The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Republicans Duke It Out in the Ohio Primary | Ziwe

Episode Date: May 3, 2022

NASA examines litter it left behind on Mars, Republicans vie for Donald Trump's favor in the 2022 Ohio primary race, and comedian Ziwe discusses her late-night talk show "Ziwe."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Coming to you from New York City, the only city in America. It's the Daily Show. Tonight, Ukraine continues to fight. Election season is here again. And Seaway. This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out and touch it. Look at this. Look at this.

Look at this te. Take a seat, everybody. Take a seat. Thank you for being here. Wow, take a scepah. Let's get into it. We got this thing. How I know is because you chose to be in a room with me knowing that I've just returned from a super spreader event in D.C. So that's love, I feel it.

I feel, I hope it's love that I feel. We've got a really great show for you tonight. From the hit Show-Tall Time Talk Show, Zewa is joining us everyone. Yep. Yeah, it'll be weird if it was someone else. Plus, the midterm elections are heating up, and so we're going to find out which politicians are morphing into Donald Trump. So, let's do this, people. Let's jump straight into today's headlines.

Okay. Let's kick things off with the latest news coming out of Ukraine. It has now been 10 weeks since Vladimir Putin decided to man spread in the worst way possible. And all over the world, everyone has been inspired and impressed by the fortitude of the Ukrainian people. I mean, I know I am. You know, if the Russian army came to my apartment and said, Trevor, this apartment belongs to Russia.

I'd have just been like, okay, spasivaiva, asvedania, I'll sleep on the couch, fine. But Ukraine hasn't done that. No, they've not backed down. And over the weekend, the country got some moral support from the United States when House Speaker Nancy Pelosi led a small group of Democratic Congress people on a surprise visit to President Vladimir Zelensky in Kiev. Yeah. And when I say surprise, I mean it was a surprise to us. Not like I hope it wasn't a surprise to Ukraine. You know, they've got enough going on without having to rush out at the last minute for a veggie

platter. It's just like, Nancy's here. What does she eat? Get some humus, maybe also a can-take cloth. Meanwhile, many countries have condemned Russia since the invasion. But Israel specifically has had one thing that has particularly upset them. You see, before launching their war, Russia claimed the reason it was invading was to remove Ukraine's Nazi government from power. That's what they said.

Yeah, and people were like, well, that's weird because Zelensky is literally Jewish. But, okay, who's a weird accusation? And so now Russian foreign minister, Sergei Lavrov, he tried to explain Russia's comments and if he was trying to make things worse with Israel, well mission accomplished. Israel is summoning the Russian ambassador for talks after Russia's foreign minister claimed in an interview that it doesn't matter that the Ukrainian president is Jewish since, quote, Hitler had Jewish blood and that the worst anti-Semites are Jews. Israel's foreign minister Yarlapede said Lavrov's remarks are both an unforgivable and

outrageous statement as well as a terrible historical error and that the lowest level of racism is to accuse Jews of anti-Semitism. Did this guy say that Jews are the worst anti-Semites? You couldn't think of anyone else, everyone else about that? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. And I've heard ridiculous things. Yeah, I once heard someone say that Hawkeye should get his own spin-off movie. I'm sorry. No, no, I'm not watching Archery for the Olympics. That's an insane thought. What else does this guy believe? That the Johnson and Johnson is the cool vaccine?

Who are you, man? And keep in mind, all of this is happening because Russia painted themselves into a corner. You see, what they did is, they claimed that their war was about denazifying Ukraine. And everyone could tell an excuse that wasn't so easy to disprove. They should have said they were going in to defeat like Ukraine's ghosts. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, think about it. Then they could just declare victory and go home. They could just be like, all ghosts have been removed from spooky positions in Ukrainian government.

It's shame you cannot see how successful we are because, as I said, goodbye now, goodbye. But let's move on to a story that's actually an update from something that we covered last week. And it takes place in England, the country holding on to the rest of the world's artifacts for safekeeping. Yes, because I mean if someone colonized you, then they would take all your stuff, at least with us it safe. Think about it. Now, last week, a British lawmaker was baaaauuuuuuuuu – a British law, a British law, a British law, a British law, a British law, thiiiiol-a, a British law, a British law, thiolomea, a British lawea, thiol-a, a British lawea, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe. toe, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too. too. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi. thi. tho. the. th. the. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too, too, too, too, to they would take all your stuff, at least with us at say, think about it. Now last week a British lawmaker was busted for watching pornography on his phone during a session of Parliament, right? This was a big deal. Yes, because this is England, this is not France, right?

It caused a huge uproar, and it was such a big uproar in fact that the MP resigned from his position and issued an apology and an explanation for why he was watching porn on the job. And apparently he says he was actually looking for some equipment for his farm and things took a wrong turn. Funnily enough, it was tractors I was looking at. And so I did get into another website that had a sort of very similar name. And I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn't have done. But my crime, biggest crime, is that on another occasion,

I went in a second time. Oh, man. Yeah, this guy says he was looking for a website for farmers. And accidentally ended up on a sex site with a similar name. No, no, no, I wanted cornhub.com. Oh, bother, oh bother. No.

You know if I'm honest with you, it actually sounds like he's tellows. You know, if I'm actually sounds like, he's telling you. to be the truth. No, because he said, he in a porn website, switched it off. But then he says, and later I was like, oh, maybe I should look for another tractor. I actually like that. Because in the beginning, I didn't buy this guy's excuse that he was just looking for tractors and farm equipment. And then I started Googling farm equipment.

And people, you'd be shocked at how naughty farm equipment actually sounds. You could, it could happen. Google could like throw you off. Yeah, farm stuff. They've got pipe layers. They've got spinner spreaders. They got backhose. They got turf sprayers. They got double furrow plows. It all sounds obscene. Yeah, all I wanted was to start a farm to raise my giant cocks.

And now you've ruined me. But you know what's amazing to me about the stories, how politicians can lose their jobs for normal things that everyone does, right? Like watching porn or having an affair. But if they're busted for doing something that destroys other people's lives, then thii our rivers and our lakes which made a ton of people sick? We're like, yes I did. Well, at least you weren't watching porn, just try not to do it again.

All right, that's all that matters. It's all that matters. And finally, this next story takes place in space. Earth's attic. For decades now, humans have been obsessed with trying to get to Mars. Why? Well, we just want to see what it's like, you know? It's not like there's anything wrong with Earth. We just want to see what's going on out there, you know? Yeah, it's the same way your dad is currently looking for apartments. The marriage

is fine. He just needs a place to hang. The important thing is that it's not your fault. It's not your fault. Anyway, the point is, humans are desperate to find out everything we can about Mars. You know, did it use to have water? Can it support life? Can it be gentrified? And now, thanks to NASA, we've discovered, to NASA, thanks to NASA, to the agency's tho-a, amazing, amazing, toa, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to too, too, too, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tooome, tooome, too, too, to helicopter recently discovered and surveyed the debris from the agency's perseverance rover mission on Mars one year ago. NASA photos show both the parachute that helped the rover land on Mars as well as the cone-shaped back shell that protected it during its fiery descent toward the Martian surface on February 18th, 2021. NASA says being able to look at some

of the components that enabled the rover to get safely to the Martian surface could provide valuable insights for future missions. That's it. Where are you kidding? That's NASA's big discovery on Mars is some garbage that they left there? Why are you announcing? Like, I expect this shit from a five-year-old, not the greatest space agency in the world. Look, mommy, I found a poop in the toilet. That's your poop, you're a-boom! What? How is NASA proud that we left trash on Mars? Think about that, huh? If anything, we should be embarrassed.

The first thing we do on another planet is litter? I mean, I guess it's good to set expectations early, but still, guys. Can you imagine what the Martians think of us right now? Sheila, Sheila, the two-legged freaks came back again and left more trash. I swear to Glorp, if they move here, we're going to Venus. Yeah, I don't care if it's further from your sister. At least it doesn't have these shaved monkeys showing up and leaving their shit on our lawn.

I would love some teeth, thank you honey. All right, that's it for the headlines. Before we go to a break, let's check in on the stock market with our finance expert. Michael Costa, everybody. What's happening in the market? Well, you know, the market, I am crushing it. So you saying the market. So you saying that. I got a hot tip for you and I got a hot tip for all you you. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to to the to to to to, before before before before before before to to to to to to to, before before before before before to, before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before, before to, before to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the the market the market the market the market the market for the market for the market for the market for the market, the market, the market, the market, the market, the market, to to to to to to to to to to to, the market, I am crushing it. I am crushing the market. I'm crushing. I got a hot tip for you, and I got a hot tip for all of you.

And so, but before we get into it, that story about Mars, I mean, you don't have to go to Mars to photograph trash. You know, New York City hasn't picked world trash, go to 34 Makin Street, that's where I live. Okay? I don't mean she'll give you a dress on TV, but carry on. Yeah, right. Let's actually, one other thing. That minister, the one who is watching porn, that's not funny. You know, that is appalling, it is disgusting, and is very unprofessional. Okay? Okay. Okay. Yeah, let's get to the stocks.

Cool. Okay. All right. Now, typically an expert investor like myself, I would say invest in the S&P, invest in the DGIA or even an ETF like the VTI, but when things are this volatile, you need an alternative investment strategy. And that's why I like to promote the monetary international liquidated fund okay and all if you need to know more about it you just grab your computer go somewhere safe and

type an M-I-L-F okay now lock the door experts like myself like to you know do your research so to speak if you if you want something a little more aggressive maybe not as used there's always the annuity net asset loan okay just type in a N a L and and and look and look look sometimes it's gonna hurt but you're gonna get out of your comfort zone and there's gonna be growth now it's not just all ticker symbol recommendations from an expert like myself. I read a heartbreaking story recently of a young woman who ruined her father's inheritance and we have to learn from these types

of stories because it helps us to protect our money, to be smart with our finances, grab your computer and just Google, stepdaughter blows father's load. I think you'll take a lot away from it personally, but also, oh, my hot tip, my hot tip. It's all the hot tip. You know those privacy screens that we put on computers, so people can't look at our computer screens? Oh yeah, you have your phone as well, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we should buy those. Yeah, invest in those.

Invest in those. Michael Costa, everybody. Yeah, you should buy them. Thank you so much, Michael. All right, don't go away. So then we come back, Republicans want to the Daily Show. America is once again getting ready for the midterms. The time of year when voters ask for a refund.

Welcome back to the election show. America is once again getting ready for the midterms. The time of year when voters ask for a refund. But before you get to Election Day, you have to make it through the midterms, the time of year when voters ask for a refund. But before you get to election day, you have to make it through the primaries, which is when the voters decide which candidates they really hate and which ones they only kind of hate. And tomorrow, there's a major primary happening in Ohio, which everyone is watching, because you know what they say.

As Ohio goes, so goes the nation. So America better better the the the the the the the the thiiiioe thioe thi better better better better better better better better better better better better better better. thioeoeoeoe is thioe is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiole, to to thi. thi. to to to to to bea. to bea As Ohio goes, so goes the nation. Yeah. So America better pray Ohio doesn't switch to natural deodorants because, yeah, that shit doesn't work. If you try, it's just a rock. Yeah, now I stink and my armpits hurts. Anyway, Ohio Republicans are battling it out for the rights to represent the Buckeye state in the Senate. And when I say battling it out, I mean I because their debates have almost come to blows. And the GOP said a debate in Ohio almost getting violent when candidate Josh Mandel rose

from his seat to get in the face of Mike Gibbon. Two tours in Iraq, don't tell me I haven't worked. You back off, buddy. You back off. Oh my God. Never. Watch. Watch.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hey, man, look, I knew American politics were unpredictable, but I never thought the Republican Party would pickets its leaders Wakanda style, you know? It's just like, it's the strength of the Blick Panther. In fact, maybe that's something they should add to the debates, right? Because I was watching this and I was like, yeah, you could have politicians get to duke it out. It'll get more voters engaged in politics, and the candidates would be a lot more willing to compromise if they knew the other person could beat their ass.

You know? Just be like, I'm never raising taxes on the rich. Okay, maybe a little bit, maybe a little bit. I see your point. Now, as it stands, and he became famous for writing the book turned horrible movie Hillbillyelogy, right? Where he explained that white people become racist because they're poor. Yeah, that's why they say the n-word with a hard R because they can't afford a vow.

But what makes Jady Vance unique in this field of Republicans is all the trash that he's talked about their dear leader, Donald Jellyfish Trump. I'm a never Trump guy. I never liked him. In February of 2016, he wrote Trump's actual policy proposals range from immoral to absurd. Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation's highest office. Three months later, he wrote, Trump is cultural heroine. He makes some people feel better for a bit, but he cannot fix what ails them,

and one day, they'll realize it. A former roommate of Mr. Vance sharing his text messages from 2016, in which Mr. Vance reportedly told people how he thought that Donald Trump was going to be, quote, America's Hitler. I think. told people how he thought that Donald Trump was going to be, quote, America's Hitler. I can't stomach Trump. I think that he's noxious. Wow, I think Trump's noxious. I can only imagine that when Trump heard that, he was probably like, what does noxious mean?

Jady Vance slammed Trump in every way possible. thope, but in his defense, he did all of that before he realized that Trump was going to win. Because, you see, now that Trump has the GOP in the palm of his tiny hands, J.D. Vance is now fully on board the Trump train. And I mean, fully. And it's not just him. Basically, everyone in this race has spent the entire campaign trying to show that they were the trumpiest. Trump fought back and so have I. Trump and Gibbons are businessmen with a backbone.

Trump saved our economy before. Gibbons knows how to do it again. There are pretenders in the Senate race. Gene Timken is the real Trump conservative. Josh Mandel. Pro God, Pro-Trump. Wow. Pro-God and pro-Trump.

So he's saying those two are different things. Woo, this dude's candidacy is toast. But this is some serious devotion. I'm the real Trump conservative. I can save the economy just like Trump. I once shook Trump's hand and I haven't washed it since. My doctor said it's why I get sick so often. So yeah, basically everyone spent this entire race

trying to get the seal of approval from King Donald. Even the people who secretly don't think too highly of him, which we see time and time again. It's normal now, right? Whether it's J.D. Vance or th, V V V V V V V V V V V V V V Vance, or th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. tr-a. tr-a. tre. tre. tre. tre. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. th. tr. th. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. time again. It's normal now, right? Whether it's J.D. Vance or Kevin McCarthy or countless other Republicans, the entire party right now is basically mean girls. They'll talk shit about Trump behind his back, but then to his faces, all like, oh my God, Donald, you look so hot.

Oh my God. I wish I had your fupa. Oh my God. And guess what? Guess what? In the end, after months of competing to see who, who could stick their nose the furthest up Trump's ass that Trump endorsement went to none other than J.D. Vance. Although clearly Trump doesn't really care about these people as much as they care about him. Because listen to what Trump says when he tries to promote J.D. Vance. This happened in a speech yesterday.

That's what they're waiting for. They're waiting for one race. You know, we've endorsed Dr. Razz. We've endorsed J.P. Right? J.D. Mandel. And he's doing great. They're all doing good. Yeah, that was weird. You could see, even the crowd was looking like, ah, man. They look like parents watching their kid bombing in a spelling bee. That is like, ah, that's, those are your genes. Yeah. Because you realize, not only did Trump mess up J.D. Vance, right? Which is a tongue twister, he also combined his name with another candidate, Josh Mandel.

Which is so shitty. I feel bad for J.D. Vance because now he's going to have to change his name to J.P. J.D. Mandel. Yeah because if you're a Republican, Trump is never wrong at the G.O.P. Starbucks, whatever name Trump calls, that's you. J. J. J. J. D. J. J. J. J. J. J. Mandel. Yeah that's me I'll take it. Yeah that's the Republican Senate race in Ohio right now. And honestly, anything can happen, anything. In fact, there's even a chance that all of these MAGA candidates, they could split the vote, and then Matt Dolan, the one candidate in the race who doesn't think Joe Biden stole the election with the help of aliens and zombie Osama bin Laden, he could actually squeeze out a win. And so for all the voters out there who don't really like any of these candidates and you're in Ohio, remember that you can still write in the name of the true underdog in this race.

J.P., J.D. J. J. M. Mandel. I'm rooting for you, buddy. All right, don't go away after the break. Vigua's going to be joining me on the show. We'll be right back. Welcome back to the show times myr. My guest tonight is writer and comedian Zewa. She's also here to talk about being the star of her second season of her hit showtime series, Zewey. Please welcome Zeewe.

She's also here to talk about being the star of her second season of her hit Showtime series, Zeewe. Please welcome, Zeewe! Welcome to the shows, do you? Thank you for having me. I'm beyond excited. You're beyond excited. I am enthralled by everything that you're doing, genuinely because you have what has quickly become like people's favorite show on TV. Wow.

Yeah, because I mean, we just saw in that clip, you've created a show that is uniquely you in that you'll interview people, and it's like the most awkward interview of all time. People would say that I don't make it awkward on purpose, I'm just a little strange. Okay, okay. But here's the thing. So I remember when you first started this.

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Oh, man. Oh, man. So, when people come to the show, they're the vibe ahead of time? Yes. Okay. The episodes are available for streaming. But it seems like they don't expect it sometimes. Like they feel, you know, like we love it as the viewers. Yeah. And then we watch like your guess and it seems like they've just been hit by like a 10-ton truck. I think, well, so I am very personable.

And so I connect with them and maybe that's surprising that I'm so kind and hospitable. I also love that the show has like all these these segments that you've created that have gone not just viral but it's like into people's heart. So you know you we've got the guest segments where you interview people. You also have the music Which there's gonna be an album at some point. Yes, yes? Yes, definitely. I identify as a pop star. Yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. I?? th. I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I the, that. I that. I that. I the. I that. I the the the which there's going to be an album at some point, yes? Yeah? Yes, definitely, definitely. I identify as a pop star. Yeah? Yes.

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And that's why couldn't have made years and years ago. It's so unique, it's so you, it's so specific, it's loved by people who know exactly what the show is about. Do you think you could have always done this? Has this always been like a brand of comedy? So can I have always done this? No, because this show pulls from like real housewives and Eric André and Colbert so these things didn't this this this this this this thes this this this thes thes thes this thes thes thes thes thes thes thes thes th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thi thus thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. years th. years thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi this? No, because this show pulls from like real housewives and Eric André and Colbert, so these things didn't exist 15 years ago. Right. But the brand of comedy is consistent.

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hug. I like that you think that. And I like that they have this feeling, you know? Who do you think has been your favorite guest, like of season one at least? It's hard to ever, it's, guests are like children. You can't pick a favorite. But you can. You can. But like, friend Leevoets is so different than Phoebid Bridgers.

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I mean, it's like every parent knows every kid also assumes it's them by the way, but I think every parent knows But do they say oh, okay, so you won't say but you know So don't say it just look at me and I'll know just just look at me and think of your favorites Now I know now now. Now I know. Now I know I know I know I know I can feel that I can feel that I know I know I know. I can feel that. I know that. I know. The show's become a critical smash hit. You've turned portions of it into like a live performance as well. You've created something completely new, completely different. What do you plan to do for the future? Where's Z? We're going to go from this? I mean, obviously you're going to keep doing the show, hopefully. And then what do you want to do? The White House, the presidency. Oh like the actual, oh wow. All right so then let's talk about so

zero becomes present what are some of your policies? Stop being poor. Yeah okay powerful. Nobody has thought of that I like that. No one has said that I don't think there's any politician who's thought of that as a it may work very powerful any any other ideas for to fix the country get rich myself yes okay okay okay all right anything in addition to that I'm Bradst dolls for every human in American wow these are powerful powerful policies that you're putting forward thank you I haven't thought about my platform but you don't really need a platform anymore you just got a B. You just got to be. Famous. All right, people don't forget.

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