The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Leslie Jones and Jordan Klepper Take On George Santos | Taika Waititi

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

Jordan Klepper and Leslie Jones team up to tackle the day's top stories, including George Santos announcing he won't seek reelection after an ethics report revealed that he used campaign funds on lavish gifts, Biden going from friendly to feisty during China President Xi Jinping's U.S. visit, the Taliban's rollerblade phase, and Andre 3000's new woodwinds album. Leslie Jones asks New Yorkers to dig down deep and say nice things about Ron DeSantis, Putin, Marjorie Taylor Greene and more. And actor and Oscar-winning filmmaker, Taika Waititi, joins Leslie Jones to discuss the true story behind his new film “Next Goal Wins,” the inclusivity of the characters on his show “Our Flag Means Death,” and Taika confirms: he knows how good he looks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John Stewart here, unbelievably exciting news. My new podcast, The Weekly Show, we're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. You're listening to Comedy Central. From New York City, the only city in America. It's the show that invented news. This is the Daily Show with your host, Leslie Jones and Jordan Clepper and this is the daily show. Yeah.

Hey everybody, I'm Let Me John. And I'm Jordan Clepper and this is the daily show. Oh! What? Look at that we know! Oh, yeah. We worked on that all day. All day, all day.

And completely forgot to prepare the rest of the show. Yeah, so we are just winging it from here on out, but it's going to be a great show. So let's get into the headlines. Oh, I'm loving this. I'm loving. I'm loving. All right. Let's begin with the big story out of Washington, D.C.

One of the rising young stars of the Republican Party is not rising anymore. We begin with that shocking turn by embattled New York Congressman George Santos, saying he will not run for re-election. That announcement follows the release of the House Ethics Committee report just hours ago, concluding there is substantial evidence. Santos violated federal criminal laws. This report could potentially change the calculation on Capitol Hill, saying he fraudulently exploited every aspect of his house candidacy for his own personal financial profit. They say that Santos blatantly stole from his campaign, spending campaign funds, according to this report, on things like Botox, lavish trips to Atlantic City, on only fans, on designer

goods, I mean really everything under the sun. No. No. What? What? Our star volleyball player, George? Oh, no. No, no, oh. Leslie, I hate to say it, but this man is really making me start to distrust politicians. Leslie, can you believe this?

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. But it's true. Santos got caught spending campaign money on Botox and only fans. And this is on top of him still in credit cards, wire fraud, and identity theft. When he goes to jail and they ask him, what are you in for, he's going to be like, everything. And I don't even get some of the spending. How do you spend money on lavish trips to Atlantic City? Have you been to Atlantic City? A lavish trip there just means that you don't go home with bed bugs?

And he's spending money on only fans? I mean, I feel sorry for his campaign manager. Mr. Santos, should we buy some more bumper stickers? Now, I need this to jack off! Yeah, I mean, here's what I think. Why is he spending money on Botox? He's the youngest member of Congress by a thousand years, and you't get Botox just stand next to Mitch McConnell. Exactly! He doesn't need Botox, but the rest of them old-ass congressmen do. We should at least get Chuck Schumer some more titties. Some new titties. However many he wants, he gets him. Let's consider the case settled.

Moving on to international news. Yesterday, President Biden met with Chinese President Jijinping, and it sounds like the results were mixed. Now to the high-stakes summit between President Biden and China's President shea. The leaders of the world's two greatest superpowers had not even spoken in a year. Now lowering the temperature, agreeing President Biden says to pick up the phone when the other one calls. There was another headline out of the meeting that I think a lot of Americans will be happy to hear. Just a week after Washington's national zoo said farewell

to those three giant pandas in D.C. President, she overnight teased that China will send more pandas back to the U.the US calling them envoys of friendship. You fall out this morning from President Biden's meeting with a man he called a dictator. Full of kids, I mean he's a dictator in a sense that he is the guy that runs a country that is a foreign government of totally different than ours. The Chinese foreign ministry quickly responding, calling the remark extremely wrong and irresponsible political manipulation. Now, I understand why China is mad, but in Biden's defense, dictator is actually the

least offensive thing I've heard an 80-year-old man called a Chinese dude. And some people wish Biden was more diplomatic to a guest. But let's be honest. A week from now, everyone in America is going to talk shit about every-a-it-it-it-in-a-ccccipipututututututututututututututututututututututtha, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, ththa, the-in, the-in, th, the-in, th, th, the-n'-in, and thi, and th, and the-n, and the-n, and the-n, and the-n, and the-n, and the-in, and the-in, and the-in, and the- more diplomatic to a guest. But let's be honest, a week from now, everyone in America is going to talk shit about every single person who comes over for Thanksgiving. And if I can call my cousin a pill-popping drama queen, then Biden can call a dictator a dictator. Leslie, am I wrong about this? No, you are not wrong about this. But I, you know, I sure wish he had the boss to say it to them in them them them them them them them them them them them them them them to them them to to to to to to to to to to to say to to to say to to say to to say to to to say to to to to say to to to to say to say to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say to to say to say to say to say to say to say to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their, you are not wrong about this. But you know, I sure wish he had the balls to say it to him in person, you know? If you're gonna call me a bitch, call me a bitch to my face.

I have that on a throw pillow. Now, what we should be talking about though is those pandas. I'm so excited They're coming here. Okay, yes. Yes, pandas are exciting, but let's not get distracted by side shows. The media will pay attention to the little things, not the serious issues. We need to focus on Taiwan, the Uyghurs, climate change. Yes, of course. Taiwan is very important. Of course. But the pandas

though? The pandas, did you see the video of the pandas where they roll around in the snow? Oh my god, so good. They are very cute. The snow makes it only cute. I mean I get it. But we shouldn't take our eye off the ball. Oh, speaking of a ball. Did you see the video of them playing with the ball? I mean that's that, no that is adorable. That's adorable because it's like a dog meets a bear. What's a panda? It's a dog bear played a little machine. This is so cute. Oh man. What were we talking about? It doesn't seem to matter. No. that's just like a cute little machine. Oh man. What were we talking about? It doesn't seem to matter? No. Let's move on. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. It's like th. It's like th. It's like th. It's like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It seem to matter. Nope. Let's move on, shall we? Yes, let's move on. It's been two years since the Taliban took over Afghanistan. And if you're wondering how they're running the country, just check this out. New footage out of Afghanistan shows Taliban security forces patrolling the streets

of Kabul on rollerblades. The video, which has gone viral after being uploaded to the side of military vehicles and training to to their to their to their, to to their, their, their, their, their, thea, thea, thea, thea, t. thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, tha, thea, thea, tha, thae, thae, thae, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, t. Yes, t. Yes, t. Yes, t. Yes, t. Yes, t. Yes, t. Yes, t. Yes, t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.a. ta. ta. ta. ta.a. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. And, to YouTube, shows soldiers holding onto the side of military vehicles and training on inline skates. Okay, I wasn't sure before, but now it's official. The Taliban are bad people. I mean, God dear, what the hell is going on with the Taliban? Are y'all making another Xanadu movie? And you know what? I can't believe how smooth their roads are. I can't even drive down the FDR without giving my car a hysterectomy.

It's just so embarrassing for America that we lost the war to a bunch of dudes that's doing the roll bounce. You know, although I will say if we had had to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to to to to to to to to their their their their their. I had theirne. I had their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their their. I their. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Ia. Ia. Ia. Ia. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I can't. I their their the a bunch of dudes that's doing the roll bounce. You know, although I will say if we had to fight them again, it's good to know all we'll need is just a handful of loose gravel. And also, it's all you need. I will say this. To be fair to the Taliban, which is a phrase I never thought I'd say, this is not that much weirder than what police officers over here are doing when the riding horses. Yeah, that's true.

Like whenever I see a police on a horse, I'm like, how's this going to work? If he arrests me, do I just jump on the back of the horse? Or do I have to get my own horse, or does he drag me behind his horse like a western or something? I don't know. It's weird. The point is, Leslie and I both agree that we're no different than the Taliban. Finally, let's turn to some music news. One of rap's most beloved stars is finally releasing a new album that takes the genre

in a whole new direction. Outcast's Andre 3000 is releasing his first album in 17 years, but it is not what you might expect. His debut solo album in New Blue Sun centers around Woodwinds. The rapper and songwriter plays flute throughout the album along with other instrumentalists. Oh, you know what? This is a beautiful fascinating experiment in the son of pop. No, it is not! I gotta say something, Jordan. This man is one of the greatest rappers of all time. We... We have been waiting 17 years for this mother-foo-foo- to- This man is one of the greatest rappers of all time. We have been waiting 17 years for this mother-fix to release a new album.

And it's all fluke? I'm going to kill somebody. This is how you know the white people are winning. Y'all didn't turn Andre 3000 into Jeff Roto! It's a fair point Leslie, but I'm sorry, I think this is brave. Yeah, it's brave. Because if you play that shit in the hood, you're gonna get your ass beat. You know what, no. Don't listen to Leslie Andrew 3,000. Andre, sorry.

Sorry, yes. Andre 3,000. Although, this is more of an Andrew 3,000 project. Artists have to evolve as they age. You can't be rapping into your 50s. There are only so many words that rhyme with sciatica. I mean, I'm not saying that he can't involve. I'm not saying that. You don't always have to stay in your lane. But try not to drive completely off the road

into a damn fruit store. No. I think it's great. He's reaching a new audience. Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread

ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go but how many of them come out on Thursday. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart wherever you get your podcast. You know a rapper released an instrumental album and finally I can understand the lyrics. What? Yeah. Man, you crazy. A flue can only go so hard.

It's not like somebody saying, yo, be quiet, be quiet. The flute is about to come on. That's my shit. A flute can slap. A flute can slap. A flute can slap. Oh, the flute can slap. A flute can slap. A flute can slap. Personally, I can't wait for that moment when a Tesla pulls up next to me blasting this album at a moderate volume, you know.

All travel no bass. No. No, no, Andre, no! Do not listen to him. And you know what that me an apology right now and you know what that apology should sound like sorry miss Leslie I am for real never meant to make a Leslie cry I apologize for playing the flute that's what miss Leslie when we come back we'll find out if new

Yorkers can be nice. So go go! Go try. I'll make it all time. Sorry, Miss Leslie. I am for real. Welcome back to the Daily Show. The holidays are coming soon, which means it's time to open up our hearts even for people who don't deserve it. So I hit the streets to find out if New Yorkers can get into the holiday spirit. All right, I'm out here on the streets and we're going to see if people can reach down into their heart and soul for the holidays

and say something nice. I got to, I got to remember to say something nice. I got to, I got it. It's time to, you know, to to, you, to, to, to, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to, to, the the the the the the the to, the to the to the the to to the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their theirke, theirke, theirke, their, their their their, their their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their toauorororkkkkkkkkkockockockockockockockockokkockockockers, tookers, tha, their their their to say something nice. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta. It's Thanksgiving time, it's time to, you know, do nice things for people, you know, goodwill to men, you know, all that, all that shit. So, there's gotta be something you can say nice about. Mike Pence. Man. It's fit, maybe, this, the...

It's fit? It's fit? Yeah, not really, but I'm trying. What? He don't have to wear it by him fucking your girl. You do not. Or any girl, I mean, unless her name is mother. My girl would not be into him, no. You say that's so hard and then you never know what nice do you have to say about this man?

Let's see, he looks like he... He can tie a nice tie. He can tie a nice tie. That actually is... It's a nice... He is pretty clean. Damn, Kim Joe! What can you give me about pooh?

Okay. Okay, well he shaved his chest. He shaved his chest. So, so... Got to give him the nice skin. Nice skin. It's Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving. Good. He's the animal lover. That's so good, right? He's comfortable, he's, he's comfortable in his own skin. Body positivity. Dude, you're killing him right now. What can you say nice about this man? He's rich. That's not, okay. I mean, I will say he's intelligent, like he is smart.

He's smart. He's smart. No, since who? He's done a lot, right? It's like technology and stuff. That man's lost money. We all make mistakes. I'm sure he has good ideas.

Yeah, exactly. But he doesn't do them. I don't know. I don't know. See, David, David said nice thing and then take him back. Exactly, immediately. All right. Now, do you know who this is?

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This is the season for love. We gotta say nice things about people. Amy and Jeff, what can you say nice about this woman? Oh boy. Come on, dig down. It's Thanksgiving. It's Christmas. Nice teeth. Nice feet. teeth. Oh, maybe the feet too. Wait a minute. She has nice teeth. Right. Okay. She can be in a Barbie movie. Yeah. Teeth. orpe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. right. Okay, she could be in the Barbie movie. Yeah, yeah. Definitely can be in a Barbie movie, right? Yeah. Yeah.

David, who's positive? I don't know who that is. You don't know who it is. I have no clue that is. Who is that? Who is that? It's Ivanka. I would say she's pretty. You are, you, oh, listen. Her hair is nice. Her hair is nice. Right, thank you, David. That's, that's, let's take what we can take from David.

The bangs ain't good though. Reach deep down, reach deep down like he does into the budget to send people to where they're not supposed to be sent. Uh, he is, he is one of God's the children, one, one, one, one, one, thi, one, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin.. thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, th, th, th. That, th, th, th, th, th, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's th. That's th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, thin. That, thin. That, thin. That's thin. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, let's, let's, let's, that's, that's, thin. Right That is a beautiful kid. I'm gonna disagree with you on that. I don't think God created this piece of shit. Okay, no, God, I'm trying. I'm trying so hard with this mother's f- F. Thank you, Leslie. When we come back, Taika.

What's easy. We'll stop by. That's a lot. What about a way? Oh, wow. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is an actor and an Oscar-winning film. Who's the the Daily Show. My guest tonight is an actor and an Oscar-winning filmmaker whose new movie is called Next Goal wins.

Yes! Please welcome Tiger Watch TV! John Stewart here. Unbelievably exciting news. My new podcast, The Weekly Show. We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. Listen to the Weekly Show with John Stewart, wherever you beautiful. Beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Let me tap them in. Let me absorb their energy and their souls. Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm ready now. I have fed. I am ready. I am ready. Tell me about this new movie.

Next Go When. Tell me about it. I'll tell me about it. I'll tell you about it. It's the true story of the worst soccer team in the world. And this really happened. American Samoa had a team and in the history of the country they had never won a game or scored a goal. They still hold the record for the biggest international loss and that was against Australia and that was 31-0. So they didn't let that deter them. They got a new coach played by Michael Fasbender. He came in, turned them around and you know they kind of gave each other a little something and they

both gained something from their relationship and it's just a it's like an uplifting story rare these days you know where nothing bad happens to anyone and it's just a beautiful uplifting story about an underdog sports team. Yes and I know it's good oh my goodness. Tell me tell me tell me how you pick projects because you are funny you know people don't know this about Tyka is that he's very funny that he's thi th a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the their their the their rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare they's rare rare rare rare rare rare the. they's rare their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they's rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare rare they's rare they's rare they's rare they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're ti ti ty. ty. ty. ty. ty. ty. ty. ty. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're me, tell me, tell me how you pick projects because you are funny. You know, people don't know this about Tyka, is that he's very funny. He has a great sense of humor and most of his projects are really funny. Like what, what makes you pick the projects?

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This will be mine too. Listen, oh you guys think we're all big wigs, we're rolling in it. We need, we get what we can get, we'll take what we can get, right? We'll have a whole bunch of cups for you, baby. I'll give you a bag and everything. Tell me, now you know I'm gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna bring it up. Our flag means death. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Spanish Jackie. So do you know what beast you was creating when you made me Spanish? Do you know the trouble you started in my house? Because I, can't nobody talk to me now. I want 20 husbands. I have a swore, have a gang of outfits, you know, the princess.

So what was you thinking when you created my outfit? My, uh, you know, it's just we needed powerful people on screen like that, you know, that show is so inclusive and you know, everyone's represented and it's, um, I mean, it's like spot the heterosexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual, that represented and it's, I mean, it's like Spot the Hetero in that in that, and that, you know, Spot the Heter sexual character in that show, which is beautiful and it's a great thing to have. Also, you know, we just need more shows that are different and feel like that, you know, I mean, I don't know if you've seen all the amazing fan art, which is basically just... It's just so good. Yes. There are some incredible soft porn artists out there. It's so seriously.

You know, I've got, I've got people getting my face tatted. I found one, my head is black beard, tattooed on the body of a dog. But you're such a good black beard. Oh my God, I would watch the show even if I wasn't on it. That's how good that show is. Yeah, me too. Me too. I love the relationship of black beard.

I just, one of my favorite things on the show. Because it shows such like vulnerability and love and like a tough man finding his feelings. I think it's so important to show that. I'm glad you that that that that that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's the show the show that's that's that's the show that's the show that's that's that's the show that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's how good good good good good good good good good. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. the show. th. the th. th. that's that's that's that's that I think it's so important to show that. Thank you. I'm glad you said tough man. Yeah, the show that on screen. Do you know what I'm saying? That tough men are supposed to have feelings too. It's like the way you found your way to love and everything.

I love everything about it. I think, well, you know, when you look, when you look, when you look, when you look, when the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when the the the the the to to to to to to to to show, to show, to show, the the the the show, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, the show, the the show, the the show, the the the to show, the the to show, the the to show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show to show thooooomorrow, to show you know, when tough guys say things like, you know, never let anyone get too close, you know, not going to, never fall in love, that's because they have a tendency to let people get too close and want to get close and a suckers for love. Yeah. And you love, they love getting close to people. Yeah. Yeah. yeah, yeah. Yeah.

That's something I learned about you. Yeah. That's something I learned about you. When I first came around, I was like, he's just a big old softy, and he just loves love. No, no, he wouldn't think it. Big old love lover. Well, okay, including me, you had some serious cameos. Come on there, Mini Driver, Bronson Pynjolt.

Is it how you say that's name? Balky. It's Balky. Will Arnett, Fred Armison? Yes. Like, how do you get them to come? I mean, it's like, I would like to think it's just me, but I think that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that, that, the, that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, the, me, but I think that, you know, the, whatever the popularity of the show was and like how people and people got to see some of the stuff that we've made in the first season, I think that just was, you know, testament to the good job we were doing and people wanted to sign on to that. I think comedians follow comedians and like, you theyans, you, you, you, you, you, you, and, and, you, and, you, and, and, you, you, and, and, you, and, and, you, and, you, and, and, th, and, and, thinks, and, and, thinks, and, and, and, I, and, thinks, and, and, and, and, and, thinks, and, like, like, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, you, like, like, like, you, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, everyone's, it's a lot easier for us to get each other,

to convince each other. We're also massive extrovers. That's like, it's not that hard to get people to be in your show. Yes, now, I'm pretty sure you get this question all the time, but I'm gonna ask it because you know I'm crazy. Do you know you fine as hell? hell. You like one of those guys in high school that they're cute. Oh I know you like you like one of those guys in high school that don't know that they're cute.

Oh I know. And I knew back then too. So the thing is, you know, I don't know if you get like, you know, some of you will get this when you walk past a shiny surface like a reflection and you catch a glimpse of yourself and you're like nice. Who's that? Who's that? Ah ha ha ha ha! Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast. The Weekly Show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday.

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