The Daily Zeitgeist - 2020 Food Trends, Goop TV 1.7.20

Episode Date: January 7, 2020

In episode 543, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Marcella Arguello to discuss food trends of 2020, Nancy Pelosi planning a vote on a war power resolution, Trump's unclear Iran strategy, John Bolton planning on testifying if he is subpoenaed, a coalition of congress asking Supreme Court to reconsider Roe v. Wade, military leaders threatening Russian oligarchs, Goop getting a Netflix show, the Golden Globes, a palm reader's scam, and more!FOOTNOTES: The hottest food trends of 2020, or chicken sandwiches are soooo last year Pelosi plans war powers resolution over Iran. Here’s how Congress could limit Trump What Is Trump’s Iran Strategy? Few Seem to Know For Trump, the Burden May Be Proving This Is Not the Moment His Critics Predicted Defenders of History Take Aim at Trump’s Threat to Strike Iran’s Cultural Sites Bolton Will Testify In The Senate Impeachment Trial If Subpoenaed Here Are the 207 Members of Congress Who Just Asked SCOTUS to Consider Overruling Roe v. Wade U.S. Cybercom contemplates information warfare to counter Russian interference in 2020 election Goop Crawls Into a Vagina to Promote New Netflix Show WATCH: the goop lab with Gwyneth Paltrow | Trailer | Netflix The Goop Lab Trailer: It’s Dangerous, It’s Unregulated, and It’s Gwyneth Paltrow Goop has a Netflix deal – this is a dangerous win for pseudoscience Golden Globes: 15 things to know, from ‘The Irishman’ shutout to that racy Obama joke Somerset Police Arrest and Charge Palm Reader with Stealing Over $70,000 from Client Daily Zeitgeist at SF SKETCHFEST tickets WATCH: Sade - By Your Side (CottonBelly Remix) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness and say, officially, off the top, fuck the coke brothers and fuck fox news it's tuesday january 7th 2020 my name is jack o'brien aka aka is on tdz gotta find one now for jack ob tweet him to me tweet him to me tweet him to me tweet him to me tweet him to me that is courtesy of christy amaguchi main and i'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. It's Miles Gray, a.k.a. Let's not start another motherfucking war for no reason to protect oil infrastructure. And remember, about American imperialism, it's a very real thing.

Way to be back. Yes. What a day to come back. Wow. Way to be back Yes What a day to come back Wow What news we had to start this year Of a Oh my god You were in a news deprivation chamber

I try to Chamber Try to not use social media Try to not use news Because look y'all We do this show for you Pretty much 50 weeks out the year Non-stop

And this is the one time I can pretend to be like how i was before 2016 right when i'd be like yeah what's going on yeah yeah cool cool cool obama blissful uh yeah so you know i took a deep breath and i'm ready yeah i'm ready for this motherfucking year because we man we got fucking work we got fucking work to do we do Well we are thrilled to be joined In our third seat By the hilarious comedian Marcella Argaio

A.K.A. Queef Latina A.K.A. Bitchard Pryor Queef Latina The second one is Bitchard Pryor I think that one's better A.K.A. I don't know Those were great

Thank you Thank you for joining us again. Thank you for having me. How has your New Year been thus far? Pretty great, actually. Really? I also have been avoiding the New Year. Goddamn.

That's the first time I've heard of that. I started meditating in the morning. I'm exercising every day. I'm really trying to stay offline. It's really great. I'm very happy trying to stay offline. Really great. I'm very hip. You seem like you're in a good place. Had you tried this before? Like doing, staying off the social

media and shit? Yes, I've definitely tried. And you always felt good after, but it just keeps sucking you back in? Yeah, well, the thing is, like you, I actually took December off. So, like all of December. Oh, shit. Instead of two weeks, I didn't work at all. and so i was like oh i don't have anything to promote i mean i still have a couple days yeah but i didn't have

to like aggressively promote my weekly show i didn't have to i wasn't on tour so i really got to just not give a shit about social media and reading the news and i was like this is kind of nice yeah now both of you when you came back into it was it, did you feel extra stress or was it just like, no, this is not what I expected? No, you know what I do now? I literally listen to the Watchmen score as I read news on my phone. I'm not fucking around and I'm like, watch me bring this motherfucker down. That's smart.

I don't know. It causes me a lot of stress, but it's empowering at the same time. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know what it is, but yeah. It's inspiring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's made it easier for me to be like, I need to log off. Right.

You know? Yeah, yeah. Once people start with me, I'm like, no, no, I don't think so. Yeah. The shit is optional. Got to use my energy for good. Yeah. All right.

We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the things we're going to try to get to today. It's a packed doc. It's a lot. It's a lot. We're going to talk about food to today. It's a packed dock. That's a lot. It's a lot. We're going to talk about food trends of 2020, according to the New York Times. They have put on their Oracle hats and blessed us with a vision of the next 12 months.

We're going to talk about Nancy Pelosi trying to get some war powers, a war powers resolution going. We're going to talk about the decision-making process for the assassination at the end of last week. And it's kind of coming into focus a little bit more. The New York Times had a piece about how the president came to the decision to assassinate Soleimani. And yeah, it's not any... It reads like a fucking cruel joke. The Pentagon shit?

We can talk about that. Bolton will testify of subpoenaed when it comes to the... What was that called again that we used to care about? Oh, something about impeachment? Oh yeah, we had a song for it and shit. Members of Congress are asking the Supreme Court to consider

overruling Roe v. Wade. It's a bunch of horrible shit. I've never been more excited to be here. Not the least of which is Gwyneth Paltrow's new Goop show on Netflix. So we'll talk about that. Don't you worry. It's new Goop show on Netflix. So we'll talk about that. So don't you worry.

It's a Goop-branded show? Or we're not just saying it's called Goop because it's her? No, it's a Goop-branded show, the poster of which is her inside a hall of vagina. A pussy. Those are vaginas? Yeah, bro. Wow.

And it says, reach new depths. She's silly. She really goes for it. I really like her. She's fun. She's fun. She's a white woman with a personality. Yeah.

Question mark? But first, Marcella, we'd like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are? So the last thing I searched was it just said big fat greek wedding big one gif because i or jif i don't know what side you're on nerd i'm a gif person um me too although people are like the person who created it says jif yeah some shit but i'm like i don't give a fuck yeah i grew up saying this with a hard g really don't care does it matter so uh i googled that because i was trying to write a tweet um about um like masturbating with my vibrator and i was uh in the movie and and vula she she goes to tweet i mean

i'm sorry she goes to tweeze her uh uh niece's eyebrows one one big one one big one one big one so i wanted to do a tweet about like every time I masturbate with my vibrator at the end, I'm always like, I need one big one. One big one. One big one. Just one big one. There you go. But I couldn't find it.

So the tweet doesn't exist. Shit. You can make them. I know, but I don't. You know, that's too much time. It's a lot. It's easy. All you got to do if it's a YouTube clip.

No, I know how to make a fucking gif, gif, you son of a bitch. What I'm saying is I'd have to find the clip and then record it so don't you ever but like get like obsessed enough that you'll just do like fuck it i need this has to happen a joke wasn't good enough for me oh really yeah i guess oh right so then when you actually did the math you're like no no it's not it's not worth it but that goes back to not being obsessed about social media anymore because i was like you know what this isn't worth all the energy it would take to get like maybe two retweets. And now we know that that gift was in your heart.

It was in my heart, yeah. One big one, one big one. I think it was a hair on her chin. Anyway, it's really funny. What is something you think is overrated? I think marrying for love is overrated. Marry for business. The way Beyonce and Jay-Z did, the way my parents did, you marry for money business business the way Beyonce and Jay Z did the way my parents did

you marry for business uh what do you think is the difference like what well I think that people because or what do they think they get out of marrying for love

they're like oh my god he understands me we're so me and everything like it's like the honeymoon phase but the honeymoon phase doesn't last

um like you gotta have like the same goals the the same mindset, the same way of moving, and I don't think enough people are looking for that when they're out dating. Right, and you're sort of distilling it down, not saying that obviously you need love,

but people don't consider what it means to have a partner that also motivates you to not just be like, we love to fuck and watch Raking Bad. Right, and I think that's more, I've always admired Beyonce and Jay-Z for that reason because I was like

damn because she's business mind like that is her that's how she was raised to be business oriented and that's how Jay-Z like he didn't

he raised himself to be that way right so I was like oh they were like were attracted to each other and then they both realized how business oriented

they were yeah yeah and they're like let's get married haven't kissed in seven years I think is that right no I don't know they love they do love each other. Yeah. And they're like, let's get married. Haven't kissed in seven years, I think.

Is that right? No, I don't know. They do love each other. They love that they're business. Right. They love that they are. He's not a businessman. Global power. He's a businessman.

Oh my God. Now let him handle his business. Damn. It seems like she's getting the worst end out of that because I would imagine she would be very easy to be in love with. And also she's the biggest business or the biggest, uh, entertainment act in,

in existence. Cause she's bigger, like she's better than him. And yeah. So it's like, I don't, I don't feel like you have to twist his arm too much to be like, yeah,

but when they met, she was not. That's true. That's true. He was bigger than her. Okay. And he, she and him started putting songs out together and it benefited both of them in different ways.

Right. Because she was a pop act, so he was being seen by more pop listeners. Yeah, Bonnie and Clyde were people like, wow, who's Jay-Z? But then Crazy in Love and they did all these other songs. Right. Who's this jigger? And then his rap audience learned about her, you know? Right, right, right.

It's so hard to heart that. Yeah, I'm telling you people, I remember people around that time when that Blueprint album came out who did not hear about Jay-Z, and they're like, who's- I remember someone saying, Jay's. Oh, no. And I was like- But that's probably a Beyonce fan. Yeah, yeah.

Or just people who, if you had a total rap blind spot, that starts charting and you're only reading and you're like, I don't know who this guy is. Yeah. Right. And then some people, I think at that point, probably obviously knew like Hard Knock Life before that. Volume two. You had to respect the shit.

Volume two. Jack. That's, well, what is it? The Life and Times of Sean Carter. Volume two. What is something you think is underrated? This rapper named Ural Droog. He is so funny.

Ural Droog. Ural Droog. And he actually has an album where Anthony Juzzledick does like, just talks shit in between. But he has all these really funny, like my favorite thing about rappers is when they're funny. I think a lot of rappers aren't. And Droog is so fucking funny. He's one of my favorite people to follow on twitter

and he just talks so much shit where's he from he's from the east coast yeah i just googled yeah yeah yeah and um he's just really funny he's um i just think he's underrated this is my serious response they're both serious responses. Your old Droog. Yeah. He's so funny. He's like, he's a little shit talker, and I like that in rappers. Love shit talking. His debut EP was recorded by Nas under an alternate name. Wait, what do you mean? I don't know if that's true.

That's what Wikipedia says. That he very well could. He was, wait, what do you mean? I think it was like he was produced by Nas under an alternate name, which I don't. Oh, that like he was collaborating, Nas was collaborating with him? Yes. Oh, okay.

This is the gist of this. I mean, whatever. I don't know about that. If he's a, if he's my old Droog, like he says he is, I like it. Yeah. Oh, he got a song called. Is it called Sam Kinison? Yeah, there's, well, he got a track called Basketball on Seinfeld.

I mean, he's a, I'm telling you, he's a comedy fan. He's dope. I love him. That's hilarious. He's so mean to his fans online. He blocks people. They're like, Drew, don't block me. I love you.

And he's like, that's a block. Wow. It's so funny. That's great. He cracks me up every day on the timeline. What is a myth? What's something people think is true? I hate this part of you guys' show.

I don't participate ever. Oh, yeah, that's right. I refuse to participate in this part of your show. It's so goofy. All right. Cool. You always say that. The things behind the scenes you don't realize before.

It's like, I couldn't come up with something, so fuck this thing. I mean, it's half that and half the reality. If I don't care about something, I'm going to be like, couldn't think of it. Yeah, sure, sure. I don't care. No, that's fair to be like, couldn't think of it. Yeah, sure, sure. I don't care. No, that's fair. You're not a MythBuster out here. No.

You ever watch MythBusters? No, why? You ever listen to a Busta Rhymes album? Yes, absolutely. I'm trying to guide you back to the myth. You know who loves MythBusting? Mensa. According to Jamie Loftus' new website.

Exactly. I find myself in opposition, or new podcast, and I find myself in opposition podcast and I find myself in opposition to anything Mensa is in favor of so maybe we'll replace

this. Thank you. It also is the one. True feminism. True feminism. I do like that. True feminism.

Ally in the building. Get rid of that. It's silly because also there's some myths that exist that like bring people comfort.

Yeah. So busting them is like an obnoxious well actually-actually attempt at life. Most of the time, it's an overrated, wrapped in the form of a myth. Right. It's typically the construction I always see. Or pseudoscience. Yes.

And then we had to cut that shit out. We're like, okay, we don't need takes on medicines. That's funny. All right. I'll tell you what does work is ear candling. Ear candling? It works. Prepare your mentions.

I have really bad migraines. I used to. I don't have them anymore because of ear candling. It really helps. It's disgusting. So you're on the side of your head with a candle sticking out of your ear. It's so weird. I'm not a holistic. I don't believe in none of that shit. I like Western medicine.

I love ibuprofen before bed. I just don't give a shit. I like eat shit. And my sister one day was like, because she got migraines and she was like, you should try this. And of course,

it's not going to work for everybody. Right. But it worked for me and I was truly shocked. See, look, and just in true form, a myth in the form of pseudoscience of but it's not a myth though well some people i guess it all depends yeah right i think some people yeah it's like anything right if shit i think smoking blunts relieves my

mine it makes me it makes mine worse really yeah i don't think it's a nicotine no no i'm just saying i don't smoking just smoking weed for me i nicotine? No, no, I'm just saying I don't. Smoking does? Just smoking. Weed for me, I have to like make sure that I'm perfectly healthy. Yeah, I was with some friends over the break and I didn't realize this one person I know, they like any bit of caffeine sets off their migraines to the point where they're like, I can't eat chocolate. Oh, wow. I can't have MSG.

I was like. But that's every human body is different. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Well, let's talk speaking of msg and chocolate let's talk about the food trends of 2020 according to the new york times yeah uh let's just i'll read through some of their predictions you guys react or don't react none of this is compulsory uh japanese food that is not sushi that is so broad that shouldn't feel like a prediction. I know, right? Like an existing, very popular cuisine, but different stuff from them.

So I know because right now people love, like right in LA, there's like the tamago sandwich, the egg sandwich boom going on, and people making omurice, which is like an omelet rice dish, or getting into koji. An omelet rice dish, or getting into koji. An omelet rice dish. Yeah. I just miss all the snacks. Yeah.

Because everything is made with a red bean. My favorite thing was going to the 7-Eleven and buying all the snacks in Tokyo. Yeah, yeah. And it's just like, that's where the fun food really is. Yeah. Because, yeah, a meal is a meal, but they have dope snacks. And shit that you could actually put together a pretty healthy dinner at a 7-eleven because exactly people it's such a

commuter culture and people half the time i have time to cook you can be like here's my blank salad thing plus chicken and i will man many nights i've gotten down at a 7-eleven i bet very healthy what one blue food exclamation point what's blue food! Exclamation point. What is that? What's blue food? I don't know. They say that liquid, it can be butterfly pea powder tea, which obviously that's what you guys were thinking. Butterfly pea powder. Solid, ube, or

a purple yam. Okay. And leafy. Mountain spinach, aka orac. Oh. What'd you call me? Orac? Exactly. Peas and buckwheat? I mean, these are... Are these really... One of them is more just like they think that there's going to be

obviously more vegan food. I think we've seen that happening already. Yeah. For sure. CBD. At the Golden Globes. Ton of CBD. Right. CBD everywhere. Everything everywhere, which is not... That would have been a good prediction. Yeah's, that would have been a good prediction. It's more with the legalization.

Yeah, and that would have been a good prediction for the year 2019. Sure. The end of the all chicken nugget kitty menu, which I don't- Wait, the end of it? Yeah, they're saying basically that people are going to start coming up with more complex, healthy options for children. I mean, the problem is if the child isn't raised that way, they're not going to be into it.

That's exactly right. Yeah. Well, because I think, man, were you, did you get away with being a picky eater? I did. Or did your parents laugh in your face? No, I got away with it. Okay, starve.

Oh, you did? Yeah. But I was the youngest. I was way more spoiled than my siblings were. How many siblings do you have? There's four of us. I'm the youngest. So by that time, they had been worn down. Yeah, they were like, well, she's not eating then. That's fine. I'm the youngest. Oh, so by that time they had been worn down.

Yeah, they were like, well, she's not eating then. That's fine. I'm like, cool, I don't want to eat. Thanks, bye. I was a very picky eater. But then you grow up and now I eat everything. So I don't think that that's an indication of anything. What were you picky about?

Dude, anything. Like, you know, we come from, I'm Salvadorian, so I'm with a pupusa. So I always talk about it every time I'm here, I think. But when I was a kid, like, I only ate cheese pupusas. Oh, really? Because they're made with bean and cheese like that's the staple is bean and cheese

and then when I was a kid I was like no I just want queso wow and then and my of course my mom allowed it

because I was a baby and then now I'm older and you eat all the versions with the pork and the loroco and whatever I just started eating loroco because I was like

always eating revuelta but I was like no let me loroco and cheese actually yeah yeah exactly that's the combo right there yeah I just started eating Loroco because I was like always eating Revuelta, but I was like, no, let me, let me, let me, let me, actually. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's the combo right there. Yeah.

I mean, I could see this happening because like kids now just, I don't know, they will accept healthier shit. Like I feel like they'll accept it. There's a lot of avocados going around in children's diets these days. There should be. There is? Yeah. I don't know.

I'm not raising kids. Right. I would love you to have a really strong opinion on it. But yeah, this is actually interesting. I'll be paying attention because we went to a couple of events where the children's menus were only chicken nugget based. I ate a lot of chicken nuggets over the break. Like finishing your kid's food?

Yeah, yeah, exactly. It does come from the parent, though. If the parent isn't encouraging the child to eat different types of foods, it does diminish the interest from the child. And the other side of it is when you have playful dads, they're like, sweetie pie, come try this. It's so good. And then the kid tastes it and it's fucking spicy

or some zesty lemon thing that they don't like. And then that ruins the trust for the kid. And they're like, now I'm not going to try anything you tell me to try. So what's the Marcel Arguello school of getting your kids to eat right?

Just fucking eat in front of them and have them try it. Oh, this shit good. You wouldn't know about this, kid. Yeah. You wouldn't like this. And then they fucking start eating it. Or like that trick people do to get dogs to eat their medicine.

Like you pretend it's coming off your plate. Dude, it fucking works. Holy shit, I love this digestible thing you gotta eat. Kids and dogs are stupid. You gotta trick them. They're like, yeah, my tip, get a dog training manual and replace dog With human child

Right That's how I got The first dude To eat my pussy I tricked him Put a little tree in there You were pretending You were eating it

Like oh this is delicious My truffle Yummy Hey not fair Let me try Yeah No you wouldn't like it Oh I will

I will. I will. Okay, fine. Oh, that's a great bit. I'm going to steal it from myself. Steal it from your own mind. Ice cream with hidden vegetables. Speaking of tricking people into eating it. Wait, what?

I love this. What? Ice cream with hidden vegetables. What are the examples? Are there? Let's see. I'm so into that. I want to eat it.

Toaster bread, ice cream. I don't know. Wow. They also have- I really hate when you guys aren't prepared. Yeah, there's so much going on, you know? Oh, so it would be like mint chocolate chip ice cream that would also have pureed spinach as part of it.

Oh, that sounds good. I like that. I like my salts and my sweets mixed together. I'm a chicken and waffles bitch. I like to just mix the stuff together. This is like a company called Peekaboo. Ooh. Veggies in every bite.

Yeah. Oh, wow. That sounds like a hack that a kid came up with to be able to eat ice cream for breakfast. Be like, well, mom, what if I have vegetables inside the ice cream? She's like, well, maybe. Right. Cut to breakfast 20 years later. The kid tricked the mom how the kid was going to eat.

I like it. Right, right, right. Alternative flour made from, among other things, green bananas, sweet potatoes, cauliflower. I feel like everybody's on that already. And watermelon seeds. Ooh. Hey.

Hey. 24 grams of sugar per serving. Yeah, that's the thing. That's fine. That seems like it's the- For that ice cream. Oh, I was like, what the fuck? Yeah.

Flour with 24 grams of sugar. There's like a lot of dietary health comes down to like, you know, portion size and stuff like that. And there's like an American idea that you can like consume your way to health. Like you need to get like this much. And, uh,

I feel like hiding food in other food that's bad for you might not necessarily be the best strategy, but I guess if you're just substituting regular ice cream with ice cream with spinach, with like three servings of spinach inside it, I also just feel like it's, it's something interesting to eat. Yeah, that's true. Like true like as a snack i mean i always have ice cream in my freezer so like it would be fun to have that in the freezer yeah yeah i'm curious to know if what

scientific i mean like i guess you are getting it so whether or not you're eating it with a bunch of sugar is moot i don't know nutritionists get at us uh but i my understanding too is that a lot of frozen vegetables like packaged frozen vegetables, aren't healthy anyways. Sure. You never know. It's vanilla with hidden zucchini, mint chocolate with hidden spinach, strawberry with hidden carrots, chocolate ice cream with hidden cauliflower, and cotton candy with hidden beets.

Cotton candy ice cream? That sounds amazing. I want the cotton candy with the beets. Beets are my favorite. I like beets. Beets are good. Cotton candy has a beets. Cotton candy ice cream? That sounds amazing. I want the cotton candy with the beets. Beets are my favorite. I like beets. Cotton candy as a flavor, though, I typically just eat. That's just sugar, right? Exactly.

Oh, yeah. What's the issue here? I don't know, because there's a little bit of that. Sometimes you get a little bit of flavor dye or whatever in it. You get vaguely berry or something. Sounds good to me. I don't know what you guys are really into. You know what I think it is?

Every time I eat a cotton candy, my whole shit is so... There's no way to eat that shit and look like an adult by the end. Either your fingers are turned colors because you're doing the pick method or you're going face first and you got a fucking ring. I love it. You got a full on ring around your face. It's food. It's supposed to be enjoyed.

I don't like looking like a fool when I eat my candy. Well, I hate to break it to you, Miles, but you look like an idiot right now. Without it. I got a blue ring around my mouth. I was eating toilet cakes again. Also, toast. Not just avocado toast, but in Asia, chefs are perfecting a method of hollowing out entire loaves of bread and stuffing them with toast and custard.

Yeah, it'll just be like ice cream. This shit will literally be like a cube loaf, hollowed out, packed to the brim with just strawberries and ice cream and custard. It should whip cream and you're like, what the fuck is this? Or like honey. I mean, prepare your blood sugar levels to go through the roof. I'm into it. So sugar is the overarching trend for 2020.

Flavored ghee, you know, okay, good for you. For people who are out there eating their clarified butter. But I guess it needs flavoring. All right, we're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back. I've been thinking about you. I want you back in my life. It's too late for that.

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Well, I mean, it's more just about like letting the president know and like asserting the congressional authority they have as a body, because let's be real, for anything to go into law means it has to pass the fucking swamp that is the Republican Senate. But, you know, Tim Kaine introduced a similar bill in the Senate that's basically saying that if it was passed, no, it won't, that military action in Iran would have to end within 30 days of it being formally approved. But, yeah, this is just a moment where, you know, you had the president basically saying, like, he's going to unilaterally start World War III. And saying he doesn't need any kind of oversight. He doesn't need to collaborate or inform not even the Gang of Eight about what's going on.

Like Lindsey Graham said he knew, but I think that was as a function of him being down in Mar-a-Lago trying to be his BFF. Just rubbing his shoulders. Yeah, and then Trump tweeted out, I mean, he handled all the things about him not actually notifying Congress because he tweeted this shit that said, quote,

these media posts will serve as notification to the United States Congress that should Iran strike any U.S. person or target, the United States will quickly and fully strike back, and perhaps in a disproportionate manner. Such legal notice is not required, but is given nevertheless. Okay, so that does not serve as an official notice. Motherfucker, you're tweeting out the side of your neck. And also, we're already seeing as a result of this there is no consultation with congress about this he's basically like okay fine these tweets that are going to let you know that

i'm i have people in my ear whether it's vladimir putin who is maybe playing 4d chess with my mush brain or people like mike pence and pompeo who are like yeah this will bring the rapture right i like this um he's getting a lot of bad information and he has a terrible fragile ego and this shit this shit got me stressed the fuck out yeah especially because i mean i think that there's no doubt like he he is a self-interested actor he has unprecedented power as do all presidents in the modern era and he has said multiple times that he thinks a war with Iran would benefit whoever the president is in power at that time. So like that seems to be a if A then B type like, yeah, so he thinks it's in his interest to start a war with Iran as the elections coming

up. The wild thing is there are so many possibilities of what he really believes the reason, like what he thinks the benefit of this is. Right. Like whether it's to look stronger than Obama, because I know that's a thing. He was feeling real in his feelings about people starting shit outside of an embassy.

Right. And being like, yeah, well then that's how we got to let him know. Yeah. So the military leaders who kind of provided embassy and being like, yeah, well then that's how we get to, we got to let them know. Yeah. So the military leaders, uh, who kind of provided him with this option, uh, have,

uh, the New York times was reporting that they, the assassination of Soleimani was the most extreme of the options. And they were shocked when he took it. Uh, so like, unlike with past bad ideas, the president has gone with, they weren't able to just take it off his desk and wait for him to forget about it. They actually gave it to him and he chose it.

And I don't know if it's a thing where some of those adults in the room who were saying, oh, you guys should be thankful we're stopping World War III from happening. We're telling the truth and they're just not there anymore because they all quit. But the timeline of what Trump was thinking is coming into focus. And it's as much as anything can because his mind and decision making is always very blurry. can because his mind and decision making is always very blurry and yeah i the idea that they were like okay that'll be the joke option right that'll be too extreme for even trump to pick i mean it shows you how naive even they they are in the pentagon like they should oh boy yeah like what this has been something that's been happening all the time. Yeah. And this is a constant process that goes on between the Pentagon and the White House. And, of course, you have someone who's going to be like, yeah, what's the most lit version?

Like, that is going to be the biggest fucking headline. I feel like his followers are going to love it if he does start the war. They're going to. I mean, yeah. It's weird. And it further divides the nation, right? Yeah. And it further alienates us from our allies because if you look at Europe, they're like, nah, we don't want anything to do with this shit.

And I'm sure Vladimir Putin loves that. Right. Who knows what kind of hand Jared Kushner had in this because between having MBS in his you know, trade memes about the end of the world. Right. And him like running point for a lot of things in Israel. I'm sure he also has a take on this. It's like, yeah,

let's, this'll be good. Right. But at the end of the day, we're not only are we putting Americans at risk, all of the people in Iran are now having to look at themselves being like, what the fuck? What is now?

What? Right. And I just, it's really disheartening because considering like, you know, we've talked repeatedly about how terrible an idea war with Iran is and how in the history of wars with Iran, yo, people don't come out of there with the fucking victory parade. Right. Usually taking the L of the century over there, militarily speaking.

And the, you know, when you, when factoring in like this idea of like how Mike Pence and Pompeo, like have this also alternate narrative about the rapture and shit and war with Iran. There's many, there's nothing about this.

I'm like, okay, good. Maybe someone is somewhat trying to guide this thing in the right way. And then, again, even when you look at the motivations of the president, it could be that he wanted to do something to make him look stronger than Obama. It could literally just him be saying, I need a distraction from the impeachment. Yeah. Yeah.

I definitely don't think that he thinks it all the way through. No, I mean, he's the most yet. There's no considering that. I mean, they said that he was watching television coverage of the storming of the embassy, which of course means Fox News coverage, which of course means that it was probably drawing comparisons to Benghazi because that is how

Fox News operates. It's the most fear-mongering angle on any story. So when that is one of the main inputs that the only person making a decision for your country is using, then you're going to have shit like this. And yeah, I mean, the Pompeo and Pence thing is also really, I feel like one of those things that's the frog slowly boiling in a pot of water type situations where it's just like, yeah, that is wild. We have people in a position to make decisions who have an apocalyptic view of the world and how the near future is going to play out. Trump has also threatened to strike cultural sites,

which is, I mean, yeah, basically terroristic. And cultural genocide. You're quite literally being like, I can erase the remnants of your history through these destructive acts as well. And then there were 60 Iranian Americans, Iranian Americans who say they were detained at the American

border with Canada this weekend. And yeah, it's starting to seem like things are kind of ramping up in a very jingoistic, xenophobic, terrifying direction. Even the LAPD was saying they're going to focus on the Iranian Americans here in Los Angeles. Oh, cool. So yeah, it's getting-

That seems fair. Yeah. All right. I mean, we have to honestly like we really need to fight every urge that these people have to try and pull us into another completely world fucking armed conflict. I mean, but that's what's hard is for the average American is what does that mean? Like, how do you fight without, you know, actually being in a battle? Right. Like, that's what's so scary. I think about, like, the conversation people are having online about making jokes about what's happening.

Some people are, they're just so lost. Nobody knows what to think. So disconnected, yeah. So disconnected. And disconnected and not in their fault, but in the fact that, like, what can we do? Yeah. but in the fact that like what what is what can we do yeah you know and i think that sometimes for people uh making a joke about it just is like just kind of announcing like i'm against this you know because people don't know how to actually fight and and fight against what's going on and

and it's i feel like it's especially difficult for people who are first generation whose families like fled some of these countries that have been previously attacked by the u.s government we're just like what what the fuck where where do i sit in this how does you know like i already know what this means i already see the future happening and it's fucking hard yeah all right well in maybe better news uh for i would love if we went into goop right after this maybe better news goop has an answer it's a jade egg

jade eggs for peace John Bolton says he will testify if he's subpoenaed he was not subpoenaed during the house inquiry in the lead up to impeachment but now the president has been impeached and is on trial in the lead up to impeachment but uh now the president has been impeached and is on trial in the senate uh the muppet ambassador uh will has said that uh if the republican senate subpoenas

him he will have no choice but to honor the request if the rip yeah uh-huh very brave brave i think also let's not forget this man has a book coming out. Oh. And so it would be a weird look if he's like, yeah, I didn't testify in front of Congress about that shit, but I left that for my book. Like, and he's also a lawyer. I think he, I think I'm part of him realizes he needs to set himself up to look like he wanted to do something for his book.

I'm very, I don't know. I don't, I'm't i'm i'm pretty cynical about knowing like what he'll say because i know on one hand he was he was up in it for the entire ukraine uh affair and saying how he like how much he opposed it and how bullshit it was but on the other side he has such a war boner for like this iranian conflict i don't know how much he wants to like fuck up putting america on the path to conflict with iran but i don't know how much he wants to fuck up putting America on the path to conflict with Iran, but I don't know. There's just so many dimensions to understand what his motivations are.

I feel like he would, if he were personally the sole person in charge of American foreign policy, the assassination would have been some shit that he would have pulled. It probably was something he was saying from the jump. Right. Yeah. Because he is always down for an invasion or a war i mean that's it that's the scary thing is that i had always my my vision of how this would happen is that the you know the pentagon or military officials or john bolton would uh you know convince trump to do something that was militarily aggressive uh but the fact that trump is the one who like

surprised them is is really fucking scary um so i'm smad welcome back nihilism turned up to 300 So... I'm Saman. Woo! Welcome back. Nihilism turned up to 300 in here. Yeah. I'm just excited that the subpoena is part of his book tour. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. A great little stop there. Yeah.

I mean, think about how many books Sondland could have sold. It would have been... Yeah, hotel management for fucking turds. Right. been she's yeah hotel management for fucking turds right 207 members of congress uh are asking the supreme court to consider overruling roe v wade a coalition of 207 members of congress last thursday filed an amicus brief to the supreme court asking to reconsider roe v wade and planned parenthood of southeastern Pennsylvania versus Casey, an apparent effort to crush reproductive rights at the federal level.

Basically, if the Supreme Court agreed to it, there would be a lawsuit, and then it would go all the way to the top, and then it becomes an opportunity for this unprecedentedly conservative Supreme Court to fuck with women's reproductive rights. Moving on. Jesus Christ. How do you know where to go? I know, man. It's like, I, yeah.

I mean, I think a lot of people agree with you. A lot of people agree with you. Yeah. What do you say? What do you do? They just... It's very difficult. I don't know how the fuck you look at this country and go, this is a great place to be.

You know, we don't give a fuck about the people who need help the most. We don't give a fuck about extending rights to anybody who is different than a cishet human being. Right. But it's also the hypocrisy of focusing on these countries that are like, they suppress their women and then they do it here in their own way, in their own little fun way. It's like, but they can dress sexy though.

Right, right. So that's the difference, even though we will give them no agency over their bodies. So it's just, we're in a fun time yeah i mean i think also too it's important that people really begin educating themselves on how a lot of this shit that like you're saying america accuses other countries of doing america has been doing yeah right you know what i mean and like educate yourself on how quickly the u.s overthrewrew Iran's government. Yeah. You know, there's so much shit that all the roads lead back to this place.

Right. That it's hard, like, that's why it really, it irks me when you see people get, like, so, I mean, it doesn't irk me because I realize a lot of these people are operating from a place of ignorance, but there's such an ignorance of our history and, like, what our actions are as a nation

that, I don't't know shouldn't be surprised with how with how dark shit is getting especially when you look at how this like empire is slowly like winding down like even like the romans were where it's just like yeah this is this was sort of the end game with the romans too they started doing these like weird uh military excursions around the world that they didn't need to get into that was taking resources away from the people within their own empire and was slowly causing a deterioration from within. Anyway, Amazon and penny taxes. So up next, gladiator battles?

Yes. Right. I mean, we already kind of got it, right? Yeah, I mean. The food and circus. We got the bread and circus. We're in the bread and circus, you know, phase two. You know, you can eat...

Most people can afford to eat things to numb the pain. Yeah. And then put on your 300,000 different streaming options. Well, I'm just glad that we have AOC, that we have Iana Presley, that we have Ilhan Omar. It's crazy that there's so much imbalance in the government, and we've just started seeing a little crack on the left liberal progressive side. on the left liberal progressive side um and it's it's that thing of like who's willing to sacrifice their entire life so that they can like make life better for americans you know and i mean it's it's

a hard i mean i the reason i say that is because when i in my early 20s i used to like you know i marched i was you know keeping up with everything and i was like you know trying to give myself to politics and i was like uh this sucks like when you realize how deep and dark it gets which is you know proof with all the topics we're talking about today it's like you really have to be selfless if you really want to commit to improving what's happening in this country and it is why so many people you know enroll in the military because they kind of feel hopeless and they don't have access to anything so they do and that's by design and it by design, but that's the thing is like, we need more people on the other side, the power side. And it's just, it's a, it's a muddled

world we're living in. Yeah. Well, I think that's why we, we have to look at like the people who like, look at how, you know know stocks for defense companies goes up when we start the saber rattling begins like they're clearly they're winners all the time and they're people who have much greater resources than just working people do yeah uh and that's like such an important thing to realize like how that power is distributed and what that means because then for people who you know have family members that are enlisted, this now becomes a real threat of being deployed and who knows what the outcome is when people,

like when we have to send people to the Middle East. It's not going to be good. When it comes to the 2020 election, because, I mean, that is something that we can actually do something about. So military leaders are trying to protect the 2020 election from Russian interference. The way they're doing that, though, is by reaching out to Russian oligarchs and threatening Russian oligarchs to be like, hey, we can freeze your money, we can take away all your money, because they can't go the direct path of threatening Putin or using the power of the U.S. presidency because, and this was one of the

underrated revelations of last year's, just billions of revelations. But when Trump met with that Russian Alfred Hitchcock looking dude the day after he fired Comey. Oh, Sergey Lavrov? Yeah. He talked about how firing Comey was going to get a bunch of heat off him, but it was revealed last year that he had also talked about how he didn't think it was a big deal that Russia interfered in the 2016 election because the U.S. used to interfere in other countries' elections. So it's like he's basically

set it up so it's like go for it so the military has I mean there's it's yeah but I know I'm just saying that the logic is technically not incorrect you know it's a weird deployment of like what about ism but like you would

but it only if it benefits you absolutely otherwise you'd be like well what the hell is this it's like yeah but america does it yeah and they helped hillary clinton win right yeah but uh you got me yeah yeah checkmate that's what that's what that's what i find fascinating is that he has trump has the ability to like turn shit into like a like a children's book of government right like that's where he's functioning from shit into like a children's book of government. Right. Like that's where he's functioning from.

Yeah. Like the children's book version of what government is. And it's like you can't debate him because you're like, that is the most simplistic breakdown of what's happening. But in his worldview, it makes sense. It's a valid critique of U.S. foreign policy and like what the u.s should be doing it's not a valid way to view like the protection of uh american citizens i wonder what would happen if somebody told him to shut the fuck up on the debate stage

when hillary i remember i because i check my facebook on this day for old jokes to reuse all the time. And I have a tweet or whatever about how I really wish Hillary at one point would have been like, will you shut the fuck up? Because she would have gained so many voters that way. Also, a dude like that, not used to somebody full throttle being like, hey, man, shut the fuck up. Like gangster shit. Yeah, like checked him. Yeah. Smack him. Maybe he needs to go to

some kind of scared straight type thing. For people to check him and be like, what the fuck you gonna do? Yeah, I mean they say that's the one time he faced authority that he was scared of was the generals at his like military academy that he got shipped off to. Because his parents didn't love him.

And he like, so now he still respects a uniform. Like, they say he's still, like, very fearful. So do it like how in Big Daddy, when Adam Sandler was trying to get the little boy, I think, to use the bathroom or to shower. Yeah. He dressed up like Scuba Steve and gaslit him. Be like, Scuba Steve?

And he's like, no, I'm his uncle. Just get some actor in. Put that treat in your pussy. Treat them. To your point, though, that kid in a- Put that treat in your pussy. Treat them. To your point, though, that kid in Big Daddy was a fucking idiot. Yeah, he was. I mean, how did he not see that that was an upset one? Hey, they grew up to be on that show.

What show? Riverdale, right? Oh, really? Oh, did they? Cole and Dylan Sprouse. Oh, shit. Oh, I didn't know that. Aren't those little kids from Big Daddy?

I don't know. Were they twins in the movie, or they were just- No, you know how they- Because you get those child labor laws, baby. Yeah, swap them in and out. Hey, the best thing around this child labor laws get identical twins alternate them double the abuse yeah uh all right guys i've never been so excited to talk about goop uh which we're gonna do when we come back from this break

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Let's talk about Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop. We have covered over the course of the history of the Daily Zeitgeist the fact that Goop has some interesting ideas. I'm just looking at an analysis of our story because we break is the fact that goop has some interesting ideas i'm just looking at an analysis of our story because we break down the topics we've covered we've talked about goop 1300 times 1300 it's a round number yeah great year uh so goop is full of shit. I mean, they have some ideas that they put alongside actual medical science that is just complete pseudoscience, including an egg you can buy and putting your vagina that does absolutely nothing, but they claim it.

It helps you something. I don't know. I mean, just get your takes from Dr. Oz when you're talking about vaginas when he said it's a self-cleaning oven. Yeah, that's right. That's right. So some of the things they're going to be covering on this new Netflix show, Psychedelics, which.

Oh, my God. The last the last fucking people I need to hear about psychedelics from is the goop crew. Yeah. Talk about voting for Trump. Shit you know. Cold therapy. Like cryogenic therapy I think is the idea.

Bringing Rogan on to talk about this shit? Yeah, probably. Number one goop supporter, Joe Rogan. Psychics? No. They're putting psychics on the same level as psychedelics uh wow and exorcisms wait what the fuck does have to do with living naturally like an exorcism they exercise your ingrown hose hairs away goop's goal is to quote explore ideas that may seem out there or too scary. So they literally brag in the trailer that some of their bullshit is quote

dangerous and quote unregulated, which would be a plus if you were up front, they're warning you that their content or like the things aren't really haven't been vetted or are worth your full consideration? Yes. Can't wait for Netflix to get sued. Yeah, right. We should just do that.

Something's going to happen. They keep referring. So people, when asked about this, Netflix and Goop keep assuring people that Goop's, quote, science and research team is very involved in the show, which wouldn't be that reassuring. Okay. They're talking about... Yeah, so their science and research team apparently vetted an episode about exorcisms. They're like, yeah, that's true.

A demon did jump into her soul. Right. And it was a demonic possession. Yeah. But they know the metaphysics of that. Didn't they get sued already for something? Yeah. I think there was a class action lawsuit.

But literally, they once defended an unproven treatment for Lyme disease using quantum physics. Oh, my God. What? I mean, I don't know why I'm surprised. Their whole outlet is just a pseudoscience festival. So it raises the question, what does their science and research team look like?

It's a bunch of I don't know, people eating, I don't know. Wearing like, have people with linen sheets. It's just Gwyneth Paltrow in a white lab coat. Just with a magnifying glass. Oh, I'm not a researcher?

Then how do you explain this? A magnifying glass. And I have a Petri dish. Gwyneth was at the Golden Globes two nights ago, which I don't know. Did you guys watch it? Yeah, I watched it. I saw it from the Ellen Special Award. Oh, that was cute. cute yeah her speech was really

funny her speech was just yeah she she kept that bit going i liked it yeah but i thought she was gonna veer and i thought i don't the thing that struck me as odd was off top when she was talking about australia and she's like yeah and just you know the animals not like the people or like the climate right you know i'm a one percenter Yeah. Like my sort of like my empathy for humanity is completely disintegrated and evaporated. Yeah. Ricky Gervais had a good joke about Jeffrey Epstein. Oh my God. He's friends with all the people in the room.

I love that he was like, you did it, not me. Yeah. That was my favorite. Right. That was about the one thing I thought was good from him. He had a few good jokes. There are a few, but overall, like I'm just tired of his ass up doing the show, the Golden Globes, because he's always acting like this drunk dude at work who's about to rage quit.

And it's like, I don't know. I don't care. It's the last year. I'm drinking a beer up here. I just think the idea that you shouldn't be able to have a political stance because you work for Apple or Amazon, which he works for Netflix. And so I noticed that he didn't say shit about Netflix.

But he said that if you work for Apple or Amazon, you shouldn't be able to have a political stance because they're evil companies, which is kind of a bullshit wave. But it was funny, though. You thought that one was funny? It might be bullshit, but it's funny. I mean, the sentiment, yeah. The reason I liked it...

The logic is flawed, but... The reason I liked it is because it's very much like, yo, check yourself a little bit tonight. Like, yes, because in my head, I was like, these people are going to say political stuff. He knows that. But to kind of check them a little bit, because I think Patricia Arquette would have went buck wild more if he hadn't said that but i do like

that she was just like you know what vote just vote yeah because that is like to be concise it would be more important to me in that kind of a speech right right to be like yeah maybe i do work for a company that has you know slowly created a sort of indentured servitude model of working for them. I don't know. Look at him. Yeah. I mean, it's all no ethical consumption. Well, it's got nipple stickers on prime for today. Yeah.

There's no ethical consumption in a capitalist society, right? That's like baseline. But for him to kind of be like, you guys, just tone it down a notch. I do like that. I do like that he didn't do that. Because I know what you're saying about sort of just like if your self-righteousness rings a bit hollow if you accept checks from places that don't pay taxes and have no interest in like paying their fair share while they profit off of everything. Did Joaquin Phoenix have a speech where – he had a speech, right?

Yeah. It got cut off. I couldn't see it. I think it ended with him like saying we don't all need to take private jets to Palm Springs yeah it was really funny yeah

what the fuck is he doing shut the fuck up what is this from the Joker or something how the hell are we supposed to get to Palm Springs yeah drive

no but see I like it it's concise it's very specific it's like guys we don't need to do that thing that we're all in the room we're all doing

we don't have to do that what's yeah it's a little cringy too when people kind of get up with like half-assed soapbox moments and you're like is we don't need to do that thing that we're all in the room. We're all doing. You don't have to do that. What's yeah. It's a little cringy too when people kind of get up with like half-assed soapbox moments and you're like, you know,

just just take your word. Yeah. Good. What else happened there? The one thing I did remember was that was it what's the Bigfoot animation? That one.

Yo, they were genuinely surprised. Yeah. Flabbergasted. Yeah. Missing link. Missing link. The woman. She. I know she's crying. animation that one yo they were genuinely surprised yeah flabbergasted was the word he used missing link the woman she

I know she was crying it was energizing me to see somebody who was so pleasantly surprised but how surprised can you be if you're nominated

well when you're up against those other like Frozen and like Lion King and you're in that category you're like in my mind you're like

man they can give that shit to us. Right. I just don't agree with that. I'm always like, anybody can win. Anybody can win. Well, I want to buy

your tapes. Motivational speakers. I wouldn't be surprised. You should expect to win. You should expect to win. If you're nominated, you should expect to win. That's true.

Or maybe she was humbled, right? I hate that. You're winning an award, but you're not humble. Well, I guess from how small. I guess, you know, you understand the business enough like that. If she had been like, oh, my God, we ain't shit. And we won?

That's fucking crazy. But to be like, oh, it's flabbergasted. That was kind of comical to me. I don't even think she got a word in, actually. No, she said thank you at the end. She was just kind of making noises off to the side. I just, if you don't know what to say, if you don't know what to say, just thank Beyonce.

She was in the room. Yeah, just default to that. You know what? Thank you, Beyonce. Time for a Beyonce impression. Thank you so much. I was surprised that she was there and didn't win. But I guess, so I...

Well, like by the laws of the universe, you can't have an award show, Beyonce's present, and she does not leave with statues. They always lose. I feel like- They're black. Yeah. I do feel like they usually, the Golden Globes,

it's like based on who the biggest star is that they can get there. I think that's what surprised me last night. I mean, it was surprising watching it, like not seeing J-Lo win. I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. They're old.

They're old. They're old. Sure, but it's still J-Lo. I know, but they don't know that. Right. They think they're like, who is Jennifer Lopez? Who's Jennifer Lopes? Lopes.

You know what I mean? Not that racist, are they? They're old. Man, look, I'm going to tell you. Look, I'll give it to you straight. I know how that motherfucker works. It's all old. It's like you could get the same takes if you brought the ballot to an old folks home.

Be like, pick some. And their tastes are very specific because it's many European people too. Because no one's American. Most people are not American who vote in the HFPA. Or if they are, they're like dual citizens. But many of them are a boomer generation from Europe. So the things

they like, you can tell sometimes they get on their Anglophile bit and they start English shows. It's very clear what gets popular with them and then you can kind of see. That's why 1917 won because they all remember it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think that was the other funny part about such a senseless war about well that's the thing that's what's funny about it is like everybody to like rail against uh the government and then be like you know what movie won a lot of awards this war movie yeah you know war isn't it great let's give it awards war war awards let's put war let's put the war back in awards uh all right many people have uh anti-war things that they said yesterday i felt like it was a lot of australia yeah a lot of like uh there was women's rights yeah but it's climate change yeah but all of that is anti-conservative government? All of those concepts that people are talking about. Sure. I wish more people would have been, like, really

sounded the alarm about war. Yeah, it almost makes it seem a little bit... I think it's tricky. Yeah. Because you become anti-American. But, you know, I think that's the problem. My God, yeah. I'm saying it's tricky for them to be popular. People say, well, why are you not supporting the government? It's like, because they're trying,

they're needlessly starting conflict around the world. And also, like, let's not, let's be real, well, why are you not supporting the government? It's like because they're needlessly starting conflict around the world. And also, let's be real. We're only exacerbating the situation in Iran with sanctions and things like this to put them in more of a desperate position to try and give ourselves some kind of pretext for armed conflict. And it's just, boy. Yeah, Tupac Beltran didn't say that, huh? Yeah, exactly. Yo, she was, what? That was not, was that even a dress she had on? didn't say that, huh? Yeah, exactly. Yo, she was... Was that even a dress she had on?

Like a Victorian belly dancer? I don't know what that was. I hated it. Like someone who had just come back from their journeys from the Middle East. I present to you the belly dancer. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it was really gross.

I mean, I guess that was in and of itself an ad for goop. Absolutely. Because she was showing, she wanted to let them know. That's why she was there. My bad, he snatched up in this see-through outfit. And I think it was a, was it just underwear? Like, was everything see-through? It was like a bra.

Were there pants underneath? No, it's a dress. I mean, it's a legitimate dress. But it was so sheer. But it's very sheer. But not the bottom. Like, it's not so sheer on the bottom. It's, like, sheer from the waist up.

Oh, I could have swore she had, like, her legs. Okay. Very strategic. It's a very strategic dress. Strategic garments. It was high fashion, Miles. You don't know anything about it. Definitely not.

The only thing I know about high fashion is that I'm trying to pick out undershirts at Target high. Okay, good. That joke ended how I thought it was going to end. Yeah, there we go. I was like, I'm going to have to fix this joke. Yeah, there it is. Okay, now I'm just seeing what her dress looked like.

It was really ugly. You are correct. Let's check in with how people are making do here in these United States. A woman. Are we talking more about war? I'm so excited. Tracy Milanovich of Somerset, Massachusetts. Just a run-of-the-mill palm reader until she was charged with a couple crimes,

obtaining property over $250 by trick. That's a weird-ass charge. That is. Larceny over $1,200. Intimidation of a witness. Yep. And it all comes from the fact that she had convinced a client that her daughter was possessed. Yeah.

So this woman who was getting her palm read, I guess this woman, her finesse skills were so next level. She's like, you know, I think your daughter is possessed by a demon. And the way we're going to get this, the way I can banish it, stop asking questions. You think banishing or doing exorcisms is only for a priest? No. Palm readers can do for a priest. No. Palm readers can do this shit too. It sounds like a storyline from Los Espookys. It does.

And basically got $71,000 from this woman and then also got the victim to buy a bunch of household linens and towels and shit for her because they were clean of spiritual right right fuckery they're straight from she's like here's the deal like if i'm gonna get this demon up out your daughter i need some new parachute sheets i mean it makes sense a logic it's trump logic but it makes sense when you think about it i just i mean people who already like i have such have such a disdain for people who use the supernatural intervention way to, like, just exploit. Or no, no, no.

Because people are desperate who fall for that. Right. Like, I don't really fault them because they so badly need to hear or know something from somewhere. Yeah. They need some kind of closure. You find some snake-ass motherfucker who's like's like okay uh yeah i helped connect you with your aunt that you were missing but also we need to look at your daughter's exorcism right what is she jeweling yeah she's possessed by a demon right yeah i mean i i the conservative media has been

writing about for the past couple years how exorcisms are on the rise like i think this is a very attractive idea right now is to just you know explain it all the way with the devil the devil yeah if you can't wrap your head around american imperialism right then believing in ghosts probably a second better second best right explanation for weird shit you're like yeah man ghosts man it's just real bad now yeah not because we have like a a history of destabilizing governments who dare stand in the way of our aggressive expansion and resource wars and shit like that. I think it's ghosts.

Why is my family so unhappy? It can't be the economy, because look at the stock market. Well, the economy's not drained because of all this micro-militarism. Right. It's because of the devil and Obama. Yeah. That's true. The devil and the black devil. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. The devil and the black devil.

Yeah, right? That's right. Marcella, it has been a pleasure having you. Oh, my God. As always. I want to say thank you for having me, but what a horrible day to be here. I know. I'm sorry.

I really hate you guys. Yeah. We'll try and we'll report on something else. People don't need to hear about this stuff, honestly. Well, if you guys want to hear comedy, I'll be on David Spade's Lights Out on Comedy Central tonight, Tuesday, January 7th, 11.30 p.m. Oh, perfect. How are you going to deal with that?

Don't they talk about the daily events? I think so. But they're funny about it. We'll see. Yeah, I mean, the thing is, I think it's like a free-for-all, very similar to this. Right. And unlike you guys, if it's not funny, they'll cut about it. We'll see. Yeah, I mean, the thing is, I think it's like a free-for-all, very similar to this. Right.

And unlike you guys, if it's not funny, they'll cut it out. Right. But I don't really care. I mean, it seems like a fun environment. So we'll see. You're going to crush. That's amazing. I hope so.

And I'll be at Sketch Fest this weekend for Women Crush Wednesdays on a Saturday at the Swedish American Hall, San Francisco at the Bay Area wants to watch that shit. And is there a tweet or some other work of social media you've been enjoying? Absolutely. Let me find it. Casey Kuppenbender, she's at K-C-K-U-P-P-E-N-B-E-N-D-R. She said, in your 20s, you meet potential partners

every weekend. But in your 30s, you meet potential partners every weekend. But in your 30s, you meet one every like three months, except you didn't technically meet. They're across the room with their wife. I really relate to that. So I wanted to share. She has some really great tweets. She's a comedy writer and sex worker. Dabbles in both.

She's very talented, very funny, very beautiful. And yeah, follow her. She's great. Okay, so you guys, when you sent me the doc to prepare for the show, I was very excited about the first topic was just cats. It just said, cats, cats, cats. So I didn't

see the movie because fuck that. I'd seen all the images online and I was like, no way. So I asked my Twitter followers, I told them, I was like, I'm gonna be doing a podcast and we're gonna talk about cats who has thoughts i can plagiarize um and i got one that said a fever dream inside an even worse fever dream a nonsensical story focusing on 90 minutes of introductions followed by what feels like a mercy killing of a sad cat with a runny nose the cgi is an

abomination and they don't know if they want cats or people pretending to be cats. So shout out to at the true H man because that shit cracked me up and I was like, I'm saying that. So that's my review of cats is the true H man's review. I'm glad because we did make a New Year's resolution that we would have one piece of cats content every episode this year. There you go. You're welcome, bitch. Damn, there it is. There it is.

Miles, is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Where can people find you? You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at MilesTheGrey. You can also find us on January 25th at the Gateway Theater in San Francisco. Doing the show live. With a very special guest, Demi Adiju-Webay. Yeah. That shit will be pretty good.

At Electro Lemon. And Michael Swain. And Michael Swain. And Michael Swain. Wow. Everybody's coming through. So get your tickets there. SF Sketch Fest. Look for that.

We also got the World Tour coming. And we have some ticket links for y'all. Yeah, exactly. I think we'll be in Portland, Oregon, January 30th. And then D.C., Brooklawn, Vietnam. And where else? Where else? I'm going to jump on one of these shows. Minnesota, Toronto, Vietnam, and where else? Where else? I'm going to jump on one of these shows.

Minnesota, Toronto, Chicago, bang, and then more to come. Way more to come. Way more to come. Way more to come. We know we got love all over.

And if you want, I know you've been asking for the ticket links. We have them. Okay? Check our Twitter. We'll be tweeting them out. I'll post them on whatever social media I can. Can we put it in the show notes?

Put it in the show notes also. Show notes. Come get them shits at the show. Ooh. Whoa. God damn. Yeah. And that's about that.

Also on my other podcast, 420 Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra, where we get high talking about 90 Day Fiance. Okay. A tweet I like is actually a video of Chet Hanks, which is Tom Hanks' son, who is a rapper. Okay. A lot of these. Before you get into that, I found his speech. So it was so moving.

Tom Hanks' Yes. I don't know if you saw this. I did. Yes. It was very moving and it was very sweet. But then when he, as soon as he started talking about his family, he like choked up. Yeah.

And all I thought was, I was like, he's probably embarrassed by his son. That's what's really bringing him to tears. And then this dropped and I was like, oh man, I'm so right. Yeah. A father's worst nightmare. Chad Hanks. Okay. He's a rapper.

Okay. You know, also Daniel Day-Lewis has a son who's also a rapper. Oh my God. I don't know what it is about. Our greatest actor. I think when your dad is not like, you can't be like, yo, my dad will fuck your dad up. You got to then be like, compensate by being like, I i'm gonna be a rapper and take on weird accents and affects this is what he said on the red carpet of the golden globes um and i don't know if he's been hanging out with drake or something but check this

out big up big up the whole island massive it's your boy chatting now coming straight from that golden globe you're watching me feeling father told my expression and i watch soon forward come It's your boy Chattano. Coming straight from the Golden Globes, you know what I'm saying? We've seen it for the time. I'm expressing it in a way too far. What come? Big up. Tune in. No.

Oh, my God. I mean, Tom really trained his children to deliver a line. Yeah. You give him that. Holy shit. What the fuck was that? What the fuck was he doing speaking that patois? Boom-ba-clot. I know.

I thought he was like, me don't give a fuck about no bumba clot. Cease would be the meal award. He just spit on me. Miles just spit all over me. That bumba clot was violent. I've got pink eye. It had to happen. It had to happen.

HF piano. Wait, are you saying Miles talks shit? Because don't you get pink eye from poop? Oh, okay. Wait, I missed the part. I like that. That was cute. That was a cute attempt at wordplay.

Isn't it? I'm pretty sure that's a Chet Hanks rapper. Yeah, people battle me getting pink eye because I'm talking that shit. Step into cypher with me, motherfucker. You should quit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Chet.

Can I get the Jack? That's like the Maybach music. Oh, my god, Chet. Can I get the Jack? That's like the Maybach music. Oh my god, Chet. Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet. I'm surprised he's not calling himself like Chet Guevara or some shit. Chet Guevara? That's a great name. That would be good, man.

Why is he calling himself Chet Hanks? Or what does he call him, Chet? Because it's his birth name. Yeah. Because that's what gets him booked is the last name. All right. So the tweet I've been enjoying, there's a couple actually. Louis Vertel tweeted, every time I see Rachel Weisz, I touch my breastbone and gasp.

My word. I love him. I love him too. I had a similar, uh, moment upon seeing her step out on stage. She's so intensely, uh,

she's, yeah. Uh, no, no, go ahead and finish that sentence. You fucking creep. So intensely.

Oh, my boner. Oh boy. I didn't think about her. Didn't know I could sweat there. Gross. Uh, and then I didn't think about her. Didn't know I could sweat there. Gross. And then Katie Delaney tweeted, can't sleep thinking about the time that bowling guy screamed,

who do you think you are? I am. And this clip just blows me the fuck away. So we're going to listen to that. It's 24 seconds long. You can kind of hear it, but it's worth it. Hearing a boomer orgasm. Strike to claim it.

A strike to claim it. And he got it! Yes! I did it! Yes! That is why I did it! That's another five! Are you kidding me?

That's right! Who do you think you are? I am! Okay. Damn it, Wright you are? I am. Okay. Damn it, right. Get it right. Again, Trump logic. It doesn't make sense, but it does.

God damn it. That's right. I did it. Just so defiant yelling at people who are cheering for him. In his mind, he's like, who do you think you are? Me? I am. Yeah.

Right. But who do you think you are? Me? I am. Yeah. Right. But who do you think you are? I am. Katie Delaney. The comments, the follow-up comments, just commenting on this video, Katie Delaney said him wrapping up the stream of nonsense with get it right might be the best part of it, actually. That is why I did it.

This is a confession. I forgot. Chet Hanks, his rapper name was Chet Hayes back in the day. Oh, okay. But his full legal name is Chester Marlon Hanks. Yeah. And then MJ Nels tweeted, overshadowed and all of this is the person in the stands with this sign.

And there's a person in the stands holding up a sign that says, I like bowling. You can find me on Twitter. That's like 10 tweets, Jack. I know. I'm sorry. You can find me on Twitter. That's like 10 tweets, Jack. I know, I'm sorry. I can't help myself. Wow. Can't help myself.

I love tweets and nobody else. Dave Whelan tweeted, hugely underrated beginning of the Indignant. That's right, I did it to what appears to be an entirely supportive crowd. Also love that. All right, you can find me on Twitter, Jack underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist.

We're at The Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page, and we have a website. It's a little harder to get to than it was before. You have to go on a browser to- How else would you go, Grandpa? Well, on Mobily. That's insensitive. I guess on a browser to... How else would you go, Grandpa? Well, on Mobily. That's insensitive. I guess on a mobile browser.

Oh, that's like desktop? Like Catino Mobily. You could go to Mobile, Alabama to view the website. Wow, the Catino Mobily throwback. He looks terrible, by the way. Oh, my God. Amazing. Who is this?

He's a basketball player who was drafted in, like, 98. You can stop him. Yeah, that's fine. He looks like a dude with old man strength, though, like you wouldn't fuck with. But he really aged quite a bit. Yeah. As we all do. You can catch me at MarcellaComedy.com.

Or Instagram, same thing. I also, my weekly show is now monthly. First Wednesday of the month in LA, Women Crush Wednesday. It's a Hollywood improv lab. Boom. Hell yeah. We ride out on a song.

This totally fucked everything up. We also have a website, dailies.com, where we post our episodes on our foot. Foot notes! Don't worry. Link off to the information we talked about in the song we ride out on.

Miles, what are we going to ride out on today Let's go out on Just because we need to like Just kind of reset here Soothe ourselves This okay I love Sade And this is a remix It's like a mashup of like sort of

Felicuti with Sade But the track By Your Side by Sade. And this is a remix. It's called Cotton Belly's Fola Mix or something. Anyway, you'll see the pic. It's a By Your Side remix. That's my wedding song. Oh, really? Is it really?

Oh my god. You guys are adorable. You know me better than that. The Neptunes remix is also really good, too. The Neptunes remix is actually our wedding song. It is't realize the Neptunes remix is actually our wedding song. It is? No. He got you.

You're a bitch. Damn, I know. I'm a fucking idiot. You're a gullible ass bitch. Damn, I love anything about Star Trek. Anyway, yeah, check that one.

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