations between Saudi and Israel. It was in Florida on meetings and just decided to swing by Disney World. Decided to swing by Disney World? No, it is impossible to swing by Disney World. Oh, babe, I'm just going to swing by Disney World. Want me to pick you up a $30 turkey leg?
Starting point is 00:09:58 I'll be back in three days. No. Going to Disney without a serious plan would be like, I don't know, attacking Iran without a serious plan. Then Lindsey Graham knew that excuse didn't work, so he's moved on to overcompensating. On Twitter, he's posting photos of a different flavor. One of him in South Carolina carrying a gun. Oh, honey. No one's buying that.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Who can tell he's not happy out there in the woods? He wants to be where the people are. He wants to see, want to see him dancing. Clearly, he felt the backlash. By the way, can we see what he was hunting out there? Olaf will be replaced by his son, who is also named Olaf, and who may be even more hardline than his father. Or, as we call it now, regime change.
Starting point is 00:11:07 When we come back, we catch up on the latest in sports, so don't go away. Rules and sports rules. For a full recap of the biggest stories in the world of jocks and straps, we turn to sports war. Get ready for battle. It's time for... Brought you by, if your family says stop, get her new... I'm Ryan Chang.
Starting point is 00:11:56 And I'm Michael Costa. This is Sports Ward, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other. So if I say volleyball is the most exciting sport. Then I say, screw that. I can't even look at a volleyball without crying ever since I got straight on that island and my only friend was a volleyball. I keep telling you, Michael, you're confusing your life with Tom Hanks movies. So I don't have AIDS and live in Philadelphia?
Starting point is 00:12:21 That's a relief. I hate Philadelphia. Not things off with the ten greatest words in sports. Much, madness, buzzer-beater, wow, that was some crazy shit. What a moment.
Starting point is 00:12:39 It's the ultimate buzzer-beater in the final seconds of Duke versus Yukon. And it's certain to go down as one of the greatest shots of all time. The announcers were left stunned. into silence. And Duke fans left in shock
Starting point is 00:12:57 as that shot from the logo goes in. That's right, suck it, Blue Devils. A Cinderella story to see Duke, a school of spoiled rich kids, lose to Connecticut, a state of spoiled rich kids. Hey, Duke players, enjoy making millions
Starting point is 00:13:18 when you move on to the NBA, you losers. I'm telling you, Costa, those final 10 seconds were the best in March Madness history. Who gives a shit about the last 10 seconds. That's all I care about is the first 10 seconds. That's all I can handle ever since my attention span was ruined by what doctors call the Mr. Beastification of my brain.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Master, you moron, the buzzer beater is a rare wonder in sports. You almost never see it. It's like watching Tiger Woods safely drive a car. This never see it. This moment was peak March Madness. Disagree, Ron. The true March madness is the fact that that we all spend all month watching men's basketball instead of honoring women's history month. Oh, my God. Here we go. Hey, what gives society? Well, I love basketball.
Starting point is 00:14:15 There's nothing I love more than celebrating the remarkable work of all of history's greatest bitches and hoes. In fact, just after tip-off, I threw on a fascinating documentary about a stepmom who walked in on her stepdaughter totally mangling this tug job. Talk about a crazy final 10 seconds.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Which brings us to our final fours game better than night. How will the Duke Blue Devil numb the pain? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling. So easy a cave woman can do it. Let's move on from the unbeatable excitement of basketball to the beatable excitement of baseball. Everyone loves yelling at the umpire.
Starting point is 00:14:56 It's the best way to compensate for whatever's going on at home. And it's about to even. and get better. For the first time in the history of the sport, Major League Baseball, players who disagree with a called ball or strike will have something they can do other than holler and kick dirt.
Starting point is 00:15:12 The new automated ball strike challenge system, also known as ABS. The pitcher, catcher, or hitter can challenge an umpire's call immediately after a pitch just by tapping their head. God damn it. What is happening to the sport I've known and loved
Starting point is 00:15:27 ever since Asians got good at it like three seasons ago? If drunk fans can get angry at the umpire, they'll need to find new things to get mad about. Like, I don't know, Mr. and Mrs. Met's incestuous marriage. I mean, they're clearly siblings. Let me just ask you, what would Babe Ruth say if he saw what baseball's become?
Starting point is 00:15:48 He'd probably say, hey, what happened to all the really fat guys playing baseball? Regardless, this replay system is great. What's so wrong with giving umpires some extra help? Their job is incredibly difficult. I mean, do you know how hard it is to watch an entire baseball game? Oh, please. It's the humanity in sports.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Let umpires make mistakes. Mistakes are part of the game. It's like when a player drops a pop fly or takes too many steroids and tries to kill the bad boy. It's why we watch the game. I'd like to challenge that take. Let's go to the replay. I'm stupid. The tape don't lie, Ronnie.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Of course, the new ball and strike challenge system isn't the only upgrade the major leagues are getting this year. With the new season, new foods are coming to ballparks across the country. A whole host of new food items this year, including the behemoth bat flip, two pounds of meat and onions and egg and holy moly. The bases loaded nachos, they come in a gallon-sized bucket. The Glyzilla, it's a two-foot, one-pound hot dog. For the fans of the Marlins this year, we have the machete. It's a house-made two-foot cassidia.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Finally, a two-foot-long cassidia to go to town on. And I don't even have to buy it. I can just wait for the guy next to me to die halfway through and eat his. This is a great reminder. The baseball is so much more than a game. It's really about a father and a son. Going down to the ballpark together, grabbing a gallon of nachos and four feet.
Starting point is 00:17:34 worth a hot dog meat, and then obliterating two toilets at the exact same town. That's a core memory if I ever heard one. Miss you, Pops. Are you kidding me? This food is disgusting. Plus, why buy food at a stadium when there's so many free peanut shells lying on the ground? Hey, you sneaking some noodles and an egg? You got itself to pat-tie. Well, that brings us to our tough clench bed of the week.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Which Major League Stadium plumbing will explode first? brought to you by gambling. Gambling. When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst, gambling. Well, that's all the time we have on SportsWhor. Join us next time, and we debate if there's... When WestJet first took flight in 1996,
Starting point is 00:18:35 the vibes were a bit different. People thought denim on denim was peak fashion. Inline skates were everywhere, and two out of three women rocked, the Rachel. While those things stayed in the 90s, one thing that hasn't is that fuzzy feeling you get when WestJet welcomes you on board. Here's to West Jetting since 96.
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Starting point is 00:21:13 Wait, I love this. Do you? The spin? The spin. Or just the comfort of the chair. I've never done a talk show where we're spinning with an option. You can spin as much as you want. Have you ever had...
Starting point is 00:21:26 This is basic cable. We have no rules. Oh, my God. Have you ever been in like a little tiff with someone that you're interviewing? And they go like... Well, there's a first for everything. Okay. No. But you did it a...
Starting point is 00:21:47 The show needs you. Okay. I have to tell you, I labored over what I was going to wear today. I panicked over the color tree. So I just bailed and I went with gray. Mm-hmm. Ow! Thank you.
Starting point is 00:22:02 We got a- we gotta- This is quite remarkable. We got an, ow, for gray. Yes. Is that right? I feel like gray doesn't normally get me out. It definitely does not. What's your interpretation of gray?
Starting point is 00:22:16 Well, white is what you know. Mm-hmm. Black is what you don't know. So gray is, So gray is that liminal space. Well, that fits me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:32 So, like waiting rooms. Oh. Like a waiting room today? Or like that feeling. You know what? You're going to have to wait for the rest of this interview. No. No.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Gray can be very sexy. You got meow. I'm back. I will tell you, I desperately want to be purple, but I feel like I'm giving more lilac. Is that true? We need mothers. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Yeah. We need mothers. Yeah. Clapping for reproduction. Yeah. I mean, we do for species. It is that administration. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Being purple is, that's hard to be purple all the time. What do you have to do to be purple? Be evil? No. Okay. No. Just, you know, like mysterious, like seductive alluring a little. dangerous.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Okay, I'll try a little harder. That's a hard gig to, like, all the time. That's your way of saying it's not going to happen, honey. No, I think it could happen. I don't know that it could happen on the Daily Show. Yeah. Like, you'd have to be like in a soap opera, you know what I mean? Is that a pivot? Do you want to do that?
Starting point is 00:23:59 Is that an invitation? We'll get a green lit. Should we do a soap opera? Yeah. Okay, let's catch everyone up to speak. If you haven't seen this, special tell everyone what the special is about the special is about the special is my guide through my theories that I came up about colors that are unproven and are
Starting point is 00:24:26 not informed in any in any kind of research or expertise or expertise Just sort of things I thought about that I said. I will say. You did say them. Yeah. And you said them well. You explore these ideas about colors and systems and characteristics in ways that I've certainly never thought about. And yet I'm like watching your special nodding along like, oh my God, yellow is exactly that way.
Starting point is 00:25:04 How did you know that this would resonate with your audience? I mean, I didn't. And you tell me. No, I never do something. I mean, I always, when I'm creating something, I'm always crossing my fingers that I'm not the only person that sees that that way. But I'm always down for the community at large being like,
Starting point is 00:25:34 huh? Which that could happen, but I don't think it has happened. No, it hasn't. No. Because you really did, you really struck a nerve. And there's such an interesting visual quality to this special as well. It's such an immersive experience. It feels like we've been invited into your own whimsical world.
Starting point is 00:25:53 You have, like, objects coming to life. You have spilled wine that comes to life and a music box that comes to life. What went into planning the visual aesthetic of the show? Well, I love working with production designers and ours for the specialist, Tomaso Ortino, who I really love. But we were talking about what should the set look like, and I had my notebook, and I was sketching ideas
Starting point is 00:26:21 for what I thought the set should look like. And then I took a step back and realized, oh, wait, no, the set should look like a giant notebook. So then I sent a picture of that and sent it to Tomaso, And he was like, so sorry, it should look like the drawings in the notebook. I was like, no, it is the notebook. And it does. It looks like a giant pop-up book.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Yeah, it's a big pop-up book that opens and I am sleeping inside of. But he's not sleeping. He's not sleeping the whole time. He wakes up eventually. I wake up when the show begins. Do you have that? That's a great review. He wakes up when the show begins.
Starting point is 00:27:01 He's awake for the show begins. the show. It was a show and he was awake. Enjoy. You know how musicians have that thing? Some musicians have synesthesia. Yes. That's what it's called? Where you hear music and you've seen... Very serious medical condition. Yeah. You hear music and you see color. Do you have that, but for comedy? Okay. This is where I've landed with this question that I have faced before. I have faced before. I think we all have it. Period. End of sentence.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Okay. Because I think, I think, because every time someone explains it to me, what synesthesia is, and I'm like, right, we all have that. I don't think everyone has that, though. I think we all do. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:55 I think that if you sit down and think enough about what feelings come up with different colors and what opinions you have about, because it's like, think about it. Like when a company, wants to seem healthy, they use green, right? Because green is a calming and serene. When something wants to appear serious,
Starting point is 00:28:11 they use, like, gray or navy blue. Yes. And then those things trigger different emotions. So when you started playing around with this idea and exploring colors in this way, did it come from an association, like just a general vibe of the color, or a previous experience with those colors?
Starting point is 00:28:34 Like names sometimes. sometimes. Like, you know, like, I've never met a Susan that I liked. Oh. Sorry, is anyone here named Susan? No, you know what's happening now. Get the f*** out. No. She shouldn't have been in here. You know what's happening, though? Now the Susan's that you do know are watching this and are, like...
Starting point is 00:28:59 You know what, fucking let them. Oh. Fucking watch, walk... Fibing let him. Go for it, Susan. I'd like to see what you do, Susan. No, you're right. You're right. We'll edit this part out. Wait, but what led us into Susan? Oh, no, when you were first exploring this,
Starting point is 00:29:21 was it a general vibe thing that the colors give to you or previous experiences that you had with those colors? Okay, this is sort of what it was. I have always admired comedians that can do impressions. And I, when I sat down and thought, oh, what impressions can I do? I thought of like, orange. Give me your best orange. Okay, well, now I'm in the spot.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I don't want to seem ridiculous. Okay, no, I think orange. I think orange is, is like, it's like, it's like, yeah, I think orange is like, like, like fun, sun and surf, like fun to date, maybe don't marry. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Great dad for some of the years.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Okay. Not all of them. When things get really serious, you don't want dad to be orange. Right. Yeah. So wait, early dad is orange or late dad is orange? I would say, toddler to early adolescence benefits from orange. Right. You want to throw the ball around, you want to, you know, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Before you don't need, before it's like put down the guitar, there's a baby, right? I feel... I'm hearing parenting. I've never, I don't know children. Just so you know. I'm firing. No connection to any of this. I'm firing my therapist after this.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I will only come to you for parental advice. I know exactly what you're talking about. That would be great for your development as a person. It feels like the world is very navy blue at the moment, kind of overwhelmingly navy blue? So, yes, and they're like, what? Yeah. What I met in this special by Navy Blue is,
Starting point is 00:31:31 so blue is to me the color of logic. Mm-hmm. Two plus two is four. Blue. Navy Blue has a little bit of the unknown. Something's hidden. So like the tax code
Starting point is 00:31:54 is Navy Blue. But Navy Blue pretends like it's just logic. It's just like, what? No, this makes perfect sense that you pay this much. And Mr. Bezos doesn't pay anything. Yeah. That makes perfect sense. It's like, no, you're hiding something in the darkness there.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Uh-huh. So yeah, I would say that the absurdity. I think actually what's happening is Navy Blues mask is falling off a little bit now. And we're like, wait, but what about the Constitution? And now they're like, which is sort of like, which they're sort of like, no, that's like saying the floor is lava.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Right. It's like, no, you can touch the floor. It's not lava. Right. And we're like, oh, okay. What is so overwhelmingly navy blue to you right now that pisses you off the most? Only because it's top of mind right now, because I was just at a, at a rally, any argument, all the arguments have heard against taxing the ultra-rich or big corporations feel very navy
Starting point is 00:33:16 blue. Because they're like, they're like, well, that would destroy the economy. And it's like, well, we know something's not working right now. Yes. And we tried, trickle down. We gave it a shot. Did we ever? We gave it many shots.
Starting point is 00:33:45 And that didn't work. We gave it a fair shot. To Little Miss Trickle Down. economics. And so any argument I hear is just like, it's coming from people who present themselves as like very logical people that know better. But it's like, right, what are you hiding? And it's usually donor money. Right. It's always donor money in the end. So the political parties are typically you think of Republicans being red and Democrats being blue. Is that the way that you see the color variation for...
Starting point is 00:34:21 Okay. I think... Yes. I think that historically, the U.S., both their left and the right, Democrat and Republican, has had very, has walked down the line
Starting point is 00:34:37 of navy blue. They have both, regardless of whether or not you agree with them, they both present us logical while clearly hiding something. Yes. But I think MAGA, which advertises itself as red, it's saying, no, we are angry. You are angry, we are angry.
Starting point is 00:35:01 We're different. It's actually, I think, burgundy. Because it, too, is hiding something in black. And I think it's the same thing that's being hit in navy blue. I think so, too. Yeah. So true. Money. They like money.
Starting point is 00:35:22 They all like money. Yeah. Okay. I can't believe I'm saying all of this wearing this. It makes perfect sense to me. Okay, great. It works. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:36 I just feel foolish that I don't have one on. It's okay. We'll do it in post. Yeah. One final question for you, and this has been burning me up inside. Real talk. What the fuck is up with Puse? Puse.
Starting point is 00:35:52 The hue of pink pews? The color, puce. Which is like a dusty pink. I thought it was like between a green and a yellow. Can anyone confirm that? Yes, a pause. Who thought it was a pink? Did anyone here think it was pink?
Starting point is 00:36:09 Okay. You're not alone. Okay, so we think it's between a, what was it, a green and a yellow? Feel like it's between a green and, what do you do for a living? I'm a math teacher. Okay, you're a teacher.
Starting point is 00:36:24 But math. So colors was like an elective for her. Yes. Zero experience. And pink, the clapper over here. What do you? An electrical engineer. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:48 That's pretty fab. Yeah, it is fab. It's like, kha. Not. This is you at work, thah. Um, that's what I think. Anyone in this room could Google it right now and we could get get to the bottom of this, but we're not going to.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Okay, but my question, okay, I want to ask the question under the question, which is, you seem pretty revolted about this color. Yeah, it's not my favorite. If it's the color that I'm thinking of it, I don't. What memory does it trigger? And does Susan wear it? It is pink? It's pink.
Starting point is 00:37:32 It's pink. Did someone Google it? Our showrunner says it's pink. It's pink, you're right. You are the color expert. I was told, I was told you had a thing about it and I googled it. Like two seconds. God, you cheat.
Starting point is 00:37:48 So what's... But the name, Puse. You know, for me, okay, this is, this really feeds into the theme of your special because I was putting an unfair characterization on the color, and I didn't even know enough about the color. I put all my judgment on it.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Puse is like you've never talked to me. Puse is like you've never talked to me. We've never met. And then here you are on TV. What am I? Seriously? I hate myself about Pughes. just before I threw judgment on it.
Starting point is 00:38:19 And Puse is not thinking about you. No. Boy is she not. Puse is like, I don't have time for this. Like, I have a full life. I'm sorry you have time to obsess about me. I feel so foolish right now. I just want to apologize to Puse.
Starting point is 00:38:38 And you know what? I apologize to Susan too. We fixed so much in this segment. This is wonderful. Congratulations. office day. Go to thedaily show.com slash take a seat to learn more from our friends at Headcount about running for office.
Starting point is 00:39:22 We look forward to your unsolicited text asking for campaign donations. Now here it is your moment of Zen. From Venezuela to Cuba and now he's going to curve down what's happened in Iraq so they can of Iran. The size of the country of Iraq or excuse me of Iran. This is before the war in Iraq, the oldest synagogue, excuse me, Iran.
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