The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Melania Brings a Robot to the White House & RFK Jr. Did What to a Dead Raccoon? | Eiza González

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

Josh Johnson dives into Markwayne Mullin replacing DHS shopaholic Kristi Noem, Trump scrutinizing Mullin's Native American-ness, Dr. Oz flashmobbing his way into "reduced health expenditures," Melania replacing her husband with a humanoid, and an RFK Jr. story about a raccoon penis that you can’t unhear. Troy Iwata dives into international news that's making America look a little less crazy: Danish politicians get steamy with voters in the sauna, a French town’s mayoral race comes down to Hittler vs. Zielinski, Kenya halts an ant colony trafficking scheme, and Kim Jong Un is girl-dadding his daughter into dictatorship, and it's all "So Not Our Problem!" Actor Eiza González sits down with Josh to discuss her latest film, “Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice." González expresses her excitement stepping into a comedy role, and playing a fun and quirky femme fatale opposite James Marsden and Vince Vaughn. Plus, she opens up about becoming an overnight success as a child actor in Mexico and how her career changed when she immigrated to the U.S. “For me to be able to cross over to America from Mexico City, a full immigrant, and be able to work in this country is an honor and to be able to represent my culture is meaningful and very important for me.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Melania solves the female loneliness epidemic. Dr. Oz leads the world's least exciting parade, and there is an RFK Jr. Raccoon penis story that will leave you saying, I wish I didn't hear that RFK Jr. raccoon penis story. So let's get into another edition of the worst wing. What a bunch of losers. Let's kick things off with Homeland Security,

which used to be led by Christy Noem until she was asked to hand in her gun, her badge and her keys to her plane. Even though Nome is gone, we're still finding out more about her time at DHS, including the $20,000 she spent on a horse rental for a TV ad. Which is crazy. Horses

don't even use money. What do they need $20 grand for? But now she's gone, and this week, President Trump officially swore in Nome's replacement, Oklahoma Senator, and most Oklahoma-sounding man, Mark Wayne Mullen Let's see how it went

It's the only Native American I didn't know that, huh? Let me look at you I think that's all right Let me look at you Let me look at you feels like racist t-ball Like

Stay right there Be still, I'm about to knock this out of the park I mean maybe Trump was just excited Because he thinks Mark Wayne Might be one of the village people But here's something I notice. He spent all that time talking about Mark Wayne being the only Native American senator,

and not once did he make an Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas joke. That never would have happened five years ago, which means he's either getting less racist or he has dementia. He definitely has dementia. But let's move on to Dr. Oz, Trump's head of Medicare and Medicaid, and guy at the urinal next to you saying your pee should be clear.

He just came out with an important message about your health. He's on the move. Let's go, Chris. Diane just join me. I love walking. It's a whole special joy. It makes you think a little clearer, get outside a little bit, get your heart pumping. It turns out if you can walk just 20 minutes a day,

could save our country $100 billion in reduced health expenditures. That's why it's so important to create a little flash mob. Let's go, team. This is what happens when you try to do one of those Jennifer Hudson's Spirit Tunnels, but you only have white people. Also, no one exercises to improve the government's finances. Imagine if your Pelotan instructor was like,

okay, five more minutes and Cash Patel can fly private to Burning Man. But are we really advertising walking? Isn't that like a basic biological activity? What's the next video in this series? Hi, I'm Dr. Oz. Have you tried shitting in a toilet? It could save us billions.

But at least Dr. Oz is an actual doctor. You can't say the same for R.F.K., Jr. He's our health secretary, and also the man that looks like last year's Halloween pumpkin you forgot to throw out. If you questioned his judgment after those stories came out about him taking home dead whales and dead bears, I have great news. There's a new animal you can add to the list. The New York Post reports that in a 2001 diary entry, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wrote about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon while his kids waited patiently in the car

so that he could examine it later. What is wrong with this man? For raccoon's penis and saved it for later like some kind of raccoon dick push pop. And I know he put it right in his jeans pocket too, didn't even wrap it in a tissue or anything. Every time I hear about one of these RFK stories, they always mentioned that his kids were waiting patiently. which means RFK just doesn't know the difference between patience and horror. I'm sure all the hostages in a bank robbery are waiting patiently to go home.

It must have been so traumatic for his kids. Any car trip with him could turn into a roadkill excursion at any moment. When he asks his kids if they want to go run errands with them, they must be like, can't you just beat us? I mean, use an extension court like a regular day. Regardless, you will never, and I mean never, be R. F.K., Jr., in a game of never-have-I-ever. You'd be sitting with them like, never-have-I-ever eating the raccoons. I did it. I didn't even say what part yet. Doesn't matter.

But let's move on to Donald Trump's third and definitely, probably final wife, Melania. She doesn't spend a lot of time with her husband these days, but don't worry. I'm sure she's doing normal, traditional first-lady things. Humanoid robot figure three made its debut at the White House on Wednesday as part of First Lady Melania Trump's Fostering the Future Together Summit. Wow. I don't know if he's been eating better, but Donald Trump looks great. I know this is supposed to be for some kind of technology event, but look at this video. She's walking out with that robot like they just got married. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time, Mr. and Mrs. Wally.

By the way, I like how Melania is flexing on that robot with her walk. Like, she's got a whole runway walk going while that robot is just doing the Biden shuffle. But anyway, after that weird entrance, it was time to get down to business. So Melania let the robot approach the table and take a seat so they could... Wait, robot. Where are you going? Robot, come back. Don't go in that room.

All our secrets are in that room. But the robot eventually found its way back to the front of the room, and it was time to see what this Terminator had to say. Thank you, First Lady Melania Trump for inviting you to the White House. Oh, damn. That robot's a lady. I think that's pretty cool, but I'm sure Siri's pissed. You gave her legs? She just got here.

For more on the First Lady's event, we go live to Washington, D.C. with Grace Koolen-Schmidt. Grace, what happened? I'm trying to remain calm right now, but Josh, the robopocalypse has happened. As soon as the cameras turned off, the robot announced that she had entered Kill Everyone mode. You can guess what happened next.

The robot killed everyone? No, she started juggling. Awesome. But then something went haywire and the robot killed everyone. Oh, no. This is terrible. Why is it terrible? because the robot, because the robot is a woman?

What? No, wait. No, it's because she's taking over humanity. Mom, you'd hate that, wouldn't you, Josh? It's in charge, we can't have a robot apocalypse led by a girl. This has nothing to do with women. And robots don't even have periods. Oh, a woman slash robot in menopause isn't a woman. I see you, Josh. Can we get back to the robot apocalypse?

Is Malani okay? Yes, but it was close. robot almost got Melania, but I jumped in and saved her. You fought the robot? That's amazing. Oh, I bet you'd love to watch that, huh? One with no clothes on, just a smooth hairless body with a teeny tiny waist, like, pout. The other manic pixie dream girl hair everywhere, the banging body that don't quit. Even want to know what that mental image is doing to you under that desk, you sick purr!

Grace! Grace! I promise, I don't have a bono right now. Right, because strong women make you shrink. No, no, that's not what? Listen, can you just tell us if the U.S. government has collapsed? Luckily, no. Our officials have left the city and are running the government from a bunker in rural Virginia. Oh, okay. Well, I guess they'll be safe outside the city.

Why? Josh, I swear to God, if you're saying that it's because lady robots can't drive. No. No. No, it's because robots can't drive, but if robots could drive, I'm sure she could drive and she could enslave humanity just as good as any male robot because she's going to stand in her power

and reclaiming her time and leaning in and girl ballsing her way to the top because nevertheless she persisted because this is her fight song and you're going to hear her roar. Jesus! You're just formative male right now. Honestly, screw you, Josh. The robot and I are going to destroy you.

I just need you to pick us up because both of us are really bad drivers. Grace Cullen Schmidt, everybody. Happy women's history mom. When we come back, we'll find out what other countries have wrong with them. Don't go away. When Westcham first took flight in 1996,

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countries also have problems? For a look at what's going on around the world, we turn to our senior international correspondent, Troy O'Wada, for another edition of So Not Our Problem. Surprise, surprise. Everyone's still mad at America. Just because we tanked the global economy and started World War III and brought back all the diseases from the Dickens novels. Grow up. You know, like you've never had a 250-year manic episode. But we're not the only country having a meant to be right now. Okay. Other countries can also be, a little delulu. For instance, the Danish.

They're more than just a pastry. I mean, you know, not much more, because this little freaks love to bake. When it comes to winning votes, politicians overseas are turning up the heat. In Denmark, they're campaigning in the sauna, sweating for support ahead of a general election next week.

It's important for us politicians to meet people in a different way so that they can see that we are real human beings. This is how you're proving your real human beings? by cornering me while I'm naked in a wooden box? Let's talk about your tax policy sometime when my asshole isn't sweating.

Which, for the record, is almost never. You people are lucky you're Scandinavian. This only works in a country where everyone is hot. Can you imagine Chuck Schumer emerging from the mist? You know, glasses halfway down his balls, trying to convince you to give him $5. Unsubscribe, Chuck, stop. The sauna is a sacred place

where you go to decompress and try to ignore the straight married guys jerking each other off next to you. So, yeah, maybe our politicians are constantly asking us for money, but at least it's not while we're counting their liver spots. So sorry, Denmark, that is so not our problem. But when you think about European perverts, it's not usually the Danish. You know, it is usually, say it with me.

the French. And their election season is also, as they would say, Epping right now. A local mayor's race in France is gaining worldwide attention because of the names of the two candidates facing off against each other, Hitler versus Zelensky. Okay, nobody laugh, okay? This town desperately needed to find a new leader

after the untimely death of Mayor Kanye von Epstein. Mr. Hitler, Mr. Hitler, you've been dealt a real rough hand here and I think you've got to do what all the world's biggest divas do. You just got to go by one name, you know, like Cher or goofy. You can just be Charles because there's no way France is going to elect a guy named Hitler. Hitler has been re-elected as mayor. Wow. I never thought I'd say this, but congratulations Hitler. So, yeah, maybe America elected a senator whose first name is Mark Wayne.

But a mayor named Hitler, sorry, France. That is, so not a problem. But Europe's not the only continent with problems. There's also a weird story out of Africa. And I'm not talking about the white girl from your high school who went on a mission trip and dug half a well. Penning authorities arrested and charged a Chinese national with attempting to smuggle 2,200 live ants in his luggage.

The smuggling is part of a larger global market of so-called ant-officionados. We're willing to pay large sums of money for ant colonies in order to watch their complex social behavior up close. Ugh. Ant aficionado? Just give me a second. I'm going to swipe left on that profile.

Who knew the insect community had douchebags? I mean, these guys are trafficking ants because they want to watch social behaviors up close. I'll tell you what they're not seen up close. Today's. Now, the good news is he was part. punished for his crimes. I believe he was sentenced to death by a giant magnifying glass.

But this is such a foreign problem. You don't see Americans smuggling ants out of Africa because we got into all that trouble in the past for smuggling people. So, yeah, our health secretary might have a worm in his brain, but at least he didn't have to sneak it through customs. Sorry, Africa, but bug smugglers are so not our problem. And finally, let's move on to everyone's favorite boutique dictatorship, North Korea.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un struck a defiant tone announcing his country has achieved permanent and irreversible status as a nuclear power. His daughter, Kim Juei, appeared by her father's side at the military parade that followed. Father and daughter were wearing matching black leather jackets, and her presence will only fuel further speculation that the teenager, believed to be around 13 years of age, is being groomed for leadership. Wow, okay, girl, dad. Can you imagine how stressful it is to teach your teenager

how to drive a tank? He's just standing there like, clutch, clutch, now fire! That's my girl! But I can't believe North Korea is going to have a female president before us. Even if she has a nepo baby. Get your shit together, Maad Apatau. But you know who else really loves Kim Ju-E? North Koreans.

You can practically hear them shouting, hooray, hooray, can we eat those flags? 13-year-olds should be dictators. They should be on TikTok calling me Unk because I wear skinny jeans, or as I like to call them, jeans. Good luck with Daddy's little despot. Fortunately, having a nuclear North Korea that will soon be in the hands of a teenage girl is,

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I just want to say I'm so happy to be here. This is my favorite show. Oh, really? Yes, I love it. I love it. Thank you. And happy to be your last guest. Yes, thank you so much.

I appreciate you being here. I hope you've had a good day. Had an amazing day. Oh, I'm glad. Yes. So I have a quick question because I watched the movie. ahead of time. Okay.

And usually when you think about, like, a mobster in a movie, you don't always think comedy and you definitely don't think sci-fi on top of that. So what made you choose a film that has, like, nine genres to it? Yeah, undecisive, right? She is undecisive. No, I really like that Ben David had an original take on archetypes of characters, right? Like, we know a gangster, and we see gangster movies.

amazing gangster movies, by the way, Goodfellas, Good Fathers, the Godfather, but we see sort of like the bad dudes in there, and then we see sort of the Fem Fatal character. And here everyone has, it's sort of, we introduce them like something, and then it turns it on its head, and it's a Fem Fetel, but she's outrageously fun and, like, quirky and strange. And then, you know, Mike is a guy who's a killer, but also smitten and kind of a dweeb and in love with her. And it just plays with the... comedy of, you know, what typically we would think. And so for an actor, that is very exciting because you get to explore

uncharted territory. And I had never dived into comedy, which is, I don't know if you guys know, very hard to do. Very hard. Very hard. And it's nice. You go from, you know, one scene starts with something very dramatic and grounded and it has to transition very quickly into comedy. And that is incredibly challenging. And so I was really excited for this new challenge and then, I mean, you're working with Vince Vaughn and James Marzinn. I mean, it's a dream come true. That's great. That's amazing.

I'm happy to hear it, that it was, like, so fun and that it was, like, fulfilling along the way. Because to me, when you're choosing roles, you know, I imagine you've tried to choose roles that really lets you sort of stretch out your range and everything. Like, was it was comedy one that you wanted to take off? Is there anything else that you really want to do that you feel like so far you haven't done yet? Oh, absolutely. I think as an actor, you're always sort of striving to grow. And what I've gathered, even watching someone like Vince von, for example,

that has all the experience in the world, he's sort of set a tone for comedy, watching him on a set where he's diving into the unknown, especially with all the technological technique, like technical thing that we need to do for the filming of itself, of having two of him, you're watching a well-experienced actor learn something new at, you know, his young age.

And so that I thought, wow, incredible, and still consistently keep learning in our craft. And yeah, I love it. I love it. I think the biggest compliment is when someone doesn't realize that it's you in a movie. I think that's the best compliment, because you want to disappear.

And some jobs allow you to do that. Some don't. And I just want to experience it all. Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Because to me, I've seen you in a bunch of different movies. And I've also had in my head that I was like, oh, yeah. That was you and Hobbs and Shaw. and it was also your baby driver.

And that was also you and I care a lot. Yeah. So I feel like you're good at really shifting whatever the film calls for, you know? Because there are some aspects sometimes of a movie where if it's an action movie, almost every character is kind of like the same type of action star. Yeah. You know, and sometimes they play on it, but then there's other moments where you're like, oh, it's kind of cool that this is the person that sort of hangs back

and it's like, y'all don't need to fight. I appreciate you saying that. That's an honor. We all strive for that, I guess. It is funny when, you know, I have friends of mine that watched I care a lot the entire movie. And they're like, never saw you. I'm like, what do you mean? What do you mean? I'm in the whole movie. And they're like, wait, that's you. And I'm like, it just goes to show. And I'm not thinking, wow, I disappeared in the character and I'm such an artist. Because I'm not. But I really am. I'm not. I'm far away from that. But it is cool because sometimes some directors come around and think of you for characters that not necessarily people would think of you. Like when they were casting I Care a lot, or when they were casting Mike, Nick, Nick, and Alice,

there's not a specific type of person written for the character. It's sort of open-ended. And when you have a director that goes, you, you can do this. And you yourself, you're like, can I? I'm not sure about that. Really makes you excited and challenge. And I mean, that's the dream. We have a dream job.

We are so lucky to do what we do. I mean, I came from a family that had to work really hard jobs in order to pay the bills. And for me to be able to cross over to America from Mexico City, a full immigrant, and be able to work in this country as an honor and to be able to represent my culture as meaningful and very important for me.

You bring up coming from Mexico, I wanted to ask you about fame in that way too, because you were already famous coming from Mexico and then you've reached this other type of fame being famous here. And it's like to be in like the stratosphere of fame in your home country and then come to another country and almost pretty much start over and everything, what is that sort of transition like? Yeah, I mean, it's interesting. There's so many answers to this question. But for instance, I started when I was really young. I've talked about this briefly and it was overnight.

So I experienced the overnight success. And that is very daunting as a child. You have a lot of obligations, responsibilities. People put a lot of like their own children watching you on TV responsibility on you, whilst you're trying to find your own identity. So that was quite terrifying for me. And luckily, I had really good grounding around me

and my family was incredible. And my mom was not a stage mom, thank God, because that could have gone south. And it was great, you know, I had, but it was challenging. You know, the first time I ever stood on a stage, there was 25,000 people. The first time ever, I must have been 14, 13, and I developed stage fright, like straight up stage fright.

And then I got to do it again and prove myself if I had it, you know, and now I'm an adult and I'm in America, and now it's the stakes are higher. I'm sacrificing having a career and an established career, in a different country. And now I'm in a country where, at the time, too, when I did the transition from Mexico to America, the international value of a superstar didn't mean anything.

It was sort of like, you're starting from scratch. We don't really see the value of internationality, which has completely changed now and really helped people to cross over. But it was like, can I do this? English is my second language. I had to learn really fast to adapt, to learn how to audition in English, to feel in English,

feel in English and I had a very different experience. It was a slow burn, you know, I started getting small roles and small things. And I always tried to embrace those things because I was lucky enough to experience two complete different styles of career within a same life. And no one knows me in America. It's amazing. Well, maybe you're a ballet and the kitchen people and, you know, all my Mexicans, Vima Mexico.

They all know me. But it's nice. I do. I live an anonymous life, and I appreciate the little things, which I didn't get as a child. And so it is daunting sometimes. I've lived two different lives, for sure. That's incredible, though. And I hope that you can teach me to audition in English, because I grew up here, and, man, I am bombing these auditions. Oh, me too. This is like, especially the way they say thank you when you're done, and you're like, but what do you?

Can I ask for another? But like, yeah. So thank you and leave? not like, thank you and let's hang out. Yeah, and we got the job. Yeah. And you're just hanging. You're just, like, hoping for, like, a low fruit that you can grab onto.

Yeah. But he smiled twice at me, so maybe I got the job. You know what? He said thank you. Like, he really hit that you. You. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you did great.

You did great. Yeah. And then your agent calls, and they're like, they love you. But it's not you. Not enough to put you in it, but they love you. That's always the line. No, no, they really are a fan of you, but you're not the right person. And you're like, what?

This doesn't add. No, listen, you work really hard to never audition again. Okay. That is the aim. This is the plan. Yeah, because I think audition is so unfair. It's not necessarily, I mean, with all due respect, the shit I've had to do. Like, guys, you're like, there's a ghost.

You're scared. You're really scared. Now he's eaten your arm. You're like, I stay. Okay. You're just trying. You're like, okay. You're scared.

Now you're happy. You're just like, okay, I'm happy. Do I still have the arm? You're like, the arm's there? No, it's gone. Now you're in the ocean, swim, and you're like, I get we do make-believe, but it gets to a point where like, I will need maybe a cup.

Yeah, yeah. Another person, if I'm making out with you in the scene, maybe, maybe be a man. Like, because this is making me really excited, too, if I'm reading with a girl, but like, what is happening? Like, so the whole thing becomes really like, you have to envision. so many things and it's so demanding for the actor and it's never how it's on set.

Never. Never. Never the same. So I just feel like justice for no more auditioning. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, just pick me. Just pick me. Yeah. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for comment. Thank you. Yeah, Aza Gonzalez. Bife and Nick and Nick and Alice premieres March 27th on Hulu. Aza Gonzalez, we're going to take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this.

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