The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Michael Avenatti's Arrest & Robert Mueller's No-Collusion Conclusion | Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer

Episode Date: March 26, 2019

Roy Wood Jr. is disappointed by the results of Robert Mueller's Trump-Russia investigation, and Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer reflect on the end of their series Broad City. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient-to-bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but

how many of them come out on Thursday. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart wherever you get your podcast. March 25th, 2019. From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York. This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Ears Edition. Oh, welcome everybody. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the Daily Show of Trevor Noah. Thank you for tuning in. Thank you all for coming out. Thank'm trying to know it. Thank you all for coming out.

Thank you so much. Let's do it. Let's do it. Our guest tonight, here to celebrate this week's series finale of their hit show Broad City, Abby Jacobson and Elana Glazer joining us everybody. Yes. Also on tonight's show, the Mueller report is finally out. Plus, Democrats have a new plan that'll totally work this time.

But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. ISIS. Four years ago, they had a terrorist state spreading across Syria and Iraq. But this weekend, their last neighborhood was officially gentrified. More breaking news this morning. The ISIS caliphate is crumbling. The last ISIS stronghold in Syria has fallen. Now that's according to the US-backed Syrian Democratic forces.

And you'll remember, at the height of their power, ISIS controlled, look at this map. An area the size of Portugal across Syria. This is great news my friends. ISIS is gone and all of Syria's problems are finally solved. Don't Google that. But yes, the ISIS caliphate is crumbling and I know this isn't the point, but I always think like Caliphate crumble sounds like a great ice cream flavor, yeah? It tastes so good it brings death to your diet. Honestly now

this has been coming for a while. Like you could tell that ISIS was getting desperate when they were forced to sell ad space in their beheading videos. Like this beheading is proudly brought to you by Casper Matruses. Caspar, you'll sleep like you're dead. Oh in other news, do you guys remember Michael Avin' Avonaddy, yeah, Stormy Daniels' lawyer and Vin Not So Diesel. Well, for a while, he was on TV every day as a hero of the anti-Trump resistance. He even said he was considering running for president. Well, long story short, he's not going to be running for presidents. Michael Avonaddy has been arrested for extortion. Avanati arrested today on charges that he conspired to commit extortion against Nike. Avonadi allegedly threaten Nike that he would go public with claims.

The company was paying high school basketball players. He wanted one and a half million dollars for his client and another $20 million for himself. Avanati tweeted at 12. 16 p.m. today that he was gonna hold a press conference tomorrow. But then 14 minutes later he was arrested in Midtown Manhattan. Wow! Wow, wow, wow. He sent out a tweet, and then 14 minutes later they arrested him. Sounds like everyone's fantasy of what should have happened to Donald Trump.

It's also a good reminder to turn off your location whenever you tweet. And like, what a weekend? What a weekend? Mullah is done, Isis done. Trump is winning so hard right now. What a weekend? Mala is done, ISIS is done, Avanadi is done. Trump is winning so hard right now. Actually, can someone check on Hillary because at this rate, she's gonna be locked up by the end of the day?

And finally, moving on to some technology news, Apple is doing everything. Hey, make room, Netflix and Amazon. There's a new streaming service in the game, and its name is Apple. Today's event looked a lot more like a Hollywood movie premiere than a major tech company announcement. Apple also unveiled a magazine subscription service for about $10 a month. Apple also announced a video gaming subscription service

and an Apple credit card was unveiled. The card is titanium and your name is Lazer S. Johnette. It's the most beautifully designed card ever. And your Apple card is more secure than others. It has no card the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the most beautifully designed card ever. And your Apple card is more secure than others. It has no card number, no CVV, no expiration, and no signature. You know why else that card is secure? Because Apple has already taken all of our money. Yeah, You can't rob what I don't have. And Apple credit card really shows you how successful Apple has become. Basically, they have so much of our money,

now we have to borrow it back from them to afford more Apple stuff. And honestly, an Apple card is just super stupid. And I want one so badly. I don't know what it is about Apple. I want everything they make. Like if Apple made AIDS, I'd be like AIDS. But like AIDS plus. All, th. th, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th, th. And, th, th, th, th, tho, tho. And, tho. And, tho. And, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. And, tho. And, tho. And, tho. And, tho. And, tho. And, tho. And, tho. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, tha. And, tha. And, tha. And, to tha. And, to to to to tooooooo. And, too. And, tha. And, tha. And, tha. And, I want AIDS. But like, AIDS Plus. All right, let's move on to today's top story. It's hard to believe that it's been a part of our lives for nearly two years. Yeah.

You realize when this investigation started. No cheers? It's hard to believe that it's been a part of our lives for nearly two years. Yeah. You realize when this investigation started, two of America's most popular people were Kevin Spacey and Louis C. K. That's how long it's been going on. And now, after 2,800 subpoenas, 500 witnesses and 10,000 Twitter rants, it's finally over. Tonight, breaking news, the Mueller, the Special Counsel Robert Mueller finding no collusion. We finally know the principal conclusions

of special counsel Robert Mueller. The Trump campaign did not help the Russians meddle in the election, the report finds. The cloud of collusion that has loomed large over his presidency for nearly two years has been lifted. No indictments, no charges. So that's it. It's over. That's right. The Mala investigation report is in, and it says there was no collusion.

And I'm not going to lie. It's a little disappointing. A lot of us were expecting something different. It's a little bit like coming down the stairs on Christmas morning. You were hoping for a brand new BMX, but instead, you find Santa's dead body. Burnts because your parents forgot to turn off the fire. Like I guess now we see why Trump just kept on saying, no collusion. He was doing the secrets. You see, you put it out in the universe, and it happens for you.

So he did. No collusion. No collusion. Yeah, instead of fighting him, we should just ask him to use his powers to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to use to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thu. Because because thu thiance because to to to to th. B, because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because th because because because th because because th because th because th because th because th because th because th because th because thi. It's all he did. No collusion, no collusion. How many more times? No collusion! Yeah, instead of fighting him, we should just ask him to use his powers for good. Just get Donald to start saying things that we don't want. No student debts. No student debts.

No more debt, folks. It's all gone. And you don't have to be a genius to know that Donald Trump was really excited to hear th. In fact, we have footage from when he found out that Mullah had let him off the hook. When it comes to Donald J. Trump's collusion with Russia, you did not collude. Yeah, that woman was every single liberal in the country all weekend long. Now obviously, Trump wasn't on Moripovic getting the results, but he was celebrating just about as hard. told him to be a today.

Now obviously, Trump wasn't on Moripovic getting the results, but he was celebrating just about as hard. We haven't seen or heard from the president much this weekend, but from what we're told, he has been in a great, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- thi th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the thin, the the the the to to thean, to to toean, toean, to thin, thin, the thin, the heard from the president much this weekend, but from what we're told he has been in a great mood. We know that on Friday he was cracking jokes at a fundraising dinner. On Saturday he was playing golf with Kid Rock, and today he is back out on Trump International golf course. There was no collusion with Russia. There was no obstruction and none whatsoever. And it was a complete

and total exoneration. Now if you'll excuse me my Uber driver's waiting for me. Yes, that's right. After the report came out, Trump was so happy he went golfing with Kid Rock. It's amazing how different human beings are, because for me, playing golf with Kid Rock seems more like the punishment. And by the way, I can't think of anything more disrespectful for the flag than having to spend four hours wrapped around Kid Rock's dick. Now, you may have noticed that Trump said Mueller's report totally exonerated him. But that's not totally true. On the other key question question question question question question question question question question question question question question the other the other the other the other the the thekekekediiiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq th the other th the, the, the, the, ththea' ththe- the, the, the, ththea' th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, th th, th th th th th th th the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the to me to to me to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the th. But that's not totally true.

On the other key question, whether the president tried to obstruct justice, the special counsel didn't give a definitive answer, leaving it to the attorney general to decide whether to charge the president with a crime. Bar telling lawmakers, while Mueller's report does not conclude that the president committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him. Are you shitting me right now?

Robert Mueller spends two years investigating obstruction of justice, and his conclusion is, I don't know, what are you guys there? That's not an answer, Robert Mueller! That is the question we gave you! If I wanted my questions, answered with questions, I wouldn't get a special counsel, I would get a therapist! Why do you think you dream of marrying a horse? I don't know! If I knew that I wouldn't be here, I'd be at home watching BoJackhawsmen!

Right now the nuances of the report don't matter to Trump supporters. In fact, they don't care about reading the rest. They've already started their victory parade. Well, happy no collusion day, Tucker. No collusion day. It's a good boy. Years and years of breathless hysteria lies presented as facts and truth. What is like Mattow and all the other MSNBC conspiracy theorists? What are they going to cover it now?

How many of those those those those thoseto apologize today? You would think they'd have the decency to say I was wrong, I made a mistake. Yeah, you know what? I never thought I'd say this, but that Jeff Dunham puppet is right. People should apologize now. But I think everyone should apologize. Democrats who accused Trump of colluding should apologize, and Republicans should apologize to Robert Mullah, because they spent two years saying that he was a partisan hack on a witch hunt.

And here at the Daily Show, we also need to apologize. I don't want to, but we have to. So Mr. President, we're sorry that we called you a Russian pea-loving pumpkin-headed caludosaurus. Portions of that name were not accurate. And as it stands, we're going to have to wait to get the full details of the Mueller report. But there's one thing that's clear right now.

Politically, this was a big W for the big tea. It's a big win for President Trump. This is actually a big win. A huge win for the president. Huge win, hands down. This is really good news for a lot of people around Donald Trump. This is a definitive political victory for President Trump and his allies. They are feeling triumphant today. Yeah, it's true. Trump and his people were really happy today.

So happy that Mike Pence even high-fived a woman who wasn't mother-and-and-t.. the the the thenoomphed today. Yeah, it's true. Trump and his people were really happy today. So happy that Mike Pence even high-fived a woman who wasn't mother and then immediately apologized. I'm sorry to everyone. But can I be honest? I don't think this was just a win for Trump. I think this was really a win for everyone. I mean this is great for Democrats because they can move on from collusion now and campaign on the issues that more people care about. It's a win for America because you know that your president isn't a traitor. I mean, how many countries can say that? I mean, all of them, but you know what I mean. It's also a huge win for the children of Africa.

Yeah, because they're about to receivetaxpayers out there complaining, this investigation was a waste of money. Good news, you're also winning. Because Robert Mueller may have spent $25 million on this, but because of him, Maniford had to pay the United States over $40 million, which I guess is another reason the Mullah investigation was such a big win for Trump. This is the first time he's been involved in something that actually turned a profit. And on that note, we'll be right back. Hey, everybody, John Stewart here.

I am here to tell you about my new podcast. The weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. I'm here. I'm here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, TGID, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are they obsess me, the election. Economics, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're gonna be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second.

I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to the Daily Show. After two long years of investigating, Robert Mueller cleared President Trump of Russian collusion. And Mueller finally took that vacation.

Look how much fun he's having. That's his bathing suit. But even though the investigation seems over, many Trump critics are still hoping that there's something left to be discovered. For more on this, we join by our very own Roy Wood Jr. everybody. What's up, man? Roy, this is clearly not what many people wanted, but the Mueller investigation has come to an end. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Trevor, that's where you're wrong. You're wrong. This ain't the ending, it's just the beginning. See, this this whole this whole th th this whole th's th's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's Trevor, that's where you're wrong. You're wrong. This ain't the ending. It's just the beginning. See, this whole thing, it's like, it's like Iron Man back in 2008. You thought the movie was over, but then boom, Sam Jackson shows up after the credits,

and he's like, yo, sit your ass down, bitch, we got 50 sequels coming. That's th investigation is over. No, no. This investigation is over. We still have the Southern District of New York investigation, the New York State investigation, and the House Democrats investigation. Trump's got so many investigations going,

he can be his own law and order tremendous victims unit. One of these investigations has got to bring that hamburger down, Trevor. Okay, look, I guess, but I just don't think you can assume that this will happen. I mean, Mueller investigated Trump for two years and found nothing. We don't know that, Trevor. Trump's Attorney General only gave us a summary of Mueller's report. We need the full report to see for ourselves. You never know. Maybe a couple pages got started together.

Maybe that part about collusion got covered with a mustard stain. Or, or maybe Mueller type no collusion when he meant to type, definitely collusion. Spell check is a mother, bro. Look, Roy, I appreciate you want to check all the boxes, but if Mueller had found Russian collusion, why wouldn't he have prosecuted it? That's a good point, Trevor. Mueller could be working for the Russians, too! No, that's not what I was trying to say.

Then what were you trying to say, Trevor, or is it Vladimir Noah? Well, come on dude, I'm not Russian. I don't know you. Dude, are you listening to yourself right now? Just accept that Trump beat this investigation. But then we need more investigations. What about his tax returns? What about his casinos? What about how his son ain't got no chin? Where did the chins go, Trevor? There you got no chin? If it goes from chin, straight to to the, the, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the, to to to the, the, the Russian, to the to to to the to to to the to to the to the Russian, the Russian, the Russian, the the the the the the Russian, I the Russian, I the Russian, I the Russian, I the Russian, I the Russian, I the Russian. I the Russian. I the Russian. I the Russian. I the Russian. I the Russian. I the Russian. I the Russian. I the Russian. the Russian. the Russian. the Russian. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu trucushe. I'm Russian, tha tha trucushe, thas, tha thas, thrucushe, thrucushes, the the got no chin? Where did the chans go Trevor? They got no chin. If he goes from chin straight to the chin to the throat, straight from chin to the throat,

it's supposed to be something in between. Between the mouth and the throat supposed to be the chin and the scone. Follow the chin. Brother. Why, I haven't slept since 2006. I can't go five minutes without refreshing Twitter. We have to get this man out of office. It's got to be away. It's got to be away, brother. Well, I mean, the 2020 election is coming up. Why not just vote?

Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, it's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting, you'll be saying to yourself, TGID, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election, economics, earnings calls. What are they talking about on

these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches and I know that I listed that fourth but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday I mean talk about innovative Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart wherever you get your podcast We could frame Trump for murder. I know a dude was looking to get rid of a body. We'll wait until Trump leaves, then we'll plant a body in the White House. That's just crazy, man. You're right. We'll do it at Marlago. Less security.

Roywood, Jr., everybody. We'll be right back. You're going to go to jail. Welcome back to the daily show. My guests tonight are the creators and stars of the critically acclaimed Comedy Central Series Broad City. Please welcome Abby Jacobson and Elana Glazer. Oh, welcome back to the show. Oh, that was a nice little move you guys did there with your chairs. You both pulled them one way and then you pulled them the other way and then you sat down.

Then you sat down. Yes. Welcome to the final episode of your show. This is really sad as if the Mueller report wasn't the sad news of the day. This is super super sad. Are you sad or you are you like happy sad or you sad happy? I'm happy sad. Same. Why? I feel so proud of the show that I'm like, yeah, you know what I mean? I just feel so good about the show. Right. But I will miss it? Uh, I will miss it. I will miss it. I, uh, I will. I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I the th, I th. I th. I the th. I th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi, the the the thi, super, the thi, the the th is like, yeah! You know what I mean? I just feel so good about the show. But I will miss it. I will miss it, but we've been talking about it like, it's a sending a kid off to college. Where you're like, I obviously want this kid to go to college.

Right. You're sad. You're happy because they're going to college. You have to bribed their their their their their their tha tha thoe thoe. I I thoe. I thoe. I thoe. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. thoes. thoes. to thoes. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. I tho. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I tho. I tho. I tho. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I to to thi. I to to to to to to thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I you're happy because they go into college, but you're sad because you had to bribe their way into college. I feel you. I feel you. Exactly. It's good. It really has been quite a journey that has become like a cultural phenomenon. I mean, you have people screaming, yes, queen to you in the streets, which they will do until you are like a hundred years old. realize that, right? Like what has that been like creating a show that has become a fundamental part of people's lives?

It goes just beyond just the comedy. I mean, I think the coolest part about it is when we set out to do, we start as a web series in 2009 and Alana and I were on an improv team for two years before that and the show is just about our dynamic. It's just about our friendship and then obviously more than that, but that seems to be what people have responded to the most is the friendship and that's been the through line throughout the whole thing and I love that that's like the biggest takeaway I think. I feel almost like I haven't been able to process that, what you're asking about until,

you know now that's the space actually to process that. Before it was like, just, I don't know, like we've been on this roller coaster and making this show for so long. And now that is kind of settling in and it's, it feels phenomenal to me. It really is a wonderful story because it's, it ties so much into your real lives. That's a lot of people don't know about the two of you specific like these are some of the funniest people you can ever hang out with Just any way you go just like you carry the show with you What's interesting though is when you started the show. It really was that like a like a very active decision that you made?

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When you look at what you've done and you look at how much people have loved you together, you know, you've become known as a comedy duo like Sisters in the Jokes. And you have been on a joke together, but this is the end of a chapter. Do you see yourselves moving forward together? I mean, you're still going friends, I hope. And... You gotta keep making it, yeah. But where do you see yourselves going from here? There's gonna be like the Jordan Peel, you know, Key and Michael Key thing? Is that gonna be that, like one of you making movies

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You get new hats. You get new hats. But how do the hats balance on the hats? Like the hats are, aren't the hats round? And it's like, whoa, we can only do five seasons because there's like so many hats on one stack. And then you like, the hat, the hats, thanks, the their their their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, their, you, you, their, you, you, you, you, you, th, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, the, you get, you get, you get, you get, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the th. th. th. that, that, that, that, get, get, get, get, get, get, the the that, that, that, that, the that, that, that, that,'m just gonna wear this hat today on this project. Yeah and you're like, I'm just an actor, I'm selling up. Alan and I will wear a hat together on this one. And you're like just acting on this. Like one hat's at the same time? Or the same? The same, like a matching hat. Yeah, we get like two printed at the mall of the same times. Yeah we get like to get like like the like the like to like to like the to like to like to like to like the to like to to the to to the to to the to to the the the to to to the the the to that. that. that. that. tho. that. that. the. the. the. I'm the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to start with all the hats at the same time so that they balance? You can just put one higher up?

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I feel like it's been an emotional, not roller coaster, just like ride, just like a ride, you know, you feel like... I think that's what we serve. That, that, yeah. So, this is accurate. Like, when I started my day, I was like, this Robert Mueller thing is, but now I'm going home thinking about hats. And I feel like I th you I thagh thage I I thage I thi I thi I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi that thathea that thathea. thate. tho thatheat that thate. that tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that that that thi thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that thi th about hats. Good. It's a happy week turned over. I feel like that's what Broad City is. No matter what you're feeling in your life, you leave thinking of hats.

Oh my God, Trevor. No, like a metaphorical hat. Like, a metaphorical hat. Like, what was true, like, what was is. Like one of the things in the episodes, and this is something I've been dying to ask you, is in one of the episodes, your character comes out as bisexual, and it's not like a big thing. It's not like a who-it.

It's not like a who-it-It's just like, no, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's, she's, but I was just like, wow. There is a hat involved in that episode in particular. No, there really is. There really is. Yes, but like, why would you choose to do it that way? You know, because the show, we felt the show has been so inclusive and Alan's character has been so fluid and open. Yes. And it's not like Abby's character wasn't, but we never made a big deal about it on the show and why would we now, but we were able to use the hat.

It sounds like we are just all about hats. People who haven't seen the show, they're like, what is this show? They're going to watch it now for the hats. They are. But yeah, once we found that, this ugly hat, and it was a way for to talk about Alana's feelings towards Abby being bisexual. And it was like, or fluid, because we didn't even label it. Yes. It was fun to, also like as close as Abby and Alana are, they're also like sort of like standard narrative dudes in a way where they're like not going to talk about it.

So they like put it on something else and it was like, so it's true of us and it was funny to like put in the show. Yeah I was like so do you think that this is the hat for you? It's like just talk about talking about the hat? Oh what are we talking about? Yeah that was fun. It was amazing and can I tell you the entire show has been phenomenal I mean it's great that you've gotten to end it where you feel like the story. the story. the story you the story the story you the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story. th. th. th. th. th. th. the you feel th. you you you you you you. you. you. you. you. you you you you you you you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is is is is is is is is is is is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. tell. te. tell. tell. tell. te. tell is tell is tell is tell is. May your hat stacking be prosperous and joyous. Thank you so much for being on the show. Wonderful seeing you again. Wonderful being with you again. Ladies and gentlemen, the series finale of Broad City airs March 28 at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central. Abby Jacobson and Lala Glaze everybody! The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show Week Nights at 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central and the Comedy Central app.

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