The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Summer vs. Winter | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

Episode Date: May 27, 2023

“So I’m a summertime gal because your best family get-togethers, out here in the summertime, right? Also, my birthday is the ultimate summertime gig.” - Dulcé Sloan “Winter comes with a lot of the good foods, comes with a ton of indoor activities. If you're an introvert, winter reigns supreme.” - Josh Johnson It’s Summer vs. Winter this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. Original Air Date: November 3, 2022. Hold Up  is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDaily Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'll say this, sometimes as someone who is in the public eye, right? Uh-huh. And who is a performer. Yeah. People will make requests of you when it comes to how you express yourself. If you are a fan of a comedian, who, who the comedian, who, who the comedian, who, who, who, who, the th, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th to th th th to th th to th to th th to th th th th th th th th th when it comes to how you express yourself. If you are a fan of a comedian or a performer, mainly comedian, and you want to DM them, message them, come up to them after a show and give them a joke, give them notes, tell them about what you think you should they should change. Shut the fuck up. Put something in your mouth. I don't care what it is. And go away. You are the worst person. Because you are not a fan. I don't need your notes. No one of us need your notes. None of us are going to tell your bar joke to anybody. I don't need your notes. I don't need you. None of us need your notes.

None of us are going to tell your bar joke to anybody and don't get offended when you ask us, can I tell you a joke? And we say no. We write our own material. We don't need you. Also, if you were dating a comedian, you are not that interesting. The number of dudes that I've talked to is like don't put this in your act. Don't worry I won't. You're either a nor that I did put it in or you're annoyed that I might put something in or nor that I won't put something in and my favorite is because we've told men they're funny because that the ugly men have to go off of or even men want to be interesting right so we've told men that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus th thus thus thus that that ththe ugly men have to go off of, or even men want to be interesting, right? So we've told men that they're funny. That's why we have this thing about women not being funny.

The number of men I've had to say to me, I bet I'm funnier than most of your friends, sir, my friends have comedy specials, albums, tours. I feel like this... It would be funny to do this this episode as Dulce versus the Diopes. Well I can say I'm very annoyed by the amount of respect that I get in my DMs. Um. There's never a man trying to holler at me in my DMs. Ever. There's always some annoying woman. One good thing that has been happening is I've been getting lots of pitches in my DM for potential

episodes and I think you're going to like a couple of them. A couple of no one's sending me anything for pretend I would love that. Oh really? No one's sending I got a bunch of good ones and so we're going to have to start doing shoutouts on like on the specific person that's like, hey, we thank you so much to the person because I feel like some of them were so specific that was like, yeah, this is, this is great. Oh man, I cannot wait to hear about what are some of the ones that we're never going to do? I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's th. that's not th. th. that's not. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. that's not. that's not. that's not. that's not. that's not. that's not. that's not. that's. th. the ones that we're never going to do? I mean I don't see us doing DC versus Marvel. No one's not really going to happen. No, no.

Couldn't. Don't know enough about either camp. Don't know who's who. I don't know where Spider-Man live. Also, Michael Keaton is the only Batman I care about. That's a hot take. Bro. That's, wow. That's, wow. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not Keaton is the only Batman I care about. That's a hot take. Uh, bro. That's, wow. Before we get into like a Batman debate, let's tell the people what this episode is about.

Today is one that's actually very close to our hearts. Very close to my heart and my titties. See what I mean though about the like, like I, you know, I sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort to to to to to to to to to to say, I sort to say, I sort to say, I sort to say, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, I, I, I, I, the, the, the. theat, the the the. theat. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to to to to th and my titties. See what I mean though about the like like I you know I sort of said a thing and then you sang a thing you felt you know like you were gonna stunt on me in my face. I'm not trying to stunt I'm just trying to live my best life listen I got these nails done okay I have the nails of the the woman in Dolly Park and warned us about, okay? I am Jolene, Jolene, you get it? Yeah, no, no, look, I, I understand. So while you... Jolene? Listen, I didn't have a proper warm-up, so that didn't... Listen, I'm gonna have to come back on the next episode after I've had a proper warm up

because I just embarrassed myself. You know, I'm better. No, no, no, you're doing great. And tell the people what this episode is about and then tell them where you stand. This episode is about a conversation that I have on a regular basis. And a war that I have been waging since I was a we girl and the topic of today's episode is as if you didn't read it on the caption but for all of you who did not it is summer versus winter verano vers versus in Winter. Mm-hmm. Verano versus Invieta.

Do I know how to say verses in Spanish? No, it's probably versus. I don't know. No one's ever asked me. What I'm saying is, summertime versus wintertime. And since we know that Josh has a tendency to be wrong. Whoa. What side are you for, Josh?

What's how in my? I'm for winter. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! What do you mean wrong? What do you mean wrong? You are wrong. You are absolutely, categorically, in-core-fucking wrett. And I will tell you all of the ways right after this. Finding great candidates to hire can be like trying to find a needle in a haystack. You might get a lot of resumes, but not enough candidates with the right skills or experience. But not with Zip Recruiter. Zip Recruiter finds amazing candidates for you fast. And right now you can try it for free at ziprecruter.com.

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Okay. So I think that this time that we're in right now in the month is a perfect time to talk about this because right now we're in fall. We're in an equal split between the two. Okay? You know, we still have memories of summer and we still have a winter to look forward to. And for me, I think that winter is just the coziest, right? You're inside, you're snuggled up, you're eating some good, some good hardy food that's warm. You can't have that during the summer, all right? If someone made you like a nice, thick, full stew, you don't want that in the summer. You can't eat it. It's too hot outside. You don't want hot in your the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thick, full stew. You don't want that in the summer. You can't eat it.

It's too hot outside. You don't want hot in your mouth, okay? You can't be snuggled up under quilts, all sorts of covers and comforters. You can't be under blankets in the summer. All right. Snuggled up with a good book, yeah, maybe outside while you're roasting. But in the winter, you're inside, maybe next to a fireplace, right? All, all cosied up with a honey bun, you know? Literal or figurative.

And, uh, no, depending on where you live. What kind of honeybund you cuddling up with Josh? Josh out here referencing cuffing season? You Josh Johnson celebrate. Cuffing season. Wow. I'm not saying celebrate cuffing. I'm just saying if you with somebody.

It's nice to be with somebody when it's cold outside. You can snuggle up warm each other, you know. I will say the other thing that's really great is like any inside activity for a home body is only elevated in the winter because now there's no guilt about not going out and Outside your window depending on where you live you get to see the beautiful tranquil snowfall all right there's there's something about there's something about snow on the horizon that's just peaceful and beautiful, okay? Winter comes with a lot of good foods.

It comes with a ton of the indoor activities, if you're an introvert. Winter rains. Tell me you don't love mittens. No, nigger, I'm not six years. activities if you're a if you're an introvert winter rain supreme get to wear mittens tell me you don't love mittens no nigger I'm not six years old mittens are superior all right I'm tired this thing where you know as a black man I got to be so tough I got to act like I'll love mittens all right no I wish I had them all right now listen no one's asking you to be tough don't work. you you. you you. you you. you you. you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the tell tell tell tell me tell tell me tou tell tell to tell to to tell to to to tell to the to the to to the to the to to the tough I gotta act like I'll love mittens all. All right. I wish I had them all right now Listen no one's asking you to be tough Don't wow what? What? Oh, you know what a what is?

Oh, oh, oh wow Wow The nerve, the nerve, what, you know what a what is. I'm just saying no one's asking Josh, Ezekio Johnson, to throw hands. No one's asking you to do that. No one's... I'm not even saying throw hands. I'm saying be tough. I'm saying that sometimes, in life, especially as a man, you're expected to be a certain level of tough, where you only even like stuff. Okay, I hear that. There are certain I do feel mittens. Mm-hmm. Where do you buy mittens?

First of all, you don't buy many of them, okay? A lot of them are gifted to you by grandmothers? Women in your life that are of a certain age that left to knit. You know what saying? I hear you. Listen, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th think, I hear th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, I the, I the, I the, I the, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th an th an than, I'm than, I'm than, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean. thean, I don't the an the an age that love to knit, you know what I'm saying? I hear you, listen, I um, disagree with everything you just said. But... Listen, I'm wearing my best summertime dress because I've tried to keep hope alive. Yeah, you look nice. They get so much. This is, uh, this is a dress whenever I wear it on stage is to let white people know that I have white friends. Um, look at these sleeves. Oh, yeah, the, the sleeves, the sleeves, the sleeves, the sleeves, the sleeves have white friends. Um, look at these sleeves.

Oh yeah, the sleeves, the sleeves scream. Yeah, you know, I didn't enjoy midsummer. But I watched it, you know, to support the white community. Midsummer Night's Dream? Oh, no, no, the horror movie, midsummer that only has... Oh, I don't watch horror movies. It's hard enough out here, dog. I don't need my brain attacking me anymore.

That's what I'm saying. It says that. I'm not saying you did that. Oh, yeah, this dress definitely. Yes, I support. Yes, this dress definitely says, yes, I'll drink an IPA. Ugh, disgusting. Right?

Yeah, I called them IPAs for the longest. No one corrected you? No one corrected me for like a while. Yo, that's not even... Yeah, yeah, I worked at Trader Joe's. You went to Trader Joe's? That's where they're from. Yeah, I worked to trade jos for years. Oh, I know you went to trader jows for years. What I'm saying is that the fact that you worked at a

trader Joe's, yeah, where IPAs live? Yeah, yeah. And no one took the time to it out loud for somebody. Yeah I was just I was like living in ignorance but it never came up because in your defense they put an S on the end but the S is little. Also I don't know what the letters mean. Indian pale ale. Are we didn't do we mean like Native American? Oh I have no idea. I just I just know that that when it's spelled out, that's what it. Is there, is there, is there a beer making history? Among the Native Americans or the people of India? I have no idea, yeah.

I mean, I didn't understand it even when it was explained to me. I wished that I was right. I mean, at the end of the day day they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're still. They're that. They're that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're still. they're still. they're still. they're still. they're still. they're they're they're they're they're still. they're that. they're still. they're they're still explained to me. I wished that I was right. I mean, at the end of the day, they're still nasty. Yeah. I think you have to really be a white man to enjoy them. I truly think they're tuned perfectly to that palette. Because I've never seen anyone who wasn't one. Yeah, yeah, I don't drink so I have no idea. Oh I always forget you. No, I never forget you don't drink. I'm always like, Josh. I love imagining you at like a college party. Just being like, I don't. Oh yeah, no, I was standing there. Good Lord. I can't say, I don't, I don't not drink. Some of my friends was like, one of my friends was like, have you considered not like stopping drinking? And I was like, I don't drink enough to stop drinking, if that makes sense. I feel like I've only ever seen you try to drink the. I don't drink all the time. And. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that th. th. that. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I t t t t t t t t t t t t toda. t today try. to try. to to to th. to th. I th. I for years. Yeah, I don't drink all the time.

And if I do drink, I'll have one or two, I don't like being drunk. Now, I guess I'll ask you this then. Since you're on the side of summer, hell yeah. Do you still drink the same things in the summer as you do in the winter? I do the same thing year round. Year round, okay. So I enjoy soju year round. I enjoy a whiskey and soda, tequila soda, year round. If I am going to go for a fruity beverage,

your colladas, your daqueries, your margarites, it is usually warm outside. Okay. The only I will now if there is, now I will have a margarita year round if there is caso. Wow, okay. That, first of all, that makes perfect sense. I used to work at a Mexican restaurant, and that makes perfect sense, but also would not have, if you had not said anything, paired them together in my mind. You got to have a margarita if you're eating case up. You got you.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's like that makes so much sense. And looking back on when I would, you know, do the orders and when I was serving, yep. But also never put it together until just now. Oh yeah, because you need the acidity to bust up all that cheese. But then you need the cheese to help regulate the acidity that is... I want you to have your own cooking show because bust up is an incredible way to describe it. Bust up. Well, the thing is you can't, and you usually can can't get I did not realize this until I left the South but you can't get white case so out of like a couple southers like would you leave? Yeah, yeah that's true. Also I recently bought a knitting machine and now I'm out here making beanie scarf Josh what color be want, baby boy? I got a red color coming up. Listen, I've seen you in a beanie now. Look, look, look. I will take a red beanie, but if you

could make me some red mittens, hey, out here. All right. So you're saying if I can get you red mittens to go at this red beanie you would wear them. I would, I would not just wear them. I would sport their their their their their their their their their their their their their be their be their be their be their be. their be. their be. I'd be. I'd be. I'd be. I'd be their their their their their. I'd be. I've. I'd be their. I'd be their. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. the. I've. the. the. the. I've. I've. the. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. to. I've to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I've to. I've to. I've to. I've to. I've the. I you would wear them. I would not just wear them, I would sport them. There'd be Instagram post. There'd be a lot going on. Mittens and a matching beanie? I don't think I've had that in life. Now do you, when you want your beanie, do you want the little faux fur, a little poof on the top. What's the poof do? I guess I never understood. It's just for decoration.

I bought 60 of them so if you want one. A kid once told me that it breaks up the wind. And I was like, I don't see how that's possible. I don't think. But maybe. Wind breakers don't even break up the wind breakers just hold wind. Yeah. When breakers should be called wind catchers. But I get what you're saying then. So yeah it's like a lot of what you prefer happens during the summertime. Right. Also it's like I don't like being hot indoors and I don't like being cold outside, right? Okay. Also I enjoy sitting outside, you know I've got a nice ter sitting outside, you know, I've got a nice terrace, got a bath, so it's like, I enjoy sitting outside, I have patio

furniture, right? And it is much easier to sit outside. You know, you're talking about reading your books, people who are like introverts and such. I mean, I think introverts do the same thing year-round because they just do what they do. But if you're going to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit a to sit a to sit a to sit the introverts do the same thing year-round because they just do what they do. But if you're going to sit up and enjoy a nice, like, a couple weeks ago, I was sitting on my terrace, because I'm on the top floor so like I can see, like, you know, the sky is so big. Mm-hmm. I sit down there on my patio furniture reading the book. And if it's 30 degrees outside, you're thin' thin' thi outside, you're thiiiiiiiiii, th and th and I's thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, I'm, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I's th, I th, I's th, I's th, I's, I's, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, thi. And, thi.ean, thi.a. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And,'re not finning enjoying sitting outside reading shit Because you're you're dabbing an eye, you're dabbing a no So your thing you can't be your fingers to turn them pages, right? Yeah, yeah, also I'm a beach person

All right, that makes sense. So oh should we have to do an episode about beaches versus mountains? Like vacations? Yeah, yeah. I'm down for that because I have so many thoughts and feelings about that situation. Because we have to admit like a beach, it's like a summertime vacate. The mountains lost montaneas. It's really a wintertime gig, right? Yeah, it is.

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So like I'm team summer because it's you're out and about. You're seeing people. It doesn't to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to be like to be like to be like to be like the to be like the the the to be like their their. their. their. to be like their. to be like. to be like. to be like. to be like. their. to be. to be. to be. to be. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. tom. tome. tome. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. people. It's just the ability to It doesn't even have to be like a big trip like you could go on a day trip. So you could just be in a park You could just sit in a park then enjoy your day. You can have a couple of nibbles, you know a couple of nibbles, maybe some bubbly maybe some IPAs whatever you you're like enjoying when you're out enjoying a nice day. You can just do that. It's easier to do things in the summer. Just getting groceries is easier in the summertime. Getting, doing laundry is easier.

Just running an errand is easier in the summertime because you're not out here looking like the kid from a Christmas story. This is, I understand where you're coming from because a lot of the things that you're saying make sense for you. As long as I've known you, all these things have been true, so I get why you lean towards summer. But there are just certain things that, hey, you're not having hot chocolate when it's hot out. Okay, that's a beverage. I'm talking about sitting in the park.

No, no, no, no. I still say there are plenty of activities that you can go do in the winter. There's a whole winter Olympics for somewhere that's gets cold? Mm-hmm. But doesn't always snow. Like Atlanta, for instance, people do not know because somebody gave Atlanta the some white people in a fucking building gave Atlanta this nickname of Hot Lana and people think that it's hot year round, which is not true. Atlanta we get down on the teens.

I thought it was called Hotlana because of the people. No that was marketing bullshit. Wow, okay. Because when it came out we all went, the fuck we didn't vote for this? And they put it on everything. Yeah, yeah. And now every corny-ass person've ever met is like, so you're from Hotland? I know, bitch, I'm not. I'm not from a marketing campaign. None of us enjoy, all of us saw it and we're like, this is gonna be a fucking problem. Like no one's running around like New Yorker, like,

no New Yorker's like, yeah, I'm from the big apple like no one's doing this no one is doing that I'm not running around about calling a peach state I think for me the things that I enjoy doing the most are during my favorite season so because I enjoy an out an aquatic activity right you can't be in a body swimming pool when it's 40 degrees outside when your pool is probably frozen somewhat it's cold to shit yeah cold enough to kill you this this this is this is this this this this this this this this this this this this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is thi is thi thi is thi is thi is thi is thi thi thi theeeeeea they. they. they. they. the they. I is the probably frozen, somewhat. It's cold to shit. Yeah. Cold up to kill you. This is when it's important to have friends with indoor pools. Yeah, sure. That's why I think I could do a lot of hotels, like up north. A lot of them might have indoor pools. Yeah. More heated pool. So it's like, I can't say this summer.

Summer of 2022. I kept seeing it on Instagram. More heated pool so it's like I can't say this summer Mm-hmm summer of 2022 Mm-hmm. I kept seeing it on I got Instagram and was like yo This summer left like it had somewhere to be it did I thought it was just me I looked up and was like bitch is a September? Yeah, yeah, well, it was very very quickly and I thought it was just your girl, but everyone else looked up on my leg Oh Fuck I'm on wearing a jacket It was it's been it she she flew the fucking coop I don't get bills to pay and she was upset before she left because those were some heat Waves I couldn't even sit outside it was hot because I was like I love sitting out doors, but also I know that New York is hot wrong What do you be? I was that New York is hot wrong. What do you be?

I was talking to Mattel late about this and he completely understood. Okay, listen. So, first of all, it's building hot. It's not nature hot, right? Okay. So, like, I remember a couple years ago, I was supposed to do this thing called Ozzy Fest, and they canceled it because of the heat. And I called my mother, who grew up in Miami, and has lived most of her adult life in the Great State of Georgia, as you can see on my neck of loss.

And so, I was like, Mommy, they canceled this comedy show because of a heat wave. She said, girl, how hot was it? 105? 100, 105, how hot was it? I said, mommy, it was gonna be 94 degrees. And we laughed for 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah.

Because in the South we will have whole outdoor festivals Whole fucking barbecues and it'd be 94 degrees outside Why because it's nature hot and we got enough watermelon out here to keep everybody alive Okay, sit that baby in the shade come get some of these ribs we've been have a good day. Okay? Yeah, we got enough cold drinks out here Enough coke and that is any carbonated beverage we got enough water we got enough we got enough coffee we got enough? We got enough. We got enough.. We got enough. We got enough. to go enough. to get enough. to get enough. to get enough. to to to get enough. to to to to to to get enough. to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the to get the the they they 94 they 94 they 94 the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be 94? to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they 94 they 94 they 94 they 94 they 94 they 94 they. they 94 they 94 they 94 they 94 the the coke, and that is any carbonated beverage. We got enough water, we got enough, we got enough, we got sweet tea out here to keep everybody the fuck alive. In you.

I remember. Right. You grew up in Louisiana. And up here, first of all, the number of places that do not have air conditioning, because they love to call the South ignorant, but we have figured out HVAC. They wanna call us all kind of backwards and barefoot and stupid or whatever, these Yankee bastards, but we have figured out how to cool ain't home, okay? Uh-huh. The fact of my other apartment I had to have a window unit as a grown adult and I couldn't control

my heat came on. Which was also truly fucking disrespectful. I pay you American dollars with a comma in the bitch. Yeah. I got a whole apartment and my heat just come on when you say so. So now I'm just in here wearing the least amount to figure out how to take my fucking skin off. Because it's hotter and a bitch in here because somebody, you know, Dtime to figure out to take my fucking skin off.

Because it's hotter and a bitch in here because somebody, because you know, Dino don't turn the fucking heat on and ask nobody. So I'm a summertime gal because your best family get to get us out here in this summer time, right? Also, my birthday is the ultimate summertime gig. Yeah, my birthday is July 4th. Wait, Josh, when's your birthday? March 6th. Why do I know that? I don't really bring it up. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Josh Jebudiah Johnson. How dare? Yeah, I just I just let it you know I mean I think that for me and I truly understand what you're saying I'm not saying summer doesn't have a lot of amazing merits to it. My con with summer is the heat waves and

you're saying that New York is hot wrong, but isn't California having the same sort of concrete heat issue? California, first of all, is a desert. That's the main thing. Yeah, they don't have water. Yeah, I mean, the thing is they put that there, which is very confusing that they even did that. Yeah, I think at the time it was cheap land and so then they built there. Oh, that makes sense. I mean, it's not probably the best.

No, it's not a great idea long term. So like I've lived in LA during a heat, this is a weird thing about being in LA and a heat wave. Mm-hmm. There was one day where it was 108 degrees. And then the sun went down and it was 70 degrees. Yeah. And I was like, how do you not catch your death in this bitch? Because I've been in Georgia and it's been 92 degrees at 2 o'clock in the morning. Mm-hmm. The sun hasn't been out for hours and it's still not in the 90s. Yeah, but the temp has sense enough to regulate. Right, the temp has sense enough to regulate.

So like LA bounces around because that was a weird thing when I first moved there was like, okay, you know, it's, it's 85 degrees out here. We are here looking cute. And then at night time it will be 65, I was like, oh, that's why everybody in this bitch always has a jacket with them. Yeah, yeah. It's very confusing. And then when you get there, you're like, oh, I get it. So that's why everyone's clothes out here don't make any sense. Yeah. Because once the sun goes down, you don't know what the hell temperature is going to be.

But it's like your most fun activities are in the summer time. Also and I hate separate also you enjoy snowboarding you enjoy to bargaining you enjoy skiing it's not about snowboarding or skiing all right it's about having like a nice nature walk in the winter if I'm in the woods it's cold why are you up it's 30 degrees outside go inside go inside what do you mean you fucking freezing People act like you can't gear up for the winter You could be you could be so comfortable if you just gear up for the for the temperature in a heat wave there you can't take off the skin You can take off everything, but you be naked and still hot all right, but in winter you

You gear up enough and you're just comfortable. Until you go inside somewhere and then you're sweating your life away because that's the other thing about the winter time is. It's so hot indoors. Because I think... It's warm. It's just warm indoors. Everybody's fucking, everybody's not regulating this shit right. So like, I got on this sweat. Because like, that's why I learned to wear winter on

the outside and summer on the inside because you'll see somebody have like a full thick ass whatever a cable knit is what the kids say. Thick ass cable knit sweater? And they look cozy. Yeah. But now they've come inside a building. And the building is set to hell, right? I've been inside of bars that was too hot. When I was in Indiana over the weekend,

everywhere we went inside was too warm. It was too warm. It wasn't cold enough outside for as warm as it was inside, right? Uh-huh. And so, because the jacket that I brought was too, the coat that I brought a coat, I should have brought a jacket, right? In New York, you're like, okay, light jacket, jacket, jacket, the coat. Coat. So it's like there's like these levels where I like, like, like, like, I I like, I I like, I like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I was, I was, I was, th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm like, th. th. tha, tha, tha, thi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha, tha, tha, th. th. th. at. So it's like there's these levels where it's just like, you know, they all got a jacket, I got a light jacket, right?

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give you this snow is pretty. Mm-hmm. The first two days, and then it needs to go the fuck on. Snow needs to find it. Snow needs to know. Snow doesn't know when to leave. Snow doesn't know when to leave. Snow show up and be like, hey y'all, the first snow is very cute.

It's nice. It's cute. It's quiet. Yeah, you know. Okay. But too much snow, shutting your fucking city down. Okay? Mm-hmm. Remember the bomb cyclone that hit New York in 2018?

I feel like this was this was not team was not that crazy. If it was a bomb cyclone? Why did they call it a bomb cyclone if it wasn't so crazy? Because they were they were getting too hyped. It was just a fucking blizzard. We already had a word for a bunch of snow showing the fuck up. That's kind of where I was where I was like I heard bomb cyclone even I was like I this may be too much snow like like like. like. like. like. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the the the the the the the the the the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I they. I they they're. I they're. they're. I they're they. I they. they. they're the they're they. the they. they're they. they're they're they're they're they're they're they. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're even I was like I this may be too much snow like maybe maybe we're in for it right but then it hit and it maybe it's because I lived in Chicago for a while but it hit and it wasn't like all that wild to your barometer is different Chicago Chicago Chicago is egregious like Chicago they called it Siberia that one year because the lake almost froze over

it's a big ass lake. It's a huge lake. And then when you see the sky view, you see how far out of the shoreline that it froze. And I was like, oh yes, this is actually too cold. Is that Lake Michigan? Uh, let's see. Let's see. Which lake is that?

You live there for years and don't know? I wasn't really paying attention. Negro. Let me see, one second. One second. Hold on. I can look it up in a moment. Not a huge deal.

Nobody freak out. No one's freaking out. I'm just saying you should know. Everybody calm down. Yeah, Lake Michigan. Yeah. Why do you not know that? Because you know it's a great lake so I would just say the Great Lake. You would just not pick the lake. I'd be like, you know a Great Lake right over there. Because if there's Lake Michigan, there's Erie, there's Huron. Mm-hmm. Uh, what's, what's the fuck is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's like. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's like. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Lake Michigan. Lake Michigan. Lake Michigan. Lake Michigan. Lake Michigan. Lake Michigan. Lake Michigan. Lake Michigan. that's that's there's Erie, there's Huron.

Uh, what's, what's, what's the fuck is the? Superior. Mm-hmm. Which I think is, you know, being, just a little full of yourself. What's his other bitch called? Ontario. You never met him. You never met him.

Maybe it is. Maybe it ain't. I don't know, I don't work here. What I'm saying is, Chicago is the fact that you even survive, like one of my friends, who's a thin man, moved to Chicago a couple years ago, and I was really worried about him, I was like, you gonna have to get ankle weights. He was like, why, I said said because the wind has a name. You gonna get blown down the street like tumbleweed. So you're Nigerian and I'm made for this. You're not made for that. We're not even supposed to be here.

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hey, you're not allowed to turn my power off. It's the wintertime and it's freezing. And I was like, well, ma'am, technically, that's not a law in your state. You say, I say, because it's never been cold enough to pass that law. So it's not. Yeah, it's never been cold enough to kill you. Right, we're turning your lights off. Your lights are already, I'll try.

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Clearly a bad, you're literally making breakfast on concrete. Like the shit is not great. You should throw some home fries next to that bitch. Summertime here is different than summertime other places because it's like, it's just not right. Like all of your like just being. I mean the humidity for me in Louisiana during the summer was what killed me. It was like, that's because you always have pants and long sleeve shirts on. We probably just wet. No, no, no, even when I was just like when I was young and I wore shorts. Even then. The face was like walking through hot water.

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Back in those days when I wore shorts, it was just, it was still like walking through hot water. The humidity in Louisiana is a different, is a different boost. It's a different situation. That's a different campaign. Because the humidity in Miami, I'm fully aware of, just really, I don't care how many Dominicans you go to. That blowout, if you don't get it in that state, I took an Atlanta blow out to Miami and

it did not make it. My hair swole up like one of those fucking magic washcloths. Oh, God. Girl. Girl. Girl. Hair was done so. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh, God. Girl. Girl. Hair was done, though. You got to get your hair done in that humidity to fight that humidity. But the thing is when you live somewhere that's humid, your skin?

Ooh. Mm-hmm. Beach. Because that's what fucked me up when I moved to LA. It was so dry and I grew up in places with humanity, I had scabs on my face. Yeah, yeah, I will say here during the winter it does get extra dry. All of the things you apply to your face, but it was also really dry in LA because I remember talking to one of my friends and she just looked at me, she was like, bitches,

like everything's dry at all of it. The last thing I'll say about winter and in its defense is that I think that there are some things that can be debunked as summer things, all right? All you really need. All you really need for some good barbecue. I knew you were going to mention a barbecue. I knew you was going to mention a barbecue. Is to know how to barbecue and you was going to mention a barbecue. Is to know how to barbecue and to have the ingredients. You don't actually need sun to barbecue. All right. Do you want to sit up?

So you're saying, okay, okay. I think the act of barbecuing. Mm-hmm. And having a barbecue are two different things. Okay. You can cook meat on a grill. Yeah. Year round.

But having a bunch of people come over to your house. Mm-hmm. To enjoy grilled meats. Is easier. I've been to barbecues in the winter time and they don't hit the same. To enjoy grilled meats is easier. I've been to barbecues in the wintertime and they don't hit the same. Now barbecue in the fall? Early fall.

We're like when it comes nighttime and they're just like that slight crisp in the air. Somebody will start a fire or something like that. That I can fux with, right? Okay. Because a barbecue is something that, that I can fucks with, right? Okay. Because a barbecue is something that goes all day. And everybody knows the temperature drops at night, regardless, most of the time. So a barbecue when it's cold, it's like, bro, it was already cold when the sun was out. Now you want me to hold this chicken leg when it's even colder? So you're saying,

I understand eating barbecue and eating indoors in the wintertime. Yeah. But standing outside, eating potato salad, I'm not doing it. It's too cold. But it's not about being outside for me. For me, sometimes the outside is to the detriment of the barbecue. Sometimes it's so hot that I'm actually not having fun at this barbecue waiting for the meat to cook. There's a time and place to be in your house. And there's a time and place to be in these streets. And I know we're coming to the time in this trash city. where it's gonna be a the the to be a the the to be a the the the the to be a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the to be a lot to be a lot to be a lot to be a lot the the the to be in to be in to be in to be in to be a to be a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the treauu. trau. tra. tra. truea. truea. truea. true. true. true. true. true. to bea. thea. theato the time in this trash ass city where it's gonna be a lot of in the house. And that's why I got a knitting machine.

Mm-hmm. Because that's why Josh Johnson's finner, I'll be out here in a nice beanie, and a fresh pair of mittens. So do you want the poof at the top? I can make it, I can make it where it's like a real a the real the the no little kid poof at the top. Or we can have you out there being poof. I mean I would I would honestly take the no poof. And I don't know if this is too much to ask but can the inner lining be satin. I will figure that out for you friend. Because. Because. I then, if it's already satin in the oof, I'm wearing it like every day. You know what I mean?

I'll figure that out. I'll figure that out. I'll figure out how to make that happen for you because I need to make that happen for me. And I don't care if I got a buy a bonnet and sew it inside. Because that might be the easiest way to do it. It just gets the biggest size sat in bonnets. Mm-hmm. And sew them inside these heads. Look we want to kick it to you the listener. Tell us what you think because this is the first episode where I can confidently say that there is going to be a part two extension because once we get to beach houses versus cabins that's that's the in my mind the continuation of this thing like a mountain cabin beach versus all the things you can do it that they're beach versus the things you do. Listen I've been the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to the to to to the to to the the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to say. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I can can can't thean. I can't things. I can't things.ea. I can't. I can't. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the all the things you could do at that their beach, versus the things you

do. Listen, I've been to... You already described it with hate in your heart. I understand your bias. All right. Of course, this is the verses. I am, no, no, it's fine. I said my thing like, you know, like, you know, beached.

the inflection in there. I, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I said, I said, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. th. th. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. to, th. to, to, to, to, to. to, I've, beach houses or the beach or where and then you you had the inflection. I heard it. You had the inflection in there like whatever you do. You know I'm all about expression, okay? You know I am all about telling it like it is. But yeah, so we'll kick it over to the listener because if you have been keeping score, Josh is wrong a lot. First of all, first of all, first of all, check yourself. check yourself. You check yourself. Yeah, don't be check myself. You check.

Oh, you should blue check yourself. You should blue check yourself. Oh, you should have blue, oh I should be verified, because that what you're telling me? That I need to get verified. Because I'm so wrong. I'm so inappropriate for what I'm doing right now that I need to get blue checked. Yeah, yeah, because here's the thing.

Yeah, sometimes you win even I can admit it all right, but But sometimes it's real close All right, it's it's very close and then you still take a W like it's just owed to you like you just know it's not always that. You know, I mean, I feel like I'm pretty gracious when I'm right, you know, I feel like I feel like I don't even't even bring it up really, you know, and then and then sometimes you just what have you been right? Give me one time? I think I was pretty right for staycation versus vacation. I think I think I was on point. I think I came with facts. I think I came with figures and figurines. All right. You know what I'm so happy about is now you're just trying to start to sound like me. And that's, it's just ridiculous. And the last thing I'll say about this, because we're going to do this extra episode to extend it. So if you don't even have an opinion yet and you really want to be swayed, you can let me know that. You can let me know, hey th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. you you you you you. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the. the th episode to extend it. So if you don't even have an opinion yet and you really want to be swayed, you can let me know that. You can let me know, hey, Josh, you did your best,

but you're really going to have to bring it in the next one because I'm leaning towards summer. I understand, all right. But the last thing I'll say about summer versus winter is about a payoff. You know, you're out in the world. You're to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. the world. the world. to the world. the world. to the world. to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to to to to to to to to the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. toe. the. the. the. the world, you're getting to see your friends, going vacation, stuff like that. The winter, the winter time is about the grind, all right? It's about staying home. No, no, no, no, no. It's about staying home. It's about no days off. It's about doing, it's about doing what the other people don't see because you're inside grinding, okay? I was, I was in LA, I was talking some friends while I was in LA and I was,

I was telling them about the grind, you know, and I was telling them about the no days off. And it's like, look, you need to work until you can't work anymore. And if you if you want to be a summertime bug I get that too all right I get you on to flap your wings and fly and go all the places and stuff but if you really care about the grind, that's a wintertime thing. The winter isn't always fun sometimes it's hard and you need hard to grind you about the grind, that's a wintertime thing. The winter isn't always fun. Sometimes it's hard, and you need hard to grind you into the diamond that you are when it's cold outside. You want to be a frozen diamond or you want to be a like warm, warm little bikini top.

You know what do you really want to your life? Okay? I hate you just.this has been hold up but really it's hold up are you grinding okay. Hold up are you grinding okay. Hold up are you trying to take your life to the next level? Josh Johnson, ladies and gentlemen, he the they. I'm doing my best out here to bring you the great points and the way in which you can elevate your life, okay? All you need to do to get the rest of the blueprint is by my book is on Amazon right now self-published because I'll really work with publishers because I'm on a grind. Okay. Did they tell me no? Sure. But they also missed out on opportunity to grind with me all the way up. So give us your summertime wintertime thoughts. All right, put your grinds on social Where we can see them comment on any holdup content that you see on the daily show pages.

They're gonna be on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter. We're grinding all day. It's on every platform. Okay, if we're not on that platform that, that thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. th. So, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. So, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. So, the thi. the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. theuui. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their th're going to be on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter. We're grinding all day. It's on every platform. Okay? If we're not on that platform, that means that platform really isn't popping like that. And if you could find it in your heart to send Joss and message to let him know that he's a fucking miscreant. At least I'm not a miscreant, okay? Listen, by Josh Joss's book, Grin till you die. I wrote the forward for it because he wouldn't stop calling me. And, um, let's just, it's illegal in 15 states. So, just because he just believes-

Those 15 states aren't motivated. Okay. And he also believes in child labor. So, which I don't wholly disagree with. Look, let the kids grind. Hey, man, not every kids going to college, theat the kids work. Not every kids go into college. Do they need to be in a factory at the age

of nine? No. But put some hot but hey man put some step ladders here these coffee making machines at a Starbucks and get these kids on I'm so not a hundred percent serious. I'm just saying I've been working since I was nine years old and look at me. Look at me look at me. Mm-hmm. Look at me, look at this grind I'm doing, okay? Yeah, yeah. My mama has worked since 2018 because I've been working. Let me tell you.

Yeah, see? Get it, all right? Because I've been grinding, all right? I've been grinding since I was four years old, and what do I have to show for it? Only two to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to show to only two loans okay ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for listening to hold up Josh Johnson doesn't really have a book please don't go looking for it on Amazon you will end up buying someone else's book and I'm sure that title exists yes grind till you die I promise you you can find it so

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