The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Roy Wood Jr. Recaps Trump’s Arraignment Circus | Robin Thede

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

Roy Wood Jr. tackles the circus that was Trump’s arraignment in New York, including Marjorie Taylor Greene’s and George Santos’s indictment-bombing. Plus, Obi-Wan Kenobi aka Jon Stewart stops by to give Roy some sage advice. Robin Thede discusses how and where she finds the talented Black women for her show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to the Daily Show. I am Roywood Jr. Welcome to the Daily Show. I am Roywood Jr. We welcome you to the Daily Show, we welcome you to this wonderful, wonderful program and it's my pleasure to welcome you to the Indictment Circus. D-da-Di-duh, D-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-t-t-t-kkkk! Anyway, it's a somber day for democracy. Let's just get to the headlines. Anyway, it's a somber day for democracy. This shit's gonna be exhausting.

Let's just get to the headlines. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So we are here in New York City. And today was one for the history books. Because when today began, we were preparing for the craziest day in New York City and today was one for the history books because when today began we were preparing for the craziest day in New York since the stay puff marshmallow

man came to town and busted a nut on the whole city. That wasn't marshmallows. But today was even crazier because today was Trump Arraignment Day. This is breaking news. In a remarkable chapter of American history for the first time, a former president faced a judge in a criminal courtroom on charges he broke the law and it happened right here in New York City. Former President Trump pleads not guilty to 34 counts of falsifying business records related to hush money payments. The photograph is stark and historic as we look at it, Donald Trump.

That's a man who looks like a defendant. You know, the former president, I've seen that face not many times. He's, he looks somber. Look at you. Look at your ass now. They got your ass. Ain't so tough no more. Ain't so tough. You spend all that money talking shit about the judge, you talk shit about the DA, oh, I'm a march in the courtroom and I'm gonna tell him, shut your ass up. Look at, look at how sad Trump looks. My man looked like somebody told him his dog died or that Mike Pence is still alive.

And you can talk all the shit you want, but I'm telling you, baby, the moment you're in that courtroom, that shit get real. Trump's sitting there, Trump's in there like, wow, y'all really going to do this to me, huh? And he alone. Ain't none of your boys around no more. You gave them all pardons. And everybody know you don't pardon all your partners. You gotta leave one in jail so you have somebody to talk to. And on top of all that, this is how I know Trump did something. I don't know what he guilty of, but he did something. First day of court here in a suit that that that that that that that tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th tho to to to to to tho tho th. to to to tho to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You th. th. th. You th. tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to to to to to tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the. First day of court here in a suit that don't even fit. Why would you do that?

Gwynif Powtro showed you the cheek cold, boy. You got to dress like you don't give a f-*** You got to dress for court like you on your way to somewhere else. Look at Gwinnif Powtro know, I can't afford nice glasses. So as you can imagine, it was a crazy day in New York. And the city was ready for anything. Barricades were laid out. Every police officer was on duty.

Even Mayor Eric Adams said he might not go to the club tonight. Just in case y' all need them. Because you know he'd be in the club. We the club. We the club. We the club. We the club. We the club. We the club. We the club. We the club. We to keep the club. We to keep to keep the club tonight. Just in case you'll need them. Because you know he'd be in the club. He got to keep the phone on vibrate, but call them twice so he know it's an emergency. And the cops, I'll give the NYPD this. They were right to set up all the barricades. Trump supported a swarm downtown Manhattan and filled the streets with red, white and blue. It's like a P the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the c. the c. the club to to the club the club to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club the club. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. That's the streets with red, white, and blue. It was like a Puerto Rican Day parade for people who want to deport Puerto Ricans. And to the police's credit, to the police's credit, to their credit, they handled it perfectly.

They kept everybody on both sides far enough apart so nobody got hurt, but close enough so they could still roast the shit out of each other. Oh, your mama's f-bombing. You're mama. Ah, yes. Ah, yes. The classics. Don't nothing win an argument faster than a yo mama. It hit like a shit, just plain, your mama.

You lose, I don't matter what you said. Donald Trump is a political prisoner, unfairly targeted by the criminal justice system. Your mama, bitch. Oh, oh. Huh. That's how it hit you. You bleed out. Oh. But it was a crazy scene downtown. It was wild. That's how it hit you, you bleed out. You're woo! It was a crazy scene downtown.

It was wild. And one of the people making it crazy was Marjorie Taylor Green. Oh Marjorie Taylor Green. M.T.G. swung down to the courthouse, double parked a broomstick and took part, took part in the festivities. And today she offered a defense of the president that I've never heard before. President Trump is joining some of the most incredible people in history being arrested. Nelson Mandela was arrested, served time in prison. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus was arrested. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. That's what I'm thinking too. Like Jesus. Jesus was arrested. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, that's what I'm thinking too.

Like, Jesus, what the hell is wrong with this lady? How are you going to compare Donald Trump to Jesus? First of all, Jesus walked on water. Donald Trump can barely walk on land. Now, the crazy thing about all of this today is that Donald Trump didn't even have to come to New York. He could have done the whole arraignment at the crib. Because apparently they gave him the option to be arraigned over Zoom.

You know, like Nelson Mandela in Jesus. But I get it. I completely get why Trump didn't do it over Zoom. One, he'd have got on camera. They would have just found more classified documents in the background. Two, Trump wants publicity. Look at how he came out of Trump Tower this morning, giving the black power fist, like a real political prisoner. He lives for shit like this. Hell, Trump liable to show up the court every day dancing on top of a car like Michael Jackson. Just a tap, tom, oh.

The documents, thee. And the media, man, the media, what they do? They play right along with it, giving us wall-to-wall coverage, even when there was absolutely nothing to talk about. I will turn to you and show you. He'll be coming out the side door of Trump Tower there, so there is a sense of anticipation that his movement is coming. You can see some of the traffic heading northbound there, and I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I can't remember off the top of f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f.. the the the t. t. t. t. I tape. I tape. I tha. I tha. I tha. I'll thae. I'll thae. I'll thae. I'll thae. I'll thae. I'll thae. I'll th. I'll th. I'll the the the the the the the the th. I'll the th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll t. I'll t t t t t t t t t t t t t. ta. toge. ta. toge. ta. toge. t toge. t. ta. t. t. t. t. t. t remember off the top of my head, Fifth Avenue is one way, right? It's Northbound, I think, to go south. Go south.

So that's not Fifth Avenue. I checked Ways just before we came in and showed that that was the fastest route. We expect him to enter through a... And I think that was just him. John and Jillian, did you guys just see the former the former the former the former the former the former the former the former the former the former here at any moment now see the former president walk through those doors. So there are many doors into the courtroom and it's not just this one door. There are side doors and there's a back door. Photographer Evan Schumrack laser focused on that

front door. And many hallways that lead to each door. If he does go through those doors he will come by the camera. The judge comes in a different door, a jury comes in even another door, a defendant who's incarcerated comes in a different door, the public comes in, the main door. So there are many doors. Okay, okay, so let me get this straight. You're telling me the courthouse, the court house has multiple doors. And different people come through different doors and then those doors connect to other doors and then those are all the doors. Hey man, I'm learning so much about the legal system. Thank you, cable news.

Now, there's doors. Now, building's got doors and shit. Now, here's what bothered me about today. I'll say this. Donald Trump deserves a fair trial. But I also want Trump to get the full American American to to to to to to the full to the full the full the full to the full the full the full the full to the full the full to the full the full the full to to the full to the full to to to the full to to the the the to to the the the the the the the the the the ay. I'll say this, Donald Trump deserves a fair trial. But I also want Trump to get the full American criminal justice experience, which is not what happened today. My man got to schedule his visit to the courthouse, like he'd a cable man.

Trump called the court, hey, listen, I'll be down to the jail Tuesday between 10 and 2. Just make sure you have to happen. Then, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th th, th th th th th tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thooooooooo, tho, to the jail Tuesday between 10 and 2. Just make sure you have to have it. Then, once Trump got there, there were no handcuffs. There were no mug shots. There were no perp walks. Well, for Trump, it would be a perp waddle, but you understand. You know, that doesn't make the point. My point is, I'm disappointed. Because today shows you how humaneane how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how human human human human human human human human human human human human human human human human the the the the to the to to to the to the to the to to to to to to to to to to toe. the the to toe. toe. toe. the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theck. theck. tooomeck. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to. too people get dragged into this legal system and it's humiliating. You get handcuffed, you get gawked at.

You wait days, sometimes months for an arraignment. Then you go into a building through one of those many f-dores. You get to a room, they strip you naked, they spread your ass cheeks, they make you cough twice, which I never understood the second cough. But the first cough I get, one cough is enough to know whether or not I got drugs in my booty. The second cough is for you. That's wrong. Am I sharing too much with y'all right now? I thought this was, I thought I could open up to y'all, apparently not. My point is, for the sake of this country, I hope that Donald Trump gets a swift trial, but that doesn't

mean he should get to use the TSA pre-check lane. But here's the good news. The New York investigation is just one of many into the former president. So we'll have plenty of other opportunities to get him arrested correctly. So Georgia, got plenty more opportunities. So, State of Georgia, if plenty more opportunities. So, state of Georgia, if you're listening, when you finally get Donald Trump in your courtroom, make sure he coughs twice.

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for clapping for that, man. You know, that was good, that was good enough to go viral. You know, I just, I don't know if that's good enough to go viral. I'm trying to go viral this week, you know. It's a lot of pressure as guest hosts. You know, you got to be funny, you got to be satirical. You got to be powerful. You got a, you got a the false, Roy. Who that?

Who that? Who's that? Use the false. You're a beautiful ghost, man, who that? Roy, use the false. Use the, use the, use the false. Roy. Roy, just... Roy, just... It's the usual...

It's the usual thing. It's amazing, marvelous, try. It's amazing, marvelous, sorry. I know you. I know you. I know you. I know you. I know you. I know you. I know you. I know you. I know him. I know you. I know him. I know you. I know him. I know you. I know you. I know you. I know. I know you. I know. I know you. I know. I know you. I know. I know you. I know. I know. I know you. I know. I know you. I know you. I know you. I knew I knew I knew you. I knew I knew your ass. You're Obi-Wan Canobi. I'm John. Stewart. I used to work here when the budget wasn't as big. You were there. You were there. No, I actually hosted the program to be honest me. I, I, to be honest. I, I, I know, I, I, actually, I hosted the program to work here when the budget wasn't as big. Yeah, it was... You were there.

No, I actually, I actually hosted the program to be honest with me. The Daily Show had a white host? Yeah. Why are you dressed like Obi-Wan Kenobi? Canobi. I like to be comfortable. Okay. Donald Trump doesn't define you. Wait, if you're Obi-Wan Kenobi, what does that make me?

Because if you're Obi-Wan, that makes Luke Skywalker. If you're O-Bunn'Kin' that make Luke Skywalker. Why the fuck wouldn't you want to be Luke Skywalker? Luke Skywalker. Luke's to be his sister. I want to be Hans Solo instead was bad's bad's bad's bad's bad's bad was was was was was was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool was cool, he had the ship, you can beat Chubaca. Why would I bond be like a wolf ape? That doesn't make... Look, I think we would make more sense if I were the wise sage who mentors the young host and not the wolf ape.

Also, I cannot return this robe. What happened was the events that took place in this... Yeah, but if you'reWan, if you're Obi-Wan and I'm Luke, then does that mean my dad is Vader? Because if my dad is Darth Vader, does that mean Donald Trump is my dad? Why? Why? I'm trying to, I'm try. I know that. Roy, why would Donald Trump be your father? Because if I'm Luke and Trump is Vader, that means Trump killed you. What?

Fine. You're on solo, I'm baby Yoda. Fine. The point is... Why can't you be regularly you? What the fuck are you talking about? I... I...

I should have come when Silverman was here. Listen. Okay, okay. How's Silverman? Listen. Okay, okay, okay. How about this? How about this? I want to go along with you on this. Okay, how about you be Yoda because you're all hobbled and green and shit.

And I'll be Lando for obvious reasons. I can be Lando, you know. Is this a trap? I can beat Wando, you know. Is this a trap? Yeah, because you both have a... Mustaches? Yes! Yes!

My point is this, Roy, and thank you for having me on the program. The thing about, and you're doing a fabulous job, by the way. The thing about this historic indictment is that American Judas Prudence is... I think we're out of time. Thank you so much, Joe Stewart, everybody. Thank you, everyone. Thank you.

All right, when we come back, we'll see what Jordan Trapper saw at the courthouse today, so don't go away. Welcome back to the Daily Show. As we saw, a lot of crazy characters down there at the Trump Rally today. Now if you look at this footage of Marjorie Taylor Green, look at all these idiots with nothing better to do all day. Wait, wait, wait, zoom in on my man in the background right there. Oh my God, that's Jordan Clepper. That what is that idiot doing down there? Clepper, that's a moron.

He's gonna get his ass whooped down there? I'm right here, right? Oh! Jordan Clepper, everybody. Hello. Hello. I didn't mean none of that. I'm here. I didn't mean that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. Oh. That's. That's. That's. That's. Oh. Oh. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that't mean none of that. I'm here.

I didn't mean none of that. Yeah, yeah. I'm happy you were down there today, Jordan Clepper, as the old saying goes, better you than me. What was it like down there? You know, it was pretty chill. A respectful crowd who quietly showed the support for American jurisprudence. I've seen the footage and I know that you're

with you. I'm fucking with you, Roy. I am. It was a shit show. And I got a front row seat to take a big old whiff. Take a look. I went downtown to watch Trump's historic arrest and the surrounding media circus. But I was curious how hometown boy Donald Trump would be greeted by regular New Yorkers. FDone Donald Trump, like, Jesus Christ, what more is there to say?

Trump the deck! Yes he is! Yes he is! Yes he is! Yes! Yes! Fonterms! the mother-hawed, the mother-fo Magopho, but also appearing were some of the most respected and articulate

members of the Republican Party. Marjorie, are you afraid Trump will be mistreated by the Gaspar Trump's party? Yes, the rising stars of the GOP came out in force. If anybody can get Donald Trump off today, it's America's lead defense attorney, George Santos. Who it's a Harvard Law and Stanford Law. Are you finally bringing legitimacy to the process? That's why we didn't do it? Are you finally bringing legitimacy to the process, George?

Go ahead. Wait, wait, wait, wait. George, tell us. George, can you talk to us about your volleyball career? Have you been to be one or all of your law? Which law to have to be? Which law has to be gotten, then you are breaking here to this? I showed up.

As first president of the United States, do you feel that you can actually handle the jurors' groups that's going out? George, George, talk to me about your body about George. After a productive conversation like that, I feel good about our nation's future. Jordan Clepper, everybody. Jordan, if nobody else is done at Jordan, I want to thank you for all that you've done because I know it takes a lot out of you. You know, Roy, I appreciate that. I'm looking forward to a nice rest. No, you gotta go back down there and get some more, we need some more of this

shit for tomorrow. Okay. You're the boss, the boss, the boss, the boss, the boss, the boss, the boss, the boss, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. Jordan, that. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan, that, that, that, that's. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan, thi. Jordan, thi. thi. thi. thi. Jordan, thi. thi. thi more. We need some more of this shit for tomorrow. Okay. You're the boss for this week. Jordan Clepper, everybody. All right, stay tuned because when we come back, Robin Thie will be joining me on the show. Well, well, I'm going to pretend the round on this paper. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is the creator and star of the Emmy-winning HBO series, A Black Lady Sketch Show.

Please welcome Robin Thiddy. Thank you. Oh my God! What happened? Bee! Oh my God, listen, I wore my Trump orange. We are reclaiming this color. We are ready. Yeah. No, it's what a day to be in New York. What a day to be in New York? What a day to be in New York.

It feels like Christmas and just prom, just everything wrapped into one. I drove by Trump Tower, they were screaming, lock him up. I was just really. I'm here for the trial, you know? I'm here for the looting. I need a TV. Yeah. No, that's fair. But do you really ever need an excuse to loot, Roy? Um, I think... Speaking of Trump. Now, the truth. I'm to tru. I. I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm the to the tru. I'm tru. I'm true. I'm true, I'm true, I'm true, I'm the the true. I'm true. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm tre. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tri. I tr. I tr. I tr. I tr. I tr. I tr. I tr. I tr. I tr. I true. I'm true. I'm here, I'm here true. I'm here true. I'm true, I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm try. I'm That's fair. But do you really ever need an excuse to loot, Roy? I think... Speaking of Trump, now, before you, before you got the HBO series, your journey through unscripted television show, I did. I did. I did.

To run down, shots out to that, where you quarterbacked a lot. No one in the audience saw it. That's fine. That's why it was canceled, you people. No, it was fine. Prior to that, the nightly show with Larry Wilmore, which is on the nexus, where you were, and correct me if I'm wrong, the first black woman hit writer in the history of unscripted late night the correspondence dinner. How much do you miss this world and talking about Trump? Because Black Lady Sketch Show, so much of it is about the black experience and just the unique perspectives that people may not necessarily look through what black women go through and what black women deal with from a funny perspective. Very Trump heavy. Yeah, not at all.

Not at least. How much do you miss? I don't miss it at all. I have to be honest, like, it's not like I don't keep up with the news, obviously I am. My mother's been in politics forever. Like, it's very important to me, but I don't miss having to make fun of something that has already made fun of itself so much. You know, but I truly, I mean, you have gotten me, It's actually your fault that I'm really interested in everything that's going on because your Gwinneth Paltro trial coverage was so funny. And I was like, I cannot wait, right?

So good. And I was literally on the edge of my seat, watching your take on it. And so I was like, what is this Trump trial going to be? Is he gonna just just just just just to just to get up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up and say the the to say to say, I up and say, I thi thi thi be? Is he going to just try to represent himself? Is he going to get up and say, you can't handle the truth? And then his wig falls off, like, what's going to happen? I don't know. But I'm excited to have you covering it.

I'm excited to have you at this desk. Well, thank you guys. Oh yeah, my program. Your program, Black Lady Sketch Show, enter in its fourth season. Crazy. It's so good, you guys. And not just in front of the camera, but all of the black women that you employ behind the camera. You're big on diversity. You're big on showing black women. Yeah.

And putting, and giving, putting them on a pedestal. In this era of so many other channels going, we don't tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, to tho, thi, to the. to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. And, the, tha, of so many other channels going, we don't know what diversity is. Where is the talented black women? Where do you find them? Did you hire all of them? We are? No, no, no. I did not. That's why it's a diversity problem. You hired all the that women. There are so many talent women out here and women of color. There's so many. There are so many. Peopleented black women out here and women of color. There are so many. There are so many. People, look, people didn't know who I was really told Larry Wilmore put me on the nightly show. People didn't know who a lot of these people are.

I mean, so many great people have come through our show. Everybody from Angela Bassett, who said to me, I did the show because no one asked me to do comedy. And I'm like, if you can play Tina Turner, you can do a sketch. You know, and so for me, it's like the talent from that level to little YouTube or Tick-Tockers, like I love, there's room for all of us there. And I find talent by opening my eyes. And that's what people need to do. They're everywhere. We are everywhere doing this in stand-up and improv and sketch on YouTube, on Tick-Tock, on all these platforms. So I think you just got to be willing to see the truth and let black women authentically

tell it. Don't write it for us. Don't write it for us. Don't cast us. for us and that it's gonna feel legit, you know what I mean? You can tell when a black person's like, oh my god, did you guys get the new Taylor Swift? I'm like, who wrote this? No, Shane. Taylor Swift has black fans, but I'm just saying, like it feels, our show, is that it feels authentic.

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What does this mean? So yeah, so she's a lot of fun. She's a lot of fun. People tend to scream see, see, at me down the street, which is great. Well I can relate to the character because I follow a lot of people like that on Facebook I'm so happy with Kagan. A black lady's a sketching s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s a thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. A black th. A black, th. A black, th. A black th. A black, th. A black, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to th. to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. to, t. t. te. te. te. to, te. to, the. the. the. the. th. th. 14th on HBO, HBO Max. Okay, we're going to take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this. Robert D'Ea, everybody. That's our show for tonight.

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