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Episode Date: June 6, 2019

Trevor examines U.K. politician Boris Johnson, Lewis Black rails against the wild popularity of CBD, and Randall Park discusses his Netflix film "Always Be My Maybe." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm tell Nola, thank you so much for coming out. Thank you for tuning in. Let's do it, let's make a show. Our guest tonight is one of the stars of the movie everyone is talking about on Netflix, Always Be My Maybe. Randall Parker joining us everybody. Love this guy. Also on tonight's show, straight people can finally be themselves. Lewis Black wants to

get you high and we meet the British Trump. So let's catch up on today's headlines. Illegal immigration. It's how I got to the Daily Show and it's the problem President Trump can't seem to solve. For the last three years he's been trying everything to curb illegal immigration. I mean threatening a wall, putting kids in cages and probably the most inhumane lining the border with movie spoilers. You know, discourage so many people. Papa, will we try to get to America today? Not yet, Pedrito.

I haven't seen the new Avengers. So, because illegal immigration is still going up, Trump's latest idea is to impose tariffs, increasing tariffs on Mexico until they stop allowing migrants into America. But Republicans in the Senate are saying that Trump is moi loco. President Trump is facing some serious opposition from his own party over his plans to impose new tariffs on Mexico. Well there is not much support in my conference for tariffs, that's for sure. Look I think it's safe to say you've talked to all of our members we're not fans of terrips. We're still hoping that this can be avoided. Ted Cruz, he the the the the the the the th. He th. He th. He th. He th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi is thi thi is thi is thi thi is thi is the is the's the, the's thi. thi. theo' theoeoeoes is thoeoued is the. the. the. the. the is the is the is the is the is the is thoe is thoe is thoe is thoe is thoe is thoe is tho. tho. tho. thoed the is the is the is the is the is the is the the the to toe toe toe toean. toean. toean. toean. toean. toean. toean. toean. toean. toean. toe. We're still hoping that this can be avoided. Ted Cruz, he says the president is playing a game of chicken with Mexico and he says there's

no reason for his constituents back in Texas to pay the price for a massive new tax. That's right, even Republicans don't think Trump should be playing chicken with Mexico. Although I'm pretty sure that he would win. I mean, have you seen what that guy can do to chicken? Have you seen? But yes, President Trump has threatened a trade war with Mexico, which would increase the price of everything, electronics, beer, and food in America. And now, tensions are running so high that Trump has sent Mike Pence to negotiate with Mexico. Yeah, which I'll be honest, I think is genius. Because Mike Pence isn't worried about America losing Mexican food. He's never had it. I mean, yeah, this guy's so bland when he eats a meal,

he's like, mother, this is so spicy. Did you have mayonnaise? All right, moving on to some other news coming out of Boston. Pride Month is a joyful time for the LGBTQ people. And really, anyone who's not an asshole. But if you are an asshole, well, this is good news for you too. USA Today says a small group of men sparked outrage in Boston by announcing plans to hold a straight pride parade in August.

The group called Super Happy Fun America says it advocates on behalf of the straight community. It released a proposed parade route that mirrors the path of this weekend's LGBTQ pride parade. Hell yeah! Finally, someone's standing up for straight people. Woo! Yeah, I fully support this movement. If straight men want to grill steaks while wearing cargo shorts talking about how much they love watching scarface, no one should try to stop

them. And yeah, no one's trying to stop them, but that's not the point. The point is straight people deserve a parade because they've been oppressed for too long. You guys realize that straight marriage has only been legal for like 4,000 years? Huh? You realize straight people are the only group that don't get their own slur? Huh? Why do you think that is? Huh? Straight Pride Parade, get f'c out of here, man.

It's so, it's so truelly, right? Especially a straight pride parade in Boston. The city has had six Super Bowl parades. What do you think that is? And finally, moving on to news that's blowing up online, the next time you wish that you could call a helicopter to take you to the hospital, you may want to think again. A Mountain Rescue in Arizona nearly spun out of control. Chopper crews were hoisting a 74-year-old woman to safety when that red basket you see carrying her began

spinning. That lasted for about 40 seconds. Rescuers say she is okay other than suffering some dizziness and nausea but they say this problem is pretty rare. Holy shit. I'm genuinely so happy that lady is okay because like I watched that video and still when I watch it out it looks horrifying. The worst part is when she landed they made her pin the tail on the donkey. Like seriously though if that were me I would be throwing up for the rest of my life. Yeah, the ride home from the hospital, we're like, blah, blah, blah, blah, 20 years later, I'll be walking my daughter down the aisle. She'd be like, Daddy, this is the best day of my blu.

And what sucks even more is that knowing America's health care system, I wouldn't be shocked if next month she gets a hospital bill and it's $1,000 for the helicopter ride and like $200,000 for the spins. Yeah. She'd be like, why am I paying for this? They'd be like, well, actually, it's a dollar for each spin. But you had a lot of them. You saw how many you got. The good news is though, she got to the hospital and she got the treatment that she needed, which was being spun around a thousand times in the opposite direction.

All right, that's it for the headlines. Let's move on to our top story. Today was the final day of President Trump's official trip to the UK. And it's safe to say it wasn't the smoothest presidential visit of all time. Trump beefed with the mayor of London, tens of thousands of angry Brits poured into the street to protest him, and on the way out, his motorcade ran over Mary Poppins. And let me just say, let me just say, as a member of a former British colony, I enjoyed every minute of this trip.

Yeah, because now the British know what it's like when an unwelcome white person shows up, stays too long and tells you how to run your country in the language you don't understand. That was good time. Thank you, Trump. Because, you see, Trump didn't just visit the UK, right? He also took every chance to let the British know who he thinks should be their next Prime Minister. President Trump's trip to England is starting off with a bang. The president injected himself into British politics by endorsing former London Mayor Boris Johnson to be the next prime minister. I know Boris. I like him. I've liked him for a long time. He's, I think he'd do a very good job.

He's that you or Boris Johnson has the best hair. I don't know, but I do think he's a good person. I think it's gonna be a very interesting. Who's the British Trump? Is it Boris or? Well, I guess. I don't want to say I don't want to destroy anybody's. I don't want to destroy anybody. I don't to to to to to destroy anybody. I don't to destroy anybody. I don't to to destroy anybody. I don't to to their their their to their their their their to destroy anybody's. I don't to to destroy anybody. I don't to to to to to to to destroy anybody's. I don't tho. I don't want to to to th. I don't want to to destroy to destroy to destroy to destroy to destroy to destroy to destroy to destroy to destroy to destroy anybody. I don't to destroy anybody. I don't to destroy anybody. I don't to destroy anybody. I don't to destroy anybody's their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their their their their their. I don't their their the. I don't thi. I don't thi. I don't thi. I don't thi. I don't thi. I don't thi. I don't thi. I don't the from President Trump. He's like, I don't want to associate them with me. I mean, that'll tarnish their reputation. You don't want that. Yeah, and he's right. It's true. It's why Melania kept slapping his hand away. She was like, no, Donald, you're going to thank my approval ratings.

But it is clear, it is clear. Donald Trump is a big fan of Boris Johnson. And when you look into it, it makes sense, right? They were both born in New York City. Both of them had famous cheating scandals. They have similar political beliefs. And look at them. I mean, look at them. They look like they were separated at birth. And I mean purposely, like, separated at birth. And I mean purposely, like separated at birth, like the nurse was like,

these two humans should not be in the same place at the same time. Send one to England, send one to the US and pray they never meet. Another thing that makes them similar is that for years no one took either of them seriously. And now, just like Trump, Boris is poised to become the leader of his country. Which used to be a cool job, but thanks to Brexit is about as desirable as being Kanye West social media manager, you know? It's just like, what? No, delete! Jesus was not wearing yees on the cross.

But who is the man? Many have dubbed the Donald Trump of the UK. Well, we we we we we we we we we we we we we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, took, tho, tho, took, took, took, took, took, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, took, t, took. took, took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took took, took took took t man? Many have dubbed the Donald Trump of the UK. Well, we thought, why don't get to know him in another installment of, If you don't know, now you know. Meet Boris Johnson. British politician and stunt double for Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber. Now many of you might be hearing about him for the first time but in Britain he's a household name.

Alexander Boris to Pfefell Johnson is the only British politician known universally by a first name. Boris he began his career as a journalist. Johnson spent eight years as as the Mayor of London, always willing to perform for the cameras. Johnson struck political gold when Britain hosted the 2012 Olympics. He gained praise for steering London smoothly through the event. There were a few embarrassing moments for Johnson, most notably when he got stuck on a zip wire. I guess at the same time, it's probably good preparation for handling Brexit. Get me a ladder.

Oh man, that is so embarrassing. He's stuck on a zip line up there. I guess at the same time, but it's probably good preparation for handling Brexit. You know, it's just a, oh boy, how do I get out of this? Any ideas? Any ideas? I thought it would be much easier. So Boris was the mayor of London and a character who did things that made people laugh. But just like Trump, he also gained a reputation for his trash talk. Boris Johnson has refused to bow to calls from all sides to apologize for saying women who wear face veils look like bank robbers and letter

boxes. Johnson also blasted the president's decision to move a bust of Winston Churchill from the Oval Office. He called it quote a symbol of the president's decision to move a bust of Winston Churchill from the oval office. He called it, quote, a symbol of the part-Kenyan president's ancestral dislike of the British Empire. He described Hillary Clinton as having, quote, dyed blonde hair, pouty lips and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital. This on President Putin. Despite looking a bit like Dobby, the house elf, he is a ruthless and manipulative tyrant.

Okay. I honestly can't believe he said those things about Muslim women and Hillary Clinton, but you do have to admit, Vladimir Putin does look like Dabby. I mean, he does. You know, it looks like Doby. I mean, he does. You know, it looks like Dobby got a job at KPMG. Like, look at him. But still, but still, it's pretty balsy for Boris to make fun of someone for looking like a Harry Potter character,

when he looks like a midlife crisis, I mean. Look at him. Like he looks like Melfoy got addicted to potions and he's been trying to sustain his habit ever since... th. th. th. th. th. th. You, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th.. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, to look, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to look. It, thi. It, thi. thi. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, tooomyomyomy does does does does does does does does does does not look like, thii. tooomyomy does does does does does. tofoy got addicted to potions and he's been trying to sustain his habit ever since. And despite his controversial quotes, Boris has continued to rise in British politics. In fact, after serving as London's mayor, he joined Parliament and became a prominent voice for one of the biggest blunders in British political history, Brexit.

The leave campaign which says Europe costs too much and controls too much has been led by former London Mayor Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson believes he owns the victory. Vote leave, my friends. I believe that this Thursday can be our country's independence day. When you look at the EU now, it makes me think of some badly designed undergarment that has now become too tight in some places, far too tight, far too constrictive, and dangerously loose in other places. What?

Forget Brexit. What's going on with this dude's underwear, man? Did he forget to take off that zip line harness? Is that what happened there? It's almost like he was so distracted by his uncomfortable underwear that it just snuck into his speech? He's like, my friends, Britain is like a wedgy being pulled deeper and deeper into the butt crack of the European Union. You know, squeezing the testicles tight against my body, which the the the the the the the, which the, which the, which the, which the, which the, which know, squeezing with the testicles tight against my body, which was

enjoyable at first, but has become extremely, extremely uncomfortable ever since. Now if you excuse me, I'm headed to the bathroom to save the testies that I have remained. Now here's what's crazy. Here's what's crazy. Before the Brexit vote, Boris lied to voters in Britain about the benefits of leaving the EU. And now that Teresa May has taken most of the Brexit backlash, he might get her job. But he's part of the reason that she's losing it. And you thought the patriarchy was dying, baby. We need to throw a patriarchy parade. I'll see you guys in Boston. Yeah!

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we call Back in Black. As you all know from my Instagram, I'm not just a booty model. I'm also a wellness junkie. As you all know from my Instagram, I'm not just a booty model, I'm also a wellness junkie. I'm always looking for the newest shortcut to a healthier life. Whether it's the paleo diet, Pilates, or committing medical insurance fraud. I may not have the body of a 35-year-old, but I have his blue cross card. See, you can imagine my excitement when I heard of a new, all-natural miracle drug.

Now to the soaring popularity of CBD, that extract from the cannabis plant that doesn't get you high but is being promoted for so many uses, from insomnia to chronic pain. You just feel very calm. It's like it's like taking a big chill pill. CBD oil comes from the hemp plant. It has trace amounts of THC but usually too small to make anyone high. Not enough THC to get you high. Challenge accepted. This will be a lot easier than the time I try to get drunk on Purel. It got rid of my gingervitis and my stomach. But yes, the new wellness rage is CBD,

marijuana's less fun cousin. They say it has all the benefits of weed without the high. But then what's the point? I only smoke weed to get high. I'm not doing it to make friends with white guys who love Reggae. So you might be asking yourself, Hey Lou, where can I get CBD? The answer is everywhere.

CBD is popping up all over, infused in just about everything. Coffee, tea pastries and candy. CB infused lattes, even dog treats. It's now even on fast food menus, a CBD infused cheeseburger at Carl Juniors in Colorado. And possibly even ice cream. Ben and Jerry says it can't wait to add the compound to some of its pints soon. Well, of course Ben and Jerry would add CBD to their ice cream. They've already added everything else,

pretzels, popcorn, potato chips, and you don't want to know the ingredient in Chunky monkey. But I'm going to tell you anyway, it's horse testicles. Ha ha! Didn't see that coming, did you? Neither did the horse! Now, if you want the benefits to CBD without putting on the pounds, the good news is there's a wide range of dumb ways for you to stick it in your body. CBD is on track to become a 22 billion dollar industry by 2022.

We're seeing it in everything from shampooes, bath bams. Not to mention the flood of lotions, oils, creams, and sprays. This CBD yoga class taught by this boyfriend-girlfriend duo says it's all about deepening your connection to yourself. The CBD calms you down and allows you to really go deeper into your practice. What a scam. If the CBD calms me down what the hell do I need the yoga for? If yoga is not relaxing you, you're just paying to fart in public and that's, and th. and th, and th, and that's th, and th, and th, and that's th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th. th, th, the the the the their, their, the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, thi.a, thi.a, thi.a, thia, thia, thi.a, thi, thi, the, what the hell do I need the yoga for? If yoga's not relaxing you, you're just paying to fart in public. And that's why I use Uber. So the whole world is doing CBD.

But there's one tiny issue. The B in CBD might stand for bullshit. There's still no conclusive scientific evidence yet that CBD products actually have health benefits. Fire beware, you know, wait, no going into it that there is no evidence for it, but if you're going to walk out feeling better, I'm not going to say that's a terrible thing,

but again, as a scientist and as a society, let's get the real evidence. So, we don't know if Cbidb we do know it makes a buttload of money. Basically, CBD is Ivanka Trump. And if you're a CBD user who's getting angry because I said it doesn't work, guess what? You getting angry means it's not fucking working! But, if people are willing to pay big bucks just to calm down, forget CBD. I've got you covered.

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Lewis Black, everybody. Take it right back. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is one of my favorite actors. He's a writer and producer who stars in the ABC hit series Fresh Off the Boat and the new Netflix film Always Be My Maybe. Please welcome, Randall Park. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Ah. Welcome to the Day to show. Oh, it's so good to be here. Are you kidding me? I told you this when I bumped into an event, and I still mean it to this day. You are truly one of my favorite actors. I think you're one of the funniest people on screen. Oh man for real

though this movie has come out and I mean I'm sure you've seen the response it has been amazing it's been amazing people you know people are raving about Ali Wong who's also amazing our film and the two of you the two of you have come together and created something thousand the the th. th. th. the the the th I I I I I I the th. th. th. that. the that. that. that. that. that. that. th. that. that. th. th. th. the. th. th. the. that. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. the. the the the the the the the to to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thee the the the the the is really connected with people on many levels. Where did the film come from? Because you guys co-wrote and basically created the film. Yeah, I mean, well, Ali and I are old friends. We go way back, we're in the same, we came from the same college theater company at UCLA, we always wanted to make something together. And we've worked together here and there, wea, and she w worked together, and she th and she th and she th and she tho, and she tho, and we're, and we're, and we're, and we're, and we're, and we're, and we're, and we're, and we're, and we're, and we're, and I and I and I and we're, and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and together, and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and to, to, to......................................................... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th three seasons. And we just always wanted to do our version of when Harry met Sally. Because that's like my favorite movie, you know.

So we, the opportunity came and we just got to writing it. Right. You borrowed from your life to write the script, which I really loved about the story. Because I didn't know these parts of your life, you know because you play a character who is living at home in the Bay Area, and what I loved is how you created this world. He's not like the cliche, like, I live at home with my mom so I'm a little sluby, like, yeah, yeah. Why did you, why do you use your life and why was it important for you to create a character

that was like, that was real, yeah, well we wanted to, we wanted to reflect these real people who exist in the Bay Area, this real community of people. And yeah, it was important that my character, Marcus, wasn't a schlub. You usually see the guy who lives at home is a schlub and smokes weed. And my character smokes weed, but he's not a schlub. And we just wanted to create real people. Yeah, that was really important to create people, you know, who are human beings. Your character, who is this guy who lives at home, and he falls for a celebrity TV chef played by Ali Wong. Yeah.

And he's like, I want to get that girl, which is highly unlikely. What I think shocked a lot of people in the movie is Keanu Reeves who pops into it. How does this play out? Well, you know, so Marcus and Sasha played by the Great Alley Wong, we have their old friends and they reconnect out for 15 years and they had a pass. Yes. And at some, at one point, Marcus realizes that he's in love with Sasha. And at that point, she starts dating someone new. And she's a celebrity chef, so she knows famous people. And the famous person happens to be Keanu Reeves, which is Marcus's worst nightmare.

And so yeah, so there's a, it's a great sequence in the film, and it's just great. It's great. He's surprisingly funny though. He's hilarious. Yeah, because everyone knows, like Ke on a reason like John Wick and the Matrix and like kicking ass and diffusing bombs. But he's actually funny. Oh yeah, we forget about ad libbing and like television. Oh gosh, he was improvising a ton.

He brought so much to the table. We forget about Bill and Ted's a classic. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and he's such a great guy. Just a wonderful person. You have to say that because you've seen him use guns. Let me ask you this before I let you go. What I liked personally in the telling of the story is just how you have yourself and you have Allie and it's just normal. It's not normal.

It's not a big difference for you as an Asian actor in Hollywood. It's just like seeing these roles come up and just be normal. You're not playing like the quirky sidekick, you're not playing like, you know, Asian funny friend. For sure. You're just, you're a leading man and then it's a leading woman and it's just a story. I mean, you know, when an alley said this in an interview and I thought it was just so so so well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well, so well, so well, so well, so well, so well, so well, so well, so well, so well, so well, that when you populate a movie with Asian characters, you know, you don't have like the Asian girlfriend or the Asian boss or the, you know, you have the quirky girlfriend, you know, you have the, you know, the mean,

we get to be human beings. Right. Yeah, and I think that was what we were going for. We just wanted to tell a real story that ultimately everyone can relate to and who happened to be Asian American. It's funny, it's heartful, it's blowing up for a good reason. You're still one of my favorite actors. Thank you so much for coming on the show. I really appreciate it. Always be my maybe.

It's streaming right now on Netflix. Randall Park, everybody. The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show Weeknights at 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central and the Comedy Central app. Watch full episodes and videos at the Daily Show. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram and subscribe to the Daily Show on YouTube for exclusive content and more. This has been a Comedy Central podcast. Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, TGID. Thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about. All the thirty. thir. thir. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. This the the th. This th. This th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, TGID. Thank God it's Thursday.

We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches and I know that I listed that fourth but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go but how many of them come out on Thursday. I mean talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.