The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Other Countries Have News Too | Halle Berry

Episode Date: November 19, 2021

Trevor covers news from other countries, Desi Lydic gives advice on how to celebrate Thanksgiving on a tight budget, and Halle Berry discusses her movie "Bruised." Learn more about your ad-choices at... https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:38 No one who observes EFL? Apple made big news. They announced that starting next year they're going to allow people to fix their own phones now, which is huge. People are super excited. You're like, yeah, finally I can't fix them. Which is also like, shows you how smart Apple is. Like, because now they've just tricked us into fixing our own phones.
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Starting point is 00:03:18 It's the Daily Show. Tonight, other countries have issues too, giving thanks on the cheap, and Hallie Berry. This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. Let's jump straight into today's headlines. And there is a lot going on today. Now obviously, the new Adele album drops at midnight, which means you're about to be able to tell who's going through a breakup through your walls. The judge in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial
Starting point is 00:03:52 took a bathroom break and let Kyle be the judge while he was gone, yeah, which I've never seen before but he insists is totally normal. And two men who were framed for the killing for the killing for the killing for the killing for the killing the killing the the the the the their their their their their the killing of Malcolm X 50 years ago were finally exonerated, which means the real killer could be anyone in this room. But while American news is always breaking, it's also good to remember that other countries have news too. All right, let's kick things off with Russia. The fictional country depicted in Creed 2.
Starting point is 00:04:34 They're also the real-life country that likes invading other countries. And now, they might be back on their bullshit. Overseas tonight and the growing concern involving Russia, the US is warning Russia may be weighing a potential invasion of Ukraine. Satellite images tonight showing Russian troops and equipment gathering about 142 miles north of the border with Ukraine. Despite an estimated 100,000 Russian troops gathering along their border, Ukrainian forces appear confident and prepared for battle.
Starting point is 00:05:01 After years of pushing for membership, the Eastern European country is still not a part of NATO, meaning they don't have treaty protection if Russia invades. Although this hasn't stopped the Americans, British, and French from offering statements of support. We are going to watch very closely as the Russian Federation chooses its actions in the coming days and weeks. Yeah, that's what I want from my allies, is for them to watch very closely as someone whips my ass. Guys, guys, I'm getting attacked!
Starting point is 00:05:31 I'm getting attacked! Donniel, you're recording right? theyreau, you're recording right? Yeah, we got you, boy, we got you. We see them beating your ass. If you're Ukraine, this situation sucks, man, this is, this is, this is, this is, thii. this is, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th it doesn't seem like the world is willing to get into a war to protect Ukraine and can I be honest can I be honest with you I think it's because people don't have a personal connection to Ukraine like if Russia was invading Italy or France or people would do something about it oh no the art the Colosseum we have to protect it like if I was Ukraine I would have bought the worldwide rights to all the Seinfel Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe Fe th th I th I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I the the thu-I tho-I can't th. th. th. th. th. Can't th. Can't th. Can't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. Can, th. Can, th th th th th th th th thi thi thi the the the of theateateateateateateateateateat thrown. I throwne thean thean thean thean thean. I can can can't thean. And I th Ukraine, I would have bought the worldwide rights to all the Seinfeld reruns,
Starting point is 00:06:07 then people would care. If you don't protect us from Russia, you will never again see Kramer open door like crazy. Also, this is genius timing from Russia, right? You realize it's not a mistake. Because anyone who knows history knows, you're not going to send troops into Russia at the beginning of winter. So basically Russia has like what, five months to do whatever they want. Yeah, the rest of the world is gonna be standing by. Like, this will not stand Russia. Your ass is gonna pay as soon as mid-April rolls around,
Starting point is 00:06:35 it depends on what the groundhog says. And like, why does Russia even need more land? Have you seen Russia? It's huge. Why you doing this? Like I would get if Monaco wanted to invade another country. I mean, they're running out of closet space, but Russia? Now, while Russia is getting ready to invade, another country in Europe is setting up a different kind of invasion. Because they're not using tanks or missiles.
Starting point is 00:06:58 They're using immigrants. Turning out of the border crisis, this one playing out in Europe as thousands of migrants try to enter the European Union from Belarus. These are the front lines. What the European Union says is a hybrid war. The EU accusing Belarus's dictator, Alexander Lukashenko, of using migrants as weapons, purposefully luring them into Belarus from countries like Iraq and Syria by promising them easy access to Europe. Poland then refusing to let them in, Belarus refusing to take them back, leaving thousands of people stuck in the middle.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Man, come on, people, this is just dirty. Basically what's going on is that for a while now, the European Union has been imposing sanctions, the Eccanter of Belarus, an Eastern Europe's my pillow guy. And you see, he's been stealing elections, he's been cracking down on protesters, jailing journalists, basic dictator shit. And now, Lukashenko is trying to get back at the European Union by flying in migrants from the Middle East and then sending them into Poland to create a border crisis, which is the most passive, aggressive military tactic I have ever heard
Starting point is 00:08:05 of. This is like when your parents start cooking with peanuts to get you to move out of the house because they know you're allergic. It's a dick move. And obviously everyone is really mad about this. Not just because it's inhumane to these migrants, but because unlike Ukraine, we can't let anything happen to Poland. I mean mean that's where all our water comes from. Because you realize people this is especially cruel, right? It's especially cruel to these migrants. These are real people who are just trying to live better lives.
Starting point is 00:08:32 It is disgusting to use them as weapons. I mean say what you want about Drake and Kanye's beef, but at least they didn't catapult Mexicans at each other. But let's move on because while Belarus is trying to destabilize Poland, there's another country that's already on the brink of collapse. Ethiopia, where a brutal year-long conflict has forced millions out of their homeland and is threatening to disintegrate into an all-out civil war. Rebels from Tigray province appear to be advancing toward the capital, Addis Ababa. Ethiopia's Prime Minister called for national unity, and authorities in Addis Ababa rounded up ethnic Tigrians today.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Two weeks ago, the State Department urged all Americans to leave Ethiopia. But with echoes of Afghanistan, the State Department doesn't know or won't say how many Americans are in the country. Last week, the State Department did make a point of saying there would be no Afghan-style evacuation for Americans stuck in Ethiopia. They did, however, offer to help them get on commercial flights out. Yeah, this is tough news for Ethiopians and this is tough news for Americans in Ethiopia.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Because in Afghanistan, the US government staged an all-out airlift. Meanwhile in Ethiopia, they're like, might we suggest price line.com? Like, I don't even know what that means. What do they mean when they say, the State Department will help you help you book a commercial flight out? That's not helpful. People know how to book flights.
Starting point is 00:09:56 That's like going, hey, then you hit request a ride. Best of luck, buddy. Also, flying commercial is the worst way to evacuate a war zone. Can you imagine that stress? Please, please, the soldiers are coming. We need to get out now. Sir, are you a diamond medallion member? Okay, please step aside. Anyone in group A or above, we're boarding you now, sir, please, please stand back. Just relax, thank you. And you know who this is a great opportunity for, though, right?
Starting point is 00:10:26 Alexander Lukashenko. I bet he's already sliding into American DMs like, I can hook you up with the free private flights to the Polish border. Are you interested? But you've got a feel for Ethiopians, man. Because any time their countries in the news, it is either either either either either because because because because because because because because because because because their their long-distance runner broke the world record, which are all pretty extreme things if you think about it. I feel like we need more coverage of just like regular ass Ethiopians, you know, who can't run,
Starting point is 00:10:53 don't know how to fight, just want to chill. And please understand this, please understand. This is a really complicated and sensitive story, right? Because for about a year now, the government has been at war with a the thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it's, it, it's, it's thi, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it is th. th. th, it is th, it is th. th. th, it is th. thi, it is thi, it is thi, thi, it is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-a, thr-is' thr-a' is thr-a' is theean, thr-is' thean, i's thean, i. And, i. And, i. for about a year now, the government has been at war with a rebel group. But that's like the simplified version, because there are so many layers of this conflict that we just don't have the time to do it justice. This is a huge beef with a history that goes back decades involving rival ethnic groups,
Starting point is 00:11:19 different territories, foreign interference, because African conflicts are never simple. They're super complicated. And everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and everyone, and every, and every, and every, and every, because African conflicts are never simple. They're super complicated and everyone has different versions of events. They're basically like white people conflict, but with more seasoning. So from Russia's military to migrants in Belarus and armies in Ethiopia, people everywhere are on the move. Meanwhile in India, the only place people might be moving to is back inside. Smothered by smog, a toxic haze hanging over New Delhi and it is raising the level of air pollution to dangerous levels.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Schools in the Indian capital have shut their doors until further notice and private construction banned at least for now. India's environmental ministry panel on air pollution has directed Delhi and other states to encourage private officers to allow work from home. But for street vendors staying home is not their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their their their their their their their their their their their their tox.ea.ea.ea.ea.exic, their tox.e. toxic, toxic, toxic haea. toe is toe states to encourage private officers to allow work from home but for street vendors staying home is not an option. The pollution is unbearable the government must take some steps. We are forced to work because we can't stay indoors forever. For now Delhi's residents will be inhaling this toxic air which according to report by the University of Chicago is 10 times worse in northern India than anywhere else in the the their the thoes thoes thoes tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the. But the the. But the. But the. But their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their industry industry industry industry industry. But. But. But. But. But their teaster te. But te. But teastery te. But their street street. But their street. But their their their st. But their their xic air, which according to report by the University of Chicago,
Starting point is 00:12:25 is 10 times worse in northern India than anywhere else in the world. God damn, did you hear that? The air in New Delhi right now is 10 times worse than anywhere else in the world. That means you'd be better off just sticking your face in that steam that comes out of the ground in New York City. Which by the way what is that shit? Like is there a fire down there? I've lived here for many years I still don't understand what that is like someone dry-cleaning a rat? What would feel like it's worth looking into? No one, just me? You know one detail I like from
Starting point is 00:13:01 the story is that the Indian government put together an environmental ministry panel on air pollution, who confirmed that the air was indeed polluted. You don't need a panel. I don't know why they did that. Why do governments like doing this? You just need eyes. Yes, after three years of study, we have concluded that Delhi's air is brown and you see this is a great example of why we all need to move to cleaner energy. Because yes it is expensive to do but it is also hella expensive to constantly shut down the economy when your city turns into a sandstorm from Dune. Except this time Timothy Shalama isn't there to
Starting point is 00:13:38 make you feel better with that smile. And you might be like, well Trevor, why don't they just start carpooling in India? My man, they're way ahead of you and it's still not enough. It's actually a real rough spot for India because as a nation, you want to keep modernizing. You want to keep growing. But then the fallout of those effects make it so that you can't even enjoy the fruits. You know, it's almost like someone who gets really into CrossFit to help them attract women. But then, they push everyone away because they can't stop talking about the fact that they joined Crossfit. Now, those ads are useless.
Starting point is 00:14:09 And you wouldn't be able to tell this from the story, but New Delhi is one of the most beautiful places in the world. I mean, this looking like it's stuck on a permanent sepia filter. All right, but let's move on to our final international story. And like most things in the world, this story was made in China. The royalty of professional tennis, expressing concern about the welfare of one of their own. Honestly, it's shocking, you know, that she's missing. A Chinese tennis, hasn't been seen or heard from in weeks. In early November, Peng published this bombshell post on her Chinese social media account.
Starting point is 00:14:53 An open letter to a former top communist leader named Jiang Gowli, now aged 75, who Pung accuses of sexually assaulting her after the two had an affair. Shortly after the controversial post, Pung's online profile more or less disappeared. Until recently, Penchshue was one of the biggest tennis stars in China. But look what happens when you try to search for people with her name in the Chinese Internet. You get the message, no results found. Censors have all but scrubbed this woman from the Chinese internet.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Now today, a new twist, with Chinese state media releasing this email purportedly written by Pong to the head of the Women's Tennis Association. It completely disavows the previous allegations of sexual assault, adding, I'm not missing, nor am I unsafe, and I hope Chinese tennis will become better and better. Yo, this is really disturbing. Someone speaks out about sexual assault, and then China's government just makes them disappear. And then what's even worse is that they released some bullshit email pretending like everything is fine. Because come on, people. That email from the tennis store was as legit as the letters I got from my supermodel girlfriend in fifth grade.
Starting point is 00:16:15 She's coming next year, guys, I swear. This is what makes China so terrifying. Like if you're on their good side, well, things are great. But if you try to tell the truth about how China is a country that constantly... Trevor Noah to do the-diazia, we to he to the to the to thee. What the hell was that? I'm not even in China! Look man, it's one thing for your government to come after you. It's another thing for them to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to just to for them to just make you never exist. I mean, they scrubbed the internet of anything about this tennis player. Do you know how hard it is to get stuff off of the internet? Only China can do that. In fact, if you have embarrassing pictures online or problematic tweets, just move to China and talk shit about the Communist Party.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Yeah, they'll clean up your reputation in no time. I mean yeah you'll be locked in the basement somewhere but hey at least you didn't get canceled. And this also really puts into perspective when people in America complain about being censored by big tech. Oh Twitter took down my tweet. This is a tyranny! Guys Peng Shui literally does not exist on the internet anymore. Like yeah maybe Trump can't tweet right now but you can still Google him. Trust me, just yesterday, I searched for Donald Trump big buck photos. I got 80 million hits. And no, I'm not going to tell you why I googled that. I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Starting point is 00:17:34 All right, that's all the time we have for international news. When we come back, we'll tell you how you can survive joining me on the show. You don't want to miss it. Finding great candidates to hire can be like trying to find a needle in a haystack. You might get a lot of resumes, but not enough candidates with the right skills or experience. But not with Zip Recruiter. Zip Recruiter finds amazing candidates for you roles fast. And right now you can try it for to to to to toip Recruiters' smart technology identifies top talent for your roles quickly.
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Starting point is 00:19:17 Thanksgiving is just around the corner. But with the price of groceries these days, a big dinner could be more expensive than buying yeas for your Lamborghini. Fortunately, Desilightek has come up with some tips for celebrating Thanksgiving on a budget. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. They say that this year is going to be the most expensive Thanksgiving ever. Inflation is hitting everything, groceries, cookware, decorative goads, even the really ugly, bumpy ones. I know I'm tightening my belt this year, but don't worry. You can
Starting point is 00:19:51 still have an amazing Thanksgiving without breaking the bank. Let's start with the turkey. This year, turkey prices are almost double what they were a few years ago, but there are still deals out there if you know how to shop smart. For instance, did you know that you could get factory reject turkeys at Butterball Outlet Stores nationwide? This one only costs $10. And it has three necks, so there's even more to go around. You can also check Craigslist for some perfectly good, gently used turkeys. Now why should this go to a landfill just because one
Starting point is 00:20:25 person already owned it? But if your turkey budget is zero, here's a great hack. You just trace your hand. Now we're going to want to do a little beak and some googly eyes. Voila! How cute is this little turkey! Now you're gonna want to drench this bad boy in olive oil. No one likes a dry turkey. We're gonna want to roast this at 400 degrees for about one hour. Of course, you can't have turkey without stuffing, but you don't need to take out a second mortgage or start and only fans to pay for all the ingredients that you need.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Most of us have perfectly good stuffing already right inside our kids' teddy bears. I'm just going to want to get in there. Just going to want to take the stuffing, scoop it out, just shove it in that bird, get it in there, roast it. It's going to soak up all those flavors and really help the turkey keep its shape. And the best stuffing is right in the face. There we go. But let's talk side dishes because this is where the dollars can really start adding up. One of my favorites is mashed potatoes. They're delicious, and I have a simple trick for making a little go a long way.
Starting point is 00:21:51 So you just make one mashed potato, chew it up. Mmm. Mmm. Spit it back out. And then you want to just pass it around the table for everyone to enjoy. They're mashed anyway, so it will not affect the texture or flavor at all. What about drinks? Most of the grownups at the table are probably going to want a nice glass of wine, especially when Uncle Steve starts talking about Q&O and that can get expensive
Starting point is 00:22:20 fast. But fortunately, you can get the same pleasant buzz at a fraction of the price with paint thinner. I'm detecting notes of my garage and just a hint of the previous owners of my house who left this behind when they moved. This just a hint of the previous owners of my house who left this behind when they moved. This also pairs well with the hallucinations. Now, to the most important part of the meal, dessert.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Pumpkin pie can get expensive, whether you're making it from scratch, buying it from the store, or buying it from the store and saying you made it from scratch, then carrying the shame and guilt of that lie for the rest of your life. But why spend money when we already have so much pumpkin spice stuff around the house? Like this scented candle I got from my secret Santa three years ago. It's an absolute garbage gift, but wait until you taste it in a dessert. Just cook it at, I don't know, 200, 500. Honestly, it doesn't even make a difference, because as you can see, it comes out perfect every time. Mmm. Mmm.
Starting point is 00:23:46 And for all of you thinking about holiday weight gain, wax is not digestible, so no worries there. It comes out the same as it goes in. Am I a journey? Am I a church? Finally, if you really want to save money on Thanksgiving, just remember the original spirit of the holiday and do what the pilgrims did. Steel. They stole food, land, even valuables from Native American graves.
Starting point is 00:24:25 So why not take a page from history and steal whatever you need? Hey, with Christmas around the corner, go ahead and steal whatever you want for that too. Look, I'm Santa. Ho ho ho! Oh, my paper turkey's ready. Hmm. Yum! Oh, shit. Shit. Gotta get this out of there.
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Starting point is 00:26:25 That's what's incredible. I'm Seth Done of CBS News. Listen to 60 Minutes, a second look on Apple podcasts starting September 17. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is Oscar, Emmy, and Golden Globe winning actor, Hallie Berry. She's here to talk about making her directorial debut in the new film, bruised. Pooh. Hally Barry. It was rough. It looked rough.
Starting point is 00:26:54 It looked extremely rough. Welcome to the show. Thank you. Thank you. I'm so happy to have you here, but I'm not going to lie. I was genuinely surprised in like such a fun way watching this movie because I've seen you kick ass in a lot of films, all right? I've seen you act your heart out in so many films. But I don't know why, for me, for me, this movie felt like a culmination
Starting point is 00:27:15 of everything coming together. You know, it was Halliburie, the actress, it was Halliburie, you know, feeling pain, showing moments of joy. It felt like it was a culmination of a lot of just you as a human being. Congratulations on your directorial debut. What was that like? Thank you. Wow. It's funny you said that. to be that way, too.
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Starting point is 00:31:12 But I do feel that, and as a woman, I do feel like that. I have to keep fighting and keep actually feel that there's more left for me to do. I'm still inspired by this craft. I still love what I do. I want to keep challenging myself and keep growing. I want to see how long I could stay in this physical shape and do these kinds of movies. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:31:37 You know, that's the joy of it, but I want to try new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new newto take new risks. How long can you stay in this physical shape? You broke how many ribs doing this movie? Two. Two ribs are broken in this movie. I remember distinctly because I'm a big fan. John Wick, you broke ribs as well. Three ribs. Three on that. So I'm getting better.
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Starting point is 00:32:34 In this film, it wasn't just doing your own stunts. I mean, with John Wick, they posed production. This film was a smaller independent film. thapapapapapapapapape. directing it and you decide I've broken the ribs I'm gonna keep fighting in in the movie I mean I can barely carry on if I've like stubbed a toe I'll be like let's pause production for a while guys let's let's show. But you're a man that is true that is true I have bigger toes that's what you're saying more toes women have higher tolerance for paint yes that's why is very true. But I think of it as like, man, Halliburie is a badass. I go like, you're breaking ribs. You know, you're in these fight scenes, you're doing these things. Like, you had to learn how to fight again for this. You learned martial arts for
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Starting point is 00:33:46 I didn't know this. Yeah, I was supposed to be Simone Biles, but Simone became Simone. Not me. That was my dream to go to the Olympics and win a gold medal. Oh, you never know, you never, that could be the oldest woman to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. tho. to be. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thi. thi. And, toeeea. And, toea. And, toea. And, toea. And, too. And, thii. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, Simone Biles. Just bring the whole story together. Maybe. You know what I'm saying? I could be the oldest woman to win a gold medal. Anything can happen in this day and age. Your story is one that you're continuing to write.
Starting point is 00:34:13 What did you love about directing that was different? Because you've been on this side of the camera? I think what I loved most was that I got to have this idea in my head, and I got to shape it and form it and reshape it and reform it, and I got to sort of bring to the screen pretty much exactly what I had in my head. And I was worried that I wouldn't be able to do that because we had such a low budget. And while my days kept getting cut and I kept losing money left and right, it's hard in the independent world. What I loved was that as a black woman,
Starting point is 00:34:50 I got a story out of my body that was true to my gaze, that was true to my community, it was true to my race, to my sex, that all of it felt like an amalgamation of all allthe three years that I worked on this. I got to tell a true point of view about a sport from a female point of view. And had I not been myself, I don't know if that would have happened because I loved the sport and I also loved the drama of it at the same time.
Starting point is 00:35:14 So I tried to put equal emphasis on both elements. Well, I'll tell you this. I think you had a lot of fun making it. It's a lot of fun watching it. And thank you so much for joining me on the show. Thank you for having. All right, People Bruised is in select theaters right now, and we'll be available on Netflix November 24th. We're going to take a quick break, or we'll be right back after this. When 60 Minutes premiered in September 1968, there was nothing like it. This is 60 Minutes. It's a kind of a magazine for television. Very few have been given access to the treasures in our archives. But that's all about to change.
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