The Daily Zeitgeist - 22 Doctor Salute, Dockin’ With Tha Boyz 06.12.26

Episode Date: June 12, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:05 Victor, don't joke about drugs, man. It's not funny because it makes you seem cool. It's your workplace, Victor. Drugs aren't cool, dude, first of all. Sorry. Don't mess around with that crap. I'll go, Kim, sorry, sorry.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Put my blunt away real fast. Oh, not you, too. Damn it. I'm telling you, I think your art is just as good when you're not on that crap. Oh, it's so much more fun to make. Don't say that. I'm trying to put Victor on the right path. Oh, which drugs?
Starting point is 00:00:37 Oh, plural? Oh, golly. She was off that grass. Oh, my God. I bet your studio or art space stinks to high heaven in their drugs. It legit does because I just found out my neighbors have a pot farm. You're probably getting all high off that crap. I have legit got a secondhand high.
Starting point is 00:01:02 if I kept my window open at the right time of the day. They like to toke up around 7 a.m. and 4. They did. I remember when a day our officer passed around a weed pipe and was like, you want to smell the worst smell you've ever smelled in your life? Yeah. Trust me. Trust me, brother, you do not want to smell that smell.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Yeah. You're like, you know, like pass around. It was just a weed pipe. And we were like, that's just weed, man. Yeah. Smells fine. How would you know, man? Was that before or after he said some guy on Ellis
Starting point is 00:01:32 he picked up a car and threw it at them. It was Angel Dust. I think they're all, I think that's part of the script. No, that's not just yours. That was, yeah, that was, uh, no I'm saying. Yeah. Every cop said something like that.
Starting point is 00:01:45 It was PCP and this was Jack in the box. The guy lifted a dumpster over his head and threw it out of the squad car like the Hulk. Yeah. I went to. That one was in syndication. Oh, yeah. It makes me want to try PCP. No, that's it.
Starting point is 00:01:58 I remember when the second happened, I looked at my best friend, Chris, with wide eyes, He was like, yo, dude, we've got to get PCP. Super heroes. Because he was like the biggest kid in my grade, and we're all like, dude, I bet Chris if he hit PCP, he'd be able to do it. Dude, that is the best trailer for drugs ever as a cop telling you. They were scared shitless of a guy who smoked a power drug and they threw a dumpster at them. I'm like, oh, fuck you. So that's how we even the score with you fuckers with guns, huh?
Starting point is 00:02:28 Yeah. Fucking beam up off some angel dust and throw a. fucking don't stretch your house. You know what's really scary? Superpowers. Having superpowers. You definitely wouldn't want to have. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Hey, 12-year-old, you know what's freaky-dinky? Getting real-world superpowers? Being Colossus from X-Men? That's fucked up. We knew this one kid, 12-year-old did heroin for the first time. A goddamn genie came out and granted him three wishes. Knock the drug crap off, guys. It's not fun.
Starting point is 00:03:08 I was going to say as a child, being told you'll see things that aren't there, like, you know, like bugs bunny and shit. I was like, that sounds kind of cool. It sounds so funny. I reminded someone in my class, went, like TV. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.
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Starting point is 00:06:33 and they're just kind of like fun, chill. episodes for the most part. This week we did Jane Goodall. All the time. Uh-huh. Very famous, successful, brilliant scientist who is a Bigfoot agnostic, and we got Amelia Bedelia Earhart. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:52 On Monday. They're the episodes on Monday with icon in the title and a slightly different logo. But today, here, where we are, it's Friday, June 12th, 2026. Yeah, big day for all of us. in interracial marriages or the products of interracial love. It's National Loving Day. Shout out to a loving V, Virginia. 1967 court case that struck down the ban from my parents making a mistake.
Starting point is 00:07:20 But it's all good because I'm here and that shit is tight. That's what the Supreme Court was trying to do. There's going to be this guy, Miles, man. He's going to have a rough one on March 7, 2001. The Supreme Court was like the T-1,000. Miles Gray is the new. John Connor. Your foster parents are dead.
Starting point is 00:07:41 What? I mean, interracial marriage has been in still banned. It's also a national button battery awareness day for those little watch batteries. An international falafel day. National jerky day. An awareness day suggests to me that we are concerned about their well-being and they might be like going extinct. It's probably about kids swallowing it.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Kids swallowing them. Um, yeah, that's what it is. Yep, yep, yep. It's a, wow, yeah, yeah. Kids love just fucking tiny babies. Yeah. Yeah. I can say that.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Different show. Uh, yes. A national Great Dane Day, uh, because like Scooby-Doo, you know, that trailer came out. And people didn't realize that a great Dane puppy can look just like a dog. Yeah. That looks just like a dog. Yeah. This type of dog breed looked just like a dog.
Starting point is 00:08:33 That don't look like Scooby Boo. Screwoo. That dog doesn't have eyebrows at all. I know. Way less emotive. The ears are intact. It feels like the biggest, the biggest width in terms of going from cartoon to animal.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Though, like you're just, you're not going to be able to get what, what I crave from Scooby. And I just made it horny by saying it was crave, but like that's, you know, what I'm going going there for.
Starting point is 00:09:02 You're craving Matthew Lither. What your frothing. What you're frothing. You're fron. All right. My name is Jack O'Brien, A.K. 20,
Starting point is 00:09:11 24 hours to go. I want to be inflated. Sack is normal. Just make them grow. I want to be inflated. Just get me to the clinic. Put me on saline. Hurry, hurry, hurry,
Starting point is 00:09:26 make me ball sack king. I can't control my bladder. Don't care about the pain. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That one courtesy of Johnny Davis short show short show title
Starting point is 00:09:40 Spice himself SST Spice I like the Make Me Ballsack King is probably the thesis statement of those folks I'm thrilled to be joined
Starting point is 00:09:51 for people who haven't been listening for the past week there is a trend in body modification where people pump their ball sack full of saline so that it's a big juicy mess down there
Starting point is 00:10:01 anyways that's what you've missed it's the only thing we've talked about It's even more severe, sappy, juicy mess. It is. I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. It's Miles Gray, aka Adema Menzel, aka, let him grow, let him grow. I need a thousand Cs or more.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Let them grow, let him grow, swall sack, drag in the floor. I don't care what the doctors say. I'll piss it all out. The saline comes out anyway. Okay, shout out to Dilem Machine on the Discord. Damn. Adema Mansell. Adema Manzel and the song.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Well done. Yeah, yeah. Shout out of Dima. Miles were thrilled to be joined in our third seat by the creator of red dot comics. You can go to Patreon right now to support and gain access to our tastefully inappropriate work. Please welcome back to the show. It's Kim Windham! You can also see my filled up sacks on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Oh, yes. My chest sacks. My boobs. I have fake boobs. They're nice. Congratulations. I draw for money. In any kind of situation, too.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Yeah. Yeah. I have a ticket. Yeah. Free donut. I mean, it's an investment. I understand why. themselves. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
Starting point is 00:11:35 How are you doing, Kim? It's great. It's great to have you here. Been too long. It has. And I'm doing great, like, enjoying the nice weather. I don't know about L.A., but up in Tahoe, it's been, like, actually warm and enjoyable. That hasn't been crazy yet. Yeah. Are you guys going to get fucked by the heat wave like other parts of the country are? Not this round, but our fire season is going to be really bad. Taho had one snow. storm the entire winter. Ski season can go to June. Yeah, it's been dead.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Yeah, well, the El Nino. We'll see what version we get, where it's a ton of rain or none and just a bunch of fire. But every day this week, I've just been reading about meteorologists being like, fucking El Nino, it's, here we go, prepare for extreme weather.
Starting point is 00:12:25 I've been looking at my old neighborhood in Laguna Beach. A beach I went to all the time, a kid got swept up and is gone. They still haven't found them. It's awful. Like, it's a very calm beach, but I was looking at videos of the wedge in Newport and all the surfers.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Holy shit. If you haven't seen them, really, really big waves. A lot of balls. A lot of saline balls to write those waves. Yeah, yeah. Those are your balance. I don't know if you can actually lay on your surfboard to catch a wave if your scrotum is that inflated.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Like trying to get up so quickly. Yeah. you're like, well, yeah, you're going to pop up on the board. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't pop up, accidentally kick yourself really hard. It's like, oh, fuck, I just need the back of it. This year, they're calling it El Nien, yo. I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I need joy. Before we start, we were asking, did you, so you grew up not in, you grew up in a small, in Nevada. Yes. Nevada. We're on a bit of a kick these past couple episodes talking about local drug culture. I think we spent about 15 minutes before we started recording talking about the dare programs
Starting point is 00:13:44 and our favorite topic, the PCP advertisement that they did for all kids of a certain age. Do you have any weird? Was there weird drug panic, weird things in your Nevada? Oh, anything would send you straight to hell or jail. like neither was worse both are bad I see I see yeah so if you touch
Starting point is 00:14:03 anything it's pretty bad Tylenol oh yeah I'm off that time yeah better not be ibuprofen you know
Starting point is 00:14:12 vaccines those drugs will get you oh were they were they anti-vax even before all that like just you were hearing that too the the ground
Starting point is 00:14:21 level being built yeah but I still grew up in late 90s early 2000s so it was still like baby days. Sure, sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:14:31 There were a couple of people with some ideas, though. Yeah. I hang out in the farm all day and I never get sick. Okay, you hang out with cows. Good for you. Uh-huh. I haven't seen a human in three years and I'm fine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Okay. That's, you may have diagnosed it right there. Pretty much. All right, Kim, we're thrilled to have you here. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about. We're going to talk about the fact that somebody, noticed that Donald Trump recently saw for his like routine medical checkup that
Starting point is 00:15:04 allegedly is just him like dunking on the doctors, them just being like, how is he so healthy? He saw 22 medical specialists. That's good. Seems like a lot. Yeah, yeah. So maybe it's just because he's trying to put up so many such high numbers.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Exactly. Just the way the Knicks sped up that game, they're like, dude, we get more possessions. We're going to be scoring more points. That's right. He's like, I need more doctors. I need more people tell me healthy.
Starting point is 00:15:31 I need more people. Wow, with my impeccable health. So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about J.D. Vance using the power of the vice presidency to force his way onto the view, which is exactly what he would do. We'll talk about NASA putting together a team to go to space for their next mission. And it's all, it's all boys. It's a boys club. And we will, of course, talk about Shrek's dick, because it is at the center of an Ohio.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Biopolitical. Back on an episode. Yeah. Telling my husband, like, every time I go on, there's something like so terrible. Can't we do like drugs and Shrek's dick? Like, dream from true. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Yeah. Welcome. All right. Before we get to any of that, though, can we do like to ask our guest? What is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Okay. So I have not said this up until now because I just think it's perfect. But synthetic urine.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Wow. Yeah. I went on a treasure hunt this week to find. For some clean pills? To what end? Well, gentlemen. So I got a bit of a custody dispute on them right now. And it's not my weekend with the kids, so I don't have access to clean piss.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Keeping it vague enough. I have a friend who has a step kid who is now a teenager and saw his backpack and saw a little thing that said quick fix on it. And I'm not giving them a plug. I have no idea if it works or not. That's just what she found. And it's synthetic pee. Well, wait, why are you wearing a quick fix hat too right now? I know.
Starting point is 00:17:18 My new tat right next to the weed farm. Yeah. Yeah, they found it in his backpack. and he said he bought it for a friend that needed to get drug tested by his parents and they're like 13. I didn't know and that kid isn't getting tested
Starting point is 00:17:37 so it's, was that feasible? Yeah, okay, okay, okay. So he was just the plug. He was being a good friend. Right. Yes. Because you can't be coming home with the fake piss kit when you are the type of person
Starting point is 00:17:49 who's getting drug tested by your parents. Right, right, right. This is a teenager's brain. Right. Just ask a kid. kid that's not doing pot. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:57 You don't have to buy it. I don't. That's what I told my friend and she's like the step parent so it's not her place. Sure, sure, sure. But yeah, kids are dumb. And if it was kids. You don't know. Yeah, every 13 year old you know is off that shit right now.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Yeah. There's going to be a nerd who you can buy their pee from. Exactly. I just did it not go through any of their heads? Are they all? Like, I don't, not my monkey, not my problem. So. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:29 But I never knew that was a thing. Like, of course. When you Google synthetic urine quick fix, you get the mix. Quick fix synthetic urine two ounce. You can also get an important side. Or you can get quick fix briefs, which are presumably underwear that you put on that have a bladder in them that you can. Yeah. They sell a whole set.
Starting point is 00:18:52 You can put it in your pants like they come with rubber band. and a heater. Yeah, right, right, right. It's insane. You can buy it pre-mixed or the powder that you can mix yourself. And, like, it tells you it has to be a certain heat and all that. Right. You always heard that you put it up against your inner thigh, and that's the thing that, like, brings it to the right temperature.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Yeah. So me and my friends. And I know you've heard that, Jack, because there's no world in which you've ever faked a piss test for anything. No, I wouldn't be competent enough. I think I've definitely been in positions. where I would have liked to, but I wouldn't have been competent enough to pull it off. I just had to stop doing drugs.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Yeah, I don't think I ever have. They did a good job because anytime I heard about like drug test at a job, I'm like, then I end up lying there. Right, right. That is my thought too. Well, I was a goody two shoes. Like I fully bought into the DARE program. Good, good, good.
Starting point is 00:19:47 It was going to be bad. They got you. They got me. And that I believe that PCP would make me strong enough to lift the police squad car. over my head and throw it. Took PCP and tried out for the Los Angeles Rams. Could you imagine if Captain America started out that way? Like drug recruitment officers come in and like, you want to do some drugs?
Starting point is 00:20:13 You want to save the world? And that's Captain America. But I'm just a little noodle armed wimp. Oh, no, buddy. We got something for you. PCP, man. Check this shit out. You're already a 10.
Starting point is 00:20:24 for Ohio. Yeah. Go the trash can lid. It's a shield. It's not a metaphor for like steroid use. It's just it is about. It's just do it and serve your country. It would be good if you had some way to make yourself
Starting point is 00:20:40 artificially better at this shit. Hell yeah, dude. What is something you think is underrated, Kim? Okay. Well, handlebar mustachees. I believe previous guests. on this show, Henry Zabrowski, literally came after my husband yesterday and said
Starting point is 00:21:00 handlebar mustaches are bad. I didn't agree. Came after your husband specifically? Yes. Wow. Love Henry. He actually texted me Tuesday. He's like, I didn't mean to bash your husband.
Starting point is 00:21:14 I'm like, okay. Wow. I understand what he's going from. I was talking about him, but I didn't mean to bash him. Yeah. And his mustache. It is a nice mustache. Wait, what was Henry's sake?
Starting point is 00:21:24 on the handlebar. It's gross, disgusting, who wants it? It's not 1980. You out of your mind? All of the four. Okay. Do you say 1988 or 1888? And I'm sorry. And Ken, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:21:37 No, I kind of agree. Right. 1988 would be interesting. Handelbar mustache. I've heard it both ways. It's the one that comes down or it's the one that curls up. That's what they were arguing on their pod. Now, in Henry's point of view,
Starting point is 00:21:53 it's not when it goes down that's a mustache it's when a mustache goes up and twirls and I do agree with that because I always thought the one that goes down had a different name
Starting point is 00:22:05 I don't remember like the Hulk Hogan mustache yeah something like that it had I always thought a handlebar was the twirlies which my husband has right right right
Starting point is 00:22:15 well you can grab onto those fuckers exactly you know how much how much more fun it is to ride a man's face when your muff has like a little twirly mustache now. Like it's great. And you rip it out?
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah. You hold on. What do you mean it's affecting your ability to perform cunolingus? I'm controlling your mouth with air. It's like a ratatooie. Yeah. It's like you're riding a jet ski kind of. Matatooie.
Starting point is 00:22:41 This is this is all the types of handlebar musta. So the one that curls is an imperial. Okay. So he has, you know what? I would say right now, he has more of a hundred, Hungarian. It's a little bit longer. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. How is the walriss a handlebar? All right. Anyways. Yeah. The walrus. They just like have a big like Andy Reed mustache and they're calling it at handel bar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, sometimes you got maybe it's too heavy. You can't get the curl to happen. So you just, you know. He has a lot of hair. Yeah. Wow. Well, I can never grow a handlebar mustache. So I can only speak purely as a hater from the sideline. I like your mustache. Jackie. Oh, you'll call this a muster.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Thank you. Yeah. Oh my gosh. You wouldn't. Whoa. It's hair that grows above my lip. No. It looks.
Starting point is 00:23:31 I've seen bad. If you see it up close, this is a crazy thing. If I grew this shit out like that one time we did Movember Jack, I do every day her match. She's like, what are you doing? What is this for? And I'm like, for Movember, she's like, that's not spreading any kind of awareness. That's not a thing. A Movember is it?
Starting point is 00:23:50 She's like, no, no, no, you're a mustache. That's not a thing. It's between like no shave November or no nut November. Right. Like between the two. The two genres. Between the two men are losing their minds out of here. Anyways, what is something you think is overrated?
Starting point is 00:24:09 I don't want to put this out in a bad way, but voting primaries? Nevada just had one on Tuesday. Go vote. I voted. Vote. But a third of Nevadans can't vote because they're registered independent. So it was either Democrat or Republican, and of course, the Republican showing was a lot bigger. Sure, sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:24:35 When I registered to vote when I was 18 and living in Nevada, I also put independent because a lot of people don't give a fuck about party affiliation until the past five, 10 years. So it doesn't feel like Nevada got anywhere doing the primary, just more anxiety. I think the parties know who they want. This is a bad take. I was so disheartened. I don't feel like we got anywhere. I still did my civic duty, and I hope to God it pays off. So you're not allowed to vote in the primaries,
Starting point is 00:25:05 but then you're able to vote in the generals. Yes. But you don't get to decide who's our guy. Yeah, yeah, got it. Yeah. But the guy that I voted for, Ford, is up for lieutenant governor. And then I can't remember the main governor.
Starting point is 00:25:21 I knew it like two hours ago. But, you know, drugs. They get to. Yeah. I love the civic engagement. And then the other guy. I don't know. Oh, that's fucking fucking no.
Starting point is 00:25:32 No, but no inherent. Like, if it makes anyone feel better out in at least the U.S. political landscape, Nevada's way more purple than people give it credit for. Sure. And I would argue quietly leaning more blue because a lot of people are pissed off. Right. Yeah. I mean, that's the one, that's the one universal emotion that, that's become nonpartisan.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Everyone's like, this is something's completely fucked up. Yeah. Oh. Every, every presidential administration, I feel like it's like starts one place and then just like is on a steady slide from there on because I, both sides, this system is bad. The one side is way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, worse. But, yeah, it, uh, it feels like until something changes. That's going to be, everybody's going to be like mad and then just like mad at who is in office. And in this case, good idea.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Correct. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. All right. Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. Experience.
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Starting point is 00:31:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything smells like weed. Everything smells like people coping around me. I don't like it. Like on the one hand, NYPD, I get it. But we've got to clean this up. Everybody's like weed. I don't need naked zombies walking around my city. That's what Spencer Pratt just said or said a couple of days ago. Can't we go to the shopping area that has the good smelling weed? That's where it's gotten to. Like, I want to go to side down where the wheat smells good. I want to know they're actually smoking that fire, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:30 What the weed smell to be coming out of something that looks like an apple store or else I'm not. Makes a little churn when I took a hit. Yes. All right. Well, regardless of his feelings on marijuana, that's one medication that's not available to him because it doesn't come in a pill form that he can crush and drop up into rails. You could price, you could probably slip them some edibles. You're like, hey, it's candy. It's candy.
Starting point is 00:31:57 These are M&Ms. It terrifies me that everything he's done has been sober, except like, AdRal. Sober is a very specific. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's been flying on speed for the second half of his life, it would seem to me. He's like three doses away from being a VCR technician. If you get that math reference. He's going to be recreating a bicycle with hangers for spokes.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Pretty soon, I'm sure. All right. We've been keeping an eye on with hope and nothing but good intentions in our heart. We've been keeping an eye on his medical status. And he recently had yet another one of his totally routine medical checkups. Dr. Oz said that it's because he likes to pass tests. He loves the results. He loves getting good.
Starting point is 00:32:57 results. And so he just goes in every day and gets fucking flying color passes with flying colors. Every day, huh? Yeah. More or less. Yeah. Basically, that is what he said. And so Trump and his doctors were like, please, we're very healthy. No further questions, Your Honor. A few doctors looked at the records and they kind of noticed some of them that jumped out to them as doctors. Just cutting down. Let me see. Okay, how many doctors you talk to? Okay. So George, H.W. Bush saw five doctors, okay, and George W. He was old as fuck. Yeah. And that was in 90s. I remember there was one of my favorite stand-up jokes in the 90s was, I think it was George Lofos was talking about how they asked him
Starting point is 00:33:41 what kind of health care he wants. And then he sees George Bush like throw up in Japan. Yeah. And like faint. And a doctor had a thermometer up his ass before he hit the ground. He was like, I want that guy's, I want that guy's health care. Let's see. I think my dad told me he, like, came home and was like, Jack. Great joke that I just got this new bit. Let me tell you. All right.
Starting point is 00:34:07 So I do the voice or no? Oh, yeah. He goes hard. Have you seen this guy Chris Rock? Dude, and you talk about going to Ross and how you hide stuff that you want to buy later. And you go and then you check, Estabang gone. Remember that when he said that as Spanish? All right, never mind.
Starting point is 00:34:30 So, yeah, they looked at the number of specialists he saw. Biden at his, okay, I'll just say this. He saw 22 medical specialists as part of the very routine checkup, right? The very routine. Very, very routine. The one where they said he's an excellent health. But then even doctors. That's three NASCAR pit crews, I feel like, right?
Starting point is 00:34:49 Like that's probably. Yeah, I don't know what the numbers are for that. But yeah, it's a lot. And the Washington Post said medical experts told the Washington Post, which scrutinized the exam results that the number was unusual. It is an extraordinary number, Jonathan Reiner, a long-time cardiologist for former vice president Dick Cheney told the paper. So, yeah, it's normal, okay, that this guy has to see 22 doctors. It's because 22 doctors had to see for themselves how healthy this guy was.
Starting point is 00:35:18 No, they wanted to see the saline in his balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How are they so cool and big? Could you imagine he gets with his dementia? He's just all into ball massing. So 22 medical specialists is like, it's a lot. Like the people who come for E.T.
Starting point is 00:35:37 In E.T. Like all the people in hazmatis. There's been a few. Maybe Trump's that much of a medical marvel, you know? Right. That he's an alien from another planet. They have to figure out. How's he doing this?
Starting point is 00:35:48 But there have been a few explanations. One, they're like, a few of those are just generalists that he also saw. But it's like the volume. still the number doesn't make sense, considering like before he'd only seen like maybe 14 at most. Joe Biden at one point saw 20. So this isn't out of the realm of like whatever. But at the same time, that was a previous record by everyone, by the president that he loved to be like, this guy's so old and past it. You've outdone him with the number of doctors you have to see.
Starting point is 00:36:15 And he happened to be right about that. Yeah. Right. Happened to be right about him being so old. This is from the White House. Again, when the White House spokespeople say, things. We all have to remember. They only tell the pure unadulterated truth. And they said, quote, the involvement of multiple specialists reflects a comprehensive, multidisciplinary
Starting point is 00:36:33 evaluation consistent with the best practices for executive level medical care. We're not hiding anything. But again, we still have no sane explanation for Trump's visible ailments like his necrotizing hands. No, he's shaking hands with all those doctors. That's right. Yeah. Thank you for looking at my balls. him complicated, complicated handshakes. Put her there, you bastard. Oh, wow. You're so healthy, man.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Because they're so amazed. Yeah, yeah. They're congratulatory handshakes and backslaps, and that's why his whole body seems to be falling apart. But, yeah, so no one's telling the truth about anything when it comes to him. And all we have, there are other cardiologists that look at it, and they're like, man, there's a lot of detail left out of these, like, actual exams. Like, I want to know how much plaques built.
Starting point is 00:37:23 up in his arteries, but that's not even there. Like, that's something as a cardiologist, you want to know. But sure, just leave that information out and just have his doctor come through and be like, all good, nothing to see here. Stop looking at his hands. Stop looking at his ankles. Stop looking at his ball bag. Look, you can actually squeeze my arm down like a toothpaste tube.
Starting point is 00:37:45 And plaque comes out of the tips of my fingers. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Like, comparatively, my grandfather turned 80 like three weeks ago. And he had a heart attack last November. Yeah. He, what, maybe four doctors when he was in the literal ICU. Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:38:10 And his team, but, you know, he's still kicking. He's fine. And 80, but 22. Yeah, but also your grandfather's not the president of the United States. That is, well, I think my grandfather. father works more than the president of the United States, and he's fucking retired. But does he stay up all night tweeting? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Fall asleep in meetings all day because that can be pretty exhausting. I mean, even for his generation, you'd think like, because I, like, we talk all the time about how, like, even us explaining our work to, like, older relatives, like, that's a job. I mean, it doesn't make sense to me, really. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We spend most of this meeting talking about, most of this reporting talking about, you really think about ball maxing and dare programs.
Starting point is 00:38:56 But then even then, like, if you told other movies like, what's this guy do? He's just reposting slop all night? Yeah. That's not a fucking job. Yeah. Oh, well. Well, we'll see.
Starting point is 00:39:06 We'll see. Maybe the reports are true and maybe they're completely opaque for a reason because he's not in good health. It might be the latter. No. Don't say that, Miles. Don't jinx it. He's going to make it, guys.
Starting point is 00:39:22 He's going to make it, unfortunately. Evil people always, yeah. Somehow, some fucking how. I do wonder, like, do you think he'll be running in 28 and just like we'll have a Biden redux where they're just like, they're just like, they clear the field at a certain point? I mean, at the trajectory he's on, what's he even going to look like next year? Right. In 27. You know, like, that's a nice thought.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Yeah. That's a nice thought. What's even going to look like? I think as long as he can string together a racist enough sentence, they'll keep him going. They'll try to ruin. If he can do the hits, Obama, Biden, Clinton ruined everything and the immigrants, transgender for everyone. Like that's actually what a rally is going to sound like next year. Just truly buzzwords strung together.
Starting point is 00:40:13 I know what it sounds like already, yeah. It sucks so much because I wouldn't say I'm super patriotic, but my dad's military come from a military family. I used to love Fourth of July. Yeah, sure. To me, it wasn't so much America, but big summer party. Yeah, blowing shit up in your cul-de-sac or fucking an alleyway. Yeah, yeah. My last house, our backyard was right next to the street where they did the local Fourth of July parade.
Starting point is 00:40:41 It was great. But now, like, the wrestling match might get canceled because of rain. I'm praying for that. Wrestling? It's combat sports, Kim. God, you men. It's legit. You know what?
Starting point is 00:40:55 You can go to space with them, too, Miles. That's my dream, actually. That's my dream is rule. My dream is to be in an enclosed space and outer space with men with CTE. Okay? That's my dream come true. Everything can go right up there. On only fans, do big numbers.
Starting point is 00:41:16 I bet ball maxing does big numbers on only fans. It has to. I wonder how much of this stuff is like Jack, you haven't even seen what they're doing. You can't even bring yourself to witness to what's happening. I'm looking at that and like, that shit ain't hot.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Okay. But look, I'm not trying to yuck someone's maxisack. Okay. But for me, it's a no for me, Doug. All right. Speaking of a note for me, dog. J.D. Vance.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Yeah. Who would be the other. You can't come on the show, dude. You can't come on the show. stop asking. So, yeah, we've had to turn him down a couple times. And so he has resorted to forcing his way onto the view by threatening, having the FCC threaten an investigation into ABC because they had Telerico on, right?
Starting point is 00:42:09 Yeah. Oh, they try to pull the Colbert thing and say equal. Yeah, yeah. But it's just so funny that he's like using the powers of the vice. presidency to force his way onto the view to talk about his new shitty book. Communion, finding my way back to faith. I saw his book in a free box at a garage sale over the weekend. That shit came out like a couple days ago and right into the book, right into the box.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Well, it was the hillbilly elegy. Oh, yeah, the first one. Yeah. No, if the other one was in there, I probably, would have gotten it, you know, posterity. For sure, for sure. I mean, I think it's interesting that he's now just, he's been reduced to going on the view to do stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Because previously, like, he's like, he's going to be in charge of this. I think after reading that New York Times piece, it's clear that him, like, knowing the Epstein files was a bad thing. They were like, get this fucking guy out of here. Yeah. That is kind of when he fell off within the administration. Yeah. when he started being like, guys, we're in trouble here.
Starting point is 00:43:22 People don't seem to be buying our bullshit when it comes to the Epstein files. He was a voice of alarm, but nobody likes you. Nobody gives you credit for being right. Yeah. Being like, people are going to be mad about this. The other part, I think that was also, they're like, dude, what the fuck you're talking about? He's like, we need to get Galane Maxwell out there on Tucker Carlson and use her to set the story straight. And everyone's like, dude, get to that.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Right, man. Whoa. Hey, man, we just got a shipment of new IKEA sofas, man. You want to go check those out in the East Wing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure they're shipworthy. Talk shows have typically been exempt from the equal time rule thanks to a president sent by Republicans. Because in 2006, the Bush administration's FCC ruled that Arnold Schwarzenegger could appear on Jay Leno's Tonight Show, which I under like, and also Dawn Howard Stern, which.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Oh, that wasn't. That didn't need to be exempt from E. count as like, because he's a Republican, that didn't mean that they then had to have like Joe Biden on, on Jay Leno or whatever. Right, right, right. Or who was it that election? That was such a fucking wacky election.
Starting point is 00:44:33 The 2006 governor's one were like everyone in their mom was running. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. There's like various celebrities, right? Yeah, yeah. Because Phil Angelides was, I remember, the Democrat. Angelides. And everyone's like, oh, man.
Starting point is 00:44:48 by Arnold, huh? That was just so stupid at the time. Like, what are you talking about? I get stuff done in movies that I've seen. Yeah. In hindsight, now with what we got, I'm like, not as bad. I hate that the bar is so low. Yeah, the bar has been buried six feet in the ground.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, a lot of stuff is looking pretty, pretty good. Now, why do you guys think he's going on the view? Because the view is not at its peak that it used to be. Do you think he's just trying to get to more women? Or do you think he's a pussy and he wouldn't be able to stand being on like the daily show? I don't know. No, I think.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Because why the view? The view is definitely women. They don't have couches on that show. They sit in chairs. Yeah. Wait to see the set that day. Oh, my God. Plastic.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Hey, can we switch this up? Yeah. Plastic on the couches? Oh, good. He's like, what, you don't trust me? I told you. I'm clean. He's also like really charming and like...
Starting point is 00:45:51 He's on, well, he's lost weight. I can't say he's Ozempic, but he's pretty skinny, pretty fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He might be feeling himself. He might get Ozmpic years, was anything I was really good. I'm sure it's something having to do with like what his numbers, what his like strategists are telling him and like how he needs to like improve in the, in his numbers with women would be my guess. And also maybe what his publishers are telling him. Him being terrible about his wife in public isn't doing a good job with that?
Starting point is 00:46:21 You know, it's funny, I was thinking about that today. It's funny how quickly him and Erica Kirk stopped talking once the- Knocks that crap off. Yeah, once on line started noticing. That, if anything, that just kind of solidifies, like, oh, there was flirting at least. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. My wife and the audience. That hug went on a little long.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Yeah. I will say. I mean, I wonder, too, like, it could also just be like a fuck you to ABC, like that they're like, yeah, guess what? Now you're going to have to have J.D. Vance on your show because most of the time, half of this stuff is just for the cruelty or like just causing pain. Yeah, yeah, the cruelty is the point. Because they're like, what do you want to hurt your ratings by sending the vice president? We're going to put this zero on your podcast. Right.
Starting point is 00:47:06 It's like we can go harder with the FCC investigation is out you want or you can debase yourselves and have J.D. Vance on. How about that? Yeah, I don't recognize anyone on the show because Whoopi left. I thought she left a little while ago. In a minute. Same here. I'm just picturing the original cast of the view. Oh, she is still on? The view, oh, with Barbara Walters and shit.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Yeah, yeah. Is she still on? Barbara Wawa? Baba Wawa, no. Because she died four years ago. Oh. Whoops. You remember.
Starting point is 00:47:43 She could still be on the show right now. Her corpse. I know. Brought to you by Anthropic AI. We got Barbara Walters here. What's up? Oh, wow. Mababab.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Babba. You're like, oh, shit. This is not. It's malfunctioning. It's malfunctioning. All right. Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
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Starting point is 00:51:58 see you on video, friend. And we're back, and we got two scandals to talk about. One, NASA is sending an all-male crew to space to perform unprecedented docking operations with lunar landers. Hey, who's going to send a bunch of men
Starting point is 00:52:21 to perform an unprecedented docking Predominentated docking. My, God damn it, my feminist body was just like, let's bring this topic on. But I mean, do need. They're docking. You do need at least two men to be doing unprecedented docking operation. One of those guys better be not from the U.S. too.
Starting point is 00:52:42 How many syringes and saline are they bringing for the balls? Oh, that's all they're packing. No food. No food. But the four astronauts are all males, which. is surprising because 15 out of the 37 active astronauts are women in the world. And last year, when NASA announced their newest class of 10 astronaut candidates, the majority were women for the first time in history.
Starting point is 00:53:06 So generally, they're moving in a direction of being like, wow, women are as good, if not better astronauts than men, just like catching up to the reality of that fact. And then when it comes time to actually decide who to send. Yeah, it feels like a year after Oscar's so white Where they're like, okay, we nominated for that one right? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:53:31 Well, we heard you. Okay, give us a second. NASA's so man. I think for me, where I would have an issue with this truly, is there any of the women speaking up saying we were unfairly moved past? Right, right, right. Because I'm not so much into me like, yeah, they're fucking women over. But if there is no women that were in the consideration and the women from the previous trip said, yeah, this is the crew.
Starting point is 00:54:05 I'm okay with that. I'm out. We're good, actually. I wonder how much leeway there is for astronauts to be vocal like that, too. That's also a thing like you don't. If I actually can't, if I say that, I'm going to get shit can. Not to say, to your point, that that's exactly what has happened. I absolutely agree, though.
Starting point is 00:54:24 So, like, at what part is this really we're going back? Or is this truly nothing? I'm going to take the word of the NASA administrator, Jared Isaacman, who's basically, so there's nothing to see here, guys. You guys are reading into it. These are the best people. Trust us. You know.
Starting point is 00:54:42 We would know. You wouldn't. That would be funny if there were astronauts who were, like, you know, how, like, like the wide receiver who's like unhappy and talks shit about his own team and he's like,
Starting point is 00:54:55 they don't know how to use me. They don't know how to use me. They said, oh, so they said they picked them best on test pilot experience. Look at my resume. Look at my,
Starting point is 00:55:06 and him? Okay, okay, okay. Oh, the guy that brought coffee into Isaacman every day he gets to go, okay. Get me the damn ball. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:16 For me, I do think, I'm back on what the original intent was, is that they're going to just be docking up there. Yeah, yeah. And that's what it has to be all dudes. You can't dock. It has to be dudes to dock. That's just what it is.
Starting point is 00:55:31 There's some things women just can't do. Unprecedented docking operations? Literally the only thing, I think. Unprecedented docking would be docked like literally space docking in outer space. Now, I want a full woman team. Three penis is docking somehow. Or four. I mean, there's four of them.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Right. Well, now you're talking crazy. Well, somebody better be four skin maxing. I'm sorry. What were we talking about, space? Four skin maxing. Honestly, I can get up her unprecedented talking about it. I'm so immature that.
Starting point is 00:56:11 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool, cool. Get up there, man. All-woman team pegging. Right. When we get to pegging in space. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, knowing how NASA budgets are cut, they're probably like, dude, we got to get this only fans up.
Starting point is 00:56:26 You guys got to do some unprecedented docking stunts up there. And maybe we can, maybe that's how we're going to fund the Artemis 4 mission. Seeing people have sex officially first time in space. I think people fucked in space already. But if we got that on a live stream, boom. Yeah. All right, we're going to do a fantasy draft of which two asked. do we think fucked.
Starting point is 00:56:49 You go first. Aldrin Armstrong. We're getting it on, on the moon. You can't tell me they weren't. Hey, you know, they didn't call her Sally Ride for nothing. Oh, no. Who was the third guy for the space or the Apollo 13? No, Paul 11.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Michael something. Michael Kennedy? Kennedy. They kept him in the tough chair when they did the moon walk too. That's right. Oh, my God. Poor guy. We're just fucking down here, man.
Starting point is 00:57:22 You're missing out? That's amazing. Hey, look at the window. Look at the window. Look, look, look. We're docking. We're docking. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Could have been mean. One giant load for mankind. I'd say, and a lot of people don't know. That's what he was actually saying. Yeah. It got all ruffled in the transmission. Well, let's move off of all this. all these dick jokes and talk about
Starting point is 00:57:49 Shrek's Dick, which is at the center of an Ohio political scandal. It's not unprecedented for Dick picks to spark political scandals, as we know from Anthony Wiener. But they usually don't involve giant green ogre dicks, which is what's happening in Ohio, where a political blogger Choppot traphouse guest is facing jail time for texting state senator
Starting point is 00:58:14 Jerry Seren, Serino. a digitally altered picture of Shrek with his penis exposed. Which are any images of Shrek not digitally altered? No, there's the official DreamWorks put out a line. Yeah. The nature camera. No. To capture Shrek in a clearing?
Starting point is 00:58:37 That would be amazing. You guys know those looping YouTube videos that are like 10 hours. Yeah. Do that with Shrek, but naughty. Like, just Shrek walking through with. dick swing inside to side through the swamp. Every 30 seconds. Yeah. We think Shrek was wearing clothes before people showed up when he's walking around the,
Starting point is 00:58:57 come on, now who's naive? Yeah. But so the blogger DJ Burns was seemingly taunting Serino for dropping out of the race for Senate president, calling him young Mussolini in a text. Dude, the text is crazy. It's just this low angle shot of Shrek above you. Above you. Shrek looming over you.
Starting point is 00:59:23 They've done the, done us the disservice of coloring out his. Yeah, I can find this one. You guys want to see it? Let me just look through my files. I think I have this one already done. Yeah, I think I have this one.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Spotlight. I really did not think the angle was going to be that way. Yeah. It's like you're at Shrek's feet. I mean. Yeah. That's artistic. liberty the way they went about it because I was thinking him jerking off it's just going to be
Starting point is 00:59:49 straightforward POV midshot down below you're seeing what it's like exactly yeah and that's why that's why it's file the test the text good to see you finally made your final humiliation public young Mussolini the Patriots caucus sends its regards just the picture of Shrette and then he responded I don't know who this is but I'm certain you are a moron Well, okay. Good job. He's pretty stupid for responding to an unsolicited text with Shrek's dick. Yeah, basically, like, I don't, like, no, I don't care. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:29 I don't know who you are. You're not going to get away with this. Serino has previously defended arresting pro-Palestinian student protesters, reacted to Governor Mike DeWine's veto of a ban on gender-affirming care in 2025 by proclaiming that Jesus has determined the gender of each and every child. So that's... I think it's fun. It's good.
Starting point is 01:00:51 It's worth seeing what this guy looks like to know that this is the dude who's on the receiving end of a Shrek dick. Oh, no. He's this old guy you knew. He'd be like, what the, what in tarnation is this? By the individual in a gallery. Yes, I would agree. Jesus just looks like a pastor. Little children.
Starting point is 01:01:11 I don't think anybody in the room would disagree with that. Counterpoint, sir. That includes unborn children. And many members in the Senate and throughout the legislature will say the same thing that Jesus loves children. Okay, honestly, I can't hear him anyway. He definitely deserves the Shrek Dick Fix this guy. I definitely thought he was going to be a lot younger. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:34 I know that's a ways. Young compared to actual Mussolini. I mean, young Mussolini was. hot, though. Yeah, yeah. Like, so interesting. No, he was, he was good looking. He was like, oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Two days after the Shrek sting incident, Serino emailed the local police chief alleging harassment because he was forced to look at a disgusting and pornographic picture of Shrek. And Burns was arrested and held for 23 hours, thanks to a warrant granted by a judge whose campaign website includes an endorsement from Serino. Great. Nothing to see here. nothing to see you.
Starting point is 01:02:11 But when I get unsolicited dick picks that's tough shit move on lady. Fuck that. I know. Like that kind of pisses me off. Like sure, they're bullshit. But women deal with that every day. Fucking every week.
Starting point is 01:02:25 I get one. One. Trek specifically? Well, I like those. Yeah. Yeah. You actually ask for those. Crypted genitals don't count.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Those are whimsical. I mean, yeah, this is he's charged with telecommunications harassment. is what the charge was. But I guess that's all his judge friend could cook up for him, which could get you six months in prison. Six months in prison, yeah. That's what they're going for. It also seems like a bit of a Streisand effect thing going on
Starting point is 01:02:54 because now this blogger that people hadn't really heard of has made headlines for being the victim of an abuse of power. Yeah, and also for something like, oh, what the fuck did he do? It's like, he sent a weird Shrek dick pick. And then I feel like most of you were like, oh, what the fuck? All right, man. If anything, I think it's just wasted on him because he's an old man. He doesn't get it.
Starting point is 01:03:14 He doesn't understand. Yeah. He doesn't know how we feel about Shrek. Yeah. He's like, he'd react to like the guy in Billy Madison who had the flaming bag of shit where he'd go, it's one of those flaming bags again. You know, rather than like, they're franking me. He's like, what kind of demonic image did this man? What is this?
Starting point is 01:03:34 It's fucking Shrek, you idiot. But he's probably like, who is this? Beaselbub. Is this the Smurfs? Green Smurfs? As for the charges, the Shrek porn text probably doesn't fit the definition of harassment
Starting point is 01:03:49 since it was a single image from one easily blockable number and there was no apparent request to stop. Yeah, could you imagine he cropped it off? They're like, hey, sir, there's some texts after that he cropped off. It looks like, I can only see it have. It sounds like saying, hey, do you have any more
Starting point is 01:04:06 of those I can check out? Move the hand. more M-0-A-R Wow You kind of Where's the donkey? Kim, Such a pleasure
Starting point is 01:04:21 of having you As always On the Daily Zeit Geist, where can people find you, follow you here,
Starting point is 01:04:25 you see you all that good stuff. You can find me, the red dot comic, Instagram, Reddit, Facebook, Twitter,
Starting point is 01:04:31 Blue Sky, but the good ones Patreon. Animations, web comics, they're not all dirty. Like I like making people cry too.
Starting point is 01:04:41 So, you know, have a wank, have a cry. Cartharsis. Have a wank, have a cry. Yeah. Welcome to my Patreon. Have a wank, have a cry. Talk to my butt plug for a bit. There you go.
Starting point is 01:04:53 I'm not British. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Yeah. Space skits. It's an animated short form series on Instagram and TikTok. Same with a cool, guys online, but those are real guys. Just fun, silly stuff doesn't really get into politics. So if you need to turn your mind off and you're not horny and you don't need to cry, great. So, go there.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Yeah. Amazing. Miles, where can people find you as their work in media you've been enjoying? You can find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. You can find me talking about 90 day fiancé on 420 day fiance, except we're not doing that crap. I'll tell you that much. Keep it straight on that show. And then talking about soccer and football, the same sport, actually, on A-N-It Footy with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin. A work of me. I just finished the first season of Paradise. And I'm going deeper now. I'm going deeper.
Starting point is 01:05:55 It's good. You love it? It's fun. It's fun. Where can you watch that? Hulu. Hulu. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:06:02 Hulu. I like to work of media. I like to tweet from Vincent Bevins, who said, I can't wait for the word. world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos crypto scam, Raytheon Thunderdome. Brought to you by Crocs. Yeah. Shout out to Vincent Betzons. He's been on before, friend of the show.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Yeah. You can find us, you can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien, Blue Sky, Jack O.B., the number one Instagram, Jack underscore O underscore Brian. You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zekegeist. We're at The Daily Zykeyeskitegeist on Instagram. You can go to the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it. And there at the bottom, you will find the footnotes. Which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode.
Starting point is 01:06:46 We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yes. This is by the German producer, Death by Peanuts. A wild name. Concerting all the Anaflex. Anyway, and the singer Amira, or, Amina, sorry, and it's called Faith.
Starting point is 01:07:09 It's just cool. It's like a, it's dark kind of jazz hoppy kind of, like, if you like Portishead, this feels like downstream of Portishead. So I think you're going to like this. This is Faith by Death by Peanuts and Amina. And then they click on it. And it's just, well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your mind. Wait a second. Yeah, man, remember this Portisette?
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