The Daily Show: Ears Edition - The FBI Raids Trump's Mar-a-Lago Home | Idris Elba

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

The FBI raids Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago residence, Trevor gets help from his audience on how to avoid being cancelled online, and actor Idris Elba discusses his movie "Beast."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Coming to you from New York City, the only city in America. It's the Daily Show. Tonight, they really got him again. The goat hangs it up. And Idris Elba. This is the Daily show with Trevor Noah. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to the Daily Sard tribe. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out in Cruston. Wow! He does an electric. This is great. This is great. This is amazing. All right, take a seat. Take a seat. We've got to go. We have a jam-packed

show for you tonight. Serena Williams is breaking up with tennis. London is telling its art to go back back back back back back back back guess which Bureau of Investigation paid Donald Trump a visit. Plus here to talk about his brand new movie where he fights a lion. Idris Elba is our guest tonight. Put your tops back on. Let's do this people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. Okay, all right, before we get into the big story that everyone is talking about, let's catch up on a few other things that are going on in the news. First up, a London museum with an extensive collection of sculptures stolen from Africa in the 19th century has agreed to return the artworks to Nigeria.

And that's good. But it's not good enough. Yeah, England kept Africa's artifacts for a hundred years. As a penalty, they should let Africa keep something of theirs. Yeah. We'll take two Benedictic combatches and the Queen. It's going to keep them for a while. You know? In entertainment news, Hollywood has announced a production

of a live-action Pac-Man movie. Yeah. Oh, no, I see your doubt. But it already has Oscar buzz. And the script is really beautiful. I got a copy of it right here. Really, really, really, powerful. This is Pac-Man's lines. Waw-Waw-Waw-Waw-Wah-Wah-Wah-Wah-Boo. Bew, Bew, Bew, Bew. Powerful stuff. And of course, in today's major sports news, Serena Williams has announced that she will be retiring from tennis

after the US Open next month. Yeah, and this is bad news for Serena fans, but great news for me. Because as we all know, she was the only thing standing between me and Wimbledon and now... Well, also the fact that I can't really play tennis, but now I win. All right, let's move on people to the big news story of the day. In fact, one of the biggest news stories of any day ever. Former President Donald Jailbird Trump got a visit from the FBI. Tonight, breaking news, former President Donald Trump, saying the FBI has raided his Maral resort. Mr. Trump saying a short time ago that the FBI has carried out an

unannounced raid at his home at the Florida Club and that they even broke into his safe. Boxes and boxes of documents have been seized from former President Donald Trump's Marlago home after the FBI conducted a wide-ranging search. This may be the most politically explosive raid ever undertaken by the FBI. Something that has not happened before in American history, so just take that in for just a second. It doesn't get any more significant than this.

Not just aggressive. Absolutely unprecedented. Unbelievable. I mean, stunning. Oh my God. The FBI raided Donald Trump's house in Marilago. The FBI people raided a former president's house. This is huge.

This is bigger than when the feds investigated Bill Clinton for doing mouth stuff with that saxophone. And by the way, by the way, this raid, just so you know, has nothing to do with January 6, or tax fraud, or giving the White House plumber PTSD. No, apparently, this investigation is about Trump taking classified documents from the White House. And honestly, I'm amazed that Trump has time for all of his crime. Like at any moment, Trump's got a crime that he's covering up, he's got a crime that he's doing now, he's got a crime that he's plotting for the future. He's like the Steve Harvey, but of crimes, you know?

Every day I'm like, does he have the same hours in the day as me? He gets so much done. Now, if you'll remember, if you remember, earlier this year, the feds already had to go down to Marilago and take back 15 boxes of documents that Trump wasn't supposed to have, but apparently they think there's more hidden on the property. And I believe that, I believe that too. I mean, like, Trump's not going to keep records in a filing cabinet like a normal person. That's the same dude who buried his ex-wife on a golf course. I mean, think about that.

And yes, it is totally unprecedented totally thiiii un unprecedented thiiiiiiiii is thiii is thii, it is totally unprecedented for the FBI to raid the home of a former precedent. That is true. That has never happened in American history. But don't forget, Donald Trump has also never happened in American history. Everything is an anomaly with this man. I mean, like, why do you think a book from one of his staffers comes out every single week? Because every single person he interacts with, like, why do you think a book from one of his staffers comes out every single week? Because every single person he interacts with is like, Yo, have I got a f-ed-up story for you? And wouldn't it be weird if this is the thing that takes Trump down?

We thought it would be something like conspiracy or bribery or blackmail, but no, Trump's got busted for taking work home with him? What a nerd! Now, obviously, President Trump recognizes the gravity of this situation, which is why he has refrained from comment while the legal process is playing. No, I'm joking with you, come on. The guy released a statement immediately, immediately, he read, These are dark times for our nation.

As my beautiful home, Maralago, in Palm Beach, Florida, is currently under siege, rated and occupied by a large group of FBI agents, they even broke into my safe. What's the difference between this and Watergate? What's the difference? I love that even while he's complaining he slips in that the thing is beautiful. How could they do this to my beautiful home? Also, also, this is completely different from Watergate.

All right? For one thing, the guy's breaking into Watergate didn't need to clean old ketchup stains off the documents, but the other big thing, the other big difference is that the raid was legal, all right? Was approved by a federal judge, approved by the head of the FBI, who by the way, was appointed by Donald Trump himself after he got rid of like 17 other head of the FBI, who by the way was appointed by Donald Trump himself after he got rid of like 17 other heads of the FBI, because they didn't want to do crimes of Donald Trump. So now, the big mystery is, what did the FBI find? Well, according to Donald Trump's third favorite son, the only thing the FBI took was his heart.

What could they possibly think existed inside a Maralago in a box that was taken from the White House that was so damaging that the FBI director and the Attorney General of the United States would would have to raid a form of president's residence and grab everything out of there? I don't know they'll probably find a note for me telling him how proud I am of him and what great job he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the the the the th th th th th th th th th th. inside th. th. In th. In th. In thi thi thi. In th. Inside th. Inside th. Inside th. Inside th. Inside th. Inside th. inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside inside th. inside th. inside th. inside th th th th th th th th th th th th th. inside th th th th th. th th. th th. th. th. In th. In th. In th. In th. In thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the. the the the the. the the. the. the. the. thi thi thi thi thi. I don't know, they'll probably find a note for me telling him how proud I am of him and what great job he was doing as president. They might find some pictures of my kids, maybe some nice, you know, headlines. Maybe a nice note from you, Sean.

Oh, Eric. You silly, silly, man. Did Daddy tell you, that's where your letters to him go? Hidden away somewhere safe? They're just too important to show anybody or acknowledge it anyway, Eric. That's why I locked them up right next to my wedding ring. That's what I do. Now, aside from the boxes that they took, the FBI also looked inside Trump's safe, which is very dramatic.

Like, because apparently they had to break into it, right? So now you're like, how do they do it? Did they blow it open? Or did they just correctly guess the cold was 69-69? I'd be surprised. I would actually be surprised if they found White House documents in Trump's safe. Because a safe is where you keep your most prized possessions. Yeah, so in my head, searching through Trump's safe would

probably go a lot more like this. All right guys, let's see what we have in here. All right, my God, the entire safe is just filled with MacRibb after MacRib. This is, this is, this is, they're stacked on top of each other. This is, I don't even understand, it's an unventilated safe, who would do this? Wait, wait, wait, hold on. There's a secret panel in the bottom. I think we found it, we just found, nope, another McRib, boys. Now, you might be wondering, isn't this an extremely explosive situation for the United States?

Yes, it is. You don't want to let a former president get away with crimes, right? Because nobody in America is above the law, except corporations and rich people and police and celebrities sometimes. But aside from them, nobody is above the law. But at the same time, even the perception that the Justice Department is being used to go after your political opponents,

that could erode people's trust in governments. So it's a really tricky situation. And the only thing we can do is wait and see how the investigation unfolds. Or if you're Fox News, you can just freak out right now. This is an abomination. This is Gestapo crap. It's probably the worst day in the history of the FBI.

This is a wake-up call for those in Congress to be able to use the tools at their disposal to defund the FBI, dismantle the FBI. Representative Marjorie Taylor Green, simply twee defund the FBI. If this this this th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th theck the the their the the the the the FBI the theffic theffic the thoffiiiii. the the the-aqqqqqqqqqqqqqq. the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI, the FBI. the FBI. the FBI the FBI. the FBI. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theaaaqqqqqqqqq. thea. thea. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. thauuuuuuuuuuua. thaea. thaea simply tweeting, defund the FBI. If this is what they're able to do to the former president of the United States, think about what they could do to you, to anybody in America. The real target of this investigation isn't Trump. The real target of this investigation is you. Do we have a dual justice system in America?

Is there equal justice under the law? I am death thrafere are are are are are are are are are are justice under the law? I am deathly afraid for Donald Trump. I would not put assassination behind these people. We're entering a, basically a Venezuelan, East German-style banana Republican, which the law doesn't matter. This is some third world bullshit. Let me say it again, third world bullshit.

All right, first of all, as someone from the third world, maybe leave us out of your shit for once, huh? How about that? How about that? This is third world bullshit right here. This is stuff. Every time Americans want to call something in America that is that's corrupt. All of a sudden they're like, oh, this is third world bullshit. My man, at what point do you realize that it's happening here? It's you. It's you. It's you.

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And you know, what all of this just shows you, it all just like, you just get a moment to saver is how amazing, how quickly Maga world turns on law enforcement. And America as a whole, whenever it suits them, whenever things go against them, huh? All of a sudden, Marjorie Taylor Green, posting a photo of an upside-down American flag after this raid happened. Yeah, well, I thought respecting the flag was the most important thing in the world. Colin Kappenig is probably kneeling in his grave right now.

All of these people complaining, what happened to, if you don't like what's happening in America, why don't you just leave? What happened to that, huh? And all of a sudden, all of a sudden, all of a sudden, all of let the FBI take two boxes from Maralaga and all of a sudden these same people are like, take that thin blue line and shove it up your ass. Defund the FBI, defund the cops. Same people. Same people. Same people. Where's more enforcement now? You know we need to start for conservatives? We need to start a, like a game show called who Woke Now. That's what we should call it. Yeah. It's like bringing our first contestant is Sean Hannity who says now there are two justice

systems in America. It's not fair. Oh, who's woke now, Sean? You just won yourself an Afro pick. Congratulations, brother. Look, we don't know what this raid will reveal. We don't even know if Donald Trump has actually done anything wrong. But what it has exposed is that this whole mega crowd

they're only pro-law enforcement, they're only pro-law enforcement when the law's not enforcing them. All right that's it for the headlines. But before we go, let's check in on the traffic with our very own. Roy Wood Jr. everybody. What's up, man? What's going on in the traffic, Roy? Good to see you there. Yeah, we get to the traffic in a second, man.

But that's going to Eschreelba. We got Idris Elba's going the movie where he, you know, he punched a lion in the face or whatever. Yeah, he's fighting a lion. Okay, why is the lion not here to give his side of the story? Why are you only talking to Idris? We don't know what to do. The Idris might have something to do the line, is all I'm saying. What's happening in the track, look, we don't have time, just real quick. I just want to make sure I take a moment before I start traffic to tell Serena Williams, thank you for sharing your gift with America.

Thank you for sharing your gift with the world. You are an inspiration to so many people. And I just think it's very important that we say say that we say that we say that we say that we say, th. to say, to say, to say, to say, th. to say, to say, to say, to say, th. to say, to say, to say, to say, to to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, ta, thau. try try thau. try thau. thau. try thau. thau. thau. I thau, tha, tha, t it's very important that we say that and that we get that out the way because you know Serena getting ready to hang up a Racquet sneakers What are they doing tennis? Which one do they hang up? I don't I don't I don't know? But it's just we can't blow past that because the Serena did man this is once in a lifetime level domination. We're talking four gold medals twe. twenty th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. together together they're they're they're they're they're they're together. 23 individual like singles grand slams and if you count doubles, if you count doubles, 37 total grand slam and over the course of her career Serena Williams made 92 white women cry in public. 92.

92. By the white women. Serena was whooping them white women's ass and like, tennis is messed up because like Serena whoop your ass and then you got to stay out there with her while she get her trophy. Serena pop, pop, pop and then that white girl be sniffling. Hooking the damn trophyte, foreign white women too. These are tough women. They just broke their ass down. Just crying and sniffling, man.

And then you can't even complain about it. Serena whoop your ass, you can't even go on the internet and complain about it, because if you go complain about it on the internet, serina, because she owned Reddit, because she owned Reddit, too. thin. That's a boss. That's, what, what, married, she married the Reddit man. She married Reddit man, so she get a little piece of the O'Hannian, right? Yeah, Reddit O'Hanian.

That's what I said, that's his name. And then also, man, you know, I just think above all, it's important that we, you know, as Serena goes into whatever chapter is next for her, whatever she decides to do, we just hope that as you continue your legacy, we hope that it includes continuing to make weak-ass people cry. And we thank you for that. More tears. Okay. We still got time for traffic, Roy.

We just got time. You know, we don't have time. We don't have time. We don't have time. We got time. Work with Junior, everybody. Let me start. Let me start. Don't go away.

Idris Elba is going to be sitting right here. You don't want to the Daily Show. You know, in today's day and age, you should think hard and long before you put something on social media. Because if you post something terrible, it could come back to haunt you later, or it could even make you president of the United States. So before I throw anything out online, I like to run it by my closest audience members of the day in a segment we call, should I post this?

Okay, this is really simple, so here's how this works. I'm going to show you guys something that I've been thinking about, maybe I want to post it, and you'll tell me if I should post it or not, you know, just be honest. Just random thoughts. First thought I'm thinking about posting is, gyms need to have an extra room for the people that scream when they work out. Right? I mean, yeah, I'm glad that you're exercising your demons, but you need to understand that no one else in the gym is having the same internal battle that you are. Yeah! Sweat is just fat that's crying! Ugh! Take that shit to your therapists!

What do you think? Should I post it? Yeah? Okay, all right. All right. Well, this is fantastic. All right, well, let's do the next one. I wish I could throw up like a dog. No, because I do. I do.

Have you ever seen like a dog throws up? And then five minutes later, they're just chasing a ball, chilling, like nothing happened. Meanwhile when humans throw up, it doesn't matter how old you are, you're still crying. Like, mom, mom, oh, oh. So should I post it? Oh, okay. All right. See, I'm glad I asked you first. Okay, here's the next one. People, please stop buying vegetables at the grocery store

that you know you aren't going to eat? Yeah, you don't look fancy. The cashier's not impressed. You think the cashier not going to eat it. It's just going to end up sitting in the back of your fridge until it looks like something from the upside down. Stop doing that shit. Stop wasting food. Do you think I should post it?

All right, all right, great. Okay, last one. the last one. Can people, theyrash, I'm there, thii's their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, their, their, their, their, their, to. to. to. to. too, too, too, too, too, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. too. their. too. house and I need to throw something away. It's like Mission Impossible. I'm opening cabinets, I'm there looking under the sink, and then they're like, oh, sorry, it's hidden in a drawer that looks like the wall. Why? Why? If it takes me longer than seven seconds to find your trash can. I'm throwing Those are all the posts that I have for today. Thank you so much for the advice.

Remember if I get canceled, you guys are all going down with me. Stay tuned, because when we come back, Idris Alba will be joining in the show. You don't want to miss it. You don't want to miss him. He's here to talk about Facing the Law with a lion and his new film, Beast. Please welcome, Indrus Elva! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. That's a lot of love. Thank you. That's a lot of love. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We could just do that for the whole interview. Every time you come to the show, I have to schedule extra time. We're like, who's the guest? They're like Idris' album like, well, we need three minutes for people screaming and cheering and this.

This just follows your, how is your hearing? Is your hearing good? Are you? Sorry, what was that? Welcome back to the show. Oh, man. It's good to have you. How do you look better every time I see you? Oh, man. Oh, man. What do you do? Oh, no. What do you do? What?

I mean, I just see. to you. . to the show. Congratulations on a brand new movie. Thank you, Beast. I'm super excited for this movie because one, it's you, I mean, fighting, doing your thing, saving your family, but also you're in South Africa, which was really fun for me to see. Right? You know, you know. Worst Safari, right? Worst Safari, I'll say that. It's my second home. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. I. I. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. the. the. the. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I got an honorary, you know, South African. I feel like an honorary South African. I love that. I love it. Yeah. And let's talk about, let's talk about the movie. It's terrifying.

I just want to put, as a disclaim, I want people to know, lions are not going to attack your car like that in South Africa. That's true, no. It's not like that really, you know, in this film film film film film film film film film, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, the the the the the the the, the, the, the, let's actually, let's actually, let's actually, let's actually, let's actually, let's actually, let's actually, let's actually, let's actually, let's actually, let's actually, let's a the movie, let's a the movie, let's a the movie, let's a the movie, let's a the movie, let's a the movie, let's a the movie, let's a the movie, let's a the movie, let's a the movie, let's a the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie, th. It's a thi, let's a that, let's a that, let's that, let's that, let's that, let's that, let's that, let's that, let's a that, let's a that a lion will attack a human being but in this film We talk about the you know poaching is a horrible thing that happens in in Africa and and and animals get? You know, you know scared animals like a lion like in this movie, the lion is scared and ends up, you know, you know, chase in a family? You know, you play you play a widower in this movie right and you go from America back???????? to the th?? th. th. tak? tak. tak? tak? tha? tak. tha? tak. tha? tha? tha, they? they? their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. so you play a widower in this movie, right? And you go from America, back to South Africa, your wife has passed away, you take your children to South Africa to see the motherland, and then you end up in this experience, which is terrifying. I haven't seen many movies where you're terrified. I realized that when I was watching this. I haven't seen I do ugly scared. That's not true.

No, 100% you think so? Oh man, there's no, there's no sexy in this movie. It's a lot of, yeah, I was like, I was like, I wish I did that different, you know? I liked it. It was nice to see a different side of Idris, you know, you. No, it really was. It really was. It's an action movie. What's cool about it is using like a CGI lion. But it doesn't feel like that in the movie. Right, right. Right, right. Right, because you are terrified.

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You're not just making movies, though. Like, you know, what I love about you is you living life. You know, you just seem like you're having a great time. You're out there DJing. And I'm in Abita, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th. th. th. You, th. th, th, th. You, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You. You. You, th. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You, th. You. You. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You're, th. You're, th. You're, th. You're not, th. You're not, th. You're not, th. You're not, th. You're not, th. You're not I mean, you know, I try and spread out the DJ and, you know, so I DJ on, I DJ on, I DJ on Friday nights and I work Monday to Thursday. No ways. So you leave the movie set and then you go DJ and then you spend the weekend at home and then you come back and then...

Cut! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm straight in. You know what I love is the idea that some people might only know you as a DJ now? Because there are people who go to Ibiza who don't watch movies, all they do, all they do, and there are some people who are probably just like, oh, that's my favorite DJ. And one day they're going to see a movie and be like, that's that DJ. It's like, it's the same way. So this is really, this is really ridiculous. I was, I was telling my younger brother who's gonna be on the show.

I was like, oh, Idris Elba's gonna be on. And then he's with his friend. And so his friend goes, who's that? And I said, Idris Alba. He goes, who's that? And he's like, I, that's the guy from the guy who's eating the hot wings. Oh. From the meme? You're a meme? That's the guy from the meme.

That's what he said. He said, that is the guy from the meme. But mind you, you know, I heard a stat that that meme was like, you know, top ten memes in the world. Easily. Easter. It's embarrassing. It's the the the meme. every day. Yeah, but it's not peppers on hot ones. It's like it's extreme. Yeah, it's extreme. It's extreme. It's a good meme though. Is it?

It is? It is. Like, you're like, you're choking. You're choking. I wasn't choking. You know, just spit goes around the wrong throat. Oh, okay, okay. You don't believe me? No, I believe you, but I'm just saying. I'm just saying... I'm trying to clear this up, man.

Let's talk about skin care as well. You know, everyone's favorite couple, one of the top ten couples as well, yourself and your wife. You know, we love your journey, together such a beautiful thing. You've started a skin care brand together, which is, I mean, why did it take you so long though? Well, no, to be fair, man, we started, you know, during the pandemic, you know, and we literally, when we found ourselves locked in a house together forever and was running out of product, so I was like, well, I'm just going to use yours and I didn't know what was in it. And you know, before we know, we have had a discussion about what is in skin care, why isn't it just for humans and it's so genderified. So, you know, the men's face watch.

Yes. Men's face watch is invigorating. Yes, yes. And so we got into the conversation. But it also just, you know, we both work with EFAD, which is the UN department for like, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, youFAD which is the UN department for like you know agriculture yes and we we see that there's a trend where a small hold of farmers who have these ingredients you know can actually help you know the the big marketplaces right especially with ingredients into natural skin care so we found a way to sort of thank you but which kind of way to sort sort of connect the dots you know I love that the tho-so the the th the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. I tho tho. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho. the. the. the. the. the. the. thooooo. the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to sort of thank you but we're trying to connect

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You look like you could be my brother at the exact same age, and I just didn't get the same weight treatment that you got. You're turning 50, look at you, Idris. I don't have to say, I mean, does 50 know you're turning 50? Does 50 know you're turning to age? Like, 50's like, oh shit, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I th. Do, I th. Do, I th. th. to say, I th. Do to say, I to say, you to say, you look like, you look like, you look like, you to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you, you, you to say, I th. You, I th. You, I th. Do, I th. Do, I th. Do, I th. Do, I th. Do, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi. thoo. thooooo. thoooooooooo. to look like, you look like, you look like, you look like, you look like you're turning the age and the age doesn't know that 50's like, oh shit, I didn't know, I didn't know. Like, who are you? Like, who are you?

I don't know, man. I feel like, I feel like, I feel 50. I wake up in the morning, I'm like, a kid and shit. You say this to make this to make to make to make to make to make to make me me me me me me me me, I to make, I th me, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, like, like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like most is that you've lived like such a full life, you know? Some people have only been movie stars. Some people have only done, well, DJing or whatever. But it's like, what I love about your journey is how much you've done. Like, a lot of people don't know, like, their journey. Like, a lot of people.

Like, a lot. or like kicking you out or whatever and can I just say for the record if you were out I would just be like I'll stand outside I'll just be like this dude is outside I'll stand outside were you effective did you ever like did you ever have to fight anybody I was good but I didn't have to fight it was always you know in the voice and you know like excuse me man you can't you can't bring that a gun in here man and they're like okay okay okay it is a the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm like oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh th. I'm th. I'm like oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I I I I I I I I th. I I I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th. It's a comedy club. We don't like them. It's like all the try. You can't, you can't bring, you see even that, you can't bring that gun.

Have you ever heard that sentence sexy before? It's too, you know, I almost want, is there anything you can't do? I want to see what we're going to test your sexiness out. I want to see what the limits of your sexiness are. Really? There are limits? Trevor, honestly. No, there are no limits. We're gonna test it out. I'm gonna find the place that you're not sexy in.

All right, recipes, never sexy. So I'll read a recipe out. pot, chopped vegetables until fine, gently place vegetables in a pot and reduce heat to low simmer, cook until fully tender served warm. That was sexy, no? No, that's because the recipe, you read it. I want to see, this is where we take you down. Okay, heat olive oil in a large, in a large pot. Chop. Chop vegetables until fine. teau gently place vegetables in a large pot, chop vegetables until fine, gently place vegetables in pot and reduce heat to a low simmer. And then cook until fully tender.

And then cook until fully tender. And serve. Give me give you the next. All right, I got you now. I got you. We'll use it. Hand sanitizer. It's the least sexy thing you can do. Every day when I use it, I go, this is not sexy.

Yeah. I use it. I use it. Yeah. And you have to wait. You see? It doesn't matter who you are? Cut the thing and you have to. You have to. You see?

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Yeah. I'm just... A little bit on, you know, I just... I just... You know, I just... No. He didn't put the music on for Trevor, do his again with the music. That's... They've never played music for me. Never. I've worked in this building seven years. They've never played music.

That music was like 70s porn though, right? Is that just weird? I think that music was like from a documentary and then you made it porn? The music was like, I'm from a documentary but for Idris Alba, I will thi, is, is, is, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thu, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, they, thi, thi, they's, they', they', they'''n, they'n-a, they'n-n-n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'-a, thi, th. The music was like, I'm from a documentary but for Idris Alba, I will turn into porn. Right, I don't even know why I'm doing this. Blowing your nose. No one's sexy when they blow their nose. I'll blow my nose. All right. I don't even know, this is a waste of time, but just whatever. Are you sure, man. Yeah, we may as well. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's something where he's not sexy. Yes, we did it.

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