The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Marlon Wayans Takes On Tucker Carlson’s Jan. 6 Spin | Bomani Jones

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

Marlon Wayans takes on the day’s biggest news, including elevated instances of children eating their parents edibles, Will & Kate’s terrifying wax sculptures, and Tucker Carlson’s unreleased footage from January 6. Bomani Jones, sports journalist and host of “Game Theory with Bomani Jones”, discusses his viral interview with Jake Paul and the match aftermathSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to the Daily Show. I'm Marlon Williams. Yes, I'm back tonight too. I had no idea they do this shit every single day. I'm Marlonne's. Yes, I'm back tonight too. I had no idea they do this shit every single day. Nobody warned me that the Daily Show was actually a Daily Show.

I thought that shit was just a fun name or something. All right, we got a great show for you tonight. Why? Because I'm on it. Let's get to the headlines. I was watching Fox News last night because apparently I hate my life. But I learned something. You know how the whole world remembers January 6th as the day a bunch of violent trunk fans stormed into the Capitol? Well according to Fox News, we just got the footage wrong. Fox News host Tucker Carlson aired the first clips of the unseen January 6 surveillance footage given to him by Speaker Kevin McCarthy. On his show last night he said the insurrection was mostly peaceful chaos, adding that the people who forced themselves into the Capitol weren't quote insurrectionists, they were sightseers.

We're going to get inside with footage that shows you what was actually happening inside the Capitol. And that video tells a very different story about what happened on January 6th. Protesters queue up in neat little lines. They give each other tours outside the Speaker's office. They take cheerful selfies and they smile. They're not destroying the capital. They obviously revere the capital. Sightseeing my black ass. If you have to punch a cop on your way in, you're not sightseeing.

You fight sin. All Tucker Carlson proved is that you can make anything look better by not showing the bad part. How come they never show 9-11 planes taken off? In a way, some of this footage is even more disturbing. Like there was this guy at the ride who was just cleaning shit up. That's a straight up psychopath. I bet this guy goes to the orgies and does Whirtle. Guys, I got it. I bet this guy goes to the orgies and does Whartle. Guys, I got it.

I got it in four guesses. Come on, guys, stop fucking each other. Put your dick away. It's grape. But enough about January 6th. Let's talk about an even worse crime. Some wax museum in Poland decided to make statues of the British Royal Family. And boy, look how f-fixed up they are.

William and Kate like we've never seen them before. Wax figures are on display at a museum in Poland, supposedly the likeness of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Footage of the figures went viral this week after museum visitors began sharing them, saying the figures don in the likeness of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Footage of the figures went viral this week after museum visitors began sharing it, saying the figures don't look much like the one the couple. I don't know, people. They're pretty good statues. I mean, pale skin, scary teeth, the dead eyes look just like British people. No, seriously, these statues, look at their smiles. They look like, they just called Megan Marco Nigger under her breath. Nigger.

Nigger. N-Eagg. N-i-nigger! They look like they're auditioning for the sequel to Smile. And the Kate one, she's especially fucked up. She looked like me and white chicks. Now finally, let's talk about the greatest threat facing America today. Our kids are eating too much candy with weed in it. The FDA has issued a warning about children accidentally ingesting products with THC,

with many made in packaging that looks like brand-name candies and cereals, something kids could easily confuse. The FDA warning, accidental ingestion of these products can lead to serious adverse events, especially in children. A recent study links the dramatic increase in cases of kids accidentally ingesting cannabis to the legalization of marijuana. Researchers have seen a nearly 1,400% increase, with about 200 cases reported in 2017, compared to more than 3,000 cases in 2021. Wait, how can you even tell if a little kid is high?

No, because them little f-fix always sound high. Daddy, if a cloud had legs, would it be a snowman? Nigger, you won't mustache again! And weed isn't just dangerous for little children, it's also dangerous for adult children, like Chet Hanks. Well, sucker your mama duckty-stinking crotches. Spit upon your griny grieve. I'm sorry, Tom. I'm just saying the shit you'd want to say.

So parents, please be responsible for the health and the well-being of your family. Send me your drugs for safekeeping. I might get something back to you. For real though, here's what I want to know. Why is weed the only drug putting food? How come there's no cracking edibles? Think about it. They already got Hershey crackle. You're halfway there. Just put the crack in it. And for more on this story, let's go to Dulce-Sloon.

Dose! Hello, friends? How can parents stop getting edibles in the first place? How can parents stop getting into their edibles? I'll tell you how. How about these grown-ass adults stop taking edibles in the first place? You shouldn't be like a little kid who needs an imaginary plane to eat his vegetables? You're 35 years old.

Smoke a fucking blunt like you pay taxes. Grow up. That's a little harsh. Spoke the drugs. Stop playing with people. You know, have, they like, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, stop th, stop th, stop th, stop th, stop th, stop th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop, stop. Stop thi. Stop that, stop that, stop that, stop that, stop that, stop that, stop that, stop that, stop stop that, stop stop that, stop stop stop thi. Stop the drugs. Stop playing with people. I know, but that's a little harsh. Some people, you know, have, they like a little flavor in there. They're high. Weed has flavor.

The flavor is weed. If you can't handle it, you can't have it. All these people are trying to eat instead of smoke. You smoke to earn your way to the munchies, all right? Listen, you can't combine the two, that's just lazy. Come on. Okay, but if people are going to take edibles, how can they stop their kids from getting into them? Well, look, I want to help because I'm a good Christian woman.

Hallelujah. The problem is right now, the packaging is too attractive to kids. So, how about this packaging? Okay? See? Oh, so heavy. Oh my God. Well, I mean, listen, ooh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. I mean, this is the hardest part about being single, picking up heavy things, you know

what I mean? See, now if you put the edibles in the math book. toobey, who the hell can do advanced algebra? Come on. And we all know that math is a lie, right? Who the hell can do advanced algebra? Come on. And we all know that math is a lie, right? So, because the only thing you really need is geometry.

Well, I can't change your life. So listen, if you put the drugs in the math book, the only kids finding them are nerds. And frankly, them nerds need to loosen up anyway. Or, or, you know, just to help. Instead of, listen, look, look, look, look, look. Instead of changing the packaging, change the edible. See? Listen, look, look, look, look, look. Instead of changing the packaging, change the edible. See? Green bean edibles with vitamin T, H and C. Don't say there's not going to be no adult or kid that's going to be down with that product.

But it's good, it's good for you. But it's good, it's good for you. Listen, I hear what you're saying, Mr. Marlin. And I'm gonna just tell you, you sound a little stress, you know? So maybe, just maybe. You need a little visit from the airplane? Come on, here comes the plane. Come on, no, no, no, I'm... Stop. I'm, stop, stop, I'm a grown-ass man. I'm not about to do that.

Nigg, eat the weed! Don't say saws, everybody! All right, when we come back, we're going to have a weird interview with the mayor of New York City. Don't go away. Welcome back to the Daily Show. When they found out I was hosting the show this week, they asked me if I wanted to interview the Mayor of New York, Eric Adams. Now, I'm not really a political guy, so I said, f-bid-no. But my dear friend Kwan is very interested in politics, so he sat down at the mayor Adams

to ask him the tough questions. Take a look. How you man? This dude could see. No you late when I beat you here. It's all on time. What's up? You feel me?

I like your work. Thank you. You know what's up? This is Kahn asking the mayor and real politicians, real questions that the real niggers want to know. All right. Mayor. Yo, this bug. Why do I hear that all the time when I meet people the the people, the people, the people, the people, the people, the people, the people, the the the the the the the the the the the train people of train people of train people of train people of train train train train train train train train train train train train, what I thoes, what I thathea, what I thathea, what I thathea, what I wa, what I wa, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what I thathea, what I train, what I to know. Feel me? All right. Mayor. Yo, this bug. Why do I hear that all the time?

When I meet people on the train, when I meet people inside a homeless shelter, when I meet people in the club, it's I cannot believe I'm sitting here kicking it with the man. No, I just can't believe on what you look like Damon Wayne. That shit fucking the mask on you can't be blank. You put the mask on you can be blank man bro. You know that's wild but it's wild like yo I voted for you I'm lying my mom's voting for you. I don't want them to come get me for jewelry. Listen mom's all the mom said man because they saw they saw in me what they see and you.

Yeah that's the lady man shit right there. Yo, man, you buff. Why you buff, son? Got to be. You're the most buff man ever. You should do an action movie. Like, some all on Swartz. Every day is an action movie, man.

Some all on Swartz a Negro shit. Yeah, and you look like, you're like, is being, like, like like you, is being made of stress? It depends, you know. A stressful is growing up in a neighborhood, not knowing when your meal is going to come from it, eating that hard-ass cheese that they used to make us eat. That's stress. So you plan on softening the government cheese? You can't soften that, man.

You can't soften that. You can't soften that. You can't sofie. You. You. You. You. You. You. You're melt it. You. You. You're melt it. You're me. the the I couldn't shit for months. Yo, that's bug. I had a question, this is random. How come I can't buy hot food on my EBT card? That's a good question. I didn't even know that. Bro, just cold shit? Why poor people gottied to that? I didn't know you can't. Chodd. They shouldn't. Why don't I don't pull people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people. Cho that you. Cho that. I I I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't th. I don't th. I don't I don't th. I don't th. I don't. I don't I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I Change that. We're changing that bill. So we're going to look at it. And we're going to name the bill after you. Quar. Yes. The Quaam bill. You know what me holes I'm going to get for that? The quam.

I've got a bill named after me. Ho? I got a bill named after me. No, but real too. be working out. Got to every morning man 5 a.m. Oh 5 a.m. you're like son do you or do you not be in the clubs because I hear you be part of it. Let's say I'm a nightlife man I gotta test the product. So sir how are you gonna say you up at five a. When you ain't even sleep son. Listen my dad said you hang out with the boys you got to get up with the men. Oh that's real so that that's the th. th. the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. you you you you you. you. you you you you you you you to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. to th. th. Do to to do. Do do. do. Do do. Do to to to to to to to the. to the get up with the men. Oh that's real. Yeah I'll fuck you man I'm took you. So let me ask you some real shit. We. Yes. You smoke. You smoke. You smoke. That's a tough question man. It's legal. You know. Yeah. No, no I don't smoke. Secondhand. All you guys do is walk down the block. Second hand is everywhere now. All right. Listen, we made it legal, but we just don't want it.

We don't want our children smoking on their way to school. Right. Or getting that gummy bears and other bullshit that they sell. You know, we need to be real clear on that. You could, I know if you- They should smoke after school. Yeah, now let's get real. Yes. Now we got some real shit to ask tha that prayers go out the classroom, guns come in.

Now I'm a church boy. You know what I mean? I can tell. I can tell. My grandmother go to church. She prayed a lot. She prayed a lot. That's how you made it.

But see, prayer don't always work. Yes, it does. No, because my grandma prayed over my gay cousin, her whole life, she's still gay as hell. If your grandmother prayed for your cousin, that she gonna pray for her to be happy and find peace. That's. And that peace may not be your peace. Boss. That man got bars.

I ain't, I ain't, I f-fuck with you, man. Boss. That man got bars. All right. I ain't. I ain't. I'm a try. If I vote. Mm-hmm. So what that said, when exactly did they take prayers out of the classroom in New York

City? Sometimes they believe constitutionally you're not supposed to have prayers in school. And I think that you don't have to do it in school, around school, but our children need some spiritual space. You don't think that's some white shit? No, I think it's the right shit. Come on, you should be able to pray. We got here.

Yeah, so you want to put it back in the school. Something not up to me. What I want to do is introduce our children to spirituality. talks with that. You know that? I do. I do. Because one time I took this dude's chain, it was a Jesus chain, and I felt real bad. You know, I'm sure you gave it back to it. No, I just felt real bad.

You may have me for a reason. Right. Because I did point it during quarantine and got me that EBT call that I used to get the cold food that you're going to make hot. All right, let me ask you, real shit people want to know. Son, what the fuck you're going to do about the Knicks? Listen, you're the mayor, son.

You can't have the team, New York team looking like the, Spike Lee don't even go to the games no more. You gotta do something, son. You should go there with all your cops. And if they don't play right, you should arrest them. Listen, all I know about New York fans is an Arnold Schwarzenegger moment. They'll be back, because we're gonna win. They'll be saying that for 30 years. Willis you don't even go to the games no more. Yo, E, you're a fucks with you. Listen, I'm gonna give you my math.

Let's link up again. Pop some bottles. You don't get some business, you know what I'm saying? I'm looking for a fifth baby mom. Love, my guy, my guy, all day. All day. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. All right. Thank you, Kahn. All right, stay tuned. When we come back, we got Bumani Jones. We'll be joining me on the show. And I bet you this nigger got a tuneck on. So don't go away. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is an Emmy winning sports journalist who hosts the HBO series,

speaking of HBO, Speaking of HBO, I have a stand-up special called God Loves Me streaming right now on HBO Max. And if you want to see me live, I'll be in Medford, Massachusetts at the Chevalier Theater this Saturday, March 11th. My next guest, Emmy Award-winning sports journalist who hosts the show on HBO. It's called Game Theory with Bomanie Jones. Please welcome the one and only Bomani Jones. You're looking clean, looking clean, looking like you were weighing, looking like Keenan, looking clean, looking like Keenan, looking like Keenan, looking like Keen and I'm clean.

That's a hair tel, did it? No, you just, you all look alike. Well, you look like Damon and Keenan got smushed together and then put in a suit. So let me ask you a question. What do you think of the whole Jah Marant thing? Well, I had two thoughts, but I saw the last video with him at the strip club. Thought number one, they're supposed to be taking their shirts off. That is, like, do you flip your own burgers at McDonald's? When you go to the strip club and you take your clothes off, you're doing this backwards. And then there's the other part that he's in there with a gun. And honestly I thought that gun was too small to even like rightly pistol whips a lot.

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Pop? Pop? Bop! The first part, I get that. If I got that much money, I ain't going nowhere where I think I need a gun. Oh, the ship club is coming to meet. We don't be in my house. Anytime I'm like, maybe you just shouldn't go there. Like, if I think I might need to shoot somebody where I am, I probably just shouldn't go there.

Right. Okay, so you saw the tweet that LeBron did about his son, Brani. Last night he tweeted, and I want to quote this right, definitely better. He said that his son, Brani was definitely better than some of these cats I've been watching on the league pass today. Do you think Brony has what it takes? So I looked at what Tyle LeBron said that tweet. It was roughly midnight Eastern. There were two games on.

And all those teams have better records than the Lakers. So. Oh, shots fired. Shots is fired. No, my only point is, if Brani's better than them, then bring your son to work day, bring up out here. And you can find out. Johnny's better than them, then bring your son to work day, bring him out here. You can find out, unfortunately for the young man.

He would learn some very hard lessons that day. And that's the thing, man. I feel like he's putting a bullseye on his son's back. Because getting to the NBA is hard. Really, really hard. If he gets there at all, that is a victory. But if he gets there and his name is LeBron James Jr., man, everybody gonna try to get famous off of him. Like if I was LeBron, I'd kind of be like,

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Like being number two or number three is really really really really really good right? But dude there's Jordan and it's just everybody else like when the last dance came on I was just like yes now the kids can watch this and I never have to talk about this again. Right. Like you like, you got it right here. Here is your explanation. And it ain't got nothing to do with LeBron. It's just all about that, dude. Right, okay.

Okay. Um, I'm not so much a sports fan as I am an anti-sports fan. I love teams. I hate teams. I hate, right? So, who do you got going to the finals? Because I'm a Laker hater. I don't like saying that out loud. Don't tell LeBron in them because I like going to the games and shit. But I'm an official hater. Who do you got going to the finals? I mean, I think I got Milwaukee on one side and on the West. I don't know who's going, but I want my man Yokech to go.

Because Yokege looks like, he just picked up like a piece of bread and went to a personal trainer and was like, this is what I'm going for, right? Like get you a baguette and be like, yo, make me look like this. And killing everybody, everybody. Everybody, I love to see that payoff. Love to see that payoff. Plus, we grew up at a time when it was more hard, scrabble tales of basketball players, right? Like they were sending them off to private school early,

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You can't tell me, who you hate it, who you hate? I don't think, I mean, when I was little I hated Boston, but, you know, things changed. Let me rephrase that. When I was little, I hated the Celtics. I'm up in the air on Boston. Right. On the Celtics, you know, things changed a little bit. Okay. You or Stephen A Smith, they Smith?

I think Stephen Nate talk some shit to me. I like him. But I really think Danny Thaw. Danny Thaw. Don't do that. I don't understand the word he says, but it is funny as hell. No, man, it is. This why I love Shannon, because do us from the country shouldn't have to change how they talk to make y'all feel good. And that's why I love him so much. I love when he sit there with Skip, I'm gonna have me a black and mouth,

I'm gonna have me some yak, you shut the fuck up and do what you gonna do. I love me some shit. I like when he was screaming that John Morant and his father. I'll fuck ythink all of a, Shannon Sharp had a different tone, but them first three dudes? Oh no, no, no, no. But he did kind of carry when John pulled that little gun out on him. Let me tell you. As country as Shannon sharp is, you ain't go pull no little gut on him and get no reaction. You don't come from the backwoods to get scared off by 3-8. That ain't how it works.

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Ricky Haddon was from Wichita, Kansas, right? Like no, we supposed to have beef with them. They're like, no, but we have beef with them. All right, so your interview with Jake Paul went viral last month. You roasted him and and then he lost his fight. Did that make you happy? Is that a hateful prayer you put out? I'll be honest, Efra. I didn't want to watch the fight because I didn't want to watch him fight. Like he's not actually a fighter. But he told us, because I asked him, because he fanc-he' himself as a boxing promoter, like a businessman, so I'm like, what happens if you lose? Because I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm himself as a boxing promoter like a businessman so I'm like what happens if you lose because I'm thinking about the money of it and he's like well I don't have a loser mentality that seems to be how you live life and I'm like dude I'm 42

years old like you're not gonna nanny nanny boo boo boo boo boo boo me in this but then I sure you're 42 I am 42 I am 42 yeah any many boo booed I thought you were a second. I said, oh. But I say it is, when I found out Jake Paul had a rematch clause, I was like, oh, who to lose her now, dog? It seems like, it seems like you had a plan just in case you got your ass. Which by the way, is it generally good idea. You just ain't got a lie about it. You think he'll who whoop your ass? So it's a dilemma because on one hand there are weight classes for a reason.

On the other hand I am 42 years old. I can't lose no fight to Jake Paul. Why? Because I can't. I can't go, I don't have kids so I don't have it with them. We're like you can't beat me. But if Jake Paul beats me up in public, one of us at some point is going to have to die. There's no other option. You're gonna be like a jaummeric. Can I use your little gun?

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