The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Taylor Swift Causes Right-Wing Panic | Sasheer Zamata

Episode Date: September 13, 2024

Jordan Klepper looks at how Taylor Swift’s endorsement of Kamala Harris is sending right-wing politicians and commentators into a panic, why MTG feels threatened by Trump’s new 9/11 conspiracy theorist friend, and how Joe Biden befriended a Trump supporter. Plus, Michael Kosta joins Jordan on a unity ticket. John Leguizamo looks at the latest way Republicans are trying to suppress the Latino vote, which also happens to be a way to make people think Latinos aren't really American. And comedian and actor Sasheer Zamata talks about her Marvel Cinematic Universe debut in the new Disney+ series “Agatha All Along.” She describes the experience of having to sing in front of her co-star, Broadway legend Patti LuPone, how all the research she did into witches for her first stand-up special also prepared her for this role, and drafts her ideal coven of witches. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is the Daily Show with your host Jordan Clevers. We got so much to talk about tonight. President Biden joins the Maka movement. Conservatives are totally not mad about Taylor Swift and John Leguizamo is here. So, let's get into another installment of Indecision 2024. We are now just 53 days away from the election and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions. On the Republican side, Donald Trump has been flying around the country with far-right internet troll Laura Lumer, a 9-11 conspiracy theorist who Trump brought to a 9-11 ceremony yesterday.

A 9-11 truther and a 9-11 ceremony. Is that like an atheist going to Easter Mass? Well, I don't believe in any of this, but as long as you guys are having fun, you know? And if you want an idea of just how extreme Lumer is, Marjorie Taylor Green is calling her out for being racist. And not even in a stop stealing my bit kind of way. I didn't even know there was a level of racist above Marjorie Taylor Green. It's like finding out a movie can be rated NC 39.

Meanwhile, on the Democratic side, Kamela Harris is basking in the endorsement of Taylor Swift, who posted her support to her 283 million Instagram followers this week, which... Which... I'm sure the conservatives are taking it well. I'm allowed to criticize Taylor Swift. And I don't give a shit who gets upset. This is disgusting. If she wants to vote Harris Walz, she can do it all she wants,

but to say the reason she's doing it is because of Tim Walls' stance, an LGBTQ, FU, Taylor Swift. I guess I'll find someone else to go with me to the Aruz tour, huh? You know what, maybe I'll just rip them up. Who cares? Oh, they're easy. Just buy them on stubbub, guys. I'm sure not all conservatives are as mad as Megan Kelly. In fact, some of them went to great lengths to reassure themselves that Taylor Swift's opinions just don't matter.

We admire Taylor Swift's music, but I don't think most Americans, whether they like her music or fans of hers or not, are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans. Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine people relating to a celebrity billionaire? Someone who's been on Time Magazine or hosted S&L or been in a Kanye West music video? I can't imagine anybody being impressed with that. I'm J.D. Vance and I have no sense of irony. So who else in the right-wing ecospheria is completely unbothered by the Taylor endorsement? Here's a thing. Who cares? Okay? I buy music, or I go to a movie, because I like what the actor is, his acting, or I like the singer?

I don't give a damn what you think politically. You're not going to move me one way or another. What makes you think that the way you think should influence other people? You sing for a living. Just deal with that. Okay. Okay. A little harsh. But Judge Janine Pirro has standards. She's not going to be impressed by some celebrity

taking a political stance. That's not something that's going to excite her, ever. The Rock is delivering a smackdown on the Biden campaign. Okay, you know, look, you really expect Judge Janine to remember what she said four months ago. I'm pretty sure she's had a Pacific Ocean amount of white wine since then. You know what? It's honestly exhausting trying to keep up with the right-wing media spinning and its lies. And if you were paying attention yesterday, you probably saw this picture of Joe Biden where he's wearing a Trump 2024 hat. And a bunch of Trump fans called him senile and demented, which was mean, and also a weird thing to say to a guy for wearing your candidate's hats.

But I actually, I want to show you what actually happened in that moment, because, dare I say, it was a moment of actual fun. And what was the last time this campaign gave us something fun? They're eating the dogs. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

All right. Aside from that. Uh. Yes. Aside from that, yesterday, Joe Biden was at an event honoring the first responders on September 11th, and several people at the event were wearing Trump shirts, which frankly is a cool thing about America. I mean, nobody in Russia is meeting Vladimir Putin with wearing a Navalny shirt. You know? If they do, they're not leaving through the door.

So, Joe Biden not only didn't throw anybody out a window, he approached a man wearing a Trump hat, and the two of them kind of hit it off. Presidential hat, presidential sale on it? You're an autographic? Oh, sure, all of you. Yeah, I'm having your name? I don't remember my name.

You're an old part. Yeah, I know, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm a th, I'm slow. Stuart Park. You're an old part. Yeah, I know, man. I'm an old guy. And you're an old crap, right? No, you wouldn't know about that. What? I'll be old. Oh, I know.

Okay. See, that's sort of a nice moment. Two old men from opposite sides coming to share a laugh while neither of them run for presidents. And then it got even better. There you go man, I need that hat. Want my autograph? Hell no. You know my name. Come on.

I ain't going that's wrong. Yeah. Getting to a filthy. Yeah, I'm getting to do it filthy. There you go. Now, you know what? I'll tell you what. I will tell you what. If you ask me, you ask me, this is what you want from the President of the United States

when he meets a voter on the other side. He doesn't get mad at him. He doesn't try to hard sell him, he just shows warmth and a bit of empathy. And they did a remarkable thing you don't see among two people on opposite sides these days. They had a laugh. And with a simple exchange of hats, they're able to share something much more meaningful. Lice. Lice. Itchy, disgusting, impossible to get rid of lice. And that warms my dead heart. For some more analysis on this moment with Joe Biden and a Trump supporter, we turned

to Michael Costa. Michael. Thank you, John. I gotta say, I gotta say, I'm moved by this moment, you know, I thought this was a beautiful display of unity. I couldn't agree more, Jordan, and President Biden showed us that we can put our differences aside and find joy in our common humanity. And maybe think, Jordan, that perhaps you and I can learn from this, and maybe we

too could put aside our hatred of each other. I don't think we hate each other. Of course we do, shithead. Everyone knows. Everyone knows about our rivalry. You're from Michigan. I'm from the better part of Michigan. I'm a hot guy in his 40s.

I've got a forehead. You've got a five head. OK, you know what? This five head packs a mean head butt. Thank you very much. Look, the point is, perhaps we can learn something from President Biden and that Maga guy that looked just like you. Let's make peace. You know what, you know what, Costa, that is a nice idea. As a matter of fact, I have my lucky Kalamazoo college hat right here. And I know you didn't go to Kalamazoo, but in the spirit of Unity, will you wear it? Wow, you know, I actually got into K-Zu, but my parents told me never to settle, but today,

yes, I will wear your beloved hat. So, look it. You know what? I love it. I love it. I will tell you, that means a lot to me. Thank you. And in return, I'd like you to wear my hat. I love that. You know what? I'd be honored. Okay, and here it is.

So, that's for you. You know, I kind of thought it would be like a college hat, not a cowboy hat that says a boobs on it. This hat represents everything I believe in. And if you truly share my commitment to unity, you'll wear it. Okay, you know what? Well, if it's for unity, then... I almost forgot. You have to wear the rat tail that goes along with it. Why does it, why does a cowboy hat have a rat tail that goes along with it? It's a family heirloom. It kept my great-grandfather warm during the ice age.

OK, no. I mean, your great-grandfather did not use this to keep him warm during the ice age. Yeah, he did. Ice age four, continental drift. The theater was freezing that day. OK, you know what? Fine. thii. to thi. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. to to to the. to to to th. to th. th. to the. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to to to the. to to to to toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. to feel like you're kind of fucking with me. Oh, how dare you insult my serious attempt to cross the partisan divide? You know what, you can make it up to me by putting on this lobster bib.

I mean, okay, I mean, okay, but... Do they even have booob? Look! I mean, do they even have boobed? Look, I give you a normal hat and you're trying to make me look like an idiot. I don't think that's fair. You know what? You're right. In the spirit of common ground, I should wear the dumbest thing I own. Sure. Right.

Okay, so here it is. Here is my commemorative. Jordan Clepper will wear anything lobster bib. How did you, how did you even, how did you make them? Don't worry about it. Now let's look in the camera for a photo off. Come on, let's get in here. Look at this, right here. Democracy. Thank you, Michael. When we come back, John Lake Razzamo, we'll be joining us. Don't go away. This is the only one. Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.

I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to the Daily Show. We all know I've got great opinions, but I'm not the only one. Studies show that other people also have opinion. But I'm not the only one. Studies show that other people also have opinion. So, here with another installment of In My Opinion is our good friend, John Legwazama.

Yo, Yo, Yo, Yoh, what's up everybody? It's John Legwazamo here. Look, in two short months, America is going to be deciding whether to like Kamala Harris, its first woman, or Donald Trump, its grossest man. And I'm here because you know how every time they say that a bell rings and an angel gets its wings. Well, every time Donald says anything racist about a Latino, a handsome Colombian guy goes on the Daily Show. And if you watch the debate this week, you should know that Trump said a lot of shit about Latinos and immigration.

Even when he wasn't being asked about immigration. Even when he wasn't being asked about immigration. When it comes to the economy, do you believe Americans are better off than they were four years ago? We have millions of people pouring into our country from prisons and jails, from mental institutions and insane asylums?

They're dangerous. They're at the highest level of criminality, and we have to get them out. We have to get them out fast. Oh great answer about the economy, asshole. You're really, really nailed in. It's like this dude has immigration turrets or something. Do you want fries with that sir? You know what I don't want?? I don't want immigrants eating our beautiful cats and dwargs. And these days, Republicans aren't just stoking fears about immigrants committing crimes and eating our pets. They're saying immigrants are sneaking into our American elections.

Republican leaders are now calling on Congress to pass what they're calling an election integrity bill. The Safeguard American voter eligibility or SAVE Act would require registered voters to provide proof of citizenship and force states to remove non-citizens from their lists of eligible voters. We want U.S. citizens to vote, but we don't want illegal votes. Block illegal aliens from voting in our elections. Joe Biden and his regime are shelling out benefits to illegal immigrants like Oprah Winfrey

on her show. Everyone gets a vote. You're right, Lauren Bobert. You're right. You can't just casually give votes away. They're not like a hand job at a Beetlejuice musical. And just so everyone's up to speed, what this bill does is require everyone to register with a documentation proving citizenship like a passport or a birth certificate.

And maybe you're thinking, well, you know, if there's a big problem of non-citizens voting illegally why not try to stop it? Well because there isn't a big problem there isn't even a small problem there isn't a problem there isn't a problem at all do you need to hear it in Spanish nor I problem mo in Spanish, nor there are problemos. Data shows that non-citizen immigrants almost never vote. And why would thinking? Can you imagine what that person would be thinking?

Oh. Oh. Chingon. I travel hundreds of miles, pay tens of thousands of dollars, left my beloved ones, and faced hardships. No human being would ever want to endure. So all I could do was vote for Comptroller of Suffolk County. She said, well, this whole thing is just Republicans trying to suppress the Latino vote.

And you know why I think that? theyons' trying to suppress the Latino vote. And you know why I think that? Because of stuff like this. The New York Times obtained recordings by conservative activists saying that non-citizens could be dissuaded from voting by posting signs in Spanish warning against illegally registering. They also suggested purging voter rolls by searching for ethnic names. Damn.

If they're looking for ethnic names to pur perch from the voting rolls, I am fucked. I mean, John, what's with that weird-ass silent H? And by the time they got to the Legosamo, I'd be cabrones trying to write anti-voting signs in Spanish because I doubt they have any Spanish-speaking friends. They're just going to their clean ladies like, hey Consuelo, how can't you can't vote? And you know Consuo will come back like, oh, I got you, Papi.

It's ten-a-tengo a berga peke-pekena. Yeah, I said berga. They're not going to catch me. The sensors won't know what the fuck that is. Yeah, I said, Berga. They're not going to catch me. The censors won't know what the fuck that is. Oops, fuck they would know.

All right. So, basically, the only people these Republicans want voting is white people. So if you want to vote, your skin better be as pure and as white as cocaine powder. Ma, I don't actually know what cocaine is. I mean, is it white? I've never seen it. I definitely don't know what it smells like. I'm just kidding.

My mom's a big coke head. The point is that Republicans are saying illegal aliens are stealing our votes, when in reality, they're the one stealing votes by using racist fear-mongering to suppress them. And not only does this hurt democracy, but it also hurts real people, especially Latinos, because all the latest data is showing that hate crimes against Latinos are way up in America. And this bullshit suppress suppresses the vote and propagates false narrative that Latinos don't belong here when we do.

We belong here. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Thank you. Thank you. You make me feel like I belong. Thank you. You make me feel like I belong. Thank you. My own family goes back 500 years on this continent, bitch.

And we're almost done unpacking. just got a few more boxes left. So Republicans, maybe you should spend less time focusing on the SAVE Act and more time on try not to be Bergas Pekinas. But hey, that's just my opinion. John Lanzamo everybody. We come back to Shares the man. We'll be a gentleman this way, don't you know,

burdos. There it is for that. Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday. Listen to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is a comedian and actor who stars in the new Disney Plus series, Agatha,

all along. Please welcome to Cher Zameda. It's the year. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I see this. It's it. Which season already? It's been which season?

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Please please buy into my money money. I think so I feel like I saw like home depot skeletons in April Like I think they're really just trying to like get you to buy more stuff it is and please buy my spooky stuff. People want to be a little spooked out right now. Yes, I've been fearful for years prepping for this. But that's more of my own issue, I think. Now, I first met you a decade ago. I know, I know, right? Yeah, doing comedy. Doing comedy. Yeah.

Back in the day, back to the today, their thing much about means to share. But we were doing comedy at the UCB back in the day. And since then, you had S&L, you had a plethora of TV shows, now you're in the Marvel Universe. Yeah, too. Yeah, that's what? Do you miss those sweaty basements doing improv comedy? Do you miss those sweaty base? I do tho sweaty nights doing comedy. I do thi. thi space where you can like try and fail and do whatever you want and I do feel like it helped influence like the rest of my career. Yeah do you feel

the yes and ethos moving through it all? Yeah truly I mean I do feel like I I am pretty good at manifesting and like yeah I think because of things like UCB or where you can be like I just wanted to make this happen, I'll try it. And so like, you know, I really wanted S&L and I tried it and then it happened. And I, you know, I've been wanting to be in the Marvel Universe for so long and it does feel like manifestation, you say it, and then eventually it happens. Is that really how it works? You know, I think there's like other things in between, but like... Yeah. Because if it was just saying I want to be in the Marvel Universe, I say that kind of whenever

I can, and it has manifested zilch up until this point. Well, you're not a witch. I need to be a f-witch. Yeah, well, you joke about this, but you had witches in it. And this is pre-getting to be a witch in the Marvel University. Yeah, it's really, it felt very kismet. I was already doing a lot of research on which lore and history for my special. And I've just been like a fan of witch culture. And then I got asked to audition for this show and then I was like, did you guys know are you on a scale of zero to Salem? Like, where are you?

Don't burn me. Um, I would say like, somewhere in the middle. I have crystals. I don't charge them. I wish I was that person. I wish I was a routine person, but I just like, I forget. But like everything's in my house. I just don't use it all the time. I was given a witch candle that I had to burn every time I worked on a creative process.

Oh, that's great. This project I was working on. Did it help? No, I wasn't able to write any jokes. But I don't blame the witchcraft. Again, I blame my own lack of will power. There's some nerve-wracking elements not only in the content of the show you're working on, but there's, it's a great cast. But you're also starting alongside Broadway legend, Patty Lippo.

Yes, yeah. Yeah. Uh, wow. You have to sing in front a Broadway legend, Patty Lappo. Where does that rank on your stress level? I mean, she may us feel very comfortable. She's so down to earth and she was so game to be a part of this team and I feel like people were stressed about it, but she was like, oh just saying, honey, you're great. It was so nice and refreshing and it's funny because they didn't let us know that we had to sing for the show. Really? That was not a requirement. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th the the that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the to the to to to the to to the to the the the the the to to the to to to to the to to to the. They just like hoped for the best and

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What does that entail being a lizard at Disneyland? At Disney World in Orlando. Okay. Yeah, I walked on stilts in Mickey's Jam and Jungle Parade. I was a character performer. I was friends with Pluto and E.O. It's what, you have to say that. Disney will can get you. I was friends with Pluto and Eor and Mrs. Incredible. Wait a minute, you had to be friends with E.or? That guy's such a doubt. But he deserves love too. True. It's just hard. We all have yes. Yes. Give it up for E. Or. Yeah. A lot of sympathy for E. Or. Yeah. Was that was that a fun experience. that. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to..O. or here.

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dog you knew your acting was just that good when you're convincing little kids yes yes well done now if you had to pick your in a coven in this show if you had to pick your ideal Coven oh Of witches we got wicked with which of the West You got Sabrina teenage witch you got Kelly Ann Conway Like who's in your ideal coven first absolutely Angela Bassett as Marie Laveau first absolutely to you're? the tea. Okay. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Angela Bassa as anybody can absolutely be my coven. Um, I do love. I th.. the the wi the wi the wi the wi the wi the wi the wi the wi the wi the wi the wi the wi the wi the wi wi wi wi the wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi the w the w the w the w the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. Angela Bassa as anybody can absolutely be my coven. I do love Sabrina the

Teenage Witch. You just, so many hijinks. So many hijinks. The Sanderson sisters and the craft girls. All the craft girls. Just a big, big coven. Was there, there seems to be a bond on set in the coven that you had. Would that exist off set as well? Truly, yeah. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I do th. I th. I do th. I do th. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I do. I do. I th. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I was there, there seems to be a bond on set in the coven that you had? That exists off set as well? Truly, yeah. I mean, we have a coven group chain and we like text each other when there's a full moon and like, it's the check on each other during retrograde. It's really sweet. And I saw Patty in her play this week and which you should also go see the roommates. I saw Joe on Sweeney Todd. Like, you know, we still like bip and bop in and out of each other's lives, and it's really nice to have like a group of people you can rely on like that.

That's very nice. That's how lovely. Well, I will tell you, retrograde is not a great time, to me either. So if you guys want to check on somebody else I'm around yeah I think you still have my number I think I may have lost it's been a long time okay yeah yeah it's been it's been very long time it's very long time it's so wonderful to see you here and how well you're doing so share it's a made to everyone Ag is up all along from here in September 18 Disney Plus with new episode we're gonna take a quick break we'll be right back after it. Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday.

We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about the election earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. That's our show for today. Now here it is. Your moment is then. But over on MSNBC, the Swift enforcement was treated like a new peace deal had been announced

at Yalta. Now, my favorite mom was when Mattow read the entire Taylor Swift statement as if it was a Magnet Carda. Oh, they're not playing it, I guess. Well, it was really funny. That's too bad. You set it up. It was good.

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