The Daily Show: Ears Edition - The Precap - Ronny Chieng on Escalator Conspiracies and Whether American Chaos is Fun
Episode Date: September 29, 2025This week's host Ronny Chieng and Daily Show writer Matt Koff preview the week to come, which may or may not include a government shutdown and/or a societal shutdown to welcome a new Taylor Swift albu...m. They also weigh in on the headlines, including Trump and RFK's Tylenol announcement, whether the UN should move to avoid New York traffic, and if it was Epstein's ghost that stopped Trump's escalator. If you want to think critically about the news you consume, check out Ground News through our link: http://groundnews.com/ears You’ll get 40% off their Unlimited Access Vantage Plan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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So we're, this is it.
I guess this is it.
Okay.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi, Ronnie.
Can I say hi?
Are you hosting this?
I think I'm hosting it, but it's not an interview.
Oh.
It's a conversation.
I think this is a cold open.
Okay.
Okay.
Hello.
We're in the middle of a cold open.
Shut up.
Okay.
Now I drop the card.
All right.
Hi, welcome to the pre-cap where we sit down with this week's daily show host to talk and preview what's coming up and recap some of the news that we may have missed.
I'm Matt Koff. I'm a writer here at The Daily Show. And I am joined today by Mr. Ronnie Chang.
Thank you. You look like a writer at the Daily Show.
Well, I am. Good.
Yeah.
You have, I don't know if you grew into this or you got hired because of this.
Well, I mean I can write.
Sure, but you also look like you can write.
What does that mean?
Do you know what I mean?
I have a beard.
I have a beard.
You have glasses.
You're wearing a goddamn hoodie.
They gave this to me.
Yes, and you're wearing it.
You look like a right.
And you got a beard, yes.
Yeah, I got a beard.
So only writers have beards.
You know what you look like.
You're cultivating.
this image. You've been
cultivating this image for like as long as I've known you.
I don't know what you mean. Over 10 years. You know what I mean.
My beard grows on its own. I don't ask my beard
to make you look like a writer. Yeah, but you look like a
comedy writer and your beard helps. Can we just talk about the issues?
Sure. Sure. So,
Kimmel's back. Great.
Yeah. I love Kimmel.
Yeah. Do you get, do you know him?
Yeah, I know him. He's always, he's, he's, he's, I've been a
guest on his show a few times he's he's honestly a great guy and he's super smart yeah by the way like
when you're i did who wants to be a millionaire with jordan clipper oh right and kimmo hosts that
and kimmo like he can answer everything really yes if he did the who wants to be a millionaire he
could probably win a million dollars every week and not just because they give him the answers
yeah he he he's he's actually really smart guy my mom saw you and jordan she was like really
surprised that you guys were you did well right yeah wait
Is you surprised that we were on it or surprised that we did well?
That you did well.
Oh, okay.
I mean, you know, you never know.
We should have done better.
Oh, really?
We should have done better.
If you watch what we did on it, which I guess you should because it's me, Jordan, and Kimmel.
So support freedom of speech and watch our Who Wants to be a millionaire episode on a different network.
And we psyched ourselves out of it.
We got pretty high up and then we psyched ourselves out of the answer.
Oh, wow.
Which is frustrating because we knew the answer, but then we talked ourselves out of it.
Oh, okay.
That's how we lost.
Yeah.
So were you raising money for charity or something?
I guess so.
Yeah, something.
It wasn't to me, which is a bummer.
So you don't know.
So you need a lot of the answer, but you didn't know what you were raising money for.
We knew, but we didn't really care.
We were there to win this game.
Okay.
All right.
Well, listen, Kimmel's back.
Are you worried about the Daily Show?
Are we allowed to, can I ask that?
Am I going to get electric shocked if I asked the wrong question?
Who are you talking to right now, by the way?
I don't know
They just kind of forced me to
They said you have to grow a beer
You have to host this podcast
Right I can't tell if your overlords
Are the Daily Show or the FCC
Right now?
Anyone who will pay me
And not kill me
That's my overlord
I think like
Am I worried
I think
I don't even want to talk about this
Because I don't even want to put this in the universe
But I have a strong suspicion
That the president
Doesn't watch
Basic cable
Yeah yeah
And I'm not complaining about that.
No, definitely.
I think for him, TV is ABC, NBC, CBS, and Fox.
Yeah, definitely.
And everything else is like, what?
It's kind of fun.
So, like, we just kind of do whatever.
Do whatever.
And if he does find out about us, that kind of means we're doing really well.
Yeah.
Because we've gone super viral.
Yeah.
He finds out about us, we'll do really well for another week.
And then that's it.
And then that's it.
But I do, I mean, tell me how you feel about this.
Like, I feel like, I feel like,
as much as obviously
I'm a freedom of speech guy
being a comic and having chosen to come to America
but I also feel like
we did not get into comedy
for the job stability
now that's true
so when people are like you worry about your job
I'm like I was never supposed to have job security
I'm basically a circus performer
sure exactly yeah so if I want a job security
I would have stayed in law
that's right so in a way in a way i just feel like we we go as hard as we can every show and then
whatever happens happens and totally yeah i don't know if you i mean i i did not get into it
for job security but now i like jobs because now i'm in my four i start when i started out
i was in my 20s yeah i was like i'm an artist yes you're an artist and now i'm like i have a mortgage
yeah you're in your 50s now i'm in my 70s now i'm in my 70s
now and uh social security who knows how long it's going to be around for you look rough your before
and after comedy photos are rough you know you have photos of me before i did comedy when i was a
before and after uh huh i when i started here i looked way younger and it's it's it's been a little
over 10 years it's been a deterioration for sure yeah you oh since you've been here since i've been
here has been a deterioration yeah you look exactly the same oh thank you may look better but
As long as you're going to stand by the insult for me, that's fine.
I won't take it personally.
No.
Well, freedom of speech people here.
Yeah, right.
You could just hurt people's feelings.
That's why we're, that's the American way.
Yes, American way.
We hurt people's feelings.
And if you cry, we, we yell at you for not supporting freedom of speech.
Exactly.
It's great.
It's great.
Yeah, okay.
So Trump is.
We're supposed, we can't just have a conversation.
We have to talk about important things
I guess
You can't just sit here and insult me
For the entire
You know
Okay
Okay
Okay
All right
So how do you feel about
Like
Trump just switching teams
Now he hates Putin
Oh does he hates Putin now
Now he hates Putin
Or
Does he hate Putin or is he just saying
That Ukraine
Should win now
Before he's on team
Ukraine
He's on team Ukraine now
Yeah
It's hard to keep up with
I think
Um
The logical
geopolitical
should be respecting people's borders.
So, yeah, you should probably respect.
I think you should be on the side of the country who's,
you should be against the country that is not respecting someone's borders.
I think it's a very basic.
So you support Ukraine.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So him switching over, I guess, is a good thing, right?
Yeah.
Here's what I want to know.
As some, you're not from here.
That's no secret.
You're not from America.
Please don't say that into the microphone.
You're, okay.
You are from America.
Yeah, don't summon ice here.
Okay, fine.
We don't want to summon ice into this podcast, and it will be a very different podcast.
Yeah.
I'll call them off.
Imagine 20 minutes of this episode, this one negotiating with ice that.
Oh, that would be a great podcast.
That would be like podcast history.
Do you, are you, how do you feel about Trump?
Are you just, because I feel like if you're not from here, maybe he affects you a little less
emotionally? No, I think that's not it. I think for me, I've been, I've had, I have aspired to
come to America for 20 years of my life. 13 years of my life. I left when I was 7 and it took
me until I was 30 to come back. So what is that? 13 years. And so that long of wanting to
come back and wanting to come back to do comedy and getting to do it. Actually getting to come back to
America and be on the daily show and do stand-up comedy so for me like I always viewed America
with rose tinted glasses and I always excused a lot of its flaws because I just felt like the pros
outweigh the cons or it was part of your dream it's part of my dream also maybe there's an idea of
like like hey I like it because of the show business like I like back to the future I like
Michael Jordan, I liked Ninja Turtles.
I didn't, I wasn't supporting the Iraq war, you know what I mean?
And it's very convenient for me to obviously, like, disassociated that.
But that's my, my point is that what I like about America wasn't, that wasn't the war stuff.
It was the pop culture.
That would be weird.
And it's the industry I joined.
So, so I always kind of viewed it from that lens.
And this year, it has been tough justifying, it's been a little tough, justifying why, you know.
I think America is too fun.
It is very fun.
I think that's the problem.
We have a fun president.
Yeah.
We're fun.
There's nobody who's more fun than America.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think.
Like culturally, you know.
We're very chaotic fun.
Chaotic fun.
That's the thing.
I mean, that's the problem.
It's like two sides of the same coin.
Yes.
Chaotic fun.
The reason that you wanted to come here is like the same reason everything is like fucked up.
Like, it's just like, it's like, it's like, it's a country that ate too much sugar.
Yeah.
I mean, I didn't come here for the case.
But I've learned to embrace it.
Yeah, totally.
I did come here for the fun, but not necessarily chaotic fun.
Right.
But I guess I take your point.
I think the American fund did not use to be this chaotic until the last five years or so.
I think it's social media.
Yes.
It's taken on the...
Everything boil over.
It's just crazy.
Yes.
I think the...
Look, we're not coming out with new takes here.
No, no, no.
Social media is bad.
I think the country has taken on this persona of the comment section.
comment section.
Yeah,
too much.
Yeah.
You know,
and it's like we
shouldn't be the
comment section.
And I actually don't
believe America
actually is the comment
section.
I think if I can say
something in defense of
America is that I think
we, a lot of us
are too online
and we take the internet
to be the reality of
America when it really isn't.
Oh, definitely.
You know, there's a lot of,
there's a lot of shit
that happens on the internet
that we assume is American,
but it's actually not.
Totally.
You know what I mean?
And not only is it
from not American sources.
Some of it's not
not even human.
sources.
Yeah.
Some of it's just AI bots trying to cause...
Stir up shit.
Stir up shit.
And then the other aspect, if you really want to have some perspective, is that, like,
I think in America we tend to over-index on what's wrong with America because we have
this freedom of speech and freedom of press for the most part.
And we have these journalism institutions that report on America and how bad it's doing.
Right.
And I think we...
And they profit from that.
Right.
And I think we over-index on what is wrong with America a lot of the times.
And I think if you want to do an actual serious geopolitical analysis of this country compared to other countries, you can't do that without factoring in what is going well in America and also what's going badly in other countries as well.
But because of the nature of our conversations and the Internet and whatever, we just talk about what's bad here and what's great overseas.
And I don't think we're talking enough about what is okay here.
like, you know, the liquid capital that exists in America is insane.
I think the GDP of America is, like, bigger than the next five countries or something.
Don't call me on that.
Oh, yeah. We have a huge military.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's good.
Sure.
I mean, I'm not saying it's good.
Like, we shouldn't use it.
Sure.
But, I mean, we can afford it.
That's good.
Right.
And, uh, and, uh, I mean, a lot of Americans are poor.
Sure.
Right.
Again, here we go.
Overindexing on what's wrong with it.
I'm sorry, America's fine, we're doing great.
Yeah, so there's a lot that is going well here.
As an immigrant, that's my perspective.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, 100%.
I mean, I just, it's just interesting because I'm like, I'm writing for you.
We're talking about Trump, and I'm feeling embarrassed.
For the country?
For the country as I'm writing for you.
And I'm like, I don't necessarily know, you know what I mean?
Yes.
That was why I was a little bit hard, like writing for Trevor,
because I have all these emotional feelings about Trump and like, oh, God, we elected this guy.
Yes.
And then I'm writing for a host who's not American.
Yes.
Your perspective must be like, wow, this is interesting.
It just may not hit you in the same way.
Yeah, well, well, you're not wrong.
I'm just humiliate.
No, no, you're not wrong about that because being an immigrant who chose to be here, I need to.
Oh, that's true.
Maybe you're dumber.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You shouldn't have come here.
I shouldn't have come here.
I want to leave.
You want to be here.
Yeah, I want to be here.
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Yeah, so listen, Tylenol, um, it's, what, what is the thing with it?
Like, you're like, oh, now he has a problem with Tylenol.
And then you're just, I'm just like, well, why?
Tylernol didn't give him campaign money.
I mean, that's, it has to, there can't be much more than that, right?
It's all about money.
I think, uh, I don't know if it's that simple.
I think it's multifactorial, but all the factors are dumb.
I don't think there's anything smart about it.
I just think the people in charge of the health, what's it called?
The Secretary of Health.
Yeah.
He has a really anti-science view of the world.
Oh, definitely, yeah.
And of science.
And so he has this weird agenda of trying to connect dots that don't exist.
Sure, yeah.
specifically between pharmaceuticals and, I guess, autism.
Autism, yeah.
And so he just loves any excuse to be like, this causes autism.
He loves to find a cause of autism.
Yeah, there's that.
But then there's, like, Trump just kind of...
Goes along with it.
Yeah, he goes along.
Not only, he really went and, you know, Tylenol pretty hard.
Yeah.
Which makes me think that, yes, there's the RFK autism thing.
Yes.
But then there's like, I got the sense from how many times he's like,
don't take Tylenol that there's some personal vendetta.
Like maybe he had herpes in the 80s and he took Tylenol.
It just didn't work.
And he's like, I'm going to get you Tylenol.
Right.
Yeah, I think he, I think someone told him, well, RFK Jr. told him, this is my take.
Right.
And I think for some reason, Trump is like, yeah, okay, I'll sell this take.
Let's go.
Let's go.
And then he just goes.
It can only good happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's very bizarre, but also is it more, it's, it's par for the course.
Oh, sure.
Right?
It's as bizarre as anything.
It's like, yeah.
It reminded me the bleach thing from the first term.
Yes, the bleach thing.
He just loves to get up and spew misinformation.
Yeah, about health and science.
Yeah, he likes to play doctor too.
It's kind of funny.
And I don't know what the, I don't know how to stop it.
I mean, it's, it's not your job to stop it.
Right, it's not.
We're on basic cable, yeah.
No, well, I mean, not my job stop, but I don't know what anyone can do about it.
You kind of have to ignore it a bit, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
I think if you're half the country, hopefully more, you will ignore it.
Right.
I just, I get.
worried about people who are just like, well, he's the president, so what he's saying is
right. Yeah. Like, you know, I just, I don't know how many people have critical thinking
skills, but based on the fact that he got in again, I'm guessing not too many. Yes. Does it get
old covering Trump for you? Um, you wish that we talked about. I mean, there was a, the producer here
Ian Berger had a great take on that. He was like, did you imagine we'd be talking about when you
started doing comedy? Did you imagine you would be talking about one guy for
12 years of your life.
Exactly.
One guy.
Yeah.
So does it get old?
Yeah.
In a way of like, I wish we didn't have to talk about this.
Yeah.
And I will take a functional country over a, you know, a easy source of comedy any day.
Does it get old?
Yes.
And then does you always find new angles?
Yeah.
He always finds a new angle on something.
It does feel like he's working.
for us in a certain way.
He's like,
I'm going to bring
an RFK this season.
I'm going to hire.
Oh, this will be a great, like,
six months of material.
Exactly.
It's just,
he really does function
like a writer.
He's just pitching stuff to us.
Yes, he's great at improv.
Yeah, improv.
I would say.
No teleprompter at the UN.
No problem.
No problem.
No, no telephone, no problem.
He's great at persuasion.
Oh, yeah.
Very persuasive person.
And he's great at
Stand-up.
He is a master.
Yeah.
Does it now wherever he beats Josh Johnson.
I mean, in terms of prolific.
Yeah.
Just barely.
Yeah.
But he has a lot of followers.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah, he went to the UN as well.
Trump went to the UN.
Trump went to the UN.
Talked a bunch of shit.
Talked a bunch of shit.
The escalator didn't work.
Escalated didn't work.
A lot of stuff broke down when he was on it.
Yeah.
Which is kind of funny.
Yeah, I think it's funny.
Yeah, that's a thing.
Not only does he do funny things, funny things happen to him.
Yeah.
He attracts chaos.
He attracts chaos.
I mean, things kept breaking at the UN and now there's the conspiracy of like, was it orchestrated
or was it just things that the UN are really dysfunction?
No, I know.
And also, it's like after he's been shot at and all these things, who cares if the escalator
has a word?
It's a little de-heightening.
Right.
Like, I'm like, oh, we found the guy who pressed the button.
Yeah.
It's tough to beat getting shot at.
Yeah.
Yeah, if he climbed the non-working escalator and had a heart attack, then we're back in interesting territory.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, he went to the U.N., teleprompter broke, escalator broke, and then something else broke?
My faith in humanity.
So do you think this was orchestrated or?
I bet there's some guy who's just like, well, I'm just going to fuck with him a little bit.
Right.
Who wouldn't take that chance?
Right.
You know, give him some gum and his teeth get all black.
Well, the other thing is he was there talking shit about the U.N. as well, right?
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like, you know, if you're going to poke the bear, you know, they're going to be out, okay, well, you know, I think it is.
What?
The ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
He lived on the east side, not far from the U.S.
He lived on the east side?
Yeah.
Oh, the ghost of Jeffrey.
You never been?
To Jeffrey Epstein's apartment, no.
Oh, yeah.
I've never been.
It was great.
A lot of wine.
But why would he fuck with Trump?
They were, like, friends.
Well, now Trump is like, oh,
I never knew the guy.
You know, he means nothing to me.
Right.
This is his like, stop denying our friendship.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, he's probably in hell, you know?
Epstein?
Right.
Just like hearing all this mean things.
And he managed to get our hell to fuck him, fuck with Trump in the UN.
Listen, I don't know.
I don't even believe in God, so I don't know.
So, so, yeah.
But America, the last couple years, has been very anti-U.N.
Oh yeah
And America was the one
That started the UN
I know
So it's
I think the UN's moving to Africa
Right
I read somewhere that
Yeah no
That's true
They're moving out
New York
I mean
Yeah
I hate to see them go
But like at the same time
I'm like
Yeah
New York doesn't need
You guys
Yeah
Do they know
Like is it
Is it the high plains
Like
Hopefully it'll be like
Good climate
Circumstances for the UN
You know
Parts of Africa
Are not
As hospitable
I'm about to say something racist, let's go.
What, that part of Africa is a desert?
That's racist?
Yeah, I think it feels racist.
Parts of America are a dead.
It feels racist.
Hey, you know what?
As a New Yorker, 10 years now, this is my 10 year anniversary at the Daily Show and 10 year anniversary
in New York.
I think I can call myself a New Yorker.
Hate to see, love the UN what it stands for, we don't need the traffic here.
That's true.
Let's go.
Africa, is it racist to say it has a lot of stuff?
space that is racist yeah everything you say about africa is racist yes it's great even that
i love i love every single person that that is condescending and therefore a little
condescending yeah i like everybody from africa you don't hate one person um i don't hate
one person from africa no not even one person i haven't met what about criminals what about
african criminals they deserve another shot oh wow okay that's condescending what why is it
condescending because you're you're saying that walk them up throw away the key
that's good
I mean
do you have that
then I'm
incarcerated
no
this is
I'm trying to
I'm trying to get
get him in trouble
what is this
this is a precap
this is not
I know
I don't even know
we're not indicting that cough
all right
enough living in the past
Ronnie
you're hosting
the daily show
this week
for I think
is it the first time
no you've done it before
the fuck
so yeah
there's a lot of news
there's a government
shut down that's looming on the 30th.
That's tomorrow, Tuesday.
Okay.
Do you know anything about that?
The government, it's always almost shutting down.
It's always almost shutting down.
Yeah.
That's one way of phrasing it.
Yeah.
It's almost always shutting down.
That's bad.
It is bad, but there's a normalcy to it now.
I think also don't the Republicans control every branch of government?
Yeah, they do.
So how can it shut down?
I guess if Democrats put up a fight, I don't know.
It's not going to.
shut down. Anyway, what's the other thing that's happening this week? Taylor Swift is going to
release a new album. A new album? Good for her. Have you ever met her? No. Okay. No. Are you excited for
her and Travis? Sure. Can you just say a nice message to them in the camera? Love Taylor Swift.
Love Travis. Travis was a question and the wants to be a millionaire. Oh really? Yeah. Did you get it
right we yeah we took a while but yeah we got right it took some deliberating but we got it
cool yeah um the question was where is the where where where are the kelsey brothers from
what state took a while took a while together what what state oh we figured out oh ohio ohio how did you
do you phone a friend because they were white and we were like ohio is the white state yeah and
yeah yeah yeah nailed it um okay now we're going to do seven
we call The Daily Show and Tell.
What's something you've watched, read, listened to, argued about,
or has just been on your mind lately?
Maybe like a recipe.
Do you have any good recipes?
This is such a weird pivot.
Well, good recipes.
I found a great paleo chili recipe.
Okay.
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You want to eat a bit healthy and you want a simple meal that's one pot.
Yeah, I love a one pot.
One pot, pressure cooker.
You know I've been eating a lot of?
Miso soup.
Oh, yeah.
It's very easy, like you just make it at your desk.
Oh, you're doing instant miso?
Yeah.
Oof.
It's fine.
Sure.
I can't tell the difference between that and, like, getting it at a restaurant.
Oh, okay.
You have no palate.
I have no palate.
Okay.
I could eat dog shit.
What's the Jewish biscuit that's really dry that I ate?
I ate some reason.
Are you talking about matzah?
Yeah, matzah.
I had that for the first time.
Yeah, what did you think?
I was addicted to it.
You were addicted to matz?
Yeah, I couldn't stop eating it.
Was there a crack on it?
No, it was just matza with nothing on it.
And Dan Radosh was like, hey, you got a, like, you know this is not going to come out of your body well.
And I didn't know that.
He said it's not going to come out of your body well.
Yeah, he said it's very dry, and so it gives you constipation or something.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is that true?
I don't know.
I mean, not every Jew knows about constipation.
What about matzah?
I know a ton about matz.
Yeah.
It's unleavened bread.
I don't know how much matzah Daniel Radash is eating to the fact that, like, he's getting serious digestive.
Well, no, he was telling me.
He was telling me, because I was going to town.
on this matzah.
Oh, you were?
In the writers, I was like,
well, I'm not,
I was like, cookie monster
with this matza.
And he was like,
hey, just let you know,
like, you know,
you should probably watch out
for the, how it,
you know, don't overdo it.
It's a very supportive
workplace here at the daily show.
There you go.
You're eating,
you're drinking miso soup,
I'm eating matza?
Yeah.
I mean, why can't the world be like this?
But we are like this.
The world.
We are like this.
The world is like this.
The internet is not.
Do you think one day everyone will just be eating matzah, getting constipated together?
Yeah.
And then drinking too much miso soup and then having diarrhea, you really think that world is possible?
That world, we live in that world right now.
All right.
I don't know.
I don't believe it.
What do you mean you're living it?
I am?
I am.
Yeah.
You don't think other people in the world are doing the same thing?
No, I, well, it doesn't feel that way.
It feels like we are a nation divided a world.
You got delete Instagram.
You got delete Instagram.
That's my, you want me to wreck something?
I recommend this, dumb phones.
Dumb phones.
Dumb phones and reading.
Okay.
Read books and get a dumb phone.
Any books?
Sure.
I read, this is a while ago, I read three body problem, sci-fi.
Okay.
Very, very life-changing.
There I say, believe the hype.
It's a great sci-fi series.
I don't want to spoil anything, but what's interesting about three-body problem?
They made it into a series and we had Rosaline Chau,
from the show on Netflix on the show as a guess
but I read the book before I
watched the TV show both were great
the book I never realized
how much of sci-fi for me
was Western sci-fi
oriented
I just assumed that was what sci-fi was
and this is sci-fi written by a Chinese guy in China
and you can tell this different philosophy
and I don't think this is spoiling anything in the book
but Western sci-fi is very much
there's a hero who has to save the universe
most of the time at its core
this Chinese sci-fi
this particular one anyway
is very much like hey
no one's coming to save us
we're all in this together
oh wow okay it was a very interesting
yeah it was a very interesting
change of perspective you know
yeah and when you read
three body problem you you can tell that
it's it's not written by an American
in a good way
and Neil Brennan
read it and told me he didn't, he couldn't believe a human being wrote it.
Oh, interesting.
That's how, like...
But there is a protagonist, like somebody you identify.
There's a few protagonists.
It's written from different perspectives.
Okay, interesting.
So it's not just one guy for three books.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, I see.
There's time skips.
There's different people coming in and out.
The overall themes are there.
Honestly, it's great.
It's a great book.
Okay.
Three body problem.
Yeah.
So read books and get a dumb phone.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's my cure for...
Oh, the world right now, I think.
Okay.
Great.
No one's going to listen to that.
Yeah.
I mean, do you think anyone's actually still listening to this?
No, no.
They stopped that when you said Africa.
Ronnie, you've been a wonderful guest.
Thank you for having me on a podcast.
And I've been a wonderful guest because I don't host this podcast.
Okay, so who is hosting this?
I don't know, but the door locks from the outside.
If you want more Ronnie Hot Takes, I think you're just going to have to watch the
freaking daily show.
Please.
Thank you, Ron.
Thank you, Matt Koff.
That's right.
You're welcome.
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