The Daily Show: Ears Edition - The Precap | Jordan Klepper on Mamdani's Take-Out Orders and Trump's Nuke Tests
Episode Date: November 3, 2025This week's host Jordan Klepper joins Daily Show writer Devin Delliquanti to preview the week to come, and recap the biggest news you might have missed. The ongoing government shutdown finally hits ...home as it disrupts Jordan's air travel. Trump demands America dusts off and test its nukes, and tours Asia while trying to figure out what the word "rare" means. And the guys unpack the upcoming New York mayoral race via take-out orders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Devin.
Am I ready?
This first part, it's two lines of script, but he's nervous.
He's like, should I make eye contact here?
Should I pretend like I'm casually reading?
If I casually read, do I have to keep my eyeline on these words the entire time?
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Hello and welcome to the pre-cap where we sit down with this week's daily show host to preview what's coming up and recap some of the news we might have missed.
My name is Devin Delequanty.
I'm a writer at the show and I am joined today by the Jordan Klepper.
Hello, Jordan.
Hello, Devin.
Yes.
Is there applause on these podcasts?
There should be.
your mind, yes. There always is. Every podcast they do, there's applause, there's sighs, and
eventually there's clicking off after about 12 minutes when they realize it's just another
podcast with people talking. But that's not what this is. That's not what this is. This is the
greatest podcast. This is the podcast. All the people want, they want to know what you missed,
and they want to know what you're not going to miss. We live somewhere in the middle here.
This is about what you're going to see this week on the show, but also what we missed last week
on the show. We're edging. This is daily show edges, right?
All right, seamless transition.
What did we miss last week, Jordan?
What did you miss?
What has your week been like?
My week has been being stuck on a tarmac
because of the government shut down
and weather that has attacked the East Coast.
So this is the problem.
When you get to host the Daily Show,
you get to sit behind a desk,
they put you in a beautiful suit,
the audience laughs at your jokes.
It's very cushy.
Life is pretty good.
Very cushy.
If you're John Stewart,
you come in once a week and get to do that?
I like that.
That's a great job.
Great job.
Everybody should be John Stewart.
But when you're not, occasionally, when you're not hosting the show, you go out into the world, you talk to people, I traveled out into the world.
And getting back to New York City was an impossibility this week.
So I spent a lot of time on the tarmac in Memphis because the TSA all across the country is understaffed because it turns out we don't fund the TSA.
We send that money elsewhere or we fight to make political points.
Yes, I've been on the road a bunch in the last couple weeks for some stand-up shows and for,
for daily show stuff, and most of my flights have been delayed, canceled.
Three times in the last two weeks, I've gone up in the air, circled so many times that we ran
out of gas and had to land somewhere else. I spent a day in Shreveport. We landed in Philly.
Yesterday, we were in D.C. We went from Memphis to D.C. to New York, because the weather is
crappy, and also they have, like, two people who are working air traffic control right now.
And they're not getting paid. They're not getting paid.
They're doing more work for no money.
They're doing it.
Yeah, the people who work in air traffic controlled are not getting paid,
so they have to land a plane, then they take an Uber order,
and then they go drop off.
They pick somebody up with Uber.
They do a grubhub, drop off, get a little bit of money,
come back to the airport so then they can land another plane.
So it's taking a while.
If only there was some sort of way that we could elect people
who could be in positions of power,
who could negotiate in good faith ways in which to pay other people
that help the greater good
and our community at large,
that would be a system that could work well.
Now you're just being irrational.
You're right.
I don't think, come on, what are you talking about?
A pie in the sky?
The pie is in the sky because it has not been cleared for landing.
Get the pie down on the ground.
We're hungry.
Bring the pie down to the ground.
The pie is circling Philadelphia
and it's going to be landed.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, we're not going to be able to land that pie in New York City.
We don't have a gate for the pie.
Oh, my God, there's in the sky.
There's so many pies in street.
port right now, just getting gas, waiting to go somewhere else.
So I've missed, I've caught bits and pieces.
I've missed big stories this past week.
I've seen images of Donald Trump being kissed up to around the globe.
Regaled, yeah, whirlwind Asia trip.
What have I missed?
What was happening this week?
He was in Japan, and Japan then to South Korea, then to China, doing it.
a kind of whirlwind trip in order to, I think, secure trade deals and let them continue.
You know, look, when you're doing a renovation at your house, you don't want to be there.
You want to make sure that you go somewhere else.
You want to have a place.
You're like, you know, there's a lot of construction noise.
Once the demolition is done, you're like, all right, I trust that they know what they're going
to do.
I'll check in with it.
I'll have them text me pictures.
Any home renovation is where you, like, go through your phone and you're like,
who's that college friend that I like?
They're not on my first tier of people I visit when I have time off, but let me get to that second tier.
Maybe this is the time that I go to Billings, to stay with Ron from high school, to just see what things are about.
Yeah, we'll see if Shiji Ping has a futon that I can crash on for a week while my neighbors text me pictures of the renovation that's happening at the East Wing.
Some of these details blow my mind in that.
You know, everybody kowtows to the lovely Donald Trump.
these images from South Korea
I heard that he was given a gold
crown. They did give him a crown
yes. They presented him with a crown. It was a
replica crown or something? It wasn't like a crown
crown crown? I don't know how that works. In order to do that
you got to steal that from the Louve. If you want a crown
crown, put in the work. But Trump
doesn't know. He only has replicas
in his office. He just gold-plated.
Something shiny. They gave him beef
sliders with ketchup on it.
Can you imagine?
Like, they treat him like a make-a-wish
kid. Like whatever he wants, just
give it to him, make him feel like King for the day. That's the MO for Donald Trump. But if he had
just a modicum of taste or interest in culture, he could go anywhere in the world and they would
trot out the stories of all mankind, the antiquities of every, every culture. He would have
access to all the world's knowledge. And yet, a man with that type of access gets what he puts
out into the world, which ends up being an overcooked beef slider.
I don't know if you saw this video this week, but it was incredibly funny.
So he landed, I think it was in South Korea, and there was a band to greet him that was playing.
And they were playing YMCA.
They were playing, like, and I just think, like, imagine you're a classical musician that has trained your whole life, and you can play the harp or the piano, and you're the best that you've ever better.
You're like, I have to learn YMCA so he can do the dance when he's on the tarmac.
That's a tough position.
Yeah. It's like grumpy people who like don't like country music but go to Nashville and be like,
there's just no place that was playing the music that I like. It's like you're in Nashville.
Listen to some country music. Take it in. You can live outside yourself for one freaking second,
but not Donald Trump. It was funny to see the difference between Japan has a new prime minister,
and she was being very gracious. She was a very lovely host to the president. Then South Korea,
also very welcoming. And then Xi Jinping came in for a handshake that was,
incredibly, like just very cold.
Like, I was, look, I was watching that handshake, like, babe, are you mad at me?
Like, you seem like you're mad at it.
It had that feeling of, oh, this is very, very tense.
But the handshake lasted for so long.
It felt like, you know that the horror movie together, the Allison Brie and Dave
Franco movie where they fuse at the lips?
Oh, you're ruining it for me.
You're ruining it for me now.
It's on the poster.
They're fused on the poster.
It felt like that for their hands.
they were just fused together and were going to have to live their lives that way for the rest
of the summit.
But, uh, yeah.
This is one of the tragedies of going back to electing very old people for leadership positions.
Like Barack Obama brought the, the fist bump to some acclaim and to some criticism.
Sure.
But it was an attempt to evolve the, the handshake.
The greeting.
And now we've, we've gone back to Donald Trump fighting with people with a heavy handshake, a
hardcore grip, like a very 1980s man kind of handshake, where if we had gone, kept going
younger, kept going more modern, like, where would we be right now? There might be snaps involved.
There could be like little finger touches, maybe soft glances, maybe even just like a, like
a giddy-up finger point gun chute. Like, we could be in a really fun place internationally.
I think it truly might be the most tragic thing about the political situation that we're in.
International diplomacy needs the finger guns, says Jordan Klepper.
This guy, somebody goes with like two finger guns and a little bit of like shoulder movement.
How fun would that be?
Yeah, I think you're getting a trade deal pretty quickly if you're coming in with the finger guns.
Yeah, I want all international diplomacy to look like a Vince Vaughn interaction.
Yeah.
And I will say the handshakes have been taking a toll on the president.
Like when you see, they're saying like, look, this guy shakes a lot of hands.
that's why it looks like an eggplant that died.
It's a very, very...
He's putting himself at risk with the handshakes.
I've never seen that shade of purple in my life.
We should have evolved it.
It would have been better for him.
If you'd figure out some casual way to interact with another human being
that wasn't based on a status game
that he didn't have to win every time,
his hands could be usable.
Yeah.
Shiji Ping, finger guns.
Everyone's fine.
Great to see you.
We're all good.
Instead, this man's hands are.
pulp, and then he can't do Autopenn because I think he's taking, he's revoking that idea.
Yeah, Autopend doesn't work anymore.
Yeah, you're paying yourself into a quarter, DT.
That's tough.
That's very tough.
So one of the things that came out of the summit, too, and the more, you know, sort of
newsy side of it is that, I think, trade tensions cooling between the United States and
China.
I think they postponed, there was going to be limits on the rare earth materials.
that the United States is getting the rare earth minerals that we need for cell phones and
microchips and you know there's a microchip and everything now. Like you buy a like a refrigerator
has to be Bluetooth for some reason so you know when like your milk has expired. You have to.
Yeah, you have to. So those are the microchips and you need the rare earth minerals to make
anything. Turns out America doesn't have a ton of the rare earth minerals, which who could have
seen that coming? Yeah. If they had Googled the words rare. Yeah. We could have been so far
ahead of it. This is, you got to give China credit where they're like, oh, you want to fight about
this? Oh, you want to be ticky-tacking on these tariffs? Cool. Well, the rare thing.
Yeah. You don't get them anymore. Like, ah, do we have those? No, they're rare.
Ah, damn it. I wish we had known. So luckily that has been postponed for a year. So
we're apparently good. But again, how did we not foresee that the rare earth minerals are rare?
My son is seven years old. And like most seven-year-olds, he's into Pokemon cards. And he knows that
when you have a rare Pokemon card, you do not trade it. You do not start a trade fight.
If someone has a rare Pokemon card that you want, and again, I cannot stress enough, he is seven
years old, and he understands the trade rules around rare. So I think this is a good step that we are
trying to solve the rare earth minerals when we don't have them. I gave my five-year-old a pack
of basketball cards. He has very little awareness of the game of basketball, even less
awareness of the players on these basketball teams. But in that card set, there is one shiny
card that is a rookie card. And that's what his first question was, is this the good one? Is this
the rare one? And you say yes, and that is the one that lives and the other ones just get
strewn about the back of the car. Again, now even a five-year-old. But I think the Constitution
says something about not being able to elect a five-year-old. But boy, we're really seeing the
consequences. Those forefathers didn't understand the wisdom that is inherent in these children. And
the wisdom that gets lost to these elderly, elderly folks.
Yeah.
Also, the founding fathers didn't have Pokemon cards, and I think that that was a real problem
for them.
I think that was a problem.
Yeah.
It would have been good.
I like the idea of the pokey, that your son has basketball cards, and then you have
to figure out the trade value of, like, Luca Donchich for Mue 2 or Snorlax.
Like, I don't even know how this translates.
Like, why?
Yeah.
I also don't know if basketball cards are worth it, I think, anymore.
I had to kill time with my son, and we were at a target, and the kid in me saw a whole wall of basketball cards and also those little plastic sleeves to hold them.
And I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to bring this into our life right now.
And it was fun for a little bit.
But again, I think you have to have a little bit of awareness of who these players are and if you can make money off of it.
Somehow you have to connect the Luca Dantje card to crypto in a way that seems like a financial.
investment that is worthwhile of your time.
Can you got yourself a college fund, kid?
You do.
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All right.
So that was the whirlwind trip through Asia.
The other big news, I hope you saw this because I don't want to be telling it to live on a podcast.
But Trump announced that we will be testing nuclear weapons again after 30 years.
So again, that's a pretty big, you know, trading negotiation chip, I would say.
Maybe not a glowing rookie Luca Donchage card or whatever, but still nuclear weapons testing.
Did that make it to you while you're on the tarmac?
Were you glad to be circling Philadelphia because then you didn't have to worry about the nuclear weapons testing happening on the ground?
Yeah, good news, everybody.
They're testing nuclear warheads somewhere, and you know it's going to be forced into a – I mean, who knows how he'll do?
Will he force it into a blue state where these warheads have to get exploded, or will he only give those job opportunities for?
red states, we will see how this gets politicized. This was one of those Trump examples where
he throws out some historical fact that doesn't at all feel correct that has you run to the
internet where it's like, oh, okay, we're doing this again. This feels like this is not something
that has happened in a while and his argument of, well, we're doing this because everybody else
is doing this now. So I'm like, really, really? And I think I quickly looked up, I was like, okay,
the last nuclear test was, do you know when the last nuclear test globally was?
Devin, Dele Quante?
I know that the U.S. was 92 under Clinton?
U.S. was 92.
North Korea was 2017.
Okay.
2017, okay.
The last Russian nuclear test, 35 years ago.
Wow, okay.
Yeah, they had a lot going on 35 years ago.
It did.
Yeah.
He's always, he blows these things up, and if your context shrinks and shoves
and tell you, like, is this really happening in the world?
Let me do one Google check.
He's pulling this out of his ass and now creating chaos.
We'll see if this man follows through on it.
But yeah, great.
I'm so glad to land in New York City to hear what this country is doing.
You're like, can I go back in the sky, please?
It's a great.
Look, if you're going to be short-staffed on TSA, you want it to happen when the nuclear tests are happening.
And this is great, too, because most of the planes I'm on don't have Wi-Fi.
They only have broken biscotti cookies.
So you really go up there, and you are away.
You are away from the chaos.
It's a beautiful, beautiful thing for one shining moment.
My question is, did we already do the nuclear test on the East Wing?
Because that's kind of how it looks.
It's just completely gone.
And I'm like, look, that's a real two birds, one stone thing.
You're like, I got to do this demolition of the East Wing, and I got to test the nuclear weapons.
Look, this is a problem that solves itself.
I mean, this is where you have to keep him away from 90s action movies.
Yes.
Every third movie had a version of the White House explode.
in a dramatic fashion.
And this guy could put those things together.
Independence Day.
Yeah.
There was something down, was it a White House down, not an Air Force down?
I think that was 2000s.
You might have been right.
It might be a Tatum.
Oh, you're going to quiz me about nuclear tests.
I'm going to quiz you about disaster movies.
Yeah, give me the years.
Yeah, what was the last disaster movie that started?
I've got the Michael Bay.
I don't know.
Yeah, White House down.
Olympus Has Fallen.
That was another one.
Those were both came out like same year, right?
Wasn't that that's like mid, that's early 2010s, maybe?
That sounds right to me, yes.
The movie Civil War had a whole sequence in the White House,
but that was just more kind of intense military,
not necessarily a destruction of the White House.
That was like militia based.
Yes.
With friend of the show Nick Offerman as the president.
A lovely Nick Offerman, that guy could do no wrong.
Even as being an awful president in a film like that,
he still does no wrong.
Yeah.
Oh, we're getting enough.
White House down 2013.
This is the kind of research you get when you work at The Daily Show.
No notes about the other nuclear test that took place.
Nothing.
Pop culture stuff, we got it.
I can tell you the exact year that the White House was destroyed in the movie Independence Day
and by which aliens.
Hey, you worked with Nick Offerman on the piece that he did a mother's ogo, didn't you?
I did, yes.
Back in July, about the national parks.
It was about how the national parks were having,
problems with the bathrooms and we're short-staffed. And luckily, that problem is solved because they're totally closed now because of the government shutdown. And, oh, that was another thing. I don't know if this made it to you while you were in the skies this week. But there are people who are going to El Capitan and base jumping. So they're doing, they're going to the top. And normally they would have to do it very early in the morning because they would be stopped. The staff would stop them. But because no one is staffing them, they're just jumping.
with parachutes off the top and landing in broad daylight doing base jumping, that kind of thing.
That's wild.
Yeah.
Yeah, to think of like the national parks can become even more overground and more open to nature.
It's like, I am legend, but for the national parks.
Yes.
Well, I think it's a problem because the government shutdown is impacting people's lives
in a very negative way.
But then there's this thing where I'm like, that is kind of awesome to have somebody
jumping with a parachute off the top of a big cliff at the national.
park. I don't know how to argue with that. I'm like that's, yeah. Like you don't think like, well,
the fundamentals of government are breaking down, but it does mean someone's going to jump over
Snake River Canyon and land it on the other side. And that's pretty great. This is the new
skills that Americans have to work with it. It's like, oh, okay, what happens when the government
shuts down? Find your joy in that space because it could happen a lot. Yeah. We could just do some
awesome stunts over our crumbling infrastructure. And that's going to be really cool. Yeah, a skate park
in the old abandoned USAID building?
Great.
We should just give the keys of the government
to Michael Bay
so he can make awesome disaster movies
but with our actual landmarks
and everything.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got an invitation
for a paintball experience
inside the EPA building
and I can't wait for it.
It's going to be a blast.
Wow.
And it's lead paint
in the paint balls too.
That's even worse.
It's real slap in the face.
So, yeah, that's been part of the government
shut down. But yeah, no, Offerman
very passionate about the national parks
and, um, yeah, it's, what I remember
is he brought you, he brought you, he brought you scotch.
He did, he brought, yeah, he had Lagovoolan.
That is a, that is a classy move.
That is a classy.
He worked with you guys, he brought in Lagovoolan, oh,
and all I could think was, I was hosting that week.
Why didn't I get a bottle of Lagovoolan?
Yeah, that's true.
No, Nick, if you're listening to the podcast, Nick,
I want my scotch.
He brought it to us.
No, I mean, Nick, what does the host really do for you?
The riders are here for you.
to, I presented, I presented Nick Offerman, presenting.
That's a, that's a, not an easy thing, present Nick Offerman.
You know, when we initially talked about doing that pitch, he, he was interested and wanted
to come talk about it, but they were like, oh, you know, he's like the busiest man in Hollywood.
He's in so many movies and everything.
So like as soon as he's it, he's free, he's going to come and do it.
And then I went to see Mission Impossible, whatever it was, seven or eight, the most recent
mission impossible.
And he was in like a nuclear bunker having to decide whether, ever.
Every country in the world needed to be nuked.
And I was like, man, this guy really is busy.
I probably shouldn't put anything more on his plate.
He has to figure out whether humanity lives or dies in a nuclear apocalypse.
I'm like, I'll chill out on the national park script that we hope he's excited about.
We need to get it back on because it is true.
He has been cast in so many situations that are truly the end of the world or the world at the brink of apocalypse,
where he's the president as the democracy collapses, Mission Impossible, where it is, is last,
the last of us, he's at sort of an end of the world or post-apocalyptic situation.
He's really found a niche in the American psyche that's like, huh, who's going to be there when
it all collapses?
Look, if you're going to be left with one man to rebuild humanity, it's got to be Nick Offerman.
I support it. I totally do. That's it.
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So, yeah, so I guess that's sort of the summary of what we missed.
How are you feeling about next week when you're behind the desk?
What are the things you're looking at?
What have you been noodling on while you've been getting ready to host the show?
Well, it's election week.
So definitely in New York, we have a big mayoral election, so people are talking about that here.
It's also exciting New York has
We now have early voting
So people are voting around town
Which
Just as a citizen of this great country
It's so nice to actually have voting be so accessible
I'm excited to see quite frankly
Just how many people show up and vote
And early vote because they seem to make it very easy
At least in my neck of the woods
To vote
And we will see
Do they go with the Curtis Slewa
Who's a man of many cats
Do we have old school Andrew Cuomo, who is taken off the gloves and decided that racism is something that can be really fun to play with on an election day?
It's a real throwback.
It's a real throwback.
Or do we welcome in communism with Zoran?
Who knows?
And Tifa communism is on the ballot.
New York City has to decide.
You have to decide.
Boy, and you're also watching New York media ramp up with what the post puts on its front pages, what the ads are.
So we're really feeling it right now in New York City.
So that's Tuesday.
We're very compelling to see what happens in New York, how people frame it in New York.
And also there's some big governor races that are taking place that I'm sure people will piece.
What does it mean about the Democratic Party?
What does it mean about the state of the nation in general?
And we will have fun both with the results and with the hysteria surrounding the results.
Yeah.
I think the one thing that we know for sure is whatever the message is out of Election Day on Tuesday.
The media will overblow it and misunderstand it because it was less than a year ago where they're like,
New York City has moved very far to the right.
Donald Trump did much better in New York City and the surrounding areas.
And so, you know, it's clear that there's a rejection of the Democratic Party and leftism in general.
And then the next year it's like, so a communist is going to be the mayor of New York City.
It's like, we don't know, we don't know what it's going to be.
But, yeah, for a year it was like, well, you know, the whole country's moving right.
Now it's like, I think we're going to put up a Berlin wall in America?
I don't know.
So it's funny when I travel outside too because this local race has become such a national
race, at least if you're into politics.
And so people are always asking me about what's happening there.
And quite frankly, I feel people are getting too caught up in the politics of it.
Yes, Mom Dani considers himself a democratic socialist.
That is part of the conversation.
That is a big part of the conversation.
And yet, when I talk to people,
around New York City
and you see such a rejection of Cuomo
at the primary stages.
What seems like it really cuts through
is the authenticity argument.
And Cuomo has adopted such
Trumpian tactics in the way
in which he's
politicking right now
that I just feel pushing
everybody away. And there's a
larger conversation as to what the Democratic Party
wants, especially in a place like New York, which is not
like the rest of America.
But I see a lot of
of people responding to leftist ideas, but more so than that, somebody who is not playing with such
an old playbook. Andrew Cuomo had stability to a lot of New Yorkers, and I know a lot of people
who have felt connections to him during the pandemic before some of the information came out
about what was going out at the nursing homes. But still, there was like a steadiness to his moderation.
Yeah. But he has engaged in such Trumpian tactics that have become vile. They feel inauthentic
to who he is portraying himself as. They feel desperate. He's been cornered.
in a way, and has it becomes so cruel in his...
He's revealed a cruelty to his person
that, quite frankly, you're not seen in the Mamdani campaign.
And so, I don't know.
We'll see what all the pundits have to say
about what happens on Tuesday,
and I'm sure they will make it about the politics
of a democratic socialist if he is victorious.
But so much of it to me is about what feels authentic,
what feels outside of the morass of political bullshit right now.
that is what has resonated most for the people that I talk to.
One thing I will say about the Mamdani campaign is he is so skilled at running for mayor of
New York.
Like, I've never seen someone who has run a better campaign just within New York.
And an example of that is you and I were at the final Wu-Tang Clan concert, and then all
of a sudden, as we were there, run the jewels open, then the Wu-Tang Clan comes out.
And then it started making its way through the crowd that Zoran Mamdani was here.
And I just remember thinking, this is a man who knows how to run for mayor of New York City,
to show up, of all the places to show up.
Like, you'll see people at Nix games or Yankee games, and they'll wave on the Jumbotron.
It's like, oh, he's here to see the Rizza, the Jizzah, the ghost face killer.
You're like, there is, like, he's trying to win Staten Island, too,
which is try to put Cuomo and Sliwa on their heels.
Like, that's the kind of thing where you think.
That is such a, it was such a feeling and an energy in that room of the final Wu-Tang
show in the garden and he's like, yeah, I got to be there. You're like, that's someone who,
you know, all the talk about, is he a New Yorker? He was from Uganda. I'm like, this is
someone who's like New York through and through. If he's showing up to that show, there was
such an energy at that show. This is Cuomo. Cuomo might have shown up and shook Riza's
hand and then left. But Mamdani gets there and he, he remembers Inspector Deck, you God,
ghost face, Rayquan, the chef. He puts in the time. RIP, the ODB. RIP, the ODB.
but I think ODB's son was there.
I'm sure he had some base time with him.
I think you are right.
And actually, there was energy around him being there,
which is cool to say.
You want somebody who feels like they are a part of this city
and part of that conversation.
Yeah.
And I think that's one of the disconnects
that I felt in following this mayoral race,
is they're saying like, oh, the kind of implication
that Mamdani is not one of us.
And you're like, everywhere he go.
It's like he is living the experience of New York
that I am living in a way that Cuomo is
not. And that's a really interesting disconnect because I've lived in New York City for over 20
years. I've, you know, I'm around Zoran's district. So I have the same experience that he does
of the city. So with this idea that he's like, this outsider, this scary other, it doesn't
resonate with me at all. Because I'm like, this is a guy who seems like he's in and around
my neighborhood. And so it's not, it doesn't hit the same way. The other thing I will say is
Mamdani's done a lot of press, obviously, in this campaign. And every time,
he mentions a restaurant.
It is on point, the recommendation.
To the point where he did an interview
with the New York Times or something,
and he listed like,
they were like,
what are your favorite restaurants?
And he listed three places.
And I ran home and I was like,
babe, Kabab King is in our delivery zone.
We've got like,
Mom Dani just dropped it.
We're like, get on there.
It was like, in 30 minutes.
We've got to get the chicken biryani
and it was so good.
And then we're like, oh,
to the point that there are,
on the Astoria Reddit forum,
there is a thread about all of the restaurants,
that Mamdani has recommended where people have, like, put them together,
and everyone's like, oh, I love, you know, Abukir, the seafood place,
or, like, on The Daily Show this week,
he recommended Mahmouds, a place on Steinway.
And there was the first tier of people who are like, oh, I love all these restaurants.
And then there was the backlash here of, like,
he's blowing up all our good restaurants.
What can he go and just be like, yeah, you know the McDonald's on 31st Street's pretty good.
Why don't you order from that?
So that's what is the fine line?
That's what does he do as a politician?
Does he get the cred of the good reference, the, or,
Does he not blow it up and ruin it for all the locals who are like, this is our spot.
We found it.
Send them to something.
Send them to a B plus.
Don't send them to an A plus.
The A plus, we put in the hard work.
It is our little secret.
And yeah, but there is a part of me that's worried that if he wins, everyone's talking about like,
oh, if a Democratic Socialist take over, I'm like, if this guy moves out of my delivery zone,
my food quality is going to go down.
So I don't know how to feel about it.
But if he stays in the delivery zone or all these places are going to blow him?
up and be, you know, too crowded, it's, this is, these are the issues the New Yorkers are worried
about.
This is why you show up at the polls.
You have to have your voice heard.
Yes.
Yeah.
And know where your good biryani spot is, where you get the best seafood in your neighborhood.
And look, I don't, to be fair, to give equal time to both candidates, I know that's not a
law anymore, but Andrew Cromo did an interview and he was asked what his favorite restaurant
in the city was.
and he said fresco by Scato.
And that's a, it's on Madison Avenue.
And there was this great video where the person who was interviewing him was like,
what kind of food is that?
Which you think you'd be able to tease together, fresco by scato,
Andrew Cuomo is an Italian place.
But so it led to one of my favorite sound bites of the week,
and we could play it for you right now.
Take a look.
Who is it?
Sounds Italian.
Italiano.
Yeah, come on, classic.
Lasagna.
A natural.
He's just like one of us.
It was pretty good.
Italiano.
Yeah, come on, classic.
Lasagna.
I have been walking around my apartment just saying that to myself for like a week and a half now.
I'm just doing the dishes going, Italiano, lasagna.
this cultural stuff you get in all of the political campaigns, but I do think you learn a lot
from somebody as to what their true taste is, what food, the recommendations they have. You have
those friends who have good food recommendations, have good music recommendations, you trust
them, you understand them, you understand what their point of view is. And from a food
perspective, like that is a very trusted position. Like, I have so few nights out with a child and
with work, that if I'm going out once a month or so to a restaurant, it better be a good
ass wreck.
That person needs to understand the things that I like, the experience I want to have,
the price range I want to play within, how far away I want to go to it.
That is a delicate piece of information that I only have a few people that I would ask
that from or take that recommendation from.
And if you are somebody who is savvy enough to know what people might like, what types of
things appeal to most people, and yet,
is specific enough that it's not trying to appeal to everybody.
Like, that, you know, that is a, I'll take that litmus test more than I'll take a
litmus test on, you know, what you'll do with the roads, what you do the housing.
Like, let me know, biryani spots in Astoria, do you have an inn?
Andrew Cuomo, maybe I'd go to him for basic lasagna in Midtown.
Yeah.
He probably knows how to find lasagna in Midtown.
He knows the Italiano.
He knows the lasagna.
Slewa.
What about Slewa?
Slewa, Slewa knows how to, he's like, I'll tell you how to make tacos in a bag.
Do you know tacos in a bag?
You take ground beef, you put in a Ziploc bag, you crunch up some Doritos.
I can, yeah, I know a lady who makes it out of our house go to that spot, which you know what?
I also respect.
If you can find a good taco in a bag in New York City, God bless you.
I bet Slewa can help.
I will say he is famously a cat guy, that he has a lot of cats and has talked about moving them into Gracie Mansion.
I bet Slewa knows exactly the bodega to get the cheapest fancy feast, where they have like the back bowed.
He probably knows the owner and the bodega cat by name.
He's shaking the paw on the way in.
So, you know.
Slee was got, he's got the bodega cat vote in the bag.
Does he ever?
That he has.
Yeah.
Yeah, I, it's funny, the, I looked into the Cuomo restaurant once he recommended it
because I'm like, you know, I want to be fair here.
And what I didn't appreciate is fresco by Scato owned by Rosanna Scato.
who is the Good Day New York anchor.
She and her family owned that Italian restaurant.
That it's, you know, local New York celebrity owned.
It's our version of the Michael Jordan Steakhouse in New York City
is Rosanna Scotto's Italian joint with lasagna.
I tell you, if you're in Chicago and a mayoral candidate recommended the Michael Jordan Steakhouse
as the place to go to, I'm not mad at it, you know?
I'm, in fact, lean in, lean in hard.
Yeah, my roommate in college, we went out to Chicago for his bachelor parties from there.
Like Michael Jordan Steakhouse, great.
And I will, I'll blow up my office made it work.
Scott Harkman, I was talking to him about this.
He said he had a birthday at Fresco by Scotto, and he enjoyed it.
But the reason he enjoyed it is because they only charged him $100 per person for an open bar.
And he's like, I drag way more than $100, and so did my friends.
And I asked him, how was the food?
And he said, I don't remember because of all the tequila shots.
So fresco by scotto, apparently a very good place welcoming for the birthday.
And food that you might not remember because the open bar is so welcoming.
Boy, that very much just tells you how young Scott is.
Yeah.
What we're like, he's like, oh, if I know a place where you can drink as much as you want for a hundred dollars, we're going.
Presco bascato.
Prescoe bascato.
Blow that shit up.
Yeah.
And if you like it, owned by a local news legend, Roseanne Escado.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That's the move.
So, yeah, those are the issues that are important to us in the New York City election.
And we're going to, trust me, if you, I think our Wednesday show is mostly going to be a food review show.
So, I think that's right.
Yeah, tune in Wednesday where we look at, we get all the food from all of the hot spots around town.
We bring it in, we have a taste test.
We tell you what democracy tastes like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is show me what democracy tastes like.
This is what democracy tastes like.
That's it.
I don't know if you know about this either.
One of the other big pieces of news, not as fun next week,
is that the Supreme Court is hearing argument about the tariffs
and whether or not the tariffs are legal.
And apparently, when asked about it,
the President Trump said he might show up to the Supreme Court
and sit there to watch the arguments happen,
which is a real intense boss move.
That's a wild boss move, but it's also, if that man can sit quietly in an audience and listen to people articulate legal precedence for an hour and a half, I will be more than impressed if Donald Trump does that.
I mean, they will have to welcome him in by singing an a cappella version of YMCA, so he feels welcome.
Did he hear there was like free beef sliders there?
Did he get the catering menu? Is that what drew him in initially?
They also could offer him a crown, ironically.
A metaphorical one, but...
I think that's a crown is a crown.
That's essentially that I believe
what they'll be discussing.
Yeah. I was talking to our
researcher, Adam Chodokov,
about this, and he mentioned
the immediate connections to the Godfather
Part 2, which is where I think the boss
of the mob family comes in and
sits in the courtroom during a trial
is sort of an intimidation tactic. And also
happens in the wire, where, if you remember
the very first episode,
there's a trial that's happening, and
Stringer Bell, played by Idris Elbow, walks in,
and sits in the back, and it's sort of an intimidation tactic to be sitting in the courtroom
as the arguments are happening, to let everybody know who's really a charge.
Did you remember the first episode?
You remember the first episode of The Wire?
A wonderful show, no disrespect, but the memory.
What was the last time you watched the first episode of the Wire?
Well, we rewatched it in, I think, 2021 with some friends of ours.
We had done, it started, this is a little in the weeds of my life, so I don't know how many
daily show podcasters care about this, but we did a full watch of the Sopranos rewatch,
night, ate Italian dinner.
Italiano.
Italiano.
I'm watching the lowdown.
I'm watching the lowdown right now because Ethan Hawks on this week.
So that's one of the fun things of hosting is you get to binge the work of the people
we have.
We have Ethan Hawke, I believe, is on Thursday.
So I watched his most recent film, which I really enjoyed, and the lowdown, which
is freaking great.
Yeah, very.
It's got nothing but amazing actors in it.
It's fun, fun pulpy story.
Great Peter Dinklage episode in that one.
Great House Sparks episode.
episodes. Yeah. Killer Mike of Run the Jewels is in the lowdown. Killer Mike is great. There's a couple acting legends in it. Tracy Letts, an amazing playwright wrote August of Sage County. Maybe my favorite theatrical experience I've ever seen. Only rivaled by, actually, only rivaled by the other theatrical experience I loved called Gats by Elevator Repair Service. And the actor in Gats, which they perform and read the entire
book The Great Gatsby on stage.
It's a six-hour theatrical experience.
It's one of the most phenomenal theatrical experience
I've ever been a part of. And the person who
reads it is Scott Shepard, who is also
in the lowdown.
It's amazing.
I'm looking at all these connections.
First of all, our podcast audience is like,
what is this podcast?
We're talking about, yeah.
They talk to, it's like, if you ever
want to paint us as
elitist New Yorkers
stuck in our liberal bubble,
play this podcast where we talk extensively about the biryani in Queens
and how elevator repair services six-hour rendition of the Great Gats
be called Gats is one of the great theatrical triumphs of modern times.
And you'll be like, yeah, these assholes, do they really get what they're talking about in the rest of America?
And I would if the planes would land me there.
That's what I'm telling you.
These are the issues only relevant in a local New York City election.
and this is the week that it is a New York City election.
So we can live in this just for this four days,
and then we have to step back and not talk about these things anymore.
Indeed.
Look, these are the things that Swayvoters in New York City.
Which district has the best production of a classic novel read by a downtown theater company?
These are the things we need to know.
This is it.
Tune in.
But yeah, we're national culture, too.
This is how you get an independence day.
This is how you get, you know, the big, the big tent poll.
franchises. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you have to let it bubble. Let the outside world see what
is resonating with them, and then perhaps it gets replicated on a larger scale. America is a
beautiful tapestry, knit to get local communities and cultures knit together to be one giant thing.
We just got a note on the chat. Olympus has fallen 2013. That's another one.
No, no update on that.
Elevator Repair Service Productions of Gats?
You're not for not.
Okay, fair enough.
Oh, that's it.
Time for a segment.
We're calling The Daily Show and Tell.
So, Jordan, what is something that isn't a depressing headline that you've watched, read, or listened to, or argued about, or just that's generally been on your mind lately that you would like to share with our dear listeners?
I will say, we've talked a little bit about our hip-hop love.
and on the road this week
I got a surprise drop
of one of my favorite musicians
Aesop Rock dropped a new album called
What is it called?
Oh yeah, I heard it's a mess there too
I haven't done it.
Great title.
I love Aesop Rock.
He is a wordsmith.
He's sort of like if
God, he's like
if like Jack Kerouac
was a graffiti artist.
He's like a beat poet
meets hip-hop culture.
He has so much fun with words
and one of my all-time favorite artists
dropped, surprise dropped
an album in the middle of the week
as I'm on the road and it just
lit up my day.
So I always, in those dark, weird times,
try to find some musician who brightens it up
and I would definitely say
Aesop Rock Test after May.
That's great. Were there any standout tracks
that you recommend? Yes, he's got
one called, I think, Sack Lunch or Something Lunch
which is
it's just about as fun
a song as you could have
and actually I was
he released it six months ago
as a video
where he sits in what looks like
his home studio
like hoodie up over his head
just wrapping it half on camera
half not on camera
and I sent it to a friend of mine
I was like I love this
it's so nonchalant
cool and also
middle age
in a way that I think
resonates so well with me
where it's like clearly a man
who has been working on something
for days
who doesn't want to get out
and overproduce it
and just wants to sit
in his warm sweatshirt
and wrap for about three straight minutes
and to me it was
masterful and lovely
so as a middle-aged man
I can truly appreciate it
thank you ASAP Brock
very good
what about you
so for me
I as a parent
I read a lot of kids books
and there's an amazing one
that was recommended
to me by a friend of mine in the neighborhood that's called Moonshot, which is about the moon landing,
the Apollo 11 mission. And relevant now because I saw there was a new story this week that
Kim Kardashian believes the moon landing was faked. If she was talking about it, I believe with the actress
Sarah Paulson. And reading this book, I was blown away by the technical achievements of a real
moon landing and how the stages of the rockets work. And I, you know, I had always seen the footage
of Apollo 11 taking off and knowing about the three of them and the stages of the rockets
and then the lander.
But just I had never seen an illustration of how all of it fits together and the stages
and times at which each parts of the rocket fall apart.
And then how the command module will come out and then dock with the lander.
And then that will go out to the moon.
And then the lander has to pop back off the moon and go back to the command module.
and then how it all comes back.
Just the, look, if they faked it, which I don't think they did,
that is a real commitment to, they had to engineer how it would have worked exactly.
And it really is a marvel to see the, you know, the feat of engineering that it was
to make all the pieces work and to figure out all the stages of it
and to get two people to land on the moon.
And one guy to kind of just circle the moon and not land on the moon,
which is arguably the more important part of the whole thing is, you know, be the designated driver to the moon is real tough.
So I recommend that book, Moonshot.
And it reminds me there was a book that we got for some friends of ours, the first friends of ours who had kids a decade ago.
We got them a book called Laika, which was about the Russian program where they shot the dog.
they found a street dog and, like, tested whether or not, you know, the spaceflight,
what the spaceflight does to, you know, a creature inside.
And real weird book to get for a kid.
Yeah.
Just so you know, we're all expendable.
Yeah.
Enjoy.
Good luck with your life.
Yeah.
And there's a kid's book version and then there's a more grown-up graphic novel version.
But it is, it's basically if you're giving a kid, like, if old yeller was also the movie
Gravity.
where you're just like
sometimes
look sometimes kid
humans will just shoot a dog into space
with no plan to bring it back
welcome to being a person
so moonshot
is a much better entry into the space program
because yeah
it shows a feat of engineering and you bring
everybody back in one piece
and that's great
there's a happy ending
start with the happy end
and let them understand
the realities of space travel
maybe maybe that's a middle school thing yes to all you readers and all of you uh parents out
there start with moonshot work your way up to likea get the order right guys yes your kids will
thank you uh your kids therapists will thank you and go from there um all right so i think
that's all uh that's all we have time for today um uh we'll save something for the show for next
week, yes? I think so. I think there's a few theater experiences I had in my early 20s
that I think will make a good first act on it. Yeah, that really is all the time we have. Yeah,
no, I should probably, yeah, no. My name is Devin De Laquanty. Thank you Jordan Klepper for precapping
with me. Catch him hosting the Daily Show all the rest of this week or else. Do it.
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