The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Ronny Chieng Covers Biden's Executive Action on the Border | Marlon Wayans

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

Ronny Chieng dives into President Biden’s executive order to close the border ahead of the election and Desi Lydic joins Ronny to discuss North Korea sending trash balloons to South Korea. Conspiracy theorist Kevin Matthew Kelp (Michael Kosta) pulls back the curtain to expose America’s age-old spy recruitment system: Spelling Bees. Plus, Comedian Marlon Wayans joins Ronny Chieng to discuss his new comedy special “Good Grief.” They discuss honoring his late parents’ memories and processing grief through laughter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ronnie Chan. Welcome to a Daily Show. We got so much to talk about tonight. North Korea is waging the world's dirtiest war. Spelling B is a scam. And finally, that's a place to see porn on the internet. Did you know that? Because I didn't. But first, Joe Biden has decided to start trying to win the election. So let's get into our latest installment of Indecision 2024.

Let's kick things off with the southern border. It's the line where America stops mowing its lawn. And border security is one of President Biden's biggest weaknesses. It's why he tried to make a border deal with Republicans earlier this year. It's also why Republicans refused to make a deal with him. They're like, how can we blame you for this if you fix it, you idiot? So now with his polls taking five months before election day, Biden is finally saying, fuck it, I'll just do it myself. President, Biden taking major steps

to send the flow of migrants crossing the U.S. border illegally with a sweeping new executive action. Biden's new executive order will allow US immigration officials to deport migrants without processing their asylum claims, when the number of illegal border crossing surpasses a specific threshold. Sources tell CBS News that number is likely 2,500 a day, which means it would likely be activated immediately. In May, Border Patrol recorded an average of 3,800 crossings daily.

We must face the simple truth. To protect America as a land that welcomes immigrants, we must first secure the border and secure it now. And if the United States doesn't secure our border, there's no limit to the number of people may try to come here, because there's no better place on the planet than the United States of America. Hey, I get it, dude, but if you don't want people to come, like maybe stop saying how awesome America is. It's the best, you can't come. Like start complimenting Canada for once, you know, let them take similar to tea. Yeah.

But that's right, Biden is shutting down the border and if you watch Fox News you're probably like, but I thought Biden wants migrants to flood the country so they can murder my whole family. Well, guess what? There's already enough migrants now to murder your whole family, okay? So Biden doesn't need you anymore. And if you watch MSNBC, you're probably upset about what Biden is doing, because some migrants do legitimately need asylum. But I gotta give liberals a bit of a reality check.

It's not very popular to have no control over who immigrates to your country. Okay, just ask the Native Americans. Now, look, the fact is that immigrants are vital for America's economy and its culture. And also, let's be honest, America needs a better World Cup team. Okay? But if you want to come to America, you've got do it the right way, okay? Like I did. Smuggled inside Trevor Noah's Colin. No. I'm just, look. I'm just kidding, obviously. I just told ICE. I'm that I'm that I'm th. I'm th. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told told told told told told told told told told I told to to to to to to to the the the the their to their to their to to their to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the immigrants the immigrants their thiiiiiiii. Ii. Ii. I's thiiii. I's thiiii. I's the look, no, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, obviously. I just told ICE that I'm Jackie Champ. All right.

I understand the words that are coming out of your mouth. But if you're really upset about this, don't worry. Like everything else Biden does, it'll probably get knocked down the Supreme Court. So if America really wants to lock down the southern border, they should put ticket master in charge of it. Okay? These guys are the best at making sure nobody can actually get into the thing they want to. Okay? Everyone will be waiting on the queue for three hours.

Yeah, and then they find out that America's already sold out. And yes, there will be massive unexplained fees. But let's move on to the other candidate, okay? Because with Joe Biden struggling in the polls, Donald Trump is already making plans to once again take on the Washington Swamp. In a recent interview with Fox News, he promised to start by exposing all the things the deep state

doesn't want you to know. Well, almost all the things. Some people think that one way to build trust is to declassify things. If you were president, would you declassify, you can answer yes or no to these. Would you declassify the 9-11 files? Yeah. Would you declassify JFK files? Yeah. Would you declassify the Epstein files? Yeah. Yeah. I guess I would. I think that less. I that less that less that less that less that less that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I th. I th. I that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the Epstein files. Yeah, yeah, I guess I would. I think that less so. That was a bit suspicious, right? Like 9-11? Yes. GFK? Yes. Epstine? That was a bit suspicious, right? Like 9-11? Yes. GF-K? Yes. Epstein? Eh, uh, man, less, no. I mean, look at the panic in Trump's eyes.

I've seen more relaxed people on the exit rule of a Boeing flight. And why, though? Like, why are you so weird with the Epstein stuff? It's not like Donald Trump has any particular reason to not want the abstinence to their full answer. I think that less so because you know you don't know it you don't want to affect people's lives if it's phony stuff in there because it's a lot of phony stuff with that whole world. Okay he's definitely in that file.

He is in the epsbip files he's already like look. the the gonna be a lot of phony stuff in there, names, pictures, my DNA, you can't believe any of it. He's obviously not worried about protecting other people. I mean, this is the same guy who said Obama was born in Kenya and Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK. Now, now all of a sudden he's like, look, if you put some inaccurate information out there, it could really destroy someone's reputation, thr-au-a'-s, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thiiiiiiii's thiiiiiiiiii's thiii's thi's thi's thi thi, thi, thi, reputation. Okay, we need to err on the side of caution here. Besides, it doesn't even matter. You don't need to ask Trump to declassify anything. He's just gonna leave it at the buffet table at Malago.

All right, let's move on to tech news, because the greatest website in the world is about to get even better. X, the website, formerly known as Twitter is now embracing its new moniker in a way that we have not seen before, officially allowing X-rated content on the site. As of today, users may share consensually produced and distributed adult nudity or sexual behavior. In other words, porn is now officially allowed on Twitter. That's right. Elon Musk is no longer the biggest ass on Twitter. Now obviously Twitter had porn on it before this but nobody looked at it because

it was against the rules okay and now we can guilt-free. Basically instead fixing the porn problem Elon just decided hey it's not a problem anymore and hey I'm not hating that's how I handle issues in my life, too. I mean, those aren't bad bugs. That my new roommates. So Elon surrendered and porn will be everywhere now. And honestly, like, who cares? The way Twitter is now, the Bukaki video would elevate the discourse. But if you think about the company as a whole, Twitter's trajectory, like the story of it,

it's pretty wild when you think about it. Like as a company, it started as a place where you could follow the news in real time. And now that pitch is, hey, do you love reading Nazi shit while jacking off and being called a slur? Well, finally, that's a website for you. But let's move on to a story out North Korea, which has raised trash talk to a whole new level. South Korea is warning the public to watch out for objects falling from the sky after North Korea flew even more balloons with trash and filth over the border today.

A thousand of the airborne waste deliveries floating into the country since last Tuesday, littering places with things like cigarette butts, paper, and pieces of cloth. Look at this typical communist shit. All right? Hey, North Korea, you don't stick trash in a balloon and float it over to your enemy, okay? How about you join the free world and put your trash in the ocean where it belongs. It does show you how clean South Korea is though, because if Kim Jong flew trash into New th. and th and th and p, and p, and p, and p, and p, and p. and p. and p. and p. and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and p. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the top.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.a.a. tap Korea is though because if Kim Jong-un

flew trash into New York City no one would even notice. Okay this this trash will land on trash that was already there and we'd be like oh great the neighborhood garbage pile has a fancy balloon now. Now obviously everyone is pissed at North Korea for doing this but to be fair the South started it. Groups in South Korea and the South Korean government for years now have sent flash drives and deliveries via balloons with K-dramas, with K-pop music attached to flash drives and sent them to North Korea as an example of like, hey, this is what life is like outside of North Korea. North Korea is now saying, this like, hey, this is what life is like outside of North Korea.

North Korea is now saying, this is filth to us, so we're going to send you filth back. Wow, South Korea is really getting the short end of a stick here. I mean, they got the best music and the best TV shows and they're sending it to North Korea in exchange for garbage. I mean, that's a terrible deal. At least demand something North Korea is good at, like those videos where cute kids dance in perfect synchronization so their parents don't get killed. For more on the trash fight, we go live to South Korea with senior Asia correspondent, Desi Light-Ak. Desk, Desi, what's the situation over there?

It's intense, Ronnie. No one knows when this trash barrage will stop. Just moments ago, this landed mere inches from me. Look at this. Look at this. A half-eaten hot dog. Dis-I mean, who doesn't finish their hot dog? Desi's, Desi, come on. You're supposed to be doing serious reporting here.

That's gross. You're gross, Ronnie. Look, as a journalist, it's my job to report on these important... International conflicts. Oh, God, Des, that was like a direct hit. Oh, I'm fine. As a seasoned war correspondent, I am prepared for anything. Are you sure you're okay?

Because it looks like it's getting dangerous. Ronnie, what are you talking about? This is great. Kim Jong-un is a nuclear-armed madman, but now he's just tosin trash over the fence like some weird neighbor you read about on next door. This is the best case scenario. In fact, this is the way every war should be fought. Usually front lines are barren mud zones, but this just looks like a divorce dad's

apartment. Okay, okay, but isn't at least bad for the environment? Oh, isn't this bad for the environment? No, no, you know it's bad for the environment? Nuclear war, okay? A trash war is much better. The closest thing I've seen to a biohazard here is a double-loaded diaper. Plus, it's much easier for America to support its allies in a trash war. We don't have any money left.

But you know what we do have a lot of? Garbage. We got everything. We got food waste, plastics, all the artwork my kid makes in school. It's endless. I mean, do you know how many Amazon boxes I throw out every day? If trash is weapons, I'm basically Raytheon. Okay, well I guess a trash war sounds pretty good then? Yeah, I mean well it's like a little

irritating because you have to step in coffee grounds and old yogurt, but still it is way better. Okay, you know what? God damn it, all right. We'll talk later. I have to go feel a diaper so I can return fire. Okay, Desilighting everybody. Be safe. When we come back, we find out what the spelling bee is really about, so don't go away. John Stewart here. Unbelievably exciting news. My new podcast, the weekly show. John Stewart here, unbelievably exciting news. My new podcast, The Weekly Show.

We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches. Listen to a daily show. Last week was the big national spelling bee and spoiler alert, an Indian kid won. installment of Project Conspiracy. Conspiracies, they're everywhere, or are they nowhere? Or is that exactly what they want you to think? So that's where my wallet is. Well, for every they, there's a me. I'm Kevin Matthew Kelp. Follow me as I pull back the curtain to find the truth behind the curtain.

This is Project Conspiracy. Spies, they're everywhere. He's a spy. She's a spy. That guy pretending to have a heart attack. Obvious spy. But where do these spies come from? And how were they recruited?

What if I were to tell you there was a 100-year-old nationwide program that's been scouting potential spies for, you guessed it, a hundred years. Spelling bees. Spelling bees are the perfect cover for finding the next generation of America's spooks. They're super smart. They stay cool under pressure, and they lack any social attachments because they're nerds. But most importantly, they can memorize impossibly long sequence of secret codes. Ercipolis E, R, R, N, R, C, S, A, M, O, P, H, R, P, S, A, M, O, P, H, P, L. P, H, L. P, I. P. H. P, I. P. I. P. I. I. I. P. P. I. P. I. P. P. P. P. I. P. P. P. I. P. P. P. P. P. P. I. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I. C. I. C. I. C. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. C. I. I. C. I. I. I. C. C. C. I. C. I. I. C. C. I. P. I. P. I. P. P. I. P. P. I. P. I. P. I. P. I. P.. P. the. P. the. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. I. P. P. P. P. P. I. C. I. C. P. I. C. A. A. P-S-A-M-M-O-P-H-I-L-E-S-A-S-A-L-E-Sailer There is no Some of these aren't even letters. What does it mean?

CIA, FBI, FBI, NSA, what do they all have in common? You can't say their names without spelling them. Coincidence? Please. Or should I say PLEEZE? This conspiracy is just too vast to unravel. The feds, the schools, Miriam, Webster, Wirtle. They're all in on it togetherogether and I know just where to find them.

Time to see one of these recruiting events in action. Hi there. Hello, one ticket to the Spelling Bee, please. Sure, whose parent are you? Oh no, I'm just here to check out the children. Okay, not wrong. I'm here to expose these children. Security. Get back here, pervert. The only thing I'm 44 is the truth.

Clearly, the deep state isn't going to let me get too close. It's time to go undercover. A-S-T-A-S-T-A-S-A. You know, this whole spelling bee thing is a ruse, right? Nobody needs to know how to know how to know how to know how to know how to know how to know how to know how to know how to know how to know how to know how to know how to to to to to spell to spell to spell to spell to spell to spell to spell to spell to spell their to spell to spell to spell, right? Nobody needs to know how to spell anymore. We've got auto-correct. Our next speller is Kevin Murphy-Calcite. Shit's about to go down. Your word is oxygen.

Oxygen? O.C. What? No. Obviously I lost on purpose so I can make it here to the comfort couch. The comfort couch is supposedly where kids recover from their public humiliation. But through my investigation, I realized this was where Intel operatives made their move, swooping in to recruit kids at their most vulnerable moment. All I had to do was wait. Sad kid over here, crying all alone, wishing somebody

would comfort me with a new identity and a mission to North Korea. Really, nobody? Oh, excuse me, lady? What the fuck lady? How do you do it? I wasn't able to infiltrate this conspiracy, but clearly spelling bees are a bunch of spelling B-S. So I've decided to take matters into my own hands. Good luck spelling anything now that I've bought every single dictionary on the internet. Oh shit. John Stewart here, unbelievably exciting news. My new podcast, The Weekly Show, we're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient-to-breed ratio on sandwiches.

Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to a daily show. My guest tonight is an actor and comedian who set up special is called Good Grief. Please welcome Marlon Wayen. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

The people love you. They do. You know, I'm a little jealous of you right now. I want to rob you up that seat right now. What mean? You are in the seat? I know and I know how it feels and I miss me being over there and asking some idiot some questions over here. No, this is not an idiot.

There's so much power in your seat. No, no, the just a you know humble daily show who has been watching your family since I was a kid in Malaysia they get in Malaysia yeah we is in Malaysia yeah somebody on some money that said we is only in local yeah you know I always I always have to concentrate really hard to say Wayans because in Malay Whyan means older brother? No, it means Nepal baby.

No, it means, no, it means, no, it means performance. No, no, it means performance. I like Nebah baby. I go, no, it means, wayans. I go, no wayans, wayans. Not because it's just a language. That's why you need to have, you know, friends of every culture. Yeah.

Because you never know what your name means in a different language. No, it's true. I went to Bali and I found out that, and Wayen was in it was all over the place. Yeah. And I was just like, I don't know how my name came about, but weighing means older brother. came about, but Wayan means older brother and older siblings, in Indonesian. So, and then my grandma, I think she got high and our last name was Wayne, W.A.N. I think she smoked some weed, it was like, I like Wayans better. Yeah, yeah. But speaking of family, but this new special I watched, it's super funny. Thank you. Very touching, very emotional. Yeah, very speaking of family, but this new special I watched it's super funny. Thank you.

Very touching, very emotional. Yeah. Some would say, I don't know if you, I don't want to spoil anything, but the opening to it already kind of gets you win because I don't know if how much I can, I don't want to. Yeah. It's on Amazon though. It's on. It's on, though, so to watch it right now. It's on Good grief? No, it's on today. Oh, okay. And it's called good grief.

I don't think they're going to bootleg it. It's on that. It's about. It's called good grief. Yeah. And in it, you, it's, I should clarify. It's super funny, but you talk about you dealing with the death of a lot of people. And what really kind of drew me in right from the first second was the opening sequence. You kind of play these voicemails from your parents.

And me walking down the street and I'm walking through all the places that I grew up around New York and where they grew up in Harlem and you know, because I want the audience to kind of an investment into the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their I want the audience to kind of know get an introduction and an investment into the people into the voices of my mom and my dad and what kind of what I experienced with them so it's not just like I wonder how they were you get a little slice of it right and did you were you worried that that would be too much of a bummer no then I knew I knew I had to follow myself then. Then you know you got to be really funny. So I like to add pressure, you know what I mean? It'd be sad if I couldn't overcome it.

Right. Comedy wasn't hot enough. You got to stack the deck against yourself with the voicemail. He was like, if he should have stopped at the beginning. No, it was very touching. Because I'm not sure. the th you it's thia it's thi I thi, I thi, I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, I'm not thi, I'm not thi, I'm not thi, I'm not thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm that, I'd that, I'm that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that. that. that. that. that, I'd that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I'd that, I'd that, I parents passed away yeah you play the voicemail and I think people who have had parents passed away they as soon as you play it you know it's all man like it it really just really gets you in the mood for laughing at comedy dead parents void last words to your son and they're all touching I'm like I'm

I'm already there like oh my god this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in life I was just like please but it's true that's when you know it's funny when you could take something that's not supposed to be something funny something that is painful something that look at our news look with the daily shows every day you take something that is tragic, which is our politics, and you go to hear who's funny about it. That's very, yeah. That's a very noble pursuit. And yeah, because I'm an aspiring comic myself,

and I just wondered, I just wondered, I just wondered, like, when you do comedy specials, you know, you've been in this industry for so long now, you know, you've seen so many, you know, you've got decades, if not centuries, on me, in life, and, you know, and you're just so old, even though you don't look at it. But you've seen so many, you know, you've seen streaming services, you've seen cable TV, you've seen specials. You've seen cell phones, you've seen recording phones, yeah, yeah. You seen when they had to do the shadow, you young bitch. You, you, you, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I've, th. You've, th. You've, th. You've, th. You've seen, and, and, th. You've seen, and, you've seen, you've seen, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, you're, and, you're, and, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're. And, you're. And, you're, you're, you're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. You're just. You're just, you're just, you've seen, you've seen, you've seen, you've seen, you've seen, you've seen, you've seen, you're just. they. their. had to do the shadow puppet. You young bitch, I'm so tired of you young bitches. All you got is years on me, that's all. But you've seen so many specials, and I guess my question to you is like when you,

if a young comic was coming to you asking you about comedy specials, is there something you would tell them what not to do with a comedy special? Don't, a don't rush B wait until you have like enough time under your belt that you understand your point of view It's only special I think for when you start digging into pain and it's okay to drop one or two But then three four five and six and you start as you go down on the road. I think it's more important not Not because comedians want to talk about the world. They want to talk about sports. They want to talk about pop culture the culture and six the culture and six the culture and six the culture and six the the the the the th and six the th and six the th the th th th the th th th th the th th the th th th th th th th th th the the the thi the the the the the the the the the their their their to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toea.ea.ea.ea.ea. the tea. tea. tea. the the the the the the the the the the theto talk about the world, they want to talk about sports, they want to talk about pop culture, they want to talk about politics. I think the best comedians talk about themselves and talk about their pain and they go, what's funny about this and they're vulnerable.

And I think that's more healing and funnier than anything than anything that is in pop culture in thi th. Yeah, so, yeah. That's, that's why it's words. It's almost like you, you get to a place of comedy that you get so good at comedy you can talk about pain now instead of just trying to. Because it's more therapy, right? It's deeper than just a bunch of jokes. It's easy to tell jokes for like 60 minutes, but it's hardto have a 60 minute therapy session that has an elixir for the audience to come away with it and go wow that really helped my life. It's one thing to change their mood that's what we do in comedy but if you kind of joke about celebrities and

We you know I I also joke about celebrities, but I think the difference between you and me is that You're famous enough to actually know these people so So when you kind of basically I don't want to butcher the joke, but when you when you when you talk about shak and you're you're shouldn't you're shak you've got to go to this guy's birthday party afterwards I may skip that but but here I only talk about people that either I know I could be like Kevin Hart or that's a next special

call out him or him or people that I know can't catch me sacked me his knees the knees the knees the joke is the the joke is the the joke. you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you their their their their their their their their their their their their whole hour. He's not killing him. Or people that I know can't catch me. Shack too big. His knees is bad. He could barely catch Charles Barkley. He don't want none of this. Okay, I'm staying out of this clip. This is...

And, you know, like I was saying earlier that, I've been watching your family kind of on TV in Malaysia for so long now. It's such an entertainment family and one of my good friends Roywood Jr. He speaks very highly of you and he always said yeah and your family is so sprawling and There's a lot of people in entertainment and Roy would tell me like you don't understand how the wayans roll they don't they don't go nepo baby. They go you got to prove it yourself. You got to do the work. Yeah, so I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the they. the the the the the the the threat, thro baby they go you got to prove it yourself you got to do the work yeah so I mean the amount of work that Keenan and put me and and Damon put me and Sean through was crazy because you can't just show up like I'm a way and no you show up and you're gonna be a way and people gonna have these high expectations of you so now we had to go through this rigorous training. When we did Don't Be a Minus, our first movie, my brother Keenan made us write 26 drafts of

the movie before we even started filming and we didn't understand why. And then we did the movie and the director messed the movie up. So they gave us money to film for seven days, a whole new movie. So my brother looks at us and goes, okay, what movie you're gonna write now? We was like, what? We have no more to do. And he was like, he made us go through it. And because we went through those 26 drafts,

we were prepared to write that whole next draft that became, don't be a minute. So everything is training because you don't want to fail when you get these opportunities. Because if you fail, it's going to take so long to get back here. So we make sure before we send you out there that you're prepared. So how do I join this family? Because this sounds like Korean boy band training groups where you got people in wherever training to be weigh-ins that like all loaded up already? Like, you should be do a master master takakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak master to do a master to do a master tha master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master master masterined to be weight-ins that are all loaded up already.

Like, you should be, do a master class or something, how to be a weyer, way in. I like the Korean boy band thing. That was hilarious. The Korean boy bands, they train super hard, dude. Theen, well, okay, well, I'm happy. I'm happy you want to do comedy. You just join the Korean boy bands. You just just just just just just just just just just, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you th. th. th. th. thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you're thi, you thi, you're thi, I th. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I the the their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, I thi, I thi, like, like, I'm thi, I'm th.. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's it. Dude, those guys are literally like, they train like the military. Really? Yeah, the Korean boy bands. They train like you can't, you know, they got to keep the body shape. They got to every day they're practicing and then, you know. Maybe they're our wins. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm very happy to be the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first. I'm very the first. I'm very happy to be to be the first. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm to be the first. I'm very happy. I'm very to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the first. I'm very. I'm very. I'm very. I'm very. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very the first. I'm very the first. I'm very the first. I'm very the first. I'm very the first. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very So, it's a real honor for me.

Thank you for giving me your today. I don't know. You're crazy. But you're a legend, man. I've been watching a fan for a long time. Hey, my tour. I have a tour. I'm going on tour.

In September, new tour, new tour, new set, it's called Skittles. Tickets June 14th on my website, Marlon Wayans official. And good grief on Amazon right now. Yeah, okay, everybody. Hologians, everybody. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. John Stewart here, unbelievably exciting news. My new podcast, The Weekly Show. We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.

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