The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Stacey Abrams Looks to Make History in Georgia | John Cena

Episode Date: October 11, 2018

Nikki Haley resigns as U.N. Ambassador on suspiciously good terms, Roy Wood Jr. looks at Georgia's gubernatorial race, and pro wrestler John Cena talks about "Elbow Grease." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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a scene. You guys remain, take a seat, take a seat. Let's get into it. Oh, I couldn't be more excited. Our guest to-o'-y-sette. to-be-we. to-srifice. to-see-in'-a-se. to-stonight is a W.W.E. Superstar John C. Nars here, everybody! And we'll be talking to him about his new children's book. That's right, his new children's book. But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. Yesterday, you may remember we learned from a new climate change report that the state of the earth is only getting worse. And if we're not careful, global warming thwarwar warming warming warming, global, global, global, global, global, global, global, tha, tha, th war warming, th war warming, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, and to, and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the th. tho, the tho, the the the the the the the th the th the the thean, the th thean, thoo to to th to to to change report that the state of the earth is only getting worse. And if we're not careful, global warming's catastrophic effects could hit us in just 12 years. And today, for those of you who don't like to read, Mother Nature prepared a little demonstration.

What's happening now, breaking news, eye of the storm. Michael makes landfall is the most powerful hurricane to hit the U.S. mainland in more than a quarter century, with winds clocking in at an incredible 155 miles an hour. Heavy rain and sustained winds pulling homes apart, flooding rivers, ripping railings from the ground, collapsing beach side homes, leaving a wake of destruction in its path. That's right, the Gulf Coast is right now experiencing its worst hurricane ever recorded. And they've named it Michael. And look people, I'm going to put it out there.

We need to start giving hurricane scarier names, right? It's like Florence. And Bill or Diane, no one is like, you guys run. Diane is coming. If you named it something like Hurricane Skull Crusher Bloodstorm, maybe people would get out of the way. Plus, then it would be hilarious if the storm fizzled out, because then on the news they'd be like, hurricane, skull brusherl frob bloodstorm

was one inch of rain and barely made landfall. Moving on to all the scary news, Halloween is almost here. And if you are an older kid planning to go out, you're in for a treat. How old is too old to trick or treat? Well, if you happen to be in Virginia in October the 31st, the answer is 12 years. Several towns in eastern Virginia have laws that make it illegal to trick or treat if you're older than the age of 12. In fact, it's a misdemeanor. And, and it's, and it's, it's, it's a their, th, th, th ththe-a, th th th thi, thi-a, thi-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, to, to, too, too, is a too, is a too, is a too, is a too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, is is is is a t, is a t, is a t, is a ttttttttr-a, is a tr-a, is a tr-a, is a tr-a, tr-a, tr-a, tr-a, tr-a, tr-a, tr-a, tr-a. tr-a, tr-a, tr-a, t age of 12. In fact, it's a misdemeanor. And it comes with a fine between $25 and $100, and it could also lead up to six months in jail. Yes, you heard that right. Some towns in Virginia are planning to arrest any kids who trick or

treat over the age of 12. Imagine that. Six months in jail for a 13-year-old who wanted to dress up. I mean, don't get me wrong. their their their their their their their thiiiii. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiol-s. thiol-s. thiol-s. thiol-s. thiol-s. thiol-s. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. It is is th. It th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It's is th. It's is th. It's thi. It's thin. It's thin. It's thin. It's thin. It's thin. It's thin. It's t. It's t. It's t. I's tooee. It's too. It's tooe. It's tooe. I's tooe. It's to dress up. I mean, don't get me wrong. The mug shots would be pretty dope. Uh, and getting arrested in a costume might not be the worst thing, because then at least when you walk into jail, all the other inmates would be like, who's the new guy, oh shit, it's Dracula! Look, I don't think I don't like the idea of me on Halloween opening my door, and then there's a group of 17-year-old kids standing there, right? That shit happens to me all the time. I open the door and they're just there, no costumes, holding pillowcases.

That's not trick or treating, okay? This is like a soft robbery, give their sneakers, Ithe fight continues over what kind of crazy shit you can bring onto a plane. A woman had to be wheeled off a frontier flight because she refused to leave her emotional support squirrel behind. The airline says when the woman booked her flight, she noted she had a support animal. She didn't say it was a squirrel and since a squirrel is considered a rodent, Frontier would not allow her to keep it on the plane. Oh, man. Oh man, I feel so bad for the squirrel. No, I mean, it's not a big deal for us humans, but he must have been so excited for that tiny bag of nuts. It's like, this is my dream! And this whole ordeal must have been so weird for the other passengers,

because you're on a plane and there's a squirrel, right? The only time you expect to see a squirrel on a flight is on a Spirit Airlines flight. Yeah, on the menu for 1295. All right, let's move on to our top story. The Trump administration, other than rampant chaos and cheeseburgers for breakfast, it's also known for its high turnover rate. All right, Trump officials leave so regularly, they don't even get the cards anymore, they just write their names on a little piece of

whiteboard. It's just like, yeah, just wipe off the Scaramucci and you're good. Come on. But even though people leave all the time, yesterday's news caught everybody off guard. The surprise shake-up inside the Trump administration, US ambassador to the UN, Nikki Haley resigning. A source close to Haley insisted she's leading on good terms. For all of you that are going to ask about 2020, no I'm not running for 2020, I can promise you what I'll be doing is campaigning for this one. I think she's helped make it a much better position if you want to know that too. I think it's become maybe a more glamorous position than it was two years ago, maybe I wonder why, but it is. I wonder why, but it is, this compliment brought to you by me too.

Me too, when you just don't know when to stop. But Trump's weird comment aside, look at the fun these two are having, right? Like, this is different. You never see someone leave the Trump White House like this. On good terms with Trump, scandal free, smiling. Like, like it's John Kelly who has them in a headlock like Kabeeb, just trying to get them out of the White House. It's like, shh, don't fight it, go to sleep. Go to sleep. You'll wake up in two days with a job on Fox News. In fact, Haley's exit was so normal that it's actually become suspicious. People are now speculating that Haley left because she wants to run for president,

that she's in debt and needs some of that sweet private sector money, or that she wants to get out before a serious scandal comes to light. My theory? My theory is she left because she had tickets to a star is born at the same time as a security council meeting, and you're not not not going not is born, so she just quit. That's what I think happened.

But none of that matters. What does matter is that our president, hashtag not my president, is sad because his ambassador is leaving. And of course, he's sad, because look at how she represented America at the UN. For too long, the Human Rights Council has been a protector of human rights abusers and assessful of political bias. What we witnessed here today in the Security Council is an insult. It won't be forgotten. The United States will remember this day in which it was singled out for attack in the General Assembly and we

will remember when so many countries come calling on us as they so often do. For those that don't have our back, we're taking names. God damn, Nicky Haley does not fuck around. Like, I can't tell if that's C-SPAN or Kill Bill Volume 3. It's just like, I'm holding grudges and taking names. Woo! Although I will say, I don't know if the United Nations is the best place to say you are taking taking taking from a random part of the world. She's like, all right I'm taking names. You, what's your name? Hadeshwaraf. All right, you know what actually? I'm giving names. All

all right, you're John. I'm not going to forget what you did John. And that kind of attitude, I'm not going to forget what you did John. And that kind of that their their tha tha tha thia thi that kind thi thi thuuuuuuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thate thate. thate. thate. that is that is that is that is that is tho-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a thu what's their their their what's their what's their what's their what's their what's their what's their their their their their their thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thi what's thi. thi. thi. thi. thate. thateateateateateateateateateateateateateateate. toooooooooom. to th. tha. You's thate. You thi. th. of attitude, that kind of attitude is exactly what Trump wanted for America at the UN, right? America first, everybody else lost. And somebody who's not afraid to tell other countries where they stand. Although I don't know if he rarely completely understood what Haley meant by taking names. And that was really the thing I think she did best at the United Nations. She got to know the players. She got to know China the the the the the the to to the to to the to know to the to know the the to know the the the the the the tre to to tre tre tre tre tre tre tre tre tre trea truu tru.. tru. tru. tru. tru. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. truuuuuuu. truuu. truuuuuu. truuuu. tre. tre. tre. tre. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru.tru.a. tru. tru.a. tru. tru.tru. tru. tru. tr names. And that was really the thing I think she did best at the United Nations.

She got to know the players. She got to know China, Russia, India. She knows everybody on a very first name basis and they like her. Wow, first name basis, everyone like China. It's almost like Trump is impressed that Haley knew the people she worked with. Right? He knows everybody she works with. So impressive!

It makes me think that Trump doesn't know the names of the people who works with. Like if he wants to talk to Jared, he just yells, bring in that weird guy with the face! No, not him, the other guy. So anyway, a very fond farewell to Nikki, whatever her name is, I wasn't taking names. The important thing is, now we want to know who is going to replace her. And out of all the people who have been floated, there is one in particular that caught Trump's eye.

I've heard a lot of names. I've heard Ivanka. I've heard how good would Ivanka be. The people that know that Ivanka would be dynamite. I think Ivanka would be incredible that doesn't mean I'd use, you know, I'd pick her because you'd be accused of nepotism, even though I'm not sure there's anybody more confident in the world, but that's okay. You know what I enjoy sometimes is watching Trump have an entire debate against himself? Like, he does, because he does as a president what we all used to do as kids.

Remember when you'd play with little action figures and you'd play both roles? I'd be like, I like Ivanka. No, that's nepotism. Screw you, she's best for the job. I know, but it's not right. Ah, okay, you're right. Let's kiss. M-m-gom-gom-g. Gm. Gnom-gom.

Gnom. Gnom. Gnom, gom, tm. I'm pregnant. To her credit, First Lady Ivanka quickly took herself out of the running for the job, which means Trump needs somebody else to represent him at the UN. And until they find someone, my suggestion is, they just get a giant gold hand with its middle finger raised in the air. Think about it. It's tough, it's glamorous, and it truly represents how Trump feels about the rest of the world. We'll be right back. Hey everybody, John Stewart here.

I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to the day the show. Election Day 2018 is only 29 days away.

And if you can vote, I hope you don't take for granted the amazing opportunity you have to get a free sticker. As a non-US citizen, I've gone broke buying those stickers. You appreciate them. And now one of the more interesting midterm contests is the governor's race in Georgia. It's between Stacey Abrams and Brian Kemp. And I'm not even going to waste time telling you which party they belong to because I mean come on. I mean really now. So here to help us break down the southern race is our very own Southern gentleman Roywood Jr. everybody. Sorry. Hello, Warren? Yeah. Now, this race is serious, Trevor, serious business.

And you know, I know many people think of Georgia as a red state, but nowadays it's a lot like old white people's feet, getting weirdly bluer and bluer. And that's mostly because Georgia's population is getting blacker and brownie. Just take a look at these pictures. This is a Georgia farm in the year 2000. Now, check out that same farm 18 years later. Significantly more megos in that second picture. Way more megos. and if those minority voters go her way, Stacy Abrams could become the first

black woman elected governor of any state. Any state. Which is ridiculous. It's ridiculous that it hasn't happened yet. I mean, we've had a time-traveling robot governor. Hell, we even had a warm glass of skilled, milkis governor. But we're still waiting to give a black woman a chance. Well, Roy, it sounds like right now Stacey Abrams has got people excited.

What do you think it is? Oh well I mean you know she's got a really progressive platform criminal justice reform more money for health care and education but for me a big draw is her resume. Abrams is used to being the first African-American girl to be valedictorian at her high school and got her law degree from Yale. She was the first African-American to lead in the Georgia House of Representatives and the first female leader in the history

of the Georgia General Assembly, and authored eight romantic suspense novels under the pen name Selina Montgomery. See? She writes romance romance. She writes romantic suspense novels with names like reckless and hidden sins. Those sexy time books should help her win a key voting demographic, the horny ass mama. Wait, that's a, that's a key voting demographic.

Oh my god. Oh my god, man. Horny ass mamas, man? They have lots of demands, too. Tax breaks on bubble bath, bringing back those really big wine glasses and funding to develop a candle that smells like Mark Ruffalo. Who? You have smelled Mark Ruffalo? I can't say that I have. Oh my God. Oh my God. He walked past me one time in the breeze. Okay, let's get back to the race, Roy. It seems Stacy Abrams could make history in the state of Georgia.

Maybe. First she has to beat Brian Kemp. He's the current Georgia Secretary of State. And even Republicans look at him and go, God damn, that's a Republican. I'm Brian Kemp. I'm so conservative. I blow up government spending. I own guns. No one's taken away. I got a big truck. Just in case I need to round up criminal illegals and take them home myself. I strongly support President Trump, our troops and ironclad borders.

And I stand for our national anthem. I say, Merry Christmas, and God bless you. Okay, okay, I've heard Republicans brag about the anthem and Merry Christmas before. But saying God bless you? That's the first time I've ever heard a Republican like, hey, yo, yo, yo, none of that gazoom type bullshit. We eat Christians around here. Also, also Roy, forgive me, but I'm confused. Why is Camp talking about securing the border? Like, is Georgia even next to Mexico?

No, no, Trevor. Georgia borders a much scarier place. Florida. And I'm not just shitting on Florida as someone who's from Alabama, let me tell you, all the states in the South, we hate each other. They all hate each other. Georgia thinks Florida is gross. Alabama thinks Kentucky is stupid and Kentucky thinks East Virginia is a state because Kentucky is stupid. So, so Roy, do you have any idea, and then who ends up becoming Georgia's governor? Trevor, it's too close to call. Right now the polls have the two candidates pretty much even. This race is a lot like an old white person's feet.

The more I look at it, the more I don't know what to think. Right with Junior, everyone. We'll be right back. Welcome back. Welcome back to the day show. My guest tonight is a professional wrestler, a 16-time W.W.W. World Champion, a movie star, and now author of the new children's book, Elbow Grease.

Please welcome John Sina! Thank you. Thank you. Last guy to get up. Last guy to get up. Last guy to get up. Last guy to get up. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

So everybody immediately shot to their feet. Yeah, this is going to be great. Because I either want to fight that guy or I kind of like that guy. And those two folks were just a... Looking around, kind of feeling the room out, you know, seeing what's going on, then finally... Thank you, last two people to get up. Thank you.

All right. Thank you for being on the show. This is great. So good to see you again. Congratulations on everything that you've been doing. I honestly, when I saw that you were getting into movies, I thought maybe that was the end of John Sina, the W.W.E. Superstar, but you show no signs of stopping. Well, I mean, they it's the end of John Sina in W. W. E. either. I kind of have to do a little bit of a juggling act because the movie folks are really leery about the insurance, but whenever I can come back, whenever I can come back to W.W.E. I certainly do, so hopefully there's no time stopping. WWE and I remember when I met John in person, when I met

you for the first time, was that the MTV Awards and I was sitting next to you at the table and you know you're sitting around people, there's people you meet all the time in this business, but I turned and I was like, I don't know, I don't know what you're going to be like. I don't know why. You just assume that everybody's gonna like slam you through a table or something. But no, honestly, you're not just one of the nicest person I've ever met, which is almost easy for people to do, but you were a man of many talents and many ideas. Like, you're teaching you say that, but you also spent the last five years of your life teaching yourself how to speak Mandarin. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So there's a crazy story behind that. W.WE is a global company. We're everywhere. We're in 140 countries, or close to 200 countries. We're across the world. We're not in China. privileged enough to go to there in 2010 to perform in Shanghai and I took a look around in Shanghai which looks like 20 New York cities. I was like, whoa, we

need to be here and I wondered why and it's just because the culture doesn't understand what we do and every other culture across the world understands WWE, good guy versus bad guy, storytelling, cheer, boo, whatever. They just don't get it. And they don't get it because they can't relate. They have no cultural attachment. So after I left Sharing High, a couple years later, we went back and uneventful, we had an event, but it wasn't anything special. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to be proactive about this. I'm going to start to learn to speak Mandarin,

because maybe if one of the cultural gap and WW can truly be the global company that it says it. So this has kind of been an experiment five and a half years in the making and I've still been failing. We still go over there only frequently every time it gets a little bit better and a little bit better but this is not happening overnight. I know it's not going to happen tomorrow and it's not going to happen tomorrow, and it's not going to happen next year, but I continue to work at it, just like elbow grease, I never give up and I continue to keep learning and learning not only about Mandarin, but about Chinese culture, currently filming a movie over in China with the legendary Jackie Chan.

So trying, trying to hopefully one day, and I honestly don't think I'll even see it in my tenured lifetime in the WWE. I think the WW's connection with China will be for the generation after me. So all this work isn't even for me. It's for the other guys so they can go wrestle in front of all those crazy, wonderful, fantastic cities and China. Right. You see, so this is the thing that I love about John Sina is that you've always been about, self self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, th and, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, isn't thi, isn't thi, isn't, isn't thi, isn't thi. thi. thi.'s a weird stretch that it was not about stuff. We don't talk about that time. We don't talk about that time. We don't talk about that time, Trevor.

But that's what this book is about. John Steena has written a book. If John Sina wrote a book in my head, it was always going to be about something that involved, elbow grease, and it's a story of a little monster truck who is in a family of monster trucks and this little dude gets laughed at because he's a small monster truck and he's electric and you grew up in a family of brothers were you the little one? Believe it or not, we were all pretty even. Wow. Yes.

That's like a family of yous? I have four brothers and there is a family of me's and we're very close in age and there was very very very period before I really started getting into physical fitness that any fight was a coin flip and there were tons of fights and I got my ass kicked and I did pretty good but it was like when the fight started you just kind of ducked for cover and who came out on top yeah and and the story is really cool because when I started I was like oh it's just gonna be a simple story about like oh it was a? I'm a the th. I I I I I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was just a th. I was just a th. I was like th. I was like I was like I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I got th. I got th. I got th. I got t. I got tot. I got tot. I got tot. I got tot. I got th. I got th. I got th. I got th. I got. But I know this sounds crazy, but you dig deep in like, there's like some emotional stuff in here where you like, you know when you're reading a book as an adult and you're like, this is for the kids and then you're like, shut up kid, hold on,

hold on, hold on. This is painful, this is powerful. Like, there's theems in here, there's like, sentence in there specifically that says if you only do things you're good at you'll never learn anything and just one blurb and it's a two-page spread and it's just the one blurb on the two pages if you only stick the things you're good at you'll never learn anything. So just one that's one that's one instance and that's something that like as an adult you can be like yeah yeah that's a good idea. You're a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, that's a good good. Yeah, that's a good. That's a good. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good. That's a good good good good good good. That's a good good good good good. That's a good good good good. That's a good good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. Yeah, that's a good good. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, that's a good good idea. It's a good. It's a good good. It's a good. It's a good idea. You as John Sina don't seem like somebody who has ever had to worry about being bullied. You don't seem like somebody. Are you kidding me, dude? Come on. Look at this?

You see all this? I usually have like a sweet $12 fade and I grew this pompad or thing out that's that's it's here but it's certainly not here. And the internet has had a field. This is just the most recent reason I've been teed off on the regular. the regular. the regular. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. th. th. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. It's, to, th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to, the. the. to, to, to, the. to, to, to the. to. thee. the. the. the. the. had a field. This is just the most recent reason I've been teed off on. Like I get teed off on the regular, which is great because you do stuff like this for young readers. And you meet a lot of young people. And man, being a young person and being an adolescent is extremely difficult. Because I remember when I was in junior high,

I wore the wrong can laugh at you and like as a kid I don't know how you handle it because 41 year old I'm like, that's funny. You know that's true that happens to people online is you read through the stuff and it's starting in. But you wouldn't think you would go through that as well. All the time. I'm like the most hated personality on W.W.W. Tele. It's been that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. that's funny. that's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's. It's. It's funny. It's. It's funny. It's. It's funny. It's. It's funny. It's funny. It's th. It's th. It's funny. It's th. It's funny. It's th. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's th. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's th. It's th. It's th.W. Television. It's been the most love though, don't you think? So that's what's weird and that's also why I continue like that support system and for everybody who's ever supported me out there I really want to say thank you because it's it's got me through a lot of tough times. A lot of touk sticky situations of being bullied and and facing negativity but but it stories like hey man you inspired my the thine. the the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the th. I the the. I the the. I the. I'm the. I'm the the. I'm the. I the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I thean. I thean. I'm thean. I'm the the the today. I'm thean. I c. I'm thean. I'm that's that's I met a young reader today that says you're the reason I tell my opponent's good game after every match because I want to show right right

because I mean hustle loyalty respect so to hear little things like that it it makes it all worth it so I get bullied all the time which is great because when when young readers are like no you're John Seen and nothing's wrong, I literally can tell them that, and it's awesome because it plays out in W.W.E. so I can say, hey, remember the match I had with so-and-so? Right. Remember listening to the crowd where half of them likes me and you can relate to them on that level and kind of I can bestow upon them like, hey man, just be true to yourself. And as long as you're comfortable in your own skin, those people are suffering from problems that they have and don't pay any attention to it. So it's really cool to be able to be able to send a message like that.

This has been one of the most uplifting conversations and interviews I've had you so much for being on the show, my friend. I hope I didn't ruin it, guys. Are you kidding me? Any, what, ruin it? You made it the best and love it. Although grease is available now, you want to read it, and then you can give it to your kids. John Sene everybody. Come on today. Thank you. Thank you. the.

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