The Daily Show: Ears Edition - The Best of Trevor Roasting Trump | Between the Scenes

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

Trump has given Trevor a lot to report on over the years. And in these Between the Scenes Trevor offers his unfiltered opinions on the former President, including; Trump's dictator tendencies, why Trump can't compartmentalize, and what Trevor would ask Trump if he ever interviewed him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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give it up for Roy and Michael, everybody. The wildest thing Trump said in that speech was he was at the rally and then he said, he said, he said, to the audience, he said, he said, I can't believe it. I'm talking about to the toilets. Showers, faucets. Wasing machines. It's not digniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. th. th. thii. thii. I. thi. I. thi. I's to thi. I's not dign. I's to to to toilets, showers, faucets, washing machines. It's not dignified. It's not dignified. I can't talk about this at the State of the Union. I can't, I would, but I can't. Because I want them to say it was a great speech. I can't. You can't make a great speech if you're talking about washes and dishwash. No one's gonna say, what a great speech. He spoke about dishwashers.

And I was like, that's actually a brilliant observation. It's true. I was thinking about it the whole day. I was like, I think it is impossible to make, I don't care who you, like, can you imagine like Martin Luther King with all of his speaking prowess. I doubt that he could be out there and he th., I flush that toilet so many times. It never went down. I tried again and again. It never went down. It's just, it's not, like, I don't care how great you are as a speaker. Dishwasher speech. There's no Nelson Mandela dishwasher speech where he's just like, I believe in a dishwasher.

Where the plates and the dishes, where the balls and the cups are not separated. Let the dishes be put together. Let the cutlery be next to their pots. No more separating all of this thanks. President Trump did an interview with the Wall Street Journal, right? And it was so bat shit crazy that they basically just didn't release it. That's what they did.

Here's one of my favorite parts. My favorite parts of the leaked interview was when Donald Trump was bragging about how he calls the leaders of other countries. And this is what he said, he said, th says, the the the the the is the is the is the is the. You the. You the. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. thi. thi. thease thease thi. thi. theate. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. P. P. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thee. to to to to to toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. toe. the. the. the calls the leaders of other countries. And this is what he said. He said, you call places like Malaysia, Indonesia, and you say, you know, how many people do you have? And it's pretty amazing how many people they have. And like, if you forget for a moment he's president,

which is hard, but if you do, this is one of the cutest things you've ever heard. Like, Trump just calls countries to learn about them. That's all he's doing. Like a little kid doing a school project, just phones other countries, like, how many people in your country? What's your capital?

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Don't answer the phone. Don't answer the phone. Don't answer the phone. We'll talk to him later, eh? That's the one exciting thing about Donald Trump, is that we're all learning about the country with him. Like, this is the same training, the same knowledge, the same experience, all of that shit. I'm like emoluments, claws, divestment of business, like I'm just, I'm in the mix now.

I'm just like, you know, because beforehand, let's be honest, Americans were like a little, you know, a little apathetic about everything. Americans were like, yeah, our president will handle that. It's okay, it's okay. You know, it's like Obama was driving the bus. And everyone's like, yeah, he's a good driver. I trust him. I trust him. And then like, Donald Trump's like, all aboard. And now everyone's like, okay, how did the breaks the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes the brakes work? Okay, study people! He's gonna kill us!

What would I ask Trump if I could meet him? Ha! That's a tough one because like, over time I've come to realize that, like, like, I understand Trump's formula. Like, I know that he lies, I know what he lies about and why he lies. I know sometimes if he doesn't like the question, he's just going to take it to a question that he wants to answer. So most of the time, it's like, like today they asked him about why he did what he did do the Ukraine and then he started talking about the markets and the economy and then he started

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You know, if I hadn't already lived through this before, I would be a little bit calmer or a little bit more shocked. But this is exactly what happens. I try and explain this to people. I go like, when I said Trump was an African dictator, it feels like people only focus on the joke and they didn't ask themselves what that comes with, right? Because in Africa, that's what leaders do. This is how they go about dismantling the systems around them that they feel inhibit what they're trying to do which is control everything with no accountability. My president, the parallels between my president, Jacob Zuma in South Africa and

Donald Trump are insane at this point. They both came in with charges of corruption against them and you know Trump University and my president had like 780 charges of corruption against him and you know sexual assault allegations the same thing on my president's side, his family getting money from the business, you see it with the Kushners, you see it with Ivanka, you see with Eric and Donald, same thing on my present side, his children were getting money because of their ties to the presidency. The one thing that was different was I was like, oh well, I mean your guy thi thr-fired was the the guy hasn hasn hasn hasn hasn hasn hasn hasn hasn't the guy the guy the guy hasn't thr-in. was thr-in. was like, I was like, I thrash. thrash. Hea, I was like, I was like, I thrash. Hea, I thi. You thi. You thi, I was like, I was like, I thi, I thi, you see, you see, you see, you see, you th. You th. You th. You thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you their their their their their their their their their their, you their, you their, you their, you their, you their, you thi. You's, you thrash. You thr-c-c-c-I. You thr-c-c-c-c-I's thin. Hea. thin. thin. You see, thin, th. He's thin. th. th. thi. thi. thi. You see, you see, you see, you see, and then that's what happened. Yeah, the only thing, the only upside is like at least Donald Trump fired.

Comey, my president, Jacob Zuma, my prisoner of South Africa, he dismantled our FBI completely. He was just like, yeah, he's just like, he looked, this is literally right, he said, they're always investigating, investigating, so much investigate, like, let's do something else. And then he just shut the whole FBI down And then it was just gone It was just like they were just the craziest thing ever it was just like yeah They're gone Our FBI that was called the scorpions. That's what they called them. They were called the scorpions and then they tried it to the the theyncans and the theyrewe' the theyn't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the they. the the they. the the the the the the the they. the the the the the we'll call it the hawks. I was like, we didn't care about the animal side of it, we cared about what it does. This whole thing with Trump and the Democrats and the infrastructure meeting, for me, is really easy to understand if you understand Trump as just a human being,

which I know it's hard, I know it's hard. But if you just think of him as a human being, you understand that he can't compartmentalize. So like fundamentally, look at what happened here. The Democrats had a meeting where they were talking about him, possibly obstructing justice, investigating him, etc. And then the next meeting they have is with him to talk about infrastructure. And he's like, no, you can't just, you can't just, true, true, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th...... th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the, the get them saying like Trump is Trump is trump is like you just you just said you're gonna investigate me and maybe impeach me and now you want to talk to me about and he's like no and they're like yeah that was a separate meeting he's like no no like fundamentally it's like it's like a relationship you know I mean it's like tru thru thrown the truu I tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru thru thru thru thr- thr- thru-I thru thr- thr-I thr-I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi to to to to ti to ti try to to thauu-s try thau-s try thau-s thau-s try thau-s thi the living room. And then now you get in the bedroom, the Democrats are like, so you want to do infrastructure?

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So for instance, like Obama is a good example. Republicans ran around calling him a secret Muslim. Only like a secret Muslim, he's a secret Muslim and then like immediately the next day he would work with them on whatever project that they were working on together. Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, it'd be like, yeah. I mean, I don't like, I'd they, I'd they, I'd they, I'd they, I'd they, I'd they, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, they, they, they, th. th. I'm, th. tho, thi. I'm, thoomorrow, thoomomomorrow, thoomomoboom. Yeah, thoom. He's thoom. He's thoom. He's thoom. He's thoom. He's thoom. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. It's thr. I'm thr. I'm try. I'm toda. I'm try. I'm today. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm th. try. Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, it'd be like, yeah, I mean, I don't like what they said, but I gotta work, we gotta work towards health care. We gotta do this thing. I mean, but they said that thing. And it worked the other way as well.

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And by the way, this is not the first time he's done. Like, Donald Trump is late to every single press conference. He's in fact, I realized when I was sitting looking at Donald Trump Donald Trump is everything that people thought a black president would be. When you think about it. All this shit, all the shit people used to talk about a black president. Donald Trump has done it. Every single thing. People were like, oh, the first black president, what is going to arrive, two hours late for a press briefing? Ha! Ha! And Donald Trump is doing that now. Donald Trump, people were saying those things. Oh, shit, man, first black president, he's going to be bringing his whole family to the White House. Shit. Yeah, this my brother-in. This is my brother- they all in. And now Trump is like, all of them are in.

This is if I can, this is like every single thing that they said, the guy eats fried chicken on his plane. Do you realize that? Donald Trump. Donald Trump eats fried chicken on a plane taking pictures. And everyone's like, yeah, this is fun and cool. And then Obama was like, professional, professional. I'm a professional.

And people are like, yeah, whatever, man. But if he did one of those things, can you imagine if Obama ate KFC on a plane? I'll be honest with you, it's entertaining to watch Joe Biden roast Trump, but I don't know if it's the right approach. For two reasons, one, that's Trump's game, through and through. Like you might be able to do that for one speech. Trump has literally done that his entire presidency. Do you know what I mean? That's all he knows out.

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another kid just walked away and was like, no, then the kid looking looked like an asshole. You're like, oh, you should stop. But if that kid was like, I'll push you back, then we're like, fight, fight, fight, fight. And that's what I think can't th can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can't. Nobody really can. Remember when Marco Rubio tried that? Failed dismally. Thought he was going to jump into Trump's game. He was like, no, I don't insult, I don't insult.

And then he snapped, and he was like, you know what, screw it? Donald Trump has a small dick. And then the media was like, Marko, and then the media was like, oh, Marco, that's disgusting. And then Trump came back into the debates and he was like, by the way, big dick, over here. And then people like, that's just Trump being Trump. That's what he does. Says it like it is.

No, people like him or they don't like him. They've shown that people are, swing voters in particular, people who voted for maybe Obama and then switch to Trump, those people are intrigued by a lot of democratic policies, you know, they do want health care. You know, they don't want to be crippled by student debts. They do want job security. They do want to, like, they want a lot of the policies. So if you tell them about the policies, they're intrigued. They're like, wait, tell me.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, tell me, wait, what's that? I don't have to choose between having a house and paying for my kidney? Oh, tell me more? But then if you just go like, Trump's a bad guy, they're like, oh, whatever. And then this Trump gets to do his thing. That's who I am. Doing my sleepy Joe. Mentally slows down.

And he's not wrong. Everyone slows down, except him. Like if we look at ourselves from three years ago, we're all slower than we were then. And Trump is the only one who's still like, da da da da da da da da da da. Data. Dada. Dada. Dada. You're like, Jesus, where do you get the energy?

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You're not pregnant. I am totally pregnant. I'm happy that you're not pregnant. I am totally pregnant, so pregnant. I'm happy that you're getting married, but I'm pregnant. And I'm marrying my baby. Twice the announcements. You're like, no, what are you doing, man? It just has to be about him. So, yeah.

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It's not romantic. You know, one of my, one of my favorite moments randomly in hosting the show was, um, I saw a, what was it? What did they call them? Do they call them a truth social? That like fake Twitter that no one, even the right wingers aren't on really? A truth, right? I don't know what it is.

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Then I'm like, center like you? I'm like, my man, you think you're in the middle? But what was funny, someone was like, oh, he said that you're not funny and well I was like yeah I read that but I was like oh so you're watching n-bid. Explore more shows from the Daily Show podcast universe by searching the Daily Show wherever you get your podcast. Watch the Daily Show weeknights at 11th 10 Central on Comedy Central and stream full episodes anytime on Fairmount Plus.

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