The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Wedding DJs vs. Wedding Bands I Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

Episode Date: July 22, 2023

“A good DJ, okay? They're going to be paying attention to the flow of the party. They're going to be paying attention to beats per minute.” - Dulcé Sloan“With a wedding band, there is an energy in the room that can’t be matched by just playing a song out in the dance hall.” - Josh JohnsonIt’s wedding DJs vs. wedding bands this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.Original air date: October 20, 2022Hold Up is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDailyShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm a writer for the Daily Show, and I'm joined by... Tosses Lawn! He's a correspondent for the Daily Show. And on this show, we talk about the hard-hitting important issues that are going on in all of our lives. Today, we're coming in hot, we're coming in heavy because we're both very passionate about today's topic. Has to do with matrimony, has to do with lifelong commitment, has to do with a lot of a lot of stuff

that ideally is only ever going to happen one time. But depending on who you are, sometimes it happens five, you know, some people are hard to get along with with others. Today we're talking about wedding DJs versus wedding bands. And Dulce, just let the people know. I'm not even asking for your arguments. I'm just saying let the people know where you stand. I want to give the people a second to think where I stand.

Play the thinking music. You know where I stand, you know where I stand. You know I ain't behind no damn band. You know I'm DJ all the way. What did you even talk about? What is you even tom back? Okay? Of course, I'm teen DJ because I like having a good time. You on the other hand want to listen to acoustic guitar all night. The fuck no.

Acoustic guitar. Yeah, that sounds right. That's in a band, right? So let's get started off on the right foot, okay? All right, because you're coming at wedding bands like it's just one guy that you didn't invite to a party with a guitar. That's not what's happening, all right? These bands have brass, they have percussion, they have lead singers. Okay, we've all been in a shopping mall, right? We've all been in a business where you were listening to, what's the correct term for it? Where it's like someone has remade a song, tho song, right?, that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that you that you that's that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you, that you, that you that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that you that you were listening to, what's the correct term for it?

Where it's like someone has remade a song, but you don't know why they did it. Okay, a cover? Like it's the wrong girl singing Britney Spears. Like is not Britney. A cover? Yeah. I don't want to pay a group of adults to not do their own music. You see what I'm saying? Like y'all became, like I have a hard time believing in a group of people who learned a skill, right? Playing an instrument is difficult.

That's why all of us can't do it. Everybody can talk. Mm-hmm. But not everyone can learn an instrument. I was supposed to learn the saxophone in the fourth grade when, we, we, we, when, when, when, when, when, when, we, when, we, when, th, th, th, th, th, th learn the saxophone in the fourth grade when we moved back to Miami so I couldn't, right? Okay. But I can play a recorder just as good as everybody else. I can read music because I sang, you know, the trained singer, and I know enough about a piano where I can, I can't play the accompaniment, but I can play the vocal part of my other song,

right? Playing a piano is difficult. You need both hands. Playing the drums is very hard. Guitar, all that, if they got two hands on something, that ain't easy. So you sat up and learned this skill to be paid to play someone else's music? Professionally, I'm supposed to hear your rendition. I'm supposed to hear your rendition of Survivor.

I'm supposed to hear a wedding band rendition of Beyonce. Why would I want that? Why would I spend my hard-earned money? I'm trying to celebrate. I don't trap this man. It took me so long to meet this bastard. He's late. If you're, if, listen, if the man who I'm going to marry is listening to this, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're th, you're th, you're th, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're thee, you're thee, that, thee, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, the, th, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the, the, the, the, the, the, the the that, that, that, that, that, theat, the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the that, th man, it had took me so long to meet this bastard. He's late. If you're, if, listen, if the man who I'm going to marry is listening to this, you're late, bro. You're fucking late.

Where have you been? Okay? I'm very annoyed. But if I spent the time, I found a venue, I don't put out a dress, I don't fed a bunch of people. Now I'm supposed to spend the rest of my evening. Listen, a bunch of middle-aged people do their own rendition of run-diam. I'm gonna fuck out of here. Okay. So, you brought up some interesting points. No. You brought up some things that are better.

Maybe, maybe valid, but I don't think so. Okay, because first of all, you brought up singing other people's songs. That's not always the case. Oh, they have their, oh, oh, then I want to get the original music for some people I've never even heard of. Why would you hire them for your wedding if you're their wedding? There are bands that people like that they get to play their wedding. You're still a wedding band even if you're a famous band. What's a band that plays at a wedding? What's a well-known band? Who's a well-known band that plays at a wedding? Any band that's hired by a Saudi prince? Any? Okay, okay, first of all, first of all, no,

they take care of you. Back up. Yeah. Only a Saudi prince is Saudi prince money. Not just a Saudi prince. Listen, if you're a regular, if you're a regular person. Uh-huh. With the regular budget. Okay. Not somebody who's living your life based off of fossil fuels. Okay.

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before I got on this hair television. You were a local comic before you got on that their television, you know? So I'm not saying that people don't hire a local band. What I'm saying is that their repertoire, the reason I'm not a fan thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thir thir thir thir thir their thir their their th of the wedding band is that they don't know all the songs. They know their songs. And now if I'm a fan of this band, but the people at my wedding aren't a fan of this band,

that means that my wedding, the guests of my wedding are subjected to the songs of this band that they have never heard of, right? Subjected to. I said what I said. Because, because... Okay, fine, they're able to enjoy, whatever. So a band only knows the songs. I've had plenty of friends and bands because I have a lot of white friends. They know their songs and then the songs they learned how to play. After that, they learned how to play. After that, there's no more songs. So depending on how long your reception is, so say they got 10 songs. The only probably not about 20, 30 songs, right?

They could know more. They need to know more if they're a wedding band. They should no more, but there's certain things that they can't play. It goes in the demographics, right. their their their their. their. their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their songs. I their songs. They, their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs. their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs, their songs their songs their songs their songs. their songs. their songs. They're more songs. They, their songs. They, their songs. I their songs. I their songs. I their songs. I their songs. I their songs. I their songs. I their songs. I their songs. I they. They're they're they're they're they're their songs. They're they're no more more more more more songs. They're they're their songs. They're no more more more. They're they're no more. They're no more. They're they're a wedding band. They should know more, but there's certain things that they can't play. It goes in the demographics, right? I can't, oh, but I want to hear no hands by Wacca. I don't know a band that's going to play that and I don't want to hear a band play that. Oh, you don't know that you don't want to hear a band play that. No, no, no, no. There was that one white boy that was playing, that was doing it, in an acoustic version of it, to the point that Wacca Flaca took him on the road.

I'm not saying that I don't, a DJ, you have all of the music. So this is the thing, this is where I think DJs can fall short. There's two ways in which I think DJs really can hit rock bottom as far as the reception goes. One of them, yeah, absolutely rock bottom. One of them is a DJ, just like you're talking about wedding bands, a DJ has to have the right rhythm and they have to feel out the mood of the reception. Okay? That's a talent that not everybody has.

A lot people can make sure the songs don't skip. A lot of people can make sure the songs don't skip. But some people don't know, that. that. Some people don't know, it's like, all right, we just played this song, maybe not this song next, you know? No, that's because that goes, listen, as someone who has dated a lot of DJs, dated Slap with Tomato Tomato, I've done both, right? Mm-hmm.

A good DJ. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to be paying attention to the flow of the party. They're going to be paying attention to beats per minute. They're going to know how to amp a party up. Keep a party going, bring a party down, maybe it's an end of the night. You see what I'm saying? I was at an event last night and the DJ, and this is what I, the number of djays I have booed in my life, like DJs to me's, to me's, to me's, to me's, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the to the the, the, the, the,, think about the number of times that you've been interviewed by somebody and been like, you didn't go to school.

You're not trained in this. Like, when we were only dealing in newspaper and periodicals, you had to have just, you know, schooling, training, and gumption. All right? Just being real fucking nosy to become a journalist. Now, anybody with an internet connection and Google Docs can call themselves a journalist. The number of times I have been in an interview and been like, did you do any research? Did you do any research? Like, it's, it's the number of times I've been in a interview and been like, did you do any research?

Did you do any research? Like, it's the number of times I've been an interview, and I could tell someone does not know what they're doing. You want to be called a journalist more than you're trying to be a journalist. It's like when those comics that first start out that only want to hang out in the green room. Mm-hmm. And like you've been doing stand-up for three months. Get the hell out of the green room. You're not a comic. You're someone who's performed on.

You're someone who's gotten on stage and said words. You're not a comic. So what I'm saying is we've all seen the anti-croud DJ. Or they will play, you've had, we've all experienced the anti-croud DJ. And this is someone who takes a popular song from whenever, from whenever, they'll play it long enough for you to get excited about it. Like, okay, that's my song. And they, I think they wait for somebody to go, that's my song, and they never get them, let them get to getthe part where they say song. You have to see somebody like, oh, they, in between songs, yeah.

No, no, no, no, if you're the person who's enjoying the song and you're getting ready to say, oh, that's my song, this DJ that's watching you, and they're watching you go, that's it again with another song, and then change it. And then they do it again another song. And then the song they let the play all the way out is a song that nobody is enjoying. I will tell you this. That thing that you're describing right there. Mm-hmm. I think that comes from people who used to do radio, and then they started DJing because if you remember back in the day when we were kids and there wasn't this like ultimate access to music right? You can only have it was on the radio. You can only have what was on the radio. Radio DJs would tease out the upcoming song like whatever

new thing was about to drop. They play like 15 seconds of it and it would be how they keep you listening to their show. They'd be like, oh and the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their, their, their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their. today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, the. thi. thi. th was about to drop, they play like 15 seconds of it and it would be how they keep you listening to their show. They'd be like, oh, and stay tuned for the new Drake and, you know, whatever, right? Right. So that would just happen over and over and over again. Then finally, they play. No, no, I'm with you, but that's just where the person like learn learn, like the the person, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the..... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they're just carrying it over. But it's a very weird thing. It's not conducive with parties, but that's also why I'm not defending radio DJs or wedding DJs. Well, but I feel like for that to come from that, eventually the radio DJ played the song.

Like literally there was a payoff for them doing this. Mm-hmm. This is just, hey, hey, hey, you. Like, you. the, the, the, the, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, like, th, like, th, th, th, th, like, th, th, th, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. that, that, that, that, that's, th. th. that's, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th., allegedly there was a payoff for them doing this. This is just, hey, you know, this, you know, this, you know, this Migo song that you really like? Mm-hmm. Here's 15 seconds, you know, t-shirt, mama told me, ah, and then it's gone. I'm like, but I love 17, 5, I wanted to yield some-color t-shirt, mama told me, ah, and then it's gone. And I'm like, but I love 17, 5, I wanted to yield some color t-shirt. Like, I don't know, it's evil. I'm with you. Surely rude. So it's like, those DJs are annoying.

I call the anti-crowing DJs,'re coming at DJs way harder than I am. What I'm saying is that, DJs have their ups and their pros and their cons, but there's more pros to having a DJ. Because like say you have like my wedding, because we're speaking into existence that I'm going to have a wedding, okay? Okay. This is what we're trying to do. I'm trying to talk better. I'm trying to be less pessimistic. But sometimes being, you know, trying to, because I always think the worst of a situation. So instead of being disappointed when it goes bad, I get to be surprised when it goes, well, no I kind of feel like that's not probably that's that's that's that's that's that's thiiiiiiiiiiiii. that's that's thi. thi. that's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to be to be to be to be to be to be thi. thi. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. teei. trying trying trying trying to be trying trying to be less the to be to be less to be to be to's not probably the best way to think.

No, no, it's it's not conducive with getting and what you want and feeling how you want to feel. Right, because usually I've just spent a lot of time being disappointed and hoping that something will change it, right? Yeah. As opposed to being optimistic and then being disappointed. But like people don't realize that hope is hard. So hope is very hard. And I also think that, you know, like this, I completely griggle what you're saying, hope is difficult, which is why I feel like you either take the hopeful route or if you're really try to get there, you try to manifest it, you go the grind route, okay? You go ahead, no I'm just saying, I'm just saying it's a possibility. No, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, you find a man that's out here doing his thing, getting it, just getting the grind drilled into his lifestyle, you know what I'm saying? So then when you meet him, he's like, dole say, I want to I want to sit and chat with you. I want to be around you and everything But I can't even I got to go right now because the grind is out there

All right here is home But you can't stay home sometimes you got to grind it out. You know sometimes you got to leave that person that you're with go grind? But I just got him. Why is he leaving me to grind? I know no, no, no, no, no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but. But. But, but the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. But th. But th. But th. But th. But th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the he. he. he. he. he. he. the he. he. he. he. the the the the the the the the he. the he. the the he. the the he. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the is, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. one of the reasons you like him is because he put the grind in, okay? So then you're seeing- But when is he gonna be done grinding? When is he gonna be ground? Hey, he'll be ground when he is completely and forever no longer broke, all right? But until he's there, don't you want to grind her? Or do you just want somebody who got to spot for dinner? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, to, okay, to, to to to to to to to to, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, to, okay, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to, the the the tha, tha, thi, thi, thi's thi, thoo, tha, thooooo, tha, tha, thoooooooo, tha, tha, thi got to spot for dinner? Okay, so let that man grind

Let that man grinding but we our grinding needs to sink up Hey, hey, I'm just telling you the way it is out there Fuck you Josh. I hope for you that the grinding sinks up. I hope when you have to go that the Grinding sinks up. I hope when you have to go. that may be his only ti. the ti. the thin. the thin. the thin. to to the to to the to to to the to to to he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. to to he. to to to to to to to thin. he. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. I the the the the the the the the grinding. I the grinding. I thin. I th. I thin. I th. I thin. I th. I thin. I that's. I that's. I that's. he has to go, all right? But more than likely, when you have to go, that may be his only time to rest. And he really shouldn't be resting. He should be out there grinding, all right? If you see him sleeping, you wake him up, you tell him, sleep is for the week, okay?

Listen, you know the scariest thing I've ever heard is, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Mm-hmm. I feel like this is one of the most toxic things that we have been taught as a society that and he's only being mean to you because he likes you. There's so many girls that have been very, very awful situations because of that phrase. Yeah, because he might just be mean. He might just be mean. He might just be mean. And look, let me tell you right now. If he's being mean, he's not grinding. If he's out here grinding, he didn't have time to be mean,

okay? When you grind it, you just have time to grind and to sleep and to be a good man. I'm gonna let him sleep because I understand that being sleepy can make you cranky. And I don't want some sleep deprived man because you know what happens with the man's grinding and sleep deprived? Hmm, he ain't dropping off that D like he should be, okay? And at the end of the day,

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and this is the thing with the good DJ, right? So I have friends and family of various ethnic backgrounds, right? My wedding is going to have a very large amount of my best friend, one of my good friends, like their family's, my family's, their mom is my mom. Like it's all.. th, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, and it's th, and it's th, and it's th, and it's all. th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to th. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to.... to... to.. to............. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to th. the their, their, their their their their their their their their their, their to, to, their, to, to to to to to to to have a very large amount of my best friend, one of my good friends, like their family is my family, their mom is my mom, like it is all. Like my family is going to consist of like a very small group of black people. Yeah. And then I don't know about 50 of my Mexican family, right? So the music at my wedding is going to be very different. You see what

I'm saying? Yeah. So it's like I have down south stuff and then pop stuff and then rap stuff and then Latin music that's going to be played. So I need a DJ because I'm going to be playing various genres of music from various eras, right? Like you might be playing that Lavaca song and then there's Coma La Flora Flora, you see what I'm saying? Because I enjoy both of those songs. But also there might be a bone thug to harmony song. And then Glorilla Pimp.

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But if you can choose, because listen, I don't know, have you ever heard that song by Prince the Beautiful Ones? No. Listen, Prince has this song called The Beautiful Ones, and the Chorus is the Beautiful One, and just the thing I want, and I just hope that if my future husband is listening, that he finds the humor that I'm about to say. But for everyone everyone tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to to to thi thi thi tho to be to be to be to to to be to be tho tho tho tho tho tho thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thin thin the thin the the thin the to to the to to the to the to the the the thin the thin thin thin. the humor what I'm about to say. But for everyone listening, listen to the song, The Beautiful Ones, and then think about somebody who broke your heart. Don't you want them sitting in the dark listening in that song, sticking about you?

You don't want that for your life? You don't want that for yourself? You don't want somebody just sitting in the dark crying, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby You know what somebody just did in the dark crying going, baby, baby, baby. Oh my God, it makes you so happy. I think I'm alright. The thing about a wedding band. Well, fuck that bad. Because I, I feel like we've gone awry as usual.

The thing with a wedding bar that I will say, there is an energy in the room that can't be matched by just playing a song out in the dance. What energy? Every time I've been at a wedding with a band, I've been annoyed. And also, any time I'm at a wedding with a band, it seems like that the band either didn't. There's been some nice white weddings with bands. They've never been to a black wedding with a band.

But it's always, first of all, once the swing music starts, I gotta go. Also, a band start playing genres of music that I don't listen to, I don't enjoy, I don't know how to dance too. So, and they're always gonna play a chicken dance, which is fine, but like, I don't know what energy you're talking about. Anytime I've ever been in a wedding with a band, soon they start playing, half the people leave. So my bandheads know what I'm talking about. Band heads, what are you talking about?

The people who hired a band for their wedding know what I'm talking about? The people who play in bands for weddings know what I'm talking about. The people who have been off at a wedding. I have never enjoyed a band at a wedding, ever. Just because you hate bands at weddings? They're the worst.

They're not the worst. They are! I've had DJs be absolutely insane. We've all had awful, we've all seen awful DJs. I have booed DJ. I have booed DJs. I have recruited people to boo a DJ. Just, okay, as a example, right? But I've also booed a band.

People don't realize booing is actually very cathartic and it's informative. You've never booed before? I'm not gonna say I'm never booed. I actually... I'm just trying to make sure that you booed, because someone who's booed knows what I'm talking about. Would you rather boo one person playing bad music or boo a bunch of people who are trying to live their dream? Booing one motherfucker who didn't play the song you wanted? Fine. But booing a wedding band?

What? Wow. What? What? So look, I'm saying DJs. DJ is too accessible, all right? Just like you said, anybody iPod, whatever. It's so accessible that some people that are both bad at checking the vibe of the room and being a DJ get to be DJs, sometimes hire for a wedding.

Bands, though, since bands have to include people who understand and play instruments and know how to play different songs, you're already starting at a level that's a bit higher than these terrible DJs. No, because just because you and a band have decided you can play a song doesn't mean you can play it well. You're playing it. Not, not. I would rather hear, play, there's nothing worse than the bad cover of a song. Also you all are the wrong tempo, you all the wrong key. The singer is the wrong singer for this song is either too low or too high for them so they're not good at singing this band is not. the the the the th good th good th good th good th good th good that that that that that that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin thin thin thin thi thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi. thin thin' thin' thin' thin' to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play. to play to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the is the wrong singer for this song is either too low or too high for them. So they're not good at singing this band is not good at playing because when you have a bad

DJ you can get to the point because this is the other thing about wedding DJs. You can give them a playlist. Right? Mm-hmm. Also you can get sample of their sets, you can see them DJ somewhere else. And the same way way way way th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi, thi, thi. thi's thi. thi. thi. th- th- th- th- th-s, th- th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, thi-is. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi-all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all thi-all thi. thi. thi. that-s. thooooooooo-s. thooo-s. thoooooooooooo'-s. tho'-s. th. You can see them DJ somewhere else in the same way, that you, oh, listen, before anything, all wedding entertainment should be vetted. See a set from this DJ. Listen to this band before you hire them. Because any time I'm at a wedding and there's a bad DJ or a bad band, my first thing is, they must have been affordable. I didn't say what I was going to say. I said affordable. Don't shake your head, I was being nice. Whenever I'm at a wedding and the DJ or the band is bad, I

know that you did not go see this person, you didn't get a video of them performing, you didn't get a tick, you did not, you had not, you, you, you, you, you, you not, you the, you their, you their, you their, you their, you their, you their, you their, you had their, you had no, you had no, you had no, you had no, you had no, you had no, you had no, you had no, you their, you had a their, you had no, you th. th. their, you their, you their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that ticket. You did not, you had no idea what their skill set was before you hired them. And that is unforgivable period. It's not, I mean, unforgivable is such an intense thing, but that's how I feel. Also like bad food at a wedding. You should have tasted this food. You should have t it the cake. I mean you should have had it cold by the way, because it's gonna come out cold. It's gonna be cold.

So the best wedding food I've had is wedding food that I knew was gonna be good, even if it got cold. Because no matter how many, if you have a big wedding, no matter how prepared you are, serving the plates means it's gonna be lukewarm, warm, which means it might be cold by the time I get to it. And see, I know people think that a buffet is tacky, but when you're serving that many people, that's the only way to ensure that that person has hot food.

Yeah, if you don't care about hot food, then like don't do the buffet, it's fine. But if you care about it tasting the way it would taste for you when you were having the sample. Hey, you gotta, you gotta, I mean, but that's a totally different thing. I'm, I'm just saying that when I have watched bands, there's been, it's been fun and there's been, what do you say, how do you say it? There's been something about the band being there that was, you know it's for you. It's special because it's unique, you know? How? There's the same songs they play for everybody at every wedding they perform it? No, they're feeding off of the crowd in a different way. It's a band. They can only play so many songs. They have to learn songs. They don't know all the songs.

It's not special, it's not court, it's, here's the song we're gonna play. All most bands, listen, I've dated dudes in bands, I've known people in bands. Bands have the same way that comics have set lists, bands have set lists. And if you're hiring a band, you usually have to go, these are the songs that we're the songs,, the songs, the songs, the songs, the songs, the songs, the songs, the songs, the songs, you, the songs, th. usually have to go these are the songs that we want you these are the songs you know how to play these are the songs we want you to play it is not a special curated thing them fuckers know 30 songs and then and we're gonna play them in whatever order did you pay for 15 because think about it say a band knows 30 songs a wedding reception last how long four hours yeah? you the tho? these these these these you? these? you? these? these? these? you? these? these? these? these? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These their? These are the songs? These songs? These are the songs? These are these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these the songs, the songs, the songs, the songs, the songs? These the songs? These the songs? These the songs? These the songs? These the songs? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? These? We? These? We? We're? These are? We're? their? their? their? their their their their their songs? We're their their songs? We're their their their songs? These are their their knows 30 songs. A wedding reception lasts how long?

Four hours? Yeah. If you got a wedding reception that lasts last four hours, say a song is about five minutes, that's 48 songs. Mm-hmm. Most bands don't know that many songs. But the bands also take breaks, just like DJs take breaks. Right, but a DJ, at least when a DJ takes a break, they put on music. When a band takes a break, there's no one playing an instrument. That's all your music. No, no, no, no, no.

There's a different vibe in place with a band, than with a DJ. If only, that depends what I'm saying. If your band isn't vibing with the people, because some bands treat that shit just like doing a shift at McDonald's. All right, we're in here, let's play these songs, get this thousand dollars, and we're going to split up among the six of us, and get the hell out of here. So if it's, you have to find the band that wants to connect with the audience, that wants to create an experience. You have to get the right band, because a lot of it falls on,

if you're creating this experience or whatever, because I'm telling you, most wedding bands I've seen, they're not even really talking to people, they don't take requests, because they can't take requests, because they only know 30 songs. And you probably only paid for 15. This is where I'm coming from. I think you would be surprised at the,

whether you're talking about bands or DJs, I think you'd be surprised at how similar the set list is for both those people. I understand DJs have access to more songs, but when you actually look at a four to three hour wedding reception, I think you'd be surprised at how basic and how popular the songs that DJ plays are, because there are songs that a band would probably know. But a band has to know the popular songs, so a band doesn't have the opportunity to play these off-cuts, that they can only play the hits because they're cover band anyway.

Mm-hmm. And they're doing that like aren't most wedding bands cover bands? No, no, no, no. Some of them, some of them are straight up like jazz bands, some of them are like rock bands as far as the genre. They're playing new jazz. Yeah, they'll play new jazz. If you, if you hire a jazz band for your wedding, they're coming at you with stuff you've never heard before because you like jazz. Do you I mean? Like they, I understand they have to hit you with jazz classics because that's the genre that you want within stuff that people will be able to dance to. Right. But you'd be surprised at how like some of them just the th. th. th. th. th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th you th you're thi thi thi thus thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their thu thu thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu thu them just instrumental wise take the singer out of it for a second Some of them are just playing mood music that sure a DJ could do and everybody could talk over whatever But sometimes it's just nice to watch somebody playing instrument that's good at it, you know, it is, but also

wedding DJ just DJ just DJ Mm-hmm more affordable overall, because it's one dude. It's one human being, or it's one woman, how you identify, it's one human being. And it ain't back in the day where you gotta bring in the crates and crates of music, okay? Ain't anybody walking in with crates,

is somebody really scratching records like they used to? I would love for somebody to just bring a crate and you're like, what's in that? And it's like the 80s? Exactly! What's in that crate? The 90s? What do you? Yeah.

Like the fact that... Six more crates? What, so what? Do you need us to bring out a dolly or something? Nah, nah, no, I got my dolly with me. Oh, okay. Um, I got my dolly with. I brought a wagon.

Um, just brought. No, I just keep. He's a wheelbarrow full of vials. Full of loose vinyl, Not even in a container. It's like, what is this? This whole thing looks scratched up. Well, let's play it and find out. God. Because that's what I found about the history of like scratching,

it's like you had to buy two or the same album. And if it was really popular, he just had to keep buying one of them who just scratched. That's why like with scratching it out like a record, at least it was like somewhat salvageable. If you scratched the CD, there's a bone thugs and harmony CD that I used to fall asleep with somebody stole my CDs, but I used to fall asleep, just to think about that, just hurt my heart.

I used to fall asleep, I used to and there was a scratch at one particular part in a song. And whenever I heard that song without the scratch, it was like, oh yeah, that's not supposed to. Yeah, you get a feeling. You get an actual like, ooh, what was that? I find that when I make a playlist and then I play list something out of order that's on the same album, when I actually listen the album and the song I'm expecting doesn't come next, it's genuinely jarring. Yes! Like even if I love almost all of an album, when I actually grab the album and I'm like, let

me put some of this on playlist, usually my two favorite songs are never next to each other. So then you place something, you love it and then you get used to the other thing that you love coming behind to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to the the to to the the to the the to the the the the to the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and then, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, then you get used to the other thing that you love coming behind it. But then someone, you're just at somebody's house and they're letting an album play in the background. They're just chilling. And then you're like, this is completely out of order. Who did this? Yeah. Oh, the artist did it, my bad. Hey, I'm Ben Mycelus. I'm Brett Mycelus. And I'm Jordi. We are the hosts of the Midas Touch podcasts, the top rated Top Watch podcast for Pro-Democracy

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And then I found I found I if it's not a rap album, it probably won't be. Britney scares don't have any sketches either. Like it's not, like Alicia Keys didn't have any sketches either. And I'm just like, when did rappers, do these nuppies? Like, that's what I can go, I wanna be able, if I'm paying you to play music at these here nuptials, okay? I'm up here feeding all of these people.

I'd have brought in shoes, you know, it's like, I got all kind of snacks. It's a party in this bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just change it to a different outfit. Because I'm about to party in these beach, okay? Mm-hmm. I want to be able to walk up to you and go, I want to hear anything. You know how the last song you played?

So listen, I want to be able to walk up to a human being that I'm going to pay money, because they got to eat, right? Sit down, eat. I did not know that that that that that that that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thii. I thi. I thia' to thi. I just thia' to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. I just just just just th. I th. I th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just thi. I just thi. I just thi. I just thi. I just thi theea thea tea tea tea tea toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa Sit down, eat. Do you, I did not know that sometimes at weddings, people don't look like the photographer in the DJ eat. Yeah, no, that's wild. I have heard about that, but yeah. Who are these people? All I'm saying is that I should be able to walk up to a DJ

and be like, listen, I wanna hear big old freak from Megan the Stallion. And I need to just be able to come from the same person. So, would you be impressed? Because I don't wanna hear a band do Megan the Stallion, that's the thing. You wouldn't be impressed if a band, no, no, no, no, if a band had the musicality to perfectly capture the instrumental, and if a singer had the pipes to pull off a well-known song that isn't usually played at weddings. I'm not interested in hearing a cover. I don't enjoy covers, mostly.

It's like I want to, like you remind me that Muzak kind of, hey, also I've always been confused by like the covers you would actually hear, like the Muzak music. I'm like, I'm like, I'm in a Starbucks and I'm like, wait a minute, this is who's saying this song. Did it really, is it really less money? I guess I'm always confused,

I think it's what have to pay anything because it just, it would be like you having to pay to sing the song you like in the shower. Because if it's a recording, you can get mechanical royalties off of it, you can make money off of your version of this song, but you didn't write it and you didn't do the original recording so you have to pay the people who basically did the original work. But I think that for a wedding, why does not let the original work be the work? Why are you paying for? I think that some people, there are some people who have really great covers. And it's part of their catalog because maybe how they made a name for themselves is that they prove that they were as good of a singer as this person and then they broke like broke

off into their own original stuff. So I could see how if one of those really hit how you would want to, you're like, hey, it's worth paying this person who originally created the royalties so that I can get my shine off of the fact that I sing this thing very well. Or you need to... I mean, we all know the best cover of any song of all time is Whitney Houston doing, we'll always love you. Because like, they interviewed Dolly Parton, and dolly part was like, she's like, I wrote it, but that's Whitney Houston's song. Because she said, she said, the first time she heard it on the radio,

I think in the interview, she said she almost ran off the road. She was driving in her car. It was like, I'm not good. Like, it was very bad. to, you know, kick it off to you, the listener. I feel like maybe, look, admittedly, this time, I don't know if I made enough wedding band points, but I said my piece, I think that wedding bands are great, and I think that, for the length of your reception, hopefully you find one, just like it's your responsibility

to find a DJ that knows vibes. It's your responsibility to find a wedding band that actually knows a lot of songs and has done weddings before and just can bring that energy. I think there is an energy in the room. I'll say it again, I really do believe it. I've witnessed it. I'm not saying there is an energy in a room.

Like someone who is playing music in a room has to be able to capture that. I'm just saying that I haven't been in a situation where a band has caught the vibe. Because a lot of times when I've seen bands perform at a wedding, I've seen people go, and then let's look it's like it's...... It's it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it, it, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th. I, it, th. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. I thi. I thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll to to thin, to to thin, th to to be thin, thi. I'll to be to be thi. I'll the There's never anybody on the dance floor that... It's like it's no one... You're here.

But also there's people that really... Because I've been away and they're like, oh my god, don't see there's a band you're gonna dance? No. I don't know how to swing dance, Emily. We want to know what you think. Yeah, tell us. Is it wedding DJ for you? Is it wedding band for you? Have you been to a great wedding that had one or the other? Please let us know. If you have been to a wedding with a good band, send me the name of this band.

Call your friend and be like, hey, Brandon, what was that band you had at your wedding 25 years ago? There's some loud black lady that wants to know if your band your band was trash. I just want to see it. I just want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. If you are a good wedding band, don't, that's a, that's a mixed message. Because you're saying you want.

Because this is the thing is, if you're a good wedding band and you send me your link, you're like, hey, I'm a good wedding band. If I don't think you're a good wedding band, you're not gonna get the response that you want. You're tho o' you're opening you're opening you're opening you're opening yourself you're opening yourself to opening yourself the to opening yourself the to opening yourself to opening yourself to open the to open good wedding band, don't come to me, go to Josh. We're like, hey, Josh, I'm a good wedding band.

Tell Don't say we're a good wedding band, and then Josh can be like, hey, I prove my point. And if you're a good wedding band, I will come back on this show, back on this show, back on this platform, okay? When people talk about having a podcast in their platform, it annoys me. Also, when people talk about their brand, I want to punch people in the face. But if you're a good wedding band, you sing your demo to Josh, Josh fucks with it, he can sit it to me, and if I fuck with it, the next episode that we're doing after I will listen to your band and be like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, to me, to me, to me, toooooooooooooooooooooom, thi, thi, thi, thi, the next episode that we're doing after I will listen to your band and be like, you know what, Bobby and the Sun Chokes, pretty great band, okay?

So, we also, I will advertise for your band if you're a good wedding band. We want you to know that we appreciate you. If you're looking to catch up with us on any of the socialists, you can find me at Josh Johnson Comedy on Instagram, Tick-talk and YouTube. And, and you. And, and you. And, and you. And, and you. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. And, th. th. th. thi, thi, the, the, the, thi, the the the the the the thi, you the, you the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thooo. thi. tho. the the thi. the the the thi looking to catch up with us on any of the socials, you can find me at Josh Johnson Comedy on Instagram, Tick-Tock, and YouTube. And also at Josh Johnson on Twitter, if you are looking for Dulce, you can find me on Al Gore's and Annette's at Dulce-S-S-L-O-L-A-N. Dulce, not Dulce, not Dolce, because my mother went to college. So we also want to let you know th- th- th- th- to th- to to th- to to to to to to to to to to to to to to let to let to let to let to to to to to to to to to th-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s, th-s-comcomcommo-comcomcommo-comcomcomcommo-com, th-com, th-com, th-com, th-com, th-com, th-com, th-com, th-cocococh-coe-coe-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th--L-O-A-N, don't say not Dolce because my mother went to college. So we also want to let you know right now, in this moment we want to use our platform. We want to build our brand.

Because we're trying to do what, Josh? We're trying to grind, okay? And we're trying to bring you with us in the grind, okay? So if you're still down for all that, check in next week, all right? Where we're gonna really introduce some grind time topics, okay? I'm really great about you. I'm very, you need to intervention. So tune in next Thursday, all right,

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