The Daily Show: Ears Edition - The Best of Desus Nice as Guest Host

Episode Date: October 29, 2023

Desus Nice kicked off his guest host week with headlines about the House speaker race and DJ Envy's potential involvement in a real estate Ponzi scheme. He also hits the streets of NYC to ask "what makes a true New Yorker," and sits down with Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Grammy-nominated rapper D Smoke. Here are the best moments from Desus' week as guest host.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, TGID. Thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday?

I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. You're listening to Comedy Central. You're listening to Comedy Central. And, you know. Welcome to the Jail, the show. I'm your host, Dysus Nice. And, thank you. Let's hear it?

You're it? And for those of you at home who might be confused, I'm not Charlemagne. I'm the other black guy. Oh, that's how f-fied up, in which case I am Charlemagne. We've got a great show for you tonight, so let's get into some headlines. Republicans are trying to figure out a new speaker of the House. And surprise, surprise. Even Republicans don't like other Republicans.

On Friday, House Republicans dropped Jim Jordan of Ohio as the nominee in a secret ballot after his three failed attempts to get elected. He's out. At least nine Republicans are now vying to be the Speaker of the House, setting the stage for a new candidate forum tomorrow. Among the contenders, Byron Donalds of Florida, retired Marine Corps Lieutenant General Jack Bergman of Michigan, a majority whip Tom Emmer of Minnesota, who's backed by ousted Speaker Kevin McCarthy.

That's right, they got nine Republicans running for Speaker now. I'm gonna be honest, I kind kinda want to root for Byron. I feel like he might be my guy. I mean, no particular reason. But for real though, look at this group of contenders. It looks like someone put a bottle of Hershey syrup in the mayonnaise aisle. Yo, all these white dudes look the same. In fact, three of them are the same guy and you didn't even notice.

That's how similar they all are. If you ask me, Byroix could win this thing easy. All he has to do is say, vote for me and I'll let you say it. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Oh Oh I'm kidding. You know they already say it. Time for some financial news. The Daily Show is a serious show. I know some people expect me to come on here and do my thing where I just roast people by that I have beef with but this is a serious show. This is a serious chair, serious desk and now I'm going to give you some important financial news. So important, I have to put on my spectacles. I report on the serious financial news.

Popular radio host, DJ Envy, now distancing himself from an alleged multi-million dollar fraud scheme. Not DJ Envious. That was never on my radar. Go on. Federal agents arresting his longtime friend and one-time business partner Caesar Pina on charges of wire fraud, accusing him of a Ponzi-like real estate scheme that allegedly defrauded investors out of millions. Pena often appeared on the breakfast club, a top 20 I-I-Heart

radio show with millions of listeners and YouTube subscribers to promote real estate investment. He also held seminars and created YouTube videos with DJ Envy. DJ Envy has not been charged in connection with the case, but many of the alleged victims say they were influenced by his celebrity status. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Wow, DJ Envy is in trouble for real estate fraud. What a serious story. It's definitely not funny. There's certainly nothing personal that makes it funny to me. It's not like Rashon accosted me on the radio for making a little joke about him and his wife,

which I only thought we were friends. It's not like he called me Dickhead and then got so mad he locked himself in the studio for the rest of the show and then then then then then then then then then the building then the building then the building then the building the building the building the building the building the building th the building th th th th th th th the the thoed thoed tho tho ththen told the building security that was a threat. But even if that happened, that's all in the past. I'm just reading the news. Listen. And apparently the news is DJMV might go to jail for an alleged Ponzi scheme flipping houses in New Jersey. That's not hilarious. It's tragic because he's just a DJ. I mean there's no way he could have known he might have been involved in a Ponzi scheme, right? When I first got into real estate I called three people. I called Clue. I called Fabulous. I called Joe Button. Joe Button told me it was a

Ponzi scheme and I was gonna go to jail. That clip is not funny. We are not laughing at this. We're also not asking who's a dickhead now. I'm being serious. Look at these spectacles. This could have happened to anybody. Whenever I'm doing financial transactions, I also get advice from Joe Button, Fabulous, and DJ Klu. Everybody knows are the Lehman Brothers of Hip Hop. And look, I don't want envy to go to prison.

I mean, imagine getting locked up for one of the coini the cornest cornes This is a property brothers-ass crime. Forget the bloods, he's going to have to join the house hunters. But again, I'm just doing the news, and the news is that DJ envies a DJ, a man who turns tables, and now, the tables have turned. the tables have things off with big news about the speaker race in Congress. After spending three weeks on the dating scene, Republicans are finally swiping right, far right. Breaking news out of Washington, House lawmakers finally elected the next speaker of the house. After 22 days, 14 candidates and four nominees, House Republicans united to elect

Congressman Mike Johnson of Louisiana, the new Speaker of the House. Republicans finally named conservative Congressman Mike Johnson. And it's about time. That's right. America's new Speaker of the House is some dude named Mike Johnson. I'll be honest, that sounds like the name you give a hotel when you're checking in after having an affair. Hey, uh, my name is a, uh, my name is a, uh, my, my, the, the, the, conservative, the, the, the, conservative, conservative, the, the, conservative, the, the, conservative, conservative, the, conservative, the, conservative, the, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, the, conservative, conservative, the, conservative, conservative, conservative, the, conservative, conservative, uh, uh, uh, uh, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, uh, conservative conservative, conservative conservative conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, conservative, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the th. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the, the, the, that sounds like the name you give a hotel when you're checking in after having an affair.

Hey, my name is Mike Johnson. You went rooms by the hour? Now if you don't know Mike Johnson, don't worry. Nobody else does. But what we do know is that he wants nationwide limits on abortion. He wants to criminalize gay sex. And he even wants to ban reggaeton. All right, I'm lying on the last one.

But that seems like this vibe because it comes off as a dick. And the one other thing people know about this dude. He was one of the main guys trying to steal the election for Donald Trump. But apparently he doesn't want to talk about that anymore. Johnson is a staunch Trump ally who recruited Republicans to sign on to efforts to overturn the 2020 election. I asked him if he stands by that vote. Mr. Johnson, you helped me the efforts to overturn the 2020 election results. All right, someone come get their job. So at first when I saw that reaction, I was like, damn, that was a lot. then I learned the reporter who asked the question.

So, at first when I saw that reaction, I was like, damn, that was a lot. But then I learned the reporter who asked the question was black. That in order to make a little more sense. Especially when I found out the shut up lady is named Virginia, and she represents North Carolina. That's a lot of Southern heritage right there. I bet you she was born in some small town named Plantationville or something.

Where was she born? Oh. Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, she from the BX? Hmm. BX so X? Hmm. Wow. BX all day? Wait.

Yo, I remember her. Yo, she used to be on the block. That's Jenny from 149, yo! We went to high school together. She got an oldest shit. Oh, man, I see you at the reunion, though. Let's kick things off with the Supreme Court Justice, who's accepted more gifts thgifts gifts Kids. Clarence Thomas! So every day

there's a new story about Thomas accepting lavish gifts from his rich ass friends and not reporting any of it. And now Thomas is in more hot water because someone bought him a jacuzzi. I'm just kidding. It was an RV. Clarence Thomas has been an RV evangelist for decades. Traveling the country in a 40-foot luxury motor coach that he purchased in 1999 after borrowing more than a quarter of a million dollars from a wealthy friend. But a new report from Democrats on the Senate Finance Committee, alleges Thomas's friend forgave a substantial amount of that

massive loan. And nine years later, his friend forgave all the debt. The IRS considers debt forgiveness as a form of income, but Thomas never reported it on his financial disclosure forms, a likely violation of federal ethics rules. And he never reported it on his tax returns, potentially owing money to the IRS. His longtime friend Anthony Welters, who loaned him that money. He is defending this arrangement, saying, quote, I loaned a friend money. We've all been on one side of the other of that equation.

Hmm? No, we have not. I've never had a friend just give me, I don't know, $250,000? Hell, last week I bummed a cigarette from my guy Tommy. He sent me a Venmo request. I do have a question for Clarence's rich friend. Um, you want hang some time? Yo, let's catch a Knicks game. I got court-sized seats to be paid for them.

But Loki, I'm disappointed in Clarence. If you're going to take a bribe, it should be extravagant, like gold bars and diamonds. This is depressing. You better end abortion because you want someone else to let you drive a bus? Also they said that driving RV is Clarence Thomas' favorite thing in the world. Look at my man's face. This is what Clarence Thomas looks like when he's happy. I'm enjoying this. Hooray.

Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting, you'll be saying to yourself, TGID. Thank God it's Thursday. We're gonna be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me, the election, economics, earnings calls.

What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Now, if you know anything about me, I am a real New Yorker.

So I hit the street to find out. Now if you know anything about me, I am a real New Yorker. But I don't know if any of y'all are real New Yorkers. So I hit the street to find out. Yeah, what up. It's your boy, Jesus Nice. We're here in New York City talking to New Yorkers about what makes them a real New Yorker. We're going to find out if it's about being born here versus the experience you had here. You consider yourself a real New Yorker? Definitely, yes. Were you born here? I was born here. Four Green, Brooklyn, Brooklyn Hospital.

That's how you know he's a real New Yorker. He told me the hospital. I did not ask him. Okay, this is what we do. We are no-nocker. Are you a New Yorker? Or is it just the whole experience? Really, the whole experience?

I mean, even this itself is an experience I would consider, yeah. What do you feel is the most New York thing you've ever seen? Probably when Jay-Ze brok. Burrow has the worst guys? The worst guys? I would say the Bronx. How do you catch the street? What's wrong with the Bronx? I just feel like the Bronx is dirty, no offense? What about uptown in the Bronx? You ever been?

I don't freak with the Bronx, bro. He even go with the Bronx. It's just far, bro. It's far, it's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's far. It's a far. It's a far. It's a far. It's a far. It's a far. It's a far. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's far. It's far. I's far. I's far. I's far. I's far. train. train. train. the's thea. I's thro the. I's the. I's th. was on Fordham Road in Grand Concord. And a crackhead went right in the middle of the street and just took a shit. That's the most crazy I've seen so far. To be fair, is that crazy for Fordham Road? Nah, for Fordham Road. That's regular Bron.

That's regular bruncure. As every New Yorker has one of these, I have to ask you what's your go-I the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to yeah, I go with that one. So here or the roll? The roll. Oh, okay. So, the today's the morning. Too much meat? No, too, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Let me get a B. Yeah, Yeah, I'm. That's stereotypical. That's what you want me to say. If you said that, that means you're a transplant or an undercover cop. We're not falling to it. Which of these two ratings you think is a better rating? An A or a C? Let me say A.

You pass that. A means it's clean. The rats that's clean. The rat's thethe food. Strong, it means it's probably some of the best food you have, succulent, you're going to eat that chicken off the bone. Which is the best restaurant grave? Come on, Steve. Come on, broo. Off the rib.

Off the rib. A, A, the the tribe, is clean. C, A, C, C, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha., tri., tribe., tribe., tribe., tribe., tribe., tribe. tribe. tribe. th th the. the thribe. the the the B. Got the best chicken wings, man? The B stands for best. Are you a Nick fan? Oh, come on, baby, do it die. We're in the Mexico. I mean, you know, we ain't win in a minute, but we, we got it. I think we got it this year. We got it, we got it, baby. Oh, die hard.

Let's go. Let's go. What are you going to vandalize? Me personally, I'm going to flip the Christopher Columbus statue of 59th Street. Get him out of here. Get him out of here. If you have one piece of advice for anyone about to come to New York, what would you be? What advice is just mind your business and you won't get to fipped up? Mind your business. Mind your business.

Mind your business. I think you've passed're about to go put on a fresh Yankee fit in it and some Air Force ones in your honor, man. You already know, my man. Even though you completely destroyed the Bronx and you call this dirty, you say we're fatherless, I recognize you are a true New Yorker. Yes. I recognize you are a true New Yorker. Yes. Thank you. Using the talent that was given to me by the truly nix. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to that you, to thate, to to to thate, you're to to thate, you, you're to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you th. th. You, you the, you the, you the, you thr-a, thr-a, thr-s, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, thr deal right here. So glad you can run for mayor one day. Let's go baby. Let's go Mets. Let's go Nix. What does it take to be a New Yorker in your opinion? You have to have a to work hard play hard hard and also you just have to be opinionated, hold your own. You know what? Using your own standard of definition of a New Yorker you to to pass a their. their. their. their their their their. to to to their. to to to to to their to to their to to to be. to be. to be. to be. to be a to be a to be a toe toe. to be. to be. toe. toe. toe. toe. to be to be to be to be to be to be, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, to, to, to, t. t. t. t. t. tot. tot. tote, tote, tote, totally, too, too, too, too, too, tote. Let's go, tote. Let's go, to me me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, test salmon. Thank you. You are now a true New Yorker. I want you to walk down the street and bump into someone and not apologize. Here we go, there we go, can't be that.

My guest tonight represents New York's 14th congressional district which includes parts of the Brogues and Queens. Please welcome Congresswoman Alexandria, Casio Cortez. AOT! Listen, A-O-T. Listen, A-O-T? Always good to see you. Always good to see a Bronx site. You can't just do that formal introduction. Yes, exactly.

How you been? I've been good. I mean, it's been a little, you know, crazy. It's been a while time in Congress. What's it what I've been like for you? Because I see you on social media and you can just be like, hey, it's a sunny day and people were like, I hate you. You know, it's not that different than the six train at midnight summertime.

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Got you. Now for a local in the Bronx, how does this affect them? So in terms of how this affects the Bronx, we've got a clock ticking on a government shutdown. And if this gets us to a point of a government shutdown, I mean, that's real, right? That's when we start seeing TSA and airports get affected. That's when people could potentially miss their checks. So this is something that's really important for everybody to make sure that we get that pressure on. But also we need to make sure that we don't have people like Jim Jordan or extremists because

whoever takes over the house could potentially put our democracy in danger when it comes to certifying or recertifying an election and so on. Got you. Now, you know, people say Congress doesn't really get anything done right now because of the shutdown. But what were you guys getting done before? Because I know you've been doing something. Okay. That's an excellent question. I will say from when Republicans took over to now, they provided a lot of meme content.

Yes. But before that, when Democrats were in the majority, we passed the largest climate package in American history. We capped insulin at $35 for people. We capped insulin at $35 for people. We made sure that when the pandemic went through, we started the program of child tax credits. Now we had some folks in the Senate shut down.

But when we take back the Senate, we want to make sure that we reestablish and expand those programs back again too. So, we're able to do some things there on the struggle bus a little bit. She's like, put some respect on my name, I feel you. All right, so we just did a piece about the people running for House Speaker. Who are you voting for? None of them. I can tell you. I'll be casting my vote for Hakeem Jeffries. So, stop for her today.

All right. So, you know, shout out to my parents, all the parents, immigrants are the lifeblood of New York City. Our mayor, Eric Adams, he said we can't handle anymore in here. You represent one of the most diverse districts in Congress. What can be done at a federal level to help? Well, here's the thing is that I think whether from from all parts of the political spectrum one of

the biggest issues that we have when it comes to immigration is the fact that we have an undocumented population. Now you can fix that by trying to build a wall or you can fix that by trying to document people and create a path to citizenship. And we'll have folks that might say look at these systems, you know that our shelter system has weight and things like that, but one of the reasons that our public systems experience weight is because people don't have a documented and reliable path to work and sustain themselves. Just like all of our ancestors did and our grandparents and great-grandparents. You know I always love when people talk about like, oh well you know my great-grandfather came and he wrote his name wrong on a book

and now he's a citizen. And like can we put two and two together that our processes today are so difficult that they make our immigration process difficult but that doesn't mean that immigrants do not create a positive contribution to our country and our economy and our society and so the answer should really be we should make it easier to be legal, documented and a citizen of the United States of America. Right there, right there. Well, it was great talking to you. Thank you for coming. Give it up for Congresswoman Alexander of Highland and Protest.

And we'll see you about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. My guest tonight is a Grammy-nominating rapper whose latest single is called Work Hard, Play Hard. Please welcome to Homie D-Smog! So you should teach Spanish and no good. So you used to teach Spanish and music theory in Inglewood High School. I did.

What's that's today? How's it going? Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Yeah, you used to the music theory in Inglewood High School? I did. Well, I taught Spanish at Inglewood High School. Ultimately, I ended up teaching music theory. And then you had the show, the Netflix show, Rhythm and Flow.

Absolutely. And you won. I did. Did any of the students come back? Did you know? Did you? Did you know? I didn't even know. Man, I run into my students everywhere. Because if you think I talked for over like seven years and stuff, and so.

And so, and yeah, yeah, thank you. And each year you have anywhere from 100 to like 200 students. And so they're all over the world. They're adults now. And so you, I run him, run into them on hiking trails you're a good teacher hey you know what I'm saying? They process him you know all right we just did a segment about bullying in schools and they actually said California is number one for bullying oh wow you were a teacher who is worse in

bullying high schoolers are rappers I'm gonna have to say high schoolers easy. Really? High schoolers, they're not, man, they're heartless sometimes, you know, and I think the teachers sometimes are easy targets. You know, they're like, oh, you have a job to protect and all that, so they'll just, they'll shoot at the teacher and be like, man that's why your mama no you know you just shoot back you know you know it's crazy because when you when you take off the cool hat and you shoot back at the students then they're like okay he's he's not playing let me

respect them good their biggest fear is the fear of being embarrassed so you you might have to pick out it one time you know and not of course not you no that you're there you're there you in the moment you know you know you know you know you know you the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the the the the the to to the the to the the to the to the the to to the to to the to the the the the to the the the to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their you their you their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their tho. tho. their their their their their their. their their their they. their their their you know. Got you. So your family's in the business, musical family, your brother is sir? My brother is sir. Okay. Are you familiar? V sir. V sir, yes. How is that work, how's it's working?

How's that work, having a family member also entertainment? Like if you want to go through like the proper channels, but you know, there's a lot of respect there because we're not a group, you know, we're our own artists and we just admire each other so much that we choose the right moments to put out songs and that's where this single came about, it's like, is a time and we both looked at each other, yeah, work hard, to, and to, and to, and to, and to, to, and to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they.. And, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, we're, their, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the it's time. Work hard, play hard. Work hard, play hard. With your brother. You're working on a Y-A novel? Uh, yeah. Yes.

Oh, you're a young adult? You know, I'm like, young ad. Man, there's so many acronyms in my head. I'm like, you know, I'm like something ignorant with shit right this, dog. I went to Y8 for three years and I mean, it was hard. But no, shout out to you because, you know, like, as a black man writing a novel, yes. Do you feel like you have more teaching to do? You have more insight to give the view? Absolutely. I'm an educator by trade. I'm an educator at heart, but I'm also critical of the education system. I won't go into it. It's just, you know, it's not necessarily the best circumstances under which to reach

people, you know, like you have to do certain things, you know, whereas the things that really impacted me to most are certain books that changed my life, one of which was the Alchemist, you know. And for me, I'd like to believe I've written the Hood Alchemist, you thamist, you thamist, you thamamamamist, you, you, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, the, life, one of which was the alchemist, you know? And for me, I'd like to believe I've written the hood alchemists, you know. And so, um, yeah, so I'm super proud of that. Gotcha. And now, in this current musical environment, what advice could you give a new artist if they really want to stand out?

Because there's so many tell them, extend the runway, right? Give yourself more time than people tend to. Everybody's trying to hit home runs, right? Everybody wants to blow up, but if you grow up, nobody can take from you what you built. If you blow up, it can happen, then you're trying to figure out where you at. You know, so. Extend the runway runway runway runway runway runway runway runway, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to. to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to. to. to. Everybody. to. Everybody. to. to. Everybody. to. Everybody. to. to. to. to. Everybody. to. to. to. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea. the too. too. too. too. too. too. to. to. the the the. too. t But be consistent. What changed my life is what got me on rhythm and flow is that I was putting something out once a week consistently with a visual. So I'm talking about if it took me,

putting a tripod down and filming it myself and editing it, every Friday, you was gonna get a new piece of content. And I knew what my creative advantage was. I spoke Spanish. I was this, I'm not gonna use the way. I was a black, I was a black, I was a black, I was a black, I was a black, I was a black, I was a black, I, I was a black, I, I, I, I, I was a black, I, I, I was a black, I was a black, I was, I was a black, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was a black, I was a black, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was a black, I was a black, I was a black, I was a black, I was a black, I was a black, I was a black, I was a black man, I was a black man, I was a black man, a black man, a black man, a black man, a black man, I was a black man, a black man, I was a black man, I was a black man, I was a black man, I was a black man, I was a black man, I was a black man from Inglewood speaking Spanish. I got you, got you. Gotcha. And I knew people hadn't seen that. So I'm like, let's demonstrate that and mix it with some of the content, some of the message

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