The Daily Show: Ears Edition - The Best of Desi Lydic

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

The Best of Desi Lydic, from Foxsplaining to unmasking “Florida Man.” Desi unpacks Donald Trump's documents scandal and his indictment in "Desi Lydic:Foxsplains." Plus, Desi interviews real-life Florida men in her quest to figure out what makes the Sunshine State such a hotbed for bizarre local newsmakers and sits down with Emmy-nominated actor Yvette Nicole Brown to discuss how her new show "Frog and Toad" celebrates differences.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to Comedy Central. What is the secret document scandal really about? Why is it happening now? On a scale of one to the most innocent man who's ever lived, how innocent is Donald Trump? Well, I've been watching Fox News for 26 days straight, and I'm ready to fox-flame the biggest witch hunt since Dorothy skipped down that yellow-brick road with a robot and a furry. People, this wasn't a search, this was a raid. The woke FBI smashed the window and broke in and Merrick Garland took a bubble bath in Trump's tub and erased everything on his DVR. He was catching up on Abbott Elementary, Merrick.

What Donald Trump did was normal. Everyone brings work home, even when they no longer work there. After I got fired from H&M, I brought home an entire cash register. It is totally normal and not illegal. Joe Brandon's Department of Justice is out of control. Congratulations, FBI. You did it. You found Milani's top-secret underwear. Can I see it? Seriously? Donald Trump took documents? Documents? This is no worse than what Hillary did, which was terrible, and she should go to prison, which is why Trump should not go to prison. Do I have to list why it's okay that he has the documents? Okay.

Attorney client privilege, executive privilege, white privilege, diplomatic immunity. Uh, the cabanaul hearings? Trump is technically still the president because he never gave us two weeks notice. Double jeopardy. That's got to be a thing right? Seriously, we're prosecuting Trump on the espionage act. You're trying to get an American president on a French word? I don't think so, Pepepepew. No, uh-uh. No, no, no, no. No. America. If you are not so outraged that you forgot to pick your children up from school every day last week, then you are not paying attention. Where's the raid on Hunter Biden's laptop?

Oh right, the laptop is sitting at a five-star hotel getting a massage and eating caviar. From China. If they indict him, there will also be riots in the streets. Just like on January 6th, which was not a riot, it was a normal tourist activity, which is good, or bad. Either way, I will not be picking up my kids from school that day. Sorry, sweeties. This is just another deep state hoax and a major distraction from the real story. Joe Biden gave a speech when it was dark out. That's all for this week. by Merrick Ireland is a space elf. If they can do this to somebody as strong and powerful as Donald J. Trump, what can they do

to the rest of us? President Trump is joining some of the most incredible people in history being arrested today. Jesus, Jesus was arrested and murdered of the most incredible people in history being arrested today. Jesus, Jesus was arrested and murdered by the Roman government. I don't really feel right now living in this police state. Alvin Bragg is the Malga Republican of the year. He just got Trump's nomination. This is a George Soros funded DA and he has to pay his masterback. Go tonight, give the president some money. If you got any money to give, give it.

President Trump's indictment is an assault on America. The Democrats may as well have karate kicked the statute of liberty right in the cooch. I've been watching Fox News and chugging Logan Paul's energy drink for six days straight and I'm ready to Fox Blaine Trump's indictment. This is Stalin's Russia, Mao's China, Hitler's Germany, Tito's vodka. Mommy needs a drink. If they can arrest Donald Trump, they can arrest anyone who's accused of a crime. And that's a bad thing, by the way.

Did you know that the word indictment has a silency in it? For communism, why are they focusing on Trump and not on the rampant violence happening in New York City? I punched a toddler in the face face face face face I walk it around Scott Free. Please give Donald Trump money. $5.2. 75 cents. We live in a police state. Not the kind that BLM complains about. That's the good kind of police state. This is the bad kind. You know who else was arrested? Nelson Mandela. Jesus Christ. The Unabomber. Wait. So we can just go after ex-presidentsidents. the president president president president president president president president toxxxxxxx. tooom. to to to to to the the Christ, the unibomber. Wait. So we can just go after ex-presidents now, huh? Hope you got a good lawyer, Millard Fillmore. And this guy, Alvin Bragg, he's funded by George Soros? George Soros.

He's a radical election. Please money! George Soros. George Soros. Give them money! This indictment ensures that Donald Trump will win in 2024. Cancel the election now for the sake of democracy. You have open Pandora's box liberals.

Now some Republican prosecutors going to go after Joe Biden. Which is what I wanted before all this. But now, I still want that. I don't even recognize America anymore. Oh, I don't have my glasses on. Oh, that's better. Ooh, my car keys. Oh, just give him money!

Just go in your couch cushions and get him money. Anything you have. Just give it to him, give him money. He just wants money. He just wants money. Just give him money. Ha ha ha. And that's pretty much Fox News's take on the Trump indictment. George. So. the Everglades, your peepaw, and of course, Florida man. Police report before committing a sexual act on a tree, yelling he was a god.

Gisbeck's tried to start a fire with spaghetti sauce. Was karate kicking those birds attacked? Every week there's a new headline out of Florida. Wild, shocking, unnecessarily sexual. Masturbating at a bus stop, he was Captain Kirk. But have we ever stopped to ask the question why why why to to to to the question the question the question the question to the question the question the question the question to the question the question the question to the question the question the question to the to stop, told police he was Captain Kirk. But have we ever stopped to ask the question, why? Something's happening to men in Florida, and it can't just be a coincidence.

As a future Pulitzer-Wi-Politz a-Polid journalist, it's my responsibility to uncover the truth, to reveal what lies beneath the swamp. To answer the question, what makes a man, Florida man. Florida man, Florida man, Florida man, Florida man, Florida man, Florida man. First thing I did was them heavy backchanneling, mostly on Craigslist and Facebook. I needed to locate some of these real life Florida men. First up was Robbie. Last July, he ran into a liquor store with the live alligator for some reason.

Florida man, Robbie Stratton decided to bring an alligator with him while making a beer run. Yeah, I definitely regret it. It's, it'll stoop. Talk to me about the night that you became Florida man. Can't really tell you much about that night. There's too much alcohol involved that night. Not just alcohol, though. It's a, there's alcohol. But isn't there something that all Florida men share?

There's something behind it. Mental health issues? No, that couldn't be it. And this wasn't the only man affected. He's been hit with charges after pictures in this video showing him handling an alligator which he posted were seen by law enforcement. A real name Jordan Bedford, but I go by the alligator man. Okay.

Alligator man, what's the common factor among all Florida men? We all different. Well, I'm different from the rest. Because I do the wrong things, because I do the wrong things. I do the wrong thing in the right way if that makes sense. No. So you're not from Florida, so you don't understand, so you don't tha, so you don't tha, so you don't than than thi thi thi thi thi thattha, I thattha, I thattha, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, that, that, I that, I'm not that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, the tho, the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that. I. that, I. that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I'm that, I'm not that, I'm not that, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that. that. do the wild things. Anything you think of I'll probably do it. Like I tell you, anything? Anything? Anything? Anything? Well not anything. Well not anything. But basically anything when it comes to the reptile animals. Mainly the alligators though.

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Cool. And you're a pirate? Well, I'm a pirate most of the day. When I'm not, I'm a landscaper. What could a landscaper pirate possibly have done? A man dressed as a pirate is accused of shooting his gun on the seven-mile bridge in South Florida. So I took out my flint locks to shoot at the sun. Now mind you, there was no project-ozen. Yeah, you can put that.

Simply gum powder, right? Just put it away. Why do you defend what you did? Well, I defend my Second Amendment right to shoot, to to to to why not? How exactly did you become a Florida man? To become a Florida man you must first be a Florida boy and experience the life that it gives you as a boy to hone your skills to be, in my case, a Florida pirate man. Have you always been a Florida man? Ah, no. Originally I hailed from Chicago. Oh, so you're a transplant? I was then.

But since then, I've lived my entire life here in the Keys. What do you think is behind every Florida man? Must be in the water that we're drinking down here to drive us to what we do. It's a water conspiracy. And, uh, women. Women? Women? Yeah. They're the ones that drive you crazy. And while I was running away from these unusual men, I was heading towards some new ideas. There had to be a common thread. What was I missing?

There was something different about this state. So many Florida man's stories filling the news. Did Florida reporters know something I didn't? I went to an undisclosed orange grove to meet a very casually dressed journalist to find out. What can you tell me about these Florida man stories? I mean, I have my own research, but you just give me yours just to compare notes. Yeah, I mean they are true.

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basically any government document is available for reporters to go in and see. Police reports, for instance are all open for inspection. And that's when it hit me, the missing piece of the puzzle. By a guy th. She th. S. S. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. t. t. te. te. te. te. tea. te. te. te. te. te. th. th. the the, the missing piece of the puzzle. By a guy named Emery Red Cross. Shut up, shut up. That's it. What's it? It's the Sunshine Act. Yeah. It's not what causes Florida Man. It's why we hear about Florida Man. Yeah, pretty much. I just figured it out all by myself. I'm a fucking genius. Florida Man has been the butt of countless jokes. But maybe that's not fair. Well, this guy was pretty weird. The Sunshine Act makes it easier to discover Florida Man's stories.

But I was just scratching the surface. We may not hear about them as much, but it turns out there are Florida men in every state. We try to shoot the move. The dog shoots its honor. The emoji. And while Florida will always be America's Petri dish of batship behavior, the truth is, there's a little Florida man in all of us. My guest tonight is an Emmy nominated actor whose new Apple TV Plus show is called Frog and Toad.

Please welcome, Yvette Nicole Brown. Well, well, well, yes. I feel like they need to do that, uh, that video of Paul Red going, look at us. Look at us. Would you ever thought? Look at us. You have this incredible quality of walking into a room and just lighting the place up.

But you do. You do. You really do? You emit so much warmth and joy. What is your secret? Is it not reading the news? Is it pills, edibles? Can I get in on this? Well, there may be a little edibles. It is legal in California. You know what? I'm determined to not let what's happening in the world destroy me. And I don't want to be the problem.

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Listen, perhaps, it was a different time when Arnold Lobell wrote these books and we found out later that it was his way of working through some things that he was trying to figure out where the world said he couldn't be who he wanted to be. He wrote Frog and Toad so he could experience and show love in a way that he couldn't in real life and so it works as a tender love story with amphibians. It works both. That's right! Up to the viewer. Up to the viewer. to the viewer. to the viewer. to the viewer. to to the viewer. to the viewer. th and th and th and th and th and th and tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes, tooooooooes, tooooooes, too too too all. Do you want to tell everybody how we know each other? Oh, we do know each other. We worked together several years ago? Before the baby. Before the baby.

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A lot of people have five lines, but they don't shine the way you shine. And then you went so happy that I get to be here with you and get to celebrate this new moment for you on this show. You are so genius and I adore you. Thank you. I'm going to say, I'm going to sing something about you. Working on that project, you know, that was a series regular on this show. And when you walk in as a guest star, you don't know where to eat lunch. And you took me under your wing.

You introduced me to everybody. You made sure that I had someone to sit and eat with. And I will never forget that. And good friends. Well, it was my pleasure. And this is the thing. When you come on a show, it's your home. tell them where the bathroom is and where to eat. You did the same thing for me when I came in. She came to my little dresser room and said you need anything. She got me some double stick tapes so I don't come out this shirt. Oh everything's

great. It was my pleasure baby. I appreciate that. You are not just on frog and toe this show. Okay, listen guys, it is, anybody heard of the Golden Girls? Okay, and young people don't, don't do that. Now Golden Girls is a great show. Our show is called Act your Age and it is literally like a golden girl, thrown, the go-girls just th, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thi, and, thi, tho, thi, thi, and, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, listen, tho, listen, and, listen, and, and, listen, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,'s for everybody. Men, women, old, young. When I was 12 watching the Golden Girls just told my age, I wasn't a retiree from Florida, a white retiree,

but I still saw the humanity in those women. And you'll find the same thing if you turn to Bounce TV and watch Act Your H. It is so funny. It's you, it's you, it's Tisha. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, tha. I. I. I. I'm, a. I. I, a. I, a. I, a, a, a, a. I, a, a, a. I, a. I, a. I, a. I, a. I, a. I, a. I, a. I, a. I, a. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. t. t. t. A. t. t. t. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. You have great storylines. It is so funny. And they're your friends, right? They are friends of your life. And you guys, you guys watch Martin. You've seen my wife and kids, that's Tisha's show. And Kim as a comedian has been on everything.

This is the first time we got to lead a show because we're all black actresses it's been an amazing experience. And it's the highly rated show on balance. We debuted the highest, highest rated debut in history. That says a lot. It's a huge demand. We'll off right now. We took a little break because it's a try and there's apparently something. There's apparently something called NBA and people are playing

games or something. Never heard do it. I don't like football either. Yeah, I don't know what that is it, football. But it'll be back, we'll be back in June and we'll have nine more new episodes. You have time to catch up, you guys. Bounce TV, please watch us. I am, I have to ask you, yes, please watch it. I gotta ask you a political question. You are very outspoken democrat. You're an outspoken, Iaauoan, Iauoan, Iauoan, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, I, I, I, Ia, Ia, I, I, Ia, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. to. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. t. t. t. t. t. t You supported Biden. Biden just announced, are you booking hotel rooms in New Hampshire? This is what I want to say about the situation. We have a great president who has done a lot for us.

If we had the Senate and the House, he could have done even more. So what you need to do right now instead of worrying about, should he be running? Just get people registered and vote for as many Democrats as you can, you guys. this is, listen, we've already lost the right to choose. We can't read books. Libraries are being defunded. They are doing a lot of really crazy things to make life hard for all of us. And if you remember this, the infrastructure bill that Biden passed, all of them voted against it. And every time they need a bridge or something in their city. another. Biden's our guy, stay behind him, let's go. Let's go. When are you running for president?

How? You know it's so funny? No, it's so funny, Desi, do you know I used to think that you had to be really smart to be president? Well, there are no rules anymore. We know that's my dream. I grew up, Jimmy Carter was my first president. So I grew up under that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th and, th and, th and, th and, th and, th and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thi, thi, the the thi, thi, the the th. th. the th. the the th. th. the th. the the the the their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. th tooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. thi president. So I grew up under that level of decency and kindness. And so the idea that someone like Donald Trump

could become president just, ugh. So I would never say never, thrown. So I would never say never. Because I now know that we need decency in there more than we need maybe the smartest person. But it kind of be great if you could do both both you'll come back on this show and announce it here. Absolutely, I would come and announce it here. Absolutely. Yes.

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