The Daily Zeitgeist - Ace Trendvura 3/5: Britney Spears DUI, Polymarket Nuclear War, GOP, Laura Loomer, Kristi Noem, Free Chet Hanks

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

In this edition of Ace Trendvura, Jack and Miles discuss Britney Spears' DUI, Polymarket's nuclear action, the GOP panicking over the mid-terms, Laura Loomer losing it, Kristi Noem's no-good very bad week, Chet Hanks trapped in Colombia and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You just reversed the T and the V. Ah. And have a little trend. That one courtesy of Trite Gang. Trey Gang. I'm a fast riser in the Discord A.K. Discord. A lot of new entrance into the Discord environment.

Oh yeah. Fresh fish. Fresh fish. Is that weird? You're going to eat your fruit cocktail. Fresh meat. Remember that from half baked? Yeah, every time a new person

signs up in the Discord, you should just know that Miles and I are somewhere chanting. Fresh meat. Fresh fish. Whatever. is yeah anyone. Fresh fish is Shawshank.

Fresh meat I know is the more common thing. Fresh fish is disgusting. Yeah. It's just like there's something gross about that. I wonder if that's just because like back when there were like fish mongers or like a normal thing in American cities where you're like fresh fish. And you're like,

uh, fresh fish. As they're like perp walking everybody into the Shawshank prison, I rewatch this for the Stephen King episode of icons. And as they're like perp walking everyone. in like one of the prison prisoners comes up and like does like a fish like a fishing cast and then they're like pretending to like reel them in with like a real perverted look on their face. Oh you know, I think it's just it's purely because it's predatory.

It's like yeah, it's just like, yeah, dude, you are like, well, you are prey now. You are just fish in the pond. And all I got to just put a little bit of put a cigarette on the end of this hook and I got your Fly. Spider called a fly. What's that from? Pulp Fiction. Yeah. Spiter caught a fly.

Hey, spider caught a fly. Jesus. Great thing to somebody walks into your house and you just say one second and then make a fun call and go, hey, spider caught a fly. Click. I'm going to do a you turn. Hey, can I get you anything to drink or have a seat? Have a seat, please.

Anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien. That over there is Mr. Fresh. Me. Mr. Freshmead himself. Miles Gray! Yeah, yeah.

Don't press me. Don't press me in prison now. All right. Don't push me because I'm close to my dad. We have a really good relationship. What can I say? Hey, speak of really good relationships with their dad's, Brittany Spears got a,

uh, how is this print? Is it pronounced en dwee? Like on we? No. do the first version of how you thought on we was pronounced oh on do on do d ui d ui yes yes yes yes yes on u i n u i got the d ui yeah yeah yeah um anyways uh bad news it's very sad we stand a brittany we hope she's doing well i just wanted to bring it up uh first of all just to you know wish her well but also it's weird her spokesperson

in their statement about it. There's just like something tonally a little weird about the statement. From the report, they say, this is a representative for Spears who said, this was an unfortunate incident that is completely inexcusable. Brittany is going to take the right steps and comply with the law. And hopefully this can be the first step in a long overdue change that needs to occur in Britney's life. It's just very much, it reminds me of,

when your parent gets called by the teacher. Yeah, and has to explain what happened. And has to, like, they are in so much trouble, you know? This is so unfortunate. Yeah. Just looking at you and they say,

this is so unfortunate. Yes, exactly. It feels like the spokesperson was looking at them, looking at Brittany while on the phone with them. Britney is going to take, and nodding is going to take the right stuff. Because, I mean, like, her posts recently have been a little,

you know, she's dancing, doing some dancing. Great dancer. Great dancing. I think it's just, you know, with the conservatorship, this also could be one of those things, right, where the publicist is like, you got to say something. Because this could also read as if Britney Spears said this. If you change it and said, imagine she said it.

She goes, this is an inexcusable, unfortunate incident, completely inexcusable. I'm going to take the right steps and comply with the law. Hopefully this can be the first step in a long overdue change. that needs to occur in my life. You know, I'm going to be with loved ones, and this is just really an overdue, needed plan. Like, it also feels, and then maybe he's like,

I ain't saying that. Right. Well, then I'm going to just put it in third person then. Right. Yeah, yeah. But it's, yeah, I think just considering how, I think post-conservatorship, a lot of people have,

like I've seen a lot of speculation, and be like, yeah, I don't know if she's doing great. How are we doing? Yeah, it's tough. It's tough out there. It is. But anyways, I don't know. Is this a new trend where

where spokespersons are like being given incredible. Spokesparent. Yeah, spokesman. That's how I want my kids to think of me as a spokes parent. That's right. Polymarket, I think we mentioned this before, but the New York Times reported

on a wildly suspicious surge in bets of $1,000 or more that the U.S. would strike Iran by the next day that happened the day before the U.S. decided to strike Iran, which is, it was like on present, like somebody put a chart together of like bets of $1,000 or more that the U.S. would strike Iran in the next 24 hours or by the next day. And it was just like off the charts, like over 300 bets.

Up to that point there were like one, two, you know, there was one day that had 100 back in January, but for the most part, this one was like quadruple, even the highest day up to that point. So obviously what's happening here is people with access to intelligence are rushing in to place bets and make money because the U.S. does not pay anyone who's not a billionaire enough money.

But who knows, it could be people paid enough and they're just getting their beak, they're just double-dip. or something. I think it was also, I wonder if this is like the version of like when you got an employee discount and then like you'll, you'll pass it along to somebody else. I'm like, yeah, bro, like I can get you this bag for like 40% off. Right. So why you just sell it to me a little bit more? Yeah. The thing though, too, is that it's been so sloppy everything. Like, again, it was obvious, like when you're moving all of these military, military resources to the Gulf and then Trump himself is even like, oh yeah, it's coming. It's coming. It's coming. I guess the thing that was,

in the it won't happen category would be that nobody's been that dumb nobody's been dumb like there's been plenty of times where the U.S. was saber rattling but nobody's been that dumb

to this point in history. Recently there's one of these Mark Garagos was on like the TMZ podcast or whatever he was saying he overheard guys talking about the strike at a D.C. restaurant the afternoon before.

Jesus Christ Like just at the restaurant I'll play this clip Because it's unreal He's like wait what I actually was gonna leave But the conversation That I was overhearing

On the next table over It was so fascinating I couldn't leave Oh spill it Spill it I think things are happening By the time this drops In Iran

I'll leave it at that What? You're kidding me Somebody from the government Was next to you I'm just gonna leave it at that No No. He's at a restaurant in D.C. recording this.

He's at like Joe's steak and seafood. The day hours away from the Iran strike and is like, hey, they're out here over breakfast talking about this. These guys are over having sloppy steaks saying they're about to do a joint strike with Israel against Iran. So anyway, that's like that's really the level we're at right now. It's everyone's 12. High levels of obsec. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

The, Brian the editor is saying, actually, it was kind of obvious. The shortwave radio nerds were on this. They were like, yeah, we're about to attack Iran, everybody, just FYI. So really, top-notch shit happening. Anyways, soon after that, it was discovered that the app was allowing people to bet on the timing of a potential nuclear war in the market. Nuclear weapon detonation by. and the numbers are scared. 5% March 31st, 11% June 30th,

22% before 2027. And following an online backlash, the company quietly archived the market. Dude, fucking break this thing and throw it in the garbage. This is so fucking, it's beyond parody when it's like, where people will be like, come on new.

I'm rubbing my mitts here. I got a fucking daddy's need daddy needs a brand new pair of tire whatever the fuck the saying is. Brand new paratires. Yeah, because I'm riding a bike right now. I'm riding a bike. I'm responsible. Ring, dring.

Somebody who's like responsible for having their finger on the daddy needs a brand new handlebar bell. The Schwinn. Yeah. Okay. That's one way to think about it. Another way to think about it is, is this like having a tracking collar on our most

greedy people. These are the people who are making the terrible decisions and we can just be like, oh, they're about to do something horrific, prepare, get into your bunker. Make it transparent. Be like,

yeah, you got money on it? Who? Who does? Right. Yeah. Who are you? Who are you?

Okay. Who, who, who are you? Is that the Walton Goggins thing? There's like a new ad campaign. that uses that song in a way that's inferior. I know that's Walton Goggins is something like,

God off Walmart ad. Yeah. That's when you know, bro, when you're like, yeah, I guess my name's like Walmart and Gagons. Yeah. Yeah, what's the check? Changed my name to Walmart and Goggins. Let's see.

How's it going for the GOP after the bad showing in the primaries? There's like, apparently Mike Johnson is out here. reminding people, you have to be here to, like, do votes, you know? Because we got a very slim majority. And if, like, you guys are checked out or, like, not giving a fuck because you didn't, you were checked out and not giving a fuck to begin with entering Congress, that's going to be a problem. Because right now, right, there's 218 Democrats, 214 Republicans that are, like, currently in

the House. So, like, Johnson can only afford to lose a couple of votes to get. anything through. So there are people who have lost their primaries who already just fucking checked out. Representative Wesley Hunt, who was, you know, the distant third in the Texas Senate primary. He's already missed, quote, dozens of House votes as he campaigned for his seat. Dan Crenshaw. I don't even want to be around anymore. Yeah. These guys are just seriously. Like we talked about how Dan Crenshaw lost from a primary candidate to the right of him. and him

so he has now missed all five house votes that happened the next day he was just like fuck it dude I'm like what's even the fucking point Mario Diaz-Balart was saying we quote we potentially have an issue

because we can't afford to have anybody missing votes Mr. Crenshaw appears to be sitting on the house floor he's taken off his shoes and one of his socks oh God the ultimate, I don't give it from one sock on.

Just Richie Tenbaum style. So, yeah, it's, I mean, look, their morale, the morale's, you know, low all over the place. So it's, don't worry, it also affects the fascist creeps in the house. I know. You hate to see it. Let's take a quick break. And we'll be right back to talk about mega podcasts and also, most importantly, Chad Hanks.

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Listen to No Grip on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. We're back. And I'm noticing a trend. We'll talk about a little bit more on tomorrow's episode. But like the way MAGA is being covered is a little bit the way that like the Democrats and like liberals tend to be covered, which is like with barely restrained disgust by the mainstream media. And one of those is a mega podcast. Podcasts in disarray.

Distress. The MAGA party seems to be fracturing. I wish it was... It's... They're definitely... They're starting to be... Like, there's camps definitely forming. Now, I guess, you'd think on this trajectory,

there could be a fracturing. But every time you think there is, they pull them right back in. That's right. But yeah, there's... Like, I think there's two camps. that we're seeing form pretty specifically. There's the America First people that really hate that Trump is just going off to do the thing he said he wouldn't do and start new wars.

And then you have the Islamophobes that just don't care. And typically these are the same people. But there's some people who are more like, I'm actually more like America First than I am. I hate Muslim people. And then they're the Islamophos. They just don't care if there's a new war. As long as they're brown and not Christian or Jewish, then it's fine. So the first group of the America First people, it's like Tucker Carlson, Matt Walsh, we talked about them.

Then recently, Alex Jones had the Nazi Nick Fuentes on to talk about the war on Iran. And everyone's just like, wow, what the fuck's going on right now? So this is the group that hates brown people, but hates doing a war against foreign brown people, when we could be attacking brown people here at home. Exactly. That's exactly the right. It's like the resources should not be to attack brown people outside of the homeland. Right. Because trust me, that's that is what they're also thinking.

Plenty to attack here. So here's, here's Nick Fuentes. Sorry to do this to you. But here's just, just you can kind of get an idea of sort of what his take is on this war. He's just saying he's like he can't even believe that like Trump is the face of this war in Iran. Because like both these guys, they sincerely act like they believed everything Trump was saying,

which again, I think shows how intelligent they are. But here, here he is. Yes. And for Trump to be the one delivering it, that's the most surreal aspect of all of it. You could see a DeSantis doing this. You could see a Kamala Harris doing this, honestly. But to see Donald Trump on Friday, on Friday night at Mar-a-Lago with the hat on, with the black curtain announcing this war, building the case against the Iranian regime, you go, what happened?

What happened to this movement? You know, I mean, you and I, we've been with Trump really since the beginning since 2015. And when he came down the escalator, his first big move was basically to destroy this Republican support for war. And the war in Iraq in particular, repeat. Again, he's really, they really believe. Okay, sure. He's like, what happened, man? What happened to us?

He used to be cool, man. I liked him before he got all famous, you know? Who Trump? He was just coming down the escalator. Escalator, yeah. Talking shit about everyone. Oh, yeah. Why waste time with Foucault's boomerang

When you can just cut your head off Right here. Just do it, you know? Yeah, right. A lot of a waste of energy, a waste of time for the thing to all the way. Come back and cut your head off. Just cut your own damn head off right away. I think Alex Jones may have taken too many of his caveman nutraceuticals

because he was getting a little emotional. Thinking about like, what the hell happened to us? Sorry, Miles, real quick on this on this freeze frame, the listeners can't tell. But just look at the. difference in the size between his head and his hand, Alex Joe. Oh, yeah. He looks... His head is getting so big. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His head's like the size of a normal human... I'd imagine he's on HGH or like TRT or something, you know, like whatever these

fucking weirdos do to pretend like they're still virile. Um, but anyway, here he is. Reaching mascot proportions. It's, and also because of the proportions, he's starting to look like that Kristen wig bit where she had the little doll hands. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're about to hear Alex Jones in the middle of being like MAGA is like self-owning in a way that you cannot believe. And I'm watching it sync by its own doing. And so this is horrifying.

And so, but I can't sign on the covering of Pepsi. I can't sign on to World War III. And so that's why I tried to promote the optimism because I fucking need this, man. Like, I want to fix the country. I want to turn it around. So it's not that I was delusional. no. I was just lying. He's like, I need this, man.

I really just thought. That's why I tried to promote the optimism. Because he did, I remember there was like a little bit of a turn for him where he like came back and was like, I'm on board for everything Trump has to do and say. And now he's just like, I can't. I can't do it anymore. I wonder too. I'm sure this is probably part of the griff too.

You know you have these big audiences, so you start making a sound. And then the White House probably like, hey, hey, what do you need? What do you need? Yeah, yeah, exactly. What do you need, man? Because we can't have you publicly going against the president. You need more nutraceuticals?

You need more caveman dust to snort? Just fucking tell us, man. We can grind up a fucking T-Rex bone right now. You can fucking snort that. But then on the other side, right, is you have the warmongers who are fucking loving it. And they're also now, they're taking shots at the Matt Walsh's, the Tucker Carlson's, the Alex Joneses,

Megan Kelly's, et cetera, that aren't as into World War III as a probably a way to just show their loyalty to Trump to be like, no, I'm literally dude. And you are infallible to me. And also, I think, it also just reveals how craven they are. Laura Loomer is absolutely, she's just completely lost it. She's like, this is 100% what I voted for and also uses this moment to also come at people like Megan Kelly. I mean, I voted for this. I voted for the president to be dropping bombs on Muslim terrorists. I did.

I did. I'm not a war. I'm not a war monger. But I definitely voted for a president that was going to bomb the shit out of Muslims. Oh, I did. No longer. We're no longer worrying about distinguishing between terrorists and. No, no, exactly.

Just vote for somebody to bomb shit on Muslims. Uh, who, who, I mean, I mean, you honestly, you could have voted for Kamala. too. I know. Yeah. It's a storied tradition with both parties. So again, that's where she's at. She's like, I did vote for this.

And let me lean into it in the most despicable way. Then she's like, and fucking Megan Kelly just loses it on Megan Kelly because Megan Kelly's also like, you know, I maybe referenced it. But she's also been one of these people was like, what the fuck's going on? Like this is such a dumb idea. Everyone says this is bad. Why are we doing? All of these people said it.

Megan Kelly, she's talking about how, oh, this isn't what I voted for. Shut up, bitch. Shut up, you stupid bitch. You literally tried to sabotage the president during the Fox News debate. Shut up. Shut up. That's a really reasoned points that she made there.

Anyway, there's really compelling stuff on the more rumor podcast. It's like, fuck you. And then she goes on, she's like, bitch. Yeah. She said something where she's like, you can suck it. Megan Kelly, you like hook her. And you're like, so anyway, that's the level of discourse you can expect from these people. But yeah, they, the kids are fighting a little bit.

They're fighting. Yeah. Meanwhile, as for how it's going inside the White House, energy, this is from the Daily Mail, but it said energy secretary Chris Wright and other top officials, including a council led by Interior Secretary Doug Bergam, are getting screamed at to find some good news. Everything's bad. Can you find some good news? Right.

Yeah, you just started a war that nobody wants to do. And also completely miscalculated what your opponent, you know, your adversary is capable of, like shutting down the straight of Hormuz. Yeah. Turns out that's bad for gas prices. Yeah, completely. And also, too, with them continuing to like attack infrastructure and these other Gulf states, they're also like, this is also going to affect the stock market when you think about how much. much like AI spending is happening from these countries. Like Trump has always been like, I get them to sign a huge deal on AI, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

If that, that begins to affect those investments, that's got, that's going to be a problem for the very, very delicate AI sector too. Like there's so many, like Iran has been fucking thinking about this for fucking decades about like, okay, well, they got all this shit. This is how we can basically, like, they can die by a thousand. paper cuts. And here's like the U.S. who's like not, they're like, wait, okay. So if we're spending like tens of thousand dollars for a missile to take down like a drone

they make for a couple bucks. Dude, it's this, this is not the same kind of war that our military is basically like geared up for. So yeah, I'm sure they're looking for good news. Yeah, the good news is going to be that Trump like resigns and there's no more war that they completely backpedal. But again, maybe we just fire Christy Gnome, which just happened.

Oh, it did it happen? We got breaking news. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. And Miles, Oh, no. We got even better news. Replaced by Senator Marquine Mullen.

Yes, sir. Oh, no. Oh, Senator, wow. Dude, Senator, come at me, bro. Is now Mr. fucking, I, did a misspoke. That was a misspoke. Wow. Okay. Somebody who like could not defend the policies of the president,

like Christy Noem doing a bad job. We'll get, we'll dig more into her very bad week in tomorrow's full episode. But like, you know, her failing was not being able to think on her feet and like do a good job. Like she just kept getting fucking verbally owned over and over again like toll booth Willie on the Senate floor on the floor of Congress. And she, like, he's like not her. We're going to go with the most in eloquent person. That's, lowest on his feet in the history of feet, Mark Wayne Mullen. My God. Again, he's been, he's been putting both boots down his throat this last month.

Every time, every time he's back into a corner, he just challenges someone to a fight. That's like his only do. Yeah. Well, it's funny. Okay, so there was this clip, right, because that, from the beginning of the week, when everyone's like, dude, this is a fucking war. He's like, it's like, it's not a war. But they started the war. And it's like, she just called it a war.

Brother. That's the one where he's like, well, that you contradicted yourself with this is the famous. Well, that was a misspoke. Well, that was a misspoke. So he just, okay, here's the new fucking secretary of Homeland Security just earlier this week. And again, just the eloquence off the charts. You'll concede this is war. We have declared war.

They declared war on us, but we have a war. and Secretary Hickson. We have an expert. Just now you said this is war. They called it war. What I was saying, okay, well, that was a misspoke. What I was saying,

that you got war on it. Well, that was a misspoke. You literally just said it. That was a misspoke. Like, literally sentences. We're amazing. I mean, we're fucked, but good for our podcast, I will say.

I mean, either way, yeah. I think the only thing is that, like, if that was the level of competence, prior and this is what it is now, it's going to be probably just as inhumane, but maybe won't be able to stand scrutiny as long as Nome did. But my God, that's what I mean, it is a tried and true playbook. You just kiss his ass, whoever kisses his ass

the hardest, most recently. The most recently. Just that's all you got to do. You don't need to be competent. Um, and that's how we how we end up where we are. Yeah. We'll dig more into that on tomorrow's episode. Yeah. What do we think? We want to talk about the,

I mean, the Senate Democrats failed to, uh, stop Trump from starting a war that he already started. Um, they, this was like, wasn't this Tim Cain's like big thing was,

he was like, the war powers resolution. Right as we were about to put down the war powers resolution. God. Uh, so that got defeated, 47 to 53. Uh,

Federman, voted against it. Yeah, he voted with the Republicans, and I think Rand Paul was the only one to go the other way. So yeah, it was a Democratic-led Iran War Powers resolution that called for a congressional approval for a military action against Iran, despite the fact that we already, he needs that.

All right, like, it's just restating a law that's already on the books. So it's almost like invalidating the law that's on the book. By doing this, by being like, okay, so this, so this law that is we already have like we're all for it right and then you're just getting giving them a chance to say no to invalidate the law which is very it's going to look real bad for you in the midterms very stupid i mean look they're they're trying i mean you could there's so many other things you can maybe try but hey uh they said no and it's crazy too like the like the like Lisa Murkowski was like oh this is very troubling she's like well you know i'll vote for it because I'm still fully owned. Well, now you're on the record. There are also at least four Democrats on the Senate Armed Services Committee that are like open to throwing more money onto this fire, including Tim Kane, which is crazy. Because I think they're like one of them like Alyssa Slotkin.

So it's, you know, Jack Reed of Rhode Island, Gary Peters of Michigan, Tim Kane, Alyssa Slotkin. They're like, Slotkin said, quote, I need to know the goals and the plan. I don't rule anything out. I mean, we're in it. I'm like, hold on. That's not a reason to be like, all right, well,

now that we're in it. Like, we got to fully be in it. No, how about like, this is such a bad idea. You go, no,

no, no, no, no, we need to pull out. Because honestly, the damage is done. Like the American hegemony has never looked more fragile ever. Nope.

Yeah. So they're not going to be like, well, it's going to look weak. It's like, everyone. This place looks like an absolute cooked fucking goose.

Yeah. If I might use a colloquial term. You can't. Get that cooked goose on some nude bike tires. Yeah. Daddy needs a new pair of tires. Daddy needs a new pair of tires. Hey, speaking of Daddy needs a new pair of tires,

let's talk about Chad Hanks. Daddy got him by doing, sorry, I'm going to try and make this work for Daddy needs a new set of tires. Hold on. Let me just do some work here. By doing some work, some charity work around a new set of fires in Greece.

Daddy got Chet a new set of passport. Oh. That work at all, maybe. So Chad Hanks is stranded in Medellin. And I just, it is a time of celebrating the wealthy being stuck in foreign countries. Right. Which, you know, we're getting to see that in the Middle East, people being like, I just never thought this could happen here.

So, here, there's a, he posted a video and maybe this helps explain what's going on exactly. I mean, with Chad Hanks, you simply must hear it from his lips. You're ready for a story time.

So, hell, yeah, I go to Puerto Rico last week for my homie max's birthday. Yeah. Wait, for your homie max's birthday? For his homie max's birthday.

Okay, sick, bro, continue. Then I'm in Puerto Rico and we're all about to leave. I go, I'm only, you know, two, three hours away from Medellin. Same. Why don't I go pull up on my homie Taylor who lives in Medellin? Oh, you're going to pull up on the homie Taylor in Medelline?

Oh, that's one does. This is a story he's telling to try and get sympathy for himself. Keep going. Yeah, sounds good, right? Check this out. Yeah, it sounds really good to me. I'm traveling with my Greek passport because I'm a dual citizen. The reason I didn't use my American passport is because it's about to expire.

And sometimes they don't let you in the country, even if it hasn't expired, but it's about to expire. take my Greek passport. Are you planning on returning to Greece? I'm sorry. And Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are not Greeks. Ethnic. No, no, no. They did some charity work for Greece.

That's dope. And they were like, here you go. There's passports for everybody. Passports on the house. Yeah, okay, okay. Sorry, go on chat. I'm supposed to leave today. I go to the airport to check in my flight three hours early.

Oh, shit. three. Oh, you're responsible. They tell me that if I'm using a foreign passport, I need a green card to get back into America. I don't have a green card. Pause for outrage.

I don't have a green card. Hello? I'm fucking American, bro. You're ready for a story time? I mean, you believe this shit? I don't have my American passport with me. Okay. So I'm literally that doesn't sound like it's your fault.

I'm stuck in Medellin. Granted, there's worst places to be stuck. I literally have no fucking idea what I'm going to do. Okay, so real quick. Yeah, I think there is a thing you can do, right?

There is a solution that he's about to present that you're going to understand just how helpless that there's a wealthy. Helpless like a rich man's child that like I think about all the time in California.

entering these people. Let's see what his... There's absolutely nothing I can do. I already know what the solution is. You know what I mean? It's like you're stranded. You can't get back into your country. Then you're guessing...

Okay. You go to the embassy. Yeah, the embassy. To get this shit settled is in Bogota. Oh no. It's in Bogota. I don't want to go to Bogota. So, uh, yeah.

I don't want to go to Bogota. So, free chat, I think is what he's about to say. Free me. All right, goof troop. I don't want to go to Bogota. So get this. The one way for me to solve this is to go to the embassy and Bogota. Get on a one hour flight and have it fixed.

Guess what I'm not going to do? I don't want to do that. Hell no, brother. My mom's going to have to fucking figure something else out, mom. Yeah. I don't want to go to Bogota. Why?

I don't know, man. I'm having fun here. Dude. I'd rather not. Come on, dude. I'm sniffing Polvo, bro. Straight off the fucking brick, dog. They want me to go to Bogota?

No. No, doggy. Nah. Pre-chat Hanks. That's all that's on my mind, you know? Jesus Christ. Such a fucking. Yeah, Brian said he knows he's the easy licking Bogota.

I'm sorry. I'm met a yin. I'm surprised nobody hit him with the scopolamine and took him to the ATM yet. It does seem like he would be. Oh, easily. And the fact that he hasn't been, they've probably stopped kidnapping him at this point. He's been kidnapped like 17 times and they're just like this dude's parents don't pay. They don't pay, dude.

They don't even bother. It's a waste of scopolitan. They like bargained down to like 20. dollars the last time we kidnapped this dude. One time his dad said, kill him then. And we were so shook at it. That's Bruce's kid. I don't know.

That's Bruce Willis's kid. He offered to send a signed copy of Forrest Gump. Oh, no. All right. Those are some of the things that are trending. A lot of international news. Most importantly, Chet Hanks. We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show.

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