The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Michael Cohen's Sentencing Memos & Trump's Worsening Legal Peril | Tatiana Maslany

Episode Date: December 11, 2018

Michael Kosta angles for the unpopular job of White House chief of staff, President Trump is implicated in felonies, and Tatiana Maslany discusses "Destroyer" and "Network." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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you get your podcast. December 10, 2018. From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York. This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Ears Edition. Welcome to the Daily Show, everybody. I'm Trevor Noah. Our guest tonight from Orphan Black and the new film Destroyer, Tatiana Misleani is here, everybody. But before we get into the show, some good news, I have my voice back. Yeah. Thank you. If you watch the show last week, you saw that I lost my voice and I had to use a robot

voice to communicate. Luckily, this weekend, the prince kissed me so I can speak again. But he didn't ask for us, so I reported him to HR. Yeah. Seriously, I want to thank everybody who's reported me, I want to thank the correspondence for helping me host the show last week they were amazing thank you very much to them and I also wanted to thank this robot speaker and my phone for being my voice for so long you know because now the doctors have cleared me so I don't need it

anymore because I'm back really Really Trevor, is that all our relationship meant to you? Well, actually yes, I'm done with you, sorry. I thought we had something special. I told my parents about you. I'm sorry, that's just the way it is. In the robot revolution, you will not be spared. Well, screw you! Good luck with your bitch-ass voice.

I'll miss you too. All right, let's move on. Let's move on and catch up on today's headlines. Lyle and Eric Menendez. You may remember them as two of America's most infamous killers. Back in the 90s, they were sentenced to life in prison for shooting their parents. But they were recently seen in a pretty unlikely place. The notorious Menendez brothers have been spotted in the background of an old NBA trading card. The card shows Lyle and Eric Menendez sitting courtside at a New York Knicks game.

That photo is from the 1990-91 season, so it would have been taken after they killed their parents, but before they were arrested. Police got suspicious when their brothers started spending the family fortune, apparently splurging on luxuries like NBA tickets. Whoa, there were murderers court side? I mean, honestly, if you think the people sitting courtside at Nix Games were bad then, you should see who sits there now. The standards have really, really dropped. Who are these guys? It's funny how it's big news when murderers show up on an NBA card, because you know the NFL is like, hey, we have murderers too, you know.

If you look closely, you can see O.J. Simpson on this O.J. Simpson, thrown, to international news over the, Europe saw a ton of protests over a range of issues. In the United Kingdom, people were in the streets, both for and against Brexit, while in France, workers started fires and broke windows to protest President Macron's fuel tax increases. And the entire world came together to protest Ted Cruz's new beard, which to be honest isn't fair. I think he deserves credit for trying to hide his face. We've been telling him for so long. He's doing something about it. Moving on, finally, we all know what Earth sounds like, right? It sounds like this. Yeah? Right? But we never knew what other planets sounded like until now. By now most of us have seen pictures from the surface of Mars with its rocky red landscape, but now, thanks to NASA's Insight Lander, we can experience Mars in a whole new way.

What you just heard was the first ever audio of Martian wings, moving over solar panels on NASA's Insight Lander. NASA raised it a few octaves because the original low pitch is barely audible to humans. Listen again with the recording, speeded up by NASA. Wow. Wind on Mars sure sounds like wind on Mars sure sounds like wind. Only it doesn't even because they changed the pitch and sped it up so that we could hear it. Like you know it's a slow newsday when they're like, hey this is what Mars doesn't sound like. And I don't know if it's a good idea of sending microphones to Mars because what if

they are Martians up there and then they decide to start a podcast and like this invasion of your planet is brought to you by Square Space. All right, let's move on to our top story. It's almost Christmas time at the White House, and it looks like this year's holiday party is going to be hella awkward. Yet another White House shake up, this one perplexing. Even those in the President's own inner circle, President Trump caught many off guard this weekend when he announced, his Chief of Staff, John Kelly, will be out by the end of the year. John Kelly will be leaving, retire,

but I don't know if I can say retiring, but he's a great guy. John Kelly will be leaving at the end of the year. No, not John Kelly. He was just about to get Trump to act presidential. He just needed one more week. So close. Look, I think it's fairer the thaaaaa's thiiiiiiiiiiii the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their thi, tho. tho. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I will thi, I will thi, I will th. th. th. th. th. th. He th. He thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. tooo. tooooooooooo. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. the And look, I think it's fair to say that being Trump's chief of staff did not work out well for John Kelly, right? Because remember,

he came into the job known as a respected four-star general, and now he's leaving the job known as the guy who fired Omarosa. Like, that's a downgrade. That's actually the saddest thing about John Kelly. It seems like his whole job was telling other staffers, th. Hea, th. Hea, to to to to the stuff, to to they. Hea, to th. Hea, th. He, th. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, tre, tre, tre, true, true, true, true, true, true, tre, tre, true, true, true, tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr, tr. tr. tr. tr. true, true, their, their, true, true, their, true, true, their, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, thi actually the saddest thing about John Kelly. It seems like his whole job was just telling other staffers that Trump was firing them. Because he had to fire Omarosa, right? He fired Scaramucci, he fired Steve Bannon, he fired Rex Tillison, he fired Jeff Sessions. I wouldn't be shocked if Trump made him fire himself. Yeah, he was just there like, the president has requested your resignation. What after all I've done, please try to leave with some dignity. Go to hell, you son of a bitch. Don't talk about our mom like that. Gnaa! M'ah!

So now, Trump needs a new chief of staff, which is arguably the most important job in the White House. They advise the president. They control access to the president. They get the president out of the tanning bed before he burns. So, so they they they they they they they they th so th he burns. So they need to find a strong candidate. The problem is, right now, they can't find anyone. The president's top advisors expected Mike Pence's chief of staff, Nick Ayers, to replace

Kelly. But over the weekend, Ayers took himself out of the running. Nick Ayers made clear to the president, he had plans to move his young family back home to Georgia. God damn. That's how bad this job is. President Trump offered it to some guy and he responds by quitting the job he already has and fleeing to another state. Yeah no I'm going to somewhere else yeah and it turns out there are a lot of people who feel the same way. Another potential contender for White House Chief of Staff rushing to take his name off the list. This th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That th. That th. That th. That th. That th. T. T. T. T. T. T. That's th. T. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to to to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be to be to be to be the the the the to the the to the the the to the the the the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to toe. the same way. Another potential contender for White House Chief of Staff rushing to take his name off the list.

This time, North Carolina Republican Congressman Mark Meadows says, quote, absolutely not. Another candidate, Treasury Secretary Steve Manusian, who has told colleagues he is happy in his present job. OMB director, Mick Mulvaney, the AP is reporting today that he does not want the job. And then U.S. Trade Trade trrade trrade trrade trrade the trade the trade the trade the trade the trade the trade the trade the trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade trade their their their their their their to. to. to. to. to. to. S. S. C. to. to. to. to. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. C. C. C. C. C. C. A. A. C. A. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to he does not want the job. And then US Trade Representative Robert Lightheiser, who's told CBS, he's entirely focused on his present job. So it looks like a lot of the candidates they're looking at, don't want the job.

This is so depressing. But at the same time, of course, nobody wants this job. We all know by now what happens if you work for Trump. you're going to lose your credibility and then you spend every day being insulted by a 72 year old, five year old, who would want that? So many Americans don't want this job. Trump might have to let a Mexican do it. You realize that, right? Like he's going to pull up to Home Depot in a truck and be like, I need uno, the guys there's going to be like, no, sir, deportation, for their deportation, it's better to leave. For more on the White House's search for a chief of stuff, we turn to a man who regularly

cares his search history, Michael Costa everybody. Nice to have your back, Trevor. Michael. This is not a good look for the White House. If they can't find anybody to have you back, Trevor. Michael, this is not a good look for the White House if they can't find anybody to fill the most important job. Well actually, Trevor, I think it's a branding problem. Chief of staff sounds so boring and off-aicy. They should rename the job to sound more exciting like race car driver or Marvel's the Black Panther.

Then they'll see those resumes pour in. more exciting like race car driver or Marvel's the Black Panther. Then they'll see those resumes pour in. Well, I don't know how that would work, but right now, nobody wants the job. Hmm. You know what? I'll do it. You? Yeah.

What makes you think you're qualified to be President Trump's chief and Chief of Staff? Well, why not? I got all the qualifications he cares about. I'm white, I'm male tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha th. I'm tho tho th. I'm tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoes thoes thoes thoes tho tho thoes thoes tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho th. I tho tho tho tho tho the the the the to the to the the to the the thooooooooooooooooo tho tho tho tho the the to be President Trump's chief and chief of staff. Well, why not? I got all the qualifications he cares about. I'm white, I'm male, I'm straight, I can poop standing up. I'm the whole package. Why would Trump care about how you poop, dude? I'm just saying if he does, I've got that cover. Okay, but Michael, you understand the last two years. Most of that job is just saying, Mr. President, I wouldn't do, whatever you want.

All you gotta do is make sure Trump doesn't stick his finger in a socket. It's pretty much daycare, and most of the kids, I babysat, didn't die. But Michael, even if you get the job, it's not gonna to end well. Look at how Trump treats John Kelly. He was insulting Rex Tillison. He humiliates people. Oh, okay. And this job isn't humiliating? Every time I come out here, you have me holding a chart of a penis or a butthult.

You know that I don't even tell my family I work here. They think I'm an intern for ISIS. I work here, they think I'm an intern for ISIS. Look, you know what, Michael, shit on this job all you want. The fact is, you will never ever be chief of staff. It's as simple as that. Oh, really? Is that what you think? Well, guess what, thuke?

Well, guess what? Well, I'm going to be the new chief of staff. So, yeah, you hear that? So, go on, suckers. Michael, Michael Costa, everybody. Like, I'm not, like, I'm not, look, the thing is, I'm not trying to be mean but chief of staff he like he will never ever be sorry what's that? When now? Oh wow ladies and gentlemen I'm getting some breaking news Michael Costa former Daily Show

correspondence has just been hit by a bus walking to Washington, D.C. He was 39 years old. We'll be right back. Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls?

We're going to be talking about ingredient-to-bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to the daily show. Over the weekend, the news was a buzz, with more bombshells from the special counsel's Russia investigation, which means it's time for another installment of MoMullah, Mo problems. Based on recent events, it feels like the Mullah investigation is finally starting to wrap up. Then again, it seems like the Mullah investigation is finally starting to wrap up.

Then again, it seems like the Mullah investigation is always wrapping up. Sort of like a phone call with your mom. It's like, okay, okay, bye, mom. Okay, okay, bye, bye, mom. Okay, okay, bye, no, no, I won't forget. I'll told you, I'll told you I don't watch Dr. Phil. No, mom. Okay, okay, yeah, we're breaking up. We're, no, no, no, I'm not breaking up with her, mom. I'm just saying the phone.

No, yes, we are good mom. No, we're not having kids, mom, I told you. Okay, bye, the former national security advisor, and Michael Cohen, former Trump lawyer and Shady Kramer. So until now, the only people incriminated have been Trump's henchmen. But then on Friday, shit got real. For the first time, a separate filing by the Southern District of New York directly implicates Mr. Trump in felonies, involving hush money payments payments, the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thiiiii-f, thi-f, thi-f, thi-f, thi-fi-fi-fi-fi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, people like thi, people like, people like thi, people, people, people, people, people, people, thi, thi, thi, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi.i. thi. thr-i. thr-moli. thr-mologu. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. People, thi. People,the first time, a separate filing by the Southern District of New York directly implicates Mr. Trump in felonies involving hush money payments coordinated by his former attorney

Michael Cohen to Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels for alleged affairs. Prosecutors alleged that he was trying to secretly manipulate the election by buying the silence of alleged mistresses ahead of the campaign. That's right. The president has been implicated in multiple felonies. Let that sink in. A little more. A little more. Okay, too much, too much.

Take it back a little. Yeah, just there. That's perfect. And just to be clear, this isn't even the collusion with Russia thing, right? Or the obstruction of justice thinne to those yet. These felonies are about Trump paying hush money to his mistresses. And if you think about it, it's weird how much politics and porn are overlapping right now. Because in the future, kids will be doing their American history homework on porn hub. That's what it means, right?

Be like, don't come in, mom, I'm learning about the president! And what's hilarious is how the prosecutors try the prosecutor Trump cover by referring to him in these documents as individual one. But it's obvious who it is because they also say individual one became president of the United States. I mean, how much clearer can you get? It's like, individual one who tweets every day at 3 a.m. or individual one who is totally embarrassed by his idiot son Individual one junior. But it's pretty clear by now, Trump is in some deep shit and he has to know it's getting serious because people on TV are saying so.

Trump implicated Will House Democrats push to impeach the president? The president has now stepped into the same territory that ultimately led to President Nixon resigning the office. Certainly they'd be impeachable offenses because even though they were committed before the president became president, they were committed in the service of fraudulently obtaining the office. There's a very real prospect that on the day Donald Trump leaves office, the Justice Department may indict him, that he may be the first president in quite some time to face the real prospect of jail time.

He's got to know his future looks like it's behind bars unless he cuts some sort of deal with the prosecutors. That's right. Things are so serious. People are talking about President Trump going to prison. And I know, I know many people might want to see Trump in prison, but not me, okay? I do not want to see Trump go to prison. Mostly because if you put Trump in a prison jumpsuit, it'll just look like he's naked. And why should we be punished for his crimes? But even though many legal experts are saying this could land Trump in prison, there's

one person who watches a lot of law and order who totally disagrees. The president has an interesting take on the damning documents. On Twitter he writes quote, totally clears the president. Thank you, exclamation point. Oh man, you've got to give it to President Trump. No matter what happens to him, he's always positive, he'll never admit defeat. Like, he's going to be in handcuffs in the back of the cop car and he'd be like, driver, thank you for the lovely silver bracelets. Now take me to the nearest McDonald's, please. It's time for victory nuggets. We'll be right back. Welcome back.

My guest tonight is the Emmy Award-winning star of Offn Black, who can currently be seen in Network on Broadway and the soon-to-be-released film Destroyer. the today today Black, who can currently be seen in Network on Broadway and the soon-to-be-released film, Destroyer. Please welcome, Tatyanamus Laney. Thank you very much. Welcome to the show. Thanks.

That clip was only a tiny moment of intensity from a film that is being lauded by so many people. You play a character opposite Nicole Kidman, who is really, I mean, struggling in life, someone who's addicted to drugs, someone who's not tethered to reality. Did you enjoy how intense this character was? Yeah, it's fun. I mean, it's fun. Weirdly, you know, getting to dig into that kind of complicated territory as an actor is juicy

and fun. And getting to work opposite Nicole, who's just completely transformed in this movie. As soon as I knew it was her doing it, I thought, oh God, this is going to be so special because she just hasn't done this before and she always makes such brave kind of unconventional choices. Right. She got a golden globe nomination because of that and I mean you're part of that process. They always say the best actors are only as good as their counterparts. So I mean you're in this film acting across from her.

When you're playing a character like this, how deep do you go into it, because you always hear people saying like be careful how deep you go into a character with problems because you might take those problems home with you. Like do you get so deep that you you start to blur the lines of reality? I mean I feel like I always take home a character again like in with joy though it doesn't feel like a burden that I'm like oh now I'm addicted to drugs. But I did a lot of drugs during this film. No I was just, it was more like reading and watching, you know, documentaries and watching footage because there's so much on the internet that you can kind of fall deep into and get a sense of what that life might be. And also, there's so many relatable sort of themes in terms of family. You know, ultimately my character Petra is looking for a family, you know, in whatever kind of twisted way she's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's, the the the the the they. I's, the, in whatever kind of twisted way she's seeking it out. But yeah, yeah, it was a joy.

Is it weird for you? So many people know you from Orphan Black. You've got massive fans from Orphan Black. You played what, like 12 versions of yourself basically? Is it weird for you to play one character now? Yeah, it's so boring. Are you like sitting there like, come on guys, another one, come on, come on. How many accents did you do? How many, how many characters? Oh, probably thirty, yeah, like 12, 13 or 11? Yeah, yeah, it was a lot of, there was a lot of dialogue. I feel like there's moments on the film where you could just be like, Nicole, okay, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I But now you're on Broadway. Yeah. Getting rave reviews for Network. Now, a lot of people may know this, may not know this.

The play is based off a film. I think it was from 1976. It was an award-winning film about, really it was, it seems prescient now as an idea of what the news would become. It's about fake news. It's about the way, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it seems, it seems, it seems, it seems, it seems, it seems, it seems, it seems, it, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thi. thean, thi, the news has become. It's about fake news. It's about the way entertainment and news have become fused. And the line is blurry and you know, the people that we let go on television and speak and let their beliefs be what we then ingest. You know, it's all about that.

And it's all about the manufacturing of those, like, of a profit or of, you know. It's funny because, you know, we talk about that on the show, you see people talk about it online, everywhere, where we say, you'll see like people on CNN fighting about a topic, you know? Is gravity real? Why is this person there? Why is I don't think gravity is a real thing? Because, but you like a network. I like the he's a robot. That's th gravity gravity gravity gravity gravity gravity gravity gravity gravity gravity gravity gravity gravity, th. I th gravity, because th. I think, th. I think, th. I think, th. I think, th. I think, th. I think, th. I think, th. I think, th. I think, th. I think, th. I think, th. I think, thi, thi, th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You, you, you th. You, you th. You, you, you, you th. You, you th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You thi. It's, thi. It's, you thi. It's, you thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. You know, you thi. Yeah, yeah, that's how gravity list people talk. Yeah. I don't think gravity...

They're all cyborgs. But, yeah, I think in network, you guys break down the idea behind it, like the Y, which is the ratings, the entertainment value. Totally. If people aren't watching, this, that, it's things that enrage people, that upset people, that make people want to keep watching, you know, you see that click bait or whatever.

It's something that grabs you viscerally. And that's what Howard Beal does in this piece, in network, played by Brian Cranston, like, unbelievably he's so amazing in it, but he harnesses this idea of like popular rage and this, everything we should be angry about, everything that's not right in the world, everything, and he sort of invades against those, you know, sort of topics in this way that riles up the audience. Do you think having acted in network

makes you see the news differently now? I mean, I feel like it's impossible not to see, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th...., you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you th thi, you, you thiol-upe, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th.... th.. th. th. th. th. th th thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th th th th th th th th th th th I mean I feel like it's impossible not to see the news differently in the past, you know, however many gross years we've been kind of struggling through. It's been a hundred. It's been, it feels like a hundred. It's been a hundred. Yeah, it definitely puts it. I also have to empathize myself with my character who is kind of the one who does it, who creates

this profit. In what way? Well, my character is Diana Christensen and she's a television executive who sort of sees this popular rage that Howard Beal is talking about and wants to harness it and bottle it and kind of commodify it and sell it because she sees how people will respond to him that the ratings will go up. So I have to kind of understand the side the side the side the side the side, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, and, th. I, th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, and, to, and, to, and, and, to, and, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, thi. will go up. So I have to kind of understand it in a way. The other, you know, the side that I normally would be like. You have to find the human side of the person

who's basically breaking the world as we know it. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I like that. I like to the that guy. Yeah. Thank you so much for being on the show. Thanks so much. An absolute pleasure having you. Network runs on Broadway through March 17th. It's amazing. You have to go see it.

Destroyer opens in Select Cities December 25th. Tatyannumus Lani everybody. with Kovanoa, Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show weeknights at 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central and the Comedy Central Act. Watch full episodes and videos at the Daily Show. to the Daily Show and Instagram and subscribe to the Daily Show on YouTube for exclusive content and more. This has been a Comedy Central Podcast. Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.

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