The Daily Zeitgeist - 22 Doctor Salute, Dockin’ With Tha Boyz 06.12.26
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Victor, don't joke about drugs, man.
It's not funny because it makes you seem cool.
It's your workplace, Victor.
Drugs aren't cool, dude, first of all.
Sorry.
Don't mess around with that crap.
I'll go,
Kim, sorry, sorry.
Put my blunt away real fast.
Oh, not you, too.
Damn it.
I'm telling you, I think your art is just as good when you're not on that crap.
Oh, it's so much more fun to make.
Don't say that.
I'm trying to put Victor on the right path.
Oh, which drugs?
Oh, plural?
Oh, golly.
She was off that grass.
Oh, my God.
I bet your studio or art space stinks to high heaven in their drugs.
It legit does because I just found out my neighbors have a pot farm.
You're probably getting all high off that crap.
I have legit got a secondhand high.
if I kept my window open at the right time of the day.
They like to toke up around 7 a.m. and 4.
They did.
I remember when a day our officer passed around a weed pipe and was like,
you want to smell the worst smell you've ever smelled in your life?
Yeah.
Trust me.
Trust me, brother, you do not want to smell that smell.
Yeah.
You're like, you know, like pass around.
It was just a weed pipe.
And we were like, that's just weed, man.
Yeah.
Smells fine.
How would you know, man?
Was that before or after he said some guy on Ellis
he picked up a car and threw it at them.
It was Angel Dust.
I think they're all, I think that's part of the script.
No, that's not just yours.
That was, yeah, that was, uh,
no I'm saying.
Yeah.
Every cop said something like that.
It was PCP and this was Jack in the box.
The guy lifted a dumpster over his head and threw it out of the squad car like the Hulk.
Yeah.
I went to.
That one was in syndication.
Oh, yeah.
It makes me want to try PCP.
No, that's it.
I remember when the second happened, I looked at my best friend, Chris, with wide eyes,
He was like, yo, dude, we've got to get PCP.
Super heroes.
Because he was like the biggest kid in my grade, and we're all like, dude, I bet Chris if he hit PCP, he'd be able to do it.
Dude, that is the best trailer for drugs ever as a cop telling you.
They were scared shitless of a guy who smoked a power drug and they threw a dumpster at them.
I'm like, oh, fuck you.
So that's how we even the score with you fuckers with guns, huh?
Yeah.
Fucking beam up off some angel dust and throw a.
fucking don't stretch your house.
You know what's really scary?
Superpowers.
Having superpowers.
You definitely wouldn't want to have.
Yeah.
Hey, 12-year-old, you know what's freaky-dinky?
Getting real-world superpowers?
Being Colossus from X-Men?
That's fucked up.
We knew this one kid, 12-year-old did heroin for the first time.
A goddamn genie came out and granted him three wishes.
Knock the drug crap off, guys.
It's not fun.
I was going to say as a child,
being told you'll see things that aren't there,
like, you know, like bugs bunny and shit.
I was like, that sounds kind of cool.
It sounds so funny.
I reminded someone in my class, went, like TV.
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On Monday.
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But today, here, where we are, it's Friday, June 12th, 2026.
Yeah, big day for all of us.
in interracial marriages or the products of interracial love.
It's National Loving Day.
Shout out to a loving V, Virginia.
1967 court case that struck down the ban from my parents making a mistake.
But it's all good because I'm here and that shit is tight.
That's what the Supreme Court was trying to do.
There's going to be this guy, Miles, man.
He's going to have a rough one on March 7, 2001.
The Supreme Court was like the T-1,000.
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John Connor.
Your foster parents are dead.
What?
I mean,
interracial marriage has been in still banned.
It's also a national button battery awareness day for those little watch batteries.
An international falafel day.
National jerky day.
An awareness day suggests to me that we are concerned about their well-being and they might be like going extinct.
It's probably about kids swallowing it.
Kids swallowing them.
Um, yeah, that's what it is.
Yep, yep, yep.
It's a, wow, yeah, yeah.
Kids love just fucking tiny babies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can say that.
Different show.
Uh, yes.
A national Great Dane Day, uh, because like Scooby-Doo, you know, that trailer came out.
And people didn't realize that a great Dane puppy can look just like a dog.
Yeah.
That looks just like a dog.
Yeah.
This type of dog breed looked just like a dog.
That don't look like Scooby Boo.
Screwoo.
That dog doesn't have eyebrows at all.
I know.
Way less emotive.
The ears are intact.
It feels like the biggest,
the biggest width in terms of going from cartoon to animal.
Though,
like you're just,
you're not going to be able to get what,
what I crave from Scooby.
And I just made it horny by saying it was crave,
but like that's,
you know,
what I'm going going there for.
You're craving Matthew Lither.
What your frothing.
What you're frothing.
You're fron.
All right.
My name is Jack O'Brien,
A.K.
20,
24 hours to go.
I want to be inflated.
Sack is normal.
Just make them grow.
I want to be inflated.
Just get me to the clinic.
Put me on saline.
Hurry, hurry, hurry,
make me ball sack king.
I can't control my bladder.
Don't care about the pain.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That one courtesy of
Johnny Davis
short show
short show title
Spice himself
SST Spice
I like the
Make Me Ballsack King
is probably the thesis statement
of those folks
I'm thrilled
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for people who haven't been listening
for the past week
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so that it's a big juicy
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It's even more severe, sappy, juicy mess.
It is.
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It's Miles Gray, aka Adema Menzel, aka, let him grow, let him grow.
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I don't care what the doctors say.
I'll piss it all out.
The saline comes out anyway.
Okay, shout out to Dilem Machine on the Discord.
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Well done.
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It's Kim Windham!
You can also see my filled up sacks on Patreon.
Oh, yes.
My chest sacks.
My boobs.
I have fake boobs.
They're nice.
Congratulations.
I draw for money.
In any kind of situation, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have a ticket.
Yeah.
Free donut.
I mean, it's an investment.
I understand why.
themselves. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
How are you doing, Kim? It's great. It's great to have you here.
Been too long. It has. And I'm doing great, like, enjoying the nice weather. I don't know about
L.A., but up in Tahoe, it's been, like, actually warm and enjoyable. That hasn't been crazy yet.
Yeah. Are you guys going to get fucked by the heat wave like other parts of the country are?
Not this round, but our fire season is going to be really bad. Taho had one snow.
storm the entire winter.
Ski season can go to June.
Yeah, it's been dead.
Yeah, well, the El Nino.
We'll see what version we get,
where it's a ton of rain or none
and just a bunch of fire.
But every day this week, I've just been
reading about meteorologists being like,
fucking El Nino, it's, here we go,
prepare for extreme weather.
I've been looking at my old neighborhood
in Laguna Beach.
A beach I went to all the time,
a kid got swept up and is gone.
They still haven't found them.
It's awful.
Like, it's a very calm beach,
but I was looking at videos of the wedge in Newport and all the surfers.
Holy shit.
If you haven't seen them,
really, really big waves.
A lot of balls.
A lot of saline balls to write those waves.
Yeah, yeah.
Those are your balance.
I don't know if you can actually lay on your surfboard to catch a wave if your scrotum is that inflated.
Like trying to get up so quickly.
Yeah.
you're like, well, yeah, you're going to pop up on the board.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, don't pop up, accidentally kick yourself really hard.
It's like, oh, fuck, I just need the back of it.
This year, they're calling it El Nien, yo.
I'll take it.
I need joy.
Before we start, we were asking, did you, so you grew up not in,
you grew up in a small,
in Nevada.
Yes.
Nevada.
We're on a bit of a kick these past couple episodes talking about local drug culture.
I think we spent about 15 minutes before we started recording talking about the dare programs
and our favorite topic, the PCP advertisement that they did for all kids of a certain age.
Do you have any weird?
Was there weird drug panic, weird things in your Nevada?
Oh, anything would send you straight to hell or jail.
like neither was worse
both are bad
I see I see
yeah so if you touch
anything
it's pretty bad
Tylenol
oh yeah
I'm off that time
yeah
better not be ibuprofen
you know
vaccines
those drugs will get you
oh were they
were they anti-vax
even before all that
like just
you were hearing that too
the the ground
level being built
yeah
but I still grew up
in late 90s
early 2000s
so it was still like
baby days.
Sure, sure, sure.
There were a couple of people with some ideas, though.
Yeah.
I hang out in the farm all day and I never get sick.
Okay, you hang out with cows.
Good for you.
Uh-huh.
I haven't seen a human in three years and I'm fine.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's, you may have diagnosed it right there.
Pretty much.
All right, Kim, we're thrilled to have you here.
We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
First, we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about.
We're going to talk about the fact that somebody,
noticed that Donald Trump recently saw for his like routine medical checkup that
allegedly is just him like dunking on the doctors,
them just being like,
how is he so healthy?
He saw 22 medical specialists.
That's good.
Seems like a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
So maybe it's just because he's trying to put up so many such high numbers.
Exactly.
Just the way the Knicks sped up that game,
they're like,
dude, we get more possessions.
We're going to be scoring more points.
That's right.
He's like, I need more doctors.
I need more people tell me healthy.
I need more people.
Wow, with my impeccable health.
So we'll talk about that.
We'll talk about J.D. Vance using the power of the vice presidency to force his way onto the view, which is exactly what he would do.
We'll talk about NASA putting together a team to go to space for their next mission.
And it's all, it's all boys.
It's a boys club.
And we will, of course, talk about Shrek's dick, because it is at the center of an Ohio.
Biopolitical.
Back on an episode.
Yeah.
Telling my husband, like, every time I go on, there's something like so terrible.
Can't we do like drugs and Shrek's dick?
Like, dream from true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Welcome.
All right.
Before we get to any of that, though, can we do like to ask our guest?
What is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Okay.
So I have not said this up until now because I just think it's perfect.
But synthetic urine.
Wow.
Yeah.
I went on a treasure hunt this week to find.
For some clean pills?
To what end?
Well, gentlemen.
So I got a bit of a custody dispute on them right now.
And it's not my weekend with the kids, so I don't have access to clean piss.
Keeping it vague enough.
I have a friend who has a step kid who is now a teenager and saw his backpack and saw a little thing that said quick fix on it.
And I'm not giving them a plug.
I have no idea if it works or not.
That's just what she found.
And it's synthetic pee.
Well, wait, why are you wearing a quick fix hat too right now?
I know.
My new tat right next to the weed farm.
Yeah.
Yeah, they found it in his backpack.
and he said he bought it for a friend
that needed to get drug tested by his parents
and they're like 13.
I didn't know
and that kid isn't getting tested
so it's, was that feasible?
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
So he was just the plug.
He was being a good friend.
Right.
Yes.
Because you can't be coming home with the fake piss kit
when you are the type of person
who's getting drug tested by your parents.
Right, right, right.
This is a teenager's brain.
Right.
Just ask a kid.
kid that's not doing pot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't have to buy it.
I don't.
That's what I told my friend and she's like the step parent so it's not her place.
Sure, sure, sure.
But yeah, kids are dumb.
And if it was kids.
You don't know.
Yeah, every 13 year old you know is off that shit right now.
Yeah.
There's going to be a nerd who you can buy their pee from.
Exactly.
I just did it not go through any of their heads?
Are they all?
Like, I don't, not my monkey, not my problem.
So.
Yeah.
But I never knew that was a thing.
Like, of course.
When you Google synthetic urine quick fix, you get the mix.
Quick fix synthetic urine two ounce.
You can also get an important side.
Or you can get quick fix briefs, which are presumably underwear that you put on that have a bladder in them that you can.
Yeah.
They sell a whole set.
You can put it in your pants like they come with rubber band.
and a heater.
Yeah, right, right, right.
It's insane.
You can buy it pre-mixed or the powder that you can mix yourself.
And, like, it tells you it has to be a certain heat and all that.
Right.
You always heard that you put it up against your inner thigh, and that's the thing that, like, brings it to the right temperature.
Yeah.
So me and my friends.
And I know you've heard that, Jack, because there's no world in which you've ever faked a piss test for anything.
No, I wouldn't be competent enough.
I think I've definitely been in positions.
where I would have liked to,
but I wouldn't have been competent enough to pull it off.
I just had to stop doing drugs.
Yeah, I don't think I ever have.
They did a good job because anytime I heard about like drug test at a job,
I'm like, then I end up lying there.
Right, right.
That is my thought too.
Well, I was a goody two shoes.
Like I fully bought into the DARE program.
Good, good, good.
It was going to be bad.
They got you.
They got me.
And that I believe that PCP would make me strong enough to lift the police squad car.
over my head and throw it.
Took PCP and tried out for the Los Angeles Rams.
Could you imagine if Captain America started out that way?
Like drug recruitment officers come in and like, you want to do some drugs?
You want to save the world?
And that's Captain America.
But I'm just a little noodle armed wimp.
Oh, no, buddy.
We got something for you.
PCP, man.
Check this shit out.
You're already a 10.
for Ohio.
Yeah.
Go the trash can lid.
It's a shield.
It's not a metaphor for like steroid use.
It's just it is about.
It's just do it and serve your country.
It would be good if you had some way to make yourself
artificially better at this shit.
Hell yeah, dude.
What is something you think is underrated, Kim?
Okay.
Well,
handlebar mustachees.
I believe previous guests.
on this show, Henry Zabrowski, literally came after my husband yesterday and said
handlebar mustaches are bad.
I didn't agree.
Came after your husband specifically?
Yes.
Wow.
Love Henry.
He actually texted me Tuesday.
He's like, I didn't mean to bash your husband.
I'm like, okay.
Wow.
I understand what he's going from.
I was talking about him, but I didn't mean to bash him.
Yeah.
And his mustache.
It is a nice mustache.
Wait, what was Henry's sake?
on the handlebar. It's gross, disgusting,
who wants it? It's not 1980.
You out of your mind?
All of the four.
Okay.
Do you say 1988 or 1888?
And I'm sorry.
And Ken, I'm sorry.
No, I kind of agree.
Right.
1988 would be interesting.
Handelbar mustache.
I've heard it both ways.
It's the one that comes down or it's the one that curls up.
That's what they were arguing on their pod.
Now, in Henry's point of view,
it's not when it goes down
that's a mustache
it's when a mustache
goes up and twirls
and I do agree with that
because I always thought
the one that goes down
had a different name
I don't remember
like the Hulk Hogan
mustache
yeah something like that
it had I always thought
a handlebar was the twirlies
which my husband has
right right right
well you can grab onto those fuckers
exactly
you know how much
how much more fun it is
to ride a man's face
when your muff has like a little twirly mustache now.
Like it's great.
And you rip it out?
Yeah.
You hold on.
What do you mean it's affecting your ability to perform cunolingus?
I'm controlling your mouth with air.
It's like a ratatooie.
Yeah.
It's like you're riding a jet ski kind of.
Matatooie.
This is this is all the types of handlebar musta.
So the one that curls is an imperial.
Okay.
So he has, you know what?
I would say right now, he has more of a hundred,
Hungarian. It's a little bit longer. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. How is the walriss a handlebar? All right. Anyways.
Yeah. The walrus. They just like have a big like Andy Reed mustache and they're calling it at handel bar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, sometimes you got maybe it's too heavy. You can't get the curl to happen. So you just, you know. He has a lot of hair.
Yeah. Wow. Well, I can never grow a handlebar mustache. So I can only speak purely as a hater from the sideline. I like your mustache. Jackie. Oh, you'll call this a muster.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
You wouldn't.
Whoa.
It's hair that grows above my lip.
No.
It looks.
I've seen bad.
If you see it up close, this is a crazy thing.
If I grew this shit out like that one time we did Movember Jack, I do every day her match.
She's like, what are you doing?
What is this for?
And I'm like, for Movember, she's like, that's not spreading any kind of awareness.
That's not a thing.
A Movember is it?
She's like, no, no, no, you're a mustache.
That's not a thing.
It's between like no shave November or no nut November.
Right.
Like between the two.
The two genres.
Between the two men are losing their minds out of here.
Anyways, what is something you think is overrated?
I don't want to put this out in a bad way, but voting primaries?
Nevada just had one on Tuesday.
Go vote.
I voted.
Vote.
But a third of Nevadans can't vote because they're registered independent.
So it was either Democrat or Republican, and of course, the Republican showing was a lot bigger.
Sure, sure, sure.
When I registered to vote when I was 18 and living in Nevada, I also put independent because a lot of people don't give a fuck about party affiliation until the past five, 10 years.
So it doesn't feel like Nevada got anywhere doing the primary, just more anxiety.
I think the parties know who they want.
This is a bad take.
I was so disheartened.
I don't feel like we got anywhere.
I still did my civic duty, and I hope to God it pays off.
So you're not allowed to vote in the primaries,
but then you're able to vote in the generals.
Yes.
But you don't get to decide who's our guy.
Yeah, yeah, got it.
Yeah.
But the guy that I voted for, Ford,
is up for lieutenant governor.
And then I can't remember the main governor.
I knew it like two hours ago.
But, you know, drugs.
They get to.
Yeah.
I love the civic engagement.
And then the other guy.
I don't know.
Oh, that's fucking fucking no.
No, but no inherent.
Like, if it makes anyone feel better out in at least the U.S. political landscape,
Nevada's way more purple than people give it credit for.
Sure.
And I would argue quietly leaning more blue because a lot of people are pissed off.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the one, that's the one universal emotion that, that's become nonpartisan.
Everyone's like, this is something's completely fucked up.
Yeah.
Oh.
Every, every presidential administration, I feel like it's like starts one place and then just like is on a steady slide from there on because I, both sides, this system is bad.
The one side is way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, worse.
But, yeah, it, uh, it feels like until something changes.
That's going to be, everybody's going to be like mad and then just like mad at who is in office.
And in this case, good idea.
Correct.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
All right.
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And we're back. We're back. Donald Trump's never smoked weed, right? Do you think he's ever smelled it?
Yeah, he smelled it. He's been in New York. And he goes, oh, what did they? It smells like that crap.
What is this? Everything smells like weed. I mean, that's like the original dogless, or, yeah, people love to be like, it just smells like weed.
that. It smells like weed now. We've got to clean up these streets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything smells like weed. Everything smells like
people coping around me. I don't like it. Like on the one hand,
NYPD, I get it. But we've got to clean this up. Everybody's like weed.
I don't need naked zombies walking around my city. That's what Spencer Pratt just said or said
a couple of days ago. Can't we go to the shopping area that has the good smelling weed?
That's where it's gotten to. Like, I want to go to side down where the wheat smells good.
I want to know they're actually smoking that fire, bro.
Yeah.
What the weed smell to be coming out of something that looks like an apple store or else I'm not.
Makes a little churn when I took a hit.
Yes.
All right.
Well, regardless of his feelings on marijuana, that's one medication that's not available to him because it doesn't come in a pill form that he can crush and drop up into rails.
You could price, you could probably slip them some edibles.
You're like, hey, it's candy.
It's candy.
These are M&Ms.
It terrifies me that everything he's done has been sober, except like, AdRal.
Sober is a very specific.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, he's been flying on speed for the second half of his life, it would seem to me.
He's like three doses away from being a VCR technician.
If you get that math reference.
He's going to be recreating a bicycle with hangers for spokes.
Pretty soon, I'm sure.
All right.
We've been keeping an eye on with hope and nothing but good intentions in our heart.
We've been keeping an eye on his medical status.
And he recently had yet another one of his totally routine medical checkups.
Dr. Oz said that it's because he likes to pass tests.
He loves the results.
He loves getting good.
results. And so he just goes in every day and gets fucking flying color passes with flying colors.
Every day, huh? Yeah. More or less. Yeah. Basically, that is what he said. And so Trump and his doctors
were like, please, we're very healthy. No further questions, Your Honor. A few doctors looked at the
records and they kind of noticed some of them that jumped out to them as doctors. Just cutting down.
Let me see. Okay, how many doctors you talk to? Okay. So George,
H.W. Bush saw five doctors, okay, and George W.
He was old as fuck. Yeah. And that was in 90s. I remember there was one of my favorite
stand-up jokes in the 90s was, I think it was George Lofos was talking about how they asked him
what kind of health care he wants. And then he sees George Bush like throw up in Japan.
Yeah. And like faint. And a doctor had a thermometer up his ass before he hit the ground.
He was like, I want that guy's, I want that guy's health care.
Let's see.
I think my dad told me he, like, came home and was like, Jack.
Great joke that I just got this new bit.
Let me tell you.
All right.
So I do the voice or no?
Oh, yeah.
He goes hard.
Have you seen this guy Chris Rock?
Dude, and you talk about going to Ross and how you hide stuff that you want to buy later.
And you go and then you check, Estabang gone.
Remember that when he said that as Spanish?
All right, never mind.
So, yeah, they looked at the number of specialists he saw.
Biden at his, okay, I'll just say this.
He saw 22 medical specialists as part of the very routine checkup, right?
The very routine.
Very, very routine.
The one where they said he's an excellent health.
But then even doctors.
That's three NASCAR pit crews, I feel like, right?
Like that's probably.
Yeah, I don't know what the numbers are for that.
But yeah, it's a lot.
And the Washington Post said medical experts told the Washington Post,
which scrutinized the exam results that the number was unusual.
It is an extraordinary number, Jonathan Reiner, a long-time cardiologist for former vice president Dick Cheney told the paper.
So, yeah, it's normal, okay, that this guy has to see 22 doctors.
It's because 22 doctors had to see for themselves how healthy this guy was.
No, they wanted to see the saline in his balls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How are they so cool and big?
Could you imagine he gets with his dementia?
He's just all into ball massing.
So 22 medical specialists is like,
it's a lot.
Like the people who come for E.T.
In E.T.
Like all the people in hazmatis.
There's been a few.
Maybe Trump's that much of a medical marvel, you know?
Right.
That he's an alien from another planet.
They have to figure out.
How's he doing this?
But there have been a few explanations.
One, they're like, a few of those are just generalists that he also saw.
But it's like the volume.
still the number doesn't make sense, considering like before he'd only seen like maybe 14 at most.
Joe Biden at one point saw 20.
So this isn't out of the realm of like whatever.
But at the same time, that was a previous record by everyone, by the president that he loved to be like, this guy's so old and past it.
You've outdone him with the number of doctors you have to see.
And he happened to be right about that.
Yeah.
Right.
Happened to be right about him being so old.
This is from the White House.
Again, when the White House spokespeople say,
things. We all have to remember. They only tell the pure unadulterated truth. And they said,
quote, the involvement of multiple specialists reflects a comprehensive, multidisciplinary
evaluation consistent with the best practices for executive level medical care.
We're not hiding anything. But again, we still have no sane explanation for Trump's visible
ailments like his necrotizing hands. No, he's shaking hands with all those doctors.
That's right. Yeah. Thank you for looking at my balls.
him complicated, complicated handshakes.
Put her there, you bastard.
Oh, wow.
You're so healthy, man.
Because they're so amazed.
Yeah, yeah.
They're congratulatory handshakes and backslaps,
and that's why his whole body seems to be falling apart.
But, yeah, so no one's telling the truth about anything when it comes to him.
And all we have, there are other cardiologists that look at it, and they're like,
man, there's a lot of detail left out of these, like, actual exams.
Like, I want to know how much plaques built.
up in his arteries, but that's not even there.
Like, that's something as a cardiologist, you want to know.
But sure, just leave that information out and just have his doctor come through and be like,
all good, nothing to see here.
Stop looking at his hands.
Stop looking at his ankles.
Stop looking at his ball bag.
Look, you can actually squeeze my arm down like a toothpaste tube.
And plaque comes out of the tips of my fingers.
Oh, no.
Oh, Jesus.
Like, comparatively, my grandfather turned 80 like three weeks ago.
And he had a heart attack last November.
Yeah.
He, what, maybe four doctors when he was in the literal ICU.
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
And his team, but, you know, he's still kicking.
He's fine.
And 80, but 22.
Yeah, but also your grandfather's not the president of the United States.
That is, well, I think my grandfather.
father works more than the president of the United States, and he's fucking retired.
But does he stay up all night tweeting?
Yeah.
Fall asleep in meetings all day because that can be pretty exhausting.
I mean, even for his generation, you'd think like, because I, like, we talk all the time
about how, like, even us explaining our work to, like, older relatives, like, that's a job.
I mean, it doesn't make sense to me, really.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We spend most of this meeting talking about, most of this reporting talking about, you really think about
ball maxing and dare programs.
But then even then, like, if you told other movies like,
what's this guy do?
He's just reposting slop all night?
Yeah.
That's not a fucking job.
Yeah.
Oh, well.
Well, we'll see.
We'll see.
Maybe the reports are true and maybe they're completely opaque for a reason because he's
not in good health.
It might be the latter.
No.
Don't say that, Miles.
Don't jinx it.
He's going to make it, guys.
He's going to make it, unfortunately.
Evil people always, yeah.
Somehow, some fucking how.
I do wonder, like, do you think he'll be running in 28 and just like we'll have a Biden redux where they're just like, they're just like, they clear the field at a certain point?
I mean, at the trajectory he's on, what's he even going to look like next year?
Right.
In 27.
You know, like, that's a nice thought.
Yeah.
That's a nice thought.
What's even going to look like?
I think as long as he can string together a racist enough sentence, they'll keep him going.
They'll try to ruin.
If he can do the hits, Obama, Biden, Clinton ruined everything and the immigrants, transgender for everyone.
Like that's actually what a rally is going to sound like next year.
Just truly buzzwords strung together.
I know what it sounds like already, yeah.
It sucks so much because I wouldn't say I'm super patriotic, but my dad's military come from a military family.
I used to love Fourth of July.
Yeah, sure.
To me, it wasn't so much America, but big summer party.
Yeah, blowing shit up in your cul-de-sac or fucking an alleyway.
Yeah, yeah.
My last house, our backyard was right next to the street where they did the local Fourth of July parade.
It was great.
But now, like, the wrestling match might get canceled because of rain.
I'm praying for that.
Wrestling?
It's combat sports, Kim.
God, you men.
It's legit.
You know what?
You can go to space with them, too, Miles.
That's my dream, actually.
That's my dream is rule.
My dream is to be in an enclosed space and outer space with men with CTE.
Okay?
That's my dream come true.
Everything can go right up there.
On only fans, do big numbers.
I bet ball maxing does big numbers on only fans.
It has to.
I wonder how much of this stuff is like
Jack, you haven't even seen
what they're doing. You can't even
bring yourself to witness
to what's happening.
I'm looking at that and like, that shit ain't hot.
Okay.
But look, I'm not trying to yuck someone's
maxisack.
Okay.
But for me, it's a no for me, Doug.
All right.
Speaking of a note for me, dog.
J.D. Vance.
Yeah.
Who would be the other.
You can't come on the show, dude.
You can't come on the show.
stop asking.
So, yeah, we've had to turn him down a couple times.
And so he has resorted to forcing his way onto the view by threatening, having the FCC threaten
an investigation into ABC because they had Telerico on, right?
Yeah.
Oh, they try to pull the Colbert thing and say equal.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's just so funny that he's like using the powers of the vice.
presidency to force his way onto the view to talk about his new shitty book.
Communion, finding my way back to faith.
I saw his book in a free box at a garage sale over the weekend.
That shit came out like a couple days ago and right into the book, right into the box.
Well, it was the hillbilly elegy.
Oh, yeah, the first one.
Yeah.
No, if the other one was in there, I probably,
would have gotten it, you know, posterity.
For sure, for sure.
I mean, I think it's interesting that he's now just,
he's been reduced to going on the view to do stuff.
Because previously, like, he's like, he's going to be in charge of this.
I think after reading that New York Times piece,
it's clear that him, like, knowing the Epstein files was a bad thing.
They were like, get this fucking guy out of here.
Yeah.
That is kind of when he fell off within the administration.
Yeah.
when he started being like, guys, we're in trouble here.
People don't seem to be buying our bullshit when it comes to the Epstein files.
He was a voice of alarm, but nobody likes you.
Nobody gives you credit for being right.
Yeah.
Being like, people are going to be mad about this.
The other part, I think that was also, they're like, dude, what the fuck you're talking about?
He's like, we need to get Galane Maxwell out there on Tucker Carlson and use her to set the story straight.
And everyone's like, dude, get to that.
Right, man.
Whoa.
Hey, man, we just got a shipment of new IKEA sofas, man.
You want to go check those out in the East Wing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make sure they're shipworthy.
Talk shows have typically been exempt from the equal time rule thanks to a president sent by Republicans.
Because in 2006, the Bush administration's FCC ruled that Arnold Schwarzenegger could appear on Jay Leno's Tonight Show, which I under like, and also Dawn Howard Stern, which.
Oh, that wasn't.
That didn't need to be exempt from E.
count as like, because he's a Republican,
that didn't mean that they then had to have like Joe Biden on,
on Jay Leno or whatever.
Right, right, right.
Or who was it that election?
That was such a fucking wacky election.
The 2006 governor's one were like everyone in their mom was running.
Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah.
There's like various celebrities, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Because Phil Angelides was, I remember, the Democrat.
Angelides.
And everyone's like, oh, man.
by Arnold, huh?
That was just so stupid at the time.
Like, what are you talking about?
I get stuff done in movies that I've seen.
Yeah.
In hindsight, now with what we got, I'm like, not as bad.
I hate that the bar is so low.
Yeah, the bar has been buried six feet in the ground.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, a lot of stuff is looking pretty, pretty good.
Now, why do you guys think he's going on the view?
Because the view is not at its peak that it used to be.
Do you think he's just trying to get to more women?
Or do you think he's a pussy and he wouldn't be able to stand being on like the daily show?
I don't know.
No, I think.
Because why the view?
The view is definitely women.
They don't have couches on that show.
They sit in chairs.
Yeah.
Wait to see the set that day.
Oh, my God.
Plastic.
Hey, can we switch this up?
Yeah.
Plastic on the couches?
Oh, good.
He's like, what, you don't trust me?
I told you.
I'm clean.
He's also like really charming and like...
He's on, well, he's lost weight.
I can't say he's Ozempic, but he's pretty skinny, pretty fast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He might be feeling himself.
He might get Ozmpic years, was anything I was really good.
I'm sure it's something having to do with like what his numbers, what his like strategists are telling him and like how he needs to like improve in the, in his numbers with women would be my guess.
And also maybe what his publishers are telling him.
Him being terrible about his wife in public isn't doing a good job with that?
You know, it's funny, I was thinking about that today.
It's funny how quickly him and Erica Kirk stopped talking once the-
Knocks that crap off.
Yeah, once on line started noticing.
That, if anything, that just kind of solidifies, like, oh, there was flirting at least.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
My wife and the audience.
That hug went on a little long.
Yeah.
I will say.
I mean, I wonder, too, like, it could also just be like a fuck you to ABC, like that they're like, yeah, guess what?
Now you're going to have to have J.D. Vance on your show because most of the time, half of this stuff is just for the cruelty or like just causing pain.
Yeah, yeah, the cruelty is the point.
Because they're like, what do you want to hurt your ratings by sending the vice president?
We're going to put this zero on your podcast.
Right.
It's like we can go harder with the FCC investigation is out you want or you can debase yourselves and have J.D. Vance on. How about that?
Yeah, I don't recognize anyone on the show because Whoopi left.
I thought she left a little while ago.
In a minute.
Same here.
I'm just picturing the original cast of the view.
Oh, she is still on?
The view, oh, with Barbara Walters and shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Is she still on?
Barbara Wawa?
Baba Wawa, no.
Because she died four years ago.
Oh.
Whoops.
You remember.
She could still be on the show right now.
Her corpse.
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And we're back, and we got two scandals
to talk about. One, NASA
is sending an all-male
crew to space
to perform unprecedented docking
operations with lunar landers.
Hey, who's going to send a bunch of men
to
perform an unprecedented docking
Predominentated docking.
My, God damn it, my feminist body was just like, let's bring this topic on.
But I mean, do need.
They're docking.
You do need at least two men to be doing unprecedented docking operation.
One of those guys better be not from the U.S. too.
How many syringes and saline are they bringing for the balls?
Oh, that's all they're packing.
No food.
No food.
But the four astronauts are all males, which.
is surprising because 15 out of the 37 active astronauts are women in the world.
And last year, when NASA announced their newest class of 10 astronaut candidates,
the majority were women for the first time in history.
So generally, they're moving in a direction of being like,
wow, women are as good, if not better astronauts than men,
just like catching up to the reality of that fact.
And then when it comes time to actually decide who to send.
Yeah, it feels like a year after Oscar's so white
Where they're like, okay, we nominated for that one right?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Well, what the fuck?
Well, we heard you.
Okay, give us a second.
NASA's so man.
I think for me, where I would have an issue with this truly,
is there any of the women speaking up saying we were unfairly moved past?
Right, right, right.
Because I'm not so much into me like, yeah, they're fucking women over.
But if there is no women that were in the consideration and the women from the previous trip said, yeah, this is the crew.
I'm okay with that.
I'm out.
We're good, actually.
I wonder how much leeway there is for astronauts to be vocal like that, too.
That's also a thing like you don't.
If I actually can't, if I say that, I'm going to get shit can.
Not to say, to your point, that that's exactly what has happened.
I absolutely agree, though.
So, like, at what part is this really we're going back?
Or is this truly nothing?
I'm going to take the word of the NASA administrator, Jared Isaacman, who's basically,
so there's nothing to see here, guys.
You guys are reading into it.
These are the best people.
Trust us.
You know.
We would know.
You wouldn't.
That would be funny if there were astronauts who were, like, you know, how, like,
like the wide receiver
who's like unhappy
and talks shit
about his own team
and he's like,
they don't know how to use me.
They don't know how to use me.
They said,
oh,
so they said they picked them
best on test pilot experience.
Look at my resume.
Look at my,
and him?
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, the guy that brought coffee
into Isaacman every day
he gets to go,
okay.
Get me the damn ball.
Yeah.
For me,
I do think,
I'm back on what the original intent was, is that they're going to just be docking up there.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's what it has to be all dudes.
You can't dock.
It has to be dudes to dock.
That's just what it is.
There's some things women just can't do.
Unprecedented docking operations?
Literally the only thing, I think.
Unprecedented docking would be docked like literally space docking in outer space.
Now, I want a full woman team.
Three penis is docking somehow.
Or four.
I mean, there's four of them.
Right.
Well, now you're talking crazy.
Well, somebody better be four skin maxing.
I'm sorry.
What were we talking about, space?
Four skin maxing.
Honestly, I can get up her unprecedented talking about it.
I'm so immature that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Get up there, man.
All-woman team pegging.
Right.
When we get to pegging in space.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, knowing how NASA budgets are cut,
they're probably like, dude, we got to get this only fans up.
You guys got to do some unprecedented docking stunts up there.
And maybe we can, maybe that's how we're going to fund the Artemis 4 mission.
Seeing people have sex officially first time in space.
I think people fucked in space already.
But if we got that on a live stream, boom.
Yeah.
All right, we're going to do a fantasy draft of which two asked.
do we think fucked.
You go first.
Aldrin Armstrong.
We're getting it on, on the moon.
You can't tell me they weren't.
Hey, you know, they didn't call her Sally Ride for nothing.
Oh, no.
Who was the third guy for the space or the Apollo 13?
No, Paul 11.
Michael something.
Michael Kennedy?
Kennedy.
They kept him in the tough chair when they did the moon walk too.
That's right.
Oh, my God.
Poor guy.
We're just fucking down here, man.
You're missing out?
That's amazing.
Hey, look at the window.
Look at the window.
Look, look, look.
We're docking.
We're docking.
Damn it.
Could have been mean.
One giant load for mankind.
I'd say, and a lot of people don't know.
That's what he was actually saying.
Yeah.
It got all ruffled in the transmission.
Well, let's move off of all this.
all these dick jokes and talk about
Shrek's Dick, which is at the center of an Ohio
political scandal. It's not unprecedented for
Dick picks to spark political scandals, as we know
from Anthony Wiener. But they usually don't
involve giant green ogre dicks, which is what's
happening in Ohio, where a political blogger
Choppot traphouse guest is facing
jail time for texting state senator
Jerry Seren, Serino.
a digitally altered picture of Shrek with his penis exposed.
Which are any images of Shrek not digitally altered?
No, there's the official DreamWorks put out a line.
Yeah.
The nature camera.
No.
To capture Shrek in a clearing?
That would be amazing.
You guys know those looping YouTube videos that are like 10 hours.
Yeah.
Do that with Shrek, but naughty.
Like, just Shrek walking through with.
dick swing inside to side through the swamp.
Every 30 seconds.
Yeah. We think Shrek was wearing clothes before people showed up when he's walking around the,
come on, now who's naive?
Yeah.
But so the blogger DJ Burns was seemingly taunting Serino for dropping out of the race
for Senate president, calling him young Mussolini in a text.
Dude, the text is crazy.
It's just this low angle shot of Shrek above you.
Above you.
Shrek looming over you.
They've done the,
done us the disservice of coloring out his.
Yeah,
I can find this one.
You guys want to see it?
Let me just look through my files.
I think I have this one already done.
Yeah, I think I have this one.
Spotlight.
I really did not think the angle was going to be that way.
Yeah.
It's like you're at Shrek's feet.
I mean.
Yeah.
That's artistic.
liberty the way they went about it because I was thinking him jerking off it's just going to be
straightforward POV midshot down below you're seeing what it's like exactly yeah and that's why
that's why it's file the test the text good to see you finally made your final humiliation public
young Mussolini the Patriots caucus sends its regards just the picture of Shrette and then he
responded I don't know who this is but I'm certain you are a moron
Well, okay. Good job.
He's pretty stupid for responding to an unsolicited text with Shrek's dick.
Yeah, basically, like, I don't, like, no, I don't care.
I don't know.
I don't know who you are.
You're not going to get away with this.
Serino has previously defended arresting pro-Palestinian student protesters,
reacted to Governor Mike DeWine's veto of a ban on gender-affirming care in 2025
by proclaiming that Jesus has determined the gender of each and every child.
So that's...
I think it's fun.
It's good.
It's worth seeing what this guy looks like to know that this is the dude who's on the receiving end of a Shrek dick.
Oh, no.
He's this old guy you knew.
He'd be like, what the, what in tarnation is this?
By the individual in a gallery.
Yes, I would agree.
Jesus just looks like a pastor.
Little children.
I don't think anybody in the room would disagree with that.
Counterpoint, sir.
That includes unborn children.
And many members in the Senate and throughout the legislature will say the same thing that Jesus loves children.
Okay, honestly, I can't hear him anyway.
He definitely deserves the Shrek Dick Fix this guy.
I definitely thought he was going to be a lot younger.
Yeah.
I know that's a ways.
Young compared to actual Mussolini.
I mean, young Mussolini was.
hot, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, so interesting.
No, he was, he was good looking.
He was like, oh, okay.
Two days after the Shrek sting incident, Serino emailed the local police chief alleging
harassment because he was forced to look at a disgusting and pornographic picture
of Shrek.
And Burns was arrested and held for 23 hours, thanks to a warrant granted by a judge
whose campaign website includes an endorsement from Serino.
Great.
Nothing to see here.
nothing to see you.
But when I get unsolicited dick picks that's tough shit move on lady.
Fuck that.
I know.
Like that kind of pisses me off.
Like sure,
they're bullshit.
But women deal with that every day.
Fucking every week.
I get one.
One.
Trek specifically?
Well, I like those.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You actually ask for those.
Crypted genitals don't count.
Those are whimsical.
I mean, yeah, this is he's charged with telecommunications harassment.
is what the charge was.
But I guess that's all his judge friend could cook up for him,
which could get you six months in prison.
Six months in prison, yeah.
That's what they're going for.
It also seems like a bit of a Streisand effect thing going on
because now this blogger that people hadn't really heard of
has made headlines for being the victim of an abuse of power.
Yeah, and also for something like, oh, what the fuck did he do?
It's like, he sent a weird Shrek dick pick.
And then I feel like most of you were like, oh, what the fuck?
All right, man.
If anything, I think it's just wasted on him because he's an old man.
He doesn't get it.
He doesn't understand.
Yeah.
He doesn't know how we feel about Shrek.
Yeah.
He's like, he'd react to like the guy in Billy Madison who had the flaming bag of shit where he'd go, it's one of those flaming bags again.
You know, rather than like, they're franking me.
He's like, what kind of demonic image did this man?
What is this?
It's fucking Shrek, you idiot.
But he's probably like, who is this?
Beaselbub.
Is this the Smurfs?
Green Smurfs?
As for the charges,
the Shrek porn text probably doesn't
fit the definition of harassment
since it was a single image
from one easily blockable number
and there was no apparent request to stop.
Yeah, could you imagine he cropped it off?
They're like, hey, sir, there's some texts
after that he cropped off.
It looks like, I can only see it have.
It sounds like saying, hey, do you have any more
of those I can check out?
Move the hand.
more M-0-A-R
Wow
You kind of
Where's the donkey?
Kim,
Such a pleasure
of having you
As always
On the Daily Zeit
Geist,
where can people
find you,
follow you
here,
you see you
all that good stuff.
You can find me,
the red dot comic,
Instagram,
Reddit,
Facebook,
Twitter,
Blue Sky,
but the good ones
Patreon.
Animations,
web comics,
they're not all dirty.
Like I like
making people cry too.
So, you know, have a wank, have a cry.
Cartharsis.
Have a wank, have a cry.
Yeah.
Welcome to my Patreon.
Have a wank, have a cry.
Talk to my butt plug for a bit.
There you go.
I'm not British.
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Yeah.
Space skits.
It's an animated short form series on Instagram and TikTok.
Same with a cool,
guys online, but those are real guys. Just fun, silly stuff doesn't really get into politics. So if you need
to turn your mind off and you're not horny and you don't need to cry, great. So, go there.
Yeah. Amazing. Miles, where can people find you as their work in media you've been enjoying?
You can find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. You can find me talking about 90 day fiancé on 420 day
fiance, except we're not doing that crap. I'll tell you that much. Keep it straight on that show.
And then talking about soccer and football, the same sport, actually, on A-N-It Footy with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin.
A work of me.
I just finished the first season of Paradise.
And I'm going deeper now.
I'm going deeper.
It's good.
You love it?
It's fun.
It's fun.
Where can you watch that?
Hulu.
Hulu.
Mm-hmm.
Hulu.
I like to work of media.
I like to tweet from Vincent Bevins, who said, I can't wait for the word.
world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos crypto scam, Raytheon Thunderdome.
Brought to you by Crocs.
Yeah.
Shout out to Vincent Betzons.
He's been on before, friend of the show.
Yeah.
You can find us, you can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien, Blue Sky, Jack O.B.,
the number one Instagram, Jack underscore O underscore Brian.
You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zekegeist.
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You can go to the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it.
And there at the bottom, you will find the footnotes.
Which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode.
We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy.
Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?
Yes.
This is by the German producer, Death by Peanuts.
A wild name.
Concerting all the Anaflex.
Anyway, and the singer Amira, or,
Amina, sorry, and it's called Faith.
It's just cool.
It's like a, it's dark kind of jazz hoppy kind of, like, if you like Portishead, this feels like downstream of Portishead.
So I think you're going to like this.
This is Faith by Death by Peanuts and Amina.
And then they click on it.
And it's just, well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your mind.
Wait a second.
Yeah, man, remember this Portisette?
But it's the Lip biscuit version.
Okay, sorry.
All right, we will link off to that in the footnotes.
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