The Daily Show: Ears Edition - The Latest Push for Gun Control & More Gaffes from Joe Biden | Bill Hader

Episode Date: September 5, 2019

Jaboukie Young-White pitches a novel way to solve America's gun problem, Trevor examines Joe Biden's latest gaffes, and Bill Hader talks about "Barry" and "IT Chapter Two." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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this is the Daily Show, thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out. As always, I'm Chavanoa. Our guest tonight is the star of Barry and he's now appearing in the movie It Chapter 2. Bill Hater is joining us everybody. It's going to be so much fun. Also on tonight's show, The First Crime in Space, we figured out how to stop guns,

and Alabama is going to be hit by a hurricane. So let's catch up on today's headlines. Let's kick it off with Brexit. Let's kick it off with Brexit. The world's most unsolvable puzzle. Yeah, it's like if a 12-sided Rubik's Cube was also one of the traps from Saw. And just 41 days after Boris Johnson came in saying that he'd get it done. Yesterday, he officially lost control of his government after members of his own party defected to the opposition.

Yeah, in fact, Johnson's entire day in Parliament was complete chaos. but there's only one chlorinated chicken that I can see in this house and he's on that bench. When will the Prime Minister finally apologise for his derogatory and racist remarks? Racist remarks Mr Speaker which have led to a spike in hate crime. The people of Scotland voted to remain in the European Union were not going to be dragged out against our will by the Prime Minister. Order, very rude for members, order, order, don't gesticulate, don't rant, spare us to theatrics, behave yourself. Be a good boy, young man. Be a good boy! Be a good boy! Order! Order!

That guy would be such a nightmare behind you in the line at Subway. Uh, I don't know if I want to get the banana... Order! Order! Honestly, I don't get why anyone still thinks they can do Brexit. You realize now it has destroyed three prime ministers. I mean, clearly it's cursed. It's like one of the treasures in an Indiana Jones movie. Everyone who touches it is just going to be like melting.

I'm worthy of the pannu. At this point, things in Britain are so bad. Like, I think one of the old countries should just colonize them. Yeah, shit is out of control people. Look at these savages. They don't know what they're doing. Someone just come in and brings to be like India should come to England and be like, look, look, look, look, we hate to do this, but you guys don't know how to govern yourselves. We have to fix this, we have to fix this entire thing. It's for you, it's not for us. You know what's funny is when when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, thi, thi, thi, th for you, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's for you, th, it, to to to, to, to, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th for th. th. to, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to watching that fight in British Parliament, with everyone going off, like the Scottish guy's like, we're the Scottish Union voice, like, order.

It reminded me of how to train your dragon. Seriously, like, you could switch out the Vikings' voices with Parliament, and I promise you the movie would still sound right. Order, very rude for members. Order, don't gesticulate, don't rant, spare us to theatrics, behave yourself. Be a good boy, young man. Be a good boy.

Oda! See, it works. All right, let's move on from international news to interstellar news. Last week, news broke that an astronaut might have logged into her a strange spouse's bank account without permission, which, if proved, would make that the first space crime ever. Yeah, well, technically the second space crime. The first one was when the lunar landed back, racked up all those parking tickets. Yeah, that was illegal. You can't just park there forever. Yeah, but that was a violation, technically.

This would be the first real crime. And you know what's amazing is that the first crime in space would have been committed by a woman. Yeah. That's right, ladies. That's right. You break that glass ceiling, No, not literally, no, you're being th glass ceiling, girl. No, not literally, now you're being sucked into spares!

You guys remember a few days ago, President Trump warned that Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian, and then the National Weather Service had to tell Alabama that the hurricane was not coming to Alabama and that they should ignore the president. Well, today, Trump came out to show everyone that he was right. President Donald Trump appeared to show this altered map of Hurricane Dorian's original trajectory. And you'll see in the picture, there's a black line that goes beyond Florida around Alabama. And so it appears that that was added to this map from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric administration. And you see it was going to hit, not only Florida but Georgia could have, was going toward the Gulf.

That was what we, what was originally projected. Did he draw, did he draw with a sharpie? Like guys, what is life right now? I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm impressed that Trump can locate Alabama on a map, but still, the President of the United States just changed a map with a Sharpie to make himself look right. Huh?

And he thought we wouldn't notice. Everything else, all the lines are in white, and then it's just like this one black line. Like, either that was at all, that was at all, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thean, throoo.ean, thean, thean.ean, thean.ean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean, the all, he wanted to give the hurricane bigger boobs. That's the only other thing I can think of. Someone's like, sir, this hurricane is category 5. He's like, uh, actually, no, it's a 10. All right, that's it for the headlines. Let's move on to our top story. Guns in America. Over the weekend, after yet another deadly mass shooting, the question once again on everyone's minds was, is there anything that could have prevented this?

Now usually the answer to that question is complicated, but in the case of the Odessa shooter, it's pretty obvious. New details of the deadly mass shooting at Odessa, Texas. Officials revealing now the gunman evaded a federal background check to get the firearm he used in the rampage. The gunman who killed seven people and injured more than 20 bought the gun he used from a private seller, not a licensed dealer. Authorities in Texas have said the gunman failed a gun background check in 2014.

And tonight, several law enforcement officials tell NBC News that's because he had a disqualifying mental health issue, but a private sale does not require a background check. Okay, this is just ridiculous people. If you fail a background check in America, you can just go buy a gun from a private seller who doesn't have to do a background check? That doesn't make any sense. Can you imagine if they had that loophole at the airport? The TSA agent is like, all right, step into the machine, put your hands over your head,

and you're like, actually, I got my ticket from a private seller. The TSA agent's like, all right, oh, yeah, yeah, well, that in case, go through, go through, yeah........ Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. the solution. the solution. the solution. the solution. the solution. the solution. the solution. the solution. the solution. I, I. the the solution. I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ta, ta. ta. ta. ta. tas. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. problem is simple. Universal background checks. And it's not a fringe idea. 93% of Americans support universal background checks. 93%. You know how high that is? I don't even remember the last time my phone battery was at 93%. But because the President avoids gun control like it's his other daughter, universal background checks are stalled in the Senate.

Luckily, though, while the White House is thinking about thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, 93, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the thi, the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thirty, thirty-s, toeean, toean, thirty-s, thirty-s, the Senate. Luckily, though, while the White House is thinking about other measures, they have this proposal to stop mass shootings. The White House is working with the Justice Department on a new death penalty bill. The White House wants to expedite the death penalty for people who are found guilty of committing these kinds of mass shootings. And today, the Vice President's Chief of staff confirmed that the Department of Justice has drafted legislation that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th, thi, th. th, th, thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiii. thiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, mass shootings. And today, the Vice President's chief of staff confirmed that the Department of Justice has drafted legislation that would do just that.

Okay, I'm not sure that the death penalty is the right response. I mean, half the time mass shooters have already written a manifesto about how they can't wait to die for the delusional cause. In fact, if you really want to deter them their their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, their, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, is is. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh. Soh.a, the the the t t t t t t t t t t t t t ttoo.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a, too, ish.a, too, too them, there should actually be a law that if you're caught, you have to read your manifesto live at the Apollo. Yeah. That would deter people. There's like some kid on stage, just like, and that's why I believe the white race to be a superior and, oh boy, this was a huge mistake. So, while the Trump administration is dragging its feet on real solutions to gun violence,

action is being taken by America's real leaders, the corporations. In the wake of the mass shootings and growing pressure to act, the nation's largest retailer, Walmart, has announced big changes when it comes to the sale of guns and ammunition. Now the retail giant is taking steps it hopes will curb gun violence, halting the sale of ammunition that can be used in large capacity clips and military-style weapons, stopping the sale of handgun ammo and ending all handgun sales in Alaska, the last state where it still sells them. Another big change, Walmart and the grocery giant Kroger, now asking customers in open carry

states, please do not bring your weapons into their stores. That's right. Walmart won't sell many kinds of ammunition anymore. And they don't want your guns inside the store. Yeah. So from now on, people who go to Walmart's just going to have to tie their guns up outside like a dog. You know? Just be like, who's your good gun?

Who's your good gun? The AR stands for adorable rifle. Yes, it does. For more of the latest push for gun control, we're joined now by our senior gun safety correspondent, Chibuki Young White everybody. Chibuki, clearly Americans can't count on the government to take gun control seriously. So what can be done to address gun violence? Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, you silly little bitch.

We don't need gun control. We just need to decrease gun ownership. Okay, but how do you decrease gun ownership without gun control laws? Easy, Trevor. We just need to make guns gay. I don't know. As far as I know, guns don't have a sexual orientation. Okay, wait, wait, I don't understand.

As far as I know I don't understand. As far as I know, guns don't have a sexual orientation. Well, not at the moment, Trevor, not yet, but I just read this study that says a lot of straight men don't recycle because they're worried it makes them look gay. So we just need to harness that same toxic masculinity and just direct it toward guns, you know, sweet gay guns. But how do you get guns to seem gay? I mean, because guns are gay.

Like right off the back, guns are what? Long, hard keep their guns, Trevor? In the closet. You know, I get what you're trying to do, but for Americans who own firearms, guns aren't just like guns. It's a community of masculine hunters and freedom fighters. Yeah, and we need to point out how gay that sounds. Like the right to bear arms, I love bare arms too. You're gonna have to prime me from his cold dead hands. That's safety right there.

And even the names of gun laws sound gay. Concealed carry, that's like every username on Grindr. The law might as well be called Assbreaker 37. You know? And stand your ground, that sounds like a Kelly Clarkson gay anthem. I'm gonna stand my ground because I'm out and proud. Like, it worked. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know, it worked. It works. I yeah yeah I think I understand your plan like you're gonna make it you're gonna make guns gay so then straight men won't want them anymore so they're gonna give the guns to gay people and the gay people are gonna hand them over to the

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Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to the daycare. You know, despite the recent dropouts in the Democratic race, there are still over 20 candidates running for presidents. Yeah, look at all those smiling faces. There's too many. So, let's catch up with the latest Democratic news in another edition of World War D. There are only 425 days until the presidential election.

I know, that's not a lot of time. It's barely enough time to take a good shower. I exfoliate. There are only 425 days until the presidential election. I know, that's not a lot of time. It's barely enough time to take a good shower. I exfoliate. And over the past few weeks, some of the top candidates have been out trying to get voters, you know, to move them up in the polls. Elizabeth Warren made amends with the Native American community.

Carmilla Harris pitched her health care plans for seniors, and Andrew Yang talked about universal basic income while showing off his universally basic dance moves. But it was Bernie Sanders who made the biggest pitch to voters literally. Bernie Sanders made a campaign stop at Iowa's Field of Dreams baseball field. He hosted a game there in Dyersville on Monday night. Sanders gave a few remarks before the contest and urged his supporters to dream big. If we stand together and not allow anybody to divide us up based on the

color of our skin or where we were born or our religion or our sexual orientation. If we stand together for a common purpose, we can't fulfill that dream. Now that's how you get me to watch baseball. I'm in. Yeah. If Bernie's playing, I'm watching all the baseball games. Because the game already takes like five hours. Yeah, at least this way I'm learning something. Bernie will be there like, we can't slide into home

because the average price of a home has never been higher. So, all 20-something candidates are out on the trail, trying to get more voters. But one, one person, long-time frontrunner and long-time back robber Joe Biden, he's trying to focus on keeping the voters that he has. But that might be a challenge, considering he keeps making worse and worse gaffs. Joe Biden is on the defensive after reportedly mistelling a story on the campaign trail about one soldier's heroism. This guy climbed this guy up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up this guy this guy this guy up up up this this the the the the the the the the their their up their up in their up in their up in a their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I I I I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm th. I'm thiiiii. I'm thi. I'm ti. I'm te.a. I'm.a. I'm.a.a.a. I'm.a.a.a. I'm.a.e. I'm tome.a. I'm tome. I'm trail about one soldier's heroism. This guy climbed down a ravine, carried this guy up in his back under fire. The general wanted me to pin the silver star on him.

I got up there and stand this, the God's truth, my word is abiding. He stood at his attention. I went to pin him, I said, sir, I don't want the damn thing. Do not put it on me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, th. th. th. thi, thi, th. th. th. to do, the to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the damn thing. Do not turn it on me, sir, please sir, do not do that. He died. He died. But according to the Washington Post, who spoke to more than a dozen military and campaign sources, Biden got the time period, the location, the heroic act, the type of metal, the military branch, and the rank of the recipient, as well as his own role in the ceremony, wrong. God damn! How do you get every single detail of a story wrong?

Well, no, that's actually impressive. It's like being in a spelling bee and getting every letter of the word wrong. Just like, your word is obstetrician. Obstetrician. K-T-W-6-Dolour-Si lobster emoe? Obstetrician, K, T, W, six, dollar sign, lobster emoji, obstetrician. And now people used to say that these brain farts are just Biden being Biden. But now, he's starting to forget things

that he really shouldn't. Joe Biden's public blunders continue on. This time, he appears to, at least for a moment, forget former President Obama's name at a town hall. Because they invaded another country and annexed a significant portion of it called Crimea. He's saying that it was President my boss, it's his fault. President my boss, he forgot Obama's name. Guys of all the names to forget, how's he going to forget that one? It's practically his campaign slogan.

How are you going to do that? And I know, I know you're probably thinking, but Trevor, Trump forgets things all the time. Yeah, but he's an expert at playing it off. Yeah, he'd be like, and then of course, the man who came before me, president, you know, you know him. The guy, we all know the guy, we all know, I don't want to say his name, I don't want to say it, Obama, you said it.

You said it, we hate him, folks, we hate him. And here's the thing, it's not just the gaffs, right? Because another issue that's plaguing Biden's campaign right now is the sentiment amongst Democratic voters that he may not be progressive enough for today's Democratic party. And with these increasing, frequent gaffs, many are wondering if Biden is the best choice. So to quiet those doubts as Joe Biden's wife, Jill Biden came out with a simple message. Beggars can't be chooses. You may like another candidate better, but you have to look at who is going to win.

You know, your candidate might be better on, I don't know, health care than Joe is. But you've got to look at who's going to win this election. And maybe you have to swallow a little bit and say, okay, I personally like so-it-so better. But, your bottom line has to be that we have to be Trump. Wow! Voters need to swallow a little bit and say, okay? That's not a ringing endorsement. She's just like, I mean, other people might be better, but like,

geez, I wonder what her wedding vows sounded like. It's like, I take you, Joe, even though Michael was thi, th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, to be to be to be to be thi, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, tho, tho, thooooo, thoooooo, thooooo, thoooooo, thoooo, tho, tho, the better, but like, geez, I wonder what her wedding vows sounded like. He's like, I take you, Joe, even though Michael was technically better, and Steve was hot, but I mean, you're fine, we can make this work. It's probably still better than Joe Biden's vows, though. He's like, and I take you, um, my fiancé, the woman, um, the one, the one, the woman, the one in the white dress. So for the first time, Joe Biden is looking vulnerable, which means all eyes will be on him in the next debate,

which is just one week away on Thursday, September 12th, 2019, in Houston, Texas. Or as Joe Biden would say, Monday, November 8, 1852 in Charlotte, North Carolina. He'll see you there. We'll be right back. We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to the day to show. My guest tonight is an Emmy Award-winning actor who stars in the new movie, It, Chapter 2. Please welcome, Bill Hader!

Welcome, Bill Hader! Welcome to the show. Hello! Great to be here. Thank you so much for being here and congratulations on how many Emmy nominations? Is 21 Emmy nominations for your show? Yeah, between Barry and Documentary Now another show I work on, yeah. 21 Emmy, I mean, come on. Come on. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah. That's like, it's just your knights.

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And then they just started throwing money at us. And so, that's how Game of Thrones worked too. That's how Game of Thrones. Yeah, George R. Martin walked in. And he was like like it's about dragons and they just were like we want them out of the office give them a show the show is successful it's really funny people people are calling it like one of the smash comedy hits you know like just I guess of this

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It's actually like... It's like a thousand page. Yeah, it's a thousand page book. I don't know, yeah, numbers. But, but I, and then, and so, yeah, the sequel, it takes place 27 years later, me, Jessica Chastain, James McAvoy, a bunch of great actors were playing

the kids grown up. And then the kid who got Finn Wolfhardt who got, I played Ritchie in the first lady, Finn, who, who's, stranger things. He got me the job. They interviewed him and they said, who do you want to play, you know, grown up, and he said, wow. Wow. And my agent called me and I was like, that kid's so powerful.

Wow. I gotta get away from him. He is powerful. I'm like, I didn't know, you're just like a goofy little kid. And he was like, no, man, I want you. I was like, okay, cool. One of the things that people love about you is the fact that you, I, I, I, I, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi. that's, thi. thi. thi, ththat people love about you is the fact that you're funny. Another thing people love about you is that you're in great shows. But there's a new side of Bill Hater that I think a lot of people have seen. I mean, the video just went viral on Twitter yesterday again, you know, where you talk about

anxiety. And I, like, I know I appreciated it. A lot of parents appreciated it because it's like a video aimed at a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a, a video, a video, a, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a video, a, a, a, a, a video, a, a video, a video, a video, a video, a, a, a, a video, a video, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a, thii.s,a,a,a, a thi, a thi, a It's like a four minute video where you talk about your anxiety and how you deal with it. But that's a vulnerable thing to do for anybody, to come out and say that, why did you do it? And why do you think so many people connect with the way they do? Well, it's a great organization, Child Mine Institute, and it's about kids with anxiety. And I just got a call about it, and I'm a their, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I'm, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's a that's, that's a very, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's a v...... It's a vulnerable, that's a v. It's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's a v. that's talked about it in a lot of interviews because I was on Saturday Night Live. It's like the worst show to be on if you have anxiety. And so they say, hey, would you record a thing what you would have said to your younger

self. And so yeah, I just did it and just try to be honest. And a couple of things that never really goes away, you just did it and just try to be honest. And a couple of things that it never really goes away, you just manage it. That was the big thing that I had to learn, where I would just keep fighting it. And I was like, oh, this isn't work. So then it was just kind of just accept it.

And then the other interesting things I had to learn why I was on Saturday Night Live, so mine was more like, don't laugh during a sketch because you're nervous or don't mess up your lines or whatever it is or, you know, show up on Saturday even though you don't want to. Yeah, because that anxiety can't be crippling. Oh, it's't know what it was. Mine would take place, and people always think is like heart palpitations.

I would feel like I had the flu. I would just go like, oh my gosh, I'm really sick. I can't go out there. I can't. I would get like, my head would everything would start. And then, yeah? You know what I love about your stories? I feel like it all ties together because in many ways that's the clown in it is that it's like how you perceive, it is like anxiety.

It's like how you treat it, how it like taps into your mind, you know, and then like you've made... God, you're right. Yeah. And then like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And that, that, th. And that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. And, that. And, that. And, that. And, that. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And th. And that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's. this video to help kids and then a kid helped you get the job in IT. What are you? Who are you? Who are you? Oh man, thank you so much for coming to the show. It's Chapter 2. We'll be in theaters.

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