The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Trump Organization CFO Pleads Guilty | Harnaaz Sandhu

Episode Date: August 19, 2022

The Trump Organization's CFO pleads guilty to tax fraud, Dulcé Sloan and Kerri Colby tackle the GOP's anti-drag queen obsession, and Miss Universe 2021 Harnaaz Sandhu sits down with Trevor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Coming to you from New York City, the only city in America. It's the Daily Show. Tonight, CDC says are bad. The Wright's newest target. And Harnassandu. This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. What's going on, everybody. Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm sure to know it. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out in question. As always, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Thank you so much, everybody. We've got a great show for you tonight. Take

a seat. Let's get into it. So many things to talk about. The CDC is facing an outbreak of low self-esteem. Doseay Sloan gives Republicans a toxxxxxxxxxxxxx, toe, toe, toe, thiiiiiiiiiii, toe, thi, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I's, I's, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, I I I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, I I I I I I I I I I I too, I too, I too, I too, I too, I too, I too, I thi, I thi, I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. the. thea. thea. thoooooo. I appreciate thea. I appreciate you too. I appreciate you too, I appreciate you too, I guess who's going to prison Donald Trump's former CFO. So let's do this people. Let's jump straight into today's headlines. All right, all right people, I'm gonna be honest with all the news that happened today. I don't think we have enough space for it in today's show. And I've tried everything, I've tried all tried everything. I've even stuffed the whole show in spanks but it just it, but it, but it, th it, th it, but it, th it, th it, th it, th it, th it, th it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it just, let it just, let it just, let it just th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thused th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu- thu- thu-s thu-s, let's th th th th th's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th th th th th th th th the, let's the, the's thr-s thr-soean throwns thr-s throwns tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho''''-s tho'-s,today, I don't think we have enough space for it in today's show. And I've tried everything. I've tried everything. I even stuffed the whole show in Spanx, but it just bulged out over the sides. So it just looks like we don't have enough time for it all. Fortunately, not enough time, is just enough time for a segment we call. All right, let's kick things off with the Census for Disease Control, the government agency

that spent the first two years of the pandemic saying, ah, we're all going to get COVID! And the last six months, like, ah, we're all going to get COVID. And if you're one of those people who thinks the CDC has handled the pandemic badly, well, it turns out, the CDC agrees with you. This morning, the CDC director director director director This morning the CDC director promising a major overhaul after a scathing internally initiated review found the agency repeatedly botched its response to the pandemic. In a statement Dr. Rochelle Welensky putting it bluntly our performance did not reliably meet expectations.

Welensky herself calling for that review. It found the CDC's recommendations throughout the crisis from masking to vaccines, confusing and overwhelming. Oh, I guess the CDC finally checked their Twitter mentions. But she's right, the CDC rarely dropped the ball. People depended on them for clear advice, and when they didn't get it, they started looking elsewhere for answers.

I mean, say what you want about GOOP, their advice was consistent. I mean yes the advice was to buy a $4,000 crystal butt plug, but it was consistent. Meanwhile the CDC was all over the place. They said don't wear masks, but don't because we need them. Okay now you can wear masks, any mask, even cloth. Wait, cloth is the worst. What are you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thiiii. thia. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. toea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thei. thea. thei. Wait, cloth is the worst. What are you doing? Now you got COVID. Stay inside for five days. No 10 days, no two days. The point is, trust the science. Now, if we had more time,

we could talk about whether or not the CDC learned the right lessons from COVID to prevent the next outbreak. Well, not the next outbreak, well not the next outbreak, because the next outbreak is monkey pox and they're already messing that up, but the one after that. But we just don't have the time for that because while the CDC is struggling with multiple outbreaks, the Trump organization is overrun with an outbreak of crime. Now to breaking news, Alan Weiselberg, the Trump organization, the Trump organization, the deal he'll need to testify against the Trump organization in the coming months. The company is accused of helping Weiselberg and other execs avoid income taxes by failing to accurately report their full compensation.

Yeah, that's right. Trump's number two guy for the last 40 years has pled guilty to tax fraud. And can we just take a moment to appreciate how many people associated with Donald Trump have ended up in prison? His his his his his deputy campaign chairman, now the chief financial officer of his organization. Usually you've got to run a drug cartel to have this many friends doing hard time. Because at this point it's basically L. Chapel and Donald Trump. That's it. You know what they actually need to do? They need to send all these trunds to school assemblies, to scare kids away from Trump. You think hanging out with the 45th president is cool?

That's what I thought. Now I'm drinking wine out of a toilet. That's my state of the union, kids? Now, now, I know what you're thinking right now. You're wondering to yourself, surely if Trump's second in command was committing financial crimes with Trump's company then Trump must also be involving these crimes. Well actually no because apparently the story is that he had no idea what was happening in his organization at all levels for decades. He had no clue and that my friends is the kind of leadership that makes him fit to be

the next president of the United States. Truly powerful. No clue at all. Now look, if we had more time, we could talk about how Trump pretends to be the candidates of law and order. Meanwhile, his friends can fill up an entire prison wing, but we just don't have the time for that. Because while Trump world is at war over Christmas. Mariah Carey does not want a lot for Christmas. There's just one thing she says she needs. A trademark for the title, Queen of Christmas. Now Carrie is seeking to solidify her brand with a legal filing that would give her exclusive

rights to use the title on everything, from clothes to alcohol, dog products and more. But not everyone agrees she deserves it. Singer Darlene Love, Fighting Back. The songstress, known for her hit, Christmas Baby, Please Come Home, which she performed annually on the David Letterman's show as a holiday tradition. Telling ABC News in a statement, I adore Mariah Carey as an artist and songwriter.

But Queen of Christmas should not be exclusive to anyone except for Mary, Mother of Jesus. Yeah, that's right. The real Queen of Christmas is Mary, Mother of Jesus. She should get the trademarks to sell alcohol and dog toys. It's about time. It's about time Mary got some of the financial benefit. The only thing she got out of this whole thing were gifts from those three wise men. One of those gifts was, was murr?

What the hell is that all about? Oh, I just gave birth in a barn, but yeah, thanks for the mur, real helpful. Yeah, when I was in labor with the son of God, the whole time I was thinking, oh, I could rarely use some murr stay with the gold. And by the way, by the way, I thought Mariah told us that all she wants for Christmas is me. But now she also wants trademarks? Which is it, Mariah? Next, you're gonna tell me that I won't always be your baby?

Doodoo! Dood? Now, look, if we had more time, we could talk about whether anyone if the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to, the, to, the, the, to, the, the, to, the, the, to, the, the, to, to, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, too, too, too, too, tooooooooooooooooooo, too, too, too, too, to trademark anything about Christmas, or we could talk about how the commercialization of Christmas has taken us away from the true meaning of the holiday, which is giving a jolly old man diabetes. But we just don't have the time for that. Because over in Russia, Vladimir Putin is taking action. This week he announced the revival of the Soviet era mother heroin award. Any Russian woman who gives birth to 10 children will be given a one-time payment of 1 million rubles or $16,500.

Wow! $16,000 and all you have to do is have $4 million worth of kids? It's a steal! Look at you, Vladimir, Vladimir told! Wow! Huh? You hear that Russian ladies? You get 16 grand for 10 kids, Vladimir Putin making it drizzle, huh? This makes no sense. 16,000 dollars for 10 kids, Vladimir Putin making it drizzle, huh? This makes no sense. $16,000 for 10 kids makes zero cents. Unless that money is for you to buy a plane ticket to escape to a life without all those damn children.

And I know right now you're probably thinking, but Trevor, it's Russia. They can store the 10th kid. They can store the 10th kid? You're going to spend your whole life wondering if your parents really wanted you or if they just wanted a smart fridge? Listen, Putin! You don't need to go to these lengths. There's an easier way to repopulate your country.

All right? Just give Nick Cannon citizenship. Problem solved. Done. Spassiba. Now, if we have the time, we could talk about whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether whether the the to to the to to to to to be the to be, to be, to be, the to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, thi, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to. to. to. to. to. to, if we have the time, we could talk about whether it's even a good idea to stuff more people into a planet that's already more crowded than a porta-party at Coachella. But we just don't have the time, because while Russia's leader is trying to pump up

his population, Finland's leader is getting in trouble for trying to pump up the jam. The Prime Minister of Finland's Sinawarine has has has has has their thun has has's faced criticism from opposition parties with one leader demanding she take a drugs test. Ms. Marron denied taking drugs and said she only drank alcohol. Okay, okay. I know that clip is extremely confusing for Americans, so let me try and explain. Some countries have leaders who don't have osteoporosis. Yeah.

And they party. You see? And I know it may seem different or weird, but we should be respectful of their cultures. Now, I ask for the story itself, I don't think the leader of Finland did anything that any other leader in the world hasn't done, all right? Almost every other leader in the world drinks and parties. The only difference is they're not young enough to have to have to have to have to have leader in the world hasn't done. Almost every other leader in the world drinks and parties.

The only difference is they're not young enough to have friends who know how to use a phone, all right? Have you seen old people when they try and use a camera? They always look like they've discovered an ancient artifact, and they're trying to decipher what the hieroglyphs mean. They're just like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, their, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. thi, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.. thi. thi. thi. They're thi. They're not thi. They're not thi.eean, thi. They're thi. They're not thi. They're not, yeah. Because you realize this is just the beginning. Younger generations use technology. They're going to get older, and one day they're going to come into power. So it's only a matter of time before we're in a world where like a world war starts because some leader DM the dick pick.

You know? It's just going to be like, what? They sent a flashed penis prepares the troops if you ask me if you ask me Finland should be grateful Finland should be grateful for the scandals that they have imagine them telling other countries about their problems America you won't believe it our prime minister was caught dancing it's terrible America's like yeah yeah I gotta go we're about to raid the former president's hotel to get back out nuclear codes but good luck with that good luck with that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th they the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to tho to the the the the the the the their their their like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta go. We're about to raid the former president's hotel to get back out nuclear codes. But good luck with that. Good luck with that. We gotta go. Gotta go. Now, if we had more time, we could talk more to how the criticism of Sanar Marin really just to thi to thea. to their their their to be to be to be their to be to be to be to be to be more to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to their, but to to to to be how dare you spend your leisure time doing something young women enjoy rather than doing things older men enjoy like hunting or smoking cigars or watching TV with one hand

in your pants for some reason. You know, dignified things. But ain't nobody got time for that because we have to go to a commercial break and when we come back, Dosey Sloan is going to give Republicans a glow-up. You don't want to the Daily Show. Look, I know you know this, but America has a lot of problems. Welcome back to the Daily Show. Look, I know you know this, but America has a lot of problems.

Aging infrastructure, economic inequality, that smell in the attic that won't go away. But some Republicans think that there is a much bigger issue that demands immediate action. One of the nation's newest culture battles is really heating up here in Michigan, thanks to a proposal from some state Republicans. They are targeting drag shows in public schools, even though it's not clear if any school has ever hosted a drag show at this point. The anti-draggshow bill is being sponsored by Republicans, including Representative Bo LaFave. Arizona GOP gubernatorial cand to Cary Lake attack drag queens as dangerous to children. We don't want our tax money going into drag shows at school. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis said he would consider sending child protective services

to investigate parents who take their kids to drag shows. It is a disturbing trend in our society to try to sexualize these young people. That is not the way you look out for our children. Ah, here we go again. Probably happened once or twice somewhere. They're like, now it's a nationwide thing. It's actually so weird that Republicans are against drag queens.

Because weren't the founding fathers all drag queens? I mean, they're wearing the wigs, huh? You know? John Hancock, don't tell me that's not a drag queen name. And look, and look, I agree that this is the biggest danger facing schools. Someone could conceal, carry a penis into the classroom, oh, the humanity. Oh, and Republicans, if you dislike people who wear over-the-top wigs, a ton of foundation, and are totally obsessed with sex, I've got bad news about your favorite president,

you know? Now, obviously, people have very strong opinions over banning drag shows. And that includes our very own, Dose Sloan. Hello, friends, if you know me, you know that I love me some drag. It's like sports, but for people who don't want to deal with any balls, if you know what I mean. But recently, conservatives have been acting like drag as some brand new thing that Liberals dreamed up to turn your kids into glitter demon. Now maybe these conservatives wouldn't be so scared of drag if they could just get to know

how it could help them. So to get up close and personal with the art form, I want to bring in a true expert. My friend and RuPaul Drag Race Superstar, the hilarious Carrie Colby. Hello, I'm going to try to be funny today. I trust you this, got it. Oh Carrie and I are going to take a closer look at some of these Republicans who got beef with drag and help them get in touch with their inner drag queen. Okay first up we got Ron DeSantis, Florida Governor, and what would happen if grown up Pinocchio joined Q&O. This man looks like he's doing Tucker Carlson cosplay. Oh, absolutely, because also can we talk about this hair cut?

Mm-mm, sir, you are a 43-year-old man. Why are you getting your hair done at kids' cuts? So obviously, we need to cover up that quaff with a bold wig. Baby, he needs a blunt cut. Blunt cut to cover your face. Chop it, huh? Look at this man's face. He's got Jim Crow's feet. Ha! It's true.

The crow's feet are crowing, honey. It's just crow. Like, no, I don't need it. Now, Rhonda Sanchez threw his hat in the drag hat game when he said he wanted to revoke the liquor licenses of restaurants that allowed kids into drag brunch. I'm surprised he has so much to say for a man with no lips at all. Look at this man. He runs his mouth so much that his lips have left the scene. Truly.

So what I would want is to fill in that mouth with a full red gloss. And we gotta do something about those eyebrows. Right now, it's giving pro-magnon. We need to do something with that brow so it can give a little more personality. You know what heighten. Now let's move on to Michigan legislator, Bo Lefer. I cannot believe some with a natural drag queen name hates drag queen so much. Bo Lafall sounds like a sexy armoire that lives in a beast castle.

Now, Bo here wants to allow parents to sue schools that expose kids to drag queen. Well, first things first, let's get rid of that beard, honey. Oh, oh, no. Is that supposed to be that? And a box of bisquick has come to life. I will not. I will not. DARE you. Apparently you are what you eat, girl. Let's say you are what you eat. And last, we have Carrie Lake. What a waste of my name, number one. But she is a Republican candidate for governor, and she's also the villain from every cheerleader movie.

Oh, absolutely. Carrie was quoted saying, they kicked God out of schools and welcome drag queens. But what's interesting about that is that she used to be a fan. Oh, she even had a drag queen perform at her birthday. Ooh, it really makes you wonder what happened that day. I know if it was my birthday and someone came in and was being so fabulous, even, I'd be a little upset too. Oh, absolutely.

But now that she's sworn off drag, she's gonna be a middle-aged woman having her birthday at Golden Corral. Ooh, that does not sound appetizing. I beat S to go, honey. But we're gonna do her a favor and give her a makeover for free. Now getting her from resting Kelly and Conway face to 50 and fabulous, we're gonna have to add some extensions because right now she's just ripping off 90s Hallie Berry. Girl leave the past behind. That was four catwomans a go. Okay, we're up to Zoe Crabbets next. So there's your new looks because clearly you aren't going to beat us. So you might as well join us baby. Thank you so much for that. Don't say sloan and Carrie. All right, stay tuned because when we come back Miss Universe. We'll be the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to the. to to to to to togea. toge. together. together. together. together. together. together. when we come back, Miss Universe will be joining me on the show.

Don't go away. Welcome, to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is the current Miss Universe who brought the crown back to India for the first time in 21 years. Please welcome Miss Universe herself, Hanaz Sandhu. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Miss Universe. Welcome. Welcome to the Daily Show. Thank you. Thank you. I'm so excited for today and chat with you. Welcome. Oh, thank you so much. Miss Universe. Welcome to the Daily Show. Thank you. I'm so excited for today and chat with Are you kidding? I'm excited to chat with you because A, you don't get to chat to Miss

Universe's every single day. But also, you've got, honestly, in my opinion, one of the most impressive platforms that you run. Because every Miss Universe will say, this is what I'd like to do. It might be education, it might be getting women into business, whatever it may be, but you really have a fantastic platform in that you said I want to talk about an issue that affects women all over the planet and that issue is. Mentral equity, and it's very important. And it's very important. Yeah. I never realized the importance of men's health.

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stigmatizing the conversation. You know so many so many so around the world live in a world where they cannot talk about something that's a normal part of a woman's life every single day. They'll get isolated, they'll get told, they're told that they're dirty, you know, whatever it is, they're sinful. And you've really been playing a role, not just in India, but around the world and saying we need to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get that to get th. to get th. We th. We to get th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. their the their their th. thi, their their their their th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. thi. tome. tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, the tomorrow, th. th. the. the. the. now I've been to Philippines, Indonesia, Vietnam, and of course recently South Africa. I saw there's one thing in common is that women's health is always neglected, and there's different situations in different countries. Sometimes women are not even allowed to talk about their mensial health or even let them buy pads. And I think this is what I want to tell them that you don't ask the their their their their their their their their their their their mental health or even let them buy pads and I think this is what I want

to tell them that you don't ask for a pad nobody else is going to do for you and this bad machine is not only going to give livelihood to women in that area and the ruler area but also will give pads to others and I think that's what we want to see women supporting each other and with that when women empowerment for women's health for mental equity we we. we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are we are to to to to to to to th. We are th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I their th. I the. I the. I the. I'm the thean thean toean toean thean thean thean toean theeean. I'm theeee. I the. We are breaking tabos together and we definitely need men also to support us in this big deal. I love this. I love how positive you are. I love how proactive you are.

It's been amazing to see your journey because your journey has, you know, highlighted so many issues, not just in and around what women may face in their health, but also just in society. You know, you've been very candid in talking about how you were bullied when you gained a little bit of weight after the Miss Universe competition. And people were really vicious and they were hateful and they brought you to tears. But you bounced back and you've become really a spokesperson for positivity positivity in general, people would

be shocked to hear that a Miss Universe has been bullied for how she looks. Right. But you've really highlighted that and I feel like you've come out of that stronger. Yes, actually for me, it's not about how you look, it's about what you say and how you say it and how you treat people. Because in the end of the day, when you die, people will not remember you about about how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, their, how their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and how their, and how their, and how their, and how their, and how their, and how their, and how, their, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how, and how you treat people because in the end of the day when you die people will not remember you for what you wore. They will remember you about how they treated you. So that's very important to have a kind heart and to remind people that kindness is the utmost important thing in this whole world. I was really disheartened when I saw people bashing me for my weight

came but I didn't let them describe me. There's young girls like six seven years old girls and even boys looking up to me and if they see me being timid they see me being not strong enough I don't think so that would be the right way to be that impactful person or inspire them. I want to tell them that the inspiration starts within you if you inspire yourself that's how you can inspire a lot of people outside. I like thi you. You the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is th. th is th is th. I th is th is th is th is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is you can inspire a lot of people outside. Oh, I like that. For your own cheerleader. You're also in movies in India, right? Yes, I have done two regional movies. You've done two? So I'm a theater artist from the last five years, and that's how my life started, actually. I realized my passion of being on stage and expressing myself through the theater and being an actor, that was what always wanted to do. So I need advice because I've always wanted, my dream has always been to be in a Bollywood movie. You want...

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