The Daily Show: Ears Edition - SCOTUS Votes to Protect Abortion Pill | Maya Hawke

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

Jordan Klepper reports on Biden’s G7 Summit trip to Italy, Trump's first Capitol visit since January 6 and Grace Kuhlenschmidt offers a woman's perspective on the Supreme Court's vote to protect access to the abortion pill. Also, actor and musician, Maya Hawke, sits down with discusses her role in Disney's "Inside Out 2" and her new album "Chaos Angel." She reveals how she tapped into her own feelings to portray Anxiety, growing up with performer parents, and the different ways audiences can interpret her song "Hang in There."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Supreme Court lets women have some rights after all. So, let's get into it, with their ongoing coverage of Indecision 2024. This was a big day for both presidential candidates. This was a big day for both presidential candidates. Joe Biden was in Italy for the G7 Summit, where he met with a bunch of world leaders who are, believe it or not, even more unpopular than he is. Yeah, just look at all their net approval ratings together. That's right. Biden might be an American too, but in Europe he's a solid seven.

It's nice to know that at a time where so much divides us, one thing that binds us all together in our shared humanity is looking up at the person we elected and saying, man, fuck that guy. Anyway, at the G7, Biden signed a security agreement with Ukraine, he pushed for protection of abortion rights in Europe and built support for a ceasefire in Gaza. Meanwhile, not to be outdone, former President Donald Trump also attended an important summit with world leaders. Donald Trump has confirmed that he'll be appearing on the upcoming episode of Logan Paul's podcast.

It's just a new way. We got gifts. Oh nice, sie. Is this your mug shot? Yeah, can you move? Why are you against this? This is what we're reduced to. Ha.

I think we just found his campaign motto. Trump 2024. This is what we're reduced to. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you can kind of tell Donald Trump has no idea who Logan Paul is. Here's a shirt and a mug kid. Now, which kind of cancer are you dying of? Yes, Donald Trump agreed to be on Logan Paul's podcast and Logan Paul agreed to be Donald Trump's Secretary of Defense. So, then, after hanging out with influencers yesterday, today, Trump met with some people

who contribute even less to society, congressional Republicans. There's more breaking news we're following. Only moments ago, former President Donald Trump wrapped up his meeting with congressional Republicans up on Capitol Hill. It marked his first visit since telling his supporters to, quote, fight like hell just ahead of the deadly January 6th riot. Yeah, Trump was back on Capitol Hill for the first time since January 6th. And it must have felt like visiting your old high school, you know. Walk in the hall, so many memories flooding back. I remember Joey taking a dump over t t tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tak tak tak the ta the ta the ta the the ta the ta the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their ta. ta. ta. te. te.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. te. te. te. te. te. te. the the the know. Walk in the hall, so many memories flooding back.

I remember Joey taking a dump over there. Blake beat up a cop right over there. We tried to hang Mikey over there. Just outside there I told everyone to be peaceful. Such good memories. We should do this again. How about January? Now, this meeting was billed as a chance for Trump to discuss to discuss to discuss to discuss to discuss to discuss to discuss to discuss to discuss the the to discuss the the the to discuss the the the to discuss the the the the to discuss the the the to discuss the to the to to the to to to the to to the the the the to tooe, I tooe, toe, toe, toe, the the the the toe, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tape.e.e.e.eau.eau.eau.eau. too. tooeau.o. tooeau.o. tooe. tooeweau. today. today. I. should do this again. How about January? Now, this meeting was billed as a chance for Trump to discuss the legislative agenda

for his potential second term. So, let's hear how this serious, serious policy discussion went. It opened with members singing happy birthday to the former president because his birthday is just right around the corner. What? They sing happy birthday to him? They're not his birthday is just right around the corner. What? They say happy birthday to him? They're not waiters at a TGI Fridays. Isn't that embarrassing for everybody involved? A room of adults wearing suits saying,

let's discuss our agenda to dismantle the regulations that protect our environment? But first, who's the big boy getting a year older? And today isn't even his birthday. It's tomorrow. I mean, I know Trump has done a lot. He's a convicted felon. He tried to overthrow the government, but now he's celebrating a birthday week.

The man's a fucking monster. And the worst part is that Ted Cruz saying it sexy like Marilyn Monroe. Just good. There's gross. You can't unsee that everybody. Okay. Now that Trump is blown out his candles and made a wish, I assume to meet that three-boobbed lady from Total Recall. Let's get to that policy. Sources inside the room tell us it was a typical Trump performance.

Bragging about his polls, attacking Republicans who have opposed him, questioning why Taylor Swift would support a Democrat. Apparently, the former president made reference to Hannibal Lecter and said, nice guy, quote, he even had a friend over for dinner. At one point he even talked about Nancy Pelosi's daughter saying that her daughter had told him in a different lifetime, she, and Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump would have had a great romance. Come on! Does Donald Trump have nothing better to do at Capitol Hill than quote Jody Foster movies and Act out Nancy Pelosi fanfic.

I mean, imagine if you were a serious Republican congressman in that room, who came to work that day to get things done and make life better for your constituents. That person does not exist, but imagine how annoyed they would be. Now, to be fair, Trump did discuss some actual politics. As you know, the Republican National Convention is in Milwaukee this summer, and apparently, he just can't wait to fly in. Trump said, quote, Milwaukee, where we are having our convention, is a horrible city. Hey, I may not be from Wisconsin, but I am from Michigan, and let me just say, don't mess with the Midwest, buddy.

We will politely ask you to please stop and then thank you in advance, and that's a threat. Honestly, though. How does Trump not like Milwaukee? How does Trump not like Milwaukee? The two main food groups there are sausage and cheese. A salad just means the sausage has sourcrowed on it. But let's move on from Trump and Biden to the people who actually run our country.

The Supreme Court. Today they issued a ruling on the abortion pill, which religious activists asked them to ban on the legal grounds that they... Let's see. don't like it. Now traditionally, that's a compelling argument for the Supreme Court, but there must have been a gas leak because this time they made the right decision. Justices unanimously rejected a bid by a conservative Christian legal group to restrict access to an abortion pill used by millions of patients every year. The court's decision unanimous here, finding that the group of anti-abortion doctors

who questioned the FDA's decision to make it easier for people to get the pill did not have the legal standing to sue. Justice Kavanaugh writes in the opinion, quote, a plaintiff's desire to make a drug less available for others doesn't establish standing to sue. Yes, obviously. You can't sue a drug just because you don't want somebody else to use it. Like I want cocaine to be less available to Don Jr.

It doesn't mean I can sue cocaine. Now, to be clear, you can't, look it up. To be clear, the court didn't decide this case on the merits, just on a technical issue of standing. So anti-abortion groups still have another chance to get the abortion pill banned, which is nice to know that they at least they get a plan B. But because it's 2024, we can't celebrate even a small win for reproductive. It's nice to know that they at least they get a plan B.

But because it's 2024, we can't celebrate even a small win for reproductive rights without hearing about another step backwards. Senate Republicans blocked a Democratic bill that would have established protections for in vitro fertilization nationwide. This all comes as the nation's largest Protestant denomination. The Southern Baptist Convention voted to condemn the use of IVF at its annual meeting just yesterday. The resolution, which received about 60% of the delegate votes, supporting a decision in February by Alabama's Supreme Court, which ruled embryos are considered children.

Really? Really, Southern Baptist, you're against IVF? Don't you remember how Jesus was born? That's... Basically, the Bible version of IVF. It's wow that they were inspired to do this because of the Alabama Supreme Court ruling that everyone hated. That's like if you asked a comedian why they got into stand-up, and they said, I loved Kramer's set at the Laugh Factory. For more on these recent decisions on reproductive rights, we go live to the Supreme Court

with Grace Kulin Schmit. Grace. Grace, you, you were in court today. How did it go? Well, the judge let me off with a warning and they're taking my anklet off next week. No, I'm talking about the Supreme Court. Oh, right. Whoa. So the new update on reproductive rights is as follows. Women can get an abortion if they're using Mifaprestone and their state allows it or

allows it to be sent to them from out of state, but the abortion cannot be carried out if the embryo was conceived through IVF and the woman was a member of the Southern Baptist Church because in that case the fertilization should not take place to begin with. And that's the latest on what women can do with their bodies of back to you Jordan. Okay, okay. That is a lot to process at a single day and women must be feeling pretty overwhelmed. Are you kidding? This is my dream. I get to wake up every day and get told what to do with my body by a random group of people I've never met.

If anything, they don't give me enough rules. You want more rules. Yeah. Like, today I learned I shouldn't get pregnant through IVF. But what about through missionary? Or what about reverse cowgirl? sitting in a jizz puddle on the subway? Oh, ooh! Okay, just got an update from the Delaware Jehovah's Witnesses. They say that making a baby through missionary is cool if you're dating, but subway jizz puddles are not unless I'm fully married to the jizz puddle.

Awesome, thank you Delaware Jehovah's Witnesses! Okay, you want that to be dictated to you by the courts and religious groups? Well, it could be any random group, a local school board, a book club, the NBA. I don't think the NBA should weigh in on your reproductive rights, Grays. You're right. They're busy with the their their their their their their th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th think the NBA should weigh in on your reproductive rights, Grace. You're right. They're busy with the finals. But there is so much more about my life I need decided for me. I mean, I'm getting a bikini wax this weekend and I know they're going to ask.

Landing strip, triangle or Sahara desert. Oh, hold on. Yep. Okay. There's a bullying league in Phoenix that just weighed in. Landing strip if I'm going to a party. Triangle if I'm going to a funeral. I was excited about the landing strip, but my grandma is dead. Okay, I'm, I'm, great. Do women really need to be micromanaged this much by random organizations?

Jordan, I can't even focus on what you're saying right now. I have not pooped in three days. I emailed NASA to ask if I could, but they haven't written me back. What? For the, Grace, if you need to poop, just go poop. How? How? Walk over to the bathroom.

With what? With your legs, Grace. But which like first? I'm freaking out, Jordan. I need you or a group of astronauts to tell me what to do with my bottom. Okay, left, right, left, right. Yes. Left. Right. Yes. Left. Right. Yes. Yes. Left. Right. Yes. I love this country. Great. Great schoolage men everybody. We come back, Maya Hawks will be joining us, and they don't go away. Hey guys, this is Tom Segura. And I'm Burke Cricer. And you're listening to Two Bears One Cave, or you should be listening to Two Bears One Cave.

We are on Spotify. On Spotify. And we are not smart. That's an understatement But you'll have a lot of fun. Hopefully I think you might enjoy it if you give us a listen if you got your perfect blood work back from your doctor and you have full permission to tie one on make sure you check out two bears one cave. It's with me Tom Segura and my co-hosts Bert Kreiser the machine. My shirt off. Welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an actor and musician whose new album is called Chaos Angel and she stars as anxiety in Inside Out 2. Please welcome Maya Hawk. I'm a today. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, an inside out too. Uh-huh. You play anxiety. I'm the tooe.

too. Okay. So an inside out too. Uh-huh. You play anxiety. Am I cing that right? I've I've never heard of anxiety before. Yeah, it's a very sophisticated name. Not a lot of people know about it but yeah that you're pronouncing it just right. Yes, I've anxiety. Exhiate. Yes, that's exactly spot on. Exhiate. How do you go about playing anxiety? You're channeling and essentially an idea and a general emotion.

Yes, well it's interesting because they're both ideas and general emotions but also they're really well-rounded characters. For example, like within the movie Joy played by the fabulous Amy Polar cries. Joy cries. Joy is a full character and so are all the other characters. So it is a kind of a single emotion but it's also a whole person, which is a very weird thing to play. But basically what I did is that in my own personal life, I have a voice in my head going at all times, telling me all the things that I'm doing wrong always 100% and all things I'm worried about and all the ways that maybe I could improve the things that I'm worried about and kind the the the the thi th. th. thi th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thr-I thr-I thr-I thin, I'm thi thi thi thi. I have that I'm that I'm that I'm that I have that I have that I'm that I have I'm th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin thin thin' thin' thin' thin, I thin, I thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I thin. I thin. I thin. kind of correct the trajectory of my crashing plane. And I just kind of tapped into that voice and put it into the character.

So I didn't do any research. No homework. No scientific follow-ups, no consultations with specialists, specialists. Just listening to the guy in my head was like, oh no, it's not going to be okay. You're going to be bad. You're going to do a bad job at the guy in my head was like, oh no, it's not going to be okay. You're gonna be bad, you're gonna do a bad job at the show tonight. Oh yeah, your coat's weird, you're weird, it's gonna go really badly for you. You're doing great, but you really, you really brought that character out there. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Look, some of us have s. You just find the voice within and you let it out there. Exactly. You're playing anxiety and inside out too and your new album is called Chaos Angel. That's true. Is everything okay? Yes. Yes. Yeah I'm a sleepy. You're a sleepy. You're dealing with a lot of open emotions. I feel like does the idea of your album is very personal. Yes. And releasing it sounds, it gives me nothing but nightmares, the idea of releasing something so personal like that. Does that give you? Putting out your

edited journals? Yeah, exactly. Is that how you view it? I mean kind of, I mean edited and obscured, but yeah. But no, it doesn't really give me anxiety because I am not like like, there's no like public scandal that's the idea, but, but, the idea, the idea, the idea, th th th th that's, that's, th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it, it, it, thi, it, it gives, it, it, it, it, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it gives, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, the idea, thi, the thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, the thi, the thi, the the thi, thi, thi, the thi, the the idea, the idea, the idea, I'm not like, you know, I'm not like making a, there's no like public scandal that's being revealed by my record, you know, it's not like it's like a big... Is that a flaw? Do you wish you had that maybe one? I wish, I'm actually, if anyone's interested or open to offering me a public scandal to incorporate into the lyrics, I would be very open, I would be very open, to, th.. make me that nervous. I have always been pretty open with my emotions as a person. That's kind of a mainstay characteristic of my crazy inside-out house that's going on up here. My headquarters, so to speak.

But yeah, I'm just, I'm open with my emotions. I'm very happy to talk about things. And so I really am just feeling very proud and grateful to have gotten to make a record that is coming out and that, th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in about things and so I really am just feeling very proud and and grateful to have gotten to make a record that is coming out and to get to be in a movie this cool and like this kind of double rainbow of both popular, good and smart. Yeah, yeah, well said. I mean it is a remarkable thing to be able to both to act and also to do music at the same time you you you grew up in a to an to you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thing to be able to both to act and also to do music at the same time you grew up in an artistic household. I agree it is remarkable. It's remarkable, Maya, how do you do it?

I mean, it's just, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's extra lobes. I knew it. Did you ever growing up in a household that has so much art and artist? I I I I on Instagram and I feel like he's constantly telling me how to be a better artist. I love it. That is the vibe of his Instagram. He has transitioned from actor to guru.

Yes. Yeah. What is he, what is he going to tell me to do the grain and become like an actuarial scientist? No? No? No, I mean, I think the weird thing that people misunderstand about rebellion, and there are a few counter examples to this, but like, people don't normally rebel against fun stuff. Like, it does happen, okay? But rarely, like, it's only the really weird brother who's ever like, yeah, my dad was so fun. He took us the trampoline park all the time. And all he wanted to do was talk about rock music and trampolines.

And so I became an accountant. Like, that's an unusual thing. It's usually like the accountant's kid who's like, I'm the trampoline guy. Like, I don't know, from it in high school, but that was mostly because fun stuff, risky stuff, I was a nerd in high school. So the idea of drinking or doing drugs or actually having a sustained relationship with somebody was very scary to me. Very, what about a brief relationship?

I had a brief relationship. I had a brief relationship. I think is what happened. Okay, nice. This is too much about me. I'm hearing that anxiety in my voice now. You're like, you're bringing it up, you're bringing it up, you're bringing it up, Jordan. Huh. The first song on your album, Black Ice, Yes. It has a very interesting, moody beginning.

It does. Yes, can you tell us a little bit about that? Oh, yeah, it's weird. Yeah, it's weird. I'm worried for some reason. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, the first. Yeah, the first. Yeah, the first. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it. Yeah. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it has. Yeah, the the first. Yeah, the first. Yeah, the first. Yeah, the first. Yeah, the first. Yeah, the first. Yeah, the first. Yeah, I was taken to see a psychic because I had depression as a child. And the psychic was like a magical psychic who laid crystals around you and helped you talk to your spirit guides. Yes, it was a very normal childhood. In case anyone got the wrong impression from everything else about me, I had a really

conventional childhood. And so anyway, the psychic did this kind of long session with me., and the the thiiiiiii. And thi. And thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I had thi, I had thi, I had thi, I had thi, I thi, I thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, th childhood. And so anyway, the psychic did this kind of long session with me at the end. And they were like two dogs there and like three women. And they helped me talk to my inner spirit guides and remove my shield that was over my heart and do all this kind of stuff. And I have a recording of it. And the recording I only heard like 15 years later and was really taken aback by it, because it was both extremely positive.

And I was like, wow, I'm so lucky that I got to have this kind of help as a kid and help through my anxious teen years. You know, kind of like the way that inside out is focused on. But I was also like, you freaking weirdos. Like, why are you telling me that I am an angel? I am not and will never be. I am a disgusting little gremlin, and have been and always will be? And so it was like, because these women were really being like, you are an angel

in human form. You are perfect. Your job in the universe is to make other people around you feel happy and good. And I listen to as an adult and I was like, I don't want that to be my job. Which is go away. You're 11 at this time? Wow. I guess you have an experience like I need to become an artist and put this into words. Suppose so. Yes. Hang in there.

It feels like, it feels like a gift to a friend. That is basically the idea. I like, I've heard two different takes on the song. I like the idea that it's either a present me singing to a past me, comforting the past past, so it's like, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the, so it, the, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, it's, the the the the the the the the, it's, it one sounds cooler. I should have said the first one. No, no, no, I like both. I like both, and I will not reveal which one it is, or else I offer up the opportunity to accidentally reveal who the bad guy in the story is.

Ooh, I want to know. No, I can't tell you. This is the scandal that the people want. Fair enough. Smart. Inside Out, two opens in theaters, June 14th, and Chaos Angel is available now. We'll be right back. This is Tom Segura. And I'm Bert Kreischer. And you're listening to Two Bears One Cave, or you should be listening to Two Bears One Cave. We are on Spotify. On Spotify. And we are not smart?

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