The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Sam Nunberg Loses It on Live TV | Malcolm Jenkins

Episode Date: March 7, 2018

A father teaches his son a bizarre lesson about bullying, former Trump aide Sam Nunberg has a gossipy meltdown on live TV, and NFL star Malcolm Jenkins sits down with Trevor. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Take a se people. Take a scene. Thank you so much. Welcome to it. Our guest tonight. Welcome to it. to it. Our guest tonight. He won the Super Bowl with the Philadelphia Eagles, Malcolm Jenkins is joining us everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so. to. Thank. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank you. Thank you. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Thank to. Thank to. Thank to it. Our guest tonight, he won the Super Bowl with the Philadelphia Eagles. Malcolm Jenkins is joining us, everybody. But first, the first, before we get into all the serious news, we thought, you know, tonight, why not kick off the show with a few fun stories about kids. So we start with a father who figured out an interesting way to stop his kid from being a bully. And nope, it's not a training scene scene th. th. thatatatatatat. that. that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, is that, is that, that, is that, is that, is that, is th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Thank, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, th. Thank, th. Thank, th. Thank, th. Thank, th. Thank, to. Thank, to. Thank, toe. Thank, toe. Thank, to. Thank, to. Thank, to. Thank, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. the. the. to stop his kid from being a bully. And nope, it's not a training scene from Rocky. This Virginia dad is going viral, from making his son run a mile to school in the rain after getting kicked off his bus for bullying.

Watch. This right here is called parenting, guys. If you don't know what it's like, here you go. Teach a child a lesson. You don't have to kill him. You don't always have to beat them. But sometimes it sucks for them, and that's what teaches them. So, uh... Well, it seems to be working. Dad says his son's behavior has been much better. Okay, I don't know how I feel about that. It's kind of a mixed message. You know, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong. to, it's wrong. to, to, to, to to to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, to, and, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, and, and, to to to to to to to to to to b. to to to to to to ba, to ba, the their their their their their their their their thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. too, too endurance train a bully? Like it's bad enough that he's beating up other kids.

Now he can chase them for miles? He's like, my dad try to teach me a lesson, but he just made me stronger! And by the way, I like how the dad says, you don't have to kill them. You don't even always have to beat your kids, you know? I mean, sometimes you have to beat the crap the crap the crap out the crap out the crap out the crap out the crap the crap the crap the crap to be to be to be to be to be the crap to be to be the crap out of them, but not always, not always. Okay, so maybe that wasn't the happiest story about kids. This next story, though, I promise you're gonna like. A moment of sheer delight captured by a photographer at the National Portrait Gallery, there was two-year-old Parker Curry staring up at the new official portrait of Michelle Obama.

And here's what she had to say when we asked her who she saw. A queen. A queen? Yes. Do you know her name? Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama, so you do know who the queen is. Yes.

Oh, wrong. Bionze is the queen. Now go run a mile in the rain. Oh, man. I can't wait until kids go to the National Portrait Gallery and see Trump's portrait, you know? And be like, do you know who that is? I'm be like, an assistant manager at men's warehouse? No, look at a picture of Melania, and who's that? A hostage? Speaking of the Trump administration, today there was yet another resignation.

I know, shocking, shocking. Chief economic advisor Gary Cohen quits today. Yeah, so I think at this point, the White House staff is just John Kelly and a fax machine that Jared isn't allowed to use. You know right now the White House has lost so many people, like every week somebody's leaving. And like forget the White House. If an Applebee's lost as many people, I'll think twice about eating there. I'll be like, something's going on, something's going on.

But let's move on. If you ever worked with Donald Trump, there are two things that terrify you. Spongeboth Thursdays and special counsel Robert Mueller. Because for Trump and his people, Robert Muller is a daytime horror movie. You know, he's methodically picking off your friends one by one, but only from nine to five. And yesterday, we were introduced to Mueller's latest victim, a former Trump aide by the name of Sam Nunberg, who was so freaked out when he got a subpoena from Mueller that he went on national television and lost his god-dame mind. During a whirlwind tour on cable news,

former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg insisted he would defy a grand jury subpoena from special counsel Robert Mueller. It unfolded live during several hours of rambling and breathless interviews on television. What do I have to hand over all my emails to a federal investigator? It's not fair. It's really not fair. They're not going to send me to jail.

You know what, Mr. Mueller, if he wants to send me to jail, he can send me to jail, and then I'll laugh about it. I've never seen anyone abandon a threat midway through. I swear to guard, if you punch me, it's gonna hurt my face. Now if you've never heard of Sam Nunberg before, he was an early aid to Donald Trump, who was hired and fired, and, oh, and then he was fired again, this time for using the n-word on Facebook. Yeah, which is shocking to me that someone got fired from the Trump campaign for being racist. Like, I thought they hired people based on that. It says here on your resume, the N-word. So when can you start to start?

So yesterday, Nunnberg decided to go on TV and tell everyone that he was not a snitch. And then, he started snitching. I know Bob Mueller. I know that whole tho, I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. their thi. their th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. th. th. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. th. N. th. N. N. N. th. th. th. th. te. today. today. te. today. today. today. today. today. th. th. th. th. th. th. th Mueller, I know that whole team, and they're right, and they probably have something on Trump, Trump did something pretty bad. Look, Paul Manifort, Rick Gates, crooks. They were crooks. I think Carter Page colluded with the Russians. Sarah Huckabee is a terrible press officer. Trump is the most disloyal person you've ever going to meet. I mean, do the way the way the way the way the way the way thu threated by Donald Trump? I mean, I hate the guy. Do you think I was talking to Corey and Hope Hicks?

I mean, while they were having their affair? Damn. Damn. You know, I know the stereotype is that women gossip, but every man who works for Trump keeps that like human wiki leaks. The women, though, they keep their shit unlocked. Like Kelly Ann Conway, never snitches. Yeah, you actually leave interviews with her knowing less than when you started. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Fort Knox.

Hope Hicks, she was communications director, and we never even heard her speak. Now you understand, there's a reason Black Panther rolls like this. Women don't. Yeah. Think about it. Think about it. Two years later, we're still looking for Hillary's emails, huh? Still. I see you, girl. I see you. The guys are all here. Because unlike Trump's women, Sam Nunberg is the complete opposite. He spent the entire day blabbing to any show that would have him. He was on MSNBC, he was on New York One, he went on three different CNN shows. He was so eager to dish that somehow he even ended up on The Bachelor. I wanted Trump to lose. I didn't care of Trump's loss.

I thought it would be funny. I don't even know what to say. Yeah. And that wasn't even the craziest thing about last night's tha's th Becker. Now, even for a Trump associate, Numburg's appearances were extremely erratic yesterday. You know, he was like if Fergie's national anthem was a person. In fact, it got so bad that one of the hosts on MSNBC brought out a lawyer to try and help him on live TV. And look at his face, look at his face, when the reality of the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation situation situation the situation situation the situation the situation the situation situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation their of try and help him on live TV. And look at his face, look at his face, when the reality of the situation sinks in.

I think your family wants your home for Thanksgiving and I hope you will testify. Is it ridiculous? No, it's not ridiculous, Sam Nublea? It's so not ridiculous. You'd rather spend possibly a year in jail than 80 hours going to jail. You think I'm going to go in to go in to go in to gonnnnnnnnnnnnn' to gon' to go hours going to jail. You think I'm going to jail? Sam

Nunnberg, Maya Wiley, Barbara McQuay, thank you for... That's the face of someone who suddenly realizes he's screwed. He's like, I'm not going to jail. Oh wait, I'm going to jail. I don't want to drink toilet wine. And so after five hours, after five hours of giving interview after interview about how he would never cooperate with Mullah, something clicked. And by the end of the night, Nunberg was singing a completely different tune. You know what I'm thinking about today, by the way, I was thinking, to save time, I've been advised against this, maybe I'll just give them my password, my email password.

Because what do I have to go... So then you're going to comply? Then I would comply, yes. Wow. So after five hours of a verbal card, to their password, one, two, three, or Nunberg's 69. So after five hours, it's one of the two. It's tho, the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thum, thum, thum, th. th, thi, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, th. th. Because, because, because, th. th. th. th. th, because, th, th, because, th, th, th, because, th, to, to, to, th. to, to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. to, tho. tho. tha. to, to, to, tho. to, to, to tho. to, tha. tho. to. to. an 80% chance it's either password one to three or Nunnberg 69. It's one of the two. One of the two. And I'm sure that Mullah appreciates that Nunberg might finally be willing to cooperate, but I'm not sure it's necessary anymore. Like Nunberg's gonna walk into Mullah's office and be like, okay let's do it. I have it all on my DVR. You can go home, man. You can go home. We'll be right back.

Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, TGID, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election, economics, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative.

Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back. My guest tonight is a captain of the Philadelphia Eagles, a two-time Super Bowl champion and the co-founder of the players coalition. Please welcome, Malcolm Jenkins. Welcome to the show. First things first, congratulations, two times Super Bowl champion. Yes, sir. That is an amazing achievement to have as a human being. And you did it with two teams that were winning it for the first time. I was watching the game. Tom Brady was all most people could think about, you're on the defense, right? Yep. You're seeing Tom Brady. the team tom Brady. Th. th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi th. thi thi thi thi thi to thi to to to to to the to to to the to to to to to the to the to to the to the the the the the to the to the to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. the. the. the. too. too. too. te. teate. teateate. tea. tea. tea. tom. tom. toe. toe. toe. to to to th. that were winning it for the first time. I was watching the game. Tom Brady was all most people could think about. You're on the defense, right? Yep. You're seeing Tom Brady.

Is the myth as frightening as the man? Or you're just like, now we got this. No, you got to get over the facade, you know, if you want to beat Tom, a lot. the trip. too. the too, their their people people people people people people people people people people people. their people. their people. their people. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t..........................................thing the whole year was we didn't care who we lined up against. We're going to do whatever we do. We show up, have fun, talk some trash, and win games, no matter who's on the field. And obviously, we got a lot of respect for him. He's by far the greatest quarterback to ever play the game, but doesn't mean he can't get beat. Right it would, doesn't mean he come here but that's true. When you, like you win the Super Bowl and then you're watching the fans

celebrate in the streets by burning Philadelphia down. Do you ever want to be like, do you guys know we won? Are you like, did you know? this is right after the game I'm on the field cameras and they're like you know what do you want to say the eagles fans? to the the the to the the the the the th. the th. the th. do the th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do thi thi. Do th. Do you guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys. Do the game the game the game the game the game their the game. Do their their their their th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do you th. Do th. Do th. Do you th. Do you th. Do you th. Do thi thi their their their the game, I'm on the field, cameras on your face, and they're like, you know, what do you want to say the Eagles fans? I'm like, I'm just trying to get back to Philly because I know the city is literally on fire. And by the time we got to the locker room, the pictures are rolling in, right, right. It's like, it's been a long time coming in Philly. So it's, you. Let's, you., burn your house, man. Burn your house. It's your business. Yeah, it has been a really momentous year for your team, for yourself in particular, because what's been really interesting in following your story is not just what you've been doing on the field, but what you've been doing off the field as well.

The name Malcolm Jenkins has become associated with activism that has really been moving forward. You've been making progress in the game. You protested during the national anthem by raising a fist. And people were like, what is this different to taking a knee? What were you protesting about? Well, my biggest thing was, is the same topics as Colin Kappenick, and what do you start about?

We're talking about police brutality, talk about systematic oppression, oppression, like our criminal, the criminal, the criminal, the criminal, the criminal, the criminal, the criminal, the criminal, the criminal, the criminal, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, talking about systematic oppression, like our criminal justice system, the unequal education, all of these things that played black and brown communities. The reason I chose to raise my fist is because I saw what happened with Collins' protest, it immediately got turned into a protest against the anthem and military because nobody really knew what that gesture meant. That's interesting. But when you look at history and you, you know, you see Tommy, against the anthem, because nobody really knew what that gesture meant.

That's interesting. But when you look at history, you know, you see Tommy Smith and John Carlos, everybody understands what the fist means and what type of issues we're talking about. And so to just keep things on subject and not allow my narrative to be misconstrued. That's why I chose that gesture over anything. And you went out and you did something, you know, which is interesting to see see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see so to see so to see so to see so to see so to see so to see so to see so the the th. th. thi their their thi thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the...... the. tomorrow. tomorrow. tomorrow, tho. th. the. the. their their their their their their that's why I chose that that gesture over anything and you you went out and you did something you know which is which is interesting to see so many NFL players have come together and said we're gonna do beyond just talking you said you were tired of hash tags you were tired of just talking about it so you said about creating the

players coalition with your fellow NFL NFL players and a And you got a commitment from the NFL for $100 million to help grassroots movements in black and brown communities and underserved communities. That's an amazing achievement. How did you figure out where you wanted the money to go and what you needed to do on the ground? Well, the biggest thing is we have been doing work long before this, the protest started and even simultaneously. And so once we got to this past year, summer of 2017, we had an opportunity to sit down with league officials and show them what we've been doing. This was our plan and this is what we're trying to get accomplished. And invited them to come and see what it is that we've been making so much noise about.

And we had Roger Gaddell come to Ph we took them around. First spoke with the police, we went to bail hearings and just watched how our criminal justice system works. We talked to public defenders, went to Germantown in Philadelphia, and sat with a group of grassroots organizers, and you got to hear these stories, you know, face to face and got to show them, this is what we've been talking about about And through those conversations and having other guys join and being organized,

we were able to sit down at a table and really shock the league as far as our preparedness and commitment. And they've kind of come to the table as well with committing dollars as well as a platform for us to really amplify our voices. Not only with the money, because the money is cool, but money has never changed anything. We really wanted their platform to be able to educate our fan base. We really wanted their legislative help to be able to push on the people that actually have control over the changes that we want to see.

And this really was a 360 approach, because I like that you didn't just talk to people who were victims of criminal justice, a system that has oppressed them. You also spoke to police, you engaged with police and to talk to them about how to get involved with the community on a grassroots level. You were working with people who cannot afford to pay bail and haven't committed a crime but have been held up in the system for a long time. When you look at the progress that you've made, there is still a long way to go, but what are some of the things you've looked at and gone, oh wow, I can't believe that we've done this much, this far in the journey. The biggest thing, the most proud thing for me, the thing I'm most proud about is being able to activate so many athletes. Like we've seen one-offs in the past where one guy is kind of standing on the mantle by

myself but you know we've been engaging with over 60 current and former NFL players that are all in some form of fashion been engaged in these issues and we're able to not only talk about it on a national standpoint but from a local standpoint. And so we're able to focus on district attorneys know, district attorney's races all over the country. You got Boston, Dallas, San Diego, San Antonio, all have races this year. And so when we talk about changing our bail system, cash bail system, where 500,000 people on any given night are in jail,

not because they're too poor to get out. They can't buy their freedom, changing that. And you talk about mass incarceration, juvenile sentencing. We're still treating kids like adults in a lot of states. And so the fastest way to approach that is to pay attention to these district attorney's races. And now we have guys in all of these different markets who can speak to their fan base, who can mobilize their fan base and talk about these things, talk about the stories and the people that impact. And a lot of times we see these as black and brown issues, which they are, but most of them

affect everybody. It costs us tax dollars. One in every three people over the age 18 in this country has some kind of criminal record, whether we arrest record or whii. white. That does not matter who you are. And so those things are costing us, you know, as a society, it's not making us any safer, it's not improving anything. So I think holistically, as we continue to teach and tell these stories, hopefully we can activate our fan base and really get some movement. Wow. It's amazing work that you're doing, man. When you look at the Super Bowl, there's one thing that comes with it when you're a a a a the champion, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, the the the the th.. And, th. And, the thii. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the the the the the the the the the the the the thi.a, is thin, is thin, is thin, is thin, is thin, is thooi.a. And, is thoi. Wea. And, is thoi. Wea. Wea. So, is a thin, is a th comes with it When you're a champion and that is you are meant to get an invite to meet the president of the United States at the White House Now the Eagles have yet to receive the official invitation right, but you you have said that you you would not go to the White House to meet the president Right, so the reason I said and and for me I've won a Super Bowl before so I kind of know what that is thi to to to th is th is th is th is th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that th that that the the that the the the the that that that the the that that that that to meet to meet to meet to meet to meet to meet to meet to meet to meet to meet the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that is that is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi that th House to meet the president. Right. So the reason I said, and for me, I've won a Super Bowl before, so I kind of know what that is like.

Right. Humble brag. Yeah. Yeah. You kind of come back. But it's a celebratory event. You go, we're in a big room. The president comes in, you shake his hand.

I'm not interested in a photo op, personally. But what I've always been open to, and what we've been doing, we've taken multiple chips to the Hill to speak to people who want to help us with criminal justice reform and all of the different things that we've been fighting for. That I'm interested in. So if the president said, come to the White House, Malcolm Jenkins, and then we can have a discussion on criminal justice reform, etc. Would you go? If it was serious in nature, then... Yeah, he would even have a piece of paper and he would say, Malcolm Jenkins, I hear you. Thank you so much for being on the show. For more information about the work, Malcolm has,

check out the Malcolm Jenkins Foundation.org. Malcolm Jenkins, everybody. Thank you so much. The Daily Show with Trevor No. Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show weeknights at 11. 10 Central on Comedy Central and the Comedy Central app. Watch full episodes and videos at the Daily Show. And follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for exclusive content and more.

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