The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Michael Flynn's Lame Defense & Stormy Daniels's Pricey Legal Setback | Jennifer Lopez

Episode Date: December 13, 2018

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Take a seat. Thank you so much. You're all amazing. Thank you for tuning in. I'm Trevor Noah, our guest tonight, star of the new movie, second act and international superstar Jennifer Lopez is here everybody. And please, please, don't ask her when she's going to marry me. I told you I'm not ready to settle down.

Let's get over it. But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. As we all know, one in three judges in this country is currently working on a case related to Donald Trump. But now, some of these cases are finally wrapping up. Today, Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer and Melting Ray Donovan, was sentenced to three years in prison. And Michael Flynn, Trump's former national security advisor, made an interesting argument for why he shouldn't go to prison at all.

Late last night, the lawyers from Michael Flynn, the president's first national security advisor, asked a federal judge to spare him prison time for lying to the FBI back in January of 2017. Flynn's defense team also suggested that the FBI may have duped him into lying when two agents failed to remind Flynn that misleading or lying to the FBI is a crime. And you know what, I think going forward, everyone working for Trump should just be read their Miranda rights on their first day. Just be like, okay, here's your desk, coffee in the kitchen,

anything you say can and will be used against you in a card of law, and Fridays or jeans day, have a good time. The question I have is though, can you, can you like thi thi really, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to to to to to to to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to theying, their their their the the the the the the the the the FBI the the FBI to the to to to to to to to is though, can you, can you like rarely never lie to an FBI agent? Like that's what I wondered when I heard this, like never. Because what if you're friends with an FBI agent? I feel like that's a lot of pressure, you know? Because you'll be like, hey, sorry Because your wife is annoying at shit? Uh, I wanted to lie, but I don't want to go to jail. Moving on. The Trump administration has made so many changes to America over the last two years.

Right? They've made school lunches unhealthier. They've made air dirtier. They've made prisons whiter. And now, they're making nuclear waste more approachable. The Trump administration is proposing to reclassify to recal to recal to recal to recal to reclassify some some some some to reclassify some to reclassify some some to reclassify some some some to reclassify some some to reclassify some some to reclassify some to reclassify some to reclassify proposing to reclassify some radioactive waste to make disposal cheaper and easier. Reclassifying high-level radioactive waste could save the agency billions of dollars and decades of cleanup work. Some critics say that's because much of the waste could be left in the ground. Okay, cool. So they're going to loosen nuclear waste regulations. Yeah, that was the top of my list of things wrong with America.

Yeah, not enough Godzilla's running around. That's what I was thinking. Like, is it me or does it just seem like the Trump administration gets a lot of policy ideas from the first 10 minutes of disaster movies, right? Like, I wouldn't be surprised if next week, they're smart folks, they're strong, and they're going to keep, we're going to keep them in cages until they're very angry. What could go wrong? So yeah, I don't know why they went with this plan. I mean, there's a good chance that Trump made this rule change just so that he can finally get a strong enough tanning bed.

We'll see. We'll see. headline for you. Porn Star gets screwed. Adult film star Stormy Daniels today was ordered to pay President Trump nearly $293,000 for legal fees. This is related to a defamation suit against the president, which was tossed out in October. $293,000? How is a porn star going to pay for that? They can't even afford to pay the pizza delivery guy. That's a lot of money. But you know what, let's run those numbers, let's run those numbers real quick and try and figure this out. So the way it works out here is Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 to stay quiet

about the alleged affair. Minus the $293,000 she has to stay quiet about the alleged affair. Minus the $293,000 she has to pay Trump. So in total, huh? Stormy Daniels paid $163,000 to have sex with Donald Trump. Yeah, maybe he is the master deal make after all, people. Maybe he is. That's a pretty sweet deal. In fact, in fact, this could be Trump's new plan to fund the border wall. He's just going to go have sex with everyone

in Mexico. He's like, send me down there, folks. I just need two red bills and some Vaseline. We'll get that wall. We're going to get it. Oh, and finally, finally in headlines. Yesterday, Sundar Pachai, the CEO of Google, went to Congress to answer questions from lawmakers about some of his company's practices, including whether or not the search engine is rigged. And some of the questions, they didn't seem too tough to answer. Right now, if you Google the word idiot under images, a picture of Donald Trump comes up. I just did that.

How would that happen? How does search work so that that would occur? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm, why does a picture of Trump come up when I search for idiot? Hmm, hold on, let me see here. Hmm, hmm, hmm, maybe because he is. All right, let's move on to our main story.

Oh, wow, why does an idiot? You know, sometimes we spend so much covering America's history of racial injustice. We forget where it all began. You know, sometimes we spend so much covering America's history of racial injustice. We forget where it all began. Europe. The OG of racism. Yeah, if America is Jarquise, Europe is the real king of R&B. White people ask your black friend what that joke means.

They'll explain it to you. And right now in Europe, when they're not flipping cars over and setting them on fire, they're having a major debate about what to do with their their their their their their their their to do with to do with their to do with their to do with their to do with to do with their their their their their to do with their their their their their, their, their, their, their, to do their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their..... their, their, their, their... their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a, to, their, not flipping cars over and setting them on fire, they're having a major debate about what to do with all the art that they borrowed permanently by force from Africa. And according to the President of France, it should all be returned. President Emmanuel Macron argues it's unacceptable that around 90% of Africa's artistic heritage is outside Africa and says French law should be changed to make restitution possible.

Speaking in Burkina Faso, he said it was wrong for only Europeans and Americans to have access to African art. In five years he wanted to start the process of temporary or definitive restitution. The best thing one African. Yeah, that's pretty amazing. I think that's pretty amazing and it's very nice of the French president. Although, although it is going to be weird when Africa gets all the sculptures back and the Africans are like, wait a second, why do these sculptures smell like cigarettes and three sums, huh? What's going on here? Although honestly,

I do think if after profiting off of all of this art for all these years, they're just going to give it back. I don't think that's enough. I think France should give the art back with interest. Yeah, they should. I think Africa should choose some European art. They should be like, okay, thank you for giving us our art back. We will also take that creepy white lady and the guy with a tapapapapap But it's kudos, kudos to Macron, he's doing something.

And unfortunately, not everyone in Europe is as remorseful as Macron. In fact, some Europeans in the art will believe that they did Africa a favor by stealing our shit. They became works of art in museums because European said it's art, you know. It's not from Africa. It was not art. It was mean to disappear. It was meant to disappear?

It was meant to disappear? That is some next level shade. This asshole is saying that when Africans made stuff like this, they didn't know that they were making art. So if this was an art, what did Africans think they were making? The world's most uncomfortable butt plug? What were they making? And here's another thing.

Whether it was art or a table or a piece of trash, it still belongs to Africa. I mean, Europe wouldn't stand for it if the situation was reversed. Africa couldn't get away with taking anything from Europe, even if it was something they didn't want like Greece. I mean, yeah, sure, it doesn't work and it smells like feta cheese, but it still belongs in Europe and they would want it back. Oh, oh, and then you have the Europeans who say, they wish they could return the art to Africa. They really do, but they just don't think Africa's ready for that kind of responsibility. West museums have often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often often the objects the objects the objects the objects the object their their their thi ating art arguing that they can take better care of it. Returning the objects is possibly a good point.

Entering into dialogue is the best thing that we can do. But who are we going to return the objects to? It's one of these things that looks like morally on its face. Give it back to who it belongs. Well, who does it belong to who it belongs. Well, who does it belong to? And it hasn't been in that country for over 100 years. And, you know, look, France built the whole Muzik Ebralli to respect these objects, to preserve them, to show them. Yeah, yeah, what, how the Africans go? You know, this is some sneaky-ass logic if you think about it all. But seriously, though, how dare Europe imply that Africa can't protect its own art? You want to talk security?

You guys have a bunch of sleepy museum cops guarding your art. We got lions, bitch, okay? We've got lions, and those lions will guard that sculpture better than anybody could... Oh, shit. Bad Simba, come on! Holding us back, man. Now look, it is true. Africa's museums might not be as modern as Europe's. But if you're that concerned about it,

how about just making the museums in Africa better? Take a tiny piece of that sweet colonialism money and build a museum in Africa, yeah? Why not? We're not too proud to take your money. In fact, you can Venmo it to me directly. I will, I'll pass it along, I promise. But maybe the most insulting solution to this debate is the one that Belgium has decided on. The former Rile Museum of Central Africa in Belgium is reopening

amid a storm of controversy. The newly named Africa Museum chronicles the colonial era of the Belgian Congo. It holds one the world's largest collection of African art. In all other European countries, they simply close the colonial museums and we decided no, we're going to stay here. The museum has chosen to retain the original presentation of exhibits but explain their historical context. Oh, that's really interesting. So in Belgium, instead of giving the art back, they're going to keep all of it and then just tell museum visitors that all of the art is stolen, which is really nice because by providing context they're going to get the fuck out of here,

man. How's that supposed to make us feel better? What is that bullshit? Yeah, we're not gonna give you a shit back, we're just gonna tell the people that was, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna book a ticket to Belgium, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go there, I'm gonna steal their waffles and braids or whatever the fuck they got over there. And then they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're they're gonna the the they're the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. the, th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Have you ever been watching the news and thought to yourself, wow, the Supreme Court sure does suck. We made a podcast about that. We sure did. There is a super majority of conservative maniacs on the Supreme Court right now, really doing some damage. I'm Michael. I'm Riannan. And I'm Peter. Our podcast, 5-4 is about all of this.

Every week we dissect and analyze a different ruling that has made our country a little worse, a little more cruel. And you would not believe how many of them there are. Check out 5 to 4. That's the number 5, dash the number 4, wherever you listen to podcast. Welcome back to the Daily Show. I'm so excited. It's the holiday season. A time that is best spent with family and close friends, which is why to talk about the holidays, we're joined by my close friend, Neil Brennan everybody. Hey, in the spirit of Christmas, I brought you a gift. That's my book that I gave to you last Christmas.

I know, it's great and I don't want to spoil the ending, but he goes on to host The Daily Show. Wow, thank you, Neil. You're welcome. Trevor, even though I'm clearly in the Christmas spirit, it turns out not everybody is. Our parents at a New Jersey school seeing red tonight. They say a substitute teacher was a real grinch. Angry parents in the city of Montville say the sub told their kids that Santa isn't real. She didn't stop there. She went on to say that reindeer can't and that elves don't exist. The ball humbug behavior was reported to the principal by another adult who happened

to be at the room at the same time. The superintendent there confirmed she was fired. She was fired. She was fired. Wow, that's horrible. That's horrible. I feel so bad of those kids. Shouldn't we let children believe in fantasy and wonder?

No, because those kids grow to be adults who believe in fantasy and wonder. And the world is falling apart because of it. First, it's Santa's real, then its climate change is not real, then its vaccines are bad. Now my girlfriend has polio. Thanks, Santa. Wait, your girlfriend... Wait, wait, why is it Santa's fault? Santa is the gateway drug to believing lies because they're fun.

And I'm tired of it. We're up to our necks in bullshit. The world needs more reality. You ready? You ready? You ready for some reality? All right, here's some reality. Cleanse diets don't work. Lemon juice, honey, and cayenne pepper. That's not a magical elixir. That's prison gatorade.

None of these new age remedies are going to make you live longer. My mom is 85 because of genetics, not because Gwinneth Poultrow taught her how to steam her vagina. At least I don't think I haven't kept up with my mom's vagina since I moved out. My point is detoxes don't work yet they're a billion dollar industry. Okay Neil, Neil, I don't, who cares if people do a detox once in a while man. It's not something that's gonna actually come back to hurt them. Okay, you want to talk about something with consequences? Here we go. Hey everybody. Alexa is not your friend. thate thate. She transmits everything that happens in your house to Amazon.

If you hired a woman named Alexa and she said, to best assist you, I'm going to record everything you say in private and send it to Jeff Bezos, I'd say to her, hey, Alexa, get the fuck out of my house. And yet we're all scarfing up Alexis. Thanks, Santa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How is Santa related to Alexa? They're the same thing. Someone we willingly let into our house who knows if we're naughty or nice.

That's not holiday magic. That's surveillance. Dude, I feel like you're naughty or nice. That's not holiday magic, that's surveillance. Dude, I feel like you're just ruining everything. Okay, this one's personal, this is for you. You know how you're always telling me we should go see a movie? There's no reason to go to the movies anymore. But some films you need to see on the big screen. No. I can pay $25 to be in a theater or pay nothing and I'm in a theater.

But there's no popcorn. It's not the same. Shhh. Black people, always talking at the movies. You're ne. No, man, Neil, come on, dude. Like, let the people have some fun, man. No, fun is killing the world. Facts only.

You ready for some more facts? Here's another one. All wine kind of tastes the same. Yeah. Yeah. You can pretend there's smokiness or a hint of oak and put it in a sexy glass, but we all know what it tastes like. Old-ass grapes. You know who I blame for that? Here's the hint. He's fat, lives in the Arctic Circle and doesn't exist.

Neil, Neil, Neil, I don't think I can ever have you back on the show at this rate, man. Great, then let's go for broke. Trump's gonna get away with it. This guy is touched by an angel. Boo all you want. He's not gonna get impeached. Listen to me, he figured out a way to cheat on his pregnant wife with a porn star and a playmate, then covered up with hush money in the middle of a presidential election,

which he lost by three million votes and still won. He's not getting impeached. The only way he's leaving office is if Democrats beat him in 2020. Which brings me to my next stinger. Democrats aren't going to beat him in 2020. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, all you want. But in your heart, you know that Democrats will trip all over

themselves and blow it somehow. Neil, why would you say something like that here in front of all these snowflakes? Why, Neil? Because Republicans buy into their candidate. Show the Republicans any old white man and they're good to go. Democrats are so picky when it comes to presidential candidates. Democrats are like your fussy friend at a restaurant. They got too many questions, too many substitutions. They're like, can I have the fried chicken, but instead of fried, can it be grilled? And instead of chicken, can it be fish? No, then I'm ordering the Jill Stein as a protest order. So let me get this straight.

You think all of that will be fixed if we just tell the kids the truth about Santa? Yes, buddy, because the truth is always better. Kids, let Uncle Neil chat to you for a minute. Santa didn't bring you those gifts. Your parents paid for them. How? By working their fingers to the bone and a job they hate that doesn't pay them enough. So they go into debt to put a smile on your little face.

A debt which has compounding interest that they will never truly get out from under. It just grows and grows and grows, weighing them down for their entire life until they are finally freed from their obligations by the sweet release of death. And that children is the true meaning of Christmas. Neil Brennan everyone. We'll be right back. It's not Christmas.

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The machine. My shirt tall. Welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an actor, singer, film and television producer and fashion designer who stars in the new movie Second Act. Please welcome Global Superstar Jennifer Lopez. They cheer every time every time I stand up. Thank you. Oh my God, so sweet. Welcome back to the show. Welcome! I feel so official at this desk. It does, right?

But you've got the suit, you've got the thing, you've got the thing. I'm ready. I came dressed like my business clothes. You look like you. You look like on the new movie, second act. Can I tell you what was interesting about this movie is I didn't know what it was about. I never read reviews, I never, so I just, I watched the movie, and in the beginning, I thought, oh, it's going to be a romcom. And in the beginning, I thought, oh, it's going to be a romant the like reinvent herself. Like it's not traditional romantic comedy where it's like boy meets girl and they have problems and then they get back together.

This is more about a woman falling in love with herself and her own life. Right. You know, I'm realizing that the mistake she made early on in her life that she hasn't forgiven herself for, actually lead her to her purpose and her happiness and her right path. And I think a lot of people can relate to that. Can you relate to that?

Yes, in what way? I mean, I think we all beat ourselves up when we don't, we think our lives supposed to be one thing. And you're going along this way. Like, I was like, oh, I'm going to be a movie actress. I'm going to do to be a to be a to be a tha. tha. th. to be a movie. th. thin. thin. to be a movie. to be a movie. to be a movie. to be a movie. to be a movie. to be a movie. thin. thin. thin. thin. to be, I'm a movie. to be, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm a, I'm a th. I'm a thin. I'm a thin. I'm a thin. I'm a t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t th th th'm going to be a movie actress, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that. And then, you know, and I make music, and then all of a sudden you're like, not working, and then they go, well, how about you be on American Idol? And you're like, well, that's not why I imagine things to be. But you're like, well, maybe it's supposed to be different to be different, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, they, they, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, and, the, the, and, the, the, the, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, the, the, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, I don't know, your career is over, I'm like, no. And so there's different ways to get to where you need to be. That's a small example and a very kind of triumphant one for me, but there's been many moments in my life where I was like, you know,

you know, struggling and decide, you know, at the point where you're ready to give up and I thi, thrown this, to.......... And I'm, to me, they. And I'm, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, that's a small, that's a small, that's a small, that's a small, that's a small, that's a small, that's a small, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be a a small, to be a small, to be a small, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, and a small, thrown'm just not supposed to do this, I don't know. And maybe my life is going to be this. I'm born on this block and I'm going to die on this block and that's it. What I also loved about the movie is it's really funny, but there's also this message the whole time which is we are not who people think we're supposed to be. And in that clip we saw, it's a manager saying, hey, look, I mean, you're good, you know everything. No, you're amazing. You're amazing. But sorry, you don't get the job. Yes.

You don't have the name, you don't have the look, you don't have the title. And then when you get that name, you don't have the name and look in the. thii. that way. Have you ever lied about something to get something? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Have you? Yes. I mean, I was, you know, I lied on my eight by ten resumes. Like, you know, they had that place where you wrote special skills. What were your special skills? I mean, skydiving. Like, I put anything. I remember, like, I auditioned for this like Olympic commercial when I was first starting out and I was like, I gotta work, I gotta get something and I was super young and I remember I came in that day and I was on fire like in my audition. I was like ble ble ble ble ble ble ble ble ble whatever and I walked out and I knew it went

well and right as I walk out they say to me and the camera was rolling. They say, by the way, do you know how to do a trampoline? Can you do acrobatics and things like that? I'm like, oh yeah, yeah. I get the job, and then I go to Canada to shoot this Olympic commercial. And of course, the trampolines are they're like, yes, and I get on it, and I'm like, they're like, luckily the producers like, they're like, luckily the producers like, fell in love with me and I love them and they were like, wow, so you know how to do the trampoline, huh? I think, yeah. Sorry. The, um, the chemistry you have on camera with Leah Remini is phenomenal.

Are you guys real-life friends? We're real-life best friends. Because there's a scene where you're slapping each other. If she's slapping me? Yeah, but you slap her afterwards. But I had to. What did somebody slap you four times? I genuinely didn't know if that was in the script on it.

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She's like, who's a champ? And you know, I'm playing it like, I don't know what she's doing. I'm like, what? And she goes, who's a champ? Come on, I was a lot of fun. And she started to slap him. Enough with us laughing here. But it was a lot of fun because that's the type of things that we could do. Right. And the whole movie carries that theme.

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