The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Trump Testifies About Dangerous Fruit | Daniel Ricciardo

Episode Date: April 29, 2022

Donald Trump rants about dangerous fruit in a deposition, Trevor highlights Rep. Madison Cawthorn's flurry of scandals, and Formula 1 racer Daniel Ricciardo discusses the Miami Grand Prix.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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for tuning in. Thank you for coming out in practice. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here. Take a seat, take a seat. Man, we have got a great show for you tonight. Our guest is one of the biggest stars in Formula One. You probably know him from Netflix's hit show Drive to Survive Daniel Riccardo is joining us everyone. The best smiling racing. Plus, Desiletics got your weekend weather. Donald Trump is terrified of fruit and we introduce you to the most scandalous congressperson in these streets.

So, let's do this people. Let's jump straight into the latest news from Afghanistan. For months now, we have known that the Biden administration completely botched the exit of American troops from America's longest war. Yeah, even the Game of Thrones guys were like, woof, rough ending. But now for the first time, we're learning the details of how costly this mistake actually was. We do have some new CNN reporting this morning. The US left behind $7 billion worth a military equipment

in the chaotic withdrawal from Afghanistan last year. That equipment now in the hands of the Taliban. What kind of equipment is it? According to the report, a few details, aircraft, munitions, military vehicles, weapons, communications, gear. A lot of it requires very precise maintenance to remain usable. They don't know if the Taliban have been able to keep all of this stuff running. That's a, that's a key question that they may never get an answer to. They left seven

billion dollars worth of military equipment in Afghanistan. How is that even possible? Like because I get anxiety leaving a hotel in a hurry, you know? I get that. You know like when you're rushing and then you forget your toothbrush. But let me tell you something, if I left $7 billion worth of toothbrushes, we're turning this Uber around, people. We're going back. Now, according to the people who left the stuff behind, and this part was really interesting, they say this might not be an issue,

because they say the Taliban might not that to cover their ass. Second of all, how are they gonna act like the Taliban doesn't have YouTube? You can find anything on YouTube. Anything? You're telling me only Americans can use this equipment, but the Taliban can't? They're acting like to turn the tank on. You have to sing like the theme song to friends, you know, You just gotta be like, come on, guys, you gotta get the claps right. It's not working, what's happening? Here's my question.

Here's my question. America never has the money for anything. There's not enough money for health care. There's not enough money to finally finish the Washington monument by putting two balls on it. But America has no problem with leaving behind seven billion dollars worth of weapons. How come that never happens any other way? Like just once I would love to turn on the news and hear something like, this just end the government has too much money for health care so everyone gets a free butt lift.

It's mind boggling people. It's mind boggling how much money America wastes on the military. And don't let them trick you into saying like, oh no, it goes to the troops. Because it doesn't go to the troops. The troops are not bawling in the club. No, the defense contractors is where the money goes. And then you hear these people are like, well we need thia thian, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thr- thr-a, thr-in, thi, thr-a, thi, thi, thi, thi, their thi, thi, their their their their their their m m m ma, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, thin, thr-in, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thro-s, thro-s, thro-s, thro-mo-mo-mo-a, well, we need to spend that money to keep people safe. But let me ask you this. What's more threatening to people in America? A group of rebels in some foreign country or health care nobody can afford, toxic drinking water, poverty, pollution? Because if I was America, I would spend my war money on the biggest threats.

Yeah, that's what I would do. And then I would send the Taliban flints old water pipes. That's how I fight. You don't need missiles, just send that shit. Yeah, try drinking now. All right, but let's move on to England. The world's number one exporter of Benedict Cumberbatches. As you may know, UK Parliament can be a pretty rowdy place. the the the world's pastiest rap battle. But it turns out that there is something that you're not allowed to do on the floor as one British politician found out.

The Conservative Party has launched an investigation into claims by some of its female MPs that a Tory colleague watched porn on his mobile phone in the House of Commons. Who is the Tory MP accused of watching pornography in the Commons? We still don't know, but government ministers have lined up today to condemn him, saying there's no place for pornography in any workplace. The MP could be suspended and thrown out of the Conservative Party, and the story has reignited criticism of the overall culture in Parliament. A member of the UK's Conservative Party was caught watching porn during a session.

And now he could be expelled for it. And I'll be honest, I'm just trying to understand the motivation here. No, no, like what part of Parliament made this guy want to watch porn? Like, what turned him on? Was there some new legislation that was getting him hot? You know, was there some other minister who was like, this country is going deeper and deeper into debts? We cannot pull out at this point. It's just like, ooh, boy.

Oh boy, oh boy. Oh boy. And you know, if you ask me, kicking him out wasn't the right punishment, man. What they should be doing is what parents do when they catch a kid smoking cigarettes. Yeah, they should force them to watch all of porn-hub. I'll teach him a lesson. He'll be like, oh, I've seen all the categories, I didn't know existed, please. Oh, who knew Congress had cocaine orgies? Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's too much, Mitch McConnell.

I like that you saw him in your mind. That was funny. One of you was like, ah, I saw it, Trevor. I mean, look, I get that Britain doesn't want its politicians watching porn at work, you know, but I will say I think the one exception should be the royal family. No, I think porn could really open their eyes to the beauty of interracial relationships, you know, that could be a good thing for them. Oh, and finally, if you want to talk about politicians getting into weird trouble, and there's no better example than Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States, and Phantom of the Marilago carving station. You see, the former president is currently being sued for

inciting violence against protesters. And it's gotten serious enough that he was actually forced to testify about it. Former President Donald Trump testified under oath. He was worried that he was actually forced to testify about it. Former President Donald Trump testified under oath. He was worried that protesters would hurl things at him and that they were dangerous. As part of his deposition from back in October for a civil lawsuit in New York, where activists claimed that the former president's bodyguards violently broke up protests outside Trump Tower back in 2015. Okay, first of all, it's crazy that there are so many Trump scandals that he's literally getting dragged into court for something we didn't even know was a thing.

Like, did you know this was a thing? Huh? Did you? Nobody knew about this? I didn't. Trump lawsuits are like, Nicholas Cage movies. There's like a bunch where you're like, he lost a pig? When did that happen? But anyway, Trump was being sued for inciting violence to protesters, right? Against protesters, rather, and then he came up with one of the most crazy defenses I've ever heard. This might be my favorite story of the year.

And to fully understand the story, you have to hear the actual deposition that Trump gave in the case. Now, unfortunately, there's no recording. But fortunately, there is a transcriptcriptcriptcriptcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript transcript the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence the the the violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence violence the the the the the the the the the the the violence violence violence the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the violence the violence the violence the violence violence tri. their violence violence violence violence violence violence violence their violence violence the their the their their their their their their deposition that Trump gave in the case. Now unfortunately, there's no recording, but fortunately, there is a transcript. So to give you a little taste, I'm going to get some help from our very own. Michael Costa, everybody. You see, for your, for your understanding and enjoyment, Costa and I are going to read sections from the transcript for you. Now he will be reading the parts of various lawyers and I will be playing Donald Jack Fruit Trump.

And again, we're just going to read excerpts from the actual transcript because I promise you, no comedy writer is going to come up up with something funny than this All right, are you guys ready? Ready? So just so you understand the key section begins with lawyers playing a video from a 2016 trump rally If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously.

Knock the crap out of them, would you? That was your statement. Oh yeah, it was very dangerous. We were threatened. We were threatened. With what? They were threatened. we had a threat. How did you become aware that there was a threat that people were gonna throw fruit?

We were told, we were told. And you get hit with fruit, it's no, it's very violent stuff. We were on alert for that. A tomato is a fruit after all, I guess, it has seeds. It's worse than a tomato. It's other things, also, but tomato. When they start doing that stuff, it's very dangerous. It's very dangerous stuff.

You can get killed with those things. I wanted to have people be ready, because we were put an alert that they were going to do, they were going to do to fruit do, they were gonna do to fruit. And some fruit is a lot worse than, tomatoes are bad by the way, but it's very dangerous. No, I wanted them to watch. They were on alert.

They were gonna hit, they were gonna hit hard. Do you have any knowledge as to whether or not anybody was found to have tomatoes in their possession on that date? I don't know. But it didn't happen. It worked out that nothing happened. We heard it was going to happen, but nothing happened.

Mr. President, is it your expectation that if your security guard to throw a tomato that they should knock the crap out of them? Well, a tom tomato tomato tomato tomato tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thto throw a tomato that they should knock the crap out of them? Well, a tomato, a pineapple. A lot of other things they throw, they have to be aggressive in stopping that from happening because if that happens, you can be killed if that happens. And getting aggressive includes the use of physical force. To stop somebody from throwing pineapples, tomatoes, bananas. Stuff like that, yeah, it's dangerous stuff. I have no further questions.

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Thank you very much. It's the car. Our two-man show, the president and the fruit will be off-Broadway soon. Again, that conversation really happened with the former president of the United States. I will say this, he's not wrong about being hit with a pineapple being dangerous, you know? I mean that's got spikes built in and a banana too. I might not seem dangerous, but remember someone throws a banana, it comes right back at them, so again just throwing at you, keep hitting you over and over again. You know what I think the worst fruit is to get hit with? A honeydew. Yeah, no, not because it's because it's th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thr-I thr-I might thr-I might too, I might too, I might too, I might too, I might not because it, I might not because, I might not because, I might not because, I might not because, I might too, I might too, I might too, I might too, I might too, I might too, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I might too, I, I, I too, I might too, I too, I too, I too, I too, I might thu. I might thu. I might thr-a, I might thr-a, I might not too, I might not too, I might not too, I might not because it's too, I might not because it's thr-a' thr-a' too, I'm not too, and might not too, I might not too, hits me in the head and kills me, so I don't have to taste it.

That's what I hope for. But no, people, this is serious stuff, and it's actually caused the Secret Service to alter their methods. I'm told that we've obtained a classified training that shows how Secret Service protesters are now going to be dealt with and here's some of the new training. All right, that's it for the headlines. Let's catch up on this weekend's weather forecast with our very own, Desilightic everybody. All right, that's it for the headlines, but before we go, let's catch up on this weekend's weather forecast with our very own, Desi Lydic everybody! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

So good to see you. So good to see you. So, Desi, what's going on? Everything's great. I finally disposed of my last burner phone, so that's really exciting. They got nothing on me now. I don't know what that meant. I mean, what's going on with the weather. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. Thank, th. Thank, to. th. Thank, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th, yeah. No, I'm glad you asked about that because I've been meaning to talk to you.

It has been freezing inside this building. Like really cold. Every single room we got to do something about that. I mean, who set the thermostat, the patriarchy? I thought you were going to do the same. Yeah, by the way. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr-. thr-I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. were going to do this. Yeah, by the way, that trump fruit thing that really strikes a cord with me. Have you ever been hit in the head with a piece of fruit? No. No fruit. No fruit. No. No.

No. No. No fruits. No fruits. Some sort of melon like a canalo? It's still no. Marishino cherry. No. An apricot? No.

An apricot? That's the same thing twice. I have never been hit by fruits in the head, Desi. Lucky, lucky, lucky. Wow. Oh, by the way, can you believe that that guy. at work? Right? Passively? I mean what kind of psychopath watches porn passively like it's a commercial or something? All right, you should be doing one of two things when you're watching porn, either pleasuring yourself or crying while

pleasuring yourself. There's like no in between. Even at work you got to really set the mood and commit. You got to dim the lights, roll out a bare skin rug, fill a glass with a piping hot cup of French onion soup. Make it nice. I thought you were oaring the soup because you were sick. Don't kinkshame me, Trevor. I'm not kinksh-you. You know what, Desi could you please tell us what the weather's going to be? Oh no, I haven't been outside in weeks..... the, the thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, to, tho, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.. th. the, the, the, the, toda, toge, toge, ttipe, tipe, tipe, tipe, tipe, tipe, tipe, tipe, to, tell us what the weather's going to be? Oh no, I haven't been outside in weeks. No, I got I gotta lay low the whole burner phone thing. What is this about? Well I would tell you but you know you might have to testify. To who?

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You're right with me. You know what? You know what? Let's do this. We're going to take a quick break separately, not with Desi. And then after that, we will tell you about the show. You know, most politicians get into trouble every once in a while. You know, most politicians get into trouble every once in a while.

You know, it's part of the job. A little illegal campaign contribution, a little sex scandal, a little storming the capital, you know, trivial stuff we've all come to accept. But in the past few weeks, one member of Congress has been collecting scandals like Steve Harvey collects those pinstripe suits. So, let's check in on what this politician has been getting up to in another installment of fringe watching. Right now, the reigning scandal champion in Washington is none other than Madison Corthon. Congressman from North Carolina and what lacrosse would look like if it were a person.

From the moment he showed up on the political scene two years ago, Corthon has always been a controversial figure. First, he faced sexual harassment allegations from his time in college, and then he was caught lying about getting into the naval academy. And then, he got in trouble for gleefully posting on Instagram about his visit to Hitler's mountain retreat, or as he called it, the vacation house of the furor. Yeah, which is weird. I mean, we don't need to be referring to Hitler by his nickname. Like I called Jay-Z Hover, right? But I probably wouldn't do that anymore if he committed genocide, you know? And now, by the way, this was all before Corthorn even got into

Congress. Yeah, since he's taken the oath of office, his scandals have definitely not slowed down. Most recently, you probably heard that he made headlines by claiming that other members of Congress had done cocaine in front of him and invited him to orgies. Which first of all, snitch. And second of all, the whole thing was a lie. Of course it's not true. These people are in Congress. Throwing an orgy that's way too complicated for they. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They'd. They'd. They'd. They'd. They'd. They'd. They'd. They'd. They'd. They'd. They'd have. They'd have. They'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have to have to have to have they'd have they'd have to have to have to have the they have they have they have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have they'd have they'd have have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have have have have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have they'd have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. Of course it's not true. These people are in Congress. You're throwing an orgy that's way too complicated for them. They'd have to secure funding for the sex toys first.

They'd have to agree on a time and a location. They'd have a committee to debate about the rules. Is kissing it loud. But, those Coke-ogy stories stories, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. T. T. T. T. T. T. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. T. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's thi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. thoing. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-a. thi. T. thi.. Nah. Nah. But, those Coke orgy stories, that's in the distant past. That happened way, way low, like three weeks ago. Nobody's even talking about that anymore because Cawthorn is getting into new trouble every damn day, starting with some really bad driving. Newly released video shows Congressman Madison Cawthorne getting his license revoked during a traffic stop in Cleveland County.

The traffic stop came after the truck crossed the center line. As the trooper approaches Cawthorne informed that his license plate tag is expired, the trooper discovered Cawthorn's driver's license had been revoked due to an out-of-state ticket. Yeah, first Madison Cawthorn was pulled over for swerving. Then the cops found out that he had an expired license plate. And then he was busted for having a revoked driver's license. I mean, those are Hall of Fame numbers right there. I don't even think OJ broke that many laws during his cop chase. And what's crazy, what's crazy, what's crazy, is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is th is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thiiiiiiii.. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, what's crazy is that this is the second time that he's been busted for driving with a revoked license. At this point he's probably the only member of Congress who might show up to work with an ID that says

McLoving. He's like, that's me, that's real. But if I'm honest I can I can see why. Of course he's got to drive with a revoked license. Do you know how embarrassing it must be when he needs to ask his mom to drive him to the orgy? You know, it's just like, mom, don't drop me off in front of the mansion. Just leave me at the corner. She's like, okay, love you. Make sure you have enough cocaine for everybody. So yes, Madison Quoton is not allowed to drive himself anywhere right now. But before you think of giving him a lift to the airport, you might want to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, of giving him a lift to the airport, you might want to be careful when you're throwing his bags in the trunk.

The US Republican congressman Madison Corthorn was cited by police on Tuesday after they found a loaded handgun in his bag at a North Carolina airport. TSA agents found a 9 millimeter handgun when Corthorn passed through a security checkpoint. Police say he was cooperative and cited for possession thi th. th. th. th. th. thed thed thed thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thr- thrown thrown thrown thr-he thrown thrown to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thrown thrown thrown the thrown thrown the thrown to to the the thrown. thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown.awthorne passed through a security checkpoint. Police say he was cooperative and cited for possession of a dangerous weapon on city property. It is the second time in just over a year the young congressman has been stopped for carrying a gun at an airport. Ah, before you judge, before you judge, who hasn't made this mistake, ah? The Uber's waiting outside. You try to pack your bags real quick, you throw in your cologne, your underwear, and their and their and their, and their, and their, and their, and their their their their their their their tho-a, their tho-a, tho-coopopo-a, their their their their their tho-coopo-coopperate, and their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, and their, and their, and their, and their, their, their, their, their, their their thiiiopopopo-a, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, tho.coa, the, tho.coa, thoo.coa, thoooo.coa, the, their their their their, their, their made this mistake, ah? The Uber's waiting outside. You try to pack your bags real quick, you throw in your cologne, your towar, your K-47.

Ah, what am I doing? You can't take Cologne on a plane. The craziest part about the story is that's the second time he got caught, trying to bring a gun onto a year. I get if you made this mistake like 15 years ago. But twice in one year, why are you so invested in getting a gun on a plane? Huh? How intense is the battle for your armrest, my man? What are you doing? And before you ask, yes, the congressman was punished. He was given a citation, which I know sounds like something they give you for having the biggest watermelon at the country fair, but this, this will hurt him. His life will be the same. You know, in a way I respect him.

A lot of Republicans talk about being pro-police, but he's the only one out here personally keeping all of these police departments in business. I respect that. So Cawthorn got caught driving without a license, and then he got caught trying to bring weapons weapons weapons weapons weapons and most people would take a breath after that, but not Madison Corthor, no. Because the same day the news broke about the gun, he was accused of taking part in a cryptocurrency insider trading scheme. Yeah, I know. I was also shocked to hear that this guy was into crypto? Who would have thought? So now we got suspended licenses, guns at airports, possible insider, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thiiia, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, thii? Because, because, because, thiiiiiii? Because, thiiiiiiiii? Because, thiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi? Because, thi? Because, thi? Because, thi? Because, thi? Because, thi? Because, thi.a? Because, thi.a? Because, thi.a? Because, they'sa? Because, they'sa? Because, they'sa? Because, the airports, possible insider trading, basically three stars on GTA.

And guess what, my friends? Madison Corthon even has scandals that expose his character as a scam. And in order to understand this next scandal properly, first, you need to know that Madison Corthon has been saying certain things on the campaign trail about what it means to be a man. Our culture today is trying to completely demasculate all of the young men in our culture. We have bred a generation of soft men and that generation has created a lot of problems in our society and our culture. If you want me to sit here and call a man, a woman, you are asking me to buy into this lie,

and I'll say no to that. Your left-wing movement is forcing children to endure radical expressions of sexuality, and I never imagined that one of my sacred duties in this hallow chamber would be explaining to the House Speaker the difference between a man and a woman. You'll never amend biology. Science is not Burger King. You can't just have it your way. That's an interesting way to put it. I like how Quothon is working some product placement into his floor speeches. Gender is simple. Men are like Arby's. We have the meat. But yes, Madison Quothorn has been talking a big game about defending traditional conservative

notions of masculinity and gender, selling himself as the icon of traditional Christian manhood which this country has lost. So you can imagine how awkward it was for him to try and explain this. New tonight, North Carolina Congressman Madison Cawthorn, responding to photos circulating online that show him wearing women's lingerie. Cawthorn said on Twitter that these images were first reported by Politico and came from a game he played during a cruise. The North Carolina congressman says the photos were taken long before he ran for office.

Well, well, well, well, well, well. Check out Madison over here. What game were you playing? I'm going to put on this lingerie and look good doing it, huh? You said you were a good Christian soldier. Looks more like a good Christian lubaton soldier, huh? Now I want to be clear. A man wearing lingerie isn't a scandal, right? It isn't a scandal in any way. Men can wear whatever they want to wear.

But this particular man, he spends a lot of time attacking other people for how they dress, how they identify, and what their values are. All I'm saying is the next time gender issues come up again, this dude better not get his panties in a bunch. That's what Madison Corthon has been up to for the past month. Yeah. And nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody thoany tho nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody tho tho tho thu nobody nobody nobody thu no thu no thu no thu n n n n n n n n n n na thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thus tha tha tha thu thu tha' tha' tha' tha' tha' tha' tha' thus thus thus thus thus thus thus. thus. thus thus. thus. thu. thu. thu. tha thu. tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha thi thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi tha tha tha tha tha tha tha the the the the the the the the the the tha tha. tha. tha. thorthone has been up to for the past month. Yeah. And nobody knows if any of these scandals will end up hurting Corthon in the upcoming election, but what we do know is his mom's definitely going to need to drop him off on Election Day.

All right, stay tuned because we're going to be joined by Drive to Survive Star Formula Super Star Daniel Ricardo Ricardo. Got off after this. Welcome back to this. My guest tonight is Formula One driver Daniel Ricardo. He's here to talk about racing for McLaren at the upcoming Miami Grand Prix. Please welcome, Daniel Ricardo. He's here to talk about racing for McLaren at the upcoming Miami Grand Prix. Please welcome, Daniel Ricardo. Daniel Ricardo, welcome back to the Daily Show.

Thanks. Too long. You know, this is how long it's been and how much has changed. Are you mesmerized by the... Yeah, it's... It's getting bigger. Yeah, it's a nice feeling, right? Yeah, it's cool. Thanks.

Let's talk about a few things here. Let's talk about a few things. It's like, um, number one. to, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too. It's, too. It's, too. It's, too. It, too. It, too. It, too. It's, too. It's, too. It's, too. It's, too. It's, too. It's, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too a nice feeling, right? Yeah, it's cool. Thanks. Let's talk about a few things here. Let's talk about a few things. It's like number one. Oh, wait, sorry, let me, let me make you comfortable. There's the water, but you don't need water here. Sorry, I don't even know what I didn't change this earlier. We can, we can do this. We can just make the interview a little more comfortable for you. You know, you know, just so we can, you know what I mean? Just make the interview a little more comfortable. You are very well prepared. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

We want? You know what? to make sure? too? Go on. Go for it. So, Daniel Ricardo, Ricardo, one of the best racing drivers in the world, has a tradition when he wins. There's champagne, you've probably seen that the races and they pop the champagne. But this man, I guess, maybe because he's Australian, decided not to drink the champagne. Not to drink the champagne out of the bottle, but out of a shoe. The shoe I race in. Yes. Yes. It's very. Yes. the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. thi. the the th. th. the th. the the tha. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thia. the thia. thia. thia. thia. tha. tha. tha. ta.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. the the the the their, but out of a shoe. The shoe I race in, but it's very sweaty.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's all the flavor of the victory, you know what I mean? That's what they say. The taste of victory. And so now it's affectionately known as a shoey. So cheers my friend. Yeah.

I normally don't do this unless's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. I just raced in those this weekend. Yeah. Let's talk about everything, man.

The first time you were on the show, I had to explain to some people what Formula One is, and now you are easily one of the biggest stars in America. Like, can you walk through the street without people recognizing you? I didn't watch the bottle. It's grown a lot. Like, it really has, I think since, yeah, Drive to survive, and that's had four seasons now, three or four, th............... th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. And, the they. And, toda, today, to be, to-s, today, to-a, to-s, to-a, to-a, to-s, to-a, to-s, to-a, the the that's that's had four seasons now three or four four maybe It's so yeah every time we get to the states it's getting more and more and people are yeah

Kind of spot, thrown me to survive and they're less like this is the most traumatic sport I've ever watched People are wearing masks of your face that's how pop your smile is iconic your joy is iconic, there are many people who watch Drive to Survive and they're like, this is the most dramatic sport I've ever watched. You guys like, you try to kill each other, you crash into each other. Max Verstappen famously, Max for Stapham famously has said, I don't want to be on the show because it makes Formula One seem more dramatic than it actually is. stand like how much drama is in the sport? There's certainly a lot in the sport and there's there's right there are you know true rivalries and and

all of that stuff you know so I think with the the show on Netflix drive to survive it's I would say they they like sprinkle a little bit on top but it's already like drama filled but then they'll they'll just nudge it along and a little bit of hey, how are you on top, you know? I want to know how you stay being one of the friendliest drivers, not just like smiling with the fans. You know, so for instance, you recently had a crash, right? It was a caller science. But you went up to him afterwards, you apologize. Do you, do you think like there's something in you that, I know we're competing but we all want to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their. their, their. their. their. their. their. their. And, their. And, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. What is that? I hate it every second of the apology. I know. Yeah, I think probably just with like experience and just being in it for so long, like I know, I have

the, I guess, maturity now to know how much we all put into it. And as competitive as we are, we all have something, you know, strongly in common. And there's only 20 of us in the world that do it. There's only 20 F1 drivers. So it's, you know, you kind of just respect everyone's journey. And so, like the incident, you know, like if I hold myself accountable for something, then yeah, I feel like, theyreel. and it's nothing personal, you know what I mean? So I don't think everyone would do it, but for me, I just felt better by doing it. So we kind of like clean, clean slate for the next one.

And I know that when we come alongside each other on track next, like there's no, there's no intensity. Got it, got it. There'll be an intensity, but nothing heightened, I guess. The next race is Miami for the first time ever, which means no one is raced on the track. That's always strange for drivers because you guys visualize the track, you remember what it was like, you know the surface, the whole, like, how much harder is it to race on a track that you've never raced on than one that you've been on before? Is it like, is it a big jump or is you guys like, the than't, there's some circuits now that we know,

literally I could drive it in my head and if you got like a stopwatch, I'd be able to visualize within probably a second of what it is. And you hit the times. Close enough. That's me when I think, if you time me going to the fridge to get ice cream, yeah. In my head, I can do it. I'm going to the couch and go to the fridge. Act like I'm going to get the baby carrots. Then I don't. Close the thing. Get the thing, the ice cream, and then I'm like,

Hawva, and then I'm embarrassed. Then I take more, and then I'm ashamed. Then I'm like, you may as well finish it. Then I'm like, you can't do that in Miami. Are you even going to be able to concentrate in Miami? Miami is a party. It's a full-on non-stop party. And you guys are going to be all...

Yeah, it's... No, I don't want to say it's tough. But for sure, when you compete in like a big city, because some circuits are in the middle, to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to to be to to be to to be to to to to be to to to to the city to to the city to to be to you need a lot of space to build a circuit so some are out in kind of like in fields somewhere. But you know, Miami's going to be, it's going to be around Hard Rock Stadium. Right. I believe it's called. And yeah, it's going to be nuts. So we'll do, there's like simulators. So each team has a simulator, like a very high-tech sophisticated o' one one one one onethat on Tuesday and trying to just learn at least where the track is and how it goes. But it's really into when you get on track in practice. That's where it's time to learn as quick as you can. And getting to a new circuit, you kind of gives you a chance to maybe catch on to something a little quicker than someone else. So it can maybe like create a bigger separation for the ones that like click and maybe the ones

that struggle a bit more. Before I let you go, when you look forward to races, what are the ones where you think, man, I cannot wait to get back on that racetrack. And you can't say Australia, that's obviously number one. Yeah. So that's home. And I'm not just saying this because we're on American soil, but Austin. Like I get so excited for Austin. Really? Yeah.

Why? I swear I have some, like, some DNA, like Texan DNA in me or something. I don't know. I love it. Oh man, dude. Thank you so much for being on the show again. Good luck for the rest of the season. Enjoy it.

Be sure to watch Daniel the season. Enjoy it. Be sure to watch Daniel compete in the Formula One Miami Grand Prix on May 8th. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Thank you, good for us. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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