The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Trevor Noah's Daily Show Debut

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

Trevor Noah debuted as Daily Show host on this day in 2015. In his first episode, Trevor discusses Pope emojis and John Boehner, interviews Kevin Hart, and gives a nod to Jon Stewart. He also introduces a new correspondent, Roy Wood Jr., who discusses NASA's discovery of water on Mars.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, TGID. Thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday?

I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. You're listening to Comedy Central. September 28, 2015. From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York. This is the Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah, thank you so much for joining us. Our first guest, comedic rock star Kevin Hart. That's right, Kevin Hart is joining us today. So, before we get started, before we get started, before we get started, I just wanted to say a few things.

First of all, this is surreal for me. I'm not going to lie, growing up in the dusty streets of South Africa, I never dreamed that I would one day have, well, two things really, an indoor toilet, and a job as host of the Daily Show. And uh... of the Daily Show. And now I have both and I'm quite comfortable with one of them. So you know but the truth is now I'm in the chair and I can only assume that this is as strange for you as it is for me. John Stewart was more than just a late night host. He was often our voice, our refuge, and in many ways our political dad.

And it's weird, because dad has left. And now, and now it feels like the family has a new stepdad. And he's black. Which is not ideal. I also know that many people have questions. For example, why isn't a woman hosting the show? Because surely it's about time. Well, it turns out that Comedy Central did ask women to host, and the woman they asked to turown the job down because they all had better things to do and clearly knew something I didn't. Also, why didn't they get an American to host? host? to host? to host? to host? to host. to host. to host. the to host and the woman they asked turned the job down because they all had better things to do and clearly knew something I didn't. Also why didn't they get an American to host?

And again, Comedy Central tried and those people also declined. And so once more, a job Americans rejected is now being done by an immigrant. And you know, many people are part of the reason that I'm sitting here today, but above all I would be remiss if I didn't acknowledge one man, and that's John Stewart. Thank you, John. Thank you. Thank you for believing in me. I'm not quite sure what you saw in me, but I'll work hard every day to find it. And I'll make you not look like the crazy old dude who left his inheritance to some

random kid from Africa. And to you, the Daily Show viewer, both new and old, at home or on your phone, thank you for joining us as we continue the war on bullshit. Now, seeing as this is my first show, we wanted to start it off with something a little light. So here we go, Syria. Just kidding. It's the Pope! Yeah! Pope Francis captivates the capital. More than 20,000 people at Madison Square Garden. 80,000 at Central Park. One million people in Philadelphia.

Like a rock star was arriving. Popemania. Pope a Paloza. Pope by Southwest. The world series of Poper. And what do you give to the Pope that has everything? There have been a number of new emoes created to commemorate this trip, including one of the Pope kissing a baby and another one of him eating a sub.

I'm assuming it's a Philly cheese steak. Finally, Pope Mojies, for when you want to inject just the right amounts of confusion into your late night sexting. Suk, girl. You up? Because eggplant, winky-face, c' co' pop pop pop pop pop, poa, the Pope, pop-pope. the Pope, the Pope, the Pope, the Pope, the Pope, the Pope, the Pope, the Pope, the Pope, the Pope, and pop, and pop, and pop, and pop, and pop, and the Pope, and the Pope, and the Pope, and the the Pope the the the the Pope the to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Pope, the Pope th. th. tip, tip, tip. tip. tip. tip tip. tip tip tip tip, tip, tip eggplant, winky-faced, cartoon Pope likes cheese steaks. Good luck figuring that one out. But in quieter moments, his holiness wanted to talk politics. Climate change is a problem. The vulnerable, you know, in our world. As the son of an immigrant family, I'm happy to be a guest in this country, which was largely built by such families.

Yeah, hate inequality and climate change. country, which was largely built by such famines. Yeah, hates inequality and climate change, loves immigrants. He's like a young Bernie Sanders. And from the moment he arrived, Francis showed that he rose humble. After being greeted by the president, the vice president, and an adoring crowd at Andrews Air Force Pace, he was whisked away in a tiny fiat dwarfed by the Secret Service vehicles surrounding him. Oh, that's a tiny car.

Somebody's undercompensating. I'm saying the Pope is a huge s-k, that was a joke. I'm saying the Pope is a huge that was a joke. I'm saying... That's the joke. And what a waste. But how much... How much could the Pope really do in one weekend? Would he have a really lasting effect on America?

Well, the truth is, he did. The Beltway bombshell, House Speaker John Boehner, abruptly resigning from Congress. The move comes a day after Boehner, a devout Catholic, welcome the Pope to the U.S. Capitol. No! Why leave now I just got here? I got a fancy suit and a new set and I learned how to pronounce your name. Bainer.

Now, I know this wasn't the biggest news out there. Banner. Now, I know this wasn't the biggest news of the weekend. I mean, there was huge news out there. Blood-red moon, the tragic Fetty Wap accident, hashtag pray for Fetty. And of course, the Mets made the playoffs. Yeah.

I don't know what that is, but John told me it would work. Now, to understand why Bainer leaving is such a big deal, Bainter was. The speaker controls the floor of the house. the house. the house. the house. the house. the house. the house. the house. the house. the house. the house. the house. the house. the house. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoeck. the the the the the theatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheathe'n, the the the the the the the the the the the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t today. toe. toe. to was. The speaker controls the floor of the house, and you can't bring anything up without really his say-so. That's right. You cannot make a law in America without the speaker's approval. John Bainer has final say about which laws come in, and which laws don't. He's basically the bouncer at club.

Which is probably the worst club? the worst club ever. I mean, yeah, first of all, there's hardly any woman in the club. There's always a bunch of old guys talking about laying pipe. Oh, and everyone at the club has AIDS. That's, uh... AIDS, the people that help you, the you are... Too late. To lose a speaker as effective as Bainer must have been crushing for the Republicans.

I mean, he helped enact budget cuts that for the first time in decades, decreased federal spending for two years in a row. He made most of the Bush tax cuts permanent, and he deported Taco Tuesdays from the cafeteria menu. You know who had a tough job? Republican candidate Marco Rubio, who had to break the bad news to a room of conservatives. Just a few minutes ago, Speaker Boehner announced that he will be resigning. Okay, that did not go how I thought. And just by the way, that, that right there, that is the face of a man who's not used to getting

applause. Look at him. Look at his face. It's like, what are you doing with your hands? What is going on? Well, let me explain to you, Rubio. No, they have not made you popular overnight. That was last weekend's value voter summits, a gathering of some of the radical conservatives who shut down the government over Obamacare in 2013, and the same people who wanted to shut it down again over planned parenthood this very week. And for Bainer, this was the last

straw. Throughout his nearly five-year tenure, he struggled with a fractured and more conservative Republican caucus. Bainer has clashed with unruly hardline conservatives, who felt he was too willing to compromise. What they meant is at all willing to compromise. You see, for this faction, even John Bainer, the man once ranked the eighth most conservative men in Congress, wasn't right-wing enough. It's like a crack telling meth that it's not addictive enough. You man, you gotta step your game up, Crystal.

You make teeth fall out, big deal. I took down Whitney Houston. Too soon? So the radicals finally got what they wanted. John Boehner's very tan head on a plate. And now that the turmoil is all over, what is the results? Tormoil is going to get a lot worse. And even worse climate. More and not less confrontational.

The next speaker is going to face the same problems that Boehner did. The same problems that include a hair-trigger set of tear ducks that go off any time a child picks a flower. For more on this we go to senior congressional correspondent, Jordan Knapper, everyone. Hello, Trevor. Hello. Jordan, what's next for the outgoing speaker? Well, look, a man like Boehner is going to have a lot of options. Word on the hill is he's thinking of becoming a professional onion slicer. Though, obviously he'd be great as a seat filler at a funeral or Claire Dane's impersonator.

And I guess more importantly, Jordan, what are you hearing about who will replace Bainer? I mean, wow, those are big shoes to fill. Oh, well, I'm sure they'll find someone extremely qualified. Yeah, Jordan, but this is John Bainer. I mean, whoever takes that job will probably fall flats on their face in front of the entire nation. Yeah the nation how you're feeling. You know, taking over for John Boehner is hard. You know, it doesn't have to be a disaster. I don't know about that, Jordan. I can already hear everyone saying the thing. John, please come back. Okay, yeah. Sure, yes. Everyone's feeling nostalgia for the old leader, but maybe the new guy will surprise us and just crush it, you know?

I feel good. I feel like he's going to kill it. I bet he'll bring a new, like, global perspective to things. I'm sorry, global? What are you talking about? I just keep hearing global. I don't know what the fucking things. I hear viral and youth. I mean, everything's just so new. I mean, I'm the desk, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. I'm, I'm th. I'm, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm think, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I feel, I feel, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm, I'm, I'm th. I'm th. I feel, I'm th. I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I'm th. I feel, I feel, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I feel like, I'm th. I'm thin, I feel like, I'm th. I feel like, I'm thea. I feel like, I'm thii. I feel like, I'm the. I feel like, I'm th. I'm global. I hear viral and youth. I mean, everything's just so new. I mean, the desk is different. There's a new font. I mean, nobody asked me.

Hey, Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. I only hope the new speaker of the house knows that certain people are depending on him. I just bought a condo. Okay, Jordan.

Why do I buy a condo? Jordan, I get it. Calm down. Calm down, Jordan. I see what's happening. You are really intensely passionate about politics. I get it. Damn it, he's a fucking idiot.

Shit. Honey, you're going to have to sell that condo. All right, Jordan, thanks so much for that. Jordan Knappa, everyone. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.

I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? Listen to the Daily Show. Now, people keep asking me if I'm going to bring more of an international perspective to the Daily Show. But I say, screw that. I'm going interplanetary. NASA announcing today, they have proof that liquid water is flowing on the surface of Mars. P-phrrh! You mean this? But up there? that liquid water is flowing on the surface of Mars. Phrs. You mean this? But up there?

Great news for NASA. Depressing news for California. Don't worry, California. They'll find water on you too someday. But you know, the water isn't the exciting part. It's what the water could mean that's exciting. The discovery of a free flowing water source on the exciting part. It's what the water could mean, that's exciting. The discovery of a free-flowing water source on the planet means that a manned mission to Mars could soon get off the ground.

Yeah! A new planet to colonize. And just when we found out that Fulksvagon has secretly been destroying the Earth. Perfect timing, nicely done, guys. With more on this groundbreaking discovery, we we we to tha, we tha, we tha, thoomk, we thoom, the thoom, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho-s, tho-a, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho,. With more on this groundbreaking discovery, we turned to one of the Daily Show's newest correspondence at the Kennedy Space Center. Please welcome Roywood Jr. everyone. Thanks, Trevor. Roy, what can you tell us about these new developments?

I can tell you I don't give a shit. Okay, seriously, Roy, I mean, this is a pretty big deal. Look, man, every couple of years on Mars. th. th. th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, thi, please, thi, thi, thi, please, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. tha-s, ti. ti. ti. ti. this is a pretty big deal. Look, man, every couple of years on Mars, NASA finds a face in the dirt, a tire track, now they found a little Martian runoff. Water, Trevor? They want us to be excited about mother-finding? Well, Roy, think of what water on Mars means to us here on Earth, man. This could be a whole new inhabitable planet. We could build colony. No, no!. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th tho, tho, th th tho, tho, tho, th thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi. thi, thi. thi, thi, thi. th. th. th. th, th, th. th, th, th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. the the thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee, thee, thee, thi. thi means to us here on Earth, man. This could be a whole new inhabitable planet. We could build colony.

No, no, leave Mars alone. Trevor, the universe is like an apartment complex, okay? And NASA is just going around knocking on random doors, letting themselves in. What? Because the faucet works? We're allowed to live there? Look. Yeah, yeah, but Roy, let's, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, think, think, think, thi, think, think, think, th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. tho. the. tho. tho. the. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. to live there? Look, yeah, but Roy, let's think about this. Doesn't this raise the possibility that one day people could live on Mars? People like, who? Like, me and you?

How am I get there? Brother can't catch a cab? You think we can catch a spaceship? No, no, Roy. That's wrong. That's wrong. We're deserving as anyone. Black people ain't going to Mars! And that includes you, Trevor. Oh, oh, oh, you think as you on TV, they're gonna take you to Mars.

You've only had the daily show for one commercial break. These white folks ain't decided if they like you yet? I'll tell you, no. I'll tell you which black people are going to Mars. I'll tell you he's going, Beyonce, Oprah, and Michael Strayham. Oh, wait. Really, Michael Strayhan? White people have anything Kelly Rippelikes. I see. So you don't ever want to go to Mars.

Okay, fine. Maybe eventually but I don't want to be to be the to be to be to be the to be the to be to be to be the black to be to be the black to be the black to be to be to be the black the black to be to be the black to be to be to be the black the black people the black people the black people the black people people the black people the black people the black people the black people the black people the black people people the the the the the the the the the the the the their people people people people people their people people their people people their people their people their people their people their people their people their people their people their people their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the go to Mars. Okay, fine, maybe eventually, but I don't want to go first. We won't ever want to be the first black person. To being a black pioneer is stressful. I don't want to be the Jackie Robinson of Mars. A bunch of Martians are not racist, Roy, and we're going. that's a mass generaux, Roy. that's a lotthat, Roy, that's wrong. Roy Wood, Jr., everyone. We'll be right back. Muscleans are not racist, Roy, and we're going. Hey, everybody, John Stewart here.

I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show coming out every Thursday. We're gonna be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on the earnings calls? We're gonna th are th are th th th th th th to th. We're to th. We're to th. We're to to to to to to to the to to to to tho. I to tho. I to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to be to be to be to be to be to be toe. tolde. tolde. told. told. told. told. I. I. I. I. to to to told. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. toe. I. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back. My guest tonight is a very funny comedian who is currently on his What Now comedy Tour. The tour will go international beginning in January.

His new film Right Along Two will also be out in January. Please welcome, Kevin Hart. How are you, man? Hello. Hello. Thank you. I brought you a gift, man. I brought you a gift, man. Hello! Thank you. I brought you a gift, man.

I brought you a gift. Oh, you brought me a gift, man. I brought you a gift. Oh, you brought me a gift. Oh, you're a gift. Open it up. It's a nice gift. Oh, well, let's see.

No one's ever brought me a gift, you know. Open it. th States. Is it paper, what is this? Rip it open, man. Yeah, there you go. Are these ties? Oh, those ties, man. Yeah, yeah.

I got you some tie. I got you some tie. I thought you were wearing a lot more than what you gave. I got your tie. I expected a bigger reaction, whatever. You know, I thought you would give me a lot more than what you gave. It's okay. Thank you, Kevin. Yeah, well, I kind of, you know, whatever. I thought she was gonna dance or something.

It's all right, you know, it's cool. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Thank you, tha. Thank you, th you, man. Thank you. And then, and then I, like, now it's like, are you still a Mitch? Am I still a Mitch? For those people who don't know, Mitch is a male term for a bitch.

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I see you on Instagram. My body looks amazing. Yeah, your body looks amazing. Your body looks amazing. And you're an action star right along. That was the first time. I saw you hyping that, but I didn't know you would actually become an action star. An action star. Yes. I'm a firm believer and I can do whatever I put my mind to do. I think comedy. I get to open into action movies. Oh my God, I get to do comedy,

I get to work in drama, I get to produce. But the height thing was always my concern, like like, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. I have no idea what you're talking about. You know, hype, hype is a perception, is what you think it is. You know, I don't, I don't, I don't believe, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know, I don't the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype the hype, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't, I don't, I don't know, I don't never believe it. I somebody actually told me one day, they was like, man, you're a lot smaller than I thought you was. And I was like, what that means is you thinking wrong? You know, that's not me. That's not my problem, that's your problem. Oh man, and it's not a problem, because now you're going Philadelphia, the first comedian to ever do it. Thank you. How do you, how do you tell a joke?

Because I've performed to 53 people before and I don't know, like, no, but how do you, how do you tell a joke in a crowd that big? You know what it is, man? I mean, it's the same that you're doing today. I think any environment that you put yourself in in you you you you you th yourself in yourself in yourself in as a yourself in as a yourself in as a th yourself in as a th yourself in as a thiiiiiii and as a thi and as a thi and as a thi and as a thi and as a thoome as a paint pictures. When you look at these pictures and you grasp what I'm saying you find yourself relating to them. So regardless of the audience of 5,000, 10,000 or 53,000, my message is still the same. I think that's what makes me unique. Let's just stop for a second in address how well spoken that thing was how well spoken that that sounded like that sounded like that I was the the the the the the the the that I the that I the that I was the the that I was that I was the the the that I was that I was the the that I was the that I was the that I was that that that that that that that that that that that the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. the the the the thoooooo thooo thoo tho tho that that that that that that thto say, that sounded like a motivational speech. That was like a, it was hard running for president.

That's what I sounded like, wow, I was like, wow, this is really going good? Yeah, that was nice. That was nice. You were waiting for it to stop and it never stopped. It just kept on going. I was like, I'm pulling this out of my ass. It is working. It is working. th. It's, I. th. man. You're going, you're going international. This is big. You're going out in January, going everywhere, including South Africa, which we appreciate. Yes, I'm going in Neck of Woods, man. Johannesburg, I'm going to Cape Town, I'm going to Durban.

Your first time? Yes, this is my first time. Are you excited? body as well. Yes sir. Yeah. Yeah. It's really beautiful. Have you seen my pants? That's a strike. Can you guys get this in my pants? Yeah, it's a stripe. Yeah, it's a striped. Yeah, I just started wearing these. This is my first time. A rockstar comedian and the stripe, man. Thank you so much for coming. I appreciate you. I appreciate what you stand for. I appreciate what you're doing out there. The most important things. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. the, th. th. th. the th. the, the th. th. the, the, th. the, the, th. the, th. the, th. the th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thr. te. te. te. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. th. thi. thi. what you're doing out there. The most important thing for me, and this is one thing I wanted to ask you about before you leave, is why the running? Why is that so important to you, the working out?

I'm big on health, man. I feel like I put a major where I can motivate and inspire. And what better way to do that than running? Running is something that everybody can do all over the world. Regardless of race, shape, and size, you can all do it together. It brings people closer together. And I've done it a great job doing it. I mean we'll get better man we'll get global thank you very much thank you

the one now tour kicks off internationally on January 20th in Manchester England right along too will be in theater January 15th Kevin Hart everyone thank you thank you very much that's our show join us tomorrow night at 11. Now here it is, your moment of Zen. I've heard you speak glowingly of him. I've heard you express disappointment as well. Are you going to miss him? Well, I am... No one thing. I... I have respect my colleagues.

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