The Daily Show: Ears Edition - The Daily Show Guest Hosts Hit the Streets of NYC

Episode Date: December 30, 2023

Sarah Silverman asks New Yorkers about their knowledge of Jewish culture, Michelle Wolf investigates whether there's a Karen in all of us, Leslie Jones wants to know how white folks in the city celebrate MLK Jr. Day, and Marlon Wayans finds out which Oscar nominated films New Yorkers are most excited about. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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for season 47th. Listen to on fire the officialor podcast starting September 18th wherever you get your podcast. You're listening to Comedy Central. You know, there's been a lot of anti-semitism in the news lately, so I decided to hit the streets of New York in search of some allies. Take a look. There's been a rise in anti-Semitism. I'm hitting the streets looking for a little pro-Semitism.

Let's hope it doesn't end in a hate crime. What do you like about Jews? They make banging Christmas albums. What is they not to love about Jews? The food, the culture, the celebrations. Lotkas. Hello, big group of men. Where are you all from?

Belgium. We're here in New York City, the land of Jews. Have you done any Jewy things? What's a Jewy? Yeah. OK, great question. Have you eaten a bagel? Oh yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Have you ever been vaccinated for polio? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Jews! Who are your favorite comedians? Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld, Jew! Edina Menzell, Barbara Streisand.

Amy Winehouse, she is a gem. Doja cat is a Jew. I love that. She should be Doja cats probably. Yes. Who are your favorite Jews that you can think of? Uh, I can't think of a famous Jew off the top of my head, but uh... You can't think of a single famous Jew after the top of the head? I don't want to say someone's name if I don't know they're Jewish. That's tough for me to...

Who are you thinking teach you some Yiddish, okay? Gay, cockin, often, yam. Repeak, coffin, often, yam. That's right. That's a beautiful sentiment. Give me a hug. Oh, thank you. You know what that means? No. Go take a shit in the ocean.

Would you be an ally to the Jews in this time of anti-Semitism. Huge allies. What would you do to protect me? I would speak up for you. Beautiful. I would light the menorah with you. Look at this guy, knowing menorah! I would stand up for you. Oh my God. Just the way you said it was very, I don't want to, that could be your mother, but sexy.

Okay. You have absolutely proven yourself to be a Jewish ally. Let's pretend it's the Sabbath. Now, I don't know what you know about the Sabbath, but you can't turn on lights, you can't drive your car. That's why they have like what's called the Shabas Goy sometimes that will come over and turn on your TV because you're not supposed to work. So let's pretend it's a Sabbath, and will you turn this on for me? Oh my God! Why would a penis smell like a vagina?

We're here because there's been a rise in anti-Semitism, so we're on the streets trying to find some pro-Semitism. I don't believe in hate in any form, so don't care what you walk a light religion, culture. I don't believe you should hate on anybody. Let's bring love. Agreed. You are officially a Jewish ally. You win two Kanye tickets. Are you going to go? Hell no, I don't like Kanye. White women get a bad rap. And I'm out here on the streets of New York to ask, should we? What do you think is the most white woman thing you've done?

Oh, maybe go get a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks. Having a spa day? I bought some bell bottom yoga pants from Alo because I saw them on another white girl. What were they like, like 150? Yeah, about 150? Sometimes I'll walk around when I'm him on another white girl. But were they like 150? Yeah. About 150. Sometimes I'll walk around when I'm in a really bad moon. And imagine I'm Sarah Jessica Barger.

Yeah, you have your own little sex in the city moment. I was invited to an Indian wedding. I got the outfits. I went to the wedding. It was amazing. After the wedding, I didn't know how to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean when when when when when I was to clean to clean to clean when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean, I was to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean to clean it was to clean to clean to clean to clean, I was to clean, I was to clean, I was to clean, I was to clean, I was to clean, I to clean, I to clean, I to know how to clean it, so I took it to the dry cleaners and they tried to charge me like $400 for this like beautiful garment to be cleaned. And I just started fighting with them, trying to tell them like it's really kind of rude and racist that you're charging me this that you're charging me this like, to be like,

clean, and I'm just like, to be like, thrown..... and I'm thrown. one time you could go and convince the whole like dry cleaning industry. You were trying to be the dry cleaning savior. Yes, I was. Who is your black icon? I'm gonna go with Oprah. She was my first. Oprah. Oprah.

Michelle Obama. Niela Obama. Nia Wadz. Oh, Naomi Watts. Nia Wattie. I don't know, living here and that kind of. Naomi Campbell? Oh, did I say what? Yeah. I like her too. Have you ever been in a situation where you have been like, I gotta go because I'm like, my Karen's like right here. And you're like, I don't want to let her out?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've certainly felt the rage of what the Karen must feel. I was at Trader Joe's and I went up to the lady and I said, can I have flowers? And she said, I'm talking to someone, sorry. And I said, okay, well, I'll sit here until you're ready because I need you to help me pick out a bouquet. And she goes, I'm talking to my friend, sorry. And that was when I was kind of like, people suck at their jobs. When that happened did you say anything to her? Did you say like, okay I never do this? I went to her manager and I said she needs

serious training again. Do you ever feel like you're about to be a Karen? If there's an opposite of Karen that might be made but I don't know I hope. What would you name the opposite of a carot. Ooh. How about scarlet? A scarlet. A scarlet. Do you want to mean where every day is a dream and we can try this and try that no judgment. Yeah, I love that. A scarlet. I'm going to be a scarlet.

Do you feel that only women can car? Or do you try they care? Men get a little tiper tantrumy. And it goes their way, right? It goes their way? Yeah. And then no one blinks to eye. It's like, oh yeah, he just, he's speaking his mind. Yeah. Yeah and when women care and they're just, they're women't, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, th, th, th, th, their, th, thin, their, their, thin, their, taper, tapur, tapir, tamping, tapur, tamper, tamper, tamper, tamper, tamper, tamper, tamper. Men, tamp, tamp, tamp, tamp, tamp, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, tap taper, tapir tamper, tamper, tamper, tamper, tamper, tan, tan, tan, tamper, tan, tan, tamper, tamper, tamper, tamper, tamper, tamper, tamper, the last thing you cried to get out of? Maybe work a long time ago? I don't know. Maybe when I worked at Starbucks. Are white women to blame? I think we are part of the problem? I think we're a big part of the problem. I mean if we look to like 2016 and the election numbers there like white women were big part of the problem. I think I think I think 20 202 too. Yeah, it's they they they they they's it's. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. the the the problem. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. they. they. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the th. th. Yeah, yeah. It's just those numbers don't vote well for us. So should, should we maybe not be able to vote? No, definitely we need to vote. I'm like upset when people don't vote and like this is, we fought for this and then I have to remember like not everybody got to vote at the same time as white women did. When you hear people don't vote, what is your, what do you say to them? You have like a the their people, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the their, their, their, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.a, th.a, to, to, to, thi.a, thi.a, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the you say to them? Do you have like a, you should vote pitch or anything like that?

I asked them if they pay taxes. Do you like the roads, the sidewalks you live on, do you like trash on the street? Like, you might lecture a little bit. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, definitely. What do you think is the best part about being white? I don't usually think about, maybe because I'm from Russia. You think maybe not having to think about being white is the good part about being white? Uh, certainly. I didn't. I proved white women are not a monolith. There's a whole range on the Karen Scarlet's spectrum. After meeting with so many white women with diverse viewpoints,

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Do you know what day it is today? This is Monday. What you do today? Well, today we just just weaked wea we just wea we just wea we just just wea we just just wea we just wea we just just wea we just just just just wea we just wea we just tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to tho to tho tho tho to to to to tho th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho tho tho tho tho th. tho th. th. th. th. th. tho tho th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho too too too too too too tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo today? This is Monday. What you do today? Well, today we just woke up. We just checked out of our hotel. We're going to go get coffee and we're going to walk around. So which one of those celebrates Martin Luther King Day? Well, none of what we've talked about so far. You started to puttowards for Martin. So this ain't reparations, but this is enough. That's right.

Give me one hand once. Yeah, that's right. What y'all doing to celebrate MLK? Came to New York. Came to New York? That's it? That's all y'all gonna do? Saw some shows, ate some food, did some shabbin. All right, I'm gonna come back to y'a, y' their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to their to to to to to their to to to their to theirn. to to theirn. theirn. theirn. theirn. their. to theirn. theirn. to tooom. that's to to that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to to to to to to to to to to to to tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t you like when he like, you know, refused to move to the back of the bus?

Mm-hmm. I can remember it snippets through the world news. He didn't refuse, that was Rosa Parks! What is it? Name a famous MLK quote. I have a dream. And... And... What does he say after that?

I'm not sure. Name a famous MLK quote. Besides I have a dream. Besides I have a dream. Um. I will pay you $1 million. If you can tell me something else that Martin Luther King said. He told his children he loved them. Yes.

I'm not a million dollars. So, thank you. Later you do not know that all he said to his children. Can we Google it? No. What? What? I have a dream that one day, that's all I got.

I have a dream that one day white people will actually know what's in that damn speech. Okay, just name five black people. Eddie Murphy. That's the only black person you know Eddie Murphy. Byron leftwich. Who the fuck is Brian Leftwich? Byron leftwich is an NFL as an offensive black coat. Don't nobody know him. You're just making up names now. So how you celebrate Martin Luther King? Um, not too sure. So that's what he died for, man?

For you, this would be out here, just not doing nothing on this date? No, I'm just kidding. You can do whatever you want, man. You're black. We're gonna go see the Lion King. Okay, there's got King and the tire guys Yeah, I mean that's as close as you can get I'll take it the freedom and liberty to go about and do what we want to do That's our celebration see that's that's a quote from a black woman right there. That's right She earned that's what we want to do. That's right. It's what I'm talking about black. Don't crack. You still do do do do do do do do do. Do to do. You to do. You to do. You to do. You to do. You to do. You to do. You to do. You to do. You to do. You just. Do to do. Do to do. Do to do. Do to do. Do to do. Do to do. Do to do. Do to do. Do to do. Do to do. Do that. Do that. Do that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do the the the that. Do the the the the the the that. Do the the that. that. the the that. the the the the the that's the the the the the the that's. the the that's the the the the the that's the the the the that. What? That's what I'm talking about, Black, don't crack? You still need lotion, though.

First of all, are you a movie buff? Yes. Are you excited about the Oscars? Yeah. Which movie you think we're going to best picture this year? Uh, you think it'll be Top Dung? Avatar? One of movies you don't give shit about? One of the movies you don't give shit about.

Describe everything, everywhere all at once. Everything all the way? Beautiful. Beautiful. God's given. God's blessed. Did you see the movie? No.

The movie today? Do you know what it's about? Sounds like something black and stick. So it's like a horror movie. Yeah. What do you think about women talking? Women talking? Yeah. I mean, you have women talking you all the time, don't it? What do you think the movie Women Talking will be talking about?

I am trying not to get as confused as to what women would be talking, but women would be talk about anything. Would you take your woman to go see women talking? I don't even think she would want to see woman talking unless it's her friends. But would she be talking while the women are talking? Definitely would. Right. She definitely. I hate that. Women talk. Yes. Some guy got nominated this year for impersonating Elvis. Can you show me your best impersonation of Elvis? Like you know I can do the dance moves. I I just. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. Would the th. Would th. Would th. Would th. Would the th. Would the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the w w she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she the the the the th. She. She. She. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She's th. She's the. She's the. She's toge. She's try. She's would tell. She's would would tell. She's would the we weto rock. I just want to write. If you had to do an Elvis in person, what would it be? I would never do it. Right. F. Elvis. All right, my man. Do you think there's enough black people nominated this year? Absolutely, yes. How many is nominated this year? Think like three, two. Do you know how many black people were my Oscars? A? I I I I? I? I I? I? I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I just like, I just, I th. I'm like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just, I just, I just, I just, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th.. Absolutely, yes. How many is nominated this year? Think like three, two? Do you know how many black people want to?

About 20? All right, name me 10. I can't even name you 10. Name seven. I can't name you say. Name three. I can't name three. But you know 20 black people are the thousand.

thousand sisters. I like our Oscars. Right. I'll ask is giving y'all the props that y'all deserve. Okay, you're talking about brothers. Us people, brothers and sisters. Okay, so are the black actors out there in Hollywood that are nominated? Who else do you think should be nominated for an Oscar? And all the black guys, handsome, you know, kind of tall, good-looking, funny, but not over the top, but can be over the top if you actually make him in that situation.

He's Kevin Hart. Yeah. You ain't funny and everything. You're right. Now, you're not funny. Which movie was the mostunny? You was in one of them corny shit. I remember. I can't remember right now but it was corny man. Okay, little man. Little man was a shit man. Come back a little man part too. If you had to pick a movie to win

an Oscar, which one would you care? What's the name of that when y'all was in? Playing them girls? Yeah. We should win anything anything Oscar for that. You should win anything for everything you do. Thank you. We love him, don't we? Thank you. the Harlem Streets love you. Y'all owe him some Oscars. Give him to them to them. Reference him. Give him when he deserves here. They so happy to have him. Here we go. We got to give Marlis some energy like he gives up all these years. Come on now, let's do this. And the Oscar goes to... Wally!

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